First, can I just say how UPLIFTING (heh) it is to look at First Lady Melania instead of Harambe Trapezius? A guy could get used to this.
Second, every man who’s lived a day in his life knows that look of a woman rocked by a silent, seismic tingle of love rushing on a current of lust. Right at the moment Herr Trumperica assumed the most powerful throne in the world, a barely-contained supernova of admiration and primal desire escaped Melania’s poise. Sex for only her man drips from her gaze in this photo.
If optics were everything in politics, Americans have the distinct pleasure of jettisoning a sooty smoggy reduced visibility for a gleaming, glorious, crystal clear vista that extends to the farthest horizon. The stars shine in all their multitude tonight.
Expect another Trump child to be born about nine months from Inauguration Day.
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That is one way to help make America great again.
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Turning the Presidential Bed Chamber into a Presidential Birthing Chamber would eternally Christen the White Man House as a Perma WASP station.
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It’s in the eyes. She’s not exactly a young woman, yet her eyes sparkle with the light that only two types of women get: young untouched girls, and beautiful women in love with Alphas who both dominate them and love them back.
She’s radiant because he deserves her.
[CH: insightful]
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See Melania weep, actually cry, during the singing of “How Great Thou Art” at the National Cathedral. While Trump looks pissed and bored, lol.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/01/22/watch-first-lady-melania-trump-weeps-national-cathedral/
Someone else made the astute observation that Melanie has perfected the art of beautiful stillness. That’s a serious compliment because she is always so poised and non-fidgety, the opposite of POTUS. Videos and media and film are cut so frenetically these days, it’s captivating to just watch her be. Young women used to be trained in the art of poise, but no longer.
[CH: trump has a lot of energy. driven men like himself don’t do poise.]
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Yes, I was trying to point out the glorious dichotomy of extreme femininity and extreme masculinity, as nature intended it.
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Damn. I was moved seeing that. But I don’t think Trump looks pissed. Its a similar expression myself and others get when they’re listening or watching something serious
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As a professional model, Melania Trump understands the optics. Her only job is to make her husband look good and that means more than just looking pretty. Contrast that to the Hilda-beast who goes to the inauguration and pays no attention to her husband except when she catches him looking at someone else. Bill is only supposed to be there for her.
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That was a beautiful rendition. God bless that young woman.
Both reactions are what you’d expect from a feminine woman and a masculine man. She’s moved to tears. He knows it’s beautiful and inside he’s shed a tear or two, but he crosses his arms and scowls because he knows to not show weakness (emotion).
I scowl when I’m moved by something such as this beautiful song. I’ll be damned if I’m caught tearing up.
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Man, that girl sang that song with some gusto. Great voice.
I gotta get toughened up cause I did tear up a bit. Writing that was cathartic.
kekekek
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Do some research on Donald Trump. He has always been the highest energy person in the room.
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Slightly off-topic, but since Muslim prayers were offered in that building, no good Christian should set foot in it until it is reconsecrated.
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She was resplendent yet modest and adoring of her man. A beacon of feminine humility to inspire young women around the world.
And that Baron character. Will he become a Teen Beat heart-throb?
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His apparent affectation that everything is boring will most certainly catapult the lad into a most envious position of advantageous prime directives.
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I sincerely hope Barron boy doesn’t become a spoiled rich kid douche. Followed by his rebellion against authority and his father.
For some reason, the paris hiltons of the world become democRATS.
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My advice to young Mr. Trump would be to take up skateboarding.
It keeps you humble.
Not to mention nimble.
Spend some time feeding squirrels, pigeons and ducks in the park to stay connected to what the world is REALLY all about.
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Hilton is actually a Trump fan, though your point stands.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/11/17/paris-hilton-voted-trump/
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Trump has a proven track record wrt his kids behavior…
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All we want from our republican royalty is reticent poise, and Melania has perfected it. We didn’t vote for her, and unlike one of her insufferable predecessors in particular, she won’t be attempting to fashion a political career out of her fortunate choice of spouse. Unlike that drycunt opportunist.
Historians will one day marvel at the fact that we almost elected Wifey to the presidency of the united States. Wifey.
Some random goddamn fishwife. We came this close.
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“Historians will one day marvel at the fact that we almost elected Wifey to the presidency of the united States. Wifey.
Some random goddamn fishwife. We came this close.”
No man, she’s a strong, empowered, fierce, independent woman….*cough* *cough*… I can’t even type feminist b.s. without starting to laugh out loud.
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I doubt they have any kind of sex life for the same reason most long term couples have not sex life. The Coolidge effect.
Or as my good buddy The Fat Italian likes to say, “Give me some strange!”
[CH: disagree. first, trump has an epic sex drive. second, his wife is much younger and beautiful. want to keep the passion alive in your LTR/marriage? Have your own Melania.]
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But she is a very graceful looking woman. And yes to looking at that for the next 4 years.
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@ daysofgame.com
There aint no Coolidge Effect for hot people just how there aint no paying for strange for hot people.
Also, I do believe you mean 8 years mate.
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yep.
speaking from firsthand experience here…
i’ve had more than a few LTRs in my lifetime. i’m older than many of you here (mid 40s).
while it’s true that the initial hot boil mellowed to a slow simmer with most of them after awhile (even with a healthy young man’s sex drive) that is not so with my current girl.
even after several years together now, she still sets me on fire and invokes the sex drive of a 20 year old. i do the same for her.
with the right girl, there is no such thing as the coolidge effect.
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Hear, hear. I have taken to saying “the next eight years” rather than “four” or even “four to eight.” Not only is it highly likely, the more we confidently speak it into existence, the easier it will become a fait accompli long before the votes are counted.
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I recall seeing that exact moment.
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beautiful. the laws of nature finally being restored.
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Yeah Nancy Reagan and Laura Bush were such hags
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go back to your worm bed.
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Nancy Reagan and Laura Bush were both good. Not great. They were never models. But they weren’t ugly.
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too funny, cap. lmao. nice artwork
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Nothing is more powerful an aphrodisiac than power itself. It is more than the power, she has seen this man take everything he wanted since he was probably Baron’s age. She saw him go right for her, take her and build a life with her. Even make her a fine progeny. Now, she has him laying his hands on the bible and becoming the God Emperor. She is one graceful woman not to be a gushroom cloud every passing second of the inauguration.
Now, compare and contrast to ol’ Mitch the Bitch (monkey that she already was) declaring that she was not proud of her country until the gheymull became president. If she said she was ever proud of him, it was lip service (eww…no one wants it from that) in passing. The true beauty of a real First Family can be truly appreciated with full comparison.
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Hottest First Lady of all time, the world over. Every (straight) guy, whether they voted Trump or not, secretly (or not to secretly) thought “Nice” when they looked at Melania the first time.
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I had always been somewhat hazey as to Trump’s women and who they were – some are daughters I understand – but I had not seen a photo of Melania until only the other day. My jaw dropped in disbelief, for she is, I thought, surely the most beautiful woman in the world – and rightfully Trump’s woman.
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I keep seeing side by side pictures comparing her to Jackie O, in terms of fashion and class. Yet even Jackie O – the long time metric for First Lady beauty and style – pales in comparison to Melania, despite having been younger than Melania when she became First Lady.
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I’ve always felt the veneration of Jackie Kennedy, like Audrey Hepburn, came from women and (of course) gheys.
I don’t recall any men mentioning either of those two when the subject of va-va-voom was the topic at hand.
It was the Monroes, Mansfields, and Lorens… you know… women with actual figures.
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yep. exactly right.
and it’s funny you should mention sofia loren. i recently read a comment that that melania looked a little bit like her. i hadn’t noticed it before but there are definitely some facial similarities.
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Even the enemy can’t deny the new First Lady has It.
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Jackie-O had, well, she had grace….damn if that Seinfeld episode didn’t nail that one square.
But yes, she wasn’t pretty, she was elegant, yet had a masculine look about her. What helped was that elegance and grace, coupled with the outfits she wore, most notably the pill-box hat, which has a certain, what the French say, I don’t know what
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Lookidat – I totally agree with Greg.
Jackie K/O was the type of woman other women WANT men to find attractive.
Like Julia Roberts or Cindy Crawford.
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“Lookidat – I totally agree with Greg.
Jackie K/O was the type of woman other women WANT men to find attractive. Like Julia Roberts or Cindy Crawford.”
I agree. Fags like a certain kind of woman and push that model on the tee-vee.
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Heh, heh… wolfie gets one right… they’re the kind of women other women want men to find attractive… because they’re not sexually intimidating.
Julia Roberts on that list as well, and I’ll add Natalie Portman and pretty much most of the female go-grrl “stars” being touted these days.
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Ah the typical I don’t have a rebuttal so I will just attack the commenter. So predictable and trite. All this attention on other guys wives. Big deal. As long as they are happy and productive together and decent parents good for them. You can’t jerk off to Obama’s wife? Who cares. Melania has been described as a dim bulb but yet she won the genetic lottery for looks. Good for her.
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lol IQ is inherited as well. So even if she were smart she still would have “won” the genetic lottery for smarts. Big deal. Who cares. go fuck yourself fag
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OK seriously walk me through what you just wrote.
[CH: it’s simple. you snarked that melania won the genetic lottery for looks even though she is according to your degenerate freak mafia a “dimbulb”. the commenter reminded you that smarts is just as much a genetic lottery as looks. you then pretended in your usual disingenuous way to be confused by what he meant.]
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[CH: LOL]
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Captain Obvious, thanks for the warning, you bastard!
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Logic is hard for women too, eh toots?
What the man is saying is that you denigrated her intelligence and sloughed off her beauty to mere winning of a genetic lottery.
And he rightfully called your snark by pointing out that anyone with solid IQ has said genetic lottery likewise to thank… so your own snark blew up in yo’ face, as usual.
On a side note, beauty and grace requires work and intent, and is not some mere privilege that falls from the sky and maintains itself.
/Yentas gonna yent rape!
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Ah, I see the proprietor of the chateau himself has once again deigned to smack down Strappy’s disingenuous ploy…
… coulda saved some keystrokes rape!
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My sister said something similar.
The yenta is strong in you.
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that is actually funny….lol
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A tip o’ the cap to WrongSide for being able to verify yentaspeak for us.
I’ve pegged (heh) Strappy Rick and her erstwhile Strapon Within monicker as a yenta from a day one.
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Mediocrity meet thy mage.
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“Melania has been described as a dim bulb”
…by fucking idiots. She speaks five or six languages you (((stupid shit))).
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And yet, her dim bulb shines like a klieg light, compared to the insipid remarks and unprepossessing appearance of the myriad of yentas, cat ladies, and childless twenty-something Starbuck-swillers that have the temerity to speak of her.
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Doesn’t Melania speak five different languages? Seems pretty smart to me.
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A much better First Lady than Bill Clinton…
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Beta of the month candidate (in he aisle seat):
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This is *exactly* how America is becoming great again.
Law and Order.
Libsh1t starts spewing off, captain orders her off thr plane. She refuses. Cops came and give her thr boot.
And it was awesome that one of the flight attendants was black, giving her the boot.
Law and Order is coming.
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He he that is her husband next to her and he utters not a word! He probably hopes she gets booted!
lol.
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Dear Sir — The correct name for the former First Linebacker of the United States is Harambe Trapezius.
Please make a note of it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapezius_muscle
[CH: noted and corrected.]
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Your recommended association sullies the name of Harambe, a noble creature and martyr.
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Oh no he didn’t kekekek
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All of this is excellent!
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Doesn’t Putin have a hot wife? Some one find out…….
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That reminds me…I once had the “pleasure” of meeting the brother of the former FLOTUS at a basketball camp a few years ago. (He was the coach of Oregon State at the time.) He had the exact same perpetually-surly, weaned-on-a-pickle expression permanently attached to his face. My instinctive impression was that the entire Robinson fambly is one serious bunch of White-haters.
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Well, they black, ain’t they?
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You can do a Betas of the Women’s March contest:
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Some good shit here! Deus Vult!
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Yo. I like your blog. Here’s a photo:
Which colour does the alpha pick? I’d say yellow, every time.
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Remember this?
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The difference is astounding
https://i.reddituploads.com/8b9259f6f5724fa99e84d3ba7efeaa90?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=2ac4f660375bb77abb215cf9227fae55
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CH – here is the video of the oath and I SWEAR you can see her shivering and quivering…
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Oh, shit you can. As soon as he raises his hand, it begins and her lips pursing are a YUGE tell.
Viva Drumpf!
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Wow…
Seeing her that turned on got ME turned on… and all she was doing was barely moving her lips… almost like she was whispering the words along with him. Damn she loves her man.
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Love Trump’s expression in the pick too…
“yea babe. Hold the Bible. Gonna get sworn in now…”
No big deal.
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CH + Trump + beer
Life is good
It just hits you…click on a news feed and you see him behind the desk in the Oval Office.
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The newly appointed CIA director wife (or maybe just some woman) with the same look of appreciation:
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[…] at Chateau Heartise there is an excellent post on the look Melania is giving Golden Don at the swearing in at the inauguration. (follow the link […]
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