Chateau Heartiste has featured snapshots of men executing flawless alpha male poses because these men are lessons to learn from if your goal is capturing the love of women (and the admiration of men). You should, as often as humanly possible, aspire to the alpha male body language aesthetic. Supplicating beta males and bitter feminists may not like it, but the following photos are what peak male performance looks like.
The curious reader wonders what qualifies as the best alpha male body language pose? I’ve culled some pics from the archives and consolidated them here in this post for you, Chateaulords, to determine which iconic alpha male pose is the one the God Emperor would assume, even when taking a dump.
First, a new addition: Michael Caine claiming ownership of a meat-stiffening minx. Note the direction of his gaze, the lean of his upper torso, the delightful choke-hold, and the nascent smirk.
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Next up: Prince Harry.
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Here’s Jason Stratham (in the ideal location for a man to be when he’s got a woman wrapped in his arms…back to a mirrored wall, surveying his kingdom).
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The Brazilian Shitlord (photo cropped by press agents because he had his penis out to taunt the smelly participants at a feminism rally).
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Donald Trump, whose year leading a new American Revolution has provided a master class in various victorious alpha male poses.
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Steve McQueen, whom many women consider (as much as their hindbrains can take under consideration anything of a primal nature) the iconic coolasfuck jerkboy.
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Birthday Cat, because no matter how hot or bitchy or manipulative the girl, this cat keeps his cool.
The voting:
You really love Birthday Cat, eh?
Always brings a smile to my face
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Birthday Cat is the leading contender for alphadom. But — *Greg Nikolic raises finger* the only way to decide which one is the TRUE alpha male is to have an 8-way cage fight between the lot of them.
Statham would seem to have even money to win, but I believe Michael Caine would be so Cockney-sly that he would cheat his way to victory. And since half of alphadom is all about cheating — shortcircuiting the confused female brain — I give the nod to Caine in the cage match.
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Greg, that would makea good Cartoon. Show us why you’re not ghey.
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“Statham”
And Prince Harry loses automatically because that girl was talking around Harry, not to him
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interesting, you might be right, the perspective to my eyes wasn’t there at first.
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It doesn’t matter, either way he wasn’t going to be listening.
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True. My top three, in no particular order, were McQueen, Caine, and Trump. Statham was close, but even though he has dominant frame, he seemed to into her.
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Michael Caine played an Dark Triad psychopath PUA in a movie called “Alfie”. If it’s ever on Turner Classic Movies, then it’s worth a watch, just to get a sense of what Brits thought of this behavior back in the 1960s, but Pro-Life dudes should be warned that it does NOT have a happy ending.
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My w8fe says the Russian tabloids say he is queer and the lady is a beard. That picture is proof of the opposite to me. Beards don’t get that treatment. I find her stunning BTW. Hat’s off Jason.
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Well he had that s0d0mite kissy-kissy scene with Christopher Reeve, in (((Ira Levin’s))) Deathtrap, which kinda destroyed the entire Michael Caine aura for me. But back in the 1960s, and into the early 1970s, Caine was a pretty huge star.
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Do not click on this link
https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&tbm=isch&q=MICHAEL+CAINE+CHRISTOPHER+REEVE
Do not click on that link
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That’s Pippa,is it not? Sure looks to me like she’s smitten with Harry…
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She has English jowels. Hat tip to our beloved troll UKIP.
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This is a tough one but I’ve always had a thing for Jason Stratham. In a … you know … manly way.
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Feel you there brah
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Guys voting McQueen are really voting for that ass.
I voted Brazilian because let’s face it: that took crazy big balls.
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It took the coroner 3 hours to wipe the smile off his face.
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I voted for McQueen because I like that picture and because of CH’s original analysis to the photo.
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I voted for McQueen because I like that ass
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The StrapOn Within: “But McQueen is FACING the camera…”
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Me too. Only one not famous. Brazilian guy is the correct answer. Other than Trump.
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Funny that many of you like her ass…I don’t…not round enough no meat to grab, her hips are not curvy enough…
I was gonna say she has a man ass but I would insult too many of you ;-P
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Penis!
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voted for harry but in retrospect they’re all pretty cool.
but you know what, only Donald’s doing it without an adoring chick plastered on him. It’s sort of unfair, the comparison. Most of the dudes are being (posed in some?) with a girl and showing composure. They’re not shown alone in a crowd showing zfg. Well, not unfair but apples to oranges.
We’ve seen trump with zero hover hand, girl in arm posture.
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Most of the dudes are being (posed in some?) with a girl and showing composure. They’re not shown alone in a crowd showing zfg.
What about our dago friend undergoing the Feminasty Two Minutes Hate?
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yeah, brazillian bro is surrounded by harpies with a smile on his face. Can’t be more exposed than having your dick out.
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The Brazilian man knows that Anger is the Gateway to their hearts. That one up front with the yellow air horn is pretty sexy too.
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In related news, apparently someone in academia thinks Trump has it in the bag.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-is-headed-for-a-win-says-professor-who-has-predicted-30-years-of-presidential-outcomes-correctly/ar-BBwx9WT?li=BBmkt5R
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It’s American University… it’s to academia what Chinatown is to Broadway.
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I keep that pic in my phone gallery to send to a womyn who gets all shrieky and stupid because I’m failing to be an obedient beta. I’ll let you guys know what happens. Can’t wait.
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It will work well. I have always been an obstinate pain in the ass for my women. They still love me.
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Wife says the other day while out for a drive about something – a little bitchy – “that’s right, you have to be in control. You’re so controlling.”
I said “don’t forget domineering.”
She cracked up.
Obstinance for the win.
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Gotta go with birthday cat. No other cat has done so much for us. He’s a hero
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With such photos how often is it the case that the subject is a bona fida Alpha Male, and how often is it that the photographer has captured them in a pose that either they or their editors decide (subconsciously or otherwise) that these are the poses that people want to see, because people want to believe that their celebrity gods and heroes are such men?
[CH: i would only say in response to your question and how this all relates to the rules of the sexual market: it’s a difference without a distinction.]
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No Tsar Putin?
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Wodka is good!
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Its not Vodka. He wouldn’t drink Vodka that way in a posed photo with traditional clothes. He would be drinking a tea spiked with it or a mulled wine. European cultural lesson number 876.
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http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/real-estate-developer-donald-trump-annouces-intentions-to-build-a-100-picture-id514344984?s=594×594
Easy choice. Donald Trump wins on principle alone.
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exactly. actions behind the look and words. his appeal to the ladies is secondary to his mission.
and the fact that liberated women hate him is another tell of his alphaness (like Brazilian Shitlord).
the GQ look may pass for alpha in a photo, but when the camera is gone there’s only actions to measure. Trump slays dragons IRL.
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[…] Alpha Male Body Language Face-Off […]
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Birthday cat definitely has strong inner game, since unlike most of the rest, he isn’t a prince or a movie star or a billionaire or anything. Lacking any external validation factors on which to hang his ego, it is quite impressive the way he is able to stand proud and aloof as if he nonetheless had them.
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Two facts:
Trump’s body language puts lionesses in heat.
Obama never displayed alpha body language. Peevish princeling posture is his max.
[CH: “peevish princeling” aptly describes the gay mulatto. all snark, no substance.]
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Both Obama and W cross their legs like a woman when sitting. I promise you Trump does not.
The fact that W crosses his legs when sitting proves neither merit nor manliness has anything to do with (((achievement))).
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Remember that stone faced alpha denying his woman a nibble of his ice cream on the jumbotron?
I bet they’re still happily in love today.
[CH: and if they’re not, i bet she remembers when they were in love like it was yesterday.]
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And he now is with a hotter girl!
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Since this is an alpha/beta post, word on the street is the Cruz is set to endorse Trump finally.
Guess his conscious got to him.
But it got me thinking how apoplectic and bat shit crazy Amanda “daddy” Carpenter must be right now.
Once again, best election ever
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Cruz just did endorse.
I think The Donald campaign has some aces up their sleeve. And each week were going to see some masterful moves on the chessboard.
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I’m hoping he has some fresh dirt from Wikileaks to be deployed in mid-debate, leaving Illary gawping like a fish before she has to duck out via another “fainting spell”.
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I desire to see Glenn Beck’s cuck sadface when he heard that news…
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After that half-ass rubbed cheetohs on his pasty phiz, the only place I want to see his face is at the Post Office.
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Amanda’s vaj dried up after the “Leave Heidi the hell alone!” incident.
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Guess his conscious got to him.
It may have been over the ICANN handover issue. Both Cruz and Trump are vehemently against it.
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Cruz just sees the direction the Train is running and wants to save his putrid ass.
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If that half-a-spic ass has just gotten on board when the train was leaving the station, rather than hobo-hopping it now, he could have gotten a slot on the Supreme Court.
Now he’ll be lucky to get a seat as a county judge.
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Caine, but it was a tough choice, the top three are a tight group.
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Yeah, that Caine photo is solid. She’s loving every minute being in a headlock
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I went Caine too with indeed a strong hesitation re the top three. There’s something slightly less cocky than McQueen here that settled the deal.
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Is there anything more Alpha than deciding you’re going to be the next president, and then actually doing it? While effortlessly knocking out the entire Republican party in the process?
[CH: and having the much younger beauty melania as a wife? no there is not anything more alpha than all that.]
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Plus being a beloved father figure to beautiful and talented children, having your name on golf courses and skyscrapers, and (the cherry on top of the triple-decker sundae): A star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. No wonder the H8ers can’t restrain themselves from vandalizing it! Nietzsche called it “ressentiment”: the hatred of the base man for the noble man. Hillary will get the SJW Femslobs; Donald will get the babes. He always does.
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I voted for Trump.
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The Donald FTW. Relevant given the times.
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And that was after he had won the NH primary, his first of many to come.
I’ll be taking the entire day off from work or working from home the day of the election to soak it all up.
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OT: Right Side Broadcasting’s pre-game show in Chester is a shitlord show. Kids in “adorable deplorable” shirts. Bros in tanktops calling out internet censorship. Some uber-Jew even name drops Soros as funding BLM and the Euro invasion.
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Yo even PedoBear shows up at 1:54:50 just sayin
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Shit, saruh, speaking of “pedobear”, some creep once said:
“Fag or not … both of his daughters get the Pedobear stamp of approval.”
on February 8, 2016 at 9:37am (“Marco Roboto”)
Oh hey, that was you! That’s funny, saruh. You recently humblebragged that many people in your life have called you “evil”.
Boy, now I really hope you’re a Jewess. Probably so– but I’m also being charitable, since if you really are a biological male, well . . .
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Damn… remind me never to commit a crime anywhere near the environs of Schloss Somesuch.lzozlzolzo
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“Wrong. Trump will just shrug it off like he does everything else. This is the age of absolute unaccountability. Did you watch the Commander-In-Chief thing last night? “I didn’t mean it that way, I didn’t say that, well there will be exceptions,” etc. etc. etc. He’ll say something like, “Well I tried to build it, but it cut across so many different zones — private property, national parks, etc.” And he’d be right, of course. It would take the entire Army Corps of Engineers and who knows what else, all working together, round the clock, to get it done in just four years. Humanly possible? Absolutely. Probable under Trump or anyone but Hitler or Stalin themselves? Not really.”
Damn, saruh, what kind of asshole would say something like that and rain on your Trump parade?
Oh wait. You said that.
September 8, 2016 at 11:11am “Open Borders Update”
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Hey saruh, what’s this?
“Yep. West Virginia … most fat people, went red two decades ago. Coal, lots of white people.”
February 8, 2016 at 5:41pm (“Obesity and Declining Patriotism”)
You had just been telling Greg about living in Vermont back in January, then you were talking about living in Tampa, and just here you answered a comment about Southern states and obesity as if, well, you lived in West Virginia.
Since you came back in the last month or so after your absence you claimed you’d moved again.
And just in the last day or two you started talking as though you’ve LIVED in France.
No law against moving frequently, it’s just–curious.
Why did you namedrop Phnom Penh the other day? Have you actually been there? Why would you go there?
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Some of us take breaks from the internet for real life, boy. You should try it – instead of obsessing over shit I say here.
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“Some of us take breaks from the internet for real life, boy. You should try it – instead of obsessing over shit I say here.”
If you don’t want to step in your own shit, saruh, don’t shit on the lawn.
Take a permanent break
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I stand by everything I’ve ever said here, kid. You ain’t shit.
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Oh well, maybe I’m just imagining things? After all, “uh”, you said:
“Once at a bar, a knockout black girl sauntered up to me and started flirting heavily (I love their frankness) while I was eating a huge pile of chicken wings like a dumb mook. Black mini-dress, flawless dark skin, excellent shape, big tits, long natural hair that she had straightened. Best part … very light brown eyes.
After touching me a couple times, she starts bragging about her new job at a law office and her new condo. I know she was qualifying herself, but my will to bang departed immediately. Two scenarios: I have to see her fucking condo, or she has to see my spartan rented room.
I also like the frizzy-hair urban hipster black chick (under 125lb). Got it on with one once, the hair — the fucking hair drove me insane. Caramel colored goosebumps will finish you off quick, man.”
February 27, 2016 at 7:49pm (“White Men with Black Women”)
Though it all sounds rather lavender, you lay it on so thick. Shit that didn’t happen?
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Holy crap, uh, listen to this vicious anti-Semitism!:
“Wait a second guys .. her being Jewish doesn’t mean all Jews are
aw fuck it. Kill em all.”
February 29, 2016 at 4:48pm (“The Age of Treason and Open Borders Genocide”)
I think you’d better have a chat with this “uh” person about their raging anti-Semitism, uh; I mean, we know how you hate sweeping generalizations against J*ws!
You accuse us at large of making them all the time!
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“Pet store looking for flea stuff for animal. Wave down a slender young ginger with excellent hip sway. Pretty but not enough to be full of herself. She says over here, I follow, automatically opening.”
February 28, 2016 at 5:34pm (“One Glaring Difference Between Alpha Males and Beta Males”)
That’s kinda a weirdly nonspecific noun, “animal”. You mean dog? Cat? You go on to tell us this girl has cats, but you never claim to have a cat.
It’s not like a gerbil or something, is it?
Is that why you don’t want your hot black hookups to see your Spartan rented room?
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Lucius Somesuch has begun to study the Source Code.
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Be careful, my friend, because if you become too proficient in Source Code, then, cum The Troubles, Agent Tamir Pardo will target you for termination.
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Mmmm. I saw the most shaggable negress in the gym.
I had to repeat the 14 words to return to equilibrium.
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The following was published on Politico several months ago by journalist Tucker Carlson…….
“About 15 years ago, I said something nasty on CNN about Donald Trump’s hair. I can’t now remember the context, assuming there was one. In any case, Trump saw it and left a message the next day.
“It’s true you have better hair than I do,” Trump said matter-of-factly. “But I get more pussy than you do.” Click.”
[CH: it’s really gratifying knowing that these trump anecdotes, and this zfg alpha facet of his personality, must drive thecunt clinton into a frenzy of impotent feminist grandma rage.
and why does it drive grandma into a rage? because it reminds her of her cheating husband and her very very public humiliation.]
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must drive thecunt clinton into a frenzy of impotent feminist grandma rage.
“Then why am I not 50 points ahead, you might ask?!”
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Said no one ever… except Hillary.
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Getting the slip from an old alpha cad yet again. Seizure Granny just can’t win.
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God has a sense of Humor.
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I remember that article, I had read it the day it came out. I saved it in my bookmarks.
Trump always has the best replies.
He will pulverize Hillary.
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McQueen for the Win! Still the gold standard but damn Trump is alpha as fuck for 70 year old
Here is a picture of young Henry Rollins being admired:
I found the red pill almost 2 years ago. I can never give enough thanks to the anonymous men who helped me in my journey to truth.
Anecdotal proof/endless thank you to CH:
One time about a year and a half ago one of my plates was over hanging out when a few buddies showed up unannounced. We were all hanging in the garage drinking. One of my buddies snapped a picture I didn’t notice he had taken. He sent it to me later when he remembered. I will never forget the moment he texted me that picture. It was proof that the teachings expounded by CH and other PUAs were real and undeniable. Yeah I was dating several girls and flirting everywhere I went. Yes I was following the Sixteen Commandments of Poon and getting a major return on my investment in myself. Life was good.
But that picture made the hairs stand up on my neck. The picture my friend took showed me laughing with one of my buddies. In the far background, not part of the conversation and at the moment unknown to me, my plate was watching me with intense admiration and desire. She had identical body language/eyes/facial expression as the girl in the rollins pic above. I was dumbstruck. And I was thankful. Thank you CH.
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Hey gave it all up when he shrilled against Emperor Trump.
He’s just a wanna be SJW
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Rollins strikes me as a true head case—whenever he’s ranting, he’s got the crazy eyes, a la Elizabeth Warren or some true believer commie whacko or some suicide bomber right before show time.
I think if he didn’t have his clear mental problems he’d be a shitlord. But he’s just a nut with a talent, as far as I can tell.
Henry Rollins rape!
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Rollins wants to be a shitlord but is too invested in Lefty causes and memes to move beyond it, so he’s this weird undeveloped proto male in a 54 year old body. DC is ultimately full of conformists.
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Why don’t you post your picture as proof?
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Slow day?
Ain’t y’all got enough names on the list yet?
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Priceless OT: http://www.nytimes.com/video/us/100000004667027/video-keith-scott-police-shooting-charlotte.html?smprod=amp®ion=img
Rakeyia Scott’s video of the shooting. She uses the “sassy black woman” tone to berate the cops. Unreal.
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Brits make up 50%. Who knew they were so alpha?
[CH: old school brit men weren’t lacking in alphatude, especially the ones with a little working class in their blood. the chavs of today may be lost and prone to wiggerism but they carry that english shitlord gene in them.]
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At one point in history, the rest of the world knew they were.
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Brits are the opposite of Russians: very attractive men, not-so-attractive women.
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Perhaps that explains le vice Anglais?
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I voted birthday cat, but McQueen and Alfie are both stellar.
It’s too bad Caine never got to play James Bond, he would have been a good fit, in the Sean Connery mode.
What might have been rape!
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Never thought of Caine as a Bond-type, but in seeing that picture he could have pulled it off.
Heck, even his brief stint as Austin Powers’ dad comes across as better than what’s been out lately.
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Danny Craig is playing the character as a queer man. The pouty looks, the over-muscled physique, the inability to be seen enjoying being with the women he beds—-he’s pretty much signaling to the homos that he’s open for business.
Contrast that with Connery or Roger Moore, both of whom seemed to genuinely enjoy being in bed with the actresses Bond was nailing.
Homo rape!
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Yes sir, the Caine pic looks pretty cool, hadn’t seen that before.
Nailed it whorefinder. All the fucking comic book movies are to blame, grim and gritty morose motherfuckers brooding for 2 hours. I couldnt stand to watch a single of the new bond movies, craig does not come across as suave or seem to be enjoying any part of being a secret agent with a license to kill. Connery has a level 100 shit eating grin. “Pussy Galore? i must be dreaming…” loloz
Connery was the greatest rape!
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Some of Connery’s greatest hits:
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My favorite Alpha moment by Connery: Bond is talking business on the phone while the freshly-seduced Jill Masterson is clinging to him; he shoves her by the face backward on the bed in mild annoyance, to her delight.
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“Danny Craig is playing the character as a queer man.”
Yep. And the humorless fake-heaviness of contemporary Bond movies is more truly “camp” than anything from 70s Roger Moore– who in fact was quite suave in a Cary Grant/David Niven way. “Moonraker” has some very silly asides, but also weird moments of grandeur like Drax’s poetically worded speech to his minions aboard his space station.
Film scholar Rob Ager has an interesting take on it as an exploration of “multicultural fascism”. He also, correctly, points out that “Die Another Day” and “Quantum of Solace” are, literally, unwatchable.
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Alfie the book – even better
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What’s it all about?
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A remorseless womanizer. Prefigures a lot of shit in game. It’s a play so easy reading.
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There was actually a lot of this stuff in the “Angry Young Men” movement of the 50’s, of which Caine was a fan.
‘Look Back In Anger’ also good — about a gruff working lad living with a semi-posh girl in a tiny bedsit.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angry_young_men
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Alas, yet another jest falls flat! 😦
(((Burt Bacharach/Hal David))) rape
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On a side note: I saw a teleplay version of Look Back In Anger with Malcolm McDowell… nice job, that. I think Albert Finney did it in the movies, but didn’t have the impact on me like the play version.
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@Greg
skypetube has two versions, one with Branagh and another with Burton. Will watch.
and how could anyone miss “what’s it all about”? Odd.
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I thought it might be that. But I skewed literal. SORRY
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Undercover billionaire shitlord was disguised as a feeble shitlib manlet tech geek. Comes out as Trump Supporter.
the nerd libs are going hysterical.
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/09/23/gaming-devs-journalists-predictably-freak-out-over-oculus-rift-creator-palmer-luckey-backing-trump/
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Here’s Luckey’s girlfriend:
Beats Priscilla Chan any day of the week.
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Ms (((Edelmann)))? Hmmm …
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Christ, if you work in ANY facet of the tech industry and don’t support Trump, you deserve the H-1B replacement you’ll certainly get if TC steals the election.
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/20/hillary-clinton-record-on-visas/
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Dell fires 3000 employees then asks for 5000 visas for foreign workers
Dell is not the only company to do that.
Not voting for Trump is insane even suicidal.
http://www.zerohedge.com/print/571955
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Not even close.
The Brazilian.
Look at what he has wrought, and how thoroughly he is enjoying himself.
This is a true IDGAF dude caught in the wild doing what he does best.
Since seeing his picture I have channeled his spirit many times. It has never failed me, and never will.
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Right. Trump is essentially the editorial cartoon version of the Brazilian’s IRL.
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All top notch but McQueen rules. Prince Harry comes in a close second, followed by Trump followed by Statham. The Brazilian dude looks vaguely retarded and Michael Cain is a poof.
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Prince Harry seems impressive at first until you realize he’s just being bored while his chick talks to someone out of sight behind him.
Trump wins here, he’s the only one who doesn’t even “need” a woman. Its all about him.
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To fill out the rest; brazillian guy went out of his way just to get attention from feminist harpies.
Statham is enjoying the attention of the woman a little “too” much.
Michael Caine’s a little too self satisfied there.
Whereas McQueen it’s just another day for him, hanging out in his shorts, hair not brushed possibly not even showered while a hot chick is hanging on him. Nothing worth feeling anything about.
He treats having a hot chick on his arm like you or I would treat having a beat up but reliable old pick up truck.
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Good point. It’s true that the Harry pose is 95% about the woman. If it had been some fat ugly woman hanging on his shoulder, it wouldn’t have been notable. True but not as much for McQueen. Dude is just physically based. Trump can radiate alpha even sans beautiful woman.
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alpha body language in the face of absolute danger is true alpha. so it’s between Trump and Brazilian Shitlord….
i believe that Trump, if he could, wouldn’t hesitate to lead the free world with his c**k out.
therefore, Trump.
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Hercules had it right.
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also this guy:
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the official muh dick logo
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Viking god Frey.
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That looks like an Aubrey Beardsley sketch.
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What culture’s “art” is that? (serious question)
Or is it just one of those “feeeel-theee French postcards”?
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There’s some potential meme material right there.
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Took me a while to pick out that Hercules is throttling Cerberus. But since he has three heads, even better meme material.
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Look at that statue. Now you know why (((modern critics and thinkers))) had to subvert and castrate Western art (starting right after WWI); they fear its great power. And they can’t make it themselves.
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YKW is all upset over this.
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exactly. that’s some powerful imagery. carved from a rock. that’s you white man.
now compare that with the image of pajama boy….
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Degenerate Art
I believe that is a Picasso
(((They))) loved him
Compare that ugliness and crudness to Bernini St-Theresa
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Thank you. Visit the Prado and visit the Hirschhorn. You will leave the Prado deeply moved and awestruck. The Hirschhorn Needs acid to be entertaining.
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Bernini was only 23 years old when he finished
Pluto and Proserpina
The central piece of Villa Borghese in Rome
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Arno Breker’s work is worth a look… if neo-classical sculpture is your dish.
Normally, he would have been a household name, but there’s that stayed-in-Germany-and-was-liked-by-Hitler thing, go figure.
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The three headed beast Hercules is fighting, is liberalism… one head is multiculturalism, one head is feminism, and the last head is…well maybe acceptance of gays and lesbians.
Hercules could be Trump.
Just bouncing ideas around…
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clinton, soros, and…?
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That is how great art Comes to be.
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Prince Harry – whore is fishing for social status
Cain, Statham, McQueen – womanizers
Trump – leader and motivator of nation (men and women)
Trumpening by a margin
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Apex Alpha:
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A Vince Mcmahon gif wouldn’t hurt either.
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Vince Mcmahon Needs to be WH press secretary. That walk strolling out to the press corps would be priceless.
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Ann Coulter needs to be Trump’s WH press secretary.
Any other choice is a distant second.
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@Greg Eliot:
Ann Coulter should’ve been VP, but I’ll take either press secretary or homeland security chief.
Coulter has a pair rape!
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Steve McQueen.
I’m really liking Prince Harry’s attitude.
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She’s just reminding him that he needs to stand at this point. Buckingham Palace is a military parade field 24/7. Anyone who has been to see the changing of the guard would see that. That wasn’t a scold. Old women scowl like that all the time.
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I’m thinking Harry hit the jackpot with Pippa… compare her demeanor and activities thus far to that of that party girl (whore) Diana.
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“Meat-stiffening minx”
lzzzollzzz
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Brazilian dude. He saw the opportunity and seized it. You don’t see that every day.
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Odd. That’s what Trump is doing.
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lol. And you never have any such opportunities, little faggot-gamma. Because you are such a loser.
Faggot-Gamma Within rape!
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http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4354eb9916c68083c5a7576ac7851e0aa79e5ecdeff0cce5049a8dcce707b416.jpg?w=800&h=619
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James Dean
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Yesss
This is who I used to pattern myself after.
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Sean Connery, and the art of ‘the touch’, seducing Ursula Andress on the set of Dr. No. (1961)
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It’s a good thing that she is sitting on a towel, to absorb some of the extra moisture.
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We all admired James Dean… until we found out the director of Rebel WIthout A Cause schtupped him. Allegedly he turn a few queer tricks to get his (ahem) foot in the door of Hollywood.
I’m hoping it’s all just rumor, but I’ve heard it from more than one source.
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Well, “Giant” is just about the worst thing ever– a 3 hour oasis of Technicolor refulgence in search of a storyline, and when it finally decides what it’s about, guess what?
The final shots may well have been the opening salvo of White Genocide. Of course, the book was written by a (((woman))).
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It should be a given that anyone who makes it in Hollywood and didn’t already have family in high places, turned [cough! DiCaprio brad Pit cough!] casting couch tricks. And we’re just talking adult actors here.
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Its worse than that. He used to let them put out cigeratte butts on his ass. He was known as the human pin cushion and the human ash tray in those circles. Remember those two books in the mid 80s called Hollywood Babylon? It’s all in there.
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PA (shudder) is right: you need to assume any male actor in Hollywood with any amount of fame has gone queer for his roles. The people in Hollywood are so desperate for fame, they really will do anything.
Remember, Connery was a bodybuilder early in his career. And we know how many body builders go gay for pay.
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Man, if I found out even Sean Connery put out for the Syna-thedral, I’d… I’d…
Aw, just let it all burn… f#ck this ghey earth.
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“anyone who makes it in Hollywood and didn’t already have family in high places, turned [cough! DiCaprio brad Pit cough!] casting couch tricks.”
yes, and have been vetted as watered-down alphas who can make the cultural Marxist programming a touch more palatable for the entertainment-hungry goyim.
we’re long overdue for some Overton Window-smashing in the art world. it’s time to make art great again. I’m hoping that’s a big part of this next chapter.
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The gay Hollywood Mafia is real. Young ambitious male actors have to jump through their hoops, no two ways about it. Tony Danza was one of Merv Griffin’s young boys and spent weekends with him at hotels. Ryan Seacrest is another. Colin Farrell did the same and so did that new kid Taylor Lautner. Even Clint Eastwood was rumored to have been hooked up in Hollywood by an older gay director, Arthur Rubin.
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I’d trade my virgin asshole for stardom before I’d ever be a shill for Madam Parkinson’s
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Greg,I tried to twig if Nicholas Ray was a Jew,couldn’t find it. But he did direct a huge Jesus movie,King of Kings ( nice title for a Donald movie!) which was notable for showing the Jews version of the crucifixion: it’s all on Pilate. Jews? Ain’t no Jews here…
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Satan loves the film industry.
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The gay Hollywood Mafia is real. Young ambitious male actors have to jump through their hoops, no two ways about it.
The Faggot Gamma within knows from experience rape!
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Well…
Real name Kienzle, of (ahem) German (father’s side) and Norwegian (mother’s side) extraction.
Don’t look like no Viking to me.
Towards the end of his career, “old friends” helped him out:
I’m leaning towards skype. or maybe it was just the queer alliance.
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It is all rumor. The gay Hollywood Mafia is a figment of one’s imagination.
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I will ask God what happened to Pilate when I get the chance. Tiberius had him executed for failing to put down the revolt. I think he was personally impressed by Jesus but wasn’t sure why. His moral compass was pretty good though. He made a good effort to save Christ and my guess is that it was appreciated.
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I HOPE it’s all rumor…
But James Dean getting boinked by Ray, and Ray “awakening Sal Mineo’s latent gayness” is more fire than mere smoke.
And that’s just what has relatively recently come to light as to be opening admitted on even TCM channel.
Or are you denying this as well?
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Glenn Beck needs to SLICE LENGTHWISE.
Glenn, you fat, traitorous lizard, please kill yourself.
Glenn, how is Trump “a progressive leftist” and “Hitler” at the same time?
You are disingenuous slime.
You are not even coherent.
You want Hillary to win, after calling Beta Cruz the next George Washington?
You are STILL fighting Trump and trying to persuade people to elect HILLARY.
You are a retard, and you know dick about the Constitution and the Framers’ true intent, you ignorant, uneducated pig.
You thing TRUMP will cause a civil war. You didn’t notice Obama and your (((handlers))) already started one?
You are an enemy of every white child in the country.
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I’m gonna fuck.his azz!!!
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Breitbart: ‘President Barack Obama praised the opening of the new museum of African-American history in Washington D.C. on Friday for putting the struggle of black Americans in context.
Obama acknowledged that the timing of the museum opening was “fascinating,” referring to the riots in Charlotte, and complained that the images on television lacked the historical context.
“What people see on television and what they hear on the radio is bereft of context and ignores history,” he said during a reception at the White House celebrating the museum. “And so people are just responding as if none of what’s represented in this museum ever happened.”’
IOW, it’s okay to riot because slavery
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Here is one of the exhibits:
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Another exhibit:
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from the exhibit:
“Several zoos, including our own, are set to unveil a new exhibit for the highly excitable Dindu Nuffins! This especially impulsive and unpredictable group of primate is a favorite of our research staff, and we’re now bringing several of them out of the wild and into a simulated habitat enclosure.
Safety: Do not feed, or agitate the Dindus with taunts, sudden movements, books, contraceptives, or large words. In the event you hear one of the mature females bray, “Mah baby din do nuffin,” be alerted to your surroundings, and if applicable, immediately check on the safety of your wife, child, or security of your wallet, as this is generally indicative a crime has been committed by one or more of the female’s offspring. (The park is not responsible for lost, or stolen items)
There’s a strictly controlled habitat proximity barrier in place, but should the Dindus breach the first fence, visitors will be equipped with job applications and college textbooks that should frighten them away. Failing that, there will be armed guards in the watchtowers overlooking the exhibit.”
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@Plumpy:
“If you wish to feed our Dindu Nuffins, you may purchase tokens for the fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda machines located inside the enclosed viewing hall. Do not worry, the glass inside the interior viewing hall is two inches thick, and shatterproof. We tested it out in several fast food establishments in Dindu Nuffin native habitats. Also, please keep all valuables out of sight, as it agitates them. Remember to also please keep your White privilege in check, to prevent a total chimpout Finally, if you look toward the back wall of the exhibit, you will see that some of the females of the species is in heat, signifying this to the males with a primitive mating gyration.”
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I don’t know why Trump doesn’t just keep pointing to Butt Nekkid and asking, “Do you really want four more years of this? If so, just vote for Hillary.”
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I’ve always liked these two:
Not much alpha posturing, because they were pretty happy.
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yeah, i think they were a pretty good match for each other. seemed pretty happy up until he passed away awhile back.
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One of my favorites:
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2247228/thumbs/o-SOPHIA-570.jpg?5
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That’s really what its about.
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Watch The Long Hot Summer for some good ol’-fashioned red-pillery… and to see how the chemistry between Newman and his wife transferred to the silver screen… with extreme prejudice.
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That’s how beautiful White children are made.
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Voted for Michael Caine because you can’t beat his acting.
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if there’s two things I can’t stand, it’s intolerance and Belgians.
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@Haven: lolzzzz!
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I am surprised Birthday Cat is not in the top spot. When has he ever failed? Jason Statham really does not have an unattractive wife, she’s something else to look at, mad respect. Can’t say i know too much about mcqueen or michael caine, they were before my time. it’s somewhat kitsch to show any sort of support in public for the royals for some reason also, can’t remember why. brazilian guy is a mad man.
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You can’t maintain the pretension of being one of them or fit to be in your mind, if you fawn over them.
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definitely some of that, also don’t want to come off as a social climber. but additionally, i think the left has done its very best to dethrone them. we can’t have ‘equality’ so long as there is that great black spot on the agenda which is the monarchy.
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Johnny Redux – Re-post the pic of the blonde in the Calais fugie camp.
It encapsulates one of the biggest problems western men have today and no amount of micro-analyzing why MOVIE STARS and ROYALTY are successful with beautiful women (duuuuhhhh….) will fix it.
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“I sit on your face, and you get a cookie. Understand?”
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@Wolfie. Back by popular demand, I give you LeCunt:
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/04/21/my-wife-and-i-are-white-evangelicals-heres-why-we-chose-to-give-birth-to-black-triplets/
… woh
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Traitors.
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Predictably like sunrise, “beautiful” comes up in the first sentence to describe the unnatural issue. Nobody calls a normal child “beautiful.”
I don’t rule out such freakshow articles being agitprop fabrications.
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Eh, I’ve run into people like that in real life. This one is Onion-tier cuck though.
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Trigger warning please!!!!! There is galactic level cuckoldry in that article!
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Birthday Cat is the essence of game.
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Here’s a good one.
Bobby Knight and Donald Trump trying to AMOG each other in this pose.
Bobby did the alpha wraparound on Trump’s shoulder, and Donny didn’t want to be punked like that. So he reached across in an awkward alpha forearm-grasp. Two great moves, to be sure, but not when matched against each other.
Bobby also has the downward angle on his hand grasp, indicating dominance.
I’m a big Trump fan but I’d have to say Bobby Knight pwned him on the alpha body language in this shot.
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Hey, even the monkeys fall from trees, on occasion.
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Nope, Bobby looks like he’s been pawned…stressed, nose down, hand bent at an awkward angle.
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Yes, and TheDon knows it, by the look on his face. He is not used to running into many Alpha males at his own level, let alone a natural Super Alpha. Shit happens.
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Bobby will be “at [Trump’s] own level” after Bobby’s acquires a ten-billion dollar empire, 25,000 employees, and nomination to the presidency of the united States. Otherwise he is just LARPing at some level like the rest of the PUAverse. I think y’all call it “try hard.”
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There’s a girl I know who regularly rubbernecks whenever we pass each other. Maybe CH will comment on that. Is it a crush? Inquiring minds want to know.
Also, maybe he will comment on another girl’s tell-tale signal. I met her (late 20s HB7) last Fri. night, danced with her, taught her a dance, led her and introduced her to Mrs. Gamer (but they already knew each other from class). I taught this girl a dance she didn’t know…she followed VERY well (an intermediate dancer) which is typically a signal that a girl finds you VERY interesting…I passed her in a hallway and, when she saw me, her eyes widened a couple of millimeters (believe it, I stuck a gauge on it, yareally I did, lol) and she briefly held her breath. Is that enough to go for a kiss and do I deny kissing the girl if Mrs. Gamer sees me kissing her? lol
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Tried to pick one. Couldn’t do it. Isn’t it awesome that we have all these examples of Alphatude?
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Trump is pathetic and gross to women, other than ones like the Miss Universe contestants whose job it is to hang on him. Anyone who, in essence, proclaims constantly, “I’m alpha, I’m alpha, I’m alpha” is decidedly not alpha. C’mon, guys, this is someone who pretended to be his own publicist in order to plant stories in the press about all the hot women he was supposedly dating. He seems to view his own worth in terms of how much pussy he gets and is desperate for people to see him in those terms. There is nothing alpha about desperation and there is nothing alpha about depending on pussy for your sense of self worth. Develop a sense of intrinsic self worth and the pussy will follow from that. Trump has no idea and only manages to make a revolting spectacle of himself.
[CH: the mutated sperm within finally outs herself. her name is eve.
ps delusion is never a good look on a woman.]
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You sound like you’re in love, Becca. How old are you? What do you weigh?
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You must not be as hot as Melania either.
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I would be smarting from this devastating put down if I had any idea what it meant.
[CH: don’t worry. you don’t need to know. satisfy yourself instead knowing that you served the god blogger as a convenient prop to shiv your alter-ego tsw.]
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Well, this blog is in perfectly comprehensible English but now you seem to be speaking in tongues. I gather you are declaring victory in some fashion – which is very Trumpian of you.
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