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Drudge On Cuckryan

You’ve gotta hand it to Drudge. The man (or his team) know how to wield the imagery and lede shivs. Drudge has a knack for choosing the perfect photo to accompany the main story.

Above the headline “PUSSY-WHIPPED” is this candid shot of cuckryan:

The lede is hilarious, but the photo is sublime. Yes, you can bet it was chosen because cuckryan looks like he is giving the universal face signal for sucking a dick.

And why not? He’s metaphorically sucked the gay mulatto’s dick so much his mug may as well be frozen in a dicktus rictus.