Granted, this post has a short shelf life, but I think it’s worth it nonetheless.
If you’re standing in line waiting to vote
and a fine looking lady slips into your groove
take a moment and clear your throat
then ask her if this is the line for the make-out booth.
now don’t just stand there bust a move!
Indian Race Troll has an Election Day gambit to acquire vag bit that could work if you don’t mind the unpromising hit to miss ratio.
In case you can’t see the tweet (some readers have complained of this):
I am doing restart texts today to SWPL shitlib bitches with one word…#MAGA. Let the triggerin’ begin
He posted a screenshot:
This is great. Yes, you’ll need a fairly extensive back catalog of conquests to properly execute, but you get the doubleplusjoy of opening sex possibilities on what could turn out to be the best day of America’s life AND stroking your tumescent shitlord ego with the short-circuiting shitlib triggerings. I’ll say this….any girl who does grab your MAGA ring is down to gaga on your cockas with a fury. That’s a lotta pent-up shitlib girl tension form dealing with sniveling beta bitches all day that you’ll be releasing.
#MAGA my friends. Make American Girls Aroused.
#GALA, too. Get America Laid Again!
(#666, because thecunt wouldn’t want to feel left out)