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The God Emperor Reframes The Narco Druglord Baby Momma Machado Affair

September 30, 2016 by CH

Trump still has his Game. Here he is Twatting about the Machado cuntfuffle, reframing it to its proper context: an indictment on thecunt’s poor judgment.

Wow, Crooked Hillary was duped and used by my worst Miss U. Hillary floated her as an “angel” without checking her past, which is terrible!

***

Using Alicia M in the debate as a paragon of virtue just shows that Crooked Hillary suffers from BAD JUDGEMENT! Hillary was set up by a con.

***

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?

Fucking hardcore.

“Check out sex tape and past” is now the new official Birthday Cat or “gay” reply to any girl shit testing you online.

GIRL: I’m a princess. What can you do for me?

GOD EMPEROR ACOLYTE: check out sex tape and past

By the way, if anyone’s seen the old video of Trump holding a press conference with Machado, you can’t help but notice how gentlemanly Trump treats her. As an MPCer put it:

Let me explain this for anyone who still doesn’t understand

* Hogo Chavez (or whatever her name is) became Miss Universe.

* This basically means you have to sign a one year contract with the Miss Universe Organisation (a subsidiary of the Trump Organisation) doing PR and promo work in exchange for money.

* There are RULES, for example there’s a legally defined amount of weight you’re allowed to put on.

* Hogo Chavez far exceeded this limit, she was about 50 kilos and she became medically obese by gaining 20 kilos in a matter of months; I have no idea how people could get fat so quickly but it probably involved eating large amounts of raw sugar.

* Rather than terminate the contract and make the runner-up Miss Universe; Donald Trump gave Hogo Chavez an opportunity to work off the weight and make things right again, she seemed thankful for this opportunity.

* She squandered Trump’s generosity by gaining another ten kilos, he still didn’t fire her.

* Hogo Chavez returned to Venezuela and was “allegedly” the getaway driver in a murder, she threatened to murder a judge and she cheated on her husband with a drug lord; becoming pregnant in the process. She then flew to Spain and appeared on some reality TV show where she had sex with another contestant, a video of this sexual encounter is available on the internet. She also did topless nudes in a studio shoot if anyone wants them (PM me).

* She then gazed upon the radiant light of Hillary Clinton and announced I’M WITH HER!

Heh. The Coalition of Degenerates is with the Confederacy of Deceivers. They’re really meant for each other.

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ps my SUPER ADVANCED EXPERT opinion on this Senora Piggy affair is that Trump had to answer it with equally devastating firepower. Letting it slide — i.e. doing what most cucks and shitlibs would want him to do by “acting presidential” and “not getting caught up defending himself” — would have simply given thecunt a free and open pathway to exploit the conniving yet painfully stupid third worlder Machado from now until election day. Trump’s reframe has put thecunt on the defensive, making it less likely she’ll summon Machado’s name in the future when she feels the heat from Trump exposing her endless corrupt dealings.

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  1. on September 30, 2016 at 10:39 am driveallnight

    Worst

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  2. on September 30, 2016 at 10:43 am Throbbing Gristle

    Hogo Chavez đŸ˜†

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 12:36 pm Carlos Danger

      cool band

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  3. on September 30, 2016 at 10:47 am Paideia

    It doesn’t matter. Trump is doing terribly with college-educated women, who are notoriously stupid.If the media frames Trump as a bully, even if he is right, he will lose this group.

    [CH: left unmentioned by concern trolls bringing the topic to trump’s low polling among single sex and the city ladies: thecunt is doing even worse with men. thecunt has a man problem.]

    So it might be game. But it only works if the media turns on HRC. They won’t. So he better drop it.

    [rest snipped for obvious concern trolling and general stupidity.]

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 10:57 am Carlos Danger

      There’s a sale on cat food at Wegman’s.

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 12:28 pm whorefinder

        Threadwinner.

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 11:13 am mendo

      These damn shillary trolls are coming out of the woodwork in droves.

      But it’s nice to see that every “claim” they make is expertly refuted for all the world to see.

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 11:27 am PA

      Paideia is the anti-European institute founded by Barbara Lerner Spectre.

      [CH: very eenteresting.]

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 11:30 am Carlos Danger

        I saw that too. Barbara Spectre is another one for the Guillotine.

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 1:10 pm Greg Eliot

        (((They))) think we’re all from Appalachia and they can rub their sub rosa JIDF shilling in our face unnoticed.

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 11:31 am Carlos Danger

      Look Communist, there is nother for you to say here of value. Move on.

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 11:40 am Hugh Jenniks

      very telling how “college-educated women” want Rapin’ Bill ,aka The Great Stainmaker, back in the White House.

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 11:59 am whorefinder

      Hey honey….

      When the muslim gang rapes you and a dindu kicks your head in afterwards for being a “white bitch”, don’t come crying to us for help.

      worthless concern troll rape!

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 12:12 pm Greg Eliot

      Educated women… that’s right up there with jumbo shrimp, semi-boneless ham, and military music.

      Bill sticks cigars up women’s twats half his age, Hillary calls ’em bimbos, but let Trump tell some fat slag to live up to her contract and all these (ahem) educated women clutch pearls and reach for the vapors.

      Fuck this ghey country.

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 12:36 pm everybodyhatesscott

      Does any republican ever do well with college educated women? My parents spent north of 100k on my sisters education and she makes like 12 bucks an hour as a social worker and she’ll vote for the cunt. She made more as a waitress and didn’t need a degree for that. Thankfully she’s popped out two healthy white kids. Trying to get her to have one more.

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 1:16 pm Captain Obvious

        > “Trying to get her to have one more.” ——— At the end of the day, that’s all that matters. Don’t give up. Are you friends with her hubby? Work on him, too.

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  4. on September 30, 2016 at 10:52 am The God Emperor Reframes The Narco Druglord Baby Momma Machado Affair | Aus-Alt-Right

    […] The God Emperor Reframes The Narco Druglord Baby Momma Machado Affair […]

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  5. on September 30, 2016 at 10:56 am plumpjack

    when “people” say they hate the patriarchy, Trump, oppression, being controlled, etc., what they’re really saying is they hate accountability. an accountability epidemic sweeping across the land really is a terrifying spectre for anyone who’s not…well…accountable.

    it’s just so, so, so incredibly sad. how will Les Unaccountables ever survive?

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 11:58 am 88

      yep, that’s exactly it. liberals support liberal philosophies and policies so they can continue acting like low lifes without feeling guilty about it or suffering any consequences for their loser behavior.

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 12:15 pm Greg Eliot

        This is why the New Order should establish Code Duello as part of law…

        It’s one thing for women not to like accountability, but the fuckin’ so-called men these days are even bigger no-accounts.

        As Covington has a character say in one of his novels: “The problem with this country nowadays is that there’s no immediate accountability for being an asshole.”

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  6. on September 30, 2016 at 10:57 am Wrong Side of History

    Any photos of her with the excess weight?

    She was probably still boffable +60 lbs

    [CH: doubtful. no woman, however beautiful she is at her slender baseline, can afford a 60 pound weight gain without dropping precipitously in SMV.]

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 10:58 am Wrong Side of History

      I still don’t condone lardness.

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 11:15 am mendo

      I still cannot fathom how a person who just won such an award, all based on looks, can just put on that much weight in that amount of time.

      I’m sure she was stuffing her face a la Kasich and people said you need to stop and she replied I can stop whenever I want. I’m just celebrating.

      That shit’s unreal. Her entire life up to that point had been about being in shape.

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 11:38 am plumpjack

        “Her entire life up to that point had been about being [an attention whore]”

        FIFY

        post-partying depression?

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 12:04 pm mendo

        She certainly lived up to the “whore” part and now she’s receiving so much attention for it.

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 12:02 pm whorefinder

      Ever hear of the porn star Carmella Bing? She started off her career less than a decade ago as a slender, large-boobed hottie who was at the ttop of the pile and then gradually packed on the pounds until now she’s only good for BBW shoots.

      So sad. I flipped one of her fat girl porns on a while ago and really wanted to pop a chubby for her in nostalgia but her disgusting bloat just wouldn’t allow it.

      Fat kills boners dead rape!

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 12:06 pm mendo

        I ‘member her. But, she also had implants, too.

        It’s my contention that women who get implants will eventually gain weight because their body is adjusting to the new modification. Almost every girl that gets them will always put on pounds and yeah, can even do so in elephantine fashion.

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 12:26 pm whorefinder

        Yeah, but she got extremely plump quickly. Girls who put on weight after boob jobs generally do it gradually and don’t get as fat as she did.

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 12:17 pm Wrong Side of History

        Man

        I have to hold back a tear thinking about Carmella. She was perfect.

        She didn’t work with niggy nigs either

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 12:27 pm whorefinder

        She wasn’t my type, but dang hot.

        One thing I noticed is that she always seemed a bit princess-y—I saw a couple of scenes where she refused to open her maw for the money shots, even when the camera guy was telling her to.

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 12:41 pm everybodyhatesscott

        Holy shit did she go downhill. She was always a little on the thicker side. Those girls always balloon up when they hit 20-22 and their metabolism slows down.

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 1:04 pm average chump

        She was and is a stupid whore.

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 1:05 pm average chump

        Her old vids still good though

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 6:50 pm long dong silver

        That was unfortunate. She’s gross now.

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 1:08 pm vfm#7634

      Still boffable if you’re a Google, sure.

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  7. on September 30, 2016 at 11:04 am NoPrisoners

    Damn, both women were fucking idiots. Opportunity squandered in pursuit of self-gratifying pleasure and the largest pantsuit collection on Earth. And then there’s Trump, who realizes potential in the opportunity and gets to work.

    This election really is separating those with functioning brains from those who’s development stopped at the stem, if that.

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  8. on September 30, 2016 at 11:10 am mendo

    Is this why twitter was going apoplectic again, because of this?

    All the low-esteemers saying Trump’s making a mistake going this route? All the cat ladies cheering on thecunt for attacking Trump for this?

    Damn, they really are losing it, aren’t they?

    It has that quality of when everyone’s drinking, having a good time, kicking back at a buddy’s place, and then some broad just goes batshit crazy–while everyone at some point either knew she had such tendencies or heard rumors of similar–and now it’s on full display, thus their opinion of her changes and they never see her in the same light. They’ve made up their mind. (And in private moments, apologize to the guy they said was wrong for pointing out her flaws.)

    This is happening to shitlibbery and it’s base.

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  9. on September 30, 2016 at 11:27 am Carlos Danger

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-30/philippines-president-compares-himself-hitler-one-week-after-telling-brussels-fk-you

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  10. on September 30, 2016 at 11:32 am Carlos Danger

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  11. on September 30, 2016 at 11:44 am jackmcg

    well he’s gotta do what he’s gotta do. This isn’t the greatest thing to have to do this close to the election, but c’est la vie. Hillary is betting on fat acceptance being a winner- what a dumbass. Still, not the best episode for Trump either regardless of Game.

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  12. on September 30, 2016 at 11:52 am Hitfan

    I made the mistake of turning on the TV yesterday (I don’t have cable, but I use rabbit ears. I refuse to pay for the propagandists who are hellbent on destroying society) for five minutes during one of those Hollywood celebrity shows and it was full-on anti-Trump and a complete lionisation of Machado with nary a mention of her own scandals.

    And it is fair game to attack Machado since she has chosen to attack Trump politically.

    With the entire media complex demonizing Trump, I’m surprised that Hilledebeast isn’t 20 points ahead. It does give me hope that a large portion of the population is comprised of normal decent human beings that aren’t being swayed by the poz.

    I admit that I am sometimes wary of Trump in terms of tactics at times (especially when things don’t go well for him), but I believe that his heart is definitely in the right place. Would I have liked it if Trump had done better at the “debate” ? Sure. But it’s easy for us armchair political analysts to criticize from a distance while we’re not being put on the spot Trump performed very well with the Matt Lauer forum and look at how much the Left when apoplectic just because Lauer did not act like a biased referee.

    I don’t expect him to go 100% realtalk and openly adopt the entire alt right manifesto, we have to pick and choose our battles. The cucks at Red State disingenuously criticize Trump for not being a ‘true’ conservative or ‘true constiutitionalist’. Muh conservatism/consitution indeed.

    If the Trump people read this blog and comments, I would only advise this: Trump can re-emphasize border security, trade and outsourcing at the next debate and say that restricting these would benefit ordinary Americans far more because of less competition for jobs that illegals are bringing and that all the cries about protectionism being bad are moot because the US has a trade deficit of $800 billion with the rest of the world.

    At that point he can say that with more employment and a greater tax base that the border wall and a better trade deal will bring, perhaps we could even begin talking about being able to afford to have a single payer health care system and perhaps actually increasing the minimum wage. If Trump can tie the border wall with goodies like health care and minimum wage–it would drive a stake through the heart of large parts of the lib-left coalition.

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  13. on September 30, 2016 at 11:54 am tteclod

    I employ a man I really need to fire, but can’t until he completes a project.

    It’s nice to know Trump has faced the same challenge.

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 1:03 pm elmertjones

      My last boss was in the same predicament with me.

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  14. on September 30, 2016 at 11:57 am whorefinder

    Trump could put on a re-framing clinic.

    Secret ROK writer rape!

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  15. on September 30, 2016 at 12:04 pm LMJ313

    Put a flaming bag of shit in front of a triggered liberal and they’ll step in it every time.

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  16. on September 30, 2016 at 12:14 pm vfm#7634

    What I get from this: by not firing her ass, Trump failed her shit test and came off as beta, and she resents him to this day.

    Women hate hate hate beta males. Even if they’re alpha otherwise, all that matters is if he was alpha TO HER.

    Even Trump makes mistakes with women.

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  17. on September 30, 2016 at 12:22 pm elmertjones

    A repost but on topic :

    How the Machado Affair Has Hillary Clinton Getting Squeezed Between Fat Shaming and Fat Acceptance

    http://wp.me/p6QFjS-eP

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 1:24 pm Greg Eliot

      And now Slut shaming to Slut acceptance as well.

      As well as Crime shaming to Crime acceptance?

      In my lifetime, I’ve never seen a slippery slope slid so speedily. lzozlzolzolzolozlozl

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  18. on September 30, 2016 at 12:28 pm elmertjones

    Samantha Bee is trying to make this resonate “with every women who has ever been called fat…”

    The truth is that women are the ones who call other women fat. It’s women’s inhumanity to women.

    [CH: yup. very true. the optics problem is that one man calling a woman fat triggers cunts harder than memories of one hundred mean girls calling her fat. it’s an smv shiv that’s too sharp to parry.]

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 1:02 pm elmertjones

      What does Salon do the day after Trump loses? He has been 95% of their content for the last year. Or maybe they expect him to win and are adapting their business model to that.

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 1:22 pm Greg Eliot

        LOL… from fat shaming to slut shaming, shame on men for their misogyny?

        Normally I would have thought this were an Onion by-line.

        Fuck this ghey country.

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 1:27 pm Greg Eliot

        In the good ol’ days, the mothers and older women of the tribe took care of keeping the young bishes in line… men only had to step in in the most egregious of circumstances, and usually to handle the lotharios who flouted decorum.

        Now, the crones are actually empowering the young un’s… surely that scriptural curse about being ruled by women and children is upon us.

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  19. on September 30, 2016 at 12:47 pm John Bonaccorsi, Phila

    Without commenting on Trump’s handling, these past few days, of the Alicia Machado matter, I’ll say it’s hard not to be struck by Machado’s poor behavior in the 1997 clip I’ll link below. Watch what happens at 1:23, as Trump tries to compliment her on her reversal of her weight gain …

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 1:07 pm Greg Eliot

      Holy hannah, what a little entitled cooze!

      She dares to contradict the boss and then admits the point anyway.

      And has the gall to say she’s still the most beautiful woman in the world even if she gets heavy. (((shakin mah haid)))

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 1:14 pm John Bonaccorsi, Phila

        I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anything like it–not in a celebrity setting like this, anyway.

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      • on September 30, 2016 at 1:38 pm vfm#7634

        Yeah, Trump was waaaayyy too nice to her.

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    • on September 30, 2016 at 2:40 pm Oleaginous Outrager

      ‘still the most beautiful woman in the world’

      ‘every women has a problem with weight’

      “I’m the most exceptional, until there’s accountability, then I’m just a victim of irresistible social forces like the rest of you vile worms.”

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  20. on September 30, 2016 at 2:39 pm The God Emperor Reframes The Narco Druglord Baby Momma Machado Affair | Reaction Times

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  21. on October 1, 2016 at 11:17 am CBR600RR_Rider

    The execution, heh, was simply…

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  22. on October 1, 2016 at 11:22 am CBR600RR_Rider

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  23. on October 1, 2016 at 11:23 am CBR600RR_Rider

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  24. on October 1, 2016 at 11:23 am CBR600RR_Rider

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  25. on October 1, 2016 at 11:24 am CBR600RR_Rider

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  26. on October 1, 2016 at 11:25 am CBR600RR_Rider

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  27. on October 1, 2016 at 11:26 am CBR600RR_Rider

    I’m a little piggy here’s my snout, oink oink oink, oink oink oink…

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  28. on October 3, 2016 at 3:02 am jack arcalon

    Fat shaming can have a shockingly powerful effect.
    It’s great to use when there’s nothing to lose.

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