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Jerkboy Game Narrated In Real Time

May 29, 2016 by CH

You ever get stuck on a really awful date and wondered what to do about it? This jerklord decided the best defense is to be really offensive. With a little encouragement from his mates, he pulled out all the tricks in the Asshole’s Guide to Making Women Horny (Or Sorry They Ever Took You for a Beta Pushover). Follow the story from top to bottom, and keep an eye out in one of the videos for the exact second our ho-tagonist experiences a pleasant zap in her taco trap.

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Were you paying attention? Right after the hair tussle, she smiled a bit and a momentary look of…intrigue… swept across her face. THAT was the turning point, when she changed from uninterested rude bitch with her face in her phone to curious rude bitch with her face out of her phone and looking at this man with the minerals to do what he just did.

When a girl is this cunty on a date — literally more interested in her 6 inch phone screen than in you — there are three options available to you that at least salvage your dignity if not help you savage her vagina.

  1. Call her out. This isn’t the most charming or ZFG option, but it is better than sitting there and suffering her rudeness like a chump. “Are you gonna be a rude bitch all night, or just during appetizers?” The meet-to-lay ratio on this tactic won’t be great, but the meet-to-self-respect ratio is through the roof. And some girls WILL react positively to being called the fuck out for extreme bitchitude.
  2. Leave. Similar to #1, but without the risk of sounding butthurt. You just get up and go, no words exchanged, no excuses offered. Little chance of a lay with this move, but you’ll have tremendous satisfaction as you walk out knowing you left her in a state of confusion and Hillary-voting bitterness.
  3. Amp the Asshole. What this guy did here. This is my preferred method, but be careful not to overdo it. Once you unleash your Inner Jerkboy, it’s hard to keep him from having the run of the place. This is because you’ll immediately notice the powerful effect it has on girls, and you’ll also notice how good it feels to let your Jerk Flag fly. It will raise your T levels and that’s a drug no man can resist mainlining.

The Beta Male option — the one 99% of men would choose in similar circumstances — is to sit there and force weak-ass supplicating banter hoping she’ll suddenly find you more interesting than her phone. Never happens, and her opinion of you (already in the basement) will dive even lower. Worse, some men will buy such a girl more drinks, figuring (wrongly) that if Resource Provider Toolbag Game isn’t working, that means she just needs more of it.

“But, CH…”, some readers will rebut, “…she left! His jerkboy game didn’t work!”

Ah, young pantywad, much to learn you have. After the fourth jerkboy prank (the feet on the table) it became clear to her that he was fucking around and not in the least considering her anymore as a romantic prospect. The key with Jerkboy Game is that a little goes a long way. The hair tussle and the fork grab were sufficient assholery to spark a nascent arousal in her. Had he then settled into a commanding frame, (instead of continuing with his asshole clown frame), and segued into a better rapport by saying something like, “now that I have your attention, we can get down to the serious business of making fun of you”, he stood a chance at making something of this date.

Not a big chance, but a better chance than what he had going in, which was nothing. A girl engrossed with her phone while on a date with you is already lost. May as well throw beta politesse to the wind and summon the Titans of Testicles to grant you the power of a thousand DGAF jerkboy warrior-poets.

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  1. on May 29, 2016 at 9:11 pm Jerkboy Game Narrated In Real Time | Neoreactive

    […] Jerkboy Game Narrated In Real Time […]

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 7:21 am Captain Obvious

      For anyone who’s been living in a cave for the last fifteen years, can you now understand the existential threat that iPhag addiction & scr0tial media & tech in general pose to the future of the human race? Can you construct any reasonable scenario in which c*nts like this carry 2.10 pregn@ncies, for 9+ months, to live b!rths, and then hang around for another TWO DECADES to comfort & nurture & raise & edumakate & discipline & inspire the pr0geny to do the same?

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 11:01 am hard9bf

        iPhags and Fakebook are Skinner boxes, i.e. operant conditioning chambers. Just like BF Skinner’s pigeons, women (with their infantile, child-like brains) are powerless not to incessantly peck at their Skinner boxes because iPhags offer unpredictable rewards at unpredictable intervals. I’ve even caught my girlfriend iPhagging in her sleep.

        It is beyond obvious that all women under 50 have an unhealthy addiction to iPhagging, often spending literally every waking hour holding their Skinner box, yet I never see stories in the gaystream media about this obvious mental disorder.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 12:49 pm Captain Obvious

        Bill O’Reilly is the only person in the mainstream media whom I’ve heard bring up the topic of iPhag addiction. If it isn’t transparently obvious – to the “Silverbacks” in our society – that iPhag addiction poses an existential threat to the future of the White Race, then our “Silverbacks” have failed us, and we deserve the fate which awaits us.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 2:37 pm Captain Obvious

        Of course it wasn’t obvious to them that the Eskimos posed an existential threat to us, either, so maybe we shouldn’t place our faith in the Silverbacks…

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 7:34 pm wolfie65

        I’ve actually noticed a little bit of a decrease in dumbphone usage over the past year or so, even among young girls – where it counts.
        I’m hoping we’ve passed the zenith of this particular form of mind control.
        Re: Silverbacks…..Had time to go to a sale today, there were 4 of them (3f, 1m) behind me.
        One of the ole ladees was pushing her pet sitting services on the others – she had cards and everything – then they started talking about how they know people who are going to move to Canada if Trump gets elected.
        The guy remained silent throughout.
        The silverbacks have failed us for a very, very long time.

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      • on May 31, 2016 at 5:49 am hans

        Hear! Hear!
        These fucking silverfags have ENABLED this shit since their earliest days!
        I´m truly grateful for every old fart dying and these days they seem to fall like flies. Ambulances here are really busy lately.
        It´s only the rarest of rare old farts that dares speaking up to the holy vaginas.
        Good riddance.

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  2. on May 29, 2016 at 9:15 pm mmaier2112

    I do believe it was here I read: “Turn her phone off.” I think that’s the best way to address the issue.

    One “AHEM!” at her doing anything but telling a caller to bug off politely.

    Then putting her phone into her purse and closing it if she doesn’t get the hint.

    After that, I’d ask for the check and leave. And maybe even leave her sitting there if she doesn’t apologize. “You use that thing enough, someone will answer you and fetch your rude arse.”

    Like a bitch getting slapped around by her man, you get the behavior you put up with.

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 1:30 am Mean Mr. Mustard

      Pay for half of the bill by throwing the money on the table; grab her phone and fling it across the room, smile/smirk at her and walk out.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 3:40 am 7darktriad3

        “Pay for half the bill”

        Gay

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      • on May 31, 2016 at 12:58 am Mean Mr. Mustard

        Women will find an asshole attractive but a cheap asshole, far less so.

        LOLZ

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 7:41 am Sentient

      Another good option is to just take her phone and put it in your pocket. You can be charming while doing it.

      You: hey… Let me see that a sec (take phone at this point). Cool. (Put in pocket) no cell phone policy here.

      Continue banter…

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 9:27 am Captain Obvious

        And what if she’s so badly addicted to her iPhag that she goes into withdrawal and gets something akin to the “Dream Tremens” – something like an epileptic seizure right there in the restaurant? What if she starts screaming? What if she starts yelling for security, or for someone to call 911?

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      • on May 31, 2016 at 5:53 am hans

        Well then YOU actually got entertained, instead of the other way around.
        😉

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  3. on May 29, 2016 at 9:32 pm plumpjack

    I would propose a fourth option, which I’ve done. you tell HER to leave.

    you: “it’s time for you to go.”
    her: “WHAT???”
    you: “you need to leave. it’s time for you to go”. [taking her beer away]. ” you’re being really rude and I’m not enjoying myself. you need to go.”
    her: [shocked. sputtering] “but!…but…”

    I have no idea how this particular girl would react. But when I did it the girl actually left. then she texted me 15 minutes later apologizing and asking if I was still there. I did not respond, but made friends with the waitress and ended up having drinks with her after she got off work.

    they’re interchangeable. it’s important to remember that. so I guess a fifth option is to use her as a pivot.

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 8:40 am vfm#7634

      I did not respond, but made friends with the waitress and ended up having drinks with her after she got off work.

      Ha. The key here is: even if you don’t get anywhere with the b!tch you’re dealing with at that moment and have to get rid of her, you might arouse curiosity in female onlookers.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 9:26 am vinay3543

        A “worldie”…really!? Your mate must have pretty average standards to label her this. Upper cute yes, but surely you’d see a fair number of hotter chicks in a standard week, let alone comparison to glamour models, etc. My point is more the predicament. What a dire state of affairs when a cute (& only cute) woman acts this way.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 9:39 am vinay3543

        The other element to this is you met her on a night out right? This would suggest the usual process of events with a decent looking woman (in relativity to the female population as a whole) that she was far more interested in the attention received from a man in front of her friends, and the subsequent dinner date to show “how much this guy likes meeee”, than her feelings for the man himself. Nothing new here at all so sure you see it as water off a duck’s back.

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  4. on May 29, 2016 at 9:47 pm yamanous

    awesome

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  5. on May 29, 2016 at 10:36 pm tteclod

    Never “date.” Tell her where you’re going. Invite her to contribute to your fun.

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  6. on May 29, 2016 at 11:22 pm Libertardian

    Breitbart:

    “I most certainly will not vote for Donald Trump,” [Wall Street Journal’s deputy editorial page editor Bret] Stephens said. “I will vote for the least left-wing opponent to Donald Trump and I want to make a vote to make sure that he has — that he is the biggest loser in presidential history since, I don’t know, Alf Landon or going back further. It’s important that Donald Trump and what he represents — this kind of ethnic quote, ‘conservatism,’ or populism be so decisively rebuked that the Republican Party, the Republican voters will forever learn their lesson that they cannot nominate a man so manifestly unqualified to be president in any way, shape or form. So they have to learn a lesson in the way perhaps Democrats learned from McGovern in ’72. George Will said let’s have him lose in 50 states. Why not Guam, Puerto Rico and the District of Columbia, too?”

    Thanks for supporting Trump!

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 2:12 am Publius

      Lol (((they))) are panicking now. On Netflix: http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/welcome-to-leith-2015

      The only purpose of the movie is to demoralize us. It shows the inside of SPLC’s (((war room))) where (((they))) literally have a filing cabinet with files on white “supremacists.” (((They))) let us know that even FBI agents can be on (((their))) list. (((They))) act as if 98% of the population are not actually on the white man’s side.

      Cucks like Will remain clueless or in denial. Trump wins in landslide (obviously) and he might actually win every state, even New York and California. Trump wins former battle ground states Florida and Ohio easily.

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 7:58 am Captain Obvious

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 8:08 am Captain Obvious

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 8:18 am plumpjack

        “establishment elitist blowhard”

        yes, it actually says that on wikipedophile. lmao

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 10:04 am Captain Obvious

        > “born November 21, 1973… From 2002 to 2004, he was editor in chief of The Jerusalem Post…” ——— As a Shegetz, can you imagine being handed a gig like that at the age of TWENTY-FREAKING-NINE?!?!? Must be nice to be Chosen, and have everything in life handed to you on a silver platter.

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 2:58 pm Libertardian

      Cuck boy is right about one thing – Trump is the lesson. Where cuck boy gets confused is in thinking he’s the guy with the chalk standing in front of the blackboard. In fact, he’s in one of those itty bitty chairs with a fat right arm, in the back row, and if he doesn’t get his learn on soon he’ll be going home on the short bus.

      Also, Investor’s Business Daily is mediocre but still >>> the WSJ.

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 4:42 pm Amasius

      The CUCK party: for Craven Underhanded Constipated Kooks. “If it’s brown, chug it down” –Bret Stephens.

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 6:30 pm Ayy Bola

      “Unqualified”

      Last I checked trump was over thirty five and a natural citizen

      He is literally qualified

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  7. on May 30, 2016 at 12:02 am Some Guy

    I would advise throwing a drink in her face, only it’d get you arrested.

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  8. on May 30, 2016 at 2:02 am Publius

    So this dude is texting two other boys (not men) while failing to impress this hottie with his baggy pants? He’s a faggot, tool, or just a millennial Brit?

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 2:26 am Mr Bigglesworth

      I can’t tell whether she’s a genuinly icey bitch, or just a cripplingly shy kid who’s clinging to the safety of her mobile.

      If it’s the former, ZFG mockery and a walkout are richly deserved.

      If it’s the latter, show some decorum and cut her a bit of slack.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 8:44 am vfm#7634

        It should be bleeding obvious that she’s an ice queen. Shy girls act unsure of themselves.

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 8:45 am vfm#7634

      If he was American I’d say “frat bro”

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  9. on May 30, 2016 at 3:23 am 7darktriad3

    I enjoyed reading this first time i saw it, but honestly my first immediate reaction was that this guy had the personality of a cabbage, and her reaction to this was to iphag. Can’t really blame her for that. Not polite no doubt. But if he’d have captured her attention, she wouldn’t have had the need to entertain herself. This manlet has the charisma of a dido.

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 6:44 am wolfie65

      Agreed.
      You can’t complain about icrapping while you’re txting other guys (!?!) while on a date (!!!)
      This girl looks an awful lot like a younger version of my stalker.
      Question for the Brits: What’s a ‘worldie’ ?

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 7:07 am Sparks

        ‘Worldie’ = short for ‘world class’, ‘she’s a worldie’ = she’s very attractive.

        Agree with wolfie65 here, this guy was texting his mates while on a date, sounds like insecure loser behaviour.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 8:52 am vfm#7634

        You can’t complain about icrapping while you’re txting other guys (!?!) while on a date (!!!)

        Messing about on your phone can signal nonchalance. Although it would be very rude if a woman did it, it’s not as much so if the man is doing it, especially if she’s not giving him her attention.

        Agree with wolfie65 here, this guy was texting his mates while on a date, sounds like insecure loser behaviour.

        Immature, sure, but not necessarily loser behavior. He’s quite obviously what we in the states call a “bro” (definition). I’m pretty sure he’s only about 18 or 19.

        Although texting your mates about the opposite sex in real time is something girls do all the time, it’s something that boys shouldn’t do, or should grow out of. It seems unnatural somehow.

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 9:12 am plumpjack

      it’s a case of the iphag-addicted leading the iphag-addicted. they both lose. nonetheless it’s illustrative for younger guys to see what a girl’s instinct is when she’s not feeling intrigued, and how to potentially switch it up.

      personally I cringed that he was so timid about imposing on her and rejecting her frame. he came across as trying too hard to connect and she exercised her shit test option. texting his buddies was spergy.

      for any younger guys reading this, set the frame LONG before it gets to this point. be evasive about whether or not it’s a date. don’t set up a huge expectation that something’s supposed to happen. be easybreezy, cavalier and relaxed, not laser-eyed on getting her attention, but just enjoying yourself, talking to others, etc. dispel the awkwardness by sharing your attention around. push pull. have two in the hopper so you don’t give two shits whether she is into you or not.

      if her behavior is gratuitously cunty (and not simply coy) then no messing about on your part. just drop the hammer and dismiss her coldly. “time for you to go. bye”. time is money.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 12:19 pm Ripp

        all great points.

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 11:09 am hard9bf

      “But if he’d have captured her attention, she wouldn’t have had the need to entertain herself. This manlet has the charisma of a dido.”

      Your average man, 99%-plus, can’t compete with the obsessive pecking behavior induced by the iPhag Skinner box — it’s not a fair fight. Other than her snatch, what does this iPhag-addicted slag have to offer? Certainly, with her evident iPhag addiction, her conversational skills are atrophied or likely never developed in the first place.

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  10. on May 30, 2016 at 3:40 am onmyway

    Jerks het laid, trolls don’t.

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  11. on May 30, 2016 at 3:58 am Rusvolga

    I get that it works. But what the hell does it say about society that things have come to this?

    Personally I would get up. Give her one chance to put the phone away if she acts alarmed. And on the next date, if the phone is out for anything but a medical emergency, forget her and move on.

    Life is too short for useless people.

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 4:19 am Diversity Heretic

      Your point is a good one: How did it every get this crazy?

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 7:06 am Captain Obvious

        > “How did it every get this crazy?”

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 7:07 am Captain Obvious

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  12. on May 30, 2016 at 6:11 am Abraham Lincoln

    Ask her, since she loves her phone so much, if she’d like you to take a picture of her with it, take a picture of yourself with her in the background, silence it, place it on the seat next to you and say, “I’m going to hang on to this for a bit so we can talk.” Then redirect her attention from her (negative) disconnection from the phone to something positive.

    If you’re really devious, you can do a test of compliance later on after you’ve engrossed her for a bit. Get up to use the bathroom, lean over and whisper in her ear, “Are you good at passing tests? Leave your phone where it is.”

    Beware: may cause meltdown. Skill level: nuclear. Testicular fortitude: unquestionable.

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 7:02 am Rusvolga

      What the hell is the point? Playing mind games is what girls do. Men act.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 8:43 am Bill Brasky

        Yes, as more time passes, the absurd clownish faggotry of this shit becomes more clear.

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  13. on May 30, 2016 at 7:11 am chris

    Did he end up fucking her?

    I’d say not.

    So, what’s the point of this exercise?

    I’ve probably been on 70+ first dates in the past five years and not a single girl played with her phone. I’m not saying every date has been a success, or that everyone was a winner, but I’ve at least managed to be engaging and charismatic enough to command a certain amount of attention.

    If she’s on her phone, the problem is with you.

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 8:42 am Bill Brasky

      Yes, clearly the problem is that young men today aren’t entertaining enough for the sluts.

      You fucking idiot.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 1:35 pm chris

        Stop being so emotional, Bill Brasky. Are you a woman?

        I’m on dates with a variety of chicks, of all ages. Admittedly, few in their early 20s (or 20s in general), but the only time they’ve had their phones out is to show me a pic, or a video, or something. I’ve never had a girl sitting across from me with her face in her smartphone. It just hasn’t happened to me.

        But I’m not saying smartphone addiction isn’t an actual thing with the younger demographic.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 2:24 pm Captain Obvious

        > “Admittedly, few in their early 20s (or 20s in general)” ——— C’mon, dude, that’s a self-disqualifying statement right there. If you haven’t seen iPhag Addiction up close & personal, then you have no bidness kkkommenting on this thread. Just STFU and listen to horror stories from the trenches.

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 8:53 am Scanman

      Agree. I’ve been on lots and lots of “dates” over the last three years and not a single woman has ever been so blatantly rude as to stare at her phone during a date.

      Frankly, I wouldn’t know how to react if something like that happened. I’d probably laugh because it’s just plainly fucking absurd.

      If this is really a thing with women in their early 20s, I honestly wouldn’t bother trying to date them at all. I suspect, however, that this woman is just an ill-bred dipshit (it happens) and this is not typical behavior.

      Younger guys please confirm before I lose all hope in humanity.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 10:13 am Bill Brasky

        It’s completely typical behavior among young women now.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 11:17 am hard9bf

        “I’ve been on lots and lots of “dates” over the last three years and not a single woman has ever been so blatantly rude as to stare at her phone during a date.”

        Then date girl-infants in their early twenties — iPhag addiction at that age approaches 100%, as they all had cell phones by age seven and smartphones [sic] by the time they were 13. They literally panic when they see the battery on their iPhag fall below 10% charge and will breathlessly, manically seek out a charging station of any sort. No joke: they PANIC.

        Jack Gibson, of Neuromancer fame, was a prophet — JACK IN, NEVER JACK OUT.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 12:52 pm Captain Obvious

        > “They literally panic when they see the battery on their iPhag fall below 10% charge and will breathlessly, manically seek out a charging station of any sort.” ——— PREACH IT, BROTHER!!! Any of you Silverbacks, who are never around chicks younger than about 35yo, need to WAKE THE PHUCK UP and see the existential threat of iPhag addiction for what it is.

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  14. on May 30, 2016 at 8:35 am vfm#7634

    Jerkboy Game UK Edition is pretty much required across the pond

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  15. on May 30, 2016 at 9:06 am Enfant Terrible

    Jerkboy!? More like clueless boy. If a girl that has agreed to go on a date with you, and she is not paying attention to you, then you’re doing something wrong. In a situation like this you don’t just let things go, you take the initiative, interrupt what she’s doing, bring her focus onto you, and put her on the spot as to whether or not she’s interest in being there, and if not, bye bye, and move on. Behaving like a silly boy is not what a man should be doing.

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  16. on May 30, 2016 at 9:12 am fightersword

    You could kind of see things starting go so south at the third asshole move, where she didn’t seem to care nearly as much. CH is right: you get diminishing returns for doing it over and over, like you’d expect from most other things. Problem is most guys won’t stop after they see it work once, and they end up in a similar, but less embarrassing by far, situation to the betas who also aren’t changing up their tactics.

    Luckily you don’t have to pay to ask a girl if she ate a toenail or to put your feet on the table. But if you want the actual lay, in a situation like this you need to tone it down a bit at some point.

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  17. on May 30, 2016 at 11:24 am hard9bf

    And a Happy and Glorious Memorial Day to everyone! God bless all those men who died so that:

    1) Blacks can stay on welfare their entire lives and commit 30,000-plus rapes against White women each and every year!

    2) Sodomites can sue cake bakers and photographers, etc, for not participating in their repugnant alternative deathstyle!

    3) Uncle Samantha can import millions of useless peasant welfare-munchers from Mexico and other points south every year to vote Democrat and turn the former USA into Mexico!

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 12:54 pm Captain Obvious

      Feds Creating Muslim Ghetto In Rand Paul’s Backyard http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3435225/posts

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 12:55 pm Captain Obvious

        “The Feds have been importing Muslim migrants for years and creating insta-ghettos in small towns across the country. They systematically conceal their plans from locals who often wake up to find their towns have undergone drastic change. Such is the case in Senator Rand Paul’s hometown of Bowling Green, Kentucky. This small city of 70,000 had no Muslims 15 years ago and now has 7,000 recent immigrants – 10% of the population…”

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      • on May 31, 2016 at 2:28 am Vagina dominator

        And he won’t say a word against it. He’s a psy-op cuck controlled opposition, same as his Rockefeller-funded, Mount Pelerin-Mises Society cuck father.

        The most important freedom of all? Freedom of association, shabbos goy.

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  18. on May 30, 2016 at 12:51 pm Wrong Side of History

    Young Lita Ford x2 the whore

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  19. on May 30, 2016 at 1:12 pm whorefinder

    The Faggot Within is shocked and appalled by this man’s behavior. How DARE he not lick this woman’s feet, like the Faggot Within attempted to do beneath the table!

    Faggot within rape!

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  20. on May 30, 2016 at 1:53 pm Lazy Hero

    This happened to me in Atlanta in 2012. Cute Asian girl, late 20s US born and raised. Met her for dinner and she pulled this shit. I said nothing, waited for approx. 5 mins and left. She texted later. I didn’t respond she called. I didn’t answer she just got madder and madder. Texted her the next afternoon, ‘hey’. Got a torrent of abuse. Played her along with long response times, with ‘wow’, ‘fun’, ‘yeah’, ‘who’, ‘what’, ‘where’, remember Vinnie barbarino? she wore herself out. F’ed her then never saw her again. Moral to the story if a chick doormats u doormat her back. This will really get under her skin. I’m sure if she thinks of me at all I’m an asshole, not the nice beta who she can hang with, but I f’ed her.

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    • on May 31, 2016 at 6:22 am hans

      Sorry dude but YOU actually got effed the second you kept quite when she started texting.
      Due to their fertility this shit is barely acceptable for a late teen, early twenties chick and MUST be dealt with mercilessly during the date.

      A pre wall cunt, even with yellow fever bonus?
      ONE warning then walk out if she persists.
      Your passive aggressiveness made nobody look good here.

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      • on May 31, 2016 at 1:29 pm Lazy Hero

        Dude, I just wanted to get laid. Mission accomplished.

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      • on June 1, 2016 at 7:41 am hans

        Oh congrats and nothing personal, just an observation.
        I myself kept my mouth shut too often to these silly cunt´s antics.
        Which in the end accomplishes nothing but lowering your own self worth & Testosterone levels.

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  21. on May 30, 2016 at 3:22 pm Belle Igerent

    For once, I’m truly impressed by how these guys have completely internalised the cheeky lad culture. Archbishops of banturburys, every last one of them. This is possibly the ‘counter culture’ ‘alt right’ preserve of white briton ‘sh1tlordz’. Tally ho, gents.

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  22. on May 30, 2016 at 3:37 pm plumpjack

    this shit just keeps getting funnier. a kid falls into the gorilla exhibit. (media assumed kid was white). gorilla gets shot. BLM people go ape shit. turns out kid was a niglet. scroll thru comments below article for side-splitting laughs:

    http://bbs.dailystormer.com/t/black-people-cry-racism-after-gorilla-shot-and-killed-to-save-boy-at-zoo-who-fell-into-exhibit/31865/75

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 4:54 pm Amasius

      Like literally a gorilla is worth 10 million nigs. And they slaughtered it because some stupid turdlet snuck into its habitat. The gorilla dindu nuffin and was probably trying to protect what it thought was offspring.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 5:00 pm Captain Obvious

        > “trying to protect what it thought was offspring” ——— Forget KKKomment of the Century. That’s Kkkomment of Forever material right there.

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 8:19 pm cortesar

        hood intellect

        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjtlkZDWsAE8GM5.jpg:large

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      • on May 30, 2016 at 8:31 pm cortesar

        #gorillaslivesmatter
        Turns out the kid is black yet the movement endures

        https://twitter.com/Cernovich

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      • on May 31, 2016 at 5:18 am Greg Eliot

        Yeah, the irony is that the gorilla would probably have been a better protector of the child than it’s natural mother.

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      • on May 31, 2016 at 6:32 am wolfie65

        Poor gorilla !!
        If anyone deserved to get shot here, it’s the parents.
        And look at politically correct baby-boomer animal ‘expert’ Jack Hanna jump to the zoo’s defense…….

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  23. on May 30, 2016 at 5:40 pm walawala

    This looks like a couple having issues not a first or second date. She’s clearly bored because he’s not paying attention and the head pat thing gets her aroused.

    After that he does nothing with it and it seems like he’s having more fun on the phone to his mates than in interacting.

    But his sheer ZFG attitude does position him as the prize and her emotional reaction from zombie on the phone to angry is note-worthy.

    She gets angry and storms out. Imagine for a second that early on in this interaction HE did that. She would have been shocked and been chasing him out the door.

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  24. on May 30, 2016 at 5:43 pm Anon

    What kind of mother lets this happen? Not a Northern European one.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/cincinnati-gorilla-shooting-zoo-director-8084950

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  25. on May 30, 2016 at 6:39 pm cortesar

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  26. on May 30, 2016 at 7:38 pm LOL

    This is brilliant. She a fuckin hottie. There’s a bitter-sweet moment when you know she’s not down to f*ck but you can f*ck with her for a spell, it’s quite freeing… Like this feminist chick I schooled with HateFacts for the night and then she asked me to rape her (consensually) afterwards. Fair enough.

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  27. on May 30, 2016 at 8:03 pm Rum

    Find the most Neanderthalic female you can, then together make reproductions of the same.
    And stockpile ammo for the coming “sorting out.”
    The rest is noise.

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 8:13 pm PA

      You must be describing the look of Mylene Farmer, Florence Pernel, or Rosanna Arquette. If I understand the female Neanderthal look correctly — wet face, haunted eyes, gauntness.

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  28. on May 30, 2016 at 8:50 pm Captain Obvious

    Obama-voting ch!mpanzee arrested in Henderson, KY, for vandalizing Memorial Day crosses:

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    • on May 30, 2016 at 10:10 pm plumpjack

      monkey just contributed the equivariant of $10M to the Trump campaign fund.

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    • on May 31, 2016 at 2:21 am Vagina dominator

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      • on May 31, 2016 at 4:14 am Driver

        Too many of these white women are going down the same path that black women went down…it’s the reason why no one wants to date a black woman, today, because it’s all attitude and “I don’t need no man”.

        These women are becoming single mothers as well and the next step is the same attitude. They better watch their step or they could become the new low woman on the dating totem pole.

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      • on May 31, 2016 at 11:37 am racerxx

        The pic on the right just about sums it up.

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  29. on May 31, 2016 at 2:17 am Vagina dominator

    O/T Hope you guys all enjoyed yesterday’s inaugural International Anders Breivik Day. Upon reflection. I don’t think that I myself made the most of it. But next year I am definitely going to have a themed party.

    Free beer for any SJWs willing to come along as bullet-riddled corpses.

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    • on May 31, 2016 at 10:14 am Belle Igerent

      Hey VD, can you post that email address again, so I can read about your hand slap techniques? Thanks (I am in no way affiliated to conor mcgregor, and any resemblance that appears to be looking for some way, any way, to beat mayweather, is merely a coincidence)

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  30. on May 31, 2016 at 3:08 am Mandos

    A worldie? She scores maybe an 8 with 2 grams and 2 hours of preparation, and I’m being generous here. No higher than 6 on Sunday mornings.

    The guy saves his dignity by opening the jerkboy playbook, but he should come more prepared indeed. Can’t have a girl bored on her phone with the mains not even served yet. Young girls might be smartphone-addicted princesses with the attention span of a hamster, but most guys fail to properly screen their targets and adapt their game accordingly, which seems to be the case here.

    I’d go for leave too. My time is precious.

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    • on May 31, 2016 at 6:51 am wolfie65

      Yeah, the girl’s about a 7 – who I’m sure thinks of herself as a 12, they all do – I *might* ask her to dance on a slow night, but if she’s got that phone out for more than 3 secs while I’m talking to her, she’s done.

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  31. on May 31, 2016 at 4:09 am Driver

    The problem is with the young man, not the girl. It’s a shit test and he failed. She’s seeing exactly what she can get away with while on this date and he should have called her on it. The problem is that many of these young men are too insecure on how to keep a woman’s attention after calling out the rude behavior on the phone – because now he has to hold a conversation with her (keep her attention).

    Many of these young men need to brush up on their conversation skills. It’s not hard to discuss life if you relax, have a good time and think a little. Talking, joking around with her, even teasing her a little would have held her attention (as we saw when he first tussled her hair while on the phone). She was easy to tease and she responds well to it. This young man failed but it’s good experience to build on.

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    • on June 1, 2016 at 3:58 am Cad and Bounder

      Yep. Finally someone makes the right point. Standard procedure in these situations is to ask her to put her phone away, or tell it’s rude to be messaging someone when you are in company.

      If she doesn’t like it then don’t react initially. Excuse yourself to the bathroom. Then walk out and leave her to pay the bill.

      Bottom line is you aren’t banging a girl that behaves like this with you, so might as well walk away.

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  32. on May 31, 2016 at 5:20 am Democritus

    I’m a little surprised at this one, CH; I should think the best way to powerfully “reframe” this situation – as defined by the Chateau – is certainly #2, which, in an important way, seems to encompass both #1 & #3 but without any of their inherently negative side effects. Furthermore, it’s the only option which showcases that hallmark of alpha behavior toward women – ambiguity. This was clearly a shit test, and the fact that she smiled a little at the hair thing means that the situation wasn’t as hopeless as it might have appeared. However, this so-called “jerkboy streak” – and why the hell is he texting all of this anyway – quickly degenerated into nothing more than a cheap attention grab which, point-for-point and adjusted for sexual dimorphism, I have had women attempt to utilize on me when I was supposedly “ignoring” them or being too “aloof” as a teenager and even on down through my adult years! Sure, sometimes it’s even a little cute coming from THEM – but the point is that it is she who is competing for YOUR attention. State control, as you say around here. I think you’re a little too cynical about the #2 outcome as well – if he does it right and without any obvious butthurt rancor she might get too busy THINKING to be thinking about “Hillary” or anything else.

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  33. on May 31, 2016 at 7:04 am plumpjack

    mocking the (((media’s))) refugee propaganda sucker punches. hilarious:

    http://www.dailystormer.com/lil-sleepyhead-the-hot-new-meme-thats-sweeping-the-internet/

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  34. on May 31, 2016 at 7:11 am Anon

    https://twitter.com/stephsoechtig Every. Freakin. (((Time))).

    (((they))) are at war with Northern European civilization and every single thing the Founders did to try to protect against a country’s natural slide towards progressivism.

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    • on May 31, 2016 at 7:11 am Anon

      http://money.cnn.com/2016/05/30/media/katie-couric-under-the-gun-doc/index.html

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  35. on May 31, 2016 at 7:21 am UKIP

    I normally don’t get the autistic zombie act on dates. It’s in the weeks and months after that a woman reveals why she’s still single by never putting her phone down rendering her disconnected to the point of autism.

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  36. on May 31, 2016 at 7:25 am BK

    CH,
    American young men rating themselves as less masculine than their fathers
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/05/26/the-stark-difference-between-millennial-men-and-their-dads/

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  37. on May 31, 2016 at 8:57 am hangel

    maybe u a lott different than lots a people. n plus w. datt nose she kinda looks like s goose. cheeri-o- peace out n in. mhhmm..

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  38. on May 31, 2016 at 9:33 am Nikron Ptolemides

    Him: “It’s kind of like autism, actually.”
    Her: “Um. What?”
    Him: “Your incapacity for interaction, due to the phone.”
    Her: “My what?”
    Him: “You cannot successfully engage in actual interactions in meatspace due to your phone. You’ve lost the ability.”
    Her: “Um. You’re like, weird.” [Nose back in phone,]
    Him: “Waiter! We’ll be having separate checks. Bring mine now please.”

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  39. on May 31, 2016 at 10:12 am plumpjack

    the gifts to the alt-right just keep coming.

    the left has been shoveling shit into native white stock for so long they just can’t stop digging. they’re imminent self-burial is accelerating. bring more shovels! and gatorade. keep these fuckers hydrated so they keep it up!

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/31/watch-outrage-verdun-art-performance/

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  40. on May 31, 2016 at 10:57 am George

    Blacks crying racist for gorilla being shot dead: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uv4Fvs9jQpc

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  41. on May 31, 2016 at 1:38 pm Major1

    I don’t know.
    Calling her out, being a jerk, trying to salvage this date….it all sounds like a lot of work. There are too many women and too many dates to invest much energy in one that is going this poorly.
    I vote to simply leave.
    Last summer I had a first date with a woman who was a friend of a friend. Probably the most sarcastic and antagonistic person I’ve ever met.
    I tried to initially cut her a little slack under the assumption she was nervous or whatever. But after the first round of drinks and conversation she was still assaulting me with weapons-grade sarcasm and disrespect. So I excused myself, found the waiter, asked what our bill was so far, gave him half of that, and simply split.
    Mother of god. The tsunami of angry, derisive and vitriolic texts I got was amazing. For days.
    And after all that, a week or so later, she texted me rating our date as “lukewarm” and suggesting that we got off on the wrong foot.
    If I live to be a thousand I’ll never fully understand women.

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    • on May 31, 2016 at 2:10 pm shit poster

      don’t say that. women aren’t mysterious. at all.

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    • on June 1, 2016 at 6:25 am Democritus

      I think “Major1” has successfully field-tested and proven the fact that so often in life it may be common sense is all that men need to FULLY understand, though we each live to be a thousand – well done, Sir, very well done!

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  42. on June 2, 2016 at 11:23 am Jack-o-lantern

    I would have walked out on this bitch with no words after five minutes. Bitch is a total waste of a guy’s time.

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  43. on June 2, 2016 at 12:05 pm Anonymous

    4. Game her, use distractions to reframe the context (bring her focus on you) then seduce her. Also YOU know isn’t going to respect you never and ever, so even banging doesn’t change anything, she is just another lay count.

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