The title of this post is something a grandmother would say to her granddaughter warning her against drinking as a gateway to sluttery and morning-after “regret rape”.
On this wonderfully anti-feminist subject, reader pavetack describes a photographer’s social experiment in girls and their drunkenness.
Photographer takes photos of friends after 1,2,3 glasses of wine.
Notice by the second glass every woman is trying to appear seductive, and by the third it’s “devil may care”. Drinks that go into you may make her more attractive, but ones that go into her definitely do.
These were my favorite “RBF-to-DTF” series of increasingly besotted women photos:
Smooth Gs who can successfully bed sober women earn more of my admiration than womanizers who rely on drunk girls exclusively for their make notch count great again.
Important lesson here for the ladies: If you don’t want to regret sleeping with a man the next day, don’t get drunk with him the night before. Hooch cuts the line between your brain and cooch.
Glancing over the men’s photos, the overriding pattern is “sober serious face” -> “drunk smiley face”. I don’t see many seductive faces appearing on the male mugs. Chicks don’t much dig smiley men, so it may behoove you smoov dudes to move on the gina groove when you’re sober. Otoh, if you’re drunk, the girls you’re with are likely drunk too and probably won’t notice how stupidly you’re smiling at them.