Reader tomjones copypastas a plaintive cry for attention from a single lady on Valentine’s Day.
It’s valentines tomorrow . This is the first valentine being single so I thought I am sure there are other singles too . If anyone wants to meet for coffee and just talk about life and things message me.
Please include ur info when u messgeThe above paragraph is a lady on craigslist. Discuss….
More American women than ever are single well into their 20s and 30s. V Day used to be a time for couples to rejoice in their love, but the corporate holiday has had to bend to the new reality of pump and dumps, flings, the extended cock carousel ride, delayed marriage, and late in life marriage. So V Day has morphed into a convenient, plausibly deniable excuse for these future cat ladies to crassly advertise themselves in the hope they’ll get banged out by cads or showered with sexless sympathy feelz by gullible white knight betas all too willing to drop a bennie on expensive cocktails so that they can trudge homeward with full aching balls after doing their last ditch V-date duty and cheering up a studio apartment slut who’s experiencing a bout of regret and timetable disorientation in between cock hops.
“You’ve made your bed, now lie in it”.
I see the cat-lady horseshit all the time on scrotal media; the “me me me” attention whoring, motivational posts, “happy” selfies. I think they are all frosting on an otherwise empty cake. All of it just disingenuous fluff.
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My girls sister is a post-wall, carousel riding spinster. I follow her on snapchat and she always keeps me informed on what the sad, had everything take from them, generation is up to. Today she added pics of the hats and straws her and the other single ladies will be using as they celebrate together. Two favorites: One pair of glasses that have french fries on them that reads “fries before guys”. One pair that said “Happy Galentines Day”. Imagine how pathetic it is that there is a market for this shit. These women go from one depressing holiday to the next. They are in awful health and are drinking themselves to death. Beyond help imo.
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“fries before guys”—shit only women would come up with.
With that line of thinking, imagine the size of her thighs and it’s any wonder why she never gets replies no matter how hard she tries.
Imagine my surprise.
[CH: i’ve seen the fries before guys shirt before. it was worn by a fat chick. go figger!]
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Golf clap to mendo… our resident ee cummings. kekekekekek
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With that line of thinking, imagine the size of her thighs and it’s any wonder why she never gets replies no matter how hard she tries.
Imagine my surprise.
Did you do that on purpose, or were you a poet and didn’t know it?
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Fat White girl sits behind me. She wears so much makeup, her face is whiter than her neck. And I have no doubt she’s single.
Did I mention she’s fat? Contrasting her to the bosomy Armenian gal that sits across next to her is like comparing Trump to Trudeau—no contest.
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Mendo… That made me laugh. Kudos.
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Sentient – see my other posts this week…a lot of college educated/professional women drink as a coping mechanism as they are out of their league in a lot of jobs
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Mendo’s been on a roll recently!
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Women with substance abuse issues are the rule here, not the exception.
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“fries before guys”
no woman is that creative. try someone ((else));
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“He had gone to a place to dance with her afterward, she danced badly, and left her for a hot Armenian slut, that swung her belly against him so it almost scalded.”
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Armenians are a bit dark aren’t they? Hardly hot! Almost Muslim….
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> “drinking themselves to death” ——— Nine charts that show how white women are drinking themselves to death ||| December 23, 2016 ||| https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/national/wp/2016/12/23/nine-charts-that-show-how-white-women-are-drinking-themselves-to-death/
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I spun plates for many years and it was uncommon to meet a girl that didn’t have some type or substance addiction. Eventually started dating only nerd girls with low N counts and no substance addictions. Viktor Pride is right when he says to date nice, quiet girls. Getting harder and harder to find but they are more like what average women were more like in days gone by. Problem is many HV men get memed into the wasted sorority girl type. I know I did.
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Well of course white girls are leading… drinking is expensive… go to college, become a slut alcoholic. Graduate. Continue on.
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They major in Cirrhosisology with a minor in headache
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Mimosas are disgusting…
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badbully: i’m the same way. nice, young, very attractive girl-next-door types who don’t party much are the ones to ltr in this era. barely any left these days, they’re all masculinized as fuck and disgusting. seemed like the nicegirls were everywhere when i was a kid in the 90s american south.
this is the type as far as facial structure and look, more beautiful than sexy:
her nose is a little off but other than that this is the kind of woman i like to ltr. very clean, very classic feminine features and bone structure.
i’ve dated 3-4 of these kinds longterm over the years. some from the city some from small towns. the smalltown chicks are better. they cook and take care of you.
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>> I spun plates for many years and it was uncommon to meet a girl that didn’t have some type or substance addiction
— badbully
I hear you. When I was in nightgame… this was quite true. And I wasn’t doing a bad job of drinking myself to death either.
>> i’m the same way. nice, young, very attractive girl-next-door types who don’t party much are the ones to ltr in this era. barely any left these days
— radagast
…then I got into daygame. I meet so many girls that don’t drink.
At first I didn’t like it. I may not need 6 cocktails a night, but I still like a whiskey with dinner. But that turns out to be fine, even if she is not drinking.
I had to learn how to date girls that don’t drink. And how to get myself to escalate when we are both sober. It can be done. I am having a good time with now. And the girls feel healthier than the “substance abuse” type, for certain.
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I like junk food occasionally, but it’s a weird type of gluttony, bragging about how much you like greasy fast food like fries or pizza
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The Valentine’s Day lady was from Toronto Craigslist. Literally picked at random.
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White Day
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This guy should have a nice Valentine’s Da:
http://nypost.com/2017/02/14/worlds-hottest-felon-makes-his-debut-on-the-runway/
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Criminal scum becomes idol. What does it say about the world we live in?
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where is you curchian looove, brother?
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Skittles for the slam piece today gents
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I really think that cock hop has potential for a auto-correct deniability version of sock hop. And sock hop has taken on a new urban meaning.
Perhaps ‘So. off to the cock hop.’
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Anyone hear about the NYT fake journalist who was reprimanded for saying to the naked chick in the Blurred Lines music video that Melania Trump is a hooker? Well, here’s an alternate and more accurate headline for what happened. ‘Bernie Sanders supporter and Naked Woman from ‘Blurred Lines’ music video OUTS Autistic, Beta NYT Employee on Twitter after he awkwardly hit on her by virtue signaling against the Trump family and spreading viscous rumor about Melania ‘.
Lesson to all the mangina cuckolds out there: Being a leftist, virtue signaling faggot will NEVER get you laid. In fact, it will just get you publicly shamed and possibly slapped with a false rape accusation!
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This one’s better and educational: (shit, better than what they teach you in school)
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Hehe nice reframe
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Backpage should do tremendous business today.
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[…] Valentine’s Day In The Era Of The Perpetually Single Lady […]
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A last sentence with 87 words. Worthy of John Galt, that.
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Who’s John Galt?
/see what I did there rape!
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Didn’t the John Galt sequel come out last week? First one wasn’t too bad.
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Either you’re mixing up characters, or I’m missing the jest…
… the latter being eminently possible.
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A little from column A and a little from column B.
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I’m reliably informed it is good for a sequel. One signaling fag on Twitter said “John Wick 2: 40 minutes, no women. One women, gets naked, kills herself, no more women for the rest of the movie”. Sounds like Elliot Roger’s dream to me.
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So… who’ll be the last man standing, come St. Valentines Day?
/kek
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the cracker must die so the huwhyte race may live.
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In other news, day-game leading up to valentines day has never been easier.
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>> In other news, day-game leading up to valentines day has never been easier.
Go daygame!
>> CalvinDecline
^ This is great. Would make a cool DJ name.
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Cave women had it better getting clubbed and taken back to the cave to be a cave wife. Yes, he’s violent but only because he loves me.
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In my office pussy gets a free pass. One co worker who is model-like has been on the chopping block for 6 months but my boss does not have the balls to fire her. Some days she has no work to do.
Today lots of gifts coming in “for the ladies of the office” from vendors.
When I ask about equality and why don’t men get gifts, I get laughter from HR.
“Equality” = women wanting everything their own way
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you really need some children
you worry too much about unimportant things
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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That last sentence was a classic.
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“This is the first valentine being single”
“I’ve been having sex since I was one year old.”
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Da Trumpining…..Cernovich was right to cite 1 out of 4 women are incapacitated and on SSRIs…that’s pretty close to fact based on my real-world experience.
Trump at 70 could [have induced boner ready bliss of endless sex with his wife some 15 years plus younger].
And we all know that nature’s Viagra is a much younger woman. My current ADHD somewhat SSRI, albeit Hill reporter, says Pence is the glue that’s holding things together on both sides of the fuckery.
Trump has the balls and self-made material to win, lets hope that he does!
The Presidency: Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness!
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Give your girl/wife some words of truth. She will be thankful for it.
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