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Watch Carly Fiorina Pull A Raw Dominance Move On Ted Cruz

May 8, 2016 by CH

What happens when a low E manjawed bitch teams up with a slimy beta male? This:

Painfully awkward. It’s clear Fiorina is trying to one-up Scruz with the classic hand-over-hand domination play. (This aggrocunt even looks like a M2F post-op.) Cruz, sensing the submissive under-handshake Fiorina is forcing him to betray, attempts a counter-maneuver to save face (save hand?). It fails badly, as horse-faced Fiorina is not a woman to go down without a fight…. especially when her opponent is a beta male.

For the record, if you ever find yourself in the mysterious position of publicly declaring solidarity with your token vagina VP choice Fiorina days before you have to drop out of the nomination race and a week after you were mathematically eliminated, the alpha male strategy is to grab her hand quickly to complete the victory gesture, denying her the window of opportunity to do likewise to you.

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  1. on May 8, 2016 at 11:25 pm Watch Carly Fiorina Pull A Raw Dominance Move On Ted Cruz | Neoreactive

    […] Watch Carly Fiorina Pull A Raw Dominance Move On Ted Cruz […]

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  2. on May 8, 2016 at 11:31 pm Artisanal Toad

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 12:13 am Mycroft Jones

      O.M.G. So triggered! 😉

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 12:14 am Artisanal Toad

        You trigger easily.

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 12:23 am Mycroft Jones

        I wouldn’t call 800 pounds of rhino blubber “easy”. Good music though.

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 12:51 am Artisanal Toad

        My apologies, Mycroft. I thought you were triggered by the hand-jive between way-out Teddy and Carly-Q, which appears to be a strange form of neocon butthex foreplay, but I understand now that the visuals were disturbing when I attempted to put it to music. However, you raise a taxonomy issue. I think if you observe the teeth and lack of a proboscis formation you’ll find that the creatures in question should be classed as a lesser form of the Hippopotamus family, not the Rhinoceros. I could, of course, be wrong. When they get that large the observations become difficult.

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 1:58 am Mycroft Jones

        Aw yeah, dem Hottentot Hootenany!

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 12:38 am carlos danger

      I’ve always liked this song.

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 6:43 pm Johnny Redux

      Speaking of music, anyone else try listening to modern ‘country’ music? I had the radio on the other day while doing some work in my garage, and could not bother change the station while deep in the project. A country music station. First off, the songs just suck. No talent posers, for the most part. That said, the songs were either of the White trash got-drunk-and-lost-more-brain-cells variety, or the very liberal love-everyone-despite-of-race-and-reality variety. Yes, the Eskimos clearly took over that genre and added it to their Destroy the West toolbox. I would kill myself if I had to listen to that utter shit all day. Pure brain rot noise, like rap. They feared the proud White rebel country music, so bought the recording studios and cleaned house. Thank God for Amon Amarth, which balanced me out again after having my brain poisoned.

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 6:56 pm Some Guy

        @ Johnny Redux

        Pretty much all popular music these days is awful:

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 10:17 pm Johnny Redux

        Just like they destroyed Nascar. No pro-gun, pro-race, pro-culture messages. I bet they are now officially pro-fag and pro-transgender. Of course, they are permitted to sing about standing up to fight for “America” (read, “the federal government”), because Israel and the neoconservatives still need those naive country boys and girls, with their good genes, to enlist in large numbers as the backbone of the US mercenary military. They know LeRoy and Paco will never be able to carry that heavy load.

        As to transgender, where is our (hopelessly silent) Republican’t majority in Congress, to stop that from being identified as being worthy of civil right protection??? I don’t remember a vote on that? Was it a purely Administrative move damn by Obama’s ‘Just Us’ department, with no vocal opposition? Damn useless Cuckstains. I see most large corporations have jumped on board, including the transgender perversion in the long list of folks they will not discriminate against in hiring. Could you imagine interviewing a 6’2″ man dressed like a woman (e.g., The Faggot Within), or working next to it? Let it all burn down.

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  3. on May 9, 2016 at 3:20 am Watch Carly Fiorina Pull A Raw Dominance Move On Ted Cruz | Reaction Times

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  4. on May 9, 2016 at 4:02 am racerxx

    Amazing to me how broads like Fiora-Ihaveavagina are held up as “successful women”. When all they have done is create disasters at every place they’ve worked for, run, etc.
    And good for Cruz.. demonstrating that he really is, deep down, just a sad beta.

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 6:02 am TLM

      Exactly, the chick that took over Yahoo mail, which was almost perfect in its form and function IMO, fucked that up as soon as she came on board. And her brilliant strategy, make it more like Gmail where she had previously worked for Google. Outside of nursing and a few other career fields, women are worthless in the workforce.

      I remember hearing all about the great Fiorina back in my CNBC watching days in the late 90’s. She was a disaster.

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 12:42 pm tteclod

        If we exclude women from nursing, we could afford more doctors and para-medical professionals.

        Don’t fall for the trap that “women aren’t much use EXCEPT…”

        There are no exceptions, except some men aren’t worth shite, either.

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 3:05 pm vfm#7634

      No wonder Hoosiers dumped Crooze. Their subconsciouses were blaring DEFCON 1.

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 7:49 pm Barry

      Under her reign HPs share price dropped 60%

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  5. on May 9, 2016 at 5:42 am Krakoperative

    O/T, but check out shitlord rising in Brazil, congressman/former Army parachutist Jair Bolsonaro, against the commie pozzed-out political establishment (sorry no link but see Sat’s NYT article): couldn’t love a gay son..”prefer he die in an accident”; told female colleague she didn’t merit being raped by him; praised torturer of leftist dissidents during 60’s-80’s military dictatorship, etc. I sense Trump influence (way) south of the border.

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  6. on May 9, 2016 at 5:51 am shmiggen

    Lyin’ Ted.

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  7. on May 9, 2016 at 6:25 am Greg Eliot

    Ted who?

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  8. on May 9, 2016 at 6:58 am Captain Obvious

    Blogger Gary Welsh Dies In Apparent Suicide ||| “…he exposed the photo of Raphael Cruz, Sr., handing out leaflets while accompanying Lee Harvey Oswald in New Orleans, from 1963…” ||| http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3428761/posts

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 7:04 am Captain Obvious

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 7:05 am Captain Obvious

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 7:11 am Captain Obvious

        Rafael Cruz reportedly m@rried his first w!fe, Julia Ann Garza, in 1959, although records of that m@rriage have not been found. They had two daughters… What’s interesting is that JULIA DIDN’T FILE FOR D!VORCE FROM RAFAEL UNTIL NOVEMBER 15, 1996, decades after Rafael abandoned them and began a second family with Eleanor Darragh… Ted is b0rn in Calgary in 1970, making him a Canadian citizen at b!rth… Ted writes in his book that his father abandoned him and his mother and moved back to the United States in 1973… ELEANOR WOULD NOT BECOME OFFICIALLY D!VORCED FROM RAFAEL UNTIL FEBRUARY 13, 1997… Ted did not officially renounce his Canadian citizenship until May 14, 2014… http://advanceindiana.blogspot.com/2016/04/ted-cruz-family-full-of-mysteries.html

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 7:14 am Captain Obvious

        “I always thought the odds were pretty good of the old man having ties to the CIA, if not Cruz’ mother as well, since he was immediately able to get a great education at the University of Texas right after he arrived here and then went to work in the oil industry as a computer programmer. It never made sense to me how he and Eleanor wound up in Calgary and then later returned to the U.S. and he suddenly becomes a Christian minister, although he’s never actually had a church he could call his own. Who has been paying Rafael all of these years to advocate his Dominionist views and now tell evangelical voters that his son was anointed by God as foretold in the Bible. You can’t make this stuff up. You know the media is just waiting until if and when Cruz gets the nomination before it unloads on him. Was Eleanor’s first husband an intelligence officer as well?” http://www.waynemadsenreport.com/articles/20160502_2

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 7:39 am plumpjack

        TWO self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the head?

        nope. doesn’t sound suspicious at all.

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 7:50 am plumpjack

        correction: two self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the BACK of the head.

        quite a talented shooter, apparently.

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 12:05 pm Carlos Danger

        Could we be seeing the Kennedy assassination plot become unglued before our very eyes?

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 7:20 am Ripp

      http://www.ibj.com/articles/58378-blogger-gary-welsh-dies-in-apparent-suicide

      The comments draw some interesting conclusions: Cruz senior being implicated with LHO is a thread that could unravel catastrophic levels of govt. cover up…

      oy vey! shut it down!

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 7:58 am Captain Obvious

      Walsh had been working on the relationship of former Indianapolis mayor, Stephen Goldsmith, with Affiliated Computer Systems (ACS), which had “APPROVED THE CHANGE IN 9/11 HIJACKER MOHAMMED ATTA’S VISA STATUS IN THE US FROM TOURIST TO STUDENT – and later called it a computer storage error.”

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 7:59 am Captain Obvious

        “Goldsmith was chief domestic policy advisor to President George W. Bush in the 2000 campaign and then served as Special Advisor to President Bush on faith-based and not-for-profit initiatives… On April 30, 2010, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced he would appoint Goldsmith to become Deputy Mayor for Operations, a position he held until August 4, 2011…”

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 8:00 am Captain Obvious

        “Stephen Goldsmith, Marion County Prosecutor, will be the guest speaker at the Indianapolis Hebrew Congregation…”

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 9:51 am discocrotch

      This is all creepy as fuck

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  9. on May 9, 2016 at 8:07 am Robert Mando

    i’m almost more interested in the bizarre relationship Ted and Carly have with his daughters.

    WHY is Carly singing “lullabies” to Cruz’ children? they were political enemies up until Ted chose her as VP. then, for a whole week, they’re on the campaign trail together? and during this week, Carly has become such an integral part of the family that she’s putting Ted’s children to bed?

    what the fuck?

    even if you go with Carly starting her relationship with Ted’s family back when she gave him her endorsement ( March 9 ), that’s still only two months that she’s been around the family?

    if Ted is farming his eldest daughter out to the DC pedophiles, that would explain why she’s so leery of hugging him.

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 8:49 am Captain Obvious

      I have a [moderately] elderly acquaintance whose opinion I trust on these matters, and she confided in me that she viscerally recoiled when she saw some video of Lyin’ Ted interacting with his daughters – she felt that the body language was all wrong, and she immediately suspected the possibility of m0lestation.

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 12:07 pm Ripp

        Molestin’ Ted Cruz

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      • on May 9, 2016 at 12:34 pm Niall

        molesTED

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 12:06 pm Carlos Danger

      Dude, that is just evil creepy.

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 1:17 pm vfm#7634

      If his daughters end up lesbian, we can be certain that was what was happening.

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  10. on May 9, 2016 at 9:55 am Robert Mando

    well, yes.

    IF Ted is farming his daughter out
    THEN it’s almost certain that he was the one who originally groomed her for molestation.

    this would also explain why Heidi had a mental break down on the side of the road.

    and given that Cruz has been associated with the Bush’s his whole career …

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 10:46 am Captain Obvious

      I used to work with very badly damaged children [in an ICU setting], and whenever the abusing parents [or mothers’ new boyfriends] showed up to pay a “visit”, the children either refused to acknowledge their presence, or else recoiled in horror. You could judge the guilt or innocence with 100% certainty simply by watching the body language – the children of l0ving parents would leap [or run] to their parents when their parents came to visit.

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  11. on May 9, 2016 at 11:14 am Julius seizure

    Jeez that was painful

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  12. on May 9, 2016 at 12:50 pm tteclod

    Time to start a dead pool based on what we know to see if the trends have predictive value.

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  13. on May 9, 2016 at 1:13 pm vfm#7634

    What happens when a low E manjawed bitch teams up with a slimy beta male?

    It’s interesting how he came across as an alpha until the week before Indy’s primary. But heavy pressure like what he was under tends to reveal one’s real ranking. His white-knighting, the way he dealt with Carly, etc. made it clear he’s actually a beta.

    I wonder if Amanda Carpenter still likes him.

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  14. on May 9, 2016 at 2:41 pm Beautiful Truths Ignored

    “slimy beta male”

    Show some respect for Ted Cruz.

    The man has the second best NumbersUSA score in the Senate.

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 3:06 pm vfm#7634

      If the Trumpening was a Congresscritter he’d destroy the curve.

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    • on May 9, 2016 at 4:06 pm jackmcg

      NumbersUSA was full of shit about Ted Cruz, they were grading him on what he was campaigning on rather than his record.

      His wide open asshole for increasing legal immigration by horrific amounts was completely papered over, just because he decided to copy Trump for a few months. They were far too trusting of an obvious liar.

      [CH: precisely. cruz was nearly as bad as rubio on the national question. he’s a manipulative phonyfuck and the nation is better off with him out of the race.]

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  15. on May 9, 2016 at 3:02 pm “Flirt Workshops” For Invading Migrants In Germany | Chateau Heartiste – The Americanist

    […] « Watch Carly Fiorina Pull A Raw Dominance Move On Ted Cruz […]

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  16. on May 11, 2016 at 9:44 pm Driver

    That handshake my Fiorina and Cruz looked like two women strangling a snake. They couldn’t figure out who was the man in that situation.

    People were sold (fooled) by Fiorina as well as Cruz. Too many women pat other women on the back (just because they are in business…not the actual track record). Women do this (compliment each other) just so that they can receive a compliment in return. It’s why we all throw up when Orpah goes on about how single mothers are so brave and they have the hardest job in the world (yet, Oprah has no kids). You just want to smack these bitches, some times.

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