This story comes by way of The Sun, a Brit tabloid, so take it with a flat of salt, but if it’s accurate reporting then the Chateau doesn’t hesitate to claim that you are about to read the tawdry details of a male who can proudly wear the Cuck of the Century crown (a pink pussyhat).
Meet the man who lets his girlfriend have sex with other men…so that she doesn’t leave him.
Whoo boy, this one’s gonna be a doozy of omega male haplessness.
Before reading further, a definition of cuckoldry. The cuckolded man is one who unwittingly raises another man’s offspring because his wife (or reproductive partner in the hunter-gatherer parlance) secretly cheated on him and duped him into believing the bastard was his own.
Implied in the traditional definition of cuckold is the man’s lack of foreknowledge. We need a word to describe males who WILLINGLY and even EAGERLY acquiesce to their cuckoldry, for this debased creature is so low in sexual market value (and in dignity) that he does not even have the decency to be deceived into dishonor. He embraces his ignominy and wallows in it for the pittance of a rarely-parceled polluted pussypiece. There is more honor in the incel life.
How about SUPERCUCK to describe the open cuckold? Or CUCKTASTROPHE? KING CUCK? SCALZI?
WAKING up on a Saturday morning, Beatrice Gibbs takes one look at the naked stranger lying next to her before quickly putting on her clothes and leaving.
As the 22-year-old make-up artist walks home, she texts her boyfriend Adam Gillet to tell him she’s on her way back.
Beatrice feels no guilt as she walks through their front door – because Adam knows exactly where she has been and what she’s been doing.
The pair, who have been together for two years, have a one-sided open relationship.
Beatrice can sleep with who she wants, when she wants, despite Adam, 27, not having the same privileges.
This may be one of those times when I CAN’T EVEN may be applied with universally recognizable precision.
Beatrice….as if you didn’t already know….is a bigly obesity.
They came to the controversial arrangement after Beatrice threatened to leave because she was unable to resist other men.
Correction: “black men”.
“I said I had to break up with him so that I wasn’t unfaithful. I didn’t want to hurt him by going behind his back with someone else.
“He was devastated and suggested we stay together but I could sleep with other people, as long as I told him who and when.
For Adam’s sake, I hope he’s literally retarded.
“It’s the perfect situation. I have a boyfriend I love but I also get to have fun with other men when I want to.”
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She says: “I don’t feel guilty as we both agreed to our open relationship. I know it must be difficult for him but it’s the only way we could be together.
“The morning I see him after a night out I do sometimes feel a bit bad, but after a cuddle and a chat it’s just us being normal in our usual relationship.”
That’s not a cuddle, that’s asphyxiation.
Adam claims he has got used to their arrangement.
The warehouse worker says: “I really like Beatrice and I didn’t want to lose her. I’m happy for her to enjoy herself.
“We decided this is the best way to take the relationship forward so I have become used to it. I’m not really interested in chasing other women and I know if I did then Beatrice wouldn’t be happy about it.
Oh come on, this can’t be real. A genuine eunuch would be more masculine than this nominal male. A non-obese man can’t bear to be without a morbidly obese skank so he agrees to open polyamory for her and strict monogamy for himself to ensure she stays “happy”. I doubt a rabid man-hating bitterbitch feminist could come up with supersized slutfic as over-the-top as this without wondering if it would put her REEE-cred on the line.
“I did feel jealous to begin with, especially after the first time. I still feel a pang of jealousy when she mentions what she has been up to, but I keep it inside. I’ve learnt to deal with my feelings about it.”
The larger revelation here is the 100% TRUEFACT that many thirsty beta and omega males suppress their natural sexual desire under the false belief that this is what persuades women to stick with them.
“Three have been one-night stands and one is a regular who I sleep with around twice a month.
“He drinks in the same clubs I do, so we hook up at the end of the night if he hasn’t gone off with anyone else.”
Fat chick doesn’t realize she’s the garbage hour last resort for whiskey dick drunk losers. Not that the whiskey matters; a blubberbutt that yuge would have a hard time feeling a two-by-four jammed up her pig poke.
Adam says: “It takes away the worry about her cheating on me, if I let her sleep with other people she comes back to me.”
I WANT TO DISBELIEVE
Beta male thirst, entitled fatties, proud sluts, scheming single mommies, willing cuckolds…..what we are witnessing is the wholesale corruption and disfigurement of the sexual market in the West. This bloated baby is gonna crash and burn big time. Soon. Buckle up.
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Sparta Doc G comments,
He’s gay. She’s his beard. That’s why he doesn’t care about her sex habits. He has no interest in them. The article is a cover.
The couple *claim* to still have sex. But yeah there is a flicker of gayface in Adam. And it’s true that gay men, not having any interest in the female form, don’t mind a coterie of fat fag hags as long as the fatties bring some sass and gossip to the friendship. It wouldn’t be the first time in history a closeted gay homosexual male took up with a fatty beard.
Burn it all down.
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This.
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We have reached the point where fire is the only solution. Burn it all, indeed.
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I nominate Pope Francuck for Super Holy Cuck of the Earth of All Time.
At this point it’s safe to conclude he’s retarded or more likely a god damn shill. Denying Islamic terror? Promoting global warming? LOL. He has the same talking points as Very Fake News CNN.
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Bought and paid for/useful idiot globalist stooge. Annudah reason to scorn the papists.
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Setting aside the dipshit topical opinions of a pozzed jesuit cleric, your vandalism of the emblems of civilization with the sexual imagery of a junior high dropout marks you as a nigger of the lowest order.
At least menopausal cat ladies who make vagina masks out of felt and construction paper have the excuse of abandonment and desperation. What’s yours, chimp?
White man (?), remember your dignity.
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Uh huh. Lee Saunders’ grand plan to effect a counterrevolution of one (viz. Lee Saunders and his idiosyncratic preferences), “scorn[ing]” all those of insufficient purity — even as cannon fodder.
What’s your plan? That we throw ourselves in with your female and literally faggot bishops, who need Anglicans from the Dark Continent to teach whites that valorizing the rainbow is cuckier than anything even the jesuits came up with?
You larp so hard you can’t even make it to the battlefield, much less keep your side of the bargain.
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The Cuck Pope and his bullshit aggrandizement of 21st century poz and the modern Catholic church’s institution of pedo boy raping faggotry and cover up eliminates them from any holier than thou protectionist bullshit including your own mental masturbatory screech of offense.
Likewise a digital meme underscoring a hypocritical icon of Synathedral bullshit =/= physical damage to property. Get it together, bro.
Queen B, you’re cry baby antics and God-centric-on-every issue is your eternal blinder and weakness to practical reality. Your cries make you no better than a pussy liberal virtue signaling pud.
Go back in your cave and shut it old man. When we want some bible scripture references we’ll let you know.
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Get it through your head, wigger: this isn’t about Bergolio, it isn’t even about the papacy or the church. This is about civilization. When toughguys like you take a shit on the markers of civilization, that makes you a ghetto pet of the jew.
I understand you can’t reconcile religion to the culture war in your tiny negro brain, but don’t go full nigger. At least not here where we know better.
I didn’t quote scripture. I quoted your whiteness, if you have any of it beyond cliched declarations. There is no scripture for animals, swine can’t discern pearls in the shit they’re surrounded by. We put up gleaming white walls in the projects. You and your kind spray paint cocks on them.
You choose to align yourself against civilization, you think you’re Conan the Alpha Barbarian, cuz CH whispered sweet nothings in your ear. But you should know who you’re really aligning with.
I say let’s have a big tent! But your head outside with your ass in. You are a walking contradiction, the white man who prefers ebonic graffiti to the emblems of white civilization that symbolize something important to white men. You are like a mulatto who can’t decide which box to check under “race.”
Worse, your instinct is progressive, as though the only people who care about the propagation of white culture are old men. Shape your ass up. You’ve made great strides since your days as a sub-PUA comment blowhard, but with your paint can and your hard on and your bluster, you are in no condition for a real fight against the poz.
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King, it’s risible that you think there’s anything White about the Catholic church. It’s a full-fledged universalist institution that spits in the face of God and the White race. How many centuries has it been since it’s a been a positive force for the White race? The Ninth Crusade, maybe? I like trad Catholics & sedevacantists but the RCC itself is rotten to the core. I’m not shilling for prots or Anglicans here either, as they’re equally pozzed.
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Again, whatever pick whatever nits you want about a universal church’s inability to align with this month’s to-do list for shitlords, the (six-parts) catholic and (one-part) orthodox church is synonymous with the development and maintenance of white civilization. Even the 500-year protestant epoch, which is closing this year, was a salutary, internal reformation for the greater glory of God and his people. To understand white culture apart from the church is nonsense.
Your urge to drive a wedge between whites and the religion that made them white is at best a sign of ignorance about the history of your people and at worst the indication that your shallow understanding makes you manipulable to enemies of your own kind.
You want the faith to be answerable to the foibles of its practitioners when nothing of the sort was ever promised nor could be practicable. You “like trad Catholics & sedevacantists” but lump them in with self-excommunicants who worship at the altar of mammon under the satanic hypnosis of the left. We are the beating heart of the church whose faith allows her to withstand the depredations of modernity, despite her many nominal adherents’ mass apostasy by cultural compulsion, in the clerisy and in the laity. It does not help to attack the very emblems of that orthodoxy which help us persevere through the overwhelming poz.
So Bergolio doesn’t understand how he abets the demonic secular globalist faith against which orthodoxy is the only possible answer. Who will stand against the creeping poz? Americanism? Voltaire’s faggot nihilism? Nietzschean larping? The war is far older than those phenomena and well out of their depth. Only the church has ever pushed back; only the church can push back.
We have withstood worse and will withstand far worse. The gates of hell shall not prevail. The fight and the denial and the many-against-one have all been promised. But so has the victory. No death, no life. No cross, no crown. Take up the cross — that instrument of torture and despair — and in hoc signo vinces.
Matt
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I actually believe it. These beta cucks are capable of anything these days.
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and why is that? Because the natural order (every beta with a job gets a faithful wife) has been destroyed.
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Look at the digit ratio. He is indeed GAY.
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What makes me think this could be fake is that the dude has a little bit of a shitlord smile on him. Or is the story is real, he’s got something up his sleeve.
But let’s not put it past the fakestream media to “create reality” with stuff like this. There is a reason why “Stone Soup” is such a favorite fairytale of the leftists.
A huge fatty McFatFat getting an arrangement like that may be a kind of “brain bug/mindfuck” thing. Not something a low information reader will readily and entirely believe, and probably not even read the article. All you need is that image and that headline to implant the virus. I meme disguised as an article with a touch of camouflage with Poe’s Law.
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Agree. Sure looks like fake news designed as a bone of hope for the fatty mcfat-fat female reader base of The Sun to page through with sausage-shaped and unctuous fingers whilst slurping down bon bons. Sad!
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Everything in the Sun is a rancid lie. Even the date. This is the Hillsborough Fire, lying South Yorks cops’ excuse factory. The “Gotcha!” paper, gloating about the horrible deaths of hundreds of hapless Argie conscripts. It’s always been beyond vile and mendacious.
Your instincts are correct gents, Fake News. I’d bet my prepuce on it.
Demoralising and suggestive propaganda for a fairly obvious (((cause))). Thanks Roop.
Although there is something wrong with the triangle of forehead between his eyes. Can’t remember what it is right now, seen it before though, lots. Foetal alcohol syndrome? Some sort of initial neural tube defect? Dunno, any sawbones in the house?
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Been awhile since I looked at The National Enquirer at the supermarket checkout.
Is H1tler still having JFK’s baby on Mars ?
Why would anyone – in the current millennium – need a ‘beard’ ?
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Even if this is fake, it shows there is an agenda going on in media. Why would they choose to send this message? Why would they normalize cuckoldry? Isn’t pushing single mothers on everyone enough? Why take it a step further?
There are thousands of subjects you can pick from if you want a sensational story. Why this now? And one more thing: Why choose this now with a WHITE guy as its center?
We all know the answers, of course.
This really isn’t an article about a fat chick who likes to f*ck. It’s part of a larger mission to demoralize and marginalize white men. This is the mission of the media and anyone who doesn’t see it is willfully blind.
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Please say it a play on the name “Adam Geller”, the “mutant Millennial” character in Tom Wolfe’s “I am Charlotte Simmons” who thought playing the white knight to Charlotte after she was alpha widowed was the route to PIV…
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Aren’t Gellers the (((chosen ones)))?
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Stinks of propaganda. But it is a tabloid. I wonder if she was always a land whale. Strip a few pounds off her face, and she’s pretty enough above the neck. I could see this guy getting involved with her before she swelled to her current corpulence (70 lbs ago). Makes you wonder if the cucking was part of the deal from the get go, or she added it later.
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He’s gay. She’s his beard. That’s why he doesn’t care about her sex habits. He has no interest in them. The article is a cover.
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This.
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Your theory is sound and logical my G, but if the Trumpening has any lesson, it’s that the Hivemind Catherdral’s press will manipulate your perception in order alter the truth.
I read about these two in the Daily Mail a couple of days ago. The article had pictures from their social media accounts that make them look radically different from the professionally staged photo shoot in the Sun article.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4226826/Boyfriend-27-lets-lover-22-sex-men.html
The first photo shows her with heavy make up to make her head skinnier and her beady eyes appear bigger. It’s framed using MySpace angles, showing her from the bust up. She looks 100 pounds less than the Sun photo. The rest are heavily made up and manipulated to make her look hotter and skinnier than she really is.
His photos are more revealing. Instead of wearing nicely tailored shirts and well groomed hair and goatee, he looks like every guy you knew that was into Dungeons and Dragons, and Gwar. He’s wearing a black t-shirt with the face of a wolf on it and mutton chops for facial hair. His shirt is off in the second, showing off his tattoo sleeve full of DragonBall Z characters, a fire breathing dragon on his chest and hexagram covering up his pot belly. The last one is him laying on his side dressed as Brandon Lee’s character in The Crow. BTW, isn’t cosplay a sign that a man is an omega?
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“Oh come on, this can’t be real.”
I smell a rat as well. The left-wing press has already shown themselves to be liars. If they can invent a story about rape at a UVA fraternity house, then they certainly can fib about the private lives of this pathetic couple.
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Whatever. Fake News needs to be morbidly entertaining at times to maintain its relevance, such as it is.
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This shit actually hurts me when I read it.Freaking horrible.
I observe immense levels of betaisation right now. I live in some sort of a high end accommodation for mature postgrads where you have evertyhing ensuite except a kitchen. The dickhead neighbour got hooked up with a fat bitch,who I knew before and hated dearly.From the week one they started to live together. She moved in (cause she lives somewhere shit and far) with him. Every fucking night,and I mean every night I observe this loser in an apron cooking for her.Sometimes she comes late from work,study or gym and the dickhead puts a fancy dinner for her. Her family came to visit -he s been cooking.Her fat bitch friend came to stay-he s been cooking.He s always cooking while she is sitting on the table browsing her mac.FFuck’s sake…
I really don’t know how to get rid off this problem.I hate using the kitchen now-cause the fat bitch and the cooking beta is always there. Disgrace
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man i hope you never have to hear them bang.
had a roommate in college who was dating a fat chick. hearing them go at it traumatized me permanently
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Naah,he is across the corridor.It is really high end expensive sort of accommodation for mature students and staff, hardly a college type
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We need a word to describe males who WILLINGLY and even EAGERLY acquiesce to their cuckoldry
I wanted to say Batting Ninth, but that guy’s usually a pitcher.
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Benobo? I think that encapsulates the idea quite well.
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“Bonobos do not form permanent monogamous sexual relationships with individual partners. They also do not seem to discriminate in their sexual behavior by sex or age, with the possible exception of abstaining from sexual activity between mothers and their adult sons. When bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity, presumably decreasing tension and encouraging peaceful feeding.”
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Possible; it is England (English women being serious skaggs) and the guy does seem to have a lazy-eye going on so he might be pretty self-conscious about that and his hair does seem to be in the initial thinning stages of baldness.
He might be thinking “I’m older than her, going bald, poor and I got a lazy eye and if I can’t keep an obesitus with me, who can I keep?”.
The sheer fact that she brought it up in the first place might have broken his ego down to bit’s. You would especially a morbidly obese woman to be grateful she could get anybody.
Guess not.
Though if it is fake; how do you answer an ad like that as an actress? How would that not just break your own sense of self-worth?
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> if I can’t keep an obesitus with me, who can I keep?
Well, it’s not like there’re too many options around. Been to Bornmouth in October, the only women with BMI under 35 were either European tourists or recent immigrant workers.
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He is 27. And looks 10 years older. Maybe a touch of FAS.
She is 22. And looks, well, the camera adds weight, so maybe 220 lbs and in her 30s.
This has to be a put on. If not, I agree with Laguna Beach Fogey – burn it all down.
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It’s a put on… stinks a league off…
… and burn it all down anyway, for anyone even THINKING about publishing a story like this.
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She’s pushing 300 lbs. No way that’s 220; if you look carefully, you can see that the dress is tenting into a roll on the side closest to the other woman in the relationship. I can absolutely promise that if she were standing up, that dress would clearly show that her gut sticks out much further than her tits.
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Maybe 300. My guess was based on the fact she is around 5’2″.
Or Maybe my ability to guess fat girls weight is off. I never worked that booth at Kings Island and my give a shite level is low.
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She can’t stand. He she tried, her knees would fold backwards.
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She looks like she might be cute if she lost a couple/ 300 pounds.
I honestly can’t imagine the mindset of the willing cuck. How would you live with yourself? Allowing that kind of disrespect from anybody, let alone your own woman, is galling. The idea that he’s a closet cocksucker is the only thing that makes any sense. *shudder*
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Cleanse with fire!
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Funny that 3 other people had the same exact comment. Maybe there is hope.
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I went to a religious retreat held by a charismatic priest, who said that England was one of the places in the world where the devil was most active.
This article is just more evidence of it.
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The most comic thing in all of this is dude’s attempt to throw a smirk at the camera and play cool
[CH: haha yeah i noticed that, except the guy’s so inept it just looks like he had a stroke.]
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He might’ve a Bell’s palsy. It doesn’t seem that bad on static photos, but scary as hell in real life.
For the sake of humanity, I hope he does.
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He could pimp her out and make a little side cash on the deal.
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Honestly at this point he might as well. I mean; she’s cheating on him to equal amounts.
It would probably even lift her self-esteem up a little so she wouldn’t have to feel so much like a last-call chick.
And the money couldn’t hurt.
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“YOU SICK FUCK! WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM?”
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https://heatst.com/culture-wars/feminist-academic-says-feminism-has-deprived-men-of-sex-more-will-be-gay-in-future/
More crimson science from a British feminist (!)…
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According to YouGov survey results back from 2015, 10% of British men are gay (google it: “yougov british sexuality survey”), – that’s comparing with what? 1.4%? 2%? in USA? – so she actually might be to something.
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England always was based on a kind of fagdom.
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Says a guy from the gayest nation on the face of the earth.
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The fucking problem is that you have to learn to live with betas. They are 99%, they are everywhere, they have all the top jobs and middle jobs and jobs in general.And they hate alpha guys, they can smell it from 50 miles away, they will be pretending te be friends but than you will find out that you are not promoted cause of some report about you that beta filed 5 months ago.
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Alphas lead betas out of their betatude. Envy is always a part of it, but if ultimately they resent you rather than admire you, you’re doing it wrong.
You are describing omegas. If we hadn’t been declining into terminal degeneracy for the last fifty years, it would be easier to understand this relationship. A bourgeois liberal republic means a chicken in every pot, a car in every garage, and an alpha in every home.
Being the king of one’s castle used to be an unremarkable part of the American dream, expected and even insisted upon by the culture (Be a man!). Which is what made America great, and what will Make America Great Again. Alphas who limit their appetites for the sake of peace (the definition of liberalism) make a strong republic, not betas resigned to their resentful betatude, which, at the extreme, creates omegadom.
But because the very definition of strength and greatness has been called into suspicion, the ethological hierarchy has been thrown into anarchy. Omega males are glorified as model men, the pyramid is inverted, and betatude is deconstructed into meaninglessness. There can be no followers (beta) when the very idea of leadership (alpha) is eradicated and vilified. There can only be chaotic bursts of misdirected manliness driven underground — Fight Club, prison gangs, vicarious sports fandom — whose chaos and unofficial status only allows for situational, temporary, sporadic alphadom. A culture that ignores this essential dynamic is one thing; a culture that actively roots it out is another. We belong to the latter.
Only in a regime that institutionalizes the ethological dynamic (aristocracy, oligarchy, monarchy, meritocracy, The Roman Kingdom and The Roman Empire) or recognizes and balances that dynamic (The Roman Republic, our liberal republic) can human beta males exist. We live in a kakistocracy, rule by the worst, where omega males and their female imitators conspire to keep natural leadership contained. But of course nature has the final say, so our unstable arrangement is by definition only a temporary condition:
Naturam expelles furca, tamen usque recurret. — Horace
“You may drive out nature with a pitchfork, yet she will ever hurry back.”
Matt
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Bingo, we’ve gotten sloppy with terms beta /= “total bitch”.
Not every man can be the king. And that’s fine. Some of the greatest men in history are men who were capable of serving.
I’ve never really resented a man who was better than me. Maybe in a joking way, but not at a heart level. I have resented bullies and posers. Real Alphas lead because men WANT to follow.
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Being a Russian in Britain, I can sadly confirm that this person is a valid representative of South-East English males. And so is the belle.
Not only they effeminate, they have to drink heavily to summon the courage to actually approach a girl (who’d be equally wasted by then).
Lots of Polish chicks around, but they don’t date English men (probably due to lack of balls).
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England is the saddest place in the Western World. From the World Empire to Cuck of the Century.
Yeah, Polish chicks only date their own men or Russian alphas. Sometimes they spread their legs for a rich Frenchman/American/Canadian.
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I think there’s a CH post on this but one major problem with immigration, mass unchecked, unwanted, state sponsored, and “we’ll send you to jail if you talk bad about it” immigration is that is upends a society’s traditional mating patterns.
You know, the english were able to fuck enough to survive for a while before russians and muzzie conquerers showed up and made the bitches think it’s ok to be fat. That’s what happened, right? More aggro dudes who don’t care that a a girl has to look like Liz Hurley to be doable. So, the bitches get fat, the men get Incel.
Of course, dudes in africa, muzland, and russia aren’t about bringing in dating competition into their own lands bc that’d be stupid. Note that English dudes get laid a lot overseas when they show up with an unbeatabe army/navy. Or where all things being equal, their accent is a panty dropper.
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I wonder if Vietnamese or Japanese or Chinese guys were like, “stupid white guys come in and fuck all our ugly girls, making it worse for all of us” back when we were occupying their nations?
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Cleanse us with ice and fire now. This article, the picture, everything. Lord have mercy.
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Fake? Nah goys, its real. Go to the original page and check out the multiple pictures of our pathetic progtagonist: shoulders rolled forward, hands in its pocketses, or guarding the (undoubtedly blue) family jewels. If his ham planet even glared at him he looks like he’d roll over and play dead like a possum.
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She’s clenching her teeth and her smile looks forced, at best. She’s probably disgusted he’s got his arm around her and they’re taking a photo together.
She’s telling the photography “hurry up and take this g.d picture!”
He’s just glad his arm didn’t get caught in the fold.
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Probably is disgusted by him, hell probably initially came up with this as a way of almost letting him keep his self-worth.
Say something no self-respecting man would do, let him break up with you and keep his dignity and go on with your life of having sex with mandingo’s.
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She’s disgusted by him AND herself. Or at least, she had ought to be.
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[…] Cuck Of The Century (or humorous send-up of LSMV freak culture?) […]
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In the words of our humble host, CH, “BRING THE ALL-CONSUMING FLAMES.”
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Maybe they’re leaving out an important piece, like she’s paying the rent and buying the food, and he’s “monogamous” because he really honest-to-God DOESN’T care that she’s fucking other dudes, so long as he doesn’t lose his freeride and she doesn’t find out about all the other women…
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Who dares mate with the cerulean cone of horror?
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This is probably one of the few times hoverhand is perfectly acceptable and even encouraged.
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Hoverhand is actually mandatory because that broad is so big she has her own orbit.
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Let’s just pause and call this what it actually is. it is a homosexual fantasy on the part of the male who has not accepted his real orientation and so derives a vicarious thrill from being near the genitals of another man with his partner as the courier.
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Feel bad saying this but one of my teachers growing up was a big ol’ bitty. Very nice person and all that. Her husband was about as flaming and closeted as they come. Also a very nice lisping person.
But at the same time, what a prototype faghag coupling.
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Runner up?
http://www.today.com/parents/dad-s-touching-explanation-why-he-still-helps-his-ex-t108243
“Example for the kids?” Good little future betas! I’d like to know who initiated the divorce #Ialreadyknow
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Correction: “black men”.
Did it even need to be said?
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Like, fucking thanks for that…ESPECIALLY the visual. To quote the great literary hero, Vernon Hardapple, ‘What in the fuck’s the matter with you?’. This is exactly what I needed to see and know about going into a weekend. This reminds of one of those USMC VD in depth documentaries. Splendid!
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can’t..
un..
see…..
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This is so absurd, it has to be fake.
Remember this article in New York Magazine about a similar couple (but worse because they were supposedly married) that we discussed a couple years ago:
http://archive.is/Y2ejb
I call bullshit, propaganda put out by (((you know who))) to demoralize White men and puff up the egos of fatty White whales.
I don’t doubt that there could be such a couple out there, but I call bullshit on anyone being so lacking in self-respect as to have an article published about their cuckoldry.
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That’s my impression as well, if it were true they would have used pseudonyms and a stock photo.
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There is this continual media push to expand what men should put up with from women. While the answer is to say no and walk away the vast majority accept this programming.
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i could almost swear she’s one of those fat dove models
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‘Rather than lose Moo-trice, devastated Adam suggested she slept with other men’. I thought I’d seen it all.
For this less-than-a-man, ‘cuckold’ isn’t strong enough; cuckold implies the woman is scared of being found out by him. This is a new species. Lower than omega; at least omegas aren’t saddled with supporting women at all, emotionally or financially.
Bigly-est Loser?
Anti-Alpha?
Words fail…
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If he didn’t want to lose her, he should have just given her a good ol’ fashioned red-ass spanking, put an apple in her mouth, shagged her rotten from behind, and then demanded she get to the kitchen and make his dinner.
But nooooooooooooooooooooooooo…. (((shakin’ mah haid)))
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“We need a word to describe males who WILLINGLY and even EAGERLY acquiesce to their cuckoldry, for this debased creature is so low in sexual market value (and in dignity) that he does not even have the decency to be deceived into dishonor. He embraces his ignominy and wallows in it for the pittance of a rarely-parceled polluted pussypiece. There is more honor in the incel life.
How about SUPERCUCK to describe the open cuckold? Or CUCKTASTROPHE? KING CUCK? SCALZI?”
The traditional English word is “wittol”.
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Actual footage of I.T. Niggums after seeing the fat chick on “This is Us” :
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Looks like Monica Lewinsky is back in the news
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Normally, I encourage evangelism is such men, in recognition that many of us have been weak in the past. However, this specimen is too far gone. He should be put down like a horse with a broken leg. He will never be good for anything. As usual, CH is right. Inceldom has more honor.
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-Evangelism in-
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If this was to be true, I fully expect Adam to either harakiri, or go full Elliott Rodger at some point in time. That massive, ahem, amount of revulsion, self-hatred, shame.. cannot be kept hidden for too long without devastating consequences.
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I couldn’t finish reading this blog article. It was too grotesque. I had to look away.
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Nah. Total bullshit clickbait, written by a woman. A very fat woman with minimal to no sexual options. She fantasized about what her perfect situation would be then concocted this bullshit.
Ignore and move on.
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This sort of thing is quite common, although she is quite fat.
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If true… WTF is wrong with black men?
You can tell by looking at the photo that she smells foul. How could a healthy man look at that beast and touch that clammy, sour smelling skin and still get an erection?
How? There is NO amount of horny that would allow me to debase myself like that. Not prison…. it just wouldn’t be possible. I’m honesty puzzled by this. I don’t know whether to grudgingly admire nogs (like special forces dudes who eat vile shit in SERE training) or have them rounded up and quarantined.
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Just say No. Take the red pill, tell her to fuck off and enjoy being the un-wed “baby mama” to several mulatto kids whose fathers she can’t find…
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“We need a word to describe males who WILLINGLY and even EAGERLY acquiesce to their cuckoldry…”
Wittol.
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What a fucking hog and potential tranny. #freakculture for the win. Seeing a hog like that would put my wee wee in catatonic shock.
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Omega male is not the proper description in this case. Caucasian Englishman would be the best term. Those white English guys can really set the standard for examples of being a pathetic man. These are the same guys who despise Irish and Scots(their genetic brothers), while worshipping blacks and muslims. Their capital city London has a muslim mayor, while they refuse to vote for a nationalist party.
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Welcome uber-obese England…
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I generally back up your theories CH, but there’s missing information from this story that would disprove your conclusion that this cuck is a gay man using a fat chick as a beard. He’s a bonafide Omega male, and you will agree once you see this.
I read a different story about these two in the Daily Mail a couple of days ago. The article was accompanied with a set of pictures of them from their social media accounts that make that couple look radically different from the professionally staged photos in the Sun article. Check them out.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4226826/Boyfriend-27-lets-lover-22-sex-men.html
The first photo shows her with heavy make up to make her head skinnier and her beady eyes appear bigger. It’s framed using MySpace angles, showing her from the bust up. She looks 100 pounds less than the Sun photo. The rest are heavily made up and manipulated to make her look hotter and skinnier than she really is.
His photos are more revealing. Instead of wearing nicely tailored shirts and well groomed hair and goatee, he looks like every guy you knew that was into Dungeons and Dragons, and Gwar. He’s wearing a black t-shirt with the face of a wolf on it and mutton chops for facial hair. His shirt is off in the second, showing off his tattoo sleeve full of DragonBall Z characters, a fire breathing dragon on his chest and hexagram covering up his pot belly. The last one is him laying on his side dressed as Brandon Lee’s character in The Crow. BTW, isn’t cosplay a sign that a man is an omega?
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Looking at the photos in the Daily Mail article, it’s clear that both of them are bottom-of-the-barrel. You almost can’t analyze their behavior — it would be like studying the internal motivations of a toothless crackhead. These people are garbage, they know they’re garbage. Leave them to their fetish, and let them rot.
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Wow – just saw these additional photos. Maybe the jinn theory is correct after all – hahaha!
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I was once in a situation not unlike this guy. (Although no fatties involved). It comes from total self loathing and self abasement. Taking the Red Pill was the cure.
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Since this post has brought us to England, we must go back 50 years in time and have a look at Enoch Powell’s speech “Rivers of blood”.
I have been living some time in Mumbai and Islamabad and once again real life (aka opposite of save-place ideology) gave me a new cut. All those bones on the pavement, rats fighting for the right to gnaw off the last bit off meat, the filthiness of everything, made me realise: this is truly a third world country.
Everything I have written here is nothing but the truth with one exception: it was East-London. O my beloved Albion what have you become!
@Ch Enoch Powell’s speech is worth an article
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Yeah OK. Lets not dignify our disgust by applying “super” to this in any way, shape, or form. Super means above. As in Nietzsche Superman or Uber Mensch.
Let us follow the proud new tradition of Cuckservative shaming and coin a new and equally catchy term for this new low from the bottom feeders.
I say we call this the “Butterball-Turkey” lowball swinger. Butterball and Turkey is what comes to mind with that genetic failure of star-crossed atomic post-nucular cosmic horror.
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If it’s for real then this is self-cuck (as in masturbatory martyr-syndrome). What’s the etiology for this sad condition? Interpreting “bend over hard and spread’em wide” as “turn the other cheek” = self-respect.
What’s the antidote? Recognizing that there is no version of “turn the other cheek” that results in self-respect (unless “turn the other cheek” is played as a dramatic role in homage to the designs of the abstract, to tempt and amuse fate residing there, which almost no one as the moxie to pull off while retaining self-respect). Otherwise – altruism and self-sacrifice are false concepts. In actuality – there are no such things.
And why would such a grotesque beast deserve any altruism even if there were such a thing? (and as well, such a hideous beast could not possibly arouse any amusement among the designs of the abstract, by such 3rd party ploy – because she is already providing the maximum of said delights by way of her own debauchery – no way to actually more-so help towards that eventuality, even with sufficient moxie – cause that’s all she wrote).
Unless? ……. take another look at the pic ……. somebody was telling me about the jinn today – and they both do have the look …..perhaps they are both afflicted by said spirits, …. jinn with similar affinity towards depravity! But hey – isn’t that just magical thinking?
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He looks gay, she looks American.
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::dailymail::
::real::
not even once
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Every cad worth his weight in Skittles knows about the “ring check”, but how does one screen for the clandestine cohabiter?
The “key check”: A chick with an extra car key on her chain likely has a significant other. If spotted, adjust your game accordingly, or move on to greener pastures. Exceptions: teens (might be a key to daddy’s Lexus), girls with bff roommates, and chicks who carry their spare on the same chain (i.e. same night lays).
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First, that photo of them gave me cancer.
Second, how the fuck can she be so fat and *still* have no tits?
Third, those lips have tasted cock, and no, it doesn’t matter which one I’m talking about.
Fourth, thank god he took her back. Otherwise, she’d be pumping out half Dindu babies which the taxpayer would then be supporting. The ‘Gubmint needs beta males (even near omega ones).
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What’s crazy is looking at some of the other pictures with the myspace angles she actually could have been attractive if she lost weight.
Maybe did lipo-suction/natural breast enhancement with some surgery for the skin.
Relatively cheap to do to; Lipo is around $3000, another $7000 for the Breast Augmentation, though the skin surgery can be a bit much but honestly probably worth if really.
So altogether maybe thirty grand. They are in England so they got that socialistic medicine don’t they? Maybe wouldn’t even have to pay for it.
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I think the backstory here that he is not a gay in the typical sense. I think in his youth he was raised by a single mother, and probably molested by a man dating her (or a close relative), all with the mom’s knowledge, but she got upset and threatened to abandon him if kept “repeating lies about _____!” As such, he has deformed, retarded sexuality, and fear of abandonment. He looks like he has serial killer eyes. I would not leave a young child in his custody, or alone with him, that’s for sure. That’s why he stays with this fat, disgusting, slutty blob. He needs her only for emotional love, not sexual love. She gave him a similar ultimatum that his mother did. And, like his mother, he is more afraid of her abandoning him, so continues to put up with sexual (in this case, her whoring around) humiliation. If my hunch is correct, this man has profound mental issues, so I cannot place him in the same category as the voluntary cuck who had a basically healthy and happy upbringing. I feel pity for him. He needs professional help, and that fat bitch is abusing him for doing things that she knows are evil and hurtful to her alleged mate.
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All faggots are boy fuckers, at least in their fantasies. As I told you 20 months ago, these Jew faggot Milo does not speak for us.
He’s a mole intended to make the right look bad.
The Bible clearly says the penalty for homosex is death. By definition a Jewish faghot csnnot be Conservative.
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Referring to Milo controversy
Homosexuality is a defect. Obviously
#realtalk
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OK, fine. Let’s start there. Milo exposes pedos and admits faggotry is a sin. Where are you going to find any other faggot that says that publicly and without fear?
If you are a realist, he is a traitor amongst the faggot ranks to help us.
If you are a Christian, he is a realist and admits his sins.
Either way, why would you NOT look at him as a useful ally?
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Kill Shamu with fire. It’s the only way to be sure.
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Like I said above, I wonder if immigration fucks up every society’s dating sexual marketplace. Society has a sort of stasis where dudes get chicks by behaving certain ways. Newbies come in and upset the cart. This can leave native men incel and native women acting all fucked up. Fat bitches and internet gamers if the invading men are too aggro. or rich. or good looking.
You know, the english were able to fuck enough to survive for a while before russians and muzzie conquerers showed up and made the bitches think it’s ok to be fat. That’s what happened, right? More aggro dudes who don’t care that a a girl has to look like Liz Hurley to be doable. So, the bitches get fat, the men get Incel.
Of course, dudes in africa, muzland, and russia aren’t about bringing in dating competition into their own lands bc that’d be stupid. Note that English dudes get laid a lot overseas when they show up with an unbeatabe army/navy. Or where all things being equal, their accent is a panty dropper.
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Beard or total beta pusscake, this makes me sick. It smells like a roadkill cupcake with shit frosting. I’ve had enough. Supply me with a tranquilizer gun that shoots darts that permanently sterilize male/female humans. Fund my traveling fees, I’ll take orders from The Chateau and travel the world making sure disgusting humans like this never breed.
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