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When Agree & Amplify Goes Wrong

November 13, 2016 by CH

After getting trolled hard to his face by a couple of young huwhite shitlords and smarting from it so badly he took to Twatter to express his indifference to it all, Silicon Valley actor Thomas Middleditch attempted the Agree & Amplify game maneuver to save face. It didn’t work.

Know what? Now that I think about it, I'm totally cuck. Proud of it. Cuck as fuck — wouldn't want it any other way.

— Thomas Middleditch (@Middleditch) November 13, 2016

If you say so, Tommy.

Agree & Amplify is a powerful Game rhetorical tactic, but it has a limit on its usefulness as a verbal reframing tool. Two hard ceilings on the wide-ranging applicability of A&A are

  1. its inability to neuter thermonuclear insults
  2. sloppy execution

Tommy Boy ran into both of these limits. “CUCK” is an insult so powerful, aimed straight at a manlet’s sexual worth, that even advanced level evasive sophistry won’t redirect its devastating payload to the sender. It’s like calling a man a loser, or a woman a fatty….it’s next to impossible to formulate an effective (read: crowd-pleasing) comeback from those shivs if the insult is based on readily apparent characteristics of the person getting insulted.

Second, execution matters. If there is a way to A&A a charge of cuckery, Tommy didn’t do it here. Coming back from “cuck” requires a much nimbler tongue than the butthurt try-hard reply, “I’m totally cuck. Proud of it.” If someone called you a fag, would it help your cause to retort, “I’m totally faggy. Proud of it. Wouldn’t want it any other way”?

The tightest Game means being ready for any exigency of the field, and since I’m feeling magnanimous I’ll offer Tommy a better reply to someone calling him a cuck (which will happen again for him soon, I’m sure). “Your wife didn’t think so. Neither did your mom.”

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  1. on November 13, 2016 at 9:30 pm Rum

    We are all here to learn.

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  2. on November 13, 2016 at 9:37 pm ar10308

    Speaking of Cucks, some Cuckstians have come out and opined how they don’t want Steve Bannon to be Trump’s Chief Strategist because he’s related to the Alt-Right, and the Alt-Right came at them back February. Oh and they have two white blonde daughters and two adopted niglets.

    http://www.rageagainsttheminivan.com/2016/11/the-alt-right-movement-harassed-my.html

    How long after these little blondies have their first blood are they impregnated by one of the moolies? How long before mom is impregnated by her black boyfriend?

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 7:16 am Greg Eliot

      We could have done without the visual.

      Really… MUST you fucks keep giving legs to this cuck fetish agitprop? 😡

      We know it’s out there, thank you very much. But I don’t come to the chateau get my day started (((shakin’ mah haid))).

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 10:27 am pulsotic

      I see a subtle relaxed shift of weight on the woman’s left foot and a turn away from the Cuck. A slight narrowing of her eyes indicating dominance. A slight widening of his eyes indicating that he’s just along for the ride. His shirt pulled tight and buttoned up coupled with his elbow in shows that he’s trying not to take up too much room. Blonde woman is in charge. Cuck will kill himself within a couple years.

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  3. on November 13, 2016 at 9:37 pm aloysius vistan

    “Dude I’m Canadian, of course I’m a cuck.” It makes my stomach uneasy to read this spoiled elitist sell out for the Kumail Nanjianis of the world. By the way I’m not sure Nanjiani is a “cuck”. He’s a third world usurper who will use SJW logic to benefit fellow Pakistanis – regardless of the fact that they’re liable to want to kill him for his atheist views.

    SJW logic is ironically a suicide ideology for most SJWs

    Hence, we have The Trumpening

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  4. on November 13, 2016 at 9:39 pm Anonymous

    This traitor will go to Israel.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/jpodhoretz/status/797545988038782976

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    • on November 13, 2016 at 10:09 pm Captain Obvious

      In fairness to the poor (((Skype))), it’s not a traitor – at best it could only be hung as a spy.

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      • on November 14, 2016 at 5:29 pm Anonymous

        I know.

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  5. on November 13, 2016 at 9:40 pm When Agree & Amplify Goes Wrong | Aus-Alt-Right

    […] When Agree & Amplify Goes Wrong […]

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  6. on November 13, 2016 at 9:44 pm Ang Aamer

    If you read Scott Adam’s post about blowing your mind and his link to the Ted talk about the nature of reality, you get why this cuck’s ploy does not work.

    http://blog.dilbert.com/post/150816666991/blowing-your-mind-as-promised
    http://www.npr.org/sections/13.7/2016/09/06/492779594/what-if-evolution-bred-reality-out-of-us

    the TL;DR version is – our perception of reality is geared towards us procreating NOT objective factual representation.

    OR your words and actions are interpreted according to the audience’s gender.

    Agree and Amplify is a tactic used in seduction of Women. If one were to A&A to a man it’s affect is different. We live in a world where feminism has trained the “educated” to think men and women are rationally equal. Any PUA can tell you that that assumption is flawed due to the success of Game Principles.

    One can see the success of Persuasion world view vs. factual gender neutral world view in the last Presidential Election. All factual rational reasoning would indicate a Killary landslide. But that is not what happened. What did happen is that a whole lot of women did not buy into the “sisterhood” notion that a Killary Presidency would be good for the longevity of their offspring. The rejected the rational Grrl Power logic so much that liberal media types are just melting into a puddle of goo trying to rationalize the irrational.

    Bottom line – Killary depended on the logical reasoning of her fellow American women and lost. In other words Secretary Clinton made a rational argument to an irrational woman’s psyche and we can lol at the results!

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    • on November 13, 2016 at 10:01 pm bookooball

      It appears American womens’ hypergamy still has some faith in its gun toting men.

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      • on November 13, 2016 at 10:10 pm Captain Obvious

        Verily, the Lord doth work in mysterious ways.

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 2:38 am JironGhrad

      That’s because on some level, women got that Hillary’s “no fly zone in Syria” = nuclear war with Russia. And nobody thinks that nuclear war = good for their kids

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      • on November 14, 2016 at 7:20 am Greg Eliot

        I’m pretty sure few men and almost all women didn’t know/didn’t care about any no fly zones in Syria.

        This election was about race, the more I think about it. YT still doesn’t have the courage to admit it out loud or tell a pollster about his/her political choice, but he/she sure as hell has had enough of diversity.

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 7:23 am FH

      “Killary depended on the logical reasoning of her fellow American women and lost.”

      It’s amazing that she didn’t know better.

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      • on November 14, 2016 at 7:37 am Greg Eliot

        Killary depended on the logical reasoning of her fellow American women

        The fuck she did…

        Her whole campaign was shaming language on Trump and how much she’s doing for children.

        It was nothing but “He called women fat and said ‘pussy'” and “Think of the children”.

        No logic whatsoever.

        And to her and the rest of shitlibdom’s surprise, the stuff that makes them clutch their pearls and “can’t even, wow just wow” cut no ice with just enough of the American public, those remaining smart enough to see the decay of service economy globalism and diversity in one’s own backyard.

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      • on November 14, 2016 at 12:32 pm Sentient

        Yes she thought she was the Queen Bee and all the Delta Gamma girls would fall in line behind her view…

        She dismissed the power of the BALLZ…

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  7. on November 13, 2016 at 10:16 pm St

    Calling or even insinuating someone a “cuckold” used to be emasculating – now it’s overused to the point of not meaning anything anymore.

    “Cuck” is now a pathetic mating call among internet trolls, nothing more.

    [CH: i disagree, cuck]

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    • on November 13, 2016 at 11:01 pm mendo

      Nope. It hasn’t even come close to reaching its zenith.

      It’s so effective, those charging that it isn’t just out themselves as one.

      Boomerang rape!

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 1:07 am bob k. mando

      “Stop calling me ‘Cuck‘”, clucked the cuckold.

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 2:55 am donperegrine

      St. Cuck; Nothing can ever be called ineffectual unless there is a suitable rebuttal to it. How would you defend against such a charge, especuially in a social setting? (In a non-cucky way)

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      • on November 14, 2016 at 1:51 pm JironGhrad

        A: “So? I quit banging her after she got fat and I stopped caring.”

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 4:08 am Amasius

      Well, shit, (((they)))’ve used “racist” on us for at least 50 years and it’s just now losing its efficacy. “Cuck” has at least a couple decades in it, I’m sure, long enough to shame all the fags back into line.

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 4:18 am Lovekraft

      It bypasses political correctness by appearing silly and in jest. That is it’s power. Political Correctness has neutered racist, sexist, islamophobe etc and all the left can do is try to fit words like ‘cuck’ under the PC shaming tent.

      SPLC deeming Pepe a hate symbol shows, for example, how pathetic the marxists are in the battle for ideas. Only bullying.

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 6:54 am averagechump

      Calling or even insinuating someone a “faggot” used to be emasculating – now it’s overused to the point of not meaning anything anymore.

      “faggot” is now a pathetic mating call among internet trolls, nothing more

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 6:55 am averagechump

      Calling or even insinuating someone a “nigger” used to be emasculating – now it’s overused to the point of not meaning anything anymore.

      “nigger” is now a pathetic mating call among internet trolls, nothing more

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 6:55 am averagechump

      Calling or even insinuating someone a “jew” used to be emasculating – now it’s overused to the point of not meaning anything anymore.

      “jew” is now a pathetic mating call among internet trolls, nothing more

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 6:56 am averagechump

      ur gay lol

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 10:27 am bringthereality

      ###now it’s overused to the point of not meaning anything anymore.###

      racist, sexist, misogynist, and homophobe would respectfully disagree with you

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 5:05 pm St

      Aww you guys get so riled up when your mating call is impugned?

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  8. on November 13, 2016 at 11:02 pm Dan

    Agree and Amplify is only a valid useful tool if what you agree to and amplify isn’t disgusting, self demeaning and useless.

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 7:23 am Greg Eliot

      I think we all knew that kid in high school that wanted to be part of the crowd, but was so dorky that the only way he’d be allowed to hang around is by willingly being the butt of demeaning jibes and jests… most of which he told himself.

      Think Pee Wee in Porky’s.

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      • on November 14, 2016 at 7:41 am streetsweeper

        “I think we all knew that kid in high school that wanted to be part of the crowd, but was so dorky that the only way he’d be allowed to hang around is by willingly being the butt of demeaning jibes and jests”

        telling on yourself again, Greg?

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      • on November 14, 2016 at 8:00 am Greg Eliot

        Well, look who crawls out of the woodwork to take a potshot… our usual suspect roach, although under the sock puppy monicker he’s come to know and love.

        You ain’t no streetsweeper, pee wee… you’re what his broom pushes along.

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  9. on November 14, 2016 at 2:50 am donperegrine

    If someone called you a fag, would it help your cause to retort, “I’m totally faggy. Proud of it. Wouldn’t want it any other way”?

    -Nah, I just act that way so girls will get dressed in front of me.
    -i’M TOTALLY gay for chicks
    -I met Anthony here at a dick-sucking competition. He was number 23
    -I only got gay after I met your girl at a dick-sucking competition. She was number 23
    -I’m totally faggy. Proud of it. Wouldn’t want it any other way (…it could be made to work)

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 7:03 am averagechump

      my response would be: “I can’t be a fag because I hate fags and I want to see them all gassed and ovened. You can’t be a fag and hate fags at the same time. Do you hate fags?”
      “lol no,” he’d say.
      “Well then that makes you a fag,” I’d respond.
      “lol that doesn’t make any sense.”
      “Sure it does. If you don’t hate fags than that makes you a fag.”
      “Sorry. I’m not a homophobe.”
      “Ok fag.”

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      • on November 14, 2016 at 9:20 am Some Guy

        Another solution might be to just go Pee-Wee Herman on his ass and say something like “I know you are, but what am I?” In a stupid voice, then laugh or smile. This tacitly implies that his insult is meaningless (presumably because the insulter is of a lower status than you) and not worthy of a serious response.

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  10. on November 14, 2016 at 4:14 am Lovekraft

    His response was similar to “Oh yeah? I’m telling my mom on you!”

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  11. on November 14, 2016 at 4:28 am Hackett To Bits

    A&A done correctly:
    (Trump 60 minutes interview)

    “Lesley Stahl: One of the issues that has come up in the campaign is your … temperament…

    “Donald Trump: They spent $1 billion against me on the word “Temperament.” It was given by Madison Avenue. And they thought that, by temperament, they could maybe, you know, win the election. Obviously, it didn’t work because we’re here and they’re not. And I think my strongest asset is my temperament because I have a temperament where we win and we’re going to start winning again. We’re going to win on trade, we’re going to win at the borders, we’re going to knock out ISIS.”

    Reframing too, but plenty of amplification. He turns an implied shame label into a pride label. Music to the ears…

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 6:53 am Director

      Hillary blew it when she named the Alt-Right…

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      • on November 14, 2016 at 8:01 am Greg Eliot

        She blew it when she made her whole campaign about Trump disrespecting women.

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      • on November 14, 2016 at 8:15 am mack

        Hillary blew it when she tapped the gayest non-gay man to be her VP. Milo, in all his ballsy flamboyance, exudes more masculinity than Tim Kaine.

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      • on November 14, 2016 at 8:43 am Greg Eliot

        Yeah, that too… mentioned it on an earlier thread myself.

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      • on November 14, 2016 at 1:54 pm JironGhrad

        Let’s just call it what it is. Hillary blew it when she decided she had what it takes to be president.

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  12. on November 14, 2016 at 5:58 am tteclod

    My mom is 70 and I have no sister you sick freak

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  13. on November 14, 2016 at 6:57 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

    That man ain’t thought it through.

    Let me impregnate your wife and carry off your daughters for my pleasure?

    Ffs.

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  14. on November 14, 2016 at 7:33 am Greg Eliot

    I’m (((shakin’ mah haid))) at some of the retorts you young clowns are posting here… stupid puerile comebacks that make you seem as fey as the fool trying to get your goat.

    If some stranger comes up to you with some clown act, give him the steely-eyed missile man eye and tell him

    “You’re gonna look awful funny when I pull your head through your ass and give you an even shittier outlook on life. You’ve got about 3 seconds to start moving, or it’s on.” and then stand up, if you happen to be sitting.

    I guarantee, you’ll either get a “Hey, jes’ kiddin’, bro” attempt at a handshake reconciliation, which you should brush off, or he’ll be high-steppin’ with some snarky remark as he departs.

    Then again, start lifting and carrying yourself so that no stranger would even deign to approach you with such nonsense. Granted, it’s getting more difficult because all the dweebs out there haven’t run into men who believe that words and acts have immediate consequences.

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    • on November 14, 2016 at 8:23 am donperegrine

      You are a caricature, Greg Eliot Rogers.
      But why not post this as a direct response to my comment?

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      • on November 14, 2016 at 8:42 am Greg Eliot

        You are a caricature, Greg Eliot Rogers.

        Yet another example of imagined witty retort? Hint: try not to make your opponent’s case for him.

        But why not post this as a direct response to my comment?

        Because, schmendrick, there were one or two others posting equally inane rejoinders. I would have thought that my “some of you young clowns” was the give-away.

        You should have been relieved that some of your (ahem) peers were running interference. But if you still want my direct attention, proceed.

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      • on November 14, 2016 at 10:00 am donperegrine

        Nope, that is wrong. Not one single other commentor had posted any rejoinder when you made that comment. And even now, the only three who have are all in that one thread.

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      • on November 14, 2016 at 10:11 am Greg Eliot

        Try again… look right below your own initial comment of rejoinders for the 7:03am post of another (ahem) peer..

        I’ll be over there by the bar when you’re ready to say you wuz wrong.

        “You was wrong? You was wrong? Boy, you ain’t been right yet.”

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  15. on November 14, 2016 at 8:01 am alfanerd

    How about, as a reply to the

    Nah dude, I’m not cucking me and my bros were just giving your mom an old-fashioned gang-bang.

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  16. on November 14, 2016 at 8:53 am Truth-hammer

    Who is Thomas Middleditch? Sounds like a character from LOTR. Guess I could Jewgle it.

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  17. on November 14, 2016 at 8:55 am Grunt Gut

    mom jokes/insults never get old

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  18. on November 14, 2016 at 10:13 am Combine Honnette

    I guess he won’t mind if I ask him for Ms. Middleditch’s phone number. She looks like an easy lay.

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  19. on November 14, 2016 at 12:10 pm (((Divine Son of Kek)))

    “Stupid.”

    “Degenerate.”

    Simple. Dismissive. Face-saving.

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  20. on November 14, 2016 at 12:54 pm Sentient

    Cuck AF shirts (inspired by @kumailn & @Middleditch) on my Redbubble store. 75% of proceeds to @TrevorProject https://t.co/7GPNQa3UWJ pic.twitter.com/AJwiH7VBoc

    — Patrick King (@patking13) November 14, 2016

    Zero Irony Rape!

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  21. on November 14, 2016 at 1:02 pm Sentient

    Out with @kumailn; for no reason two dudes came at us with Trump right wing shit, calling us "cucks". Never in my life. I hate this. Week 1.

    — Thomas Middleditch (@Middleditch) November 12, 2016

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