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The Coldest Cut I Ever Heard

July 12, 2016 by CH

I used to hang with a guy who was a natural ladykiller, and a borderline sociopath. He said what was on his mind, and that meant a lot of fights and a lot of fucks. I picked up some valuable lessons in human social dynamics from him.

He married young, before his pickup powers had gained steam and he realized the full extent of his talents. In time, he cheated with better looking mistresses. The marriage was doomed, but it managed to sputter along for a child-less six years. His wife turned into a spiteful witch hell-bent on revenge. When my natural buddy and I were out with friends, his now ex-wife would sometimes call at 11pm just to bitterly remind him of an unfulfilled issue with the post-divorce allocation of funds or assets.

Anyhow, one time his quasi-stalker ex-wife was invited to the same event he was at, along with his friends and myself. The time since hadn’t been kind to her; she had gained a few and looked to be wearing too much make-up.

She approached, and acid started to spit right away. He wasn’t one to air private laundry in public, so she vented for five minutes while he listened. When she paused to take an angry breath, he delivered a shiv so cold it could’ve turned her into a White Walker.

“If we were never married, I wouldn’t look twice at you today.”

The best shivs are the cuts that find our deepest buried fears, and expose them to the light.

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  1. on July 12, 2016 at 10:42 am The Coldest Cut I Ever Heard | Alt-Right View

    […] The Coldest Cut I Ever Heard […]

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  2. on July 12, 2016 at 10:46 am superpube

    She probably contemplated suicide after that. Savage.

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  3. on July 12, 2016 at 10:49 am Waffles

    lol more stories please

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  4. on July 12, 2016 at 10:57 am Anonymous

    rekt

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  5. on July 12, 2016 at 11:05 am Wrong Side of History

    Age and looks. Go straight for the jugular with these heauxs.

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    • on July 12, 2016 at 6:31 pm electricangel

      I think the proper French spelling is heaux.

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  6. on July 12, 2016 at 11:06 am mendo

    Brutal. Love it. How strong was his alpha stance? I can just imagine him staring her down as he delivered those words, shoulders back, chest out, mild shit eating grin on his face, just enough to let her know what he knows

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  7. on July 12, 2016 at 11:09 am Lichthof

    More of these field reports please. Too much politics of late.
    Incidentally how physically fit was your friend?

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    • on July 13, 2016 at 1:13 pm farmlegend

      Even a colder shiv if he were a fat slug.

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  8. on July 12, 2016 at 11:11 am Each Pond Gone

    “The best shivs are the cuts that find our deepest buried fears, and expose them to the light.”

    Proof that such cuts are munitions pre-handcrafted by the ‘Overseer Upstairs.’

    I also have a sociopath compadre who’s always shuffled through women like he does poker cards. Often he’s institutionalized, which he once drunkenly admitted he frequently helps facilitate consciously. Provisional R.O. Thumb:

    Asylum > Present American Women

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  9. on July 12, 2016 at 11:53 am tickletik

    He is like the farmer who could get any piece of property but had no idea what was worth getting or what to even do with it once he got it. Then when he finally ran it into the ground he blamed the property for his own failed management.

    Or a ruler that takes over a country and then civil wars break out, such as under Henry iV and the Welsh rebellion. Or a rancher that gets a herd of prime cattle and then they all get sick or broken. Or a father who’s oldest son turns gay.

    I am not saying Im better, hell I can’t get what he got, and at least he tried. I have no problem with his mistresses, some men need that and I can respect that. But what he said is not ONLY a shiv, it’s also effectively a bitter admission of failure.

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    • on July 12, 2016 at 1:58 pm plumpjack

      yes. a better man wouldn’t need to rub her face in her own shit. he’s indulging in butthurt and burning bridges instead of making her into an ally. or, better yet, being a rock she could potentially lean on, as a friend.

      a simple, knowing smile and “o-kayyy…” coming from the alpha-that-got-away cuts straight to the bone, when needed.

      otherwise, you can hide your disdain completely and let her vent. that kind of anger is often a thin veneer over a deep sense of sadness, inadequacy, and longing.

      unless she’s just a bitch. sometimes that’s the beginning, middle and end of the story. in that case, the highest path is to refuse to engage her. with extreme prejudice.

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      • on July 12, 2016 at 2:37 pm quorasdesignatedasshole

        spoken like someone who’s never lived a day in his life.

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      • on July 12, 2016 at 2:43 pm plumpjack

        “spoken like someone who’s never lived a day in his life.”

        o-kayyy….

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      • on July 12, 2016 at 3:22 pm The Spirit Within

        “…he’s indulging in butthurt and burning bridges instead of making her into an ally. or, better yet, being a rock she could potentially lean on, as a friend.”

        You’ve got to be kidding me.

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      • on July 12, 2016 at 3:31 pm plumpjack

        look, faggots. maybe you’ve never crushed a women into the dirt before. try it. it’s not hard. a little shiv goes a long way.

        all I’m saying is watch the heavy handedness. having your milf and eating it too is better than having to choose between over the other.

        maybe I’m speaking to the wrong crowd.

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      • on July 12, 2016 at 8:39 pm Ripp

        lol @ the faggot within.

        ok tough guy. lets hear a better explanation from your 6’2″ nordic transgender jew loving, fact averse ass mouth.

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      • on July 12, 2016 at 10:57 pm Captain Obvious

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    • on July 12, 2016 at 2:25 pm Pwn

      Only losers who never try never fail. Who cares?

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  10. on July 12, 2016 at 12:04 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    Hahaha! Nice.

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  11. on July 12, 2016 at 12:07 pm tickletik

    It’s too bad we have no system in place for men like that to maintain several women. From what I’ve read here, he could very easily have managed her if he had several wives in addition to her. Not just managed but used her as his second to keep the other women and his children in order.

    A waste.

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    • on July 12, 2016 at 12:15 pm whorefinder

      Like on Big Love:

      One for love, one for money, one for sex.

      Bad TV show rape!

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    • on July 12, 2016 at 9:05 pm Colonel Hogan

      @tickletik
      From what you’ve read here? The Shithead Within has a fan.

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      • on July 12, 2016 at 10:59 pm Captain Obvious

        > “The Shithead Within has a fan.” ——— Their cubicles are next to one another in the basement of the JIDF Mossad.

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  12. on July 12, 2016 at 12:14 pm whorefinder

    ….And somewhere, alone in a dark, dank corner, the Faggot Within cried into his lonely red solo cup.

    Nostalgia rape!

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    • on July 12, 2016 at 2:43 pm oink

      *her*

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  13. on July 12, 2016 at 12:21 pm LMJ313

    Stone cold decimation. Love it.

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  14. on July 12, 2016 at 1:28 pm mendo

    OT, but in response to CH’s tweet earlier:

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-12/supreme-court-justice-ginsburg-continues-her-assault-trump-he-faker

    Trump’s really in her head. She’s worried AF!

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    • on July 12, 2016 at 1:58 pm Ripp

      You can just feel the goy hatred beaming out of this old yenta wench.

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      • on July 12, 2016 at 11:00 pm Captain Obvious

        > “You can just feel the goy hatred beaming out of this old yenta wench.” ——– No kidding. (((They))) really really really hate us. Starved to death 10,000,000 of us in the Holdomor – that’s how much (((they))) hate us.

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      • on July 13, 2016 at 2:53 am Glengarry

        From her chambers in Hell, Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg replied to Donald Trump by uttering a medium-length pre-enochian curse, at which a maelstrom of locusts, toads and flies spewed out of her mouth for a full ten minutes. Full interview follows.

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      • on July 13, 2016 at 3:14 am Ripp

        Cap:

        Was reading about the Holdomor the other day.

        Never even knew about it from HS or University. And I went to good schools.

        I only learned about it 5 or so years ago when I found CH and went on my own red pill bread crumb journey.

        its infuriating that catastrophic facts like these are entirely ignored in western history academics. jews have done a magnificient job in owning the eternal victim card and shape shifting the thought-o-sphere of the growing young minds.

        I hope I see the jews exposed en masse before my time ends on this earth.

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      • on July 13, 2016 at 3:20 am Ripp

        @glengarry

        Her and the eye of Soros are mixing their plague poison to unleash on the goyim.

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    • on July 13, 2016 at 2:49 am Glengarry

      Trump is 100% correct in his reply. “I think it’s highly inappropriate that a United States Supreme Court judge gets involved in a political campaign, frankly. I think it’s a disgrace to the court and I think she should apologize to the court. I couldn’t believe it when I saw it.”

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      • on July 13, 2016 at 3:15 am Ripp

        amen.

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      • on July 13, 2016 at 6:18 am Tarl Cabot

        Interestingly, most of the left seems to agree with Trump on this. Of course, they have their own reasons. Ginsburg’s gaffe gave the game away. The left uses the courts to implement an agenda by judicial fiat that they could never pass legislatively. Ever notice that no one ever wonders how the leftist bloc on the Supreme Court will vote? It’s only the “conservatives” whose positions are ever in doubt. Ginsburg and her tribe are political hacks in black robes. The rest of the left is mad at her for letting the mask slip.

        If I could make one change to the Constitution, it would be to end lifetime tenure of federal judges.

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      • on July 13, 2016 at 3:21 pm Glengarry

        Agree in principle, but in practice not sure what’s worth saving at this point.

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  15. on July 12, 2016 at 1:49 pm Ripp

    “The best shivs are the cuts that find our deepest buried fears, and expose them to the light.”

    This.

    The howling societal projections of post-fertile women need to hear these things.

    With women, all of their dating/sex life fear stem from rejection of their beauty (by a valued suitor) or loss of their beauty (through aging).

    A shiv along those lines delivered at the right time, by the right person, can help course correct a broken soul.

    I have no doubt that shiv helped her make some better changes in her life.

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  16. on July 12, 2016 at 2:35 pm The Coldest Cut I Ever Heard | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  17. on July 12, 2016 at 3:27 pm Anon

    Amazing what true observations can do.
    Truth & Beauty ftw

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  18. on July 12, 2016 at 5:04 pm oldfury

    this is old school chateau content more please!

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  19. on July 12, 2016 at 10:05 pm Driver

    I couldn’t agree more with this one. With women, especially any of the ex wives, girlfriends, etc…I’ll usually go for the age, weight or looks. The key is to know which one they are struggling with the most (weight is a pretty reliable one).

    I’ll make a comment about one of the three or if the timing is right, a younger model will wander into the scene and I’ll divert my attention to the younger, hotter model. It pisses them off to no end.

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  20. on July 12, 2016 at 11:17 pm Mean Mr. Mustard

    A line that was delivered by a twenty something shitlord to a cougar that approached him at a bar.

    … Come back when you are twenty years younger.

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  21. on July 13, 2016 at 12:15 am George

    Bitter, aging celebrity man-jaw doesn’t understand why being a wife and mother is so important: https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/jennifer-aniston-is-not-pregnant-shes-fed-up-230435857.html

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    • on July 13, 2016 at 12:42 am Mean Mr. Mustard

      Another (((special little snowflake))) malignant cunt flapping her whore mouth.

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    • on July 13, 2016 at 5:02 am Hulegu Khan

      Wow. In the interview Jennifer says , ” yeah, maybe I’ll have kids someday”. The Hamster doesn’t know it’s 47 years old?

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      • on July 13, 2016 at 9:16 am oink

        is feature not bug. no big loss, tho.

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    • on July 13, 2016 at 9:18 am Scanman

      Jen: “Here’s where I come out on this topic: we are complete with or without a mate, with or without a child. We get to decide for ourselves what is beautiful when it comes to our bodies.”

      Nope, nope, and nope. Lollzzzz

      No matter how hard you and HuffPo try and try and try, objective reality cannot be wished away. Sorry, Jen.

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      • on July 13, 2016 at 2:02 pm oink

        “while selfish womenz at the atalnatic monthly
        cry cry cry
        cry cry cry
        …
        not for the 50,000,000 aborted souls
        but for their dried up ginas and sore assholes”

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  22. on July 13, 2016 at 2:38 am Glengarry

    Excellent closer.

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  23. on July 13, 2016 at 9:42 am Greg Eliot

    By any chance, was this coldest cut ever heard during a summer in San Francisco?

    All seriousness aside, I’m not one for these bone-deep shivs… as many of you will have noticed, from my postings at the chateau, I prefer to kill with kindness.

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    • on July 13, 2016 at 10:34 am plumpjack

      somewhere along the line ‘amused mastery’ became confused with ‘knock her to the ground and kick her teeth in’.

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      • on July 13, 2016 at 1:08 pm Jay

        Agree. A deep cut is unwarranted unless something important is at stake. Otherwise it is cheap sadism.

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    • on July 13, 2016 at 2:24 pm Ripp

      It’s not a tactic that should be employed by everyone.

      Its something I have done many times. Only because I’m single and have always been. I’m very active in the dating/game field. Many at bats. Many successes. Many crazy experiences.

      The way women treat men these days and the overall disconnect from reality, coupled with the fact a simple phone call to cops with lies from a woman can put a man in an awful legal situation- these shivs are in need of being deployed.

      Game has taught me how to have more, and better casual sex relationships, STRs, and LTRs with a variety of desirable women, and also how to manage these relationshios, keep them positive, low cost and minimize any negative fallout.

      The challenge is that some women are far left on the crazy distribution. They cant handle rejection. They cant, not be in control and need to be power hungry ego-cunt self validators. There’s the hitting the wall/scarred from past experiences cunts that have an axe to grind. And this population of women is rising. The other type is the young cuntress who is mostly in need of a stiff backhanded shiv so they’ll get off their iPhags and learn to be more feminine.

      These types of women go around and mow through beta men’s lives, consume resources and god forbid end up raising shitty kids (or are raising shitty kids) and perpetuating the cycle.

      A scathing shiv delivered to a woman at the right time, by the right man, for the right situation is a necessary evil in today’s world.

      I’ve come to accept that I’m one of these men that has been called upon to do this. Its better for humanity of the white race. Ripp is a humanitarian.

      And there are varying degress of shiv-magnitude. A nuclear shiv is not always needed.

      The best shivs are the subtle, logical traps that sting her psyche by forcing her to accept her actions and then reflect on it. And hopefully a momemtum of behavorial change will begin manifesting.

      Sometimes however a tactical nuke shiv is warranted. A shiv that cuts deeper than the scars she already has. It may be her last, best hope of being corrected and back on a path to happiness.

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      • on July 13, 2016 at 2:31 pm plumpjack

        A+ comment, ripp.

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      • on July 13, 2016 at 2:42 pm plumpjack

        only thing I would add is the messenger matters. I have a very intimidating presence. always have. it took me many years to figure out that when I neg a woman it has 10x the soul-crushing power of the same neg delivered by the average guy.

        so where the average guy has to amp up his attitude to get her attention, I actually have to tone mine way, way down. which is why I almost always end up with strippers or girls from Jersey. they seem to be able to handle me. I’m cool with that. mostly.

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      • on July 13, 2016 at 3:47 pm Ripp

        “I have a very intimidating presence. always have. it took me many years to figure out that when I neg a woman it has 10x the soul-crushing power of the same neg delivered by the average guy.”

        Same bro. And with all of the gane experience, psych knowledge and sales experience, add in my physical attributes of being in great shape and good style…I can crush souls if not careful.

        Just by evaluating posture, demeanor and a quick conversation I can size someone up with good accuracy. Flesh out weaknesses and evaluate their energy response. Im not always right, but I think this is a skill and talent that active game practitioners have to continually sharpen.

        I’ve had to learn how to manage it. Ive destroyed some people. I’ve also helped many.

        And yes the messenger matters, in the context of the relationship. If its some broad that you barely know and she is a total cunt to you, best to not respond at all.

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      • on July 15, 2016 at 3:04 pm mas00

        I’ve given a few of these in my life, but I gave one that was so devastating, and soul crushing that this girl would still drop her life if I gave her the word and said let’s be together. Problem was I got hooked by her under a small beta spell, and then regained my flair, and she followed, and followed, and I told her to stop, and she never quite got the message.

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  24. on July 13, 2016 at 11:56 am tomjones

    Too late for her. Wasted her youth.

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  25. on July 13, 2016 at 2:29 pm Dude

    I appreciate the beauty of a nice shiv as much as the next guy, but I’ve generally found that the best response is to smirk to myself and walk away. The lack of a response is truly maddening for them.

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    • on July 13, 2016 at 8:09 pm oink

      Well, there’s always:

      pour encourager les autres

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