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The Trumpening: Debate #2 Open Thread

Trump with the pre-debate opening salvo: He punked the media into covering his press conference…with Bill Clinton’s rape victims! The beast is angry. This gonna be good.

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The perfect response to thecunt’s “diversity, not divisiveness”:

“Dear Secretary Cunt, diversity CREATES divisiveness. Less diversity, less divisiveness. This is why open borders is a BAD IDEA for America.”

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Verdict:

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Ever since the convention, I’ve been saying Trump wins if he stays true to his Trumpian essence. Tonight, he was Trump, and he earned a glorious battlefront victory. He was the Trump that Americans would follow into war. And the war, gentlemen, is begun.

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The cuntshot:

That line is killer, but Trump’s body language and facial expression right at the moment he sticks the shiv in thecunt is TEXTBOOK alpha male. Watch and learn from a master growing stronger by the day.

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So many good fly jokes tonight after a fly landed on thecunt’s face.

“It can smell the manure.”

“Fly landing on the corpse.”

“When Hillary was talking about a no-fly zone….”

“I think you do have to give hillary credit for not eating the fly that landed on her face… had to be tempting”

My contribution: Where’s a telepod when you need one?

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Cryptogenic wins the Comment of the Day:

Trump grabbed Anderson Cooper by the pussy.

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Clinton News Network has completely dropped any pretense to abiding a journalistic code of ethics. Here they are literally feeding pro-hillary answers to their debate panel. Is it possible to rescind their broadcast license for violation of journalistic duty?