Chateau Heartiste

Alpha Male Body Language

As long-time Chateau guests know, body language is a crucial factor that helps define a man’s sexual market value. There is unsexy (beta) body language, and sexy (alpha) body language, and men can learn to avoid the pussy-parching postures and to adopt the muff-moistening miens.

Our latest example of alpha male body language is this photo:

Those two look like Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Jason Stratham.

Check off all the obvious alpha male subcommunications in Stratham’s pose:

This photo is the visual equivalent of Truth&Beauty. This is why we can learn so much from it. And why it pleases us immeasurably more than viewing photos of deformed SJWs, feminist shrikes, bitter fatties, plush cucks, alien mystery meats, quisling betaboys, or unnerving androgynes.