Chateau Heartiste

Please God, 8 Years Of This (& A Showcase Of Beta Male Body Language)

There have been many golden stumpings over this past year, and now you can add George Shitlibopoulos to the long list of Trump’s victims.

Trump has earned a Shiv of the Week, bringing his total haul to something like…oh…1,488 shiv trophies.

Pay close attention to Staphinfection’s physical reaction to Trump’s shiv. His arm crosses his lap and he visibly winces and swallows hard, almost as if he had taken a real shiv to the gut. This is CLASSIC beta male defensive posturing when under attack by a superior male (or a sassy girl).

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On the subject of Trump, it’s important to know that his shivs are just one facet of his character; the man also has a heart, as evidenced in this video outtake from The Apprentice, where he chastises a White man for calling himself “white trash”. Although these reality shows are largely scripted, Trump’s disgust with the man’s self-abasement sounds sincere to my ears. I think it is a glimpse of Trump’s implicit love for his race, and his contempt for those who would denigrate his racial heritage.

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FYI take this for what it is, but a reader who claims to be an insider with the RNC emailed CH to say that the “monster vote” is real and it’s coming, it’s mostly composed of registered Independents and first-time voters, and that “the media will be shell-shocked by Trump’s vote surge on Nov 8”. The email was sent before today’s FBI news broke.