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“Drink Will Make You Forget You’re A Lady”

April 15, 2016 by CH

The title of this post is something a grandmother would say to her granddaughter warning her against drinking as a gateway to sluttery and morning-after “regret rape”.

On this wonderfully anti-feminist subject, reader pavetack describes a photographer’s social experiment in girls and their drunkenness.

Photographer takes photos of friends after 1,2,3 glasses of wine.
Notice by the second glass every woman is trying to appear seductive, and by the third it’s “devil may care”. Drinks that go into you may make her more attractive, but ones that go into her definitely do.

These were my favorite “RBF-to-DTF” series of increasingly besotted women photos:

drunklady1

drunklady2

Two thoughts:

Smooth Gs who can successfully bed sober women earn more of my admiration than womanizers who rely on drunk girls exclusively for their make notch count great again.

Important lesson here for the ladies: If you don’t want to regret sleeping with a man the next day, don’t get drunk with him the night before. Hooch cuts the line between your brain and cooch.

Glancing over the men’s photos, the overriding pattern is “sober serious face” -> “drunk smiley face”. I don’t see many seductive faces appearing on the male mugs. Chicks don’t much dig smiley men, so it may behoove you smoov dudes to move on the gina groove when you’re sober. Otoh, if you’re drunk, the girls you’re with are likely drunk too and probably won’t notice how stupidly you’re smiling at them.

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  1. on April 15, 2016 at 3:45 pm PA

    You just triggered a couple of Slutwalks.

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    • on April 16, 2016 at 6:39 am Captain Obvious

      These people are obviously all sh!tlibs. Sober, the chicks look like witches. Tipsy/drunk, they look like a ton of fun. I’ve seen that pattern for quite a while now – sh!tlib chicks being all cute & cuddly & f*ckable when under the influence, but the next morning they immediately revert to witch mode, and the Darkness returns with an even greater vengeance than before. I’m not sure what that means – why it is that sh!tlibs seem incapable of enjoying life while sober. Maybe they enjoy being miserable? I dunno. Need more data points. Gotta think about this.

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 6:41 am Captain Obvious

        Maybe sh!tlibbery [amongst Shkotzim non-Eskimos] is just some giant scam for insiders, and we normal folk simply aren’t in on the joke? But in scanning the photos, my initial visceral gut reaction is that this is NOT cultural [not learned behavior] – that instead it feels much more neurological, as though sh!tlibs are wired to be miserable when they aren’t high on one substance or another. Or maybe it really is learned behavior, and I’m just deluding myself because I’m wired to be generally happy & optimistic most of the time, and it’s almost impossible for me to learn to be miserable? I dunno.

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 6:51 am Captain Obvious

        The neurological explanation for the sh!tlibs’ misery of sobriety would certainly be consistent with Biological Calvinism, which holds that these folks are very likely biologically pre-destined to be maledicted & confounded. But Je$us H Chr!st, these chicks all look so much happier when once they get tipsy/drunk. As though sh!tlibbery were an alcoholism of the soul.

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 7:00 am Captain Obvious

        PRO-TIP: If you’re pro-L!fe, then do NOT dip it in one of these sh!tlib chicks when she’s all cute & cuddly & f*ckably drunk, because the next morning, she’ll sober up and revert to W!tch Mode, and once she realizes she’s pr3gnant, she’ll head straight to Planned Murd3rhood & butcher your ch!ld.

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 12:40 pm vfm#7634

        The more attractive woman that CH put up has a bitch shield on when sober, but it’s an act. In fact, Trump Game would work better on her than getting her drunk.

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 5:08 pm Captain Obvious

        > “but it’s an act” ——— How do we know that? I have so much experience in the universities, meeting at night [and/or f0rnicating with] e.g. grad student-ettes who are just a ton of fun when they’re tipsy/drunk, but then the next day, when they sober up, it’s immediately back to nasty evil W!tch mode. Is the hatefulness a fundamentally learned behavior, or is it simply their nature, and only the booze can get them to fake some humanity?

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 5:52 pm Belle Igerent

        it’s the absolute boredom with oneself, and the yearning for the love they’re led to believe they should have. the frustration with why the world shouldn’t be better place (for them) right freakin now already! the personal impotency felt as they see others find the happiness and love that eludes them. the soul-killing isolation felt as they tap up their meaningless thesis on an eye damaging screen, or walk around campus listening to their you go girl platitunes, ear buds shutting out the world… and the alcohol numbs all that pain briefly, allows them to feel funny tingles everywhere that remind them of the fun they had bouncing on the trampoline as little girl, before mommy moved daddy out. and most importantly, the words flow eloquently out with gay abandon, so they feel they’re expressing their true selves,(not just a bunch of garbled pretentious shit they’re regurgitating from their perfesserz). when these words from the bottom of their id flow forth, they truly charm themselves, thus reigniting their giddy infatuation with themselves, and the ego reclines in the afterglow of post coital contentment. until the drug cruelly leaves, pulling the rug from beneath our poor unfortunate damsel.

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 6:03 pm Captain Obvious

        BI, that’s some poetry right thar. Although it sounds like you’re leaning towards “nurture” as the source of their misery [rather than nature].

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      • on April 17, 2016 at 10:26 am Belle Igerent

        Yes, well nurture (tv, parents, Facebook, high school, etc) and personal choices has played a huge part in shaping their outlook, as well as the treadmill that society has placed them on (after all, the herd does stipulate that university is the only valid pursuit for 21st century galz). You use a term ‘biological calvinism’, and if I understand it correctly, I can’t rule out the influence of someone’s hormones predisposing them to certain nihilistic frames of mind. But all the external influence really shuttles folk into a narrowed outlook, affecting their biological make up in turn. I would say that this can apply to all humans of any persuasion, not just shitlibz. ‘birds of a feather’ is a kind of self—perpetuating trajectory

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    • on April 16, 2016 at 5:44 pm Randy the Random

      You know, there’s 2 sides to every view. Compromise. Middle ground. The purple pill. All that and more:

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      • on April 21, 2016 at 5:48 pm The First Auarian

        Ipersonally have felt that women NEED to get drunk een to men they are attarcted to to excuse their own partly-civilised mind that tells them.. you’re being a sub-human slut. I prefer girls who don’t need to get drunk to have sex, they are tougher (signaling slightly higher quality, cuz as long as sheisn;t a virgin her long term quality to me is ZERO) and they are also less likely to cheat. (Note: Less likely does not mean heavenly blessed beauty who will hold your hand till heaven). In all these pics they look like complete sluts by the third pics and unusable/regret-rapey on the fourth.

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  2. on April 15, 2016 at 3:45 pm Ironpusher

    I’ll be waiting for Megyn Kelly’s regret rape story after Trump inaguration ball.

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    • on April 15, 2016 at 4:02 pm Libertardian

      http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/04/15/megyn-kelly-kept-trump-meeting-fox-boss-ailes-ny-mag-reports/

      ‘[Kelly] arranged the private sit-down herself. She told Trump that not even her boss Roger Ailes knew she was there, according to a source familiar with the meeting.
      …
      If Kelly did indeed go rogue on the Trump meeting, it says a lot about her relationship with her employer — and about her employer’s relationship with the GOP front-runner. Ever since she tangled with Trump in front of the 24 million viewers watching the debut GOP debate last summer — a performance that transformed her in the eyes of many into a fearless interviewer and feminist symbol’

      lolzlz, “I never do stuff like this, but…”

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      • on April 15, 2016 at 4:12 pm Ironpusher

        $5 says she forgot her panties at home. “I can’t believe I wore this skirt and didn’t remember my underwear!”

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      • on April 15, 2016 at 10:13 pm Captain Obvious

        ^ KKKomment of the Year.

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 6:02 am Hackett To Bits

        Newman!

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 12:42 pm vfm#7634

        Yeah, I saw that meeting coming a mile off. From a month ago:

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  3. on April 15, 2016 at 4:04 pm Hackett To Bits

    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…

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    • on April 17, 2016 at 4:49 pm Johnny Redux

      Liquor has a way of helping things, errrr, fall into place.

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  4. on April 15, 2016 at 4:09 pm Jokah Macpherson

    Washed up frat boy in the white polo wins the award for looking the most similar in every photo.

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    • on April 15, 2016 at 4:23 pm Hackett To Bits

      Funny how all the good looking women are completely off their tits.

      As for the most Alpha = #31…amused, not grinning like a chimp.

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  5. on April 15, 2016 at 4:15 pm skunk

    Moderately drunk sex is some of the funnest sex there is especially when you are talking about casual hook ups. I don’t care if those notches gain me admiration in anyone’s eyes or not.

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    • on April 15, 2016 at 4:19 pm Ironpusher

      I’d need to be more than moderately drunk to bang the 2nd one. Look at that big ugly je….err eskimo nose.

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      • on April 15, 2016 at 4:30 pm skunk

        Not a rare beauty but she looks like fun, especially on that third glass. 😉

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      • on April 15, 2016 at 4:35 pm Hackett To Bits

        A true beauty queen at last call.

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      • on April 15, 2016 at 8:09 pm Sentient

        They say a 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2…

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  6. on April 15, 2016 at 4:18 pm Wrong Side of History

    First gal

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  7. on April 15, 2016 at 4:43 pm hard9bf

    Notice how a lot of the women touch their faces and hair as they drink more.

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    • on April 15, 2016 at 4:52 pm 88

      yeah, i noticed that too. and quite a few of them have removed a layer of clothing as well.

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      • on April 15, 2016 at 8:28 pm Sentient

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  8. on April 15, 2016 at 5:28 pm whorefinder

    Whorefinder has a special cocktail just for the ladies.

    If he took pictures of women after four glasses of his magic brew….the pictures would be empty after the first one.

    Rape!

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    • on April 15, 2016 at 7:19 pm jOHN MOSBY

      Chloro is in that magic brew, is it not ?
      DRUG ‘EM RAPE !

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  9. on April 15, 2016 at 5:41 pm Rollo Tomassi

    We have a saying in the liquor industry,…

    “Martinis are like tits; one’s not enough, but three is too many.”

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    • on April 15, 2016 at 6:25 pm mendo

      And shaken, not stirred

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    • on April 15, 2016 at 6:54 pm whorefinder

      “The bigger the better?”

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      • on April 15, 2016 at 8:35 pm Ironpusher

        No that was TSW’s comment on black cocks a while back.

        Faggot within rape!

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    • on April 15, 2016 at 8:07 pm Sentient

      Cocktail napkin from one of my spots – Blue Bar, Algonquin Hotel NYC

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 8:18 am Captain Obvious

        Just FYI, “Dorothy Parker” is the nomme-de-guerre of Dorothy ROTHSCHILD. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Parker

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  10. on April 15, 2016 at 5:46 pm J1J2

    Three cheers for grandmothers! How did we get here after all?

    Probably for men the rule is get half-drunk, in order to achieve non-chalance.

    Probably the rule for women is not to get drunk at all, in order to avoid regret.

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  11. on April 15, 2016 at 5:54 pm scrivener3

    They both look hotter after one glass

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  12. on April 15, 2016 at 6:16 pm Wrong Side of History

    Back when I drank, I found that 3-4 beers puts me in that ZFG sweet spot.

    Downhill from there.

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  13. on April 15, 2016 at 6:59 pm J1J2

    Or maybe lady will make you forget you’re a drunk.

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  14. on April 15, 2016 at 7:55 pm walawala

    Great story out of Hong Kong on how discrimination is ok…as long as it’s against me. A court ruled that “Ladies’ Nights” were discriminatory because they charged men more in entry fees and more for drinks…

    But bar owners are now upset saying Ladies’ Nights are critical to their survival….kind of like boy’s soccer?

    http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/law-crime/article/1936265/hong-kong-bar-operators-angry-ladies-night-discrimination

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    • on April 15, 2016 at 8:40 pm mendo

      A club without girls is not a club.

      Can’t spell it out any simpler than that.

      Reminds me of the Futurama episode of don’t date robots, where the PSA says:

      “All civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex.”

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 8:20 am Captain Obvious

        “A club without girls is not a club.” ——— Barry Soebarkah Dunham and Rahm Emanuel beg to differ. http://www.manscountrychicago.com/

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  15. on April 15, 2016 at 7:56 pm walawala

    ** men** not me.

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    • on April 15, 2016 at 8:11 pm Corvo

      You too

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  16. on April 15, 2016 at 8:23 pm Hosswire

    These Latins just don’t do the binge drinking like us Teutons.

    These lightweights are showing personality changes at three glasses of wine. At 3, I was barely within striking distance of a buzz. The only look on my face at 3 glasses would be impatience for more booze.

    Bring that camera back at glass nine to see the fireworks.

    Which might explain why I’m 13 years sober now.

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  17. on April 15, 2016 at 8:39 pm blogster

    alcohol is for men what makeup is for women.

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    • on April 16, 2016 at 12:23 am whorefinder

      threadwinner.

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  18. on April 16, 2016 at 8:38 am Captain Obvious

    Two more Eskimos in the newz today: Tom Nides & Lukas Lundin. ||| State Department Belatedly Releases New Clinton Benghazi Documents. Proves Hillary LIED to America. ||| http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3421536/posts

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  19. on April 16, 2016 at 9:35 am Captain Obvious

    English Teacher Charged With Sexual Assault of a Student: ‘You’re My Baby Boo!’ https://www.yahoo.com/news/english-teacher-charged-sexual-assault-203300935.html

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    • on April 16, 2016 at 9:36 am Captain Obvious

      “According to WISN, they even had sex on the night of Domres’ now-husband’s bachelor party.”

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 9:58 am Wrong Side of History

        Tired of these fucking whores, man.

        The sexual revolution was the equivalent of letting children run the household.

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 10:01 am Wrong Side of History

        Everyday there’s 1 or 2 stories that reaffirm my belief that most women are 100% NOT competent to structure their own lives.

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 10:10 am hard9bf

        Would hunch.

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 10:10 am Tam the Bam

        Who busted her snout? Kid brother with a right jab ten years back, or what?

        (Olde Tam’s Almanac: “Conducte thyselfe with extreme circumspection around otherwise attractive young ladies who bear the Marks of Battle upon them.”)

        Also check for Crazy Eyes (c.f. sanpaku, as detailed by The Proprietor hereabouts)

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 11:38 am Captain Obvious

        > “women are 100% NOT competent” ——— Karl Denninger went on an epic rant about that recently – http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=231285

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      • on April 17, 2016 at 12:22 pm God is Laughing

        Did she snort a few lines of cotton balls?

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  20. on April 16, 2016 at 10:23 am Mat690

    I saw all the photos, all of the women looked more attractive after 3 glasses of wine. Except the fat ones, they just looked fat.

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    • on April 16, 2016 at 12:43 pm Tam the Bam

      Column 2 Row 2: fuck is that? Andy Warhol? Milo the Greek? No fuckin way, and I have shoes older than her/it.
      Ditto Col4:Row6. Bunnyboiler or RadFem psycho robot.

      When people get to that age, the Crazy actually starts to overwhelm their original human somatic components, and can’t be covered with any amount of makeup. Bit like reptile skin in “V” (#bitterexperience)

      https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5-pDxw5kJJBATwLi31Z12stOHbJFR-C1Lt_tyVmw02wNuSB5qrw

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    • on April 16, 2016 at 5:18 pm Captain Obvious

      > “all of the women looked more attractive after 3 glasses of wine” ——— M690, that’s EXACTLY what I thought. It’s as though their Sh!tliberry [either innate, or learned] is worn on their faces as a literal ugliness, and only the booze can get them to relax and look happy & beautiful again. Which is another prediction of Biological Calvinism – that our sense of beauty [-vs- hideousness] EVOLVED so as to either comfort us [in the case of beauty], or to WARN us [in the case of hideousness], about the underlying personality of the person who wears the face.

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 6:00 pm Captain Obvious

        > “comfort us” ——— Maybe I shoulda said “reassure us”.

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  21. on April 16, 2016 at 2:02 pm plumpjack

    how the attractiveness of a woman changes after you’ve chugged three shots of wild turkey:

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    • on April 16, 2016 at 2:09 pm Wrong Side of History

      It’s like watching the evolution of feminist hominid to woman.

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 5:03 pm Captain Obvious

        WSoH, that’s my point way up above here – they look so friggin miserable when they’re sober, but then when they’re tipsy/sober, they relax and look happy. Either Sh!tlibberal Misery is a learned behavior, which cannot be “unlearned” without the aid of pharmaceuticals/booze, or else Sh!tlibs are born miserable, and they can only enjoy life with the aid of pharmaceuticals/booze. I have a fair amount of experience with this phenomenon in the universities – meeting [and/or f0rnicating with] e.g. grad students who are a blast when tipsy/drunk, but then the next morning, when they sober up, they do a 180 and revert to nasty evil W!tch mode.

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      • on April 16, 2016 at 5:03 pm Captain Obvious

        tipsy/sober == tipsy/DRUNK

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    • on April 16, 2016 at 6:12 pm Reb

      And we have a winner

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  22. on April 16, 2016 at 4:24 pm tspark156

    Is that Robbie Williams on the third line down?

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  23. on April 16, 2016 at 6:13 pm Reb

    Tell them what wet brain is. No it’s not a blow job.

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  24. on April 16, 2016 at 7:26 pm Ripp

    OT:

    the cuck pope met with (((bernie sanders))). full press coverage. obviously political play for bernie to jew over some catholic pope cuckesque voters.

    the cuck pope has also has denounced The Donald.

    Its now reasonable to conclude the pope is a controlled asset, working towards an agenda that he was assigned.

    anyone disagree?

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    • on April 16, 2016 at 10:11 pm Captain Obvious

      Who is Jeffrey Sachs and why was he at the Vatican? Thu May 14, 2015 https://www.lifesitenews.com/opinion/who-is-jeffrey-sachs-and-why-was-he-at-the-vatican

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      • on April 18, 2016 at 12:12 am Ripp

        lolz. geezus. no pun intended.

        I somewhat agree with mr. sachs idea, it just needs to be stipulated that his plans only apply to africa, asia and south america.

        cuck vatican…lolz…

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    • on April 17, 2016 at 3:09 pm hans

      If a Jesuit told me the sun rises in the morning, I would go check myself before believing it.

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    • on April 17, 2016 at 3:22 pm Diversity Is Good

      the cuck pope met with (((bernie sanders))).

      Yeah, first Trump isn’t a Christian, now he’s meeting with a commie Jew. Good thing this cuck’s not trying to interfere in politics of another country, or anything like that.

      Pope Che also went to Greece, to the island of Lesbos to pick up some rapefugees, bring them back to Italy. Because thousands per day landing on Sicily isn’t enough for him. Moar Jihadis!

      Where’s Slutlord? Hiding? I did not get done schooling him.

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    • on April 17, 2016 at 6:39 pm cortesar

      You forgot that he went to the Greek Island of Lezbos to encourage mudslim turds to continue with the invasion
      He brought 12 little apostles back with him
      Semitic sect brings everything to its final conclusion
      How many blinds is still out there?

      http://www.vdare.com/articles/third-world-snake-devouring-european-mouse-with-some-help-from-pope-francis

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    • on April 18, 2016 at 9:05 am Corvo

      Whether he was assigned the agenda, or whether he’s part and parcel of the same cabal that’s pushing the agenda, no disagreement that this Pope is a traitor in every sense of the word.

      From a lifelong Catholic: Fuck the Pope.

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    • on April 19, 2016 at 8:13 am vfm#7634

      I like to take a page from the North Koreans and call him the “so-called pope”.

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  25. on April 16, 2016 at 7:34 pm DeNihilist

    Hey CH, thought you would enjoy this latest study –

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3542296/Penis-size-important-women-Researchers-say-important-man-s-height.html?ito=social-twitter_DailyMailAU

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    • on April 17, 2016 at 9:32 pm DeNihilist

      More science. Seems that monogamy may have been an adaptation to STI’s.

      Now that we have many types of “relief” from these dis-eases, maybe we are reverting to our ancient form.

      https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/04/160412132035.htm

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  26. on April 16, 2016 at 8:08 pm Sentient

    CH showed remarkable restraint in picking out the post images…

    I mean damn this one here…

    Shit at three glasses I assume she is astride a cock during the shoot…

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    • on April 17, 2016 at 7:06 am Wrong Side of History

      Cutest one.

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      • on April 17, 2016 at 11:06 am no

        making it the saddest

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    • on April 18, 2016 at 12:13 am Ripp

      frame 4: cum shot

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  27. on April 16, 2016 at 8:13 pm Sentient

    Following on Whorefinder’s brilliant comment on the other thread:

    “Every man should teach his son at age 12 like this:

    Place three things in front of him:
    -a guitar
    -a piano keyboard
    -a camera.

    Tell him, “Son, I’m going to get you laid for the rest of your life far above what you deserve. Pick one.”

    Wish I knew then what I know now rape!”

    A snippet from this here photog’s Fashion files…

    Wise words indeed. I suppose you could add gun to the list as well?

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    • on April 16, 2016 at 8:56 pm Sentient

      LOL… His personal file is even more interesting…

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    • on April 19, 2016 at 8:15 am vfm#7634

      Gun and MAGA hat.

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  28. on April 17, 2016 at 12:50 am cortesar

    Battle at Stalingrad 15 Apr 2016
    metro station in the heart of Paris between turd world savages

    Let us contrast that with evil NAZHZIS in Paris during WWII

    https://i2.wp.com/i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/11/article-2417335-1BC1D405000005DC-120_964x627.jpg?zoom=2

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  29. on April 17, 2016 at 7:17 am redcastle600

    I’m thinking that because these sh!tlibs are always on some form of antidepressant, imbibing finally allows them to feel some real form of emotion, hence the return to Witch Mountain once sobriety has returned

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    • on April 17, 2016 at 8:01 am Captain Obvious

      Right. Every Sh!tlib I know has a medicine cabinet filled with psychotropics. But then why did they need the meds in the first place? Why are they so friggin miserable? Is it something like their consciences bothering them [something nurture-ish], or were they just born miserable [is it simply their nature]?

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      • on April 17, 2016 at 8:48 pm redcastle600

        I’d say from firsthand experience it may have something to do with real Daddy Issues for some. Lack of emotional connection or the ability to establish one may be another reason.

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  30. on April 17, 2016 at 9:09 am Johnny Redux

    http://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending-now/police-mother-leaves-infant-in-hot-car-for-strip-club-audition-2-arrested/220377325

    Yeah! This year! Progressive nation.

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  31. on April 17, 2016 at 9:24 am Anonymous

    The very face of cuckservatives.

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    • on April 18, 2016 at 8:15 pm Ironpusher

      Ha ha ha!!! Saw on the news today that Glorious Leader said he would fire him if he gets elected.

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  32. on April 17, 2016 at 9:36 am plumpjack

    friggin ândrew @nglin just cracks me up. his article on how the majority of US school children are now non-white:
    http://www.dailystormer.com/new-interesting-reality-majority-of-us-public-school-students-are-non-white/

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    • on April 18, 2016 at 11:56 am Experienced Father

      >>the majority of US school children are now non-white

      More like the majority of US Children _in public schools_.

      The Racial make up of private school enrollment both as far as total numbers and as a percentage of the US student population are hard to come by.

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      • on April 18, 2016 at 1:03 pm Sentient

        Mad dollaz are hard to come by as well, and private schools run on hard money at the end of the day… hence look around the next game or assembly and you will see an overwhelming white majority at most private schools… the last bastion left in the US.

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  33. on April 17, 2016 at 10:09 am DDC

    Some of those Brazilians are close to being white.

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    • on April 17, 2016 at 10:54 am Tam the Bam

      Still probably a bad move for any of them to hop the London Tube (Northern Line) in times of trouble, since the Met, like the rest of us, can’t tell the diff. And doesn’t care.

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  34. on April 17, 2016 at 11:04 am Felix Krull

    Candy is dandy
    But liquor is quicker

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  35. on April 17, 2016 at 11:43 am Anonymous

    I figured a little alcohol would make my loud n obnoxious aunt less loud n obnoxious but she was worse. Alcohol and family get togethers suck

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    • on April 18, 2016 at 1:08 pm 88

      yep. alcohol doesn’t change your personality. it just exaggerates who you already are since your behavior filters are dulled.

      if you are an angry, mean person. alcohol will make you angrier and meaner.
      obnoxious and loud. louder and more obnoxious.
      sweet and loving. sweeter and more affectionate.

      that’s why it’s good to get a girl tipsy early on if you’re screening her for an LTR. you get to see her true colors a lot easier when her inhibitions are lowered.

      it’s also important to not get fooled by the girl who seems like a real blast when she’s had a few. i’ve ended up in relationships with girls like that because i was thinking of how much fun we would have together. you do want a girl who is fun to be around. but too much of a fun/wild girl and you run into problems later on. gotta find a good balance.

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      • on April 18, 2016 at 1:57 pm Tam the Bam

        Oh dear. I got “doubly incontinent” from that test once. Her character remained indeterminate, apart from “is possible to embarrass”. Probable career alcoholic eventually?

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  36. on April 17, 2016 at 1:42 pm Johnny Redux

    Trump just concluded a great rally in NY. This song was playing afterwards…had to find it. Give it a listen. “I’ve been Trumpified”

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    • on April 17, 2016 at 2:15 pm Greg Eliot

      N1gger singing lost me.

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    • on April 18, 2016 at 9:57 am Corvo

      Meh – I’m with GE on this one — I don’t like the Michael Jackson impersonator or the ghetto rap insert. But hey, if Chantel and Crystal, or whoever those Black “Leave My Man Donald Trump Alone!” Ladies are want to get down to it, I’m live and let live.

      I admit I did chuckle at the air-horn from the Can’t Stump The Trump vids making an appearance.

      Here are a few suggestions for Trump rally music — GBFM, please pass them on to the folks selecting tunes for The Donald.

      White Boy

      White Riot

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  37. on April 17, 2016 at 6:53 pm Prime Alpha

    Interestingly, most people follow this pattern:

    0 Glasses: Average expression.
    1 Glass: Kinda better…
    2 Glasses: Very attractive expression and genuine smile.

    but then:

    3 Glasses: Dip in the attraction level, weird silly faces, some of them even a little ugly. There are a few that still look good after 3 glasses but they are the exception. It also seems the men can hold their liquor much better than the ladies, not surprising given men’s higher body weight and metabolism.

    It looks like 2 Glasses is the sweet spot for bringing out the best in people, whereas any excess alchohol above that just makes their brain go weird.

    IME, 2 glasses of wine is indeed best for some liquid courage and liquid humor. Anything above that is liquid silliness.

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  38. on April 17, 2016 at 8:20 pm natphilosopher

    Sometimes I like a martini,
    two at the absolute most.
    Three and I’m under the table.
    Four and I’m under the host.

    Dorothy Parker

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