January 11, 2017 by CH
It’s funny cuz it’s true.
This is one of those memes that is easily transferable to real life application. Say a sassy girl gives you lip about only dating rock stars (or tall men, or whatever). You shoot back, “ya well I prefer girls who are pretty”. She’ll fume, but she won’t feel indifferent towards you, and that’s a springboard to romance, gentlemen!
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GF started talking about some cute guy from work last night. I went to bathroom and txted an ex-gf “date?” She txted back in 10mins “blah blah yes hows friday blah blah” I threw the phone on the bed and made gf read read it. ” thats how easy it is honey” tingle overload crazy sx ensued
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MoA, Bunz -> Oven, dude. SRSLY. Need moar Sh!tlords.
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Midly O/T, but English girls and Australian/Kiwi girls have declined in attractiveness over the past 40 years. The fall from grace is quite staggering.
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It’s got to be diet-related; probably some chemical-pollution as well.
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Has more to do with effort than anything else.
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Yeah, I’m noticing it everywhere – the rise of the Salamander people – they lack all the glorius & noble distinguishing features of Our People. It’s like one long layer of fat from the collarbone to the scalp – no neck, no jaw, no chin, no cheekbones, no eyebrows, barely even a nose. WTF is causing this sh!t?
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“Yeah, I’m noticing it everywhere”
Grains(GMO mainly) and PUFA. It is in everything and makes people look horrible.
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With Brits, over that timespan, I’d guess universal central heating (meaning you can just sit on your arse all day in next-to-nowt without falling over and dying), the decline of public transport and the associated rise in door-to-door car/cab use, and, most of all, the availability of mountains of “food” (fatty, bready treats and warm, sugary, milky drinks) absolutely everywhere, 24hrs.
Even Sundays, and after chucking-out time (which in itself no longer exists as a universal curfew). Oh that reminds me. Women in pubs, all the bloody time, and the smoking ban. Now they sate the nicotine pangs with large ‘glasses’ (third of a bottle buckets, really) of highly calorific cheap white wine, and dubious cocktails (beer is icky and ‘fattening’, apparently. No dear, it just makes you piss a lot). And more grub. Even while boozing at home. Oceans of booze, everywhere. Even in the 24hr filling station. No more queuing at the offie, just wobble down to Tesco’s in a onesie and funny animal slippers innit.
tldr; there’s any amount of reasons. Mostly to do with sloth and gluttony.
Also you’ll be seeing far more utter plebs on the telly and in the now vividly-illustrated press than was the wont. They used to keep them in factories during daylight hours, so as not to demoralise the lieges.
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Candy killed herself. Nothing else matters.
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Sorry Rum.
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Shit test I got once from a Moroccan girl:
Her: I only date guys with beards.
Me: I figured you would be into terrorists. I’ll grow a beard and wear a turban while I’m at it, just for you.
Fucked her shortly thereafter.
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The story would only be better if you had yelled out allahu ackbar at the climax
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And did she ululate when she came, like in the “The Battle of Algiers”?
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“Women are attracted to bad boys because they are nurturing and want to change them.” Bullshit. That’s how women RATIONALIZE their attraction to bad boys. Big difference.
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Did I mention this was at an airport in Turkey?
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Z Z Top.
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Yes, partially correct.
CH, RealTalk requires you to reference and advocate the less discussed and more valuable part, the non-verbal delivery.
The content of what is ‘said’ is ineffective unless coupled with the BL and voice tonality that hits the hind brain.
The difference between her ‘sitting down’ vs ‘shutting down’.
Good
-be talking over your shoulder
-neutral / slight smirk facial muscles
-respond slow, pause before
-stern and solid posture, no reactive movement
-pause after statement, hold frame
-dont break eye contact, let her
Bad
-nervous ticks
-shifting weight
-sipping drink
-shaking drink
-chuckling showing teeth
-putting drink in front of face
-defensive posture, moving swiftly etc
-not believing your own bullshit
-thinking you need her approval
Etc…etc…
Trump on International TV
“No, you’re fake news. You’re organization is terrible. Don’t be rude.”
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It’s not about being an asshole, its about having wit and showing social skill. Nice guys autists are the ones who complain about girls and asshole behavior when its just them being demotivated and/or uncapable
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Exactly. Asshole game is just acting like a guy should. Showing that you dont worship her because muh vagina.
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> “Nice guys autists are the ones who complain about girls and asshole behavior” ——— In fairness, being a Nice Guy from a Good Family and then crossing paths with one of these Crazy Hot Mess Bad Gurrlllzezes from Sh!tty Un-Families takes a he11uva lotta getting used to. Also, character molded in GOP Good Families tends to mix with Anti-Character never-molded in DEM Un-Families like water mixes with oil. Again, takes some getting used to. [And at some point, you’re bound to start axing yourself, “Why am I dipping it in this sh!t in the first place?”]
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Lemme revise & extend those remarks: The very worst chicks, bar none, are the elitistes from the upper crust families for whom the elitism is both burned into their genes and inculcated into their culture from Day One. Chicks whose natural tone of voice, in everything from “What’s for breakfast” to “What’s for Dinner?” is nose-in-the-air up-talking snark. And that’s if they’ll even speak to you in the first place. Many of them won’t even reply to the very best openers, because stone-cold aloof silence [== obliviousness to their lessers] is either in their DNA or in their home-training or both.
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obliviousness to their PERCEIVED lessers
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“Lemme revise & extend those remarks: The very worst chicks, bar none, are the elitistes from the upper crust families for whom the elitism is both burned into their genes and inculcated into their culture from Day One.”
Sadly, the beta safety net has allowed this sense of entitlement to trickle down to shit-tier women.
The phenomenon of HB5s snubbing the advances of men who are socially and physically out of their league is a pretty good indicator that civilization needs a ctrl+alt+del.
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One other thought, at the opposite extreme, is when you’re talking with a girl, and she’s tipsy, and having a good time, and she’s eating up your opener and all of your one-liners, and she can’t get enough of you, and you’re having the time of your life, and you go back to her place, and you bang the sh!t outta her, but then the next day, or a few days later, you cross paths again, and she’s cold frigid nurse-ratched implacable – possibly even outright dyke-ish – I’ve crossed paths with enough of them [usually in academia] to know that when substances like alcohol are a necessary prerequisite for getting a chick to let down her hair & be feminine & enjoy herself, then RUN FORREST RUN.
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“Many of them won’t even reply to the very best openers, because stone-cold aloof silence [== obliviousness to their lessers] is either in their DNA or in their home-training or both.”
indeed. and, like you say, a man has to ask himself “is that piece of ass worth a lifetime of slavery?” or, if he’s up for it, “if I tap that, what are the odds I can game the entire family and enrich myself beyond my wildest dreams?”
when you come from honest folks the shallowness of the elites is unbearable, and any potential upward-mobility to be gained by going along with it feels like a shitstain on your soul. conversely, your earthiness is equally unbearable in a world where appearances is all the matters, and you can barely open your mouth at a cocktail party without creating an ice storm of scorn.
(ironically, it seems to be pseudo-elite climbers who are most status-fearing. many of the true elites at the very top top level come full circle and cut through the bullshit, because, like the deplorables, they have little to fear).
game/sex are a fascinating event horizon where these two worlds collide, often with laws-of-physics-defying consequences, where the power of attraction meets the power of social acceptance/stigma.
in elite communities the power of in-group acceptance is far greater, and so are the fireworks when sexual attraction runs up against maintaining one’s status in the clique. for deplorables the restrictions are a lot looser, and so you have a lot more pairings based on attraction alone, for better and for worse.
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PJ, you just summarized my entire life in about five paragraph/sentence thingamabobs. COTY.
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a lot of game is simply treating girls as your equal. and if you observe their behavior objectively, much of it is utterly sociopathic. the double standard is implied just by the fact that we guys call it “asshole” game, a derogatory term, though it’s actually just tfb, typical female behavior. she gets away with it because of her perceived smv, and so will you.
it’s still an art though. many women will wither in the presence of a genuine asshole. the enlightened asshole therefore wields his shiv sword more like a scalpel, and saves it’s full soul-crushing power for his enemies.
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> “it’s still an art though… sword… scalpel…” ——— This is really difficult. Getting into Advanced Game Theory senior honors thesis. Sensing the nature of the prey, its background, its attitude, its desires, its mood, its ennui, the effect of the ambience, the barometric pressure, the day-of-the-month [vis-a-vis the 0vulation], and blah blah blah blah blah blah, then finally making the correct choice [all within a few tenths of a second] as to lukewarm -vs- hot -vs- thermonukular for the shiv.
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And then, when you inevitably make the wrong choice, seeing whether you can think on your feet fast enough to remedy the problem, or whether it’s best just to ZFG and move on to greener pastures.
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“[all within a few tenths of a second]”
lmao! so true!
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“And then, when you inevitably make the wrong choice, seeing whether you can think on your feet fast enough to remedy the problem, or whether it’s best just to ZFG and move on to greener pastures.”
Hahaha yes! sometimes this is the best part, trying to dig yourself out of a hole.
This is a common one, but it happened to me. I just used agree and amplify to defuse the situation and it worked.
Her: blah blah blah
Me: Ya whatever. Your mom likes it.
Her: …My mom…is dead…
Me: Well…lets go dig her up!
Her: *eye bulge* *punches me softly in the shoulder* Jerk!
Recently I saw a version of this exact shit while watching Ash vs Evil Dead (first episode) – Ash meets a hottie. This is his opener and how he deals. tried finding a clip on j00tube because his body language/facial expressions do a lot of the heavy lifting.
Ash: “Do me a favor, won’t you? Thank your mother for me? She passed her genes down to you in all the right places.”
Kelly, “My mother died is a car accident six months ago.”
Ash: “Wow. Phew. You know, next time in the future you might want to just say “sure I’ll tell her.” Because a bomb like that on someone you just met is downright rude.”
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motherfucker, you are on fire lately some top tier comments plumpjack. Im going to vegas this weekend to ply my shitlord wiles, your comments are greatly appreciated refresher.
Regarding your exchange above with Captain Obv., PUA YaReally has written a lot about defeating social in-group acceptance by blowing it up with a grenade, lots of good stuff at the ya really archive website.
For example, showing up dressed like a blue collar slob to a fancy nightclub – you have to deal with the social pressure of guys and girls trying to tool you for your clothes and how IF you can adopt a frame of “my clothes are actually cooler than yours, you fuckers overdressed” you can demonstrate hardcore state control and get them to actually compliment your clothes and welcome you into the group. Contrast is king.
And i agree – I am great at being a cocky asshole, but we need a scalpel not a sword. You have to have the social acuity to KNOW who deserves the full hell fire and when you need to dial back the asshole vibe because you are already in like flint.
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quix, thank you brother. appreciate your insightful comments as well.
agree and amplify/double down is definitely the best way to nuke elitist snobbery. duck dynasty wasn’t a cross-cultural hit for nothing. (at least until the elites figured out that yes, we really do believe that homosexuality is evil).
jokes aside, showing up to meet your elite snob girlfriend’s friends and/or parents dressed as a duck hunter would be glorious. if they’re going to play the appearances game why not blow them away at it? let them get tripped up when you defy their expectations. (most people don’t know that “redneck” Phil Robertson has a master’s degree in education.)
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Invent deficiency in the opposite sex to compensate for your own shortcomings. Thats you all over.
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No need to invent a thing.
Aside from sex and kids, I can’t think of anything I can get from a girl that I couldn’t get better from a dog.
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True. Thanks to the automated washing machine we barely need women around at all anymore. What can a woman provide that a dog can’t other than finding love amongst your own species?
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Tell us a story, Poonslayer.
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lol very freudian observation. You should write a blogpost about it fag
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Off topic, but check out Miss Helsinki.
http://www.misshelsinki.fi/
This has just got to stop!!!
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Fukin gross! Fins are so cucked jezu$!
https://aller-seiska-prod-cdn.seiska.fi/files/styles/article_page_image_770px_wide/s3/styles/web/1SephoraIkalabadouble.jpg?itok=rtH08hR_
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She’s from the south of Finland…
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That’s really the best looking darkie the Finns could trot out?
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Then again, an attractive black woman would conform to European standards of beauty.
We can’t have that.
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DSK, you’re on a roll today. Stick with it and you’ll make )))honorary Aryan((( yet.
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M0ssad is definitely improving their JIDF algorithms.
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If they had to have a token black winner, for whatever reason, they could have at least went with a relatively attractive one. This sheboon is as average as they come.
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I could have a random black girl from Philadelphia and she’d be more attractive than this monstrosity.
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I could have picked a random black girl from Philadelphia………..what I meant to say.
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australopithecus female
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come on, cap. don’t be so cruel. she’s no Australopithecus. look at those refined facial features and softened jawline. definitely no more primitive than homo erectus:
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Here are the finalists.
Affirmative action much?
http://www.misshelsinki.fi/uutiset/2016/9/8/2017-finalistien-esittelyt
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There’s not a single non-white in this whole galaxy who would pick #1 over #2. You have to go to the lands of low-T recessed testicles to find a man that would make such a daft choice.
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Ignoring the Neanderthal-free Negress, look at the diversity among the nine actually attractive women: they contain the last ten thousand years of West Eurasian history. There are Germanic, Lappish, Slavic and Tartar ingredients, there’s fuck-me-against-this-wall versus girl-next-door, there are round cheeks versus planar cheeks, there is coy amateurism versus dominant professionalism. There is a rainbow of hair color, all manner of lips. There are a few too many flat chests, but oh well. Overall, I’d crown 2, but I like the next door looks of 1, 5 and 9 too, and the Eurasian look of 4. Hell, I like all 9.
The last thing we Aryans need is more diversity.
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John Scalzi approves of the winner. He is likely jerking off because nine white chicks lost.
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Finland badly needs to regain the taste of the champion.
(Finnish group.)
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With the right tone of voice, OP could be pulled off..
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El Rushbo just reported the NYT, “All the fake news that’s fit to manufacture”, has officially banned the phrase “fake news” in its stories, all thanks be to Lord God Emperor Trump’s glorious smackdown of that pajamaboy loser from CNN yesterday.
So how long did it take that phrase to collapse? Three weeks?
MAWA
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Not yet though.
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Another victory: he swatted away NBC’s shit test about his tax returns, saying nobody cares but reporters, and capped it by stealing Obama’s line: “I won.”
Lolzlolzlolz
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RE: the girl in the photo
If she’s wearing a top that like, she’s pretty much signaling she wants the D.
As nice as that is, sometimes when gals wear tops like that, however flattering it is to their body, I immediately think they’re a tramp, which is a turn off.
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One thing i would like to know re. asshole game is if women are turned on by ‘man against man asshole game’. Those nogs bullying the white kid recently was an example. That one bitch seemed to be really enjoying herself. But was she sexually aroused by the bullies? How extensive is this?
I think its one of the lowest things you can do as a man…to bully another for sexual gain..goes against my ingrained sense of honor and strength of character, etc. But im sure there are guys who do it..have seen it before. Its a weird one because it shows dominance (which women love) but also shows great unkindness (like witnessing someone beating a dog undeservably).
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Women are turned on by displays of dominance, but only niggers would be turned on by bullying.
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This is just…. hahaha wtf??
Even the ‘winner’ is wearing a look on her face that screams “I KNOW I don’t deserve this.”
There’s resting b!tch face, and then there’s this….. resting dick face. You know, the kinda look you normally get from a man that makes you think “this asshole is trying to start shit”.
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Which country has the best-looking women? My educated guess:
1. France is number one (ignore the Africans from the former colonies)
2. Denmark (horny, sexy girls; but they are slutty and they will cheat on you)
3. Portugal- underrated country in my opinion (traditional, conservative girls; girls who want to have babies, they won’t cheat on you)
4. The United States (more hotties in absolute numbers than any nation; on the other hand, more fatties in absolute numbers)
Worst-looking country:
1. All African nations south of Egypt
2. Peru
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Countries are not homogeneous in hotties – but some geographic regions are … Southern France near Basque Country, has ravenesque women with Gallic features, northern Italy near the lakes region has tall auburn haired beauties with fair complexions and Icelandic villages have your blue eyed Nordic blondes … it’s the same in the USA where imo New Jersey has the greatest concentration of hotties.
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There is a middle point in Europe between the North (blue-eyed blonde pale girls) and the South (raven-haired olive-skinned beauties). It’s the Sweet Spot.
Yes, you are right. Southern France, Basque and northern Italy. The best chicks. Best features.
I haven’t visited New Jersey in years. I’ll take your word for it. In the USA, a great concentration of hotties in southern California. Texas is good in some places, garbage in other places. Ohio has a lot of cuties.
Louisiana, West Virginia and Mississippi are the worst. Ugly and fat. And that’s the white women…….
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Here is my assessment on women based in America. I do have massive international exposure where I hang. I cannot speak for the countries themselves though.
*White American women are just a turn off for me. Too much baggage and surface bullshit especially with the older ones. They have been lifted up and placated for years now while white males have been downtrodden.
*Latin women(at least in America) are a little crazy and high maintenance. *Asians used to be attractive to me but they are just weird. Same goes for Indian women.
Favorite: Lebanese, Jordanian, Afghan, American(Arabic origin) women. Very feminine, submissive and culturally closer to being more real and authentic.
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Ukraine and Belarus. No comparison anywhere else. Kiev is a super model convention every day.
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I failed to be blown away by the women in Moscow. Don’t get me wrong. Pretty girls, sure. But the Slavic girls aren’t all super models. I plan on a tour of the former communist bloc one day (including Belarus and Armenia). Maybe Ukrainian/Balkan bitches are the magical unicorns every dude on the internet claims they are.
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A pretty face matters. I can see why French girls are your top choice. I used to like asians but no so much now. With asians, when you see a multitude of them, obesity is not the issue, a pretty face is. Most are butterfaces (like most countries are full of out of shape, ugly people) and this affects the ongoing boner. Im a sucker for brunettes so Colombianas would be up there on my list..no not the nog variety.
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Having grown up in what you might call the shadow of the Soviet Empire, I know exactly what most Slavic women look like – and also what they look like after 30.
The ones you guys usually hold up as the most gorgeous women in the world tend to look a lot more German or Swedish than Slavic.
As far as I’m concerned, nowhere on earth can compete with Denmark and southern Sweden – or at least that’s how it was until they got flooded with Somalis, Iraqis, Ethiopians, Moroccans, etc. etc.
Finnland, Germany and Holland are (were) up there, too.
Not crazy about Mediterranean or French girls, but parts of Latin America have some stunners, just make sure you trade her in for a new model at 30 or so (see also Slavic women, above).
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French women are hot no doubt.
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And age comparatively gracefully and well [twirls now snow-white whiskers].
As wolfie points out, those sturdy nordic/slavic peasant girls get rather too völkisch and weathered/lumpy, like an old potato, after 29-and-three-quarters. It’s quite dramatic, and often renders them completely unrecognisable after just a few years. Particularly when they chop their hair off (a swedish/scandy perversion).
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Iran’s pretty good to be honest. Good facial structure. Pale skin, dark hair, grey eyes. Some really spectacular looking girls.
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F.R.-
Went to the drive through at the bank and the women starts her spiel through the speaker. I am giving the minimum answers and finally look up to see an 8.5 to 9 blond snowflake. About 25 yo. Well she is hoping for an eager beaver now but I continue my ignore and minimize. She finally gets ready to send some cash through the tube and asks if 5 $20’s are alright. I say that I want a $100 bill. She repeats me and says $100? I ignore and don’t answer then start talking on phone. Finally she blows. I look up and see her turn and walk from her station with strong rage in her body language. Then I see a couple of beta men come running to the window with jaws dropped staring at me then looking at her. They are almost scared. I get my money and open the envelope to see she did not give me my $100 bill. I don’t even act bothered and slowly drive away as said beta orbiter managers are circling her trying placate.
I have been working to calibrate my asshole for a while now as it has cost me some opportunities. But in this case I let my full asshole go and it had a profound and long lasting effect on a gal who is used to having men bow down to her. When she is eating her dinner tonight she will remember me. When she goes to bed she will think about me. When she wakes up in the morning she will still wonder about me.
Priceless.
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you had me until you said you left without the $100 bill.
what’s the point of that? if it were me, after i saw she hadn’t given me what i wanted, i would have sent the tube back and told her to give me the $100 bill i asked for.
right now she’s not thinking of you in a good way. she’s thinking that she won and is probably laughing about it with her girlfriends.
yeah, maybe you didn’t cater to her and answer her question like she wanted you to. but she was just doing her work routine when she asked that. she knew what you said, it’s just part of her job to ask for confirmation. so then she gave you what SHE wanted to give you instead of what you wanted because you didn’t play into her routine.
so then you leave without getting what you asked for.
pretty sure she won this round brother.
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midnight-
I got my money, just not the way I asked for it. No, no, fighting her for the bill I wanted would have ruined my “don’t care attitude”.
It was perfect how I left it.
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Musta thought you were going to one of those elite parties where anyone snorting thru a twenty would be looked at like they were on food stamps. And you weren’t even going to take her along! The sheer effrontery … [head explodes, throws a full-on SuBo right there, in public].
Or something like that. Fuck knows what goes on in burds’ heids, it must be like a kaleidoscope in there.
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Here’s a little minor-league asshole game I’ve enjoyed using three or four times.
Her: “God I’ve gotten so fat lately”.
Note: usually said by a girl who isn’t fat, but is trolling for some unearned compliments from a eager beta…..
Anyhow,
Her: “God I’ve gotten so fat lately”.
Me: “I dunno. Some girls look good with a little meat on their bones.”
OR
Me: “I dunno. Some guys like a girl with a little meat on her bones”.
Watch the quizzical and mildly confused look on her face. It’s precious. She feels like she was insulted, or at least not immediately hoisted onto her pedestal, but there was nothing in the actual content of your response that was insulting in the slightest. You didn’t call her fat. You didn’t agree that she is fat.
You also didn’t compliment or reassure her.
As we all know, women constantly talk about how fat they are, and are usually looking for some reassurance and easy compliments. So you will have plenty of opportunity to use this one. And best of all, it’s utterly benign. You can use it on your sister or your best buddy’s wife.
In that respect, it’s a bit diabolical. And fun!
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Ukraine and Belarus. No comparison anywhere else. Kiev is a super model convention every day.
Carlos, this has been my experience. My gf is from Odessa. Super hot. She’s afraid to take me there to visit her family because she’s said my eyes would hurt from seeing so many beautiful women there. Unlike here in the states, Russian/Ukraine women wear high heels and skirts in two foot blizzards.
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Hell yeah!
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