What a fruitcake. His poll numbers are single digits, but that’s way too high. He should have trouble scraping together the support of fifty gaypedoface voters.
Trump is right not to even mention this dope’s name. He’s a self-discrediting circus sideshow freak. But I wonder to whom his votes will go on election day, because libertardian voters always abandon the official Libertardian Candidate at crunch time. My guess is most of Fruitcake’s voters stay home to savor a day-long pot bender, or split their votes between Trump and thecunt.

Not to brag, but my son was in Johnson’s frat. They got kicked off campus for typical frat-boy hijinks.
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It ain’t over until WE say it’s over.
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Was it over when saddam flew into the wold trade center ? No!
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“Sadam?”
“Never mind, he’s on a roll.”
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Gamma? Omega?
Not Beta or Delta.
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Actually it was Sigma Alpha Epsilon :
http://totalfratmove.com/%CE%A3ae-at-university-of-new-mexico-loses-house-looks-exactly-how-you-imagine/
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He puts off the Jerry Sandusky vibe.
What sociosexual rank do pedophiles come in at?
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Mostly Lambdas
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Gamma.
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i was hoping someone posted this video. he’s a spaz. I’m impressed by the interviewer & how he kept his cool. he got stupid gary to admit it at the end.
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Gary Johnson is worse than a useless side clown.
https://anarchistnotebook.com/2016/08/26/worse-than-useless/
There are thousands, perhaps millions of people whose impression of libertarianism is based on Johnson’s description of Hillary Clinton as a “wonderful public servant.”
Other than ‘muh weed, what else do people know about libertarian beliefs based on what he has said?
If people are wondering why so many libertarian men skedaddled out of the liberty movement and joined the Alt. Right, look no further than Progressive Lite hacks like Johnson.
The Libertarian Party is as libertarian as Dubya was a limited government constitutionalist.
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Exactly. Well said.
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American University politics professor has correctly predicted the winner of the last eight presidential elections using a system of 13 keys.
He says that Drunk Uncle SHOULD narrowly win the election, according to his system, since he has 7 or 8 of the 13 keys. However, because of his own toxic personality, he probably won’t.
We’ve never before seen a candidate who’s spent his life enriching himself at the expense of others. He’s the first candidate in our history to be a serial fabricator, making up things as he goes along. Even when he tells the truth, such as, “Barack Obama really was born in the U.S.,” he adds two lines, that Hillary Clinton started the birther movement, and that he finished it, even though when Barack Obama put out his birth certificate, he didn’t believe it. We’ve never had a candidate before who not just once, but twice in a thinly disguised way, has incited violence against an opponent. We’ve never had a candidate before who’s invited a hostile foreign power to meddle in American elections. We’ve never had a candidate before who’s threatened to start a war by blowing ships out of the water in the Persian Gulf if they come too close to us. We’ve never had a candidate before who has embraced as a role model a murderous, hostile foreign dictator. Given all of these exceptions that Donald Trump represents, he may well shatter patterns of history that have held for more than 150 years, lose this election even if the historical circumstances favor it.
[CH: tsw is still in the bargaining stage. this could last a while until she finally capitulates to the acceptance stage.]
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American University… lzozlzozlzolzolzol
And even HE predicts a Trumpening.
What happened to that other (((guy))), Strapunzel? The one who is never wrong with his prognostications… until this year, that is?
Quote us some more o’ dem 538 polls too… it’s been awhile since you slapped up with THAT formidable authoritative source.
“Toxic personality”, yet virtually everyone who knows him or has worked for him sings his praises.
How’s that (ahem) personality of Hillary’s, toots?
You’re too funny, yenta… we can literally hear you deflating.
[CH: nate silver gave himself (and his tattered reputation) a cheat code when he decided to base his predictions on daily poll changes. “oh look guys my prognostication from two weeks ago is now utter shite but only because it was based on old polling data!”]
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I can literally hear the yenta petering out and deflating.
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The twat has never had a petering, GE. She’s more a grunion bucket gobbler.
I expect a suicide post from strapunzel shortly after der Trumpenfuhrer gives his victory speech.
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CH: tsw is still in the bargaining stage. this could last a while until she finally capitulates to the acceptance stage.
Well, between bargaining and acceptance is depression.
Come election night (and especially the day after), the Faggot-Gamma Within should be on suicide watch.
Hide the sharp utensils from the Faggot-Gamma within rape!
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Hide them? I’m gonna send her her a top of the line wustoff set, a rope, a couple of rounds of .40S&W and a few syringes of heroin just so she can decide which method to use
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Ha ha ha rape!
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‘However, because of his own toxic personality, he probably won’t.’
Isn’t this kind of the equivalent of a brilliant NASA astrophysicist going through the same calculations hundred of times showing that a giant asteroid is going to hit Earth and then concluding that it won’t happen because it simply can’t?
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this ‘drunk uncle’ from your past seems to be haunting you. it’s okay, you’re not alone – there are support groups for what you’re going through.
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it seems to be a common theme in J*wish households. What’s up with that?
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Strapon, the gotcha game of trying to copy/paste anything you can find to hate on Trump is noted. Keep it up.
Realize you are red pilling new individuals every day. You help our cause. You are an honorary tool of the alt-right. I award you an ASCII based participation ribbon.
~
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Must be Shadow Hardest’s alter ego.
Too stubborn, getting too much responses, and drawing too much excitement in the comments section.
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and yet for some reason the “thousands of lurkers” she’s supposedly speaking continue to stay silent. go figure.
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We’ve never before seen a candidate who’s spent his life enriching himself at the expense of others.
well that’s a bald faced lie. LBJ died a multi-millionaire and never held a private sector job.
Hillary and Bill have both spent their entire lives selling access and ( in their own words ) “pay for play”.
Rape Within the Spirit analysis!
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As if a building never got built, a dollar was never raised for charity, thousands of jobs were never created, and all those paychecks bounced.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
You wanted debate, yenta… there it is.
[CH: tsw is such an economic illiterate. either that, or she is the typical vaporous woman who thinks the only jobs that count are volunteering for soup kitchens.]
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“Drunk” Uncle? Does the Sissy WithHer know that Trump has never taken even one drink of alcohol in his life? You can call him a lot of things, but drunk isn’t on the list.
How about Alpha Shitlord Uncle? How about Way More Successful Than Your Loser Dad Uncle? How about Trading Old Wives In for Younger Hotter Models on the Regular Uncle?
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@ tsw
Look on the bright side. Decades down the road, if you can abstain from downing a whole bottle of happy pills, Trump will be the candidate you beg for compared to the hard rightists who will come after him.
@ whorefinder
Come election night (and especially the day after), the Faggot-Gamma Within should be on suicide watch.
Glen Beck off the wagon rape!!
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Basically, that faggot professor just admitted his system is worthless then. Sad.
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Ha! Lichtman is a real clown. He testified as an “expert” for the other side in a case I had 15 years ago. Good God, what a buffoon. It just goes to show anyone really get certified to testify as to anything.
Fun fact on Licthman. In 2006, he ran for Senate in Maryland, and picked up 1.17% of the vote in the Dem primary.
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By the way, that guy doesn’t sound like a distinguished professor, but like a dimwitted conspiracy theorist. Lol@inviting a foreign power to meddle in American politics.
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I’d say the silly twat is in suck on stupid perma mode if you ask me, CH
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They need him to blame for Hitlery Cliton’s loss. Viva the Nuevo Trumpublica!
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It’s amazing to me that This Guy is the best that the Libertarian Party can come up with. The hilarious thing is that his positions aren’t (or at were not) Libertarian positions–completely the opposite. As illustrated by PJW’s video from a few weeks ago.
Team D (and the neverTrumpers) pushed these candidates as a way to try and siphon votes from TRUMP. Funny how they are beyond bad.. pathetic candidates.
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No Libertarian candidate has ever gotten more than about 2% in a Presidential election. You’re right, the establishment started pushing Johnson in an attempt to siphon off votes from Trump, but in a cosmic case of bungling, they never noticed that the old Libertarian party had reversed most of its positions and gone to the opposite corner. As a result most of those Johnson supportes are Bernie Bros who would otherwise have held their noses and voted for Hillary. I think when it comes down to the voting booth most of them will vote for her anyway, but any little bit helps.
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Johnson isn’t actually a Libertarian, he’s Democrat Lite. He is proof that the only real issue of the Libertarian Party is pot.
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WHAT the everloving FUCK was THAT?!?
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Yeah, I thought that was a sign of some chromosomal abnormality, complete with clinical retardation.
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[…] Gary Johnson – Libertarian Candidate For President Of The United States […]
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I considered voting for this tool in 2012.
I spent most of my time lost in the space back then.
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Still too lazy to proofread
Christ.
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*still too high to potread…
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She flashing him her boobies the whole time? I see an unzipped shirt…
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Don’t they all? Cleavage is the locus of women’s power.
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Libertarianism = More Jew nonsense meant to confuse goyim.
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Absolutely.
Goyim! Do not form groups to defend your interests! You can only be truly free if you act entirely alone as an individual without any anchoring in or allegiance to your family or tribe!
Rothbard and Mises, a Rockefeller-funded psy-op.
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The Koch brothers support him. So being a pro corporate, pro open border, pro Google rapist, pro tax haven, pro police suicide squad, autistic idiot will do jusss faainnne.
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The only actual libertarian candidate I know of is Ron Paul, and he made the mistake of staying loyal to the worthless pile of shit formerly known as the GOP.
I hope Trump appoints him Fed Chairman.
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Aleppo Johnnson
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What is Aleppo?
Just arbitrary lines on a map maaaaan
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He wanted to eat her snatch. Be was signaling
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So do I. I would have eaten it. Gary didn’t.
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Seriously
What a socially awkward retard.
Her reaction is hilarious.
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The blonde anchor seemed pretty bangable, but the smirks on those other two cunts, JFC.
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Mika, daughter of fucktard supreme Zbiegnew Brezinsky.
I’d hit it. I’d have to ductape her yap shut first, tho.
Polack poke!
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Combine that tongue video with this strip tease gem from their convention this year and you have the essence of the LPUSA.
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Fuckin’ Libtards are disgusting. Ron Paul should never associate himself with these dyed in the wool burnt out faggots for the rest of his life
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Well of course we know the Executive branch represents the people,like you fine folks!
The legislature represents special interests,..maybe that’s you fine folks!
And $20 Trillion in iou to the Federal Reserve Corporation is a good thing.It will be paid back by your kids. That’s after they’ve served their Corporation,..err,..Country,…over There,.. !
And $700 Billion annual for military industrial complex is cheap over there,..,..like oil!,
American idiot
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