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Inaugural Balls

January 19, 2017 by CH

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure,
They’re the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls,
And she’s got big balls,
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!

AC/DC – “Big Balls”

Remember when rock bands had testosterone? Yeah, seems like forever ago. But that’s about to change. Hello, America! It’s

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP

You can almost feel the smog of estrogen and denatured T wafting off the land and into the stratosphere, as a man with the biggest set of balls America has had the pleasure to take on the chin strides into the White Again House with purpose, good cheer, and a bloodlust to see his emasculated enemies crushed beyond recognition.

What a glorious day. What a time to be alive!

trump-white-house

trumpsoon

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  1. on January 19, 2017 at 5:41 pm jvo17

    They’re clankin’.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 7:54 am Captain Obvious

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 10:42 am Lucius Somesuch

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 7:18 pm Anonymous

        Trump!!

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 10:39 am Anonymous

      Term’s over, Barry. Get out.

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  2. on January 19, 2017 at 6:01 pm JenkPac Shakur

    As far as I’m concerned Trump being the supposed savior of whites is similar to the well known UFO picture meme’s text:

    “I WANT TO BELIEVE”

    Yet common sense and just the tiniest bit of research reveals Master Yoda to be correct as always:

    “Trust Trump we cannot. Zionist he is.”

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 6:28 pm Reb

      I don’t think any of us think that Trump is here to save the Whate race. But he helps. Could be wrong. If so, sue me losers.

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 8:21 pm Rick

      1 % elitist who has a track record of screwing over labor he is

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:27 pm Lichthof

        Rick I’m in the top 4% so fuck you

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:36 pm Ripp

        Hey (((Rick))) Spirit Penis Within,

        No blankets, puppy dogs or safe spaces here. Take your faggot scalzied poop dick comments to Faceberg or something.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:49 pm Rick

        As fo being in the top 4% big deal IF you aren’t contributing to society. Give to charities? Volunteer? Give blood? How about just being kind to people on a daily basis? If so, my appreciation. If not, you’ve got some work to do

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:44 pm Anonymous

        Give to charity? Rick: shut your mouth, (((((faggot))))). Dig?

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:55 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 11:42 pm Ripp

        Ranger rick lolz!

        Israel border wall in backgriund. lolz!!

        ✡✡✡✡

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 12:00 pm vfm#7634

        Give to charities? Volunteer? Give blood? How about just being kind to people on a daily basis?

        Spoken like a true cuck.

        “Give to charities”? Like the ones that pay for the free sh!t that nogs and muslim “refugees” and illegal aliens enjoy?

        “Volunteer”? Instead of working at your job and getting paid to support your family?

        “Give blood”? You do that anyway with your taxes.

        And define “kind”. Our new President is a very kind man. But if you mean “wimpy exploited pushover”…

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 2:04 pm Rick

        Yeah volunteer. Help make your street neighborhood city state whatever a better place. Yeah charities like the Red Cross United Way Food Banks St Jude’s Shriners that help people young and old who are facing tough circumstances. Yeah be kind. That person you despise because of their skin color is going through life dealing with the same shit you are and in fact probably dealing with more so being kind is a nice easy to do thing now and then

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 8:42 pm Ripp

      “Trust Trump we cannot. Zionist he is.”

      How about you do some research on the major donors of every presidential candidate for the last 50 years and get back to us. Pro tip: start with Trump and compare backwards.

      “Trump being the supposed savior of whites”

      A stretch in terms there, mediocre negro. Trump is to the white race what Angela Merkel is to north african & middle eastern military aged muslim men.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 6:53 am wolfie65

        I’m hoping Trump is only the beginning.
        You can’t drain a swamp that’s many decades deep in 2 months.

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 8:42 pm Carlos Danger

      You live in a special personal hell, don’t you?

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:52 pm Rick

        Well if you are referring to.me so far it has been a bit excessively rainy but not especially hellish. I did find a new Pilsner beer to try today so that was cool

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 9:19 pm Carlos Danger

        No I wasn’t actually. Another Strappy tell.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 9:26 pm Rick

        No biggie

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:56 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 8:26 am Les Saunders, Protestant

        Is it just me or are dear Captain’s memes reaching nukular-grade, withering destructiveness? The somewhat non-sequitur element only makes them more devastating.

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 10:42 pm Anonymous

      Rich Jews in Broward County, Florida — whose Jew money I take at the poker tables nightly — are scared shitless.

      Trump is not Hitler. But the Jews know that the civilized world has #hadenough.

      The Jew did it to itself.

      lolzozozozozoozozozozzz

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 4:38 am Carlos Danger

        juicy details please

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  3. on January 19, 2017 at 6:03 pm plumpjack

    how soon before tanks and heavy artillery are rolling through downtown San Francisco and Los Angeles? that’s what I wanna know. getting impatient over here!

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 6:33 pm Captain Obvious

      We don’t need to send in ground troops. Nuke ’em from orbit.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 6:42 pm plumpjack

        would be much simpler. i’m worried the blast radius will scratch the paint on my new truck tho.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 7:06 pm Nads

        It’s the only way to be sure…

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 7:18 pm myshariamoor

        “…pour encourager les autres.”

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 8:05 pm Carlos Danger

      Set up road blocks and not let anything out or in.

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 8:23 pm Rick

      Why do you hate your fellow American citizens? Sounds to me like you are promoting sedition

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:39 pm Carlos Danger

        They hated on us first Rick. Its called betrayal. White men have a very low tolerance threshold for it.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:41 pm Carlos Danger

        You told me I was the enemy and not fit to pick up shit in Obama’s new America. You are no longer my countrymen.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:44 pm plumpjack

        “Sounds to me like you are promoting sedition”

        se·di·tion
        səˈdiSH(ə)n/
        noun
        conduct or speech inciting people to reb3l against the auth0rity of a state or monarch.

        where in my comment does it say anything about encouraging reb3llion against the @uthority of the US government?

        California is ALREADY engaged in the violation in US law on immigration, marijuana legalization, 2nd @mendment rights, and other fronts. what I am encouraging, you stupid fuck, is for US law to be enforced upon rogue states, by force, if necessary. that’s not sedition. that’s democracy. we VOTED for these laws, remember? hmmm….?

        you should care about laws. you shitlibs depend on them more then anyone.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:46 pm plumpjack

        “Sounds to me like you are promoting sedition”

        where in my comment does it say anything about encouraging reb3llion against the @uthority of the US government?

        California is ALREADY engaged in the violation in US law on immigration, marijuana legalization, 2nd @mendment rights, etc. what I am encouraging, you stupid fuck, is for US law to be enforced, by force, if necessary. that’s not sedition. that’s democracy. we VOTED for these laws, remember? hmmm….?

        you should care about laws. you shitlibs depend on them more then anyone.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:48 pm Ripp

        Anti-white poz shill (((Rick))) on queue to drop rabbit turds on the roof of the now steel reinforced gold palace of ye Chateau.

        Hey Rick, fellow “countryman,” say it with us:

        “PRESIDENT TRUMP”

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:57 pm Rick

        Got no problem saying President Trump. Hey let’s hope and work for a a better America- increased wages and benefits, less Armed Forces getting killed by goat fuckers, better more affordable health care, more ISIS blown to hell. Time will tell

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:56 pm Captain Obvious

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  4. on January 19, 2017 at 6:08 pm Wrong Side of History

    G-d bless Donald

    The righteous gentile who truly loves Israel and the Jewish people.

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 6:36 pm Captain Obvious

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 7:19 pm Moses

      To understand Jews all you need to know is that everything they do is guided by one litmus test — “Is it good for the Jews?”

      Nothing wrong with an ethnic group looking out for itself.

      Make no mistake, though, “What’s good for the Jews” often does not align with “What’s good for America.”

      Imaging if Christian European-Americans (CEAs) started asking publicly “Is it good for the CEAs?”

      OMG! Hitler!

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:50 pm Anonymous

        http://www.americannaziparty.com/about/InternationalJew.pdf

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 8:24 pm Rick

      Didn’t somebody just criticize Bush for his support of Israel?

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 11:01 pm Anonymous

        That was the issue as it appeared that day. With half the Jewish population of the United States
        centered in the city of New York, they had assumed control of American education at its source. The
        group of Jews sitting in judgement on Dr. Carter were as serene in their control of the education of the
        Christians, as if they had been a Soviet court sitting in Moscow. They had succeeded in driving
        everything Christian out of the schools; they had succeeded in introducing the most sickening praise of
        their own race; they had looked forward to the teaching of Judaism as the universal morality!
        It was further brought out that this Christian minister had been one of the men who had preached
        in favor of the Jews. He had been one of those public men on whom Jewish leaders could depend to
        respond with typical Christian generosity. He had delivered blows at race prejudice. He had lauded the
        Jewish race and its leading figures. He had interpreted its commanding influence as the reward of
        diligence and ability. He hadthundered against what Jewish reports had led him to believe was “the
        Crime at Kishineff.” And for this he had been duly complimented by the Jewish Publication Society and
        others. BUT he had now spoken a word of truth which the Jews disliked, and he was before them for
        trial and condemnation.
        The Warburg idea in the United States, dovetailing with the Sterns, the Furstenbergs, the
        Sonnenscheins and the Sassoons and Samuels and Bleichroeders overseas, was something to wonder at.
        Jewish bankers ran this war as they have run every great war. No informed Jew will deny that. Most
        informed Jews have boasted of it as indicating the importance of their people. Above the nations at war
        was an international financial committee, all Jewish, looking down upon all the ruction and blood as
        serenely as American baseball league directors look down upon a pennant series. Separated, each man
        tied to his country by ties of undivided nationalistic loyalty, none of these would have amounted to
        much. United, as a super-national financial board, knowing the secrets of all the nations, conferring one
        with another in all sorts of ways, even during the hardest days when all communication between
        countries was supposed to be locked by war, deciding the duration of the war and the hour of so-called
        peace, these groups constitute a danger which no one doubts after once having clearly seen it.
        Men who can thus manipulate money in time of war can do so in time of peace. The United States
        is living under some of that peace manipulation now.
        The reader of the Protocols is much impressed by the financial notes that are sounded throughout
        their proposals. The Jewish defense against the Protocols, that they were written by a criminal or
        madman, is intended only for those who have not read the Protocols, or who have overlooked the
        financial plans they offer. Madmen and criminals do not coolly dissect one money system and invent
        another, as do the Protocolists.
        It will be worth while, in view of the sidelights that these articles have thrown on the money
        question, to recall some of the forecasts and plans made in these most remarkable documents which have
        been attributed to the Wise Men of Zion, the world leaders of the inner council.
        “When we sink, we become a revolutionary proletariat, the subordinate officers of the revolutionary
        party; when we rise, there rises also our terrible power of the purse.” So wrote the great Jewish Zionist
        leader, Theodor Herzl, in his work, “A Jewish State,” (p. 23). It is precisely that union of revolutionary
        tendencies and financial power that the world is facing now. Look at Russia, and look at the people who
        swarmed at Versailles and made the Peace Treaty. The Peace Treaty was written by financiers; it is the
        bill presented, not to a beaten foe, but to the world. Very few people have ever read it; but its operation
        is evident everywhere. The Jewish bankers the world over are shoveling in the gold.
        Protocol VI is interesting in this connection:
        “We shall soon begin to establish huge monopolies, colossal reservoirs of wealth, upon
        which even the big Gentile properties will be dependent to such an extent that they will all
        fall, together with the government credit, on the day following the political catastrophe

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 11:18 pm Anonymous

        The Jewish Question will be solved, and its solution will begin in the United States. But that
        does not mean that it will come as the result of a popular movement. Great changes do not occur that
        way. It makes little difference whether the mass of the people see the Question or not; the mass of the
        people are not always called into such matters. Their work is to hold the world steady while the change
        takes place. But a sufficient number of qualified persons have seen the Question to insure that now the
        era of solution has set in. The timid, the soft literary men in pulpits (with whose ilk Jeremiah had a keen
        acquaintance), the false preachers of “Peace, peace,” the hush brothers and sisters of every name, the
        shallow shouters for “fairness,” and all who are afraid of the truth in its surgical forms — these have no
        place in the healing of the hurt of these times; they are wedded to their softness. Nothing has been more
        shameful in the last two years than the spectacle of men bidding for the applause of bootleggers, and
        gamblers, and the lecherous masters of the modern stage, and the sinister Kehillah, and the anti-Christian
        American Jewish Committee, because, forsooth, some one has fulfilled the duty to tell the truth.
        However, these things must always be, and the evil influences among the Jews have learned just what
        kind of help they may expect and from what kind of people.
        The Dearborn Independent has not been making a fight but fulfilling a duty to shed light on a
        matter crying for light. The Dearborn Independent, therefore, has never urged any individual or
        organization to join it in this work. Nor has it charged with cowardice those who for prudential or other
        reasons have kept silent. Editors especially have been absolved; not one of them was asked to lend his
        aid, although the files of this office hold thousands of written assurances from newspaper men all over
        the land, and from all parts of the world, testifying to the truth of our statements. Organizations have
        been proposed, for various purposes; strong organizations have offered themselves as vehicles for the
        carrying out of any plan The Dearborn Independent might propose. But all such undertakings have been
        avoided, our belief being that simply to state the truth and let it work its own right will, was sufficient
        at this time. And to that belief and policy we have adhered.
        “But what shall we do?” is the constant question; “How shall we balk this system which
        surrounds us and infects so much of our common life?”
        Observe it, identify it, eschew it — that is more powerful than active opposition. The clear eye of
        the man who sees and understands is something that even the evil powers of Jewry cannot endure.
        But the most potent action any awakened person can take is this: to erect again our own moral
        landmarks, which the Oriental Jewish invasion has broken down. This would spell sheer doom to the
        whole evil system sponsored by the Jews. And this is the course which has never been tried. To go back
        to the principles which made our race great, the principles to which we have been recreant and therefore
        have fallen an easy prey — this is the only invincible course. It is an opposition which evil Jews cannot
        understand and cannot defeat.
        In place of the way of doing business which Jewish dealers have introduced, let the business men
        of the country adopt the old way of the white man, when a man’s word was as good as his bond, and
        when business was service and not exploitation.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 8:38 am Les Saunders, Protestant

        @anonymous
        Reminds me of papers my grandfather had in his house dating back to the 60s, full of quotes about the skypes’ plans to destroy the goy.

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 8:49 pm Ripp

      “The righteous gentile who truly loves Israel and the Jewish people.”*

      *so as long as American interests come first

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 1:55 pm Rick

      So supporting Jews is a good thing?

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 1:59 pm bolg

        Realpolitiks. Don’t read too much into it. There *are* ovens down the road.

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  5. on January 19, 2017 at 6:19 pm Inaugural Balls | @the_arv

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  6. on January 19, 2017 at 6:22 pm Hackett To Bits

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  7. on January 19, 2017 at 6:58 pm Louisville Troublemaker

    No need to nuke Commiefornia.

    I’m pretty sure the leftists are going to spontaneously combust tomorrow.

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 7:12 pm plumpjack

      I stopped to say hi to my shitlib cat lady neighbor yesterday and by the look on her face and her mood you’d a thought she’d been diagnosed with stage 4 brain cancer. the world of infinity feels is really not doing well.

      meanwhile I’m thinking of putting my Christmas lights back up and shooting off fireworks tomorrow to celebrate.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:38 pm Carlos Danger

        Tell her not to worry because cat food will become better, much better and it will be cheaper, much cheaper.

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  8. on January 19, 2017 at 7:09 pm Nads

    Lock up your daughters, lock up your wife, lock up your back door….

    AC/DC tours had to be the pinnacle of groupies.

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 11:44 pm Carlos Danger

      The man is back in town, don’t you mess around…. Cuz I’m TNT, I’m Dynamite don’t you mess with me cuz I’ll win the fight

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 2:43 pm Hugh Mann

        Hayseed Dixie’s version of Money Talks is pretty good

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  9. on January 19, 2017 at 7:13 pm Moses

    OT – I sometimes read Bezos Blog stories that appear in Google News. The leftoid comments reveal that they still don’t get it.

    They’re reaching levels of cognitive dissonance that shouldn’t even be possible.

    Common themes:
    – Trump is a dumb idiot [erm…so what does that make Hillary for losing to him?]
    – Trump supporters are uneducated white knuckledraggers
    – Screaming “raacisst! bigot!!” at every comment they don’t like

    Incredible.

    My high school tennis coach always told us “When you’re losing, change your strategy — you’re already losing!”.

    Seems like lefties still don’t understand why they lost. Their strategy is to double, triple, quadruple down on their shrill narratives. They’re just alienating real Americans more and more.

    I love it. Truly remarkable times we live in.

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 7:21 pm FuriousFerret

      Have you ever wanted something really really really bad but you knew you couldn’t get it but you can’t fathom living life without getting it so you hold out hope and carry on?

      Well that’s how they feel about the destruction of the white male. Poor little guys. Sad!

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 7:44 pm Moses

        I prefer the term “White Man” over “White Male.”

        Ever notice how leftoids avoid using the word “Man” and prefer “Male”? It’s because “male” clinically lacks testosterone meaning. “Man” contains all kinds of manly meaning.

        Words matter. Orwell understood this. So do SJWs.

        [CH: i make a habit of using “girl” and “man”, and “male” when the subject is a mangina like scalzi.]

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:10 pm Carlos Danger

        Agreed. Lets start using it again too.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:17 pm PA

        Let’s also stop writing or saying “guys” and “women” in the same sentence.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:53 pm Ripp

        +111 on everything

        In the past couple years ive forced my language correction now to always say Men, or Young Men. No more “guys”.

        Its so rarely said by our culture that when I do say it Ive noticed people take a greater value and attentiveness to my conversation.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:57 pm tteclod

        I’ve dropped feminine pronouns from all descriptions of reasonable people doing reasonable things unless I’m describing a particular female.

        Last summer, I struck “or her” from a set of building plans for an independent technical review. The text described a construction labor task. In the margin I wrote, “Don’t waste ink.”

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:33 pm Carlos Danger

        i make a habit of using “girl” and “man”, and “male” when the subject is a mangina like scalzi.

        That’s just being appropriate.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 11:54 pm Vagina dominator

        I decline to call the ironically-named Chelsea Manning “she”.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 7:20 am stevetirone

        I have taught my eldest son that there is a profound difference between being a “nice guy” and being a “good man.”

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 12:02 pm vfm#7634

        Let’s also stop writing or saying “guys” and “women” in the same sentence.

        A “guy” is an effigy the limeys burn on November 5. I don’t think it’s entirely a coincidence that it’s the preferred synonym for “man” used by feminists.

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 7:27 pm Captain Obvious

      In the old days, (((The Left))) at least controlled White manual labor. Now they’ve got d!ck to work with – eggheads in the universititties, post-menopausal cat ladies, Gay Lettuce Bacon Tomato perverts, Googles, Armadillos, and a vast seething teeming writhing sea of diarrhea-skinned mystery meats. Rah rah, yay, go team!!!

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 7:35 pm FuriousFerret

        I guess they thought that white working class would be okay with handouts to keep them pacified in just above poverty levels too. They are simply that dumb. Who the fuck wants to be a vote slave?

        Economics are important but it pales in comparison to real true power of calling the shots and the DNC has made it known that white males are not going to be allowed in the seats of power anymore. It’s reserved for the Keith Ellisons and Debbie Wasserman Schultzs of the world. Oh and the Anthony Weiners as well, they are Jewish when being White is a negative thing.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:30 pm Lichthof

        Yep..lots of young men and girls at the concert in MAGA hats. Media think it’s only oldies who voted for him.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 9:32 pm Rick

        Well it will be enlightening to see what the white working age working class males do. High rates of heroin and opiod use. Lower rates of advanced education compared to women. How the rates of criminal convictions . Technology eliminating jobs at a high rate

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:31 pm Carlos Danger

        Yes Rick and you are gleefully rubbing your hands as your own people are sold down the river to your enemies and you celebrate their decline. This is why we hate you. You are an obvious traitor and take delight in our demise.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:38 pm Rick

        Bullshit. I believe in a strong unified working class. Yet you think people who think like me are selling out the working man while you are eager to believe whatever BS the 1% elite Trump spews? Thanks for the laugh. Let’s see what happens first- more tax cuts for the 1% or improved options for the working class

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 11:18 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 11:42 pm Carlos Danger

        Strappy’s just been smoked out once and for all. Verbatim argument was just made. Bekkah, Bekkah. We get it, you hate us and wish us dead so you can replace and pretend you were us all along. I don’t see that. I see lots of jobs and opportunities happening again and the end of Zionist bankster looting of our economy on the horizon for me. You guys have a poor predictive track record and an obvious weakness in discerning critical Information. Many of us here do that sort of thing for a living and are well paid for it.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 7:45 am Glengarry

        I sometimes use TGBL, “because the most important cause goes first and least goes last”. It can be triggering.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 12:03 pm vfm#7634

        @CO

        … That wasn’t even slightly pornographic.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 12:21 pm Captain Obvious

        Ain’t that the truth? It’s like friggin National Geographic Safari goes to Sea World to save Tuna.

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 7:49 pm plumpjack

      “… they still don’t get it.”

      chatting with a (((psychiatrist))) acquaintance the other night and his hamster was doing pseudo-science backflips.

      quack psychiatrist: “he’s [Trump] mentally unstable! my colleagues and I can all see it plainly!”
      me: “so who’s mentally stable? you? you seem pretty upset.”
      him: “yeah, but I’m not running for president”
      me: “so which president meets your definition of mentally stable?”
      him: “well I wanted Bernie Sanders”
      me: “you didn’t answer my question. which president has met your definition of mentally stable?”
      him: [crickets]

      then he diverts by going on and on about Trump’s “poor understanding of economic policy”.

      tl;dr. point is, the threat this guy was feeling was absolutely coming from the nucleus of his cells, and he’s spent a lifetime filling himself with dialogues rationalizing these deep fears, and training himself to pathologize “otherness”. if you’re a winning Aryan who takes what he wants, there’s a disease and a (((treatment))) for that.

      the awakening giant of WN is real, and if you’re not part of the club, it’s scary. in fact, of you’ve spent you’re life pathologizing the club, it’s VERY scary.

      finished the conversation with, “yeah well, I’ll take ‘winning’ over your definition of ‘mental stability’ any day. gnite!”

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:09 pm Carlos Danger

        Good. They should live in constant fear.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:12 pm Rick

        Oh hell Obama wins the gold medal for mental stability. Trump is a thin skinned elitist narcissistic megalomaniac. Damn the next few years are going to be hilarious if Trump stays on Twitter.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:14 pm plumpjack

        “Oh hell Obama wins the gold medal for mental stability. Trump is a thin skinned elitist narcissistic megalomaniac. Damn the next few years are going to be hilarious if Trump stays on Twitter.”

        this is what peeing-your-pants looks like.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:33 pm Wrong Side of History

        Rick

        You’re either TSW or playing on the suspicion that you’re TSW.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:36 pm Rick

        I think you meant FAP FAP FAP. Seriously let’s recap. Perry is sorry he was against the Department of Energy. Pruitt believes in Climate Change. Eliminating Obamacare will put about 20 million citizens health in jeopardy. If and that’s a big if the Mexican wall gets built, American taxpayers will end up paying for it. But you know let’s just focus on what Trump tweets

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 9:00 pm Ripp

        Lol Rick Scalzi. What a pathetic mewling little bitch.

        Mexico US border = 1900 miles.

        Great Wall(s) of China = why dont you look that up yourself. Learn about the reasons for its various structure types in different areas and its overall goal in support of its country and countrymen.

        And the Perry thing was Fake News. Retracted by your fag leftoid media goons.

        Rick = TSW

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 9:40 pm Rick

        Yeah the Great Wall. When push came to shove, the wall didn’t do dick to keep out invaders.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:13 pm Ripp

        Except that it did. And it was a matter of great country and ethno-nationalistic pride for the Chinese emperors to continue building it. And further to my point its 10x the size of the the US mex border. And was built 1000s of years ago.

        And the Israeli border walls work well also.

        And the border reinforcements in Eastern Europe countries also work.

        And in fact, several specific areas of the US Mex border wall do in fact work very well.

        Look, Strapon, Ive already tooled your shit about the border wall before.

        The facts overwhelmingly support the function and value (and nationalistic value) of the wall.

        If youre for open borders just say so.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:28 pm Rick

        You square away a wall with the principles on the Statue of Liberty then maybe I will support the wall. No trying to rationalize times and America were different then. Maybe Trump will come up with some funny math that will supposedly show Mexico paying for the wall but I truly believe he lied about what the wall will be and who is paying for it

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:29 pm Carlos Danger

        It took the Mongols and Huns many centuries to break that wall. It worked very well actually.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 12:01 am Ripp

        (((Rick))) misses the point entirely.

        1) rick is now a fool, again, as he just got tooled about his lack of knowledge and disregard for historical and present facts regarding border wall effectiveness

        2) cherry picking low priority assumptions as a means to discredit the border wall simply to spite Trump because you dont like him is a liberal faggot tell. The wall being built and its peripheral funding for a fully staffed and adequately resourced border security system far exceeds some low level administrative detail.

        So please, tell us more about how the Great Wall of China didnt work. Oh and by the way the GWOC is sevaral walls with varrying structures…

        But please, keep reaching here and keep telling us you’re on our team yet we can see right through your smoke screen.

        Open Borders for Rick’s Brain

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 12:05 am Captain Obvious

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 12:15 am Vagina dominator

        Rick says

        “You square away a wall with the principles on the Statue of Liberty then maybe I will support the wall. ”

        But let’s note that the poem in question, “the New Collossus,” was composed by (((Emma Lazarus))).

        Jewish virtual library tells us that (((Emma Lazarus))), who had

        “worked with East European immigrants through her association with the Hebrew Emigrant Aid Society, composed “The New Colossus” in 1883 as part of a fundraising campaign for erecting the Statue of Liberty. In 1903, a tablet with her words — “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free” — was affixed to the statue’s base.”

        So, uh, Rickstein, like they say

        every.single.time.

        [CH: “principles on the statue of liberty” lol strapon thinks emma lazarus traveled back in time to contribute her thoughts to the Founders in the Continental Congress. also, lol that the world’s premiere feelz poem should be the be-all end-all of american constitutional republicanism.]

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 12:34 am Ripp

        @strapon ranger rick

        And statue of liberty-esque legal and controlled imigration =/= uncontrolled massive unaccounted for immigration, amnesty to criminals and priority economic support to non citizens over citizens.

        The virtue signaling fagism of sh1tlibs has an unlimited capacity for make believe.

        Smh

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 8:02 am safespaceplaypen

        lmao Ricky thinks a platitude on a big statue > a wall that physically keeps out brown invaders. gtfoh faggot

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 10:04 am itsme

      Their strategy is to double, triple, quadruple down on their shrill narratives.

      when agree & amplify goes horribly wrong

      lozlzozlzozlzllozlzollz

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  10. on January 19, 2017 at 7:47 pm CBR600RR_Rider

    Protests: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuJMRO2qPRA

    What a great day tomorrow is going to be! Trump’s win motivated me to go back to the gym! Been lifting again for last 2 weeks and feels great!

    MAGA

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  11. on January 19, 2017 at 8:08 pm Rick

    Volbeat, Theory of a Deadman, Five Finger Deathpunch, Skillet, Kenny Chesney, Bruce Springsteen, Luke Bryan, Jason Aldean- all have plenty of balls.

    The one thing about AC/DC is how tiny the band members are. Seriously short and skinny. But amazing energy and longevity.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 11:50 am MZ

      Bruce Springsteen has balls? He’s even a bigger whinier cunt than you are.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 1:53 pm Rick

        You are so pathetic. Springsteen is an American icon who repeatedly reaches out to help various charities and is proud to support the working class. His crew is top notch and his shows go on for 4 hours. Chances are when you are his age the only thing you will be doing for 4 hours is drooling during your naps

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 7:49 pm Canadian Friend

        The day I found out Bruce Springsteen was a big Obama lover, he lost all my respect.

        He’s a BIG liberal, thus not a real man.

        End of story.

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  12. on January 19, 2017 at 8:24 pm Lichthof

    I think DJT feels he was destined to become President. He just acts like he’s been here before. I saw him speak a week before the election and he was enjoying every moment…smiling…gags…doing six rallies a day. He knew he’d win.
    I’d say he even feels a divine force put him here.

    Highlight of the day was the singing of God Bless America and DJT joint in.
    Melania and Ivanka looked stunning.

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  13. on January 19, 2017 at 8:25 pm Lichthof

    Friday sees DJT and Obongo having a traditional coffee hour lol

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 8:33 pm Lichthof

      I also love the pic a few weeks back of DJT and Kellyanne looking into his laptop.
      Both grinning devilishly.
      I’d say working in the administration is going to be lots of fun….with a ‘us against the world mentality’.
      Legendary times.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 8:38 pm Rick

        I am eager to hear what Propaganda Minister Conway has to say.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 9:05 pm Ripp

        @Rick

        Im sure you’re almost as interested as what (((wolf blitzer))) is paid to say.

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  14. on January 19, 2017 at 8:37 pm Vanamee

    I hesitate to credit anyone nu-country with being ballsy. Mostly phony pop faglets. Gary Allan might be an exception, but then he’s not really nu-country.

    I like Springsteen a lot, but all the Clinton-campaigning was ironic given that practically every character he ever sang about voted Trump. CNN even had an article about it. http://cnn.it/2gg5Nxy

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 8:40 pm Rick

      Yeah you can’t get more down home hard scrabble than Youngstown. So much blue collar activity that has been vaporized- and is never coming back

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 10:13 pm Travis

      This guy is pretty bad ass. This song in particular. Pretty much describes my grandpa to a T. I listen to this one, and I feel absolute pride in my roots and where I come from…

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:28 pm Travis

        Another modern country song with some balls:

        Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun
        And you might meet ’em both if you show up here, not welcome son
        Our necks are burnt, the roads are dirt and our trucks ain’t clean
        The dogs run loose, we smoke, we chew and fry everything
        Out here, way out here
        We won’t take a dime if we ain’t earned it
        When it comes to weight, brother we pull our own
        If it’s our backwoods way of living you’re concerned with
        Well you can leave us alone
        Cause we’re about John Wayne, Johnny Cash and John Deere
        Way out here
        We’ve got a fighting side, a mile wide but we pray for peace
        Cause it’s mostly us that end up serving overseas
        If it was up to me I’d love to see this country run
        Like it used to be, like it ought to be, just like it’s done
        Out here, way out here
        Way out here
        John Wayne, Johnny Cash, and John Deere
        Way out here way out here
        Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun
        And you might meet ’em both if you show up here not welcome son

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 10:10 am Sentient

        Like this one

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  15. on January 19, 2017 at 8:45 pm tteclod

    I thought I’d read some light news and all I could find was Trump articles.

    I’m actually tired of winning. Let’s attempt something so outrageous we might lose. Here’s my list.

    1. Criminalize sodomy.
    2. Require cause for divorce.
    3. Repeal the income tax.
    4. Mandate firearms training in high school, followed by militia duty, & deny women entry.
    5. Increase tariffs one order of magnitude.
    6. Criminalize pornography.
    7. Decrease the drinking age to 18.
    8. Increase the voting age to 21.
    9. Repeal women’s suffrage.
    10. End birthright citizenship and replace it with patrilineal citizenship.
    11. Criminalize Islam as a global terrorist organization.
    12. Annex the next country that loses a war with us, & expel its inhabitants.

    Surely Trump could fail at one of these, right?!?

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 9:00 pm Rick

      Drinking age was pretty much 18 when Reagan was in office. He blackmailed the states with loss of federal highway funds if they didn’t raise the age to 21

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 9:05 pm plumpjack

        isn’t there a worm bed somewhere that you should be crawling around in? this sandbox is for vertebrates only.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 9:17 pm Rick

        Well it is late and I have a helluva cough and a full day of work tomorrow so have a good night and day tomorrow. I will take pride in our seamless transfer of power unlike that asshole in Gambia for just the latest example of dysfunctional Africa. Check out Trumpsingles.com. Make 2017 a year to not take shit. Be the best a man can be.

        [CH: strapon you should just find a quiet dimly lit room to hide in for the next eight years, where you can collect your salty tears in jars until they’re stacked floor to ceiling.]

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 9:32 pm Jay Fink

        I believe the U.S is the only country in the world with a 21 year old drinking age. That is something we should be ashamed of.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 11:49 pm Lucius Somesuch

        “Well it is late and I have a helluva cough and a full day of work tomorrow so have a good night and day tomorrow.”

        Hey sweetie–I mean, Hardscrabble Working White Man Who’s Totally More Bitchin’ Than You Even Though Constantly Woefully Ill And Also Gaslights Geopolitics– does your “office waifu” have to push your wheelchair up the ramp?

        She must be leally lipped–I mean, ripped, Lick–I mean, Saluh

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 6:55 am tteclod

        I spent my adolescence in Orange, Texas. After I graduated high school, I used to drive across the border to Louisiana for booze, during that magic sliver of history when that was possible.

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 9:03 pm Rick

      Our track record the last few wars hasn’t been that great so you may want rethink that one

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 9:32 am Sentient

        Clairee Belcher: [quoting her gay nephew] All gay men have track lightin’. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.

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      • on January 22, 2017 at 1:52 am Reb

        I guarantee you that whatever war Trump gets us involved with, we will win the living fuck out of that war. I want one of them to be China just for the sadistic shits and giggles of it all.

        You people are dead. Kekekekek

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 10:27 pm Carlos Danger

      Outlaw mescegenation.

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 10:49 pm FuriousFerret

      ‘6. Criminalize pornography.’

      I for one would prefer not to have a daily Elliott Rodgers.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 6:57 am tteclod

        Pornography is legal and Rodgers lived in south Cali, so not really evidence of a causation. File Rodgers under “divorce without cause” and Carlos Danger’s “Outlaw miscegenation.”

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 12:17 am Vagina dominator

      13. End limited liability.
      14. Criminalize and prosecute control fraud enabled by leveraged by-outs.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 12:28 am Vagina dominator

        And banks and similar financial institutions must be required to always be able to provide physical CASH on demand.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 12:43 am bolg

        Or its’ gold equivalent. (((They))) like to print money and paper is cheap.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 1:01 am Vagina dominator

        Require paternity contracts where the man acknowledges himself as the willing sire of the child and accepting full responsibility and full RIGHTS in the child.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 6:59 am tteclod

        I like your ideas, but they require many other adjustments to contract law. “End limited liability,” all alone, without other adjustments, will end my high-risk business as an engineering consultant, and probably modify healthcare dramatically.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 7:16 am tteclod

        Let’s add two more.

        15. Criminalize prophylactics.
        16. Classify “birth control” as a poison and track its prescription to prosecute its use to prohibit pregnancy.

        Call these the “Papist Amendments.” Include them in legislation repealing women’s suffrage.

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  16. on January 19, 2017 at 9:14 pm Johnny Redux

    Our new First Lady (thank you God!):

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 9:20 pm Rick

      Well while she was hot and is a MILF there is a helluva lot more to being a First Lady than being good looking

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:17 pm Ripp

        Considering the outgoing 1st Lady Ape, looks alone is already a monumental improvement.

        Not to mention rearing a young white man to heir the throne.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:26 pm Carlos Danger

        Liberals are wrong on everything. Melania is a huge improvement over our resident pavement apess.

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:31 pm Rick

        Looks are superficial. What is she going to do? What will she accomplish? What is she capable of? Maybe she will be great and her kid isn’t autistic. Time will tell

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:45 pm Lichthof

        I feel your pain Rick

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 10:46 pm Johnny Redux

        Rick, what?? The First Lady’s first and foremost ‘job’ is to support her husband, and give him a warm bed and body to come to at night. See to his comfort. Anything additional to that is just nice and cute, but totally unnecessary. That said, how about the fact that just her mere existence presents a entirely new image of a feminine woman to girls all over America and beyond?! Teach girls how to be sexy, feminine women and mothers again!!

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      • on January 19, 2017 at 11:36 pm Carlos Danger

        All The FGOTUS did was encourage water buffaloism.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 12:19 am Vagina dominator

        Rick, you misunderstand.

        MILF does not stand for “Man I would Like to be Fucked by.”

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 12:40 am bolg

        Fabulous giggling fags are way more entertaining than bitter butthurt fags.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 7:04 am wolfie65

        One thing Mrs. Trump might do -or has already done – is provide her husband with a first-person view from someone who grew up in a country that had to suffer Islamic occupation in the past.
        She is old enough to have learned the details in school before the Great Political Correction & Rewrite.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 6:28 am plumpjack

      the importance of this as the ideal image of a woman, sitting at the helm alongside her man ruling the most powerful nation on earth cannot be overstated.

      globalism = sexual monomorphism = matriarchy = feminine men/masculine women

      vs.

      nationalism/fascism = sexual dimorphism = patriarchy = masculine men/feminine women

      this will push the psychological battle lines ***FAR*** into (((enemy territory))). every time her gorgeous face is shown on TV millions of guys will want to learn game, while the fat cat lady shock troops will be severely demoralized. it’s a strategic shiv that even the frankfurt school would be jealous of.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 6:31 am Wrong Side of History

        “What has been the appeal of Trump and Farage to the masses? Both have come from the bourgeoisie and have railed against the international bourgeoisie, calling on the mass to seize the global means of production and distribute the wealth the bourgeoisie created. Did not Karl Marx himself predict this? That in late stage capitalism, members of the bourgeoisie would turn class traitor and distribute the wealth of their class to the masses?

        What is this rising tide of populism and nationalism, a restoration? No! a descent into the abyss. I once admired Trump, and thought that perhaps he could be at least the first rung on the ladder to restoration. How foolish I was. Nationalism, populism, and socialism are all attempts by the Shûdras to assert supremacy over the Vaishyas. To distribute the wealth created by the bourgeoisie to the masses. Differences concerning which mass are more deserving: Americans, Whites, Proletarians, etc. are arbitrary (the “white race” is the white nationalist’s “international proletariat”). The principle remains that this is a transition into a lower caste, into deeper depths, into the final age of man.”

        https://westcoastrxers.com/2017/01/18/2016-descent-into-the-abyss/

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 10:56 am Lucius Somesuch

        Hey devil spawn of kikestory, your hardcover “Atlas Shrugged” isn’t really meant to be used as a butt plug.

        Just stick to “Anthem” if you’re gonna try that sort of thing

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  17. on January 19, 2017 at 9:26 pm plumpjack

    CH, you called it first. bravo!

    the shitlords got the Whitehouse! it’s GAME on, literally and figuratively!

    America, stand by for tingles!

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 9:27 am Sentient

      Telling ya… Melania and Ivanka two hottest on this stage in history… and I’m not even a big Ivanka fan (small face)… But shit… looks like a runway show. Magnificent family that is AT EASE in this time and place. Impressive. as a dad of 5 myself… let me tell you, TRUMP’s kids are a huge testament to his quality as a father and leader… Kids are hard and his are 1000% behind him in admiration and affection and maybe a little fear of disappointing him.

      and this little fucker may out shitlord them all in 10 years…

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 9:35 am Sentient

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 9:36 am Sentient

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 11:00 am mendo

        Barron is looking more and more like his dad everyday. Not only does he have the benefit of having his dad as Trump, but his two older brothers are equally a great role model for him to follow. Kid has the benefit of three solid men in his life.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 11:17 am Carlos Danger

        I find Melania to be exceptionally beautiful and always have.

        [CH: her beauty is ofc only enhanced by the contrast with the departing moochelle.]

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  18. on January 19, 2017 at 10:37 pm Inaugural Balls | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  19. on January 19, 2017 at 10:57 pm Sean Fielding

    Shit, O’Keefe hover-handed a pretty girl at the Deploraball. Moral: every one right of David French needs to spend some time at the Chateau.

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    • on January 19, 2017 at 11:35 pm Carlos Danger

      He’s got it about 50% right. Some minor coaching and he will be just fine. Pretty lady too.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 12:07 am Ripp

      I still give Okeefe props. He’s doen some great things.

      Every man’s red pill journey is different. Hes got youth on his side and hopefully he will grow into sh1tlordism (Trunpism).

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 12:09 am intbal

      Pretty sure that’s Brittany Pettibone. She’s a SF/F author.
      From her comments in various youtube videos, she seems to be quite aware of racial reality in the West.
      Her autobio on her website isn’t exactly what one would want to read, though:
      “…she was a bit wild in high school, though by the time she reached her sophomore year, she wanted a quieter and more creative life.”
      N=15 before turning 15?

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 12:56 am Sean Fielding

        Yeah, this is off Popabone’s Twatter.

        And I definitely give O’Keefe props – journalistic balls of steel. That’s why this surprised me. But only a little – so often here we see how masculinity in one areas doesn’t always spill over into Sentient’s ‘language of women.’ A little coaching from a place like this (or careful observation of Meister Trump) and chicks like this would be swarming young James.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 1:04 am Vagina dominator

        Yes, he already has the balls. Wouldn’t take much coaching.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 7:06 am wolfie65

        Fantasy authors sure have changed……
        Maybe I need to re-think my avoidance of their various ‘-cons’.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 9:41 am Sentient

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 11:05 am mendo

        It is Brittany Pettibone. She’s a nice looking lady. I was questioning whether or not she’s single, and I’m guessing that she is.

        One of the reasons I wanted to attend the Deploraball was for all the lovely ladies like her that were gonna be there.

        From what I read on twitter, it was a AtlBeta on the men’s side. The contrast alone would have given me some residual SMV points that I could have cashed in.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 8:07 am Captain Obvious

      I dunno, I might not be so hard on O’Keefe – he looks like he’s genuinely conflicted in that picture – as though maybe his conscience is bothering him about something.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 8:12 am Captain Obvious

        The torso body language is outstanding: She’s shoving her boobs right into his ribs. But the look on his face, kinda quizzical, confused, just shy of painful, and the weird nervousness betrayed by the fiddling of his fingers of his left hand, somehow it says to me that he’s got about a bazillion thoughts racing frantically through his head, and he’s genuinely conflicted about how to proceed here.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 8:14 am Captain Obvious

        tldr; == Been there, done that, as regards being supremely conflicted about the morality of jumping headfirst into an affair with a ch!ck.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 10:55 am Carlos Danger

        He’s pitching a tent

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 11:41 am bolg

        I fully agree, CO.

        I got my unjew red pill in 2005, and yet had to wait to stumble upon heartiste 11 years later to tie it all together regarding the other big piece of the puzzle – man-woman interactions. Give the man time.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 9:35 am Alfa158

      Geez, what’s with young men these days? Something in the water, too much soy products in their food? I realize I’m no raging bull and have had to fight my beta tendencies for forty years now, but EVEN I would have been firmly grabbing her waist and pulling her hip in to me. This is pretty basic stuff kid.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 9:56 am Sentient

      Not stressing JO…

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 10:00 am Sentient

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 10:19 am Ripp

        Lol. I have those same glasses.

        I rock em in the summer at pool parties etc.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 11:18 am Carlos Danger

      He might be doing it out of respect for her Dad. I would, unless we were already established as a couple.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 12:06 pm vfm#7634

      C’mon O’Keefe, get your pussy-grabbin’ hand on her hip you phaggit.

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    • on January 22, 2017 at 1:56 am Reb

      What a great find that is.

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  20. on January 20, 2017 at 12:37 am bolg

    Meanwhile throngs of shitlibs are tearing their shirts in front of Trump Tower. Sweet.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 7:56 am Glengarry

      Arrest them for disturbing the public order.

      Properly regulating public demonstrations and suchlike might actually be a welcome move by Trump. Enough with the degenerate tantrums and orgies in the streets. Let them cool off in jail instead. Possible clemency if they agree to homosexuality therapy directed by Mike “The Lightning” Pence.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 11:48 am bolg

        As long as therapy is conducted behind a fence…

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 8:38 am Lichthof

      It’s getting bizarre now even weird. De Niro reading imaginary tweets out from Trump.
      Cher, Moore etc. I’d be embarrassed like a kid who sees his 60s generation parents trying to relive their youth.
      The ultimate weird was Wheedons tweet about a ring fucking Paul Ryan in the ass.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 11:08 am bolg

        Actors are bipolar bitches that impersonate real people for a living. I can’t imagine how the opinion of a has-been oil-drilling whore like deniro could be of any public significance, although Cialdini explains the mechanics of it in “Influence…”.

        Just joojled the whedon thing you mentioned. Disgusting.

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  21. on January 20, 2017 at 1:31 am Amasius

    Donald Trump becoming President is the greatest and the funniest thing to happen in American history. I’ll always smile when I contemplate it.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 9:13 am Sentient

      Same here… just can’t help a good laugh….. welcome to the next four years cucks and faggots…!

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  22. on January 20, 2017 at 3:43 am Ted Bantzin

    I’m cautiously optimistic, but I can see the play developing already. Our (((greatest ally))) is will continue to attack the Syrian regime as they did last week (with maybe some Russian collateral damage thrown in for good measure) until they provoke a response.

    Then they will give us the anime eyes and quivering lip in hopes that the (((neocons))), evangelitards, and even some (((members))) of the Trump administration bring the screeching for war to a fever pitch.

    We have to be prepared for this likelihood. If (((they))) get their hot war, the War on Poz will be difficult to prosecute simultaneously.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 8:18 am Captain Obvious

      “evangelitards” ——— Very apropos for any ostensible Chr!stian who argues in favor of (((the children of Satan))).

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 12:01 pm oink

      Or maybe Jews and Shia and Copts do a Big kiss-and-make up session and agree lord it over the Sunni lowlifes while simultaneously and at the same time kicking Anglo benefactors of said Sunnis out of Middle East.

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  23. on January 20, 2017 at 4:59 am Cultural Resilience

    youtube steel panther death to all but metal

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 5:09 am Carlos Danger

      I used to Play that game

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 5:34 am Cultural Resilience

        I still use Feel The Steel on my home gym sound system.

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  24. on January 20, 2017 at 5:12 am Carlos Danger

    http://www.oftwominds.com/blogjan17/neocon-neolib1-17.html

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  25. on January 20, 2017 at 8:44 am Lichthof

    I was on a flight last year small plane about 20 of us and this dude in his late 60s…tall…and he dominated the room.
    The air hostess was hot…stunning…mid 20s…solid 9…seemed feminine and nice.
    She was all over him. I was thinking this old alpha dude is going to bang her. I was smirking with pride at his performance…his poise…his dominance. A masterful performance. A reminder of so that’s how you do it.
    The idiot I am…I only realized a day after that it was Jon Voight.

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  26. on January 20, 2017 at 9:12 am Sentient

    Trump was always Big Ballz…

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  27. on January 20, 2017 at 9:16 am Captain Obvious

    David Frum, @davidfrum, 5:06 AM – 20 Jan 2017: The worst human being ever to enter the presidency, and I include all the slaveholders.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 9:17 am Captain Obvious

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 9:42 am Ripp

        Frump must be squirming with rage watching the innauguration opening with christian bible verses.

        Lolz.

        Oh the glory.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 9:51 am Ripp

        God damned (((Cuck Schumer))) speaking like a faggot. Dragging political agenda fag bullshit into his speech.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 9:53 am Captain Obvious

        (((Skypes))) gonna skype.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 10:57 am Carlos Danger

        They’re afraid the Babylonian Money Magic machine will be turned off.

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      • on January 22, 2017 at 2:02 am Reb

        If I ever get within arm’s reach of Chuck Schumer, I swear I am going to rip those faggot ass glasses off his face and stomp em out….with a big fucking smile on my face.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 9:24 am plumpjack

      not a problem, frumkin. we’ve already filled for divorce due to irreconcilable differences. we’re keeping the house and the kids. you can keep your google pets. no hard feelings. buh-bye!

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  28. on January 20, 2017 at 9:19 am oink

    Countdown to Genocide: Will he start with celebrities, journalists, or professors?

    version 1. Yes, please.

    version 2. sadly, none of the above

    TBH, execution of some 500 to 1000 of the worst bureaucrats in DC would not necessarily be a bad start. The shenanigans pulled by the DC’s unelected bureaucrats gave me a different (and more favorable) insight in the actions of one Vissarionovich Djugashvilli in the 1937-1938 timeframe.

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  29. on January 20, 2017 at 9:33 am Ripp

    Watching inauguration (or de-niggerization, heh).

    We did it gentlemen! Glorious day. Ive got a boner with an American flag wrapped around it.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 9:35 am Hackett To Bits

      Here at last: T45!
      MAGA

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 9:45 am Sentient

      Pastor Paula White giving the invocation… Trump is all about the subtly at the end of the day, ironically. His intro song at his rallies was “Can’t Always Get what You Want”…

      LOL

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 9:45 am Sentient

        Trump is genetically incapable of hover handing…

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 9:52 am Captain Obvious

        That is one SRSLY hypergamous c*nt to be “heading” a church. Sheesh. Just noticed her on TV a few minutes ago. Knowledge of Evopsych is almost TMI. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TMI

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 9:54 am Ripp

        Im watching split screen of Cuck Schumer with Trump. Trump is totally just “pfffft” with facial expression listening to (((Schumer))).

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 10:00 am Ripp

      Paula white looks good for 50. Im certain she does anal.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 10:01 am Sentient

      Melania looked like she had 3 orgasms during the swearing in.. and Trump is just like “I go this babe”…

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 10:06 am Ripp

        100%.

        Its so great to see a great looking WHITE first family.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 10:06 am Ripp

      I swear the camera just focused on Ben Garrison.

      Awesome.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 1:34 pm Lord of the Gulf Stream

        Yes, I saw that, too. I’m sure it was him.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 10:15 am Ripp

      YESSS!

      President Trump just said “eradicate radical islamic terrorism”

      Hahaha.

      Obongo probably started pissing his pants.

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  30. on January 20, 2017 at 9:58 am plumpjack

    the leader of the resistance says he will weaponize diabetes and make the racist nationalists beg for mercy!

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 10:02 am Ripp

      Cuck-fat Michael moore is pathetic.

      Leader of the poz. Eats his own fat.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 12:49 pm bolg

      “I’ll crush all bigots with my bitch-tits”

      — M. M.

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  31. on January 20, 2017 at 10:11 am Wrong Side of History

    G-d smiles on Donald, friend of Israel.

    His enemies – wayward Jews and gentiles alike – will be punished.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 10:30 am Captain Obvious

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 12:09 pm Carlos Danger

      You know, the Christian mystics have been saying exactly this. Then the other day I listened to Jeff Rense and he had an expert numerologist on who said the same thing too. 37

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 12:55 pm bolg

      I am sure he’ll build a fence around goatse.cx in your honor. mazel tov.

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  32. on January 20, 2017 at 11:21 am Ripp

    I love it. President Trump is signing a gang load of executive orders with his family.

    This is amazing.

    Cant wait for the construction on the wall to start.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 11:25 am mendo

      Just saw that. But damn if Melania doesn’t look silky in that blue outfit of hers.

      Do you know what exactly the EO’s were?

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 11:33 am Ripp

      Her outfit is throwback/tribute to Jackie Kennedy.

      Not sure what the EOs were. Probably one to fumugate the white house from nagger stench.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 11:49 am plumpjack

        heh. yeah he was signing the invoices for the carpet cleaning and exterminators.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 11:56 am Ripp

      Watching fox news stream live. Cops are bringing the hammer. Saw a little bitch protester get shot w rubber bullet, tear gas. Lolz its awesome.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 12:23 pm Sentient

        he he… they closing down on 1,000 protesters… got em surrounded.

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  33. on January 20, 2017 at 12:25 pm Sentient

    This is probably the first night in forever that the First Lady is getting banged out by The Prez tonight…

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  34. on January 20, 2017 at 12:41 pm Lichthof

    This Fox News stream is anti Trump. Ripping him apart.

    [CH: Cucks News has been anti-trump since day 1. strangely, you’ll find fairer coverage from abc.]

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  35. on January 20, 2017 at 2:20 pm Anonymous

    Term’s over, Barry. Get out.

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    • on January 20, 2017 at 3:15 pm Rick

      Trump has said so much BS it is more rational to assume everything he says is a lie versus the truth. But yeah OK claim Obama is a lying scumbag. You low info people are under some sort of delusion Trump is a Messiah. Get a grip and a clue.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 3:58 pm mendo

        Obama is a lying scumbag, Strappy.

        No one here has ever said or even thinks Trump’s a messiah, that’s your projection of our appreaction for the man.

        No one forces you to come here yet you always do and always fail at whatever it is you try, you dumb kike. You’re suffering from delusions if you think Obuttfuck was anything but a joke.

        Go home and get your fucking shinebox.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 8:04 pm Canadian Friend

        Rick, your nylons are too tight, not enough blood is going to your brain.

        You’re saying even more stupid shit than usual.

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      • on January 20, 2017 at 11:20 pm Moses

        High probability that “Rick” is the discredited TSW who was wrong about everything.

        Dunno why you men respond to his trolls like Pavlov’s dogs.

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      • on January 21, 2017 at 10:27 am Rick

        313 statements Trump made during the campaign -59 to be mostly false, 106 to be entirely false, and 53 to be outright pants on fire lies. But yet you guys think Hillary is a murdering child sex ring operator who at the same time was running a presidential campaign. Yeah that’s believable

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      • on January 21, 2017 at 10:34 am Greg Eliot

        High probability that “Rick” is the discredited TSW who was wrong about everything.

        High probability?

        More like guaran-ass-teed Rick is the erstwhile Strapunzel… several here have sussed that out from day one.

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      • on January 21, 2017 at 12:12 pm Rick

        Keep thinking those wrong thoughts about me instead of dealing with the actual real facts I list. Damn you low info blinded by the Trump people are going to be a hoot to rip on.

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      • on January 21, 2017 at 11:09 am streetsweeper

        “More like guaran-ass-teed Rick is the erstwhile Strapunzel… several here have sussed that out from day one.”

        so glad you broke your promise to stay away, Greg, and are now back to clogging up the conversation with your dull, wonderbread-grade, self-serving, hardy-har-har, try-hard wit. we were SO lost without you.

        more gay fetish pics, please!

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      • on January 22, 2017 at 2:59 pm Greg Eliot

        I said i was taking a hiatus, dweeb… and I wouldn’t be talking about broken promises if I were you, boy… you got voted off the island after demanding a showdown.

        Keep calling for your queer porno images, cocksucker… every word out of your insipid mouth tells on you.

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      • on January 22, 2017 at 5:22 pm Rick

        Well damn amazing how the San Antonio Spurs coach agrees with me.

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      • on January 22, 2017 at 8:23 pm Greg Eliot

        Some n1ggerball coach agrees with Strappy… now THERE’S unimpeachable authority for you! (((shakin’ mah haid)))

        Now, if they can just get Lena Dunham on board, the issue’s settled!

        /can’t kekekekekek enough rape!

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  36. on January 22, 2017 at 2:36 pm Rick

    Well here’s to Trump whose Inauguration attendance was the yugest ever, for his backing of the intelligence services who he never once labeled as being behind a Nazi like smear campaign against him, and for in no way breaking 34 of his promises on day one.

    Alternative facts matter

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    • on January 22, 2017 at 2:48 pm Sentient

      Vintage TSW right here…

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      • on January 22, 2017 at 2:56 pm Rick

        Hey now I am with you guys now. Anything Trump does is the best biggest newest yugest most truthful thing on the world. Time to stop caring about other people and the environment. From now on Americans should not care about anything except what Trump says.

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      • on January 22, 2017 at 3:01 pm Greg Eliot

        Wrong side of history came clean, yenta… and he was a queer yid.

        The least you could do is follow the example of your landsmann and confess as to your erstwhile Strapon WIthin sock puppet…

        … confession is good for the soul. kekekekekekekek

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    • on January 22, 2017 at 2:56 pm Canadian Friend

      Trump has already done great beautiful things such as,

      the page on global warming at Whitehouse.gov is gone, deleted!

      so is the page on Obamacare

      so is the page on LGBT

      Trump will be the best President !!

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      • on January 22, 2017 at 5:03 pm Rick the Strapon Within

        And has made home ownership more expensive! There’s that 4D chess playing at work. Making home ownership more expensive will make America less attractive to immigrants.

        Along with deleting the page on climate change, he is giving away pounds of sand to people to stick their heads in

        [CH: strapon cry your heart out. symbolism matters. and closing the borders to the shit world will make home ownership more affordable (white lebensraum).]

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      • on January 22, 2017 at 5:19 pm Canadian Friend

        The Ricket’s Disease Within,

        illegals cost Billions of dollars that tax payers must pay trough their hard earned tax dollar

        even legal immigration has a high cost

        and you know it.

        diversity is an expense not a gain.

        Why else are large corporations such as GM or Pepsi spending hundreds of millions of dollars to make diversity work?

        less incompatible immigrants = lower taxes = stronger economy = better life

        [CH: eunuch leftoids like strapunzel have difficulty with the concept of negative externalities. they only think in positive feelz.]

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      • on January 22, 2017 at 6:04 pm Rick

        Of course the LGBT page is down. No doubt to be replaced with a more appropriate LGBTQI2S page

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      • on January 22, 2017 at 8:18 pm Ripp

        Strapon, how was the pussy march?

        [CH: the pithiest shivs cut deepest.]

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  37. on January 24, 2017 at 12:09 pm Omega Man

    trump represents one third of the govt as prez. when did he become the Savior of white men? he’s not a dictator & doesn’t make any laws; he only signs them.

    the Congress is where it starts & the supreme Court makes sure it’s all done per the law.

    trump might inspire a few to get off their ass bc he looks like your father or brother, but if you think an elitist man gives a fuck abt your current situation in America, you’re delusional.

    what he’d give you is an application to work for one of his sub contractors on a construction site…a quick handshake, & to ask you for your vote.

    this is America! trump is gonna fall in-line to what big business wants (at home & abroad)… just like bush & Obama, or in 4 yrs, he’s out. period.

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