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The Sound Of A Charismatic Jerkboy “Apologizing”

May 17, 2016 by CH

It’s generally advisable to avoid ever apologizing for any infraction of social or courtship etiquette — particularly if the rules of the etiquette which would constrain you were established by your enemies — if it’s women’s hearts you want to hoard (and men’s loyalty you want to mobilize). However, even alphas with unimpeachable state control occasionally must pay tribute to the strategic, if half-assed, mea culpa. Along the serpentine path to incredible power, extreme circumstances will present which vociferously demand at least a feint in the direction of quasi-apology.

Which is why I give a pass to Trump for his “apology” to Megyn Kelly. (The sneer quotes are very apt, you’ll soon see.)

A reader forwarded this video clip from the interview between Megyn “blood coming out of her wherever” Kelly and Donald God Emperor Trump. She has cornered him into explaining his multiple “retweets” of various tweets that contained references to her, Megyn, as a bimbo. Watch and learn from a Master Charismatic how to say “my bad” like a badboy rogue.

GREAT example of Trump’s charisma in the exchange from 6:12 – 6:25 from interview w/ crazy Megyn.

When a woman wants an apology, don’t give it to her. If she craves it and NEEDS it, give her a simulacrum of an apology, and deliver it with a cheeky grin. Which is what Trump did here. And, unsurprisingly, Megyn’s mile-wide smile right after that charming BROADside testified to the effectiveness of Trump’s coy concession.

By way of making a stark alpha male-beta male comparison, try to imagine ¡Jeb! Bush in the same situation. (Suspend your disbelief for this flight of fancy.) Megyn has put the pressure on Jeb to account for his retweets of Jeb fans referring to her as a bimbo. How do you think Jeb would have replied?

Megyn: “You retweet…bimbo.”

Yeb: “Did I say that?”

Megyn: “Many times.”

Yeb: “I am really sorry. That’s not who I am. It was the heat of the moment, and I got carried away. Geez, my wife — and let me remind everyone how much I respect and love my wife, she’s my hero — my wife would never tolerate such abusive misogynistic language, and she’d never let me hear the end of it if I did anything that looked like I might be approving of it, even if someone else said it……..”

Megyno: *no smile, vagina snapped shut tighter than a clam at low tide, resentment welling* “You sicken me, chauvinist pig.”

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Update: A readers points out another fine example of Trump’s tight Game in his interview with Megyn.

At 6.35 Trump says, “You’ve had a life that’s not been that easy”

How perfect is this? If you told a woman she had an easy life she’d take it as patronizing; if you told a woman she had a hard life she’d think you were saying she was from the ghetto.

you’ve had a life that’s not been that easy

Look at her face after that! The alpha knows when to misdirect and make it about her again so she can do what women do best at: talk about themselves.

Ambiguity, backhanded compliments (negs), frame control…. these are the tactics of the successful seducer.

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  1. on May 17, 2016 at 11:43 pm The Sound Of A Charismatic Jerkboy “Apologizing” | Neoreactive

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  2. on May 17, 2016 at 11:48 pm The Man Who Was . . .

    Nice reframe too. “You’re a strong woman; you can take that kind of thing.”

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 12:21 pm trav777

      it was but I disagree with the original premise. Sometimes you have to apologize. A real apology, like an earnest one, not one of these bullshit ones that the betas do when they offend a woman, is utterly disarming. I have used it to great effect to get away with serious shit.

      You don’t plead, you don’t get emotional…you just say, flatly, directly, into the eyes, “I’m sorry.” And that’s all you say. When you apologize like an alpha, chicks dig it.

      Actually honestly apologizing is showing that you have no fear of any repercussions. Had Trump looked her in the eyes and said nothing more than, “I’m sorry,” she would have been stopped dead in her tracks.

      This shit only works eye to eye, face to face, never on txt, twatter, or any other medium. It’s not stated with inflection, rather as a simple fact in a tone of authority. Your bitch is flipping out, look in her eyes and say “I love you.” No smile, no accent, flat, serious, like it’s the last fact that will be uttered in this universe. Say it to the soul behind her eyes. This connection shit women dig more than anything. You can really stop time for them when you do it.

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 2:45 pm -A

        IIIIIIIIIIII don’t know. You make a convincing body of an argument but, even if what you are talking about is necessary in some instances(which I doubt outside of the most drastic scenarios), I don’t think it would have worked between Trump and Kelly because the whole argument was basically how much of a bitch she is. If he outright apologizes, he was wasting her time and everybody else’s with the whole feud. She warmed up to him like I have never seen a woman in scold mode suddenly do so. I could practically hear the ice crack and sizzle as she went from angry school marm to having a chat with a nice gentleman for the camera.

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      • on May 19, 2016 at 6:36 am grossermanitu

        Exactly. An Alpha understands that a mistake is an advantage:

        HB: “Hey you interupt me. I don’t like that!”
        Alpha: “I respect that. I’m sorry. Keep going.”

        As long as you say it mentally strong (not aggresive, there is a fine line) and you are not afraid of loosing something or get hurt you gonna win. It’s an attitude not words that lead to success.

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      • on May 19, 2016 at 7:32 am Sorcerygod

        No.

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  3. on May 17, 2016 at 11:55 pm Organist

    I like the reframe- “to be fair you’ve been called much worse”

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 3:38 pm English Dude

      Lolled my face off at that

      Implies she deserved it too

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    • on May 19, 2016 at 6:51 am grossermanitu

      It’s funny and only appropriate if she is overacting. If you have inner strength your honest “sorry”. Lets get back to important stuff has more power

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      • on May 19, 2016 at 6:52 am grossermanitu

        Everything else is just trying to hide your insecurity. Better than crying and looking stupid but not more

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  4. on May 18, 2016 at 12:28 am plumpjack

    that was good. his concession was appropriate because she yielded first and requested the meeting. his “excuse me” was his way of rewarding her for being submissive. but he immediately played to her strengths and reminded her that she’s a big girl who’s handled plenty of challenges. feminists wept.

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  5. on May 18, 2016 at 12:58 am Ripp

    Very important to note that this interview is a YUGE favor to Megyn Kelly. Trump brings in ratings.

    Despite the fact that every JewNews outlet chips away at Trump trying to spin anything and everything, its undeniable this was Trump doing her a favor in exchange for her to chum up a little.

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  6. on May 18, 2016 at 2:58 am Pathfinderlight

    Trump’s frame is about rewarding Megyn for “liking their relationship now”. Classic alpha.

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  7. on May 18, 2016 at 3:27 am The Sound Of A Charismatic Jerkboy “Apologizing” | Reaction Times

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  8. on May 18, 2016 at 3:32 am Colonel Hogan

    A left handed apology (one where SHE ends up apologizing), is certainly the best option. Of course, if you find yourself with a chic where this happens more than once in a blue moon, time to cut.

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  9. on May 18, 2016 at 4:34 am Hackett To Bits

    Re: the ‘Bimbo’ tweets

    “Many times.”

    “oooh, OK…Excuse me!” Then that megawatt smile. A pure gold non-apology that has her smiling along with him.

    After that he takes control of the exchange by reframing and making her qualify herself:

    “You gonna stop that as president?”

    “Well, I’m going to stop it about YOU now, because I think I like our relationship right now…”.

    This is crucial too. The You statement. When I worked in corrections years ago, one of the rhetorical tools I picked up for managing a population of inmates where you’re outnumbered and have no weapons is being aware of the I statement vs the You statement.

    The I statement defuses tension and anger. “I think X…I think Y”. When you say “I”, your hands tend to move towards yourself, it draws people in. I’ve peacefully settled many controversies this way.

    The You statement is aggressive and raises tension. When you say “You”, your hands tend to move outwards usually with a pointed finger.

    As the master demonstrates, when dealing with uppity women, you want to strategically work in those ‘You’ statements; put her on the defensive: ‘It’s not about me! yada yada”.

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 7:16 am Sorcerygod

      I liked this posting by Hackett.

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  10. on May 18, 2016 at 5:25 am PA

    Masterful. A stratospheric IQ worldly billionaire’s version of “um, sorry?” (Re. classic CH post). Nice how after giggling, she volunteered to the world that he now has her cell phone number and then asked him to promise that he “”””wont””” use it for evil. Like talking dirty to her?

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 7:01 am Old Codger

      Yes! This part of the exchange is so masterful!

      Imagine, this female “former foe” is now bragging to all other women in the entire world, that the Donald now has her cellphone number!!! “Aren’t all you bitches out there, absolutely green with envy?”

      Yet, she doesn’t realize how masterfully she’s been manipulated this entire episode. Just focus on her smiles.

      Too damned funny!

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 2:51 pm -A

        Everybody’s happy now. She has her peace and Trump has his victory. Almost as if this kind of thing is natural or something?

        At least, since frigidity leads to renewed virginity and Trump has her cell#, we won’t have any trouble knowing where the blood is coming from.

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 7:19 am Sorcerygod

      Maybe he wants to exchange recipes and bake fondue with her … (with Melenia standing naked in an apron in the background).

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 9:47 pm Carlos Danger

        Why would you do that to Melania? Meghyn is a massive American bitch and needs to be put in her place.

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  11. on May 18, 2016 at 5:53 am whorefinder

    One never has to apologize…if they can’t pick you out of a lineup.

    Chloroform rape!

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  12. on May 18, 2016 at 6:17 am plumpjack

    Trump made $557M last year. Five hundred fifty-seven million dollars, in one year. While running for president. That’s $63,584 per hour. Much of that is in rents collected on his properties. Not stock market funny money.

    In his book Never Give Up, he says that the building 50 Wall Street nets him $20M a year alone, and that was in 2008.

    I need to step it up.

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 9:35 am Ironpusher

      On the otherhand Obongo spent $500 billion more than he made last year. I’m sure (((Bernie))) would like to make it $1 trillion! You gotta cover the cost of 20,000 U.S. “peacekeepers” we’d no doubt be stationing in Gaza if he got in.

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 10:02 am everybodyhatesscott

      Where’s that number come from?

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 10:13 am Ironpusher

        My bad, that’s this year. The federal gov has a $500 billion budget defecit for fy16. I’m sure last year wasn’t much better.

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 1:35 pm plumpjack

        MSM story. http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-05-17/trump-claims-income-of-more-than-557-million-on-disclosure

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 11:28 am jackmcg

      That is obviously an exaggerated number, though the real number is surely very impressive as well.

      I wouldn’t be surprised if his net worth (which is probably closer to 5 billion than 10 billion honestly) were to double, triple or quadruple while he is president. A guy that smart with assets, good people and the most powerfully position in the world? Christ.

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 11:33 am Greg Eliot

        Yeah, but how many boats can a man waterski behind?

        How much better can he eat?

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 8:30 pm Sentient

      And yet the most common refrain you hear about Trump is he is an idiot…. LoL.

      This from folks who never earned a dollar in their life, just a wage and a paltry one at that. if you have ever had the opportunity to get to know truly rich people, $100M plus, especially self made ones, you understand they are not like the average bear. Always, always sharp, always pragmatic and with a frame that never relents in pursuit of their interests.

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      • on May 19, 2016 at 11:01 am Ripp

        +1

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  13. on May 18, 2016 at 6:31 am diamondjimwrites

    Holy Shiite. She’s the cuter, younger version of Claire Underwood.

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  14. on May 18, 2016 at 6:31 am Mofo

    Was seeing a very attractive younger woman several years ago and left her out at a bar due to her misbehaving. Texted her the next day since I still had her credit card (she was paying for our drinks, natch) and said I was willing to let bygones and all that and she asked if that was my version of an apology. I swiftly replied “no, it’s not an apology” and left it at that. So she shows up at my place later that evening very pleasant and all but she won’t let the apology thing go. So at one point she says, “Well, sometimes, maybe like once every six months (I haven’t said the first thing about long-term dating of course), you’re just going to have to apologize even when you’re not in the wrong.” I just laughed and said, “Tell you what, what if I give you a fake apology?” The wheels spun for a few seconds and she said, “I’ll take it!” With a gigantic smile I said, “In that case, I’m SOOOOO SOOOOO SOOOOOOORRRRRYYYY.” Had to drop her shortly thereafter, of course – repeat performances are for pleasant, easygoing girls only.

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 7:32 am Sorcerygod

      You’re very cool.

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 3:13 pm Mofo

        Pithy, I like it.

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  15. on May 18, 2016 at 7:05 am Captain Obvious

    Lamya Kaddor, an Islam Researcher from Syria was loudly applauded after stating that the future German will no longer have blue eyes or light hair on German state TV… Five of her students went on to join ISIS as fighters for the Jihad…

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 7:05 am Captain Obvious

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 7:07 am Captain Obvious

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 12:19 pm Hackett To Bits

        Would bang, but what’s with that pose?
        She looks like she’s letting one rip…

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 8:24 pm Sentient

        This is how 7’s imagine hot girls act. It can be embarrassing to witness. Nothing feels worse than being embarrassed for someone.

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      • on May 19, 2016 at 5:36 am Suburban_elk

        Are you saying that she is a 7?

        Not even a 7-and-a-half?

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 7:30 am Ironpusher

      They have forgotten nothing and they have learned nothing. Dirty tricks and international jewery attempting yet again to bring Germany to its knees. These actions tend to have………unintended consequences for all involved.

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 8:17 am Captain Obvious

        > “unintended consequences” ——— Let’s hope so.

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 8:48 am Experienced Father

        Judging by the number of arsons happening at German ‘resettlement centers’ (over 900) we are seeing a cultural reversion for quite a number of Germans.

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 8:29 am Greg Eliot

      This muzzie bitch apparently forgot the Blut part of the equation… which always held far more sway than mere Boden.

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 9:09 am Ironpusher

        I’d say Germany is long overdue for another Night of the Long Knives. With any luck the EU will simply start printing more money once rapefugee costs become unsustainable resulting in hyperinflation and well you know the rest…….

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 2:58 pm -A

        Ja, mein herr. Heil Blutten Blau! (a reference to sangre azure, for the cheap seats)

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 3:05 pm Greg Eliot

        You mean sangre azul?

        Actually, I was attempting a reference to Blut und Boden, wherein race is the foundation of a nation… not merely the dirt upon which one happens to be standing.

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 10:06 am Laguna Beach Fogey

      Put a rope around that haji cunt’s neck.

      The reckoning is fast approaching.

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 7:47 pm wolfie65

        Let’s remember, shall we, that some in the cheap seats know (real) German, not just Hogan’s Heroes gibberish.
        ‘Heil Blutten Blau” ???
        What were you trying to say ?

        Anyway, I’m rather extremely familiar with the German turista’s yen for exotic dik, and have, to my sadness and consternation, become familiar with the recent Verhausschweinung of the German men, but, I SHTEEL cannot see them taking this lying down for much longer.
        I’m astonished nothing really major has happened yet in France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Sweden or the UK – who are far further down the shitter than Germany is – but I suppose Germany will, yet again, have to be the flashpoint.
        This is gonna get real ugly.
        If any of you have family in Europe, tell them to keep their bags packed and know the fastest way to the nearest airport, harbor or US air base.

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 9:51 pm Carlos Danger

        I’m looking Forward to it too.

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      • on May 19, 2016 at 7:38 am Sorcerygod

        *sighs* Individuals talk about the reckoning as if it’s an automatic detail of future history, the way the Communists talked of confining Capitalism to the dustbin of history.

        The only way to defeat the liberals is to go after them aggressively, and correctly. Nothing else will suffice. The hard part is the correctness, not the aggression.

        I see Heartiste railing impotently against the liberals, and while I agree wholeheartedly with his sentiment, I see the liberals coming to ultimate supremacy across all white lands unless *something specific and powerful* is done to stop them.

        But there are answers …

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    • on May 19, 2016 at 1:28 am Amasius

      It’s funny how the Muslims and their protectors understand that Islam is essentially racial– they throw out “racist” whenever someone criticizes them– but we bad guys aren’t allowed to address the racial conflict issue even when they say genocidal things like this.

      Of course race is real. Everybody knows it. It’s just that Whites obviously have interests too and this truth if owned would blow up the whole rotten edifice– and result in a lot of uppity brown people being put in their place.

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      • on May 19, 2016 at 3:56 am Carlos Danger

        The cat is out of the bag now. We’re never going back.

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  16. on May 18, 2016 at 7:15 am shit poster

    why go to lebanon and jordan to take syrian rapefugees to Aussie if they’re already in a safe country?

    http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-18/dutton-should-27take-a-trip-back-to-lebanon27/7426158

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 7:36 pm wolfie65

      Calling Syria and Lebanon ‘safe’ might be a little bit of a stretch, but Egypt would be.
      Or Turkey, they have the 4th largest military in the world and should be more than able to protect the fugies.
      How ‘ bout our good buddies, the Saudis ?
      Tons of land – a mite dusty, perhaps, but what’s a little dust compared to bombs dropping on your heads ?

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  17. on May 18, 2016 at 7:28 am Sorcerygod

    I recommend setting the line with females as early in the relationship as possible. If you’re at a place with a menu and she’s sitting, down, firmly extract it from her surprised hands and say I’ll order. Consider it a form of repeated operant conditioning, starting small and escalating in your controls.

    Operant conditioning:
    http://www.simplypsychology.org/operant-conditioning.html

    Remember that the ideal situation to a female is a man whom she can control, but who acts independently, saving her wear and tear and trouble. Part of the reason a chick wants an alpha is to have a good little servant who’ll do everything she wants, better than she can.

    (By the way, one of the ways to tighten your grip on her is to, rarely but noticeably, give the IMPRESSION that you’re the alpha who she can bend to her will. This may seem opposite of my general thinking on control and domination, but you’re not displaying weakness, only encouraging the ultimate goal of every female, which is not love but Ownership and Control of the Male.)

    It isn’t necessary to make many cosmetic concessions to a female. All it takes is one or two little displays of vulnerability — I need you, I’m falling in love with you, baby doll — to make her hopes leap up in her heart. Then she’ll spin her hamster wheel all day long defending you, to herself and to her friends, no matter HOW badly you treat her.

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  18. on May 18, 2016 at 7:29 am Sorcerygod

    P.S. Heartiste, why were you up so late last night writing that post? Doing anything special?

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  19. on May 18, 2016 at 8:26 am Greg Eliot

    I once did (with as straight a face as possible) the apology monologue from A Fish Called Wanda to a woman who felt slighted… and she glowed with satisfaction and thanked me for my “sincere apology”… the “nicest” she had ever heard.

    But then right thereafter she was puzzled and kept asking me why I was smirking so much and grinning “like a Cheshire cat”.

    In my naivete’, I thought everyone knew that flick and she would immediately suss the homage…. but, as you all here know, the jest whammy has hounded me my entire life.

    I was hoping that one day she would catch the movie on TV and the “that bastard!” light would go on… and that I would be there to enjoy the hilarity that ensued.

    Alas, she wasn’t really my type, so I’ll never know if that moment ever arrived.

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 9:09 am streetsweeper

      Golly Greg, that’s some really tight game there. She wasn’t “your type”, meaning not morbidly obese? Next time bring her two dozen red roses, a box of chocolates and recite Romeo and Juliet. Then serenade her under the moonlight. That’s what women REALLY like. She’ll be all yours.

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 9:30 am Greg Eliot

        Bel Riose strikes again with his (or ?) rapier-like wit.

        Alas, somewhere a perfectly good village goes wanting for its idiot.

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  20. on May 18, 2016 at 8:39 am Todd

    All in all, he shouldn’t have bothered doing the interview.

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 3:14 pm Greg Eliot

      It’s a strange dynamic, a Byzantine sort of push-pull… wherein he’s showing a bit of a softer side to, let’s face it, an underling… and coming out of it looking more alpha than ever.

      While his detractors may be try-hard rubbing their hands that they somehow made him bow to the pressure of recent anti-woman agitprop, I’m betting he wetted a few more clams in the process beyond Megyn’s…

      … and therein whetting the appetite of the distaff voting public to actually see the guy in the Oval Office.

      (((shakin’ mah haid… in admiration)))

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 9:54 pm Carlos Danger

        This was important cheap political theater for the high school mentality masses.

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      • on May 19, 2016 at 6:15 am Greg Eliot

        That’s an excellent way of putting it… women, at best, have to be treated like they’re smart teenagers.

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    • on May 19, 2016 at 8:03 am lcs

      https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/news/opinions/wp-content/uploads/sites/10/2016/05/toles05192016.jpg&w=1484

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  21. on May 18, 2016 at 9:05 am tspark156

    Everyone who isn’t wilfully blind or ignorantly deaf saw all this coming months ago when Mr Trump was “alienating” (read, consolidating his core vote) the electorate. The biggest tactical switch in history of electioneering was clearly thundering down the track like a runaway. The tactics that have won admiration and respect in the boardroom and bedroom are playing out in the public forum for all to see. Gentlemen, if you want to learn how to slay like a warrior and conquer like an emperor, watch! and learn!

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  22. on May 18, 2016 at 9:25 am Ironpusher

    I’m hearing about these polls showing that +30% of (((Bernie))) supporters will switch support to The God Emperor once Clinton is nominated. I have a hard time beliving those filthy curs following around that commie jew rat would like anything about DT. Then again, they are a bunch of dildo for brains faggots because (((reasons))) and muh antiestablishment.

    (((Commies))) useful idiots blows up in their face rape!!!

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 9:34 am Greg Eliot

      Yeah, it’s hard to believe that this new generation of red diaper doper babies would board the Trump Train, rather than eat their collective livers while still voting Dem.

      Gimmedats gonna gimmedat.

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 4:23 pm Mike Street Station

      Did someone say God Emperor?

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 9:31 pm robpaxton

        The spice must flow!

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      • on May 19, 2016 at 1:58 pm Esch

        Shouldn’t that be God Emperor of Poon?

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    • on May 19, 2016 at 7:51 am wolfie65

      Well, if you were going to vote for Willy Wonka, but he is not the nominee, you’re not likely to just switch the Wicked Witch of Illinois/Arkansas/New York, are you ?

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  23. on May 18, 2016 at 9:54 am russian

    http://www.odditycentral.com/news/teen-builds-giant-portrait-of-his-crush-with-840-rubiks-cubes-gets-rejected.html

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 3:17 pm Greg Eliot

      Well, it was China after all, so I’m sure he can show it to a whole slew of other gals and say it’s them… one of ’em is bound to go for it.

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 9:59 pm Carlos Danger

        LOL

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  24. on May 18, 2016 at 10:03 am Laguna Beach Fogey

    No. It still doesn’t sit well with me.

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  25. on May 18, 2016 at 10:36 am Roy

    Jane Sanders, err Mrs Bernie Sanders, ran Burlington college into the ground by running up massive debts between 2004-2011, when she resigned with a $200k severance package.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-05-16/burlington-college-closing-due-crushing-debt-incurred-under-presidency-bernie-sander

    The school just closed for good.

    No great loss, but there is a message somewhere in there.

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 3:19 pm Greg Eliot

      Hard to fathom, with all those lucrative Fine Arts jobs out there going a-begging.

      Ah, well… yentas gonna yenta.

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  26. on May 18, 2016 at 10:38 am LOL

    Listen to the “excuse me”
    That’s the money shot. The inflection, tone, body language. Lil Megyn flushes.

    Side-note, misogyny is not mentioned. Any fucking Dilbert head knows that apologising for misogyny is a bit like saying you’re a misogynist.That’s a Leftist frame which Trump, correctly, is having none of.

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  27. on May 18, 2016 at 11:54 am Mitch Cumstein

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 3:38 pm Greg Eliot

      Somebody’s gotta redo this cartoon with Strapon’s pic instead of Megyn’s…

      … them toes ain’t gonna curl themselves, ya know.

      LZLZOZLZOZLZOLZOZLOZLOZLOZL

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 11:11 pm Hi, I'm a total faggot!

        You know, I was thinking about TSW today. I think he’s so brave to comment here in spite of all the abuse he gets!

        In fact, did you see the video someone posted the other day, the one with those guys shooting pigs from a helicopter? Did you see how brave those pigs were?? They just ran and ran and ran….even though they knew they were effectively already dead.

        But did those pigs give up? No way! Not until they were hit by a piece of lead at 3,000 feet per second….that made blood come out of their noses and their ears and made terrorpoop squirt out of their rectums….not until then did they give up! THAT was courage!

        I think Jason is brave, just like those pigs!

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  28. on May 18, 2016 at 12:12 pm X

    gotta love Ed Rendell’s accidental pro Trump neg:

    “Former Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell says Donald Trump’s past comments on women will likely come back to haunt him because Rendell says “there are probably more ugly women in America than attractive women.”.

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  29. on May 18, 2016 at 1:09 pm Waffles

    http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/05/05/heres-left-desperate-defend-new-feminist-ghostbusters/

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  30. on May 18, 2016 at 2:05 pm Caramba

    Kicked all the feminism out

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 4:55 pm Reb

      No fair. He did not use techniques.

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 4:57 pm Reb

      Notice how she fuckn froze?? A smaller man would have side stepped.

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 8:18 pm Sentient

      This will soon be banned however… too aggressive.

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 9:20 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

      Notice how quickly the white-knighting assholes (including a Negro) came to her defense?

      Effin’ pathetic.

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 10:06 pm Carlos Danger

        They have to or they would get in big Trouble.

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  31. on May 18, 2016 at 2:19 pm racerxx

    This video is hilarious. Watch if you haven’t seen yet.

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 3:09 pm -A

      That was hilarious. Was it subbed over a Russian boy with autism?

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 3:36 pm Greg Eliot

        GLOBALIST!!!

        lzlzozlozlzolzozlozlozlozlozlozlozlozlozlozz

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 9:15 pm jOHN MOSBY

      “But my conservative values !”
      You know that sawed off fuckin’ yid shat himself after seeing that.
      It gets better every time i see it !

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 10:40 pm cortesar

      And I haven’t been shy about calling out J_ews who have stood with anti-Israel tripe; I’ve stated in the past that J_ews who voted for Barack Obama based on allegiance to leftism above the safety and security of the State of Israel are “J_ews In Name Only.”
      —————————————————————————————-
      As Joe Sobran once said
      A dual loyalty???? That would be a significant step forward

      To understand what is going in the head of the little gnome read this
      Edition-Know Your Enemy

      http://www.dailywire.com/news/5751/breitbart-renegade-jews-and-anti-semitic-wing-ben-shapiro

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    • on May 19, 2016 at 11:17 am Ripp

      lolz that was great.

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  32. on May 18, 2016 at 3:07 pm Feta

    I don’t know if this study has been discussed here before, but take a look if it has not:

    “The Neanderthal correlation”

    “No, I found that Neanderthals lacked genes linked to successful socialization and management skills. They could count perfectly well, but they couldn’t deal with groups. Socialization genes came from Sapiens”

    http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v453/n7194/full/453562a.html

    Does this imply that alphas are the advanced “monkey” in the classic evolution pic? Betas/gammas usually are not bad with logic, but don’t fair well when it comes to “Sapiens characteristics”(i.e.,socialization)? If this is what the study says, then Game is an attempt to jump a great distance ahead in the evolutionary process.

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  33. on May 18, 2016 at 3:12 pm Tarl Cabot

    She made the first move. She wanted (needed) this. He made her chase him.

    Classic.

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  34. on May 18, 2016 at 3:12 pm -A

    Of course, once Kelly is done with her Shot of Trump, she has to go for the cheap swill to keep the high coming: deep voiced coil of shit Laverne Cox. There’s a joke somewhere in that name but, I can’t quite find it. It is probably just another way of saying it isn’t a real woman so, I’ll just stick with the upfront argument.

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  35. on May 18, 2016 at 4:46 pm 88

    you guys hear about that hillary supporter governor Ed Rendell, who was trying to make a point about how trump will lose female votes because of things he said? like how trump said you can’t be a 10 if you’re flat-chested. etc etc. that’s no good because, in his words…

    “There are probably more ugly women in America than attractive women. People take that stuff personally.”

    cracks me up

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 4:53 pm Reb

      Every man ever has said these same things.

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    • on May 19, 2016 at 6:37 am wolfie65

      This is my main reason to like Mr. Trump.
      He sounds like a real person, someone who says what he thinks and means what he says, while all the others just repeat the same old politico bs.
      Most of what he says are things everyone has known for thousands of years, but which have become taboo over the course of the past 25 years or so thanks to Political Correctness and the Zero Tolerance Inquisition enforcing it.

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  36. on May 18, 2016 at 4:51 pm Reb

    He won an “enemy” (secret admirer) over, just like he will win them cucks over–every single one of them.

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  37. on May 18, 2016 at 6:07 pm Hoodedelk

    Have you noticed how easy Trump is to defend?

    In a local cafe having a beer, a local basic boomer rich bitch throws at me: “I’ll bet you’re voting Trump.” I said smiling: “Of course, what’s the alternative?” Deflecting, 60’s boomer chick says: “I was very active in New York politics in the 80s. That asshole Trump groped me!” Weaponizing her own vanity, I said: “Not surprising… He’s got exquisite taste in women.” She said again: “He’s an asshole.” Trying to channel some Heartiste, I said: “cuz he groped you? or cuz it didn’t lead to anything more?” To her credit, the once cute old lady said: “He could have at least asked who I was…” AHAHAH! There it is! I patted her liver spotty hand in sympathy…
    If 5 minutes of Alpha is worth a lifetime of beta, One Trump grope is worth a lifetime of Alpha!

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  38. on May 18, 2016 at 6:18 pm Amasius

    SJWism shows signs of jumping the shark. At a little Jesuit school in Seattle, Matteo Ricci College, a bunch of brown brats are holding sit-ins and demanding that the dean resign because there are too many White authors studied in the curriculum. They want to ditch these “dead white dudes” and read Malala and Ta-Nehisi Coates instead. The cuckold president of parent school Seattle University feels their “pain,” and knows he has caused “harm,” but he hasn’t yet given in to their call for firing the “racist” dean. Even in Seattle the whole thing appears to be too much, judging by the comments. More Trump voters are being made by the day.

    http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/education/too-many-dead-white-dudes-seattle-u-students-protest-programs-curriculum/

    These ungrateful little shits have been taught that they can get anything they want just by bitching. But even ultra leftwing Seattleites named Stephen Sundborg have their limits.

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  39. on May 18, 2016 at 6:53 pm Amasius

    Mod ate the last one. If this shows up twice I’m sorry.

    SJWism shows signs of jumping the shark. At a little Jesuit school in Seattle, Matteo Ricci College, ungrateful brown brats are staging sit-ins and demanding the dean step down because there are too many White authors in the curriculum. They want to ditch these “dead white dudes” and read Malala and Ta-Nehisi Coates instead. The president of parent school Seattle University, groveling Scandicuckian Stephen Sundborg, feels their “pain” and knows he has caused great “harm,” but so far he has not given in to their demand to fire the “racist” dean. Even in ultra-liberal Seattle the whole thing is too much judging by the comments. More Trump voters are being made by the day.

    http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/education/too-many-dead-white-dudes-seattle-u-students-protest-programs-curriculum/

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  40. on May 18, 2016 at 7:44 pm WinterTime1349

    Any thoughts Internet ?

    http://thezog.info/who-controls-donald-trump/

    Concerning to my feeble mind.

    Maybe I should just put down Internet and lift.

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  41. on May 18, 2016 at 7:48 pm benfromtexas

    At 6:59 the woman mentions she gave him her number!!! She had to put that out there. She’s saying,”You can call me anytime and give me the pounding that only you can do!”

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    • on May 18, 2016 at 8:14 pm Sentient

      She’s also saying – Yo all you OTHER girls, Trump has MY number… High degree of intra female group competition, status signaling going on.

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      • on May 18, 2016 at 8:15 pm Sentient

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  42. on May 18, 2016 at 8:43 pm Mel Gibson

    What you are witnessing, men, is Game at the most elite level. It’s uncanny and likely you will never see Game like this again in your life. Soak it up. Soak it all up.

    One day someone, perhaps CH and Ricky Vaughn will collaborate, will write a book about the Donald Trump phenomenon, his rise from June 2015 when he announced at Trump Tower to his inauguration in January 2017 in front of the Capitol building.

    We’ll all look back at our lives when we’re old men and remember major events, such as 9/11, and how it impacted life. I truly believe Donald Trump’s election will be one of those events.

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    • on May 19, 2016 at 12:19 am Sean Fielding

      ‘History in the making,’ I said to my son, on our way to the rally last WE.

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    • on May 19, 2016 at 7:46 am Sorcerygod

      I hate to pour cold water on your hopes, but the liberals contain some pretty bright, if loathsome, cookies in their ranks and they are well capable of analyzing the situation.

      Trump will be hemmed in by the liberals quite easily. There is no hope down that avenue. The nonwhite immigrants will continue to disgustingly pour in, and the society will continue to shift progressiveward, all according to the liberals’ unified plans.

      If Trump were a threat, the New York Times would be digging up dirt into his past, and undermining him totally. Instead, they’re just conditioning him with light slaps of mud to the face. They’re not worried.

      No, I’m afraid Trump — although I’m going to enjoy his tenure as POTUS — will simply be like a pebble in a very large pond, whose ripples fade soon after him.

      Only a President Sorcerygod and a Congress made up of Heartistes could possibly reverse this.

      Or perhaps … something else.

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  43. on May 18, 2016 at 10:52 pm Carlos Danger

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  44. on May 18, 2016 at 11:57 pm cortesar

    “Migrants Burn Down Refugee Welcome Center”

    During this time, dozens of the migrants had held a protest in the main town square in front of the Church, camping out and staging a hunger strike that lasted four days
    ———————————————————————————————–
    I like that one

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/17/migrants-set-fire-lampedusa-refugee-welcome-center/

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  45. on May 19, 2016 at 5:12 am whorefinder

    Is it just me, or whenever I see the Heartiste writers pen the word “Update” , do you hear it read in Robert Stack’s voice from Unsolved Mysteries.

    Spooky childhood reference rape!

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  46. on May 19, 2016 at 6:00 am Johnny Redux

    That was a 4th-year college level video on Alpha-tude. CH, do we get ATCs (Alpha Training Credits) for watching those videos? I think that I may be short by a few points this year, and need to catch up.

    As an aside, The Don listed some very good choices for possible Supreme Court Justice appointments.

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    • on May 19, 2016 at 7:49 am Sorcerygod

      You get Alpha Training Credits for hurting a female and getting away with it.

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  47. on May 21, 2016 at 2:59 pm Just Saying

    I got carried away.

    This is one of those “go to” phrases – you’re no apologizing, you’re just saying you responded in the moment. So use it, rinse, and repeat…

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