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The Twelve Days Of Kekmas

December 24, 2016 by CH

Courtesy of reader Hackett To Bits, a Christmastime favorite updated for the Year of Our God Emperor.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true Kek sent to me:
Twelve Illegals Fleeing
Eleven Pepes Scheming
Ten Shitlords Gaming
Nine Ladies Preening
Eight Chicks a Texting
Seven Vages Moistening
Six Babes I’m Laying
Five Screeching Cucks
Four Despondent Libs
Three Clintons Gone
Two Dindus Out
and a President-elect named Trump!

Merry Christmas!
MAGA!

Stay Frosty the Snowman, my friend. I think we’re all dreaming of a White Christmas.

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  1. on December 24, 2016 at 10:48 pm Days of Broken Arrows

    Tell Hackett To Bits: “We always watch the Queen on Christmas Day — won’t you stay?”

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    • on December 26, 2016 at 4:19 pm Ponce du Lion

      KEKMAS OR HANUKEK?

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  2. on December 24, 2016 at 10:49 pm The Twelve Days Of Kekmas | Aus-Alt-Right

    […] The Twelve Days Of Kekmas […]

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    • on December 24, 2016 at 11:58 pm Captain Obvious

      I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but the Alexandrov Ensemble may have perished in a plane wreck: http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3508028/posts

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      • on December 24, 2016 at 11:59 pm Captain Obvious

        Say a prayer for our huWhyte brothers:

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      • on December 25, 2016 at 8:48 am Reb

        Obama trying to start WW3.

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      • on December 25, 2016 at 12:10 pm cortesar

        R.I.P

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      • on December 25, 2016 at 1:07 pm Carlos Danger

        The Saker thinks it is Ukrainian Special Ops AKA CIA.

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  3. on December 24, 2016 at 11:19 pm Ripp

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  4. on December 24, 2016 at 11:29 pm mendo

    Merry Christmas to you all!!

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  5. on December 25, 2016 at 12:51 am flamingmad

    Last line should be “And a Trumpening for the US of A”

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  6. on December 25, 2016 at 1:00 am Anonymous

    Merry Christmas everybody. And get ready to grab 2017 by the pussy!

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  7. on December 25, 2016 at 1:42 am Black Sun

    Happy Yule everyone.
    2016 has been a great year for us.
    Tomorrow belongs to us.

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  8. on December 25, 2016 at 1:52 am Carlos Danger

    This is a pretty interesting Alex Jones dialogue about Trump and his plans. If this comes true, all our dreams will come true. This is straight out of the stuff I tell my daughter. I think AJ may be Trump’s mouthpiece. He is certainly positioning himself as that by appearances. DT seems to be fine with it and willing to use him. He dropped a couple of comments during the election that makes me think he may be the center of a new network sponsored by DT.

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    • on December 25, 2016 at 7:30 am plumpjack

      thanks for posting, CD.

      WINNING by, for, and of the people as the new, new world order. it seems like magic to people who’ve only known losing, but it’s real. and it works.

      the NWO was all about making people weaker, complicit in our own conquering. no more. it’s over. the 2nd American Revolution is here.

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      • on December 25, 2016 at 9:44 am Carlos Danger

        That more than anything is what made Reagan so magical. It was like water in the desert. Trump is better by orders of magnitude by all appearances.

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    • on December 25, 2016 at 9:55 am some guy

      Jones’s hot anchorbabe:

      It’s enough to make a man throw up, it sure is hard to figure…

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      • on December 25, 2016 at 10:20 am Carlos Danger

        I think she is a control freak and wants a pet. I like Margaret Howell the red head better by a mile.

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      • on December 25, 2016 at 10:26 am some guy

        I like Margaret Howell the red head better by a mile.

        I like Howell better, too–McAdoo is actually something of a butterface–but the fact that Jones is featuring a coalburner in such a prominent position still renders him suspect.

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      • on December 25, 2016 at 10:49 am plumpjack

        I prefer to think of Alex as a modern day Edgar Cayce. an imperfect, often confused medium.

        they’d even look alike if Alex laid off the pastries and ribs.

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      • on December 25, 2016 at 3:46 pm Carlos Danger

        I’ve always thought he was tapping Lee Ann.

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      • on December 26, 2016 at 12:59 am Carlos Danger

        Food is good in Austin. Alex is a great American in my book at this point.

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      • on December 26, 2016 at 10:29 am Greg Eliot

        She looks like she’s got mystery meat genetics herself, so it’s not like a great loss… but still, point taken… she’s got some real psych issues to not do better than that bubble-lipped, slewfoot-lookin’ shitskin.

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  9. on December 25, 2016 at 3:38 am The Twelve Days Of Kekmas | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  10. on December 25, 2016 at 4:03 am Vice

    http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/104359519/my-sides-are-in-orbit

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    • on December 25, 2016 at 8:30 am Reb

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  11. on December 25, 2016 at 6:18 am Sentient

    They are just silly girls…

    May All The Pussy Be Grabbed In 2017

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    • on December 25, 2016 at 8:46 am mendo

      Excellent! Got my 2017 pussy grabbing started early with some Friday and Saturday action.

      Godspeed, gentlemen.

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  12. on December 25, 2016 at 6:35 am (((Divine Son of Kek)))

    Who says the Clintons are done for?

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    • on December 25, 2016 at 9:20 am hard9bf

      Mr. B.J. Clinton and his beard Thunderbiscuits are dead of natural causes, secondary to GRID and alcoholism, inside two years. Chelsea is a silver-spooned layabout lacking her parents’ psychopathic ambitions born of insecurity.

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      • on December 26, 2016 at 6:27 am mack

        I don’t think Hillary is retreating any time soon. She will try again for 2020 and soon we will see upbeat media stories about Hillary being the comeback kid. She will rest for a few months, watch and criticize Trump as he assumes the Presidency, and plan her comeback with a mix of new and old advisers. She will lose 40 pounds and have another facelift. She isn’t going away because she is entitled to be the first female POTUS. The Dems don’t want her and this is why Biden has openly flirted with running in 2020.

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      • on December 26, 2016 at 3:24 pm Captain Obvious

        mack, I agree that that’s what she WANTS to do, but I don’t know that her body can provide it for her – b!tch is 69 but has the body of a 96 y.o.

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  13. on December 25, 2016 at 7:46 am Dude

    Merry Christmas y’all. MAGA.

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  14. on December 25, 2016 at 9:17 am (((Divine Son of Kek)))

    btw

    Useful white people with the means to avoid the riffraff aren’t worried about the future of the white race. They aren’t worried about losing their long-held privileges in a global economy. Useful white people aren’t going anywhere.

    2017 New Year’s resolution for the AR: quit crying and make yourselves useful. Shouldn’t be too difficult for a bunch of high IQ, hyperborean supermen.

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    • on December 25, 2016 at 9:31 am hard9bf

      White people who can afford rent in Whiteopias are the future of the White race. We are consolidating our long-held inborn advantages, like high IQ and beauty, in Whiteopias. That’s where we’re found and we aren’t going anywhere.

      2017 New Year’s resolution for Whites: now that we’ve created Whiteopias where we feel safe around fellow Whites, it’s time to make more White children.

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    • on December 25, 2016 at 9:53 am Greg Eliot

      They aren’t worried about losing their long-held privileges in a global economy.

      Wha, more hackneyed (((Alinsky))) shaming language?

      Yaaaaawn… how 14 minutes and 59 seconds ago!

      Stick with commentary on thigh-high boots, (((Brucie))).

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      • on December 25, 2016 at 12:57 pm (((Divine Son of Kek)))

        Come on, Greg.

        White workers in the US haven’t been in an extremely privileged position for much of the last century?

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      • on December 25, 2016 at 1:19 pm Greg Eliot

        C’mon nuthin’… people worked for a living and earned what they had.

        And the harder they worked, the more (ahem) privileged they got… go figger.

        Try it sometime, (((parasites))).

        That whole “White privilege” guilt agitprop arose because, as more and more generations passed, more and more White folks started rightfully sticking up for themselves in re the whole slavery guilt trip… e.g. the majority of Whites never owned slaves, negroes haven’t been slaves for over 150 years now, White people died to free the slaves, etc., etc., etc.

        (((You))) folks had to come up with another shaming tactic to dishearten the goyim… and this time we’re having none of it, Schlomo.

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      • on December 25, 2016 at 6:09 pm Lichthof

        Keke if we go down…yiu cunts go down to. A parasite needs a healthy host.
        That’s why you cunts are here and not in say Africa.
        Fire them up Capo…

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    • on December 25, 2016 at 12:44 pm Carlos Danger

      Useful white people = headless body

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      • on December 25, 2016 at 2:22 pm Greg Eliot

        Think of the horse in 1984. No matter how the elites fuck things up and fuck us over, we should just say: “I must work harder!”

        That’s how (((they))) want us White folks to be.

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      • on December 26, 2016 at 3:21 pm Captain Obvious

        1984 = Animal Farm?

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    • on December 25, 2016 at 1:24 pm Marc

      Santa, all I wanted for Christmas was a higher quality troll.
      Didn’t get it. Sad!

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    • on December 26, 2016 at 1:18 am italianopeningbuc

      Being a useful idiot is great until you realize that you have no power and you are expendable at a moment’s notice. White people are in fact being used and the ones who are not falling in line are getting thrown under the bus. They are called Deplorables by the Expendables.

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  15. on December 25, 2016 at 11:10 am cortesar

    (((useful))) white people
    kike do you know what a hyperborean means
    It is everything that your tribe you and ((useful))) people are not (and will never be)
    ——————————————————————————————————
    I am everything that has got lost,’ sighs modern man. This modernity was our sickness: lazy peace, cowardly compromise, the whole virtuous uncleanliness of the modern Yes and No. … Rather live in the ice than among modern virtues and other south winds! We were intrepid enough, we spared neither ourselves nor others; but for a long time we did not know where to turn with our intrepidity

    Neither by land nor by sea will you find the way to the Hyperboreans’
    ——————————————————————————————————–
    F.N

    Oh btw I am just watching Nathanyahooo having epic tantrums Not so easy to come to terms with the fact ‘bama Husein screwed you for (((goodby)))
    2016 keeps on giving indeed to the very last day

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    • on December 26, 2016 at 1:55 pm oink

      Si moare emirul sub jarul pustiei —
      Si focu-n odaie se stinge si el,
      Iar lupii tot urlă pe-ntinsul câmpiei,
      Si frigul se face un brici de otel…
      Dar luna cea rece, s-acea dusmănie
      De lupi care urlă — s-acea sărăcie
      Ce-alunecă zilnic spre ultima treaptă,
      Sunt toate pustia din calea cea dreaptă,
      S-acea izolare, s-acea dezolare,
      Sunt Meka cerească, sunt Meka cea mare..

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  16. on December 25, 2016 at 6:51 pm Libertardian

    Merry Christmas and congratulations all around. What a year.

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  17. on December 26, 2016 at 4:16 pm Ponce du Lion

    KEKMAS OR HANUKEK?

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  18. on December 27, 2016 at 4:03 am palmasailor

    Off topic but I have just checked in at LHR with my blonde 13 year old son heading to Florida.

    I’ve been told by the Muzzie security guard that my son has been picked out for a security body search at the gate. By a female officer..

    Obviously he fits the profile..

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    • on December 27, 2016 at 4:27 am palmasailor

      Ok my son has now been checked . There were two names on the list.. I couldn’t pronounce the other one. Plus of course my sons young age will bias the averages downward.

      None of this was missed on him.

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