June 22, 2016 by CH
Birthday Cat is a multi-functional Game changer, capable of flipping girls from cold to hot in an instant. Use judiciously, but never second-guess His Royal Kitty’s pedigree, because Birthday Cat has slain pussies on all social media platforms and in all courtship contexts. The latest delirious victim (somewhat NSFW):
Birthday Cat is the emoji equivalent of “lol”, “gay”, or “bring da movies“. I think he’s even better than those, because girls can’t resist a cute jerkcat.
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I’ll use this on my wife. We’ll see what happens.
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That’s some boldness with asking is she’s into anal right from the get go and her response sounds like she’s more than just into it.
She’s got a decent bum though could stand to do some squats, lunges.
I guess more and more girls are all about the backdoor visits as of late, eh?
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Most likely they know each other already
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I’d appreciate a response 😂😂😂
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bravo
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[…] Birthday Cat Lights Another Cooter Candle […]
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Loving the pause after the pic.
The ass is great imo. I like a little extra.
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A little extra? I thought that was her AND her BFF!
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I sent that bitch a Pusheen. Bitches love the Pusheen.
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dude. they really do. pusheen is a seduction catalyst.
can be used anytime. its like the wild card in UNO. where you can change the color or whatever
…lolz…
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This is not your typical white girl ass. PAWG status
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PAWG for shore!
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pawg
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I’d cum in that ass.
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If you’re wondering what Sorcerygod looks like…..
I am a cross between Emoji Cat and Garfield. Truly.
Well, I just wrote an interesting short story. A minor foray into horror, with a twist ending.
http://www.sorcerygod.wordpress.com
Click on the top posting and stay as long as you like.
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So you’re a pussy
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I suppose the strength of Emoji Cat is its ambiguity. It could mean approval — or disapproval. It could be a kind of mockery, or it could be cuteness without any greater meaning.
That reminds me of a time I was in a dorm university room with a girl who was giving me a place to stay when I was homeless (UBC, West Coast). She was trying to show me her picture album and her deck of magic: the gathering cards, and I was carefully expressionless.
She looked at me, squinting her eyes, trying to make out what I was really feeling. Finally she broke and said: “What? Tell me.”
“I don’t know what to feel about you,” I said.
Is that good? she must have thought. Bad? It leans toward bad, and faint disappoval, doled out sparingly, is good, but it COULD be good. With the solipsism and unintentional vanity of most girls, she’ll lean toward good, but her insecurities will cross swords with her, drifting toward the “bad” interpretation.
After we had sex later on, I kept the light on myself from her neck-table-lamp and off her. I was sending a message: that only I was worth looking at. That’s ambiguity without words.
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shitthatneverhappened.txt
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Lulwut
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INTERVIEW WITH A CRAIGSLIST SCAMMER http://www.infoworld.com/article/3086304/cyber-crime/interview-with-a-craigslist-scammer.html
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Q: Can you give me a little generic background information on yourself? Did you go to school, college?
A: There are no universities where I live. Most people don’t go to college. We don’t have the money or the same opportunities. I went to some school, but I dropped out before the upper grades. My education is my life and the internet. My girlfriend helps with my English grammar. She went longer.
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Q: Any parting words or advice for my readers?
A: It’s getting harder for business people like me to be successful, but if they [the victims] follow the rules it would be very hard for me to be successful. That’s one of the surprises. My friends and I thought we would not be successful for so long, especially with how Craigslist is different now. But there is always someone looking to sell something who doesn’t know the game.
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It’s fascinating, in the Slashdot discussion, how the geeks & nerds immediately focus in on the technical details of the scam, but they are effectively oblivious to the PSYCHOLOGICALS of the scam. https://news.slashdot.org/story/16/06/22/059246/interview-with-a-craigslist-scammer
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Girl is a slut.
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Straight to the point. I like it.
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I’ll leave anal for the feggz but nice ass. Definitely seems a bit loose to me though but hey current year anything goez amirite
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OT: I’m afraid to say that the cucks and the traitors are having their way in our Brexit referendum according to the exit polls. The UK fel a long time ago but we are now even further into the abyss.
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Polls seems like they’ll be open for quite a long time.
Sounds like there’ll be a 50.01% chance they’re forced to stay.
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The timing and method of the MP murder seems awfully suspicious.
Powerful people stand to lose a LOT of money if UK chooses Brexit.
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By the way, do your polls break down on gender and racial lines? My money says women and vibrants overwhelmingly vote for more EU cuck (or is it cock?), whereas white men vote out.
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I foresee quite a few vans loaded with ballots getting “car jacked” or suddenly having the trunk fall of/fly open. Miraculously loosing the ballots.
But they´ll probably just do it the old fashioned German way and have “the right people” count and paying extra hard attention only (((valid))) ballots qualify.
Seriously, if you believe we have fair elections in the West..
Good luck and godspeed, son.
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😀 😀 😀
Oh my god Men, I can possibly start to believe in my country again. God bless my fellow shitlords of Great Britain
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This is the first time Rothschild and his Bilderberg puppets have not had their own way in hundreds of years
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Well done, chaps ..
.. well done indeed.
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The beauty of the birthday cat is it’s the game equivalent of the Chewbacca Defense.
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how do you get “birthday cat” on Apple?
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Save the image on your phone
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probably could’ve made fun of her for having the image already saved on her phone of her butt. Or ask her she selfie sticked he ass?
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“Birthday cat lights another cooter candle”…lol. I haven’t stopped laughing at that title since yeserday.
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