Answer: Look at that masculine digit ratio.
Longer answer: The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for beta males of the West. T levels are plummeting, manboobs are expanding, and women are disgusted by the explosion of effeminate manlets who should’ve died in infancy sucking up to them by professing solidarity with dipshit feminism. What’s a horny girl with a clit itch for a dominant alpha male to do? Why, turn to the next best available substitute….
beta males other women!
Related: Speed dating with cats is trending. (h/t Truman)
O/T, this event in Amsterdam touches on a number of CH themes:
Speed-Dating with Cats
In response to the growing number of stray cats, we’ve set up a charity event together with the DOA: speed-dating with stray cats!
Via a 5-10 minute speed-date, you and the cat will get to know each other, and who knows, maybe you’ll be leaving with a new four-legged flatmate.
Follow the DOA’s page for more information.
And keep an eye on this event, because we’ll be introducing a new cat every day!
So are you interested in coming along to Animal Shelter Amsterdam? Then just sign up at firstname.lastname@example.org!
The cats are looking forward to it, hopefully you are too.
Sexbots for men, cats for women. There’s your future of the West, folks.