WOMAN: Hulking, sullen, traps that could stuff an NFL running back.
MAN: Effete beta, deferential to his wife, smug libfag smirk because he’s proud of himself for signaling his male feminist bona fides. (“Ladies and gentleman…my beard! I wouldn’t be where I am today without him..er, her.”)
COUPLE: Bitter black affirmative action queen who longs for real black man dick, and spiteful tragic hipster gay mulatto who adopted black power identity and hates White people, especially his late mother with the boy’s name and lifelong penchant for fucking District 9 set extras.
CONTEXT: President and First Macaque of the United States of America.
CONCLUSION: WE FUKKED
Beta males, especially those of the cuck variety, have a knee-jerk urge to publicly elevate their wives to positions of influence in their lives that are all out of proportion to reality. Jeb!, Kasich, Cruz…they all did it. A little self-abnegating generosity toward the wife is fine until it turns hyperbolic and comically supplicating. Beta males still haven’t learned that the handicap principle is easy to abuse and backfire on them, and that a man has to show a little alpha gumption before he can safely indulge some oily deference toward women.