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Spot The Slut

January 12, 2017 by CH

Did you know you can identify a slut without mind-reading?

One major tell is the infamous “thousand cock stare“.

Look at the photos of these five women of varying sexual experience.

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Based on their physiognomies and expressions, can you guess which ones are chaste and which ones have all-access passes to the cock carousel? One of these women, incredibly, has permitted 150 cocks to rotor through her tunnel of love. (Which means more like 300 cocks, given the female self-report rule to double every crotch notch she admits to having accumulated.)

I’ll take my shot. From left to right:

Huge slut
Newbie slut
Avaricious has-been slut (the 150-cock count winner)
Dirty slut
Chaste girl

I base my evaluations on these indicators:

Left-most blonde woman in blue dress has that classic “over-happy” look that cock-addicted women put on to conceal emotional torment. She looks wound up. If you use your hand to cover up the lower half of her face, you can’t miss the aggression and anger in her eyes. And notice how she holds her hands; clasped and cupping her vagina area. With women, this is a subconscious revelation that her vagina is the center of her existence and she offers it up tenderly to the fertility gods, like she’s releasing a piece dove.

Second-from-left woman is black and fat. Hate to say it but those are two major slut tells. However, she has a soft, friendly face, marked by a natural sincere smile and open raised eyebrows. She might be a sassy ho or one of those rare down-home ladies who likes to snuggle and dream of starting a family. My guess is that she’s sluttier than average, but not by much. (She may also not have had many opportunities to collect cocks, because men will pass over fatties if thinner alternatives are available.)

The middle cougar in the red dress is my choice for Slut of the Group (SLOG). 150 cocks looks about right for her, based on her age, short hair, ruby red lipstick, slightly crazy eyes, and deeply cut dress displaying what’s left of the bounce and fullness of her cleavage. And if you look closely, you’ll see she has a masculine digit ratio. DTF! (but suppleness is running out, so act fast.)

The Puerto Rican chick second-from-right is, again, black, and all the data we have on the matter shows that black women are as a rule sluttier than women of other races. The neck tilt is a classic female submission gesture, presenting to the male for ravishment. But coy women with low Ns do this too, so it’s not definitive. However, her bangles indicate that she’s adventurous once you get her in the bedroom. And her manjaw is impressive, cutting a sharp precipice from chin to ear. Verdict: AY YI YI SLUT. (100+ cocks)

Redhead at the far right is the chaste girl. Modest dress, unassuming stance, little make-up or jewelry, and from what I can see no fingernail polish (or very faint understated polish). But the only features you really need to look at to tell she’s no slut are her eyes and smile, both of which exude a natural, unforced warmth. Her eyes especially betray an inner calmness and deep satisfaction. This is a woman with a one cock gaze of love.

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Have you readers taken your Chateau-educated guess? Good. Cross-check your results with the actual slut numbers from the story about these women.

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Let’s see how I did.

Blondie: 102 cocks

MARKETING consultant Hattie Isaacson, 38, from Watford, says her number put some men off, but not husband Paul. [ed: beta]

She says: “I first had sex when I was 16 and it was the start of a good few years of doing it regularly.

“When I was young and single I liked to play the field and have sex whenever I could.

“My active sex life did mean I picked up chlamydia five times. I was on the pill so I didn’t always use a condom, which was silly.

“I had friends with benefits for years and I slept with a lot of interesting people when I went travelling when I was 22. I’ve kept a log of every man I’ve ever slept with so I don’t forget any.

Eat, pray, slut for the pyrrhic win. One has to wonder about the mental health and fidelity risk of a woman who kept a log of all the logs she holed (so she “doesn’t forget any”). Her husband has to be either a supreme beta or a gives-no-fucks alpha with pieces on the side.

I’ll give my slut guess a “HIT” for this woman.

***

Blackie: 3 cocks

“The final guy I slept with is the father of my son.

“I knew him at school too and we’d always had a connection but never acted on it.

“I was 20, and the first time we slept together I got pregnant. It wasn’t planned so it caused a few problems and I am currently single.

“I’m proud that I’ve only slept with three people — most people my age have slept with far more.”

Three cocks is low for any woman in our Houellebecqian Western sexual market dystopia, but it’s particularly low for a black woman. She’s definitely defied sterotypes (if she’s telling the truth).

I vacillated coming to a slut judgment (sludgment?) about her, but ultimately was too harsh. I’ll give myself a “MISS”.

***

Cougar: 35 cocks

“Bringing up four children doesn’t leave much time for sex so for over a decade my sex life was virtually nil.

“I never cheated on my husband, but by the time we got divorced we were not having much sex.

“We got divorced when I was 33, and when I eventually started meeting new men, I loved feeling free again and was able to indulge myself for a while.

“I really enjoy male company and see nothing wrong with having an active sex life if you are safe doing it.

How much has abortion, condoms, the Pill, and penicillin altered the sexual market? Rhetorical.

“In many ways I am making up for lost time.

Women who say this are super easy. You’ll go to pound town on the first date.

“In fact, I would be happy to get my number up to over 50, I have no problem with that.

“Most men don’t ask me how many people I’ve slept with, but if they do I always tell them the truth and I’ve yet to have a bad response.

She dates needy betas with limited mate options.

“It has been a bit of a turn-on for some because they know I know what I’m doing, and I’m also not clingy afterwards.”

Sluts love to hamsterize their cock gobbling as a victory for experience over bedroom ineptitude, but the truth is that sex isn’t complicated. Leg spreading isn’t rocket science.

Ok, I was off on this woman, but to be fair, 35 cocks is still a lot of cock, and she admits she would’ve racked up a much higher cock count had she not had four children early in life, and then asserts that she would happily love to crest 50 cocks.

Nevertheless, she’s not the number one slut.

My score: MISS (on a temporal bias technicality)

***

Puerto Rican: 150 cocks

ALESHA, 30, and son Justin, four, live in Stockwell, South London.

Single mom. Get ready for a no muss, no fuss easy lay.

She says: “I lost my virginity aged 16 to a guy at school. Like most of my friends’ first experiences it was awkward, but a relief too.

“At 17, when I started going clubbing, I’d meet and sleep with a man most nights. Men are usually quite easy to persuade into having sex.

If you aren’t 200 pounds or look like Hillary Clinton.

“I wouldn’t say I was addicted, I just saw sleeping with someone as part of a night out. By 20 I’d slept with over 100 men.

“I don’t regret my encounters. I just had a high sex drive. At times I felt like a predator. I do think my number is pretty high but I see nothing wrong with it.

I called 100+ cocks for this woman, so I’m giving myself the HIT. And it sounds like at age 30 she’s not ready to slow down, so she could quickly hit 150, 200, or more cocks.

***

Redhead: 1 cock

FULL-TIME mum Lara Eventide, 35, lives in Uxbridge, Middlesex, with her husband of 11 years, Chad.

They have a son aged seven and a 20-month-old daughter.

Lara says: “I was in my mid-teens when I met Chad at high school. We were just friends for four months then, one summer night, we revealed our love for each other.

High school romances are often the deepest, strongest, and longest-lasting loves a woman will ever feel. Not all end happily, but all leave a permanent imprint on a woman’s psyche.

“We started dating just days after I finished school in 1999. I had kissed five boys before but Chad was the only one I fell head over heels for and he has been the only man I have ever shared any sexual experiences with.

“We first had sex shortly after starting dating. We were both 17 and it was really special.

I have counseled that it’s always better to have sex sooner rather than later, because the best long-term relationships start with a foundation of uncontrollable passion. The key, if you want to avoid getting hitched to a slut OR a prude, is to see evidence in those first delirious dates of your woman working hard to contain her sexual ardor for you if she doesn’t want to give her sex away too quickly.

My score: HIT

***

I got three hits and two misses, but my misses were not totally off the reservation. This score reflects my real world experience; I have pretty good slutdar, and have never completely whiffed by mistaking a hardcore slut for a chaste, magical White girl. All men should be able to identify sluts, because knowledge is power. The moar you know…

A tragicomic coda: Maybe as little as sixty years ago only the 1 cock redhead would be considered by the general public a chaste woman of good repute and marriage worthiness. Even 3 cocks would have been deemed the work of the devil. Now, of course, no one bats an eye if a woman rolls into marriage with a long trail of cock memories shadowing her. If anything, a trad-chad who objects to dating or marrying a modren woman with a triple digit cock count is shamed for perpetuating oppressive patriarchal double standards.

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  1. on January 12, 2017 at 3:38 pm don Fefinho

    Looks aside, the only one that seems to have a stare that is reasonably viable is the middle-right one. All the others differ only in degree (n), cockcount being n×150.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 4:45 pm Captain Obvious

      Nah, the chick on our far left [#1] has Reptilian Eyes – that’s an obvious 10^3 c0ck stare. But what I find fascinating is the Sanpaku [“Slut Eye”, CH, Oct 8, 2015] in these pictures: Both the white chick [#1] & the niglette [#4] with the HIGHEST notch counts are showing the MOST white in their eyes, and, conversely, both the white chick [#5] & the niglette [#2] with the LOWEST notch counts are showing the LEAST white in their eyes. Then the white chick in the middle [#3], with four kids, and an actual m@rriage through age 33, but now d!vorced & “making up for lost time”, is showing a middling amount of white in her eyes.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 4:47 pm Captain Obvious

        I’m starting to feel like Sanpaku could be a heap big powerfully potent predictive tool in these matters.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 7:10 pm don Fefinho

        I don’t know, picture resolution is a bit low to properly check the eyes, actually their upper and lower whites are both covered by the eyelids, or so they seem. Otherwise I too keep a track of sanpaku, but here I was just unable to determine.

        And then I read the actual numbers. From a middle-european standpoint, these numbers are shocking. Even the cougar would be regarded a whore with her 35 sausages here, but three digits is something only prostitutes should have. Or I’m just painfully naive.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 7:12 pm don Fefinho

        Redhead on the right was a pleasant disappointment.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 7:43 pm wolfie65

        From a Middle European standpoint ca. 1986, 35 would be impressive.
        From a Middle European standpoint ca. 2016, 35 is just your daily average taharrush on the way to the subway.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 6:17 am NiceGuyGoneFrog 🐸 (@NiceGuyGoneCad)

        Sanpaku is VERY REAL fam, in my experience, ALL the people with sanpaku eyes I’ve met has been trouble, some just a bit others some real bad puppies, but ALL of them eventually were trouble. Trust the japanese in these matters, they’re 90% legit.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 8:29 am Captain Obvious

        > “actually their upper and lower whites are both covered by the eyelids” ——— Don’t even need to check uppers & lowers. Just glance at the pictures and go with your gut instinct: Are the eyes wide open and do I see lots of white? Something about the upper & lower eyelids relaxing and opening up to reveal the whites seems to correlate strongly with sluttery, as though it were an upstairs analogy to the downstairs relaxing and opening of the labia majora & minora.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 2:10 pm vfm#7634

        I simply found it easiest to compare the blonde on the left with the redhead on the far right. I mistakenly voted for Chopped Hair due to my thinking a bit too hard, but my first instincts were that the far-left blonde might as well be a working girl like that old whore “Madonna”.

        The nonwhite women were more difficult, but I correctly guessed that the left one had taken substantially fewer cocks than the PRican.

        CO, I’m not completely convinced about sanpaku… Japs have narrow slit-eyes anyway, so I suppose sanpaku in a Japanese would be real trouble, but it could be no big deal in, say, Irish. Look at this video. All these “men” are completely repulsive new-agey sub-beta hippies, but few of them have sanpaku.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 8:45 pm da gbfm zlozozlzlzlzolzoozozo

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      they all violated the one cock rulesz!!

      except for onez!!

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 9:16 pm TLM

        Welcome back

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 7:35 am electricangel

        Oh, man is that funny. Thanks for the blast from the past.

        GBFM: just completed War and Peace. Leo Tolstoy, certainly not an aggressive alpha man, is spot on in his analysis of women, men, and society. That’s the great thing about the GB: written before the current age, they’re full of unspeakable truths.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 10:35 am Corvo

        Welcome back, GBFM — looking forward to hearing the sonorous notes of your zlolzolzolzol in Trump’s Inaugural Address next week.

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      • on January 14, 2017 at 8:07 am Tam the Bam

        Uno cocka, but that’s because he’s called Chad!. We all know what his middle name is …

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  2. on January 12, 2017 at 3:40 pm driveallnight

    How do you get a puerto rican broad pregnant?

    Just cum in her shoe, the flies will do the rest.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 7:38 pm mmaier2112

      OH NO……………… too wrong, man…. too wrong.

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 1:33 am bolg

      bwahahaha. stealing that and adapting for gipsy.

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  3. on January 12, 2017 at 3:43 pm Jax

    If I knew the Puerto Rican’s age before answering I would have picked her. 30?!?! She looks like she’s at least 40. Lots of cock adds premature years.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 4:11 pm 88

      yep. i thought she looked older too.

      this subject has been mentioned here many times. people’s life experiences don’t just change a person’s personality. it also affects their appearance.

      i think i’ve mentioned some old classmates of mine who are a perfect example.

      they are twins. both beauties that me and my friends ached for when we were in school. one settled down early with one man. lived in the country to raise babies. the sister whored it up in the city until her late 30s when she finally m*rried a chump and started having kids.

      these are genetically identical twins. the whore twin wasn’t even a smoker, drug user, or hard core drinker. but all those cocks definitely had an effect. there is no comparison. now in their mid 40s, the twin who settled young looks a good ten years younger than the other one. no joke.

      it’s complicated though. there is definitely some nature vs nurture stuff going on. it’s not only about the experiences. some of it has to be because people are different from birth and the experiences they have (and choose) are a direct result of who they already are.

      for example with these twins i know. even though they are identical twins, the one who is whorish has always had a harsher more masculine look about her. almost imperceptible but it’s there. and she was drawn to different school subjects, different types of friends, and guys in school.

      makes me think things may have been slightly different for them in the womb after conception. maybe one got more estrogen than the other or more vitamins or whatever. they were clearly different from each other from birth on. i think that has to have an impact on the types choices they have made in their lives.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 4:54 pm Captain Obvious

        I wonder if it’s related to the phenomenon of happily m@rried husb@nds and w!ves growing to look like one another over the course of the decades.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 4:56 pm Captain Obvious

        And the causality might go in the other direction: Maybe the genes for sluttery also tend to be the genes for premature aging? And maybe husb@nds & w!ves are attracted to one another in the first place because certain of their genes are nearly identical, and that genetic commonality starts to reveal itself in their faces over the years?

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 5:15 pm 88

        yeah, it’s interesting stuff. a lot of things in our DNA that affect our choices in life. people want to be believe it’s all about how we are raised but that just isn’t true. these twins for example. two girls raised in the same house, same parents and siblings, but turned out much different. i think environment only impacts a person based on who they already are as a person. how they react to that environment. that’s why we see families where all the kids grow up in the same household but they can’t turn out so different.

        i even read recently that people who end up as friends (and probably lovers too) typically have as much DNA in common as third cousins. suggests that people subconsciously match up with others who are like them in a lot of ways. probably makes for more compatible relationships and healthier babies.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 5:55 pm 88

        *can turn out so different.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 6:20 pm Lichthof

        Cities drain people. New Yorkers look dead after living in that shithole for 10 years.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 2:22 am hans

        Actually it has been long known and by now even proven scientifically, that DNA influence isn´t a one way street.
        Character or more precise, your consciousness influences the DNA just as well.

        Like the trance like state monks exist in, who live in harsh environments but still look 20 years younger in their old age. Even Prison inmates looking much younger when they come out again.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 5:48 pm Erudite Knight

      Oh dam, yeah I was thinking she is 40+ no wonder she looks so haggard. I even gave her a pass at first.

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  4. on January 12, 2017 at 3:49 pm Corvo

    Damn – I sucked at this one. I went with blackie followed by cougar and they have the second and third lowest N count. But I think the extreme age ranges and races of these girls makes this one tricky; as does the fact that only 2 of them are even worth a second glance.

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  5. on January 12, 2017 at 3:57 pm don Fefinho

    On the other hand, since the middle in red is the oldest (or is just used the most), yet has the same stare as most of the others, it would make sense that she’s the one who’s been whoring for the longest time, so her count must naturally be the highest.

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  6. on January 12, 2017 at 4:02 pm Ponce du Lion

    My choice
    1 Cougar
    2 Androgenic Blonde
    3 Black fat
    4 Puerto Rican
    5 Redhead

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  7. on January 12, 2017 at 4:06 pm Lichthof

    Meet Joel. He uses characters like Señor Broccoli to teach kids about healthy eating. And he’s one of our #HealthHeroes. pic.twitter.com/dhE0pu5UZg

    — Healthier Generation (@HealthierGen) December 2, 2016

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 4:08 pm Lichthof

      This is a Clinton Foundation drive.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 4:27 pm mendo

      That’s not a smile his giving. He’s holding his repulsion for touching a girl and not doing a good job of it.

      Look at the little shitlord in the bottom middle of the photo. He’s thinking “Dafuq this fag gonna teach about healthy anything.”

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 4:50 pm Captain Obvious

        The phag got an equals sign [“=”] tattooed on its forearm? Why not just go ahead and tattoo an “HIV” or a “POZ”?

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 5:19 pm tomjones

        “He’s holding his repulsion for touching a girl and not doing a good job of it.”

        Solid point. He’s a homo. He’s not bisexual. 100% homo. Fags hate women and girls.

        They loathe girls. 99% of straight men have soft spots in their hearts for girls under 13. It’s not a pedo feeling (it’s not a sexual feeling). But a loving, sentimental, paternal fondness for all innocent little smiley girls and boys. That’s why men jump into rivers to save drowning kids. Even lazy stoners, thieves, and drunks have this delightful paternal feeling for girl children. Fags don’t have this feeling at all.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 4:37 am Roy

        Is there a White kid in that photo because I sure as fuck don ‘t see one.

        Fuck diversity,.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 8:19 am Captain Obvious

        > “Is there a White kid in that photo” ——— Much [if not all] of Sandusky/PSU and Menendez/Dominican-Republic and Comet Ping Pong Pizza probably involved turd world ch!ldren. Ph@gs are always on the prowl for jailbait. ALWAYS.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 8:21 am Captain Obvious

        My guess is that White Ch!ldren are probably so highly prized in that market that you have to be a billionaire (((Skype))) or Saudi/Qatari/UAEi to have access to one.

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 4:17 pm Lance Draper

      he’s got a bad case of sukpaku eyes.

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  8. on January 12, 2017 at 4:09 pm welcomerain

    I think the issue here is that we estimated based on cocksas velocity in identical environments, not absolute cocksas in their individual cocksaspheres.. The middle skank’s greenly steaming, mephitic slimehole is still attracting desperate losers, and she’s cleared the runway to accommodate them. The Puerto Rican may be willing to maintain velocity, but I’m guessing she gets even fewer takers than the white chick if they were in similar cocksas markets.

    That number is what I think we read into their looks. Yes, accumulation of past cocksas affects their current soul-deadness and therefore willingness to be the port in every storm, but I think what CH was assessing was slut-velocity in equal markets. I know I was.

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  9. on January 12, 2017 at 4:15 pm Lichthof

    Just as an aside…

    Long story short ..through my job I basically confirmed that liberals in predominantly white suburbs of DC have selected schools for their kids based on demographics.
    White flight.
    Three thoughts:

    1)Biggest bunch of hypocrites around.
    2)Liberalism is completely bullshit. They don’t even believe in it.
    3)How hopeless were the GOP that the could not get their vote?

    Secondly a fag liberal coworker verbally attacked me about pissgate.
    After telling him to fuck off I eventually proposed that the Coastal Blue States break away from the US.
    The sheer thought of living in a Red State and not surrounded by these fuckers brought instant relief to me.
    No more pandering to these cunts. Let them live in their ghettos, leave them to deal with Islamic terror etc.

    He seemed butthurt at the suggestion. That’s my future…Middle America.
    I’ve given up arguing with these. We have moved on.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 4:33 pm Captain Obvious

      > “a fag liberal coworker verbally attacked me about pissgate” ——— If he’s literally a ph@g, then throw some (((freudianism))) at him: ‘It sounds to me like you’re projecting a subconscious desire to be pissed on by The Donald’.

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 7:18 am Lord Sir x

      you should have queried him further about where he draws the line on deviant behavior. What is this odd line where sucking a shitstained aids infected dick is normal but golden showers disqualify you from polite society?

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  10. on January 12, 2017 at 4:17 pm mendo

    With women, this is a subconscious revelation that her vagina is the center of her existence and she offers it up tenderly to the fertility gods, like she’s releasing a piece dove.

    A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 11:52 pm Tuna

      I originally thought this was a malapropism of “peace,” but I’m leaning a bit towards intentional. Like a piece of ass.

      [CH: always trust your lean. it was intentional.]

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  11. on January 12, 2017 at 4:21 pm greginaurora

    I looked at the eyes and tried to see the “light in her eyes”. The redhead is the only one genuinely happy with her life and her eyes show it. The black woman is happy and has some light, but unattractive women can only be so happy. The rest have either dead eyes or angry eyes.

    I couldn’t say who had the most cock, but I knew who had the least.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 4:26 pm 88

      yep. it’s that warm little twinkle in their eyes. i’m not always consciously aware that i’m looking for it but i can always tell when something is off about a chick and it’s usually that.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 5:51 pm Erudite Knight

      Yeah exactly, look at the eyes. I messed up on the 4th, but had no idea she is only 30, otherwise would have been easy given how rough she looks.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 9:31 pm Putin

      The eyes chico, they never lie

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  12. on January 12, 2017 at 4:22 pm Captain Obvious

    The one on our far right, “Blondie”, has the 10^3-c0ck – that was easy – her eyes are effectively reptilian. Similarly, the one on the right, “Redhead”, is an obvious sweetheart. [Note to Newbies: If you ever cross paths with “this” chick, then move immediately & aggressively & victoriously for BUNZ -> OVEN. Do not let her get away. PUA-swinging-bachelor-you might spend an entire lifetime searching for her equal but never again meet another girl quite like her.]

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 4:22 pm Captain Obvious

      The one on our far LEFT, “Blondie”

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 4:22 pm Captain Obvious

        10^3-c0ck-stare

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 4:29 pm Captain Obvious

      The one in the middle breaks my heart, though: “…four children… We got divorced when I was 33… In many ways I am making up for lost time… I would be happy to get my number up to over 50…”

      I’m glad that she pushed out four [presumably huWhyte] b@beez, but my G0d, those k!dz are now effectively extras in a p0rn movie – there must be a new pen!s in the house almost every month. Watching their mother getting nailed like that on a regular basis will cause her sons to grow up to be phags and her daughters to grow up to be wh0res. The huWhyte race needs moar Ladies and Sh!tlords, not wh0res and phags and trannies-in-the-making.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 4:54 pm cynthia

        I have cousins that grew up in a situation like this. One of them exclusively fucks black guys now (my mom wanted to know what that was about), and the other posted a photo on Facebook a week or so ago of her chopping her hair off. It’d be sad if it wasn’t so predictable. I feel bad for them.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 4:59 pm Captain Obvious

        And how about your 0varies? You broke up with the military dude who had the overbearing Mom?

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 6:43 pm Corvo

        Relax, Cap’n.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 7:39 pm tomjones

        Cap’n, you don’t need to interrogate a chick about her personal fertility rate every single she posts.

        As for cynthia’s cousins, the clap at 16, HIV/AIDS by 19, dead by 22.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 8:32 pm Captain Obvious

        Muh White Knighting.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 2:45 am Ponce du Lion

        White Knighting =seed of feminism evilness

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 8:51 am Corvo

        Hey (((Divine Son of Kek))) — I suspect you’re here for the sole purpose of disputing the conversation and shilling for Jews; many others share that opinion. You’re a self-admitted gay homosexual Jew on a White politics/game blog.

        In the off-chance that your interest in alt-right politics is genuine, here’s a link for you and anyone else who wants to hear a Red Ice interview with a self-described “Reactionay Jew” about the Alt-Right and nationalism.

        https://redice.tv/radio-3fourteen/is-it-possible-for-jewish-nationalists-and-european-nationalists-to-work-together

        Listening to this interview will do more for anyone who is interested in what a Jew has to say about things than reading 1,000 of your posts.

        Nobody cares how many cocks you’ve sucked. Nobody cares what you’ve shoved up your ass. Nobody gives a shit about your shallow Jewish political views.

        Your tribe is anti-White. Your sexual behavior is degenerate. I don’t think anyone here has anything to say to you.

        Go in peace.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 6:31 pm Sean Fielding

      Maybe the redhead is the mother of that pugnacious ginger shitlord whose image Cappie has taught us to love so well.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 1:25 pm midnight toker

        no, her kids are mixed. the hubby is either asian or native american. and despite her claims that she is virtuous and has been intimate with only one man, she appears to be an attention whore. based on the photos she probably frequents summer festivals and theatrical performances full of degenerates and ‘artists’

        my bet is she won’t be one cock for long if she keeps that lifestyle up. kids are getting older, she’ll get bored. the writing is on the wall with this one.

        would give kudos to whoever posted her facebook profile earlier in the thread but i can’t find that now. here it is though:

        https://www.facebook.com/laravelvet?fref=ts

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 4:31 pm Lance Draper

        That’s disappointing. Hubs looks like a ha’paki.

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      • on January 14, 2017 at 8:15 am Tam the Bam

        Native American? Are there many Injuns in Uxbridge?
        Left behind by Buffalo Bill’s Traveling Wild West Show, perhaps?
        Strange name, though. “Lara Eventide”.
        Got it. She’s a fucking elf, from Rivendell. Pointy ears under the dyed scarlet mop, I bet.

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      • on January 14, 2017 at 7:38 pm Tam the Bam

        Well there you go. Not one, not two, but three Oglala fallen, buried in Brompton cem’y. Ain’t history strange, eh?
        Entirely the wrong end of the A40 for Uxbridge, though.

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  13. on January 12, 2017 at 4:26 pm mendo

    I thought left-blondie was the slut.

    Too be honest, I didn’t even pay much attention to Puerco Rican slut. By the time my eyes darted right, I was fixated on the luscious redhead.

    That’s some lovely hair she has.

    It’s somewhat styled–she probably curled it herself–and healthier than all the other four ladies.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 4:29 pm 88

      yeah, i’m not a fan of redheads myself but her hair is nice. softly curled instead of straight, short, and dikey like the rest. long soft waves beat straight, short, and stringy any day.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 4:42 pm midnight toker

        agreed.

        i don’t get why so many girls are obsessed with having straight ugly hair. it does them no favors.

        short hair is obvious self sabotage and done to please their girlfriends who lie to them and say it looks good. maybe straightening their hair is the same thing.

        i do understand that some girls have bad hair and can’t help if it’s straight but why do so many go out of their way to straighten it on purpose? just looks unhealthy to me.

        long soft curls are the way to go. it screams health and vitality. straight and greasy looking…not so much.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 7:47 pm wolfie65

        Seems like most short-haired women get theirs chopped off as per recommendation by their stylists.
        Short hair’s easier to style for equal pay……

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 7:53 pm midnight toker

        hadn’t thought about it being the stylists idea. sounds right. that’s why so many of them get complicated dye jobs now too. then their girlfriends tell them it looks great because their stylists told them that too. girls are stupid.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 7:56 pm midnight toker

        with shorter styles they have to go in more often to maintain it with trims too and probably have to use a bunch of hair products to make it look decent. that means more money for the stylist.

        what a scam and a waste of money. as i sad…girls are stupid.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 10:04 pm Ripp

        Straight, long feminine hair > curly negro puff

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 1:09 pm 88

        yeah, agree about curly frizzy.

        i should have said long and wavy instead of curly. super straight doesn’t do it for me but soft waves surely do.

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  14. on January 12, 2017 at 4:53 pm Ben Pugh

    Number 2 is lying or went lesbian. The last person she slept with was the father of her son, which occurred when she was 20? Either she hasn’t had sex for 20 years or went lesbo.

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 5:09 am Gilberto Carlos

      Or she sleeps with him when he isn’t locked up.

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 2:17 pm vfm#7634

      Nogs lie all the time about their sex lives and give far wider latitude for sex “not counting” than whites do. How do you think “on the down low” became a thing?

      That said, the nog is definitely not as big a sloot as the prican.

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  15. on January 12, 2017 at 4:55 pm quixotic

    I guess the cougar too lol. She looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet.

    Off Topic for the boss man – saw this on reddit, interesting topic/theory.

    Killer whales go through menopause to avoid competition with their daughters. Sheds light on why menopause exists at all.

    https://www.researchgate.net/blog/post/why-do-killer-whales-go-through-menopause

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  16. on January 12, 2017 at 5:06 pm (((Divine Son of Kek)))

    150

    I’m impressed.

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  17. on January 12, 2017 at 5:24 pm Libertardian

    ‘MARKETING consultant’

    Run.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 5:46 pm Libertardian

      ‘My active sex life did mean I picked up chlamydia five times. I was on the pill so I didn’t always use a condom, which was silly.
      I had friends with benefits for years and I slept with a lot of interesting people when I went travelling when I was 22’

      God, enjoy the weaponized STDs from Mo$$ad biowarfare nightmare factories.

      ‘We got divorced when I was 33’

      Gasoline,

      ‘In many ways I am making up for lost time.’

      meet forest fire.

      ‘It has been a bit of a turn-on for some because they know I know what I’m doing, and I’m also not clingy afterwards.’

      Uh huh. Do alphas mind when the smoking young virgins they deflower follow them around like puppies afterward? Call me skeptical.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 5:55 pm Hackett To Bits

        “I had friends with benefits for years and I slept with a lot of interesting people when I went travelling when I was 22. I’ve kept a log of every man I’ve ever slept with so I don’t forget any…”

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 4:06 am APL

        “I’ve kept a log of every man I’ve ever slept with so I don’t forget any…”

        Da fuq! Do you remember the fire-storm spreadsheet man went through for keeping tabs on his wife??

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 5:56 pm Erudite Knight

      How pathetic her husband is ok with her coc count. So typical of beta bux

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 12:51 am Libertardian

        I’d think even betas would rather jack it to pr0n than risk a 50%+ fiscal guillotining for the privilege of sticking it in a petri dish (e.g., Mitch from Streetcar Named Desire dumps Blanche after discovering her notch count). This sounds more like outer omega territory.

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  18. on January 12, 2017 at 5:34 pm Amasius

    I give myself 3.5 out of 5. Pinged Blondie as a turbo slut and Red as chaste. Didn’t read much from the middle three– the cougar turned out to be a middling kind of slut whereas I had no opinion– that’s my .5. Totally missed the Puerto Rican– perhaps if I had thought harder and contemplated her mongrel Latin Americanness that would have tipped me off.

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  19. on January 12, 2017 at 5:38 pm Hackett To Bits

    Ignore the barrel scrapes #2 – #4, discerning men would only look at #1 or #5.

    I can believe that #5 is the more chaste option, and I can believe that #1 put away 200 wieners without batting an eyelash during her ‘travels’ (another yuuuge tell). She reports her sausage history as “102”, because even they have ASDs. She’s forgotten more cockas than most psychologically healthy women would care to know.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 5:46 pm Erudite Knight

      I’m always skeptical that they even know the number at all.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 6:31 pm tomjones

      I believe that #1 put away less wieners than she reported.

      After the 20th cock, women stop counting. The truth is probably 75 to 95 cocks. She exaggerated the number. My guess is that she had a beta father. Came from a broken home. When she was in high school, she bought the go-grrrl feminism hook, line and sinker. She read Gloria Steinem. She thought it “was no big deal” to get pounded from here to eternity.

      She’s a slut for the men she met on her travels. I know the type. She has been fucked by shitlords over and over (Irish expats, Australian expats, American expats, dude bros, hippies, random alphas, etc.) in tropical climates. And she has been fucked by the shitlords in her hometown. Her “boyfriends” have little respect for her and they fucked her friends too. At least half a dozen drug dealers have banged her after providing her with some weed/coke.

      If she’s not lying and she really kept a log of every man she slept with, she’s insane. She should be imprisoned in a psychiatric hospital. Also, a woman who admits that she had chlamydia five times (jesus!) is fucking crazy. I read somewhere Porn stars get tested for STDs every 3 weeks.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 7:37 pm Mean Mr. Mustard

        Or they only count the cocks that “mattered”.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 7:49 pm wolfie65

        You’ve just described pretty much all women in the 1970s and 80s.

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  20. on January 12, 2017 at 5:46 pm Erudite Knight

    I was off on the 4th one, her eyes look a little pounded but actually thought she was low count.
    By blocking their mouth in the pic and just looking at eyes its easier. Esp the diff between 1 and 5.

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  21. on January 12, 2017 at 5:53 pm jeangray07

    I wonder how many women they had to interview before they found the redhead? Difficult to find women like her nowadays. You can also tell she’s still in love with her husband: looks fit, happy, and takes pride in her appearance.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 8:39 pm Captain Obvious

      Where “Difficult” is, to a first order approximation, very roughly “Impossible”.

      That’s why I keep saying: If you’re fortunate enough to cross paths with a chick like that, then move immediately for BUNZ -> OVEN.

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  22. on January 12, 2017 at 5:57 pm Robpaxton

    Not exactly OT since we are discussing reproductive activities, the comments to an article at Unz (Short history of 3rd Millennium) referenced this demographic map.

    http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=1679y7n&s=4#.WHggcfkrLIU

    The article was very odd but a commenter referenced an idea that reproducers pass on the urge to reproduce. In certain areas which we commonly think of as having abysmal reproduction rates, they are already generations past the original plummeting rates and the reproducers have again regained the majority. Since France jumped the reproduction shark 5 generations ago, allegedly, there are many areas that are actually back above replacement ratios (see map- I don’t believe these are Muslim areas either but I am not an expert). Meanwhile, Germany, having only undergone a similar sexual revolution a few generations ago, is still suffering from extremely low replacement rates and the map looks entirely different. Anyway, related to some of our concerns here about the future.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 7:59 pm wolfie65

      Getting harder and harder to tell the mos areas from the bio areas in France, with something like 20-30% MENA population.
      All the bigger cities are basically lost.
      The areas of Germany doing slightly less horrible are (relatively) more rural (think New Jersey) rather than urban (think Brooklyn).
      Their biggest problem in this regard is militant feminism run a-nuclear-mok,
      There is NO militant feminist like a German militant feminist.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 8:36 pm Captain Obvious

      I have been hoping and praying for this sort of resurgence for well over a decade now – that [with any luck] there would be a kernel of fert!lity in the White Race which would begin to reassert itself and eventually start to dominate the overall demographics.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 8:37 pm Captain Obvious

        The terrifying question, though – how far does the population have to collapse before that kernel can emerge?

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 8:56 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

        Well, how much are the modern Greeks made from the ancient Greeks?, and how much are the Italians the sons of the ancient Romans b4 they sucked? BTW, that ‘tinypic’ url pops up a little window that concerns me. I have popup blocking in my preferences.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 9:11 am wolfie65

        Based on what I’ve seen, there’s very little difference physically between modern Greeks and Turks, several hundreds of years of Ottoman occupation saw to that.
        Highly unlikely there’s a lot of ancient Greek DNA left.
        Italy’s kind of a patchwork, ancient Rome was probably all but obliterated by the Renaissance, too many incursions by Germans, Normans, Spanish and Moors/Arabs/Saracens.
        Not to mention the (((financial connection))) between Venice and the (((Levant))).
        France is also a patchwork, the mainstream being sort of Mediterranean-Germanic, with a little bit of a Celtic undercurrent – sort of like Britain, but leaning more towards the Mediterranean side – and, since the 1960’s, a LOT of Middle Eastern and African elements.

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  23. on January 12, 2017 at 5:57 pm (((Divine Son of Kek)))

    I’d probably be way off if I had to guess how many partners I’ve had. I sure as fuck can’t remember.

    These women with high cock counts are just throwing out numbers. It’s most likely far worse.

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 6:44 am Ben shona

      Just narrow it down:How many black cocks have you gobbled?

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 7:23 am (((Divine Son of Kek)))

        Probably less than the average Kardashian.

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  24. on January 12, 2017 at 6:03 pm Robpaxton

    Trying again with that link.

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  25. on January 12, 2017 at 6:05 pm Robpaxton

    OK, I suck at this. It’s in the 8th comment in the article at Unz.

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  26. on January 12, 2017 at 6:10 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    Loving that redhead. Sweet!

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  27. on January 12, 2017 at 6:10 pm wolfie65

    I’m guessing I know what ‘Chad’ might be like.
    A friend of mine has a w1fe (and 3 kids) who isn’t a redhead, but otherwise, her entire fam1ly kinda resembles contestant no. 5.
    The guy is a rare breed indeed: Very good looking, very tall, a genuinely nice guy, and a devoted husb@nd and f@ther.

    Let’s see if I weird-spelled enough ‘forbidden’ words……and…Enter….

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 7:02 pm Captain Obvious

      Excellent mis-spellings, my little padawan apprentice.

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  28. on January 12, 2017 at 6:16 pm Lichthof

    Brits don’t say “High School” unless this Americanism has crept in.

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  29. on January 12, 2017 at 6:20 pm Sean Fielding

    The redhead was no problem to get right – my only hedge was over the tendency we all have to give attractive people credit on all counts, not just the physical. Physiognomy being what it is, some of that credit they deserve, but not all of it. Anyway, CH is right – her open, natural, friendly look is unmistakable.

    I picked (dyed) Blondie over the Cougar because of those angry eyes, also unmistakable. The short hair, added years and wide grin on the Cougar are deceptive, but if you concentrate on the eyes, always the most important part of any human face, there is no doubt which one has 100 cock stare.

    I didn’t even try with the two muds; I just assume members of high time-preference races who are exposed to modern Western sexual mores have high notch counts. I don’t even apply the concept ‘slut’ to them; except for Muzzies, they all come from slut races, and give a Muzzie family one or two generations in the West, especially the Paki’s and Indonesians, and they’ll be sluts too. So the 3-count for the fatty is impressive self-control.

    And amplify that, had I known this was Britain – White cock definitely remains a status symbol for mudettes: I’m shocked, shocked to learn that “men are usually quite easy to persuade into having sex.”

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  30. on January 12, 2017 at 6:21 pm ray

    Slut-o Prodigioso (all pupil = Barad-dur)

    Fat Slut, Would Prefer to be Sluttier

    Was A Slut When Younger and Pines for Old Days

    Sloot

    Chick from Belfast Kept in Basement Past Fifteen Years

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  31. on January 12, 2017 at 6:28 pm plumpjack

    I’d venture to guess that the margin of error for these self-reported cock-queries is +/- 30%. counting is decidedly left brain/rational undertaking. and with whom, how and when a woman has sex is squarely in the realm of the irrational/emotional. I highly doubt any of them were keeping accurate records.

    on top of that, there are myriad social reasons why a woman would intentionally misrepresent her cock tonnage (“I’m black, so have to defy the stereotype of a ghetto ho”. “I’m a hot blooded Puerto rican, so I better distance myself from Catholic beaners and show I can hang with the white girls”. “I’m an angry liberated feminist, so I better show I mean business, and also show that sooo many guys want me”., etc.)

    there’s a thing called slut-nesia, whereby a woman only retains a memory of CERTAIN cocks, and immediately forgets the others. this, of course, is tied to their immense capacity for lying. effective lying requires effective forgetting. and women are verrrry effective forgetters.

    these women’s cock counts are likely guesses, at best. not that it matters. but it’s like trying to guess if someone is 300lbs or 350lbs.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 6:31 pm Hackett To Bits

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 9:53 pm jim2x

        Im gonna get the condoms. get the condoms.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 6:48 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

      Brilliant speculation on motives from archetypes! I think you are right.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 10:11 pm Ripp

      Lol, ‘slut-nesia’.

      So damn true. Women and their notch count rationalization matrix.

      “Well that didnt count because my friend made me go with her to that guys house”

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  32. on January 12, 2017 at 6:45 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

    Self-reported? Honestly, to me the Hispanic, #4, does not look unhappy. The blonde #1, just what CH said. Does race change response to parade of peins? And please realize this game we play is the design of the article to promote acceptability of sluts. Husband for #1 and men ‘struggled’ (like how Michelle O sayz it?) with her high count? A predator is #4? Gurl power. We are supposed to pedastalize this aged sexuality? Glad for #5 but men>>women because animals can fock no less well and sexuality, though an unavoidable foundation, is not the heights of culture, philosophy, or progress. At first I was guessing they were all sluts but then #5 seemed maybe okay. Then #1 gave me the heebie jeebies, not in her genetics but in body language. You realize what’s socially acceptable these days. If men were not commensurately criminalized and subjugated, it would not be so incredibly awful. So go ahead, beat off to these hotties and be glad you have that. Ugh.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 8:05 pm wolfie65

      you mean ‘shtruggl’

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 9:32 pm Johnny Redux

      The sad part is that, aware that we are (one might say that we are much more aware than most men), we are still negatively influenced and affected by our society. As such, I just assumed that they were all sluts. Only if one was under 15 or dressed like a Muslim or Amish/Mennonite girl would I have any inkling to assume otherwise. And, sadly, that is what we must assume until deeper digging (various actions, comments and ‘tells’ by the women) prove otherwise (or…more likely than not…prove me correct). I, for one, do NOT see all the innocence that CH and others (influenced?) in the red-head’s face or gestures. Looks like a tramp face, to me.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 9:35 pm Johnny Redux

        I WOULD believe that this girl has a low cock count. Look at the beauty and honesty in her face, and the lack of any slut tells.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 9:38 pm Johnny Redux

        This woman, too. Look at the DIGNITY and HONOR in her face.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 9:42 pm Johnny Redux

        Her, too. See the difference? Look at the beauty, pride and honor in the face. The honor that comes with having strong moral fiber, and not being debased by numerous men on the cocktown express.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 9:54 pm midnight toker

        yeah, i tend to agree about the redhead. she looks a lot like a tranny to me.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 10:28 pm Putin

        Agree Johnny!

        That first one is really hot.

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      • on January 12, 2017 at 10:30 pm Ripp

        The first chic with the cat. Complete slut.

        lolz

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 9:14 am wolfie65

        Careful, guys.
        Your inner White Knight is showing.
        It’s natural but dangerous to assume a pretty. clean girl is also ‘chaste’.
        Don’t let wishful thinking cloud your senses.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 9:24 am ‘Reality’ Doug

        I totally agree, JR, that we have been influenced with some uncertainty and have inadequate standards. My initial (well adapted) reaction was that they are all sluts. I think your cat lady #1 is damn hot but not so innocent and on that one I mostly agree with Ripp. I think she is duplicitous but not really ‘having it all’ in the short-run moment so captured with her moderate but accruing promiscuity. She can still wear the group-think innocence, the stretch is not so much just yet. I think she thinks/feels she is smarter than ‘all the men’ watching her, and as hot as she is she would be right at that point. I think the cat stimulus joy is masking some of the tell. I see a mannequin glaze to her eyes. No. 2 is not naive but I see no slut tells there. No. 3 really does look innocent, something about the face animation is great. However, for a last shade of disagreement, dignity but especially honor are not personality traits I would ascribe to women ever. Good wives have no better options and fatherly momentum. Certain men have dignity and honor (not the sucker kind) and impose it (because they aren’t dreamer suckers) as a gift, which I realize is one hell of a paradox, but that is of course female nature regardless of which aspects have been cultivated and realized.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 12:07 pm Sean Fielding

        Johnny R, physiognomy is the inexact science of reading character from body alone. Clearly, a person’s choice of clothing tells us a lot about them too, but it’s just not possible to see Western girls in Slavic folk costume. (Ironically, the redhead would look a lot like your pic 2 if she were.) It seems to me you are idolizing something that cannot exist, at least not unless we entirely remake the White world. It is an absolutely certainty that many Eastern European pornstars were in folk ensembles in their schooldays.

        Here’s a classic Carleton Coon illustration: a Neanderthal in 30’s clothing:

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  33. on January 12, 2017 at 6:56 pm King George III

    I choose option E) If they’re not hot, who cares?

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  34. on January 12, 2017 at 7:14 pm Peak Finance

    Unfair test lol

    With whites is t’s so obvious, I mean the red-head chick is not even looking at the camera, so you KNOW that’s a low count, and the blond with the 1000-cock-stare its clear, the pixie haircut on the old chick is the tell there.

    But the other races, I don’t even ponder or consider them for a second, and have no idea how to judge.

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  35. on January 12, 2017 at 9:23 pm Maverick Wolf

    My picks:

    1- Puerto Rican. The red nail polish was a dead giveaway.
    2- Cougar. The MGR was flagrant. Her whole face reeks of instability.
    3- Blackie. Unexpectedly chaste. CH was right tho, fatness is a major slut-tell.
    4- Blondie. What. The. Actual. Fuck. Didn’t see that one coming.
    5- Red Head. There’s a je ne sais quoi irradiating from her unobtrusively ethereal gaze, making it readily apparent that her innocence remains pristine.

    A reminder for you guys, quoting Stifler:

    “When a girl tells you how many guys she’s slept with, multiply it by three and that’s the real number. Didn’t you fuckers learn anything in college?”

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 9:58 pm Humans are animals

      Look at Blondie’s crazy eyes.

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 12:22 pm Sean Fielding

      Interestingly, that’s exactly the longstanding professional byword on alcoholics: ‘double what a man will admit to drinking, triple it for women.’

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  36. on January 12, 2017 at 9:32 pm Putin

    American=slut

    Thank God I have other cultures to choose from like Arabic, etc. Absolutely stunning.

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 10:31 pm Ripp

      Arabic? How do you tolerate the semetic sewage poon odor?

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  37. on January 12, 2017 at 10:17 pm Jolly Jaded Jurist

    Homed in instantly on #4, then was bummed when you picked #3. Glad I kept reading. Fun project!

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  38. on January 12, 2017 at 10:25 pm J.B

    Great stuff. Now do an alpha of da month on Lord Byron and my withered dreams shall come true..

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  39. on January 12, 2017 at 10:49 pm Carlos Danger

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-12/israeli-jets-bomb-damascus-military-airport-syria-vows-it-will-respond-flagrant-atta

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  40. on January 12, 2017 at 11:00 pm Max from Australia

    The redhead is the only one holding her head high and standing squarely

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    • on January 12, 2017 at 11:44 pm Mean Mr. Mustard

      Australia is known for its redheads.
      Some (female) redheads can be truly a marvel to behold.
      Though, unless they are careful about sun exposure in the harsh Australian sun, the effects of alcohol/smoking and carouselling, they can age badly.
      Some; very badly.

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  41. on January 12, 2017 at 11:49 pm Pwn

    I went with the heuristic that they’re all women, so they’re all sluts and got 3 out of 5 too. Lol

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 12:25 pm Sean Fielding

      lzols – this is almost worth enabling that fucking ‘Liked’ tag.

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  42. on January 13, 2017 at 12:03 am Stationarity

    I personally disregarded cougar crew cut for the top spot due to her poor looks. But she is older, so maybe we need an age adjusted slut ratio, heh. Number 4 didn’t show it so much in the face, but looking again I notice the big dangling earring, nails and frilly top…..makes perfect sense. Gotta remember to watch the accessories.

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 1:07 am Arthur Ritic

      Looks have nothing to do with it. They just have to open the legs and some drunk loser will insert a penis.

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  43. on January 13, 2017 at 1:05 am Arthur Ritic

    I picked the Puerto Rican, but honestly do you think that you can do better than statistically average guessing from a single photo? In real life it’s easy you can spot a slag in five minutes. In Ireland we have a saying ‘redheaded women buck like goats’. I’ve found this to be pretty sound, so maybe the redhead is just a good liar. The worst kind of slut.

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  44. on January 13, 2017 at 1:24 am Democritus

    What monstrous narcissism do we behold in this! What a cruel and pointed humiliation is here for the children of these women to endure – such as they are; especially for their sons. Don’t they even think of them for shame? Even the best example herein must beg the question: what wife or mother of sound mind even consents to such an article which flings open the protective shutters of her own hearth? Where is all that discretion and healthy domestic reticence that was once the cornerstone of our decent families? Would she then consent to a public colposcopy? Yet, one and all, see how they have. Gentlemen, we are doomed, doomed, doomed from the inside out.

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 8:10 am Captain Obvious

      Indeed. And it was all by design.

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  45. on January 13, 2017 at 1:43 am bolg

    The old lady in the middle looks sad more than anything. The redhead has the droopy eyes and horse face structure of a sarah jessika parker. The blonde would’ve been viable pre-cock. The mystery meat, who cares.

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  46. on January 13, 2017 at 3:49 am palmasailor

    No.5

    https://www.facebook.com/laravelvet?hc_ref=SEARCH&fref=nf&post_id=939650476170590

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  47. on January 13, 2017 at 4:28 am Scanman

    100% on the white women. If there’s one thing I know, it’s sluts.

    Didn’t bother with the browns because it doesn’t matter either way.

    P.S. Any man (no matter how shamefully beta/omega/etc.) who says he doesn’t mind that his girlfriend has fucked 35+ guys is simply a fucking liar. That disgust mechanism is buried deep, deep in the Y chromosome because it is so fundamental to ensuring the survival of one’s own genes.

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  48. on January 13, 2017 at 4:59 am Straight

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38606507/student-raises-more-than-10000-after-parents-cut-her-off-over-black-boyfriend

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 8:07 am Captain Obvious

      $10,000 will support her for all of what? Three months? I doubt it would get her through even a single semester of college.

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 9:50 am Corvo

      No worries – I’m sure her hard-working, upstanding citizen nigger boyfriend will support her.

      lolzolzozlzolzlzolzozlzo

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 9:56 am Corvo

      Speaking of coal-burning …

      http://www.dailystormer.com/italy-coalburning-model-jessica-notaro-gets-a-face-full-of-acid-may-be-blind-stupid-bitch/

      Deformed acid-face Jessica Notaro is the new United Colors of Benneton spokeswoman.

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  49. on January 13, 2017 at 5:05 am themanofmystery2

    “Aw, why couldn’t it be 36!”

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  50. on January 13, 2017 at 5:23 am ChunkyMonkey

    The blonde and the cougar, I picked out straight away, both have a look in their eyes that’s incongruent with their smile. The blonde look angry crazy, and the cougar looks worn out crazy.

    The red head has a genuine happiness and sincerity about her.

    I wasn’t sure about the black woman.

    However, I was completely blind sided by the Puerto Rican (good spot to CH there in terms of the red nail polish and man jaw tells. I’ve always been suspect of women with elaborately painted/manicured nails i.e. hands that look like they’ve never done a day’s cooking or cleaning, but I wouldn’t have twigged red nail varnish and the bangle).

    I rarely talk to black women or mulatto women, so I reckon that might account for my failing there.

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  51. on January 13, 2017 at 5:28 am Les Saunders, Protestant

    I once banged a 25 yr old girl who later told me she’d fücked 200 men. She said she was addicted to sex. Incredibly hot, great body, a delight to plow, but clearly psychologically damaged, bipolar/BPD. Any way, a good pump and dump (protected thankfully).

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  52. on January 13, 2017 at 5:30 am ChunkyMonkey

    p.s. The Puerto Rican doesn’t have the crazy look in her eyes, do you chaps think that she’s a “high T” woman, and is happy with her choice of putting it about?

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 6:40 am (((Divine Son of Kek)))

      Promiscuity doesn’t weigh as much emotionally on the rabbit races.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 12:35 pm Sean Fielding

        This. Connects our red pill knowledge of sex, and shame races versus guilt races. Honorary Aryan reply.

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 2:19 pm vfm#7634

      Somehow I suspect being a sloot hurts white women’s psyches more than it would hurt blacks’ or pricans’.

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  53. on January 13, 2017 at 6:04 am jackmcg

    We all missed on the Puerto Rican because she’s not do-able.

    She’s so forgettable that the eyes just skip right by her.. the thought of her getting enough male attention to bang 150 just doesn’t compute.

    Good for her I guess

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 7:14 am tomjones

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 7:48 am Scanman

        Say what you want about the old American Social Register class … but I defy anyone to watch this video and conclude that they were wrong about eugenics and “racial hygiene.”

        No group could have been more right and especially so concerning the Eskimos. Especially so.

        Damn….

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  54. on January 13, 2017 at 6:33 am (((Divine Son of Kek)))

    “Sluts love to hamsterize their cock gobbling as a victory for experience over bedroom ineptitude, but the truth is that sex isn’t complicated. Leg spreading isn’t rocket science.”

    This always makes me laugh…

    More female projection that never gets called out as nonsense.

    Male sexuality is simple because the competition for vag is grueling enough.

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    • on January 13, 2017 at 8:52 am Corvo

      Hey (((Divine Son of Kek))) — I suspect you’re here for the sole purpose of disputing the conversation and shilling for Jews; many others share that opinion. You’re a self-admitted gay homosexual Jew on a White politics/game blog.

      In the off-chance that your interest in alt-right politics is genuine, here’s a link for you and anyone else who wants to hear a Red Ice interview with a self-described “Reactionay Jew” about the Alt-Right and nationalism.

      https://redice.tv/radio-3fourteen/is-it-possible-for-jewish-nationalists-and-european-nationalists-to-work-together

      Listening to this interview will do more for anyone who is interested in what a Jew has to say about things than reading 1,000 of your posts.

      Nobody cares how many cocks you’ve sucked. Nobody cares what you’ve shoved up your ass. Nobody gives a shit about your shallow Jewish political views.

      Your tribe is anti-White. Your sexual behavior is degenerate. I don’t think anyone here has anything to say to you.

      Go in peace

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 9:01 am (((Divine Son of Kek)))

        My posting frequency just increased by 10%.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 9:38 am Corvo

        JIDF kik-shill status: confirmed

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 9:48 am (((Divine Son of Kek)))

        If Mossad, Soros, or any one of your numerous bogeymen offered me a job, I can’t say that I wouldn’t consider.

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      • on January 13, 2017 at 1:09 pm bolg

        A lot of shmuels seem to have a weird mazo-fetish for “nazis” and lately, plumbers. They simply thrive on abuse.

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  55. on January 13, 2017 at 9:16 am Captain Obvious

    Loretta Needs-to-be-Lynched unloading on the Chicago Police Department right now. Hope that The Donald stands tall with the Chicago Fraternal Order of Police. Check Second City Cop for reaction. http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com

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  56. on January 13, 2017 at 9:37 am Hash (@RealHashishin)

    Reading facial expressions and body language:
    1 and 3 are clearly uncomfortable. 4 is also, just trying to hide it. 2 does not show signs of discomfort, seems genuinely happy (look at the eyes). 5 is the female equivalent of alpha.

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  57. on January 13, 2017 at 10:05 am Lichthof

    Listening to the shitlib women in my office plan their protest woman’s march against misogyny and a “asshole” and I read this:

    ISIS fanatic behind Paris massacre says he gets love letters in prison

    “women shout their love and say they want to carry his child”

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/01/13/isis-fanatic-behind-paris-massacre-says-gets-love-letters-in-prison.html

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    • on January 14, 2017 at 8:21 am tomjones

      If you commit any atrocity (school shooting, assassination, hijacking an airplane, kidnapping a diplomat and holding him for ransom, car bombing, etc.), then you automatically become an Evil Alpha male in the eyes of women forever.

      Henceforth, women will flock to you. Conjugal visits–. bunz in the oven. Women are amoral.

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  58. on January 13, 2017 at 10:20 am Corvo

    The saga continues …

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  59. on January 13, 2017 at 10:44 am Lichthof

    Shitlibs: protest march on the 21st…..then they can’t wait for 50 Shades Darker on February 10th.

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  60. on January 13, 2017 at 12:51 pm Sean Fielding

    Whaddya know? Eyes, cock count and happiness all line up. 1,3 and 4 have unhappy eyes and a mean cock count of a hundred. 2 and 5 have happy eyes and average a cock count of 2.

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  61. on January 13, 2017 at 1:22 pm Anton

    Damn, I’m good…picked the PR girl in 10 seconds…

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  62. on January 13, 2017 at 2:26 pm The Baddest Lt

    That Rican’s cock seekin’ 🙂

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  63. on January 13, 2017 at 5:40 pm Random Guy

    Picked Blondie she just looks straight out crazy.

    Contemplated red head for her red headedness but decided naw.

    The black one felt too “obvious”.

    PR gal, does kind of have a distant look but nothing close to what I would think 150 would call for. Damn.

    Maybe they were all white gals going up the racial ladder might bring down the psychological damaging part. Especially if you aren’t particularly attractive and are starting to hit the late 40’s going by her looks.

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  64. on January 13, 2017 at 8:22 pm Joshua Sinistar

    The first specimen looks bleached, those eyebrows are scary. Non-White means high number low quality. The Non-White females start young and have to look, instead of wait. The last one seems iffy, cause she’s not wearing regular attire. I’m not sure self-reporting is a reliable methodology to begin with. That 100+ that keeps a journal must be lying. No way any girl keeps count. She’s probably been on a stripper pole before aging. Those unnatural eyebrows are a tell for pro sex worker.

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  65. on January 14, 2017 at 11:22 am Jolly Jaded Jurist

    As plastered by semen as the Cougar in Red appears, there’s just something earnest about her raised eyebrows and excited eyes. It screams “Hello, boys!”, betraying the excitement she enjoys from the newfound platter of cocks before her. Her eyes lack the deadness that #s 1 and 4 share.

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  66. on January 15, 2017 at 2:13 am JenkPac Shakur

    I immediately picked the rican. Reason being is muds are always DTF and have multiple trains run on them as well large nasty assed mud love triangled that typically end in murder suicide and yes before anyone asks I DID see the fully black girlrilla among the lineup but instantly wrote her off as competition to the rest of the contestants even despite the fact that black males will literally muhdikk anyone (or anything) simply because a woman in better shape is virtually always going to be able to acrue a higher cock count.

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    • on January 15, 2017 at 3:12 am bookooball

      you’re the smartest nigger I’ve seen at The Chateau

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  67. on January 16, 2017 at 8:22 am oink

    OMG LOL

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  68. on January 16, 2017 at 12:46 pm Southern WASP

    You guys are completely over-thinking this. All I needed to know are the words “Puerto Rican” to know she’s the biggest slut of the group.

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    • on January 16, 2017 at 1:44 pm bolg

      the premise of the quiz is flawed. she and #2 should be in a separate category. something like “spot the slut paralympics” but vibrant.

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