Courtesy of reader Hackett To Bits, a Christmastime favorite updated for the Year of Our God Emperor.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true Kek sent to me:
Twelve Illegals Fleeing
Eleven Pepes Scheming
Ten Shitlords Gaming
Nine Ladies Preening
Eight Chicks a Texting
Seven Vages Moistening
Six Babes I’m Laying
Five Screeching Cucks
Four Despondent Libs
Three Clintons Gone
Two Dindus Out
and a President-elect named Trump!Merry Christmas!
MAGA!
Stay Frosty the Snowman, my friend. I think we’re all dreaming of a White Christmas.