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The God Emperor Reframes The Narco Druglord Baby Momma Machado Affair

Trump still has his Game. Here he is Twatting about the Machado cuntfuffle, reframing it to its proper context: an indictment on thecunt’s poor judgment.

Wow, Crooked Hillary was duped and used by my worst Miss U. Hillary floated her as an “angel” without checking her past, which is terrible!

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Using Alicia M in the debate as a paragon of virtue just shows that Crooked Hillary suffers from BAD JUDGEMENT! Hillary was set up by a con.

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Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?

Fucking hardcore.

“Check out sex tape and past” is now the new official Birthday Cat or “gay” reply to any girl shit testing you online.

GIRL: I’m a princess. What can you do for me?

GOD EMPEROR ACOLYTE: check out sex tape and past

By the way, if anyone’s seen the old video of Trump holding a press conference with Machado, you can’t help but notice how gentlemanly Trump treats her. As an MPCer put it:

Let me explain this for anyone who still doesn’t understand

* Hogo Chavez (or whatever her name is) became Miss Universe.

* This basically means you have to sign a one year contract with the Miss Universe Organisation (a subsidiary of the Trump Organisation) doing PR and promo work in exchange for money.

* There are RULES, for example there’s a legally defined amount of weight you’re allowed to put on.

* Hogo Chavez far exceeded this limit, she was about 50 kilos and she became medically obese by gaining 20 kilos in a matter of months; I have no idea how people could get fat so quickly but it probably involved eating large amounts of raw sugar.

* Rather than terminate the contract and make the runner-up Miss Universe; Donald Trump gave Hogo Chavez an opportunity to work off the weight and make things right again, she seemed thankful for this opportunity.

* She squandered Trump’s generosity by gaining another ten kilos, he still didn’t fire her.

* Hogo Chavez returned to Venezuela and was “allegedly” the getaway driver in a murder, she threatened to murder a judge and she cheated on her husband with a drug lord; becoming pregnant in the process. She then flew to Spain and appeared on some reality TV show where she had sex with another contestant, a video of this sexual encounter is available on the internet. She also did topless nudes in a studio shoot if anyone wants them (PM me).

* She then gazed upon the radiant light of Hillary Clinton and announced I’M WITH HER!

Heh. The Coalition of Degenerates is with the Confederacy of Deceivers. They’re really meant for each other.

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ps my SUPER ADVANCED EXPERT opinion on this Senora Piggy affair is that Trump had to answer it with equally devastating firepower. Letting it slide — i.e. doing what most cucks and shitlibs would want him to do by “acting presidential” and “not getting caught up defending himself” — would have simply given thecunt a free and open pathway to exploit the conniving yet painfully stupid third worlder Machado from now until election day. Trump’s reframe has put thecunt on the defensive, making it less likely she’ll summon Machado’s name in the future when she feels the heat from Trump exposing her endless corrupt dealings.