On my travels to the four corners of the globe, I’ve noticed something very telling about the casual fashion choices White women make within different contexts. Yoga pants, as most of you know, have been staples of the White woman wardrobe for years. Basically, yoga pants are underwear, worn in public. Most styles are extremely tight, some have thigh cuts that are see-through, and all display the camel toe in its full glory, leaving little to the imagination. A few styles cut a crevice so deep in the ass cheeks you can just make out the rusty starfish.
So yoga pants are the striver class-approved slut outfit for SWPL women who want to flaunt their sexy bodies and then bitch about beta males, who have the gall to possess functioning libidos, ogling them. See, proles and SWPL ladies are more alike than not; their goals are the same, but they choose to achieve those goals via different pathways of expression.
Anyhow, to the chewy center bursting with Bartholin’s flavor. In the blacker neighborhoods — the ones gentrifying but still menacing enough to put a pep in the step of Whites who venture out after 7pm or have to walk past throngs of friendly “teens” — you will rarely see White women in yoga pants. They are more conservatively dressed. Jeans are common. Leggings with a long-ish dress or skirt over them are also common. In the heat, shorts are tasteful; no underbutt. I’m talking about SWPL White women here; the ones with mid-paying jobs, sterling Women’s Studies credentials, and big brains they drown in mimosa juice. I’m not talking about the mudshark dregs with the tattoos and needle marks.
In contrast, in the Whitest huetopias, the skin-tight, labia-compressing yoga pants are everywhere. Where da sluttily-dressed White women at? In White neighborhoods. What’s going on here?
I have a thought. Striver White women soaked in a lifetime of feminist tankgrrl indoctrination dress to attract alpha males (while having to deal with the risk of sending the wrong advertising signal to beta males), and they dress to flaunt the power inherent in their number one asset (their figures, culminating to a point at the mons pubis). In White neighborhoods filled with hirsute hipster goons concealing weak jawlines, White women feel unrestricted freedom to flaunt their creases and cracks. This freedom makes them power-drunk, and they love the torment (or thought of it) that they can cause to erupt in the silent skullcases of fearful beta males ogling them from a safe distance.
In the blacker zones, this strategy doesn’t work. Way too risky. Black-on-White women rape is epidemic (leftie White women know this even though they’d never admit it). A darkpool of dindu nuffins loitering on a street corner, veins coursing with the liberating elixir of low impulse control, will not let a yoga pants sloot, with looks that shame the mammoth black beasts the brothers are used to boffing, walk by unmolested. One thing blacks don’t do: cast sidelong, shy glances from a distance while pretending not to notice the lingerie show strutting down the street. They will let a slutty White women know, in so many jungly hoots and howls, that her goods are the sheeeeiit, and they intend to sample them.
Naturally, there will be no White hipsters to white knight for her. And justifiably so. What noodle-arm would risk a five-on-one swarm because he stood up for the honor of some cunty careerist feminist White woman who thought it would be a good idea to display the contours of her vagina to the Congo line?
This, of course, scares feminist White women. Scares them enough that they shelve the yoga pants in favor of more modest attire when blacks are a significant part of the outdoors scenery. Then, in their spite and resentment and bitterness at having to concede the core reactor of their female power to a stronger force (naggers), they will go home and spew a river of Tumblrrhea about misogynist, racist White guys who oppress the POC.
One solution to this impasse: White beta males can start hitting on yoga panties and make them pay at least a small psychic cost for their skanky exhibitionism. The results of shifting White women’s expectation bias are a positive development for White men: Either a more chaste White womanhood emerges that defers as obsequiously to White men as to Machete-Americans, or White betas start scoring more poon which boosts their confidence and swagger and thereby coaxes some respect from the SWPL White women who for now can only spare their respect for the urban orcs that forcefully extract it from them.
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Damn you! Had to use my phone otherwise I woulda had it.
Good stuff
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Stare at it with a quizzical look on your face, pause for effect, then “Do you shave that camel toe?”
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Obvious variations, such as, “You got any tats/peircings on that camel toe?”
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“Sorry, I was just trying to make out that tattoo on your camel toe, but the yoga pants are a little baggy on you…”
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“You know, if you’d wear white yoga pants [instead of black], then I think I’d be able to read the tattoo on your camel toe.”
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Sound theory. It stands to reason. I wonder how many though would want the dindu to ravage them even in their modest apparel? Or is that why they’re so full of hate for themselves since they fantasize about it and feel dirty for thinking as such?
Also, Bartholin is new to me and I’m glad I know it now.
CH, ever the educator!
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OT: CH, I see in your Twitter feed you’ve got a devoted fan in that “pain” person or such and I can’t help but think this pain is a woman. Her tweets to anything to write read as such
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This post should have been heavily laden with illustrative pictures.
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Beat me to the “this thread is worthless without pix” gambit.
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Here’s a sample. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4a/8e/fb/4a8efba91c347c8a702e6abbf68f6d9a.jpg
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YUCK.
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Yoga pants and athletic tops have become ubiquitous for White women around here. Not just young, fit girls, but older and fatter women, too. Yoga apparel makes overweight women feel as if they look athletic.
I live near a yoga studio that specializes in ‘hot yoga,’ so we get a lot of cute, sweaty chicks walking around in yoga pants.
I can’t say I mind.
Maybe White women will stop wearing yoga pants when it becomes apparent that all those plastic toxins in synthetic clothing are killing people off?
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“Yoga apparel makes overweight women feel as if they look athletic.”
yep, same reason they wear college sports gear, jogging suits, hiking sandals or running shoes, north face/columbia, etc. they think it makes them seem fun and sporty. i travel to the portland area sometimes. that’s all they wear. and believe me, none of those chicks are doing any sports.
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I’m the exact same way. Whenever I see fatties walking around in “workout attire” I’m thinking to myself; “You aint foolin anyone honey”.
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I heard an older woman describe them as “the pants that make you look like a sausage”. I lozozl a bit.
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One would think fashion-conscious females would be painfully aware it just doesn’t work.
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Good post LBF.
“Maybe White women will stop wearing yoga pants when it becomes apparent that all those plastic toxins in synthetic clothing are killing people off”
Yep. Right after they put down their cellphones as it was recently reported that the cellphones themselves can cause cancer.
I saw that on MSN.com, not a tinfoil site. Just the other day in fact.
Of course the cellphone industry says their products are perfectly safe even for children as young as 3.
At one time in America, athletes and doctors endorsed cigarette smoking as healthy.
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Prefer tight blue jeans and a white blouse with two buttons unbuttoned. Must have the appropriate figure, though.
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Seriously, though, I prefer sheer nylons with stiletto heels. It’s a pity that women never wear nylons anymore. It makes their legs looks so sexy. I’ve heard they still wear them in Asia and Europe, though. More proof that American women are trash and slobs.
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Jeans like this didn’t exist when Conway wrote that song.
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Nothing like a sundress with a peekaboo top.
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I’m with you…I prefer sun dresses on women. To me, nothing is more feminine to me than a low-cut dress that shows off an ample bosom and (hopefully) long legs.
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Blouse? Nobody wears a blouse anymore. Or slacks either.
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White jeans on a good body is wonderful
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For some reason, this post prompts me to remind ya’ll that practicing game on black women as a white man is lotza fun. Their expectations for white guys are really low, they enjoy the attention, and they don’t anticipate a white guy pressing beyond an initial pleasant greeting, which handicaps their anti-game
It makes for fun repartee.
As an added bonus, there’s no approach anxiety.
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There’s no approach anxiety for a turtle, either. But the turtle won’t steal your wallet, stab you with a pen knife, and “accidentally” give you mocha-colored niglets.
Not worth the danger rape!
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I’m not suggesting approaching a ghetto-girl in a ghetto -although that might have some dangerous entertainment value.
Also, I’m talking game banter practice, not dipping vanilla into chocolate.
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There are LOTS of sexy, feminine, gorgeous black and mulata women in Latin America, and if one wants to indulge in the “exotic”, then places like Brazil, Venezuela, Colombia, Cuba, Puerto Rico, is where is at.
In the US though, no thanks, cause they’re all nasty, high t, man jaw, skanks, with bad attitudes.
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1) Airline ticket prices
2) Despite arguments to the contrary, some US black girls are fairly attractive – though I admit most I’ve met are mulatto
3) I wouldn’t “indulge,” but window-shopping is fun and stress-free
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2) Despite arguments to the contrary, some US black girls are fairly attractive – though I admit most I’ve met are mulatto
Yeah, there’s one that works in the office of my apartment complex I’m getting mad IOIs from that I’m going to try to game soon. She’s a solid HB6: got a lousy figure (tall, skinny and flat-chested) but an adorable face. Kinda a reverse butterface, if you will. And I’ve heard that black chicks are animals in the sack. If that proves to be true, it might just make up for her lack of attractiveness.
Anyway, next time I see her, and she asks me how I’m doing, I was thinking of replying “I’d be doing a lot better if I was staying the night with you tonight, honey.” What does everyone think of that as an opener? I’ve used that line before and women seem to like it, although I haven’t been able to close the deal (I’m new to game.) And while I’m at it, exactly how should I close that deal? Advice from more experienced gamers greatly appreciated.
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@some guy
I would just say, “- I could be doing better if I was somewhere nice having a drink with you, and enjoying your company on this very fine day.”
If she responds with a smile, or a giggle, and some positive verbal response, then there’s your cue to invite her out right there and there.
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RE: ‘Animals in the sack’, see also ‘fuck like animals’…….
Do you realize how animals actually fuck ?
It lasts maybe 2 – 3 seconds.
A male lion, for example, can mate around 80 times a day (!!!) when the females are in heat, for a grand daily total of….5 minutes.
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For added fun, game the Ethnically Challenged females, as a YT male, in full view of her male co-ethnics, and watch them lose their damn minds.
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It’s much more fun to interrupt a black guy gaming a white girl as if he isn’t there. Bonus points if you start the show within full view of law enforcement in your local entertainment district. The look of dismay as you depart with the girl while he departs with the cops in handcuffs is priceless, let me tell ya.
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There is but one reason they do not wear them in the blacker neighborhoods….
say it with me, folks….
especially from the women lurking around the back there….
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rrrr..
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>>>Black-on-White women rape is epidemic (leftie White women know this even though they’d never admit it)
and this is what the college rape epidemic hysteria is really about. and we should not give two shits until they do admit it.
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There’s definitely a reason for the hysteria. I went to high school in a college town, in the 90s, and a sizable percentage of the girls lost their virginity to black “scholarship” students. I’m talking 10-20% dated these guys on the sly in a middle American town.
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BETA boyz will never do this .. its the reason they are BETA’s.
But, if you could reach down into that dark hole (a BETA’s brain cavity) and find their spine / balls .. then you might have a shot.
On the topic of yoga pants .. goodness pours from our crossfit box (pun intended).
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Man, you are right. I remember being on vacation in San Diego, walking downtown with my wife and her hot sister. They were on every corner basically telling them “You look good. I want to fuck you.” I of course, was paralyzed with fear and didn’t say a damn thing.
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.. so your wife is NOT hot? (ಠ_ಠ)

Why is that?
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HA! Gotcha.
.. don´t beat that parrot too much 😉
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In somewhat related news both the (((liberal and cuckservative))) media are calling DT a RACIIIIIST for daring to point out that a card carrying La Raza member and Obama appointee Gonzalo Curiel may be a little bias against him in the Trump U case. I have 2 words.
NO.
SHIT.
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The fact that Gingrich jumped on THAT bandwagon really pisses me off.
The Donald is absolutely right, as if anyone needed to doubt, that one’s blood is going to affect one’s judgment about which particular ox should be gored.
Fuck this gay earth if White folks don’t wake up to race realism… especially with the current mayhem outside of Trump rallies.
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Just when I was starting to like Gingrich, he goes and does something like that.
And the judge released sealed docs and then tried to undo that yet you rarely hear about that.
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I was a bit suprised too, I really like Newt. I guess we should never underestimate the modern inclination of white people to call other white people racist for pointing out that brown people may not have your best interests in mind.
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I don’t trust Newt. His recent acclaim for Trump strikes me as deceptive. I would not be surprised if Newt were an establishment plant trying to subvert the Trump campaign.
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Newt did Trump a favor by showing all of us his true yellow colors so openly. This smarmy weasel is not to be trusted -no VP, no spokesperson, no other cabinet position. He’s a pussy and my little niece could kick his soft ass.
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I disagree. In white SWPL neighborhoods, the mothers with good figures in yoga pants are showing off to outcompete… other mothers with not-as-great-post-childbirth figures. In our lily-white suburban town, we have the “yoga moms”, and the “runner moms,” both of whom are subspecies of the SAHM with an advanced degree who will do whatever she can to ensure their 2.1 offspring are perfection. (And they are further in competition with the smart working moms, whose guilt checks they need to subsidize whatever is the charity of the day). If they go to a vibrant neighborhood, they really don’t give a crap what the POC think about their hard-earned figures.
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Very good point about competition. It’s a real statement that she works out, is a gym girl and is active. Combine that with horn rim hipster glasses ‘I’m edumacated, read the health tips and programming articles that ((other people)) promote in my Facebook feed. 2 decades ago the clarion call was ‘I’m grungy, do drugs and rebel against my parents’. At least it wasn’t so transparently self-obsessed.
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In the uber-white small cities of the Midwest and Great Plains, the skintight cameltoe crack-of-the-ass look extends WAY below the age of consent, often below the age of puberty. Occasionally even with a father present.
I imagine that once the Mohammedans that Lutheran Fambly Circuses imports to our area reach a critical mass, the dress code will change. Maybe the CornCUCKs will even start dying their blonde hair brown?
It’s really no wonder that immigrants from conservative lands think all Western women are sluts – they’re wearing the uniform, after all.
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In more masculine areas, female behavior is more modest. In more feminised areas, where “men” do not dare say anything critical to a woman (or God forbid, hit a woman), female behavior is out if control.
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bingo
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Love the article. Words like “congo line” – pure platinum.
Unfortunately, there is only one issue with white (and especially beta) males starting to give a “hoot” so to speak about women presenting in yoga pants.
Whereas the dindus get away with it, white guys will not.
FFS guys have been arrested for manspreading.
Yes we live in a country where a pack of dindus will carry out what amounts to threats and assaults and get away with it but whistle at a tight ass will get you arrested.
That’s why war is coming, and a lot of people have to die, and most of them will deserve it.
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not that i don’t appreciate a nice round ass, but before yoga became a fad, you could be reasonably certain that a girl who wore yoga pants actually practiced yoga and took care of herself.
now yoga pants are everywhere and half the women wearing them really shouldn’t be. e.g., fatties and old washed up hags. not to mention fags.
yoga pants have become a symbol of laziness. they make asses look better and cover up flaws (varicose veins, cellulite, etc.) and anyone can put them on with little effort.
adios, america!
p.s. for femininity, nothing beats a sundress.
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yep, i agree on all points.
and i love a cute little dress on a girl. nothing beats that.
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Sundresses FTW!
That’ll get pitching a tent faster than a cub scout!
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*get me
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I actually thought this skit was hilarious when it came out as I know so many damn women that are always wearing yoga pants and sports bras regardless of the activity and venue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYRENWT8lz8
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that is funny
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angela.balliet@fresnounified.org
email of the principle who made the 3rd grader remove his Trump hat. Smoke this bitch like a cheap cigar Boys.
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Angela Balliet, Fresno Unified
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Tell her we’ve had enough we’re taking our Country back. Get out while you still can you filthy traitor or words to that effect. That would send a rather chilling message to the fence Sitters in Cali.
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Lol, Congo line.
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one of the better CH quips of 2016
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Yup and now I´m rereading the whole damn ting again!
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The type of so-called “Yoga pants” described here are simply exhibitionist’s costumes. There is an alternate style like my wife wears that are full length, loose fit trousers that actually work better than the compressed sausage type. I have done a little Yoga with her and can tell you that constrictive clothing is worse for yoga because it restricts motion and forces you to work harder to stretch and move.
The ideal outfit for Yoga is in reality a set of baggy Rocky Balboa sweats, but none of these women would be caught dead in something like that. It has nothing to do with Yoga, the women wearing those skin suits are simply slut-walking.
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“It has nothing to do with Yoga, the women wearing those skin suits are simply slut-walking”
yup
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Reblogged this on parallelplace.
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Go to Whole Foods or any upscale supermarket on a Saturday afternoon. The yoga pants ladies are begging for it as they shush their cart-apes and stretch to select the freshest kale.
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I spend a lot of time in East Harlem. CH’s description is exactly dead-on.
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I don’t want to see a woman’s ass hermetically sealed in a pair of yoga pants unless she is a 19 year-old hottie.
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In my area, most women who wear yoga- or similar workout clothes do actually work out or at least look like they do.
Personally, I couldn’t care less what she wears, it ain’t the clothes, it’s what’s IN the clothes.
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“White women feel unrestricted freedom to flaunt their creases and cracks. This freedom makes them power-drunk, and they love the torment (or thought of it) that they can cause to erupt in the silent skullcases of fearful beta males ogling them from a safe distance.”
Damn, that hits the bone. I went to the Body World exhibit a (long) while back and caught myself ogling the Ballerina I think the exhibit was called, laid out I guess like a ballerina but to me she seemed like she was just in doggy position. It was oddly erotic. I hope I wasn’t the only person who had that reaction, but I felt distinctly embarrassed looking at her pudenda and enjoying it out of respect of her own modesty notwithstanding she was thoroughly plastinated. There were a few exhibits that were similarly posed with a wink and a nod in my mind.
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Psyche in the Louvre is also a very erotic work. You literally get an urge to screw the statue. The same is true of Goya’s Odalisque.
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I always enjoy the classics
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One of the nicest asses I’ve ever seen was standing in line at the food counter at Costco last year. This blonde woman was probably around 22 and from what I could tell had pants that were painted on. I could pretty much make out the care instructions on the thong she was wearing below. Oh they might have been called yoga pants but they literally looked like body paint, and I’ve seen enough yoga pants to know these were WAY too tight. The weird part is she was with a few young well behaved white kids that couldn’t have possibly been her’s, maybe a nanny.
Here’s the funny part though. None of the men around her could stop staring at her. Most of them had stopped trying to pretend like they were not. Of course I live in a predominantly white, conservative town. Had she tried wearing something like that where I grew up near Ferguson? Let’s just say it would have resembled one of those nature shows where the lions go after the impala.
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How classic that she was likely a nanny, and likely a foreigner. LMAO. So perfect.
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I’ve become alot more aggressive this summer. No reason for some women to dress like they do. First day if sun and not even warm and they are out there. They are asking for it and gonna get it.
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I was at a restaurant yesterday for lunch. Three early 20s girls were waiting to pay, one of whom was a fat girl with a low-cut top with her saggy tits practically hanging out. Saw a fit older dude, 50s-60s, walk into the place, take one look at the fattie, and turn away with a scowl. We laughed.
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I have started scowling at white women with repulsive sleeve and thigh tats as I tell my daughters how disgusting they look and how the Jew brainwashed the sheeple woman to do that to herself loud enough for anyone within 30 meters to hear. Lolzozozoz
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Machete Americans, I like that. How about Django Americans? Inglorious Basterd Americans (dogwhistle points)? Basically, any rhetorical term that punishes white genocide porn.
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Am I the only person here who doesn’t care about the woman writing this drivel and doesn’t believe this purported victim?
Boys, don’t stick your dick in crazy.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/katiejmbaker/heres-the-powerful-letter-the-stanford-victim-read-to-her-ra?utm_term=.tkWjNR8VDg#.quyPwm7Nx6
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No. Email the CNN jewporter pushing this story with links from rational male.
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She will never see reason, only the dick of a man who conquers her. This is the shame of women, that even the purported lesbians crave submission to hard cock. This shame is why no man should pin his hopes on a daughter, and no country may rely on the wisdom of a woman.
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https://therationalmale.com/2015/07/14/our-sisters-keeper/
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I’ll type it again: don’t stick your dick in crazy.
You’ll have better success avoiding crazy if you’re not drunk.
Trump is a winner. Trump doesn’t drink. Stay sober like Trump.
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I didn’t see many yoga pants in cold or “sophisticated” cities of Europe, I did see a lot in Australian suburbia, doesn’t matter if rough or not and also the local abbos seem to like them, as you get closer to the city centre you see less. For me it looked more like lack of style rather than anything else, the city girls with their fine attire look much more sexy.
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London is sophisticated,yet any white suburb (South West) is full of those.
I agree that more conservatives countries like Holland don’t have this shit walking around (cant recall seeing one at all).
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It’s like we all learned from that video put out a year ago by that feminist dipshit who secretly filmed herself getting propositioned by blacks and latinos all over New York: hitting on women in public places is a way to assert dominance. They’re marking their territory.
The fact that women can walk like that in white neighborhoods tells you all you need to know about who the dominant sex there is.
This is also why it was so laughable when the makers of that video claimed they also had hours of video of white men hitting on the girl, but that it got edited out.
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Crazy American Yoga women: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/06/07/yoga-twins-blazed-path-of-destruction-off-hawaiian-cliff.html
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Maybe they just subconciously want the beta males to snap the fuck out of their beta-ness and become men. Personally I think feminism is something a lot of women sort of just settle for. I think a lot of men have self-betaized & the women follow suit. Perhaps as often as it is the other way around.
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Western (in particular american and northern european) men should become more expressive towards women. NOTHING will happen if you cat call a next yoga paints tomorrow.You might be called a creep, but this is it.
America,Britain,Scandinavia should turn into a Sicilian town a la 1965. No yoga paints, no half ass cheeks shorts wearing bitch should feel comfortable parading around, taunting our less successful comrades.
By cat calling a yoga paints you help your brothers.
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Accurate. If a woman walks by you looking slutty, say something, if even just “whassup” or “I like that”. Nothing bad will happen to you. Most likely, she’ll ignore you. She might glare at you. Or, she might give you a little smile…regardless, assert your dominance. It feels good.
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Not just white women. Mexican women bent on “gringofying” are doing it as well.
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Feminists may put black men on a pedestal above all else, but they wouldn’t wear yoga pants in front of them.
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