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The Cucks Are Dead!

May 3, 2016 by CH

Long may they rot!

They found closure.

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  1. on May 3, 2016 at 11:58 pm pdwalker

    I’d pay to watch that movie.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 12:54 am Captain Obvious

      Ted Cruz Accidentally Punches And Elbows His Wife In The Face After Dropping Out

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 12:56 am Captain Obvious

        Apparently this really happened – he was in such a hurry to hug Lee Harvey Oswald’s old friend that he clocked the Goldman-Sachs/Council-on-Foreign-Relations representative in the face with his elbow. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-elbowed-wife_us_57294d90e4b016f378941a59

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 12:57 am Captain Obvious

        He also popped her with his fist. “Accidentally ” my @ss. Somebody wants Sarah Isgur Flores’s mouth around his c0ck tonight.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 1:00 am Sean Fielding

        Accidentally, or carelessly?

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 1:22 am Ripp

        lolz.

        CapnO, what do you think Tamir Pardo is doing right now?

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 8:09 am tteclod

        I think Cruz’ dad is a pederast. It would explain much.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 9:07 am Captain Obvious

        > “what do you think Tamir Pardo is doing right now?” ——— Reaching out to all the Eskimo Psychiatrists in the USA & Canada & Mexico, to see whether anyone has a high-quality reasonably-competent “John Hinckley” who could be released on a weekend pass. Also how to procure, for strapping young Mr Hinckley, an untraceable r!fle with untraceable glass & untraceable “match grade” ammo.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 11:08 am plumpjack

        cap, most likely it will be a jihadi with a vest, or a lackadaisical reporter unknowingly carrying a tampered briefcase. that’s how it’s done these days.

        hopefully the Trump security team thinks all this through and is extremely, extremely, EXTREMELY thorough in their precautions.

        poor Trump will have no life except when he’s back safe in his penthouse with Melania. But he’s a true patriot and willing to suffer for his country.

        God bless the King.

        Long live the King!

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 12:10 pm Joe

        Accidentally? Shit. That was intentional. Alpha all the way.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 6:35 pm Reb

        Best comment ever of anything.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 8:36 pm Johnny Redux

        Bet Raphael Cruz is a high-level Freemason. You can take that to the bank.

        In other news…great photo of a Shitlord spotted in NY a couple months ago:

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  2. on May 4, 2016 at 12:00 am Rum

    DT will throw Hillery Clinton head first down the stairwell in the general erection and then beat her like a rented mule. Following this, she will have the first real orgasm of her entire dessicated “life”.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 3:20 am Beefy Levinson

      MY GAWD, HE’S WHUPPIN HER LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE! THIS IS NOT RIGHT KING!

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 6:18 am wolfie65

      Mules everywhere are deeply offended by this comparison!

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  3. on May 4, 2016 at 12:08 am Dude

    hilarious

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  4. on May 4, 2016 at 12:16 am Lucius Somesuch

    “It HAS been a long and laborous process” lolzozllzozlz

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 7:41 am wolfie65

      Oh, how often that one has dreamt of being a Russian peasant girl in the path of the advancing French army!
      Officers only, of course, being the exquisitely special snowflake she knows she is…..

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 9:01 am Captain Obvious

        It’s amazing how beautiful a white chick can be – even just a plain simple average girl – if she stays out of the frigging sun and keeps that wonderful alluring alabaster purity to her bre@sts.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 8:17 am tteclod

      I read War and Peace more than ten years ago in my early 30’s. It’s excellent literature, and had prescient value when it was written. Nowadays, it’s pure wisdom regarding human relations, and a strong caution against enlisting in any nation’s regular armed forces.

      It does not take three months to read. Again, once one becomes accustomed to the Russian names, after about page 50, you’ll move through it very quickly. I think it took me about 3 weeks, and I was studying for my professional engineer’s exam at the time.

      If you haven’t read Tolstoy’s War and Peace, do. Then read Dostoyevsky.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 8:24 am plumpjack

        thanks clod. always appreciate and follow reading suggestions from you guys.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 10:09 am Corvo

        I started reading it one summer in college, for fun, but didn’t stick with it. I need to give it another try.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 8:23 am NothingMan00

      Look at that cover aesthetic. Designed to trick spinsters in to reading literature.

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  5. on May 4, 2016 at 12:55 am Jay in DC

    I -really- wish you were prophetic on this one CH, but I’m not so optimistic as all that. I’m *hoping* Trump just plays ball to get into a good firing position and then unleashes hell and artillery all over every one of these “Never Trump” cucksuckers in Congress. Just rewards, innit?

    This remains to be seen though. Being the negotiator he is, he probably realizes that the entrenched in DC will not go quietly into the night and would sooner tear the entire edifice down than lose the only thing they are good at and all the perks that go along with being traitors to their own nation.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 12:59 am Ripp

      pussy

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 5:11 pm Jay in DC

        Very eloquent reply. I’ve done more for “the cause” than you can ever imagine including putting myself in serious physical danger and other ‘stuff’ that won’t ever be divulged in a public forum.

        “pussy” –> It is called being cautiously optimistic instead of a blind sheep. Now go back to keyboard jockeying before you get a fucking slap message board warrior.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 7:15 pm Ripp

        retraction:
        cautiously optimistic puss

        relax dude. its an internet forum.

        A major battle has been won, and its time to bring it to a new level.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 8:40 pm Johnny Redux

      These bastards have a lot of tricks in their playbook, and they are not finished with the Stop Trump campaign yet. The danger now is that the Neo-cons will not do it out in the open as much, and will resort to, let us say, more nefarious methods. That’s when things start to get ugly. Trump needs to greatly beef up his security…preferably with his own people at the inner core and the provided feds in the outer circles. Can’t trust them. JFK found that out the hard way.

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      • on May 6, 2016 at 9:30 pm Old Codger

        Just because the driver of JFK’s limousine brought the car to a dead stop at the point of triangulation for six different, strategically-placed shooters, now you’re gonna blame the Secret Service? What is the world coming to?

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      • on May 6, 2016 at 11:20 pm carlos danger

        how many SS are freemasons?

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  6. on May 4, 2016 at 1:12 am Ripp

    Against all cuck-odds, the Trumpenreich prevails.

    The hayters, cucks and shitlibs can cry their eyes out, kick, scream and rage with transgendered ignorance…

    Have no illusions. The silent white majority is rising. Stronger each day, we will expose every lie, revert every treason and bury every globalist/marxist with extreme prejudice.

    A major column of the Cathedral has been destroyed today. The foundation is vulnerable and the enemy is wounded.

    The Trumpenkreig is pushing to the high ground. The 2nd revolution has begun.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 1:14 am Ripp

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 1:26 am Captain Obvious

        Don’t kid yourself – the Cathedral [***cough*** (((Synagogue))) ***cough***] does not play by the Marquess of Queensbury Rules. If they can’t defeat the Trumpenkrieg via orthodox means, then they won’t hesistate to resort to the unorthodox [***cough*** (((ass@ss!nation))) ***cough***]. Pray for the Donald’s private security team, his Secret Service detail, all of the local & state LEOs who are policing his events, and anyone else who could stop a Leon Czolgosz or a Dmitry Bogrov from getting near The Donald.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 7:46 am wolfie65

        I’m sure they’re already H A R D at work writing screenplays, sitcoms, TV series, songs etc. etc. etc. To attackattackattack and mockmockmock Trump and everything normasl people stand for like they haven’t done in an age.
        Hollywood and all of the Entertainment Biz will be cranked up to supersonic volume.
        Heck, Springsteen, Sting, Madonna and Bono might even come out of retirement….

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 2:37 pm Ripp

        @cap

        True. ‘cathedral’ in Greg Eliot vernacular. Agree that (((synagogue))) is a more relevant term for the symbolism.

        I rest faith in Trump and his team. They’re smart. They’ll stay 10 steps ahead of the (((synagogue))) and it’s devices.

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  7. on May 4, 2016 at 3:44 am whorefinder

    Holy shit why is my perfect comment in moderation/disappeared rape????

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  8. on May 4, 2016 at 5:35 am Corvo

    Now that Trump has wrapped up the GOP nomination, perhaps da GBFM will get a break from his speech-writing duties and return to grace us with his poetic presence.

    One can hope.

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  9. on May 4, 2016 at 5:46 am Hackett To Bits

    After winning the election, illegals are next:

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 6:43 pm Reb

      Spirit Within?? Because he looks like he enjoyed it too much.

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    • on May 5, 2016 at 10:17 pm Lazy Hero

      He should beat onigger to death with it.

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  10. on May 4, 2016 at 6:47 am hans

    Godspeed my friends, with this the dominoes start falling, but not the way the Cucks and their Cucklord Traitors expected.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 7:50 am wolfie65

      What’s Merkel gonna do on her last day in office ?
      Sign the country over to the Saudis ?

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 7:59 am hans

        My guess is there will not be a country anymore to sign over, when she leaves.
        Too many Cucks and Multicultizis here.
        The Russians will probably just have enough at one point and overrun us.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 10:18 am PA

        I used to think it’d include ten minutes with a priest before she is led into a courtyard. Now I’m wondering if the firing squad scenario shouldn’t be updated with a vertical stake over a pile of firewood.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 8:45 pm Johnny Redux

        While we breath, it is far from over.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 10:18 am plumpjack

      anyone up for another round of “who’s gonna be Trump’s VP choice?”

      Trump plays to win. He’ll pull an ace from out of his sleeve. I don’t think Christie is an ace. Sanders would guarantee a win, but would be an (((albatross))) around his neck for the presidency and increase the size of the target on his back. Sessions would be too divisive and would push many fence-sitters over to the nag’s pasture

      thoughts?

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 11:55 am Ripp

        agree about Christie.

        Sanders…lol. Trump would never. If he did, he’d beat that fool with his fists into a bloody pulp after 1 day of communist rainbow love talk.

        Not only is the choice important, the timing and presentation is also. I hope he learned from the mistakes of a Sarah Palin. And hope he doesn’t nig out with Carson.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 12:22 pm Andrew

        I think Sanders would be a great pick. Guaranteed win. Show towards the middle. The veep doesn’t have much power really. I’m worried Hillary will pick Bernie.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 12:27 pm Greg Eliot

        If Hillary picks Bernie it could turn into a real horse race.

        For Trump’s VP, maybe someone like Susanna Martinez would put really him over the top, but who knows.

        /and FU to perma-mod

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 1:26 pm Libertardian

        I’d expect Sanders on the list as a failsafe in case the battle with Hillary doesn’t go as it should. VP slot should keep him out of trouble anyway and it sinks Hillary in one move. Hillary is surely aware of this as well, so I imagine Trump has already sent informal emissaries to Sanders to get the lay of the land.
        Sessions would be nice but from what I hear he’s a lousy speaker (haven’t heard him myself).

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 1:52 pm mack

        Trump could pick conservative Democrat Jim Webb or Condi Rice (hope not). My bet is Newt Gingrich.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 2:15 pm vfm#7634

        GE, no fvcking quota-hires. If Trump got done in, we’d be stuck with an awful president.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 2:46 pm Ripp

        hmm…Sanders makes chess board sense, buy idealogically he’s trully a rainbow loving communist.

        He’d have to flip flop on every belief heeb has down to each star of david cell in his body to assimilate into the Trumpenkreig regime. I dont see it.

        Gingrich? Too much of the same. Trump needs a ringer that’ll pull from Crooked Hillary and still uphold the secret-white true conservatism.

        Condi Rice? Might work. dont know enough about her but she could probably be molded into a Trumpinian. Shed get the black vote from Hillary and take a whole lot of women as well. Shed get endorsements from the GWB admin to come over, Colin Powell. It could energize the cuckservstives to steer right and pull black & women dems.

        Anne coulter? shes too much a female esque trump outsider.

        Trump needs a Joe Biden type polarizing figure to bleed out Crooked Hillary votes. Obongo did one thing right by using Biden to court some cuckservatives.

        How about Bill Clinton for VP? lolz…

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 2:51 pm Anton

        Melania?

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 2:59 pm Anton

        “Ben Carson will serve on a selection committee to find Donald Trump’s running mate, Trump told the New York Times on Wednesday.

        The presumptive GOP presidential nominee said he plans to announce his vice presidential pick in July before the Republican National Convention in Cleveland.

        Trump will soon announce a committee to handle the selection process, he said. “I think on the committee I’ll have Dr. Ben Carson and some other folks,” Trump said. “

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 3:15 pm Corvo

        “If Hillary picks Bernie it could turn into a real horse race.”

        If she’s smart, this is what she will do. She is bleeding the White male vote and picking Bernie will help her staunch that. I think Bernie would probably accept it, too — what else does he have to look forward to as his age? Going back to VT and playing socialist senator again? I bet Clinton will offer to let him work on some “policy” as his pet VP project, and he’ll take the deal.

        I haven’t given much thought to Trump’s VP pick, but there’s plenty of time for that. I do hope, however, that it isn’t some lame affirmative-action pick. A woman, someone qualified, might work to soften some of Trump’s rough edges with some female voters, but I don’t know — no one immediately comes to mind.

        And, long time no see, GE. Welcome back.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 5:07 pm Corvo

        No to Christie — that would be too much NYC / NJ attitude on one ticket.

        Bring balance to the shitlord, the VP pick must.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 8:47 pm Johnny Redux

        Chuck Norris, except Chuck doesn’t run for any office…offices run from him.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 9:00 pm Johnny Redux

        People are coming out for Trump, not his VP candidate, unless he picks an affirmative action/PC candidate, which will make him look weak to the Alphas out there, and pissed off betas, who are supporting him. He is better off picking an ‘insurance policy’ VP – i.e., “You assassinate me, and you are going to get someone even tougher, smarter, and totally incorruptible!” With the economy in shambles, he should pick a non-Wall Street insider with an excellent resume, and preferably someone who has made accurate predictions of economic problems. Should be a family man, a good public speaker (absolutely necessary for debating), not too much of an egg head, tall (let’s face it, height is commanding in politics…if Trump were shorter, he may not have been able to carry it all off), environmentally conscious, and not a war monger. Cannot think of anyone that fits that description, but know they are out there. We must assume that he will be debating Bernie.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 9:12 pm Johnny Redux

        @Ripp. Condi Rice? Seriously? She is totally New World Order, and, in case you have not noticed, a negro (not to mention that she looks like a black female Chucky)! She will turn away many Trump supporters, including me, if he goes that pathetic route. Plus, ANYONE remotely tied in the President Bush’s cabinet is an anchor throw over the side of the S.S. Trump. Clinton and gang will not stop with the, “it’s the same old crowd coming back to power”. Old neo-cons may like to see Bush’s former cabinet members (the Trilateral Commission, Bilderberg, Freemason assholes) back in the inner circle, but they need to be kept way, way, way at bay or they will truly derail the whole damn operation.

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      • on May 5, 2016 at 12:23 am Ripp

        @johnny

        i stand nigCorrected. nay on Condi. no more mystery meat in the white house.

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      • on May 5, 2016 at 10:23 pm Lazy Hero

        Gingrich is very pro trump on all the issues… I just wish Buchanan wasn’t pushing 80…

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 7:42 pm racerxx

      hans, that image is the singularly most awesome thing I’ve seen all week. Thank you for posting!

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  11. on May 4, 2016 at 6:48 am Ironpusher

    You guys should head over to Red State if you’re looking for a good laugh. The level of cuckservative butthurt has now reached critical mass. Half of the commentors are now vowing to support shillary, those traditional conservative values are really showing now 😉

    May the Trumpenreich reign for 1,000 years!

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 7:06 am Corvo

      “Yesterday was the superest and worst Tuesday yet, as Indiana took the stage. Without exaggeration, we can tell you that the whole world ended and you’re reading this from some weird, disappointing afterlife.”

      hahahahahahhahaa

      /fags

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 7:13 am Ironpusher

        At least no one can call them RAYYYYCIST or XENOPHOBIC!!!

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 7:18 am MZ

      I can’t believe the anger over there. What a bunch of little bitches.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 8:08 am Corvo

        The funny thing is that, as is being pointed out elsewhere (e.g. VDARE), the reason Cruz was the last man standing “against” Trump is precisely because he mimicked so many of the same positions that Trump brought to the foreground, chief among them immigration (legal and illegal) and unwise trade deals.

        The problem many people had with Cruz is that his co-opting of Trump’s bold positions seemed insincere. I probably wouldn’t have vote for Cruz in a general election had he been coronated as the Republican Nominee against the will of the people, but I would have voted for him if he won fair and square against the other Republicans, even if I doubted his sincerity on the issues that matter most to me.

        Those proclaiming to be die-hard Cruz supporters who now say they will refuse to vote for Trump, or will vote Hillary over Trump, are just showing their true colors. For them, it was never about the issues; likewise, Cruz’s co-opting of Trump’s positions was likely not sincere.

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      • on May 5, 2016 at 8:36 am Captain Obvious

        “[Cruz] mimicked so many of the same positions that Trump brought to the foreground…” ——— I’ve been making that point for a while now: Cruz’s entire campaign was built upon a foundation of PLAGIARISM of Trump’s campaign. As far as I can tell, Cruz didn’t put forth a single original idea since the moment he announced his candidacy. In fact, I don’t know that Cruz has ever had an original idea in his entire life. Apparently Princeton & Harvard are now just assembly lines for the production of mantra-spewing canon-reciting cant-repeating spergtarded automatons.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 7:23 am Corvo

      “Around Washington, chatter about the possibility of an independent run by a traditional conservative is becoming louder. It is fueled in part by the business end of the political cycle: Campaign consultants eagerly await — and financially plan for — the quadrennial, billion-dollar payday that is a presidential election.

      Rest assured, the Donald Trump campaign will offer no shortage of opportunities for grifters. But if you’ve been a charter member of the Washington establishment, your calls probably aren’t getting returned as quickly as you might like, especially if you’ve spent the past half-year typing the #NeverTrump hashtag into your Twitter feed.”

      The Cuckservative Establishment may run a third-party candidate purely as a profit-raking scheme for the political consultant class.

      And they wonder why people are disgusted with Washington. Pigs at the trough.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 9:20 am Experienced Father

        >>The Cuckservative Establishment may run a third-party candidate purely as a profit-raking scheme for the political consultant class.

        THIS!

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 10:04 am Ironpusher

        Im sitting here on my lunch break listening to Glen Beck have a cuck fit, blathering on about MLK, praying for a Hillary victory and god know what else. These filty cucks have been completely unmasked and it is disgusting.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 1:46 pm vfm#7634

        lulz

        http://www.mediaite.com/online/after-cruzs-defeat-a-grieving-glenn-beck-declares-the-gop-full-of-unelectable-racists/

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      • on May 5, 2016 at 10:29 pm Lazy Hero

        I hate glen beck. I just hope he goes to prison for being a pederast, he vibes it to me, and he gets raped to oblivion.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 11:03 am Pwn

      These stupid shitlibs pretending to be on the right are the problem. I hope they all fuck off and register Democrat for the rest of their lives.

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  12. on May 4, 2016 at 8:25 am tteclod

    I re-read this that you linked, CH.

    http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2009/feb/07/relationship-breakdown-adultery

    The great value of that beta-husband’s tale is its cautionary message. The man did all he was advised to do by our cucked culture, and that advice failed him at every juncture. Perhaps even Pinocchio is a less exhaustive litany of errors and consequences.

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  13. on May 4, 2016 at 8:39 am Laguna Beach Fogey

    “Because this is the way the cucks end.
    This is the way the cucks end.
    This is the way the cucks end.

    Not with a bang
    But a shitpost.”

    weev

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 9:37 am PA

      Did you wrote that? Asking cuz of the quote marks. It’s fucking awesome. And something else also rhymes with ‘shitpost’…

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 9:55 am plumpjack

        http://www.dailystormer.com/why-i-maga/

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 12:31 pm Greg Eliot

        Dude! Brush up your T.S. Eliot.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 1:38 pm PA

        I asked who wrote the PARODY of the Hollow Men.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 1:41 pm PA

        Fuck, that was a boneheaded thing to say, GE. I’m a fan of both T.S. and Greg, but go back to mod if ya gotta be like that.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 2:06 pm Sean Fielding

        Feeling lazy today, especially if it’s a half-rhyme. What rhymes with shitpost?

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 2:21 pm PA

        Lamppost

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 2:48 pm Ripp

        milktoast

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 6:45 pm Reb

        Roast

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  14. on May 4, 2016 at 9:30 am mack

    Trump wins the general election by maximizing Republican turnout and snagging millions of “common sense independents” and “patriotic”, “sensible”, “old school Democrats.”

    He needs to throw around those phrases during speeches and media appearances because that inclined-to-stay-home demographic is listening and will decide the election.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 9:49 am plumpjack

      The absolutely remarkable thing about Trump is that, unlike almost every other candidate we’ve had in recent history, the more you know about the guy, the more impressive he his. He’s the real deal. That’s the exact opposite of his sole remaining opponent, the Clitster, where the more you learn about her the greater your gag reflex

      I suspect there will be a great thawing to Trump now that the awareness has sunk in that he’s not going away. With the other candidates out of the way, people (including the press) will begin to look into the real Trump, the man behind the stage persona. His books will fly off the shelves. Media outlets with information about who he is will have the highest ratings. (Ratings are going to be the Achilles’s heel of Trump’s bloodsucking, shekel-mongering for-profit adversaries)

      as I commented earlier my local shitlib feeding trough just re-ran a flattering 2012 article called “At Home with the Trumps”. I almost spat out my coffee

      ***BTW if there’s anyone out there with video editing skills, will you please make a gif with Hillary’s face pasted onto TrigglyPuffs body? that would be sublime. thanks.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 7:24 pm wolfie65

      Yup.
      Ignore that ‘poll’ from today that says HC leads by ‘double digits’.
      That’s a biased/massaged/fake poll.
      On our 5 o’clock news, they even went as far as saying that all she has to do is hold on to the states the Dems have carried in the past 6 elections and win FL and she’s Prez.
      Well, guess what: The Reps haven’t had a candidate with cross-over appeal since…drumroll….Ronald Reagan.
      I say Trump wins NY and NJ, at which point Hillary’s campaign manager takes a dive off the Empire State because it’s all over right then and there.
      The race is over before the polls close in TX.

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  15. on May 4, 2016 at 10:53 am Corvo

    Gaysich drops out. Apparently, in a bid for one last free meal, he’s scheduled a dinner to make his big “announcement” later today.

    WAPO had a funny bit about Gaysich’s quote on the night he won the Ohio primary, his home state:

    —
    “I’m getting ready to rent a covered wagon,” he said then. “We’re going to have a big sail and have the wind blow us to the Rocky Mountains and over the mountains to California.”

    That was an odd metaphor, but an apt one. After Ohio, Kasich did about as well as somebody trying to cross the Rockies in a sail-powered wagon.

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  16. on May 4, 2016 at 11:21 am Great Caesar's Ghost

    A Hun president?? I didn’t see my buddies die face down in the mud for this.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 3:31 pm Corvo

      Right. You saw them die face down in the mud so that you could see a mudskin president.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 7:35 pm wolfie65

        …and so your grand and great-granddaughters can bear the children of Shlomo, LeShaun and Abdullah.

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  17. on May 4, 2016 at 11:24 am X

    what is Trumponidas saying in that gif?

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  18. on May 4, 2016 at 11:52 am Jones

    Sadly they are not dead …

    They’re now waiting for their chance for a four-year Lame Cuck presidency in which Congress does all the cucking instead.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 12:56 pm Corvo

      Even a 4 year Trump presidency with bipartisan opposition in Congress (unlikely) will not be lame duck when it comes to the certain issues.

      Building a wall? Deporting illegal immigrants? Cutting back on H1-B visas and other “guest worker” scams? He don’t need no stinkin’ Congress cucks.

      The president is the Executive, controlling on his own one-third of the entire federal government, and in particular the arm of the federal government tasked with ENFORCING THE LAWS that are already passed by Congress. (The president is, of course, also in charge of the administrative agencies tasked with enforcing the regulations set forth by those agencies pursuant to the laws passed directly by Congress.)

      We already have laws about protecting the border — exactly HOW the president decides he must enforce the law is pretty much up to him.

      Ditto re illegal immigrants.

      Ditto re visas (do you ever remember a time when Congress was voting on the number of “guest workers” to admit in a given year? No, of course not — because it’s just an administrative decision carried out by the Executive branch).

      His position as Commander-in-Chief also gives the president wide latitude to deploy / retract the military where/when he sees necessary for the defense of the country. Congress doesn’t control those decisions either. There may be some treaty-based obligations, but those don’t usually set low-level details in stone and the president has wide latitude in interpreting and carrying out the treaties.

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      • on May 4, 2016 at 2:55 pm Ripp

        +1

        And this is exactly why the Jewstsblishment is scared. The laws on the books concerning immigratin have not been enforced for decades. US border patrol is grossly under staffed and under funded given its commissioned duty. This is on purpose.

        Trump will shut off the spickets of the American nation building in the middle east scams and redirect resources. It will end revenue streams for many foreign businesses that have been scamming this country for years.

        Senior excutives of large multinational corps will lose money. They wont be able to keep middle class wages low anymore and take high profits. theyll have to keep jobs in america, for american citizens. this will cost the top 1%, including trump himself. he knows this and hes willing to do it.

        These truths are precisely why the media cuckstablishment complex is so viscerally against him.

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  19. on May 4, 2016 at 11:55 am gig

    ” I used to think it’d include ten minutes with a priest before she is led into a courtyard. Now I’m wondering if the firing squad scenario shouldn’t be updated with a vertical stake over a pile of firewood. ”

    the stake is where whitches, aka spinsters, really belong.

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  20. on May 4, 2016 at 11:56 am diamondjimwrites

    They found closure link. Holy moly. No matter how many uber omega stories I read, my jaw still drops at some of them. Sure, I’ve done some stupid beta stuff and probably will do a few such things in the future. But I am, was and always will be leaps and bounds ahead of these losers.

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  21. on May 4, 2016 at 12:28 pm plumpjack

    wow.

    curious what an outsider thinks of white guilt? “we lost the war against you guys and it’s a shock to think we lost against these miserable people”

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  22. on May 4, 2016 at 1:00 pm Wrong Side of History

    What a night.

    I’ll be looking out for TSW’s obituary.

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    • on May 4, 2016 at 3:23 pm Amasius

      The new sour grapes redoubt is to bleat that Hillary will win easily. After Trump kicks the shit out of HER, they’ll probably bleat that he can’t do anything because of checks and balances. It goes on and on. We just have to keep pounding them.

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  23. on May 4, 2016 at 1:15 pm oink

    we is playing with house money.

    don’t get your hopes too high, yet,

    but those are real sweat drops on casino bosses’ unibrows.

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  24. on May 4, 2016 at 1:36 pm Ironpusher

    All your base are belong to us!

    Cuckservative establishment rape!

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  25. on May 4, 2016 at 2:15 pm mendo

    OT: Janet Jackson pregnant with her FIRST kid at nearly 50!?!?

    Cue the walled spinsters praising her!

    50!

    She’ll be collection SS when the kid graduates

    50!

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  26. on May 5, 2016 at 8:26 am rationalisationhamster

    Cruz doesn’t love his wife, he’s no longer sexually attracted to her. He carelessly punched and elbowed her in the face because she is not in the forefront of his mind. His affairs with somewhat more attractive women support this. Don’t feel sorry for her, she a traitorous new world order whore. May she rot in misery for the misery she has brought among her people. This is no Queen Isabella.

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