A photo of a well-dressed couple on a date, taken in the 1920s. (h/t Shiv Sharpening Apprentice)
That’s the classic “package display” alpha male position. Leg up, pelvis thrust jauntily forward, one hand resting on hip the other hand landing some sweet prime time kino on the girl.
There are few men in our present day who would impudently impose upon a woman like this. One, he’d have to worry about some mentally unbalanced feminist twat blowing a rape culture whistle in his face. Two, testosterone levels are down across the board. This is not idle speculation; American men really have experienced a major decline in T over the last few generations. Most of today’s emasculates feel more comfy tightly crossing their legs like women and daintily folding their hands in their laps.
CH Maxim #30: Men who get laid impose themselves on women. If your aggressive body language around women feels a little uncomfortable to you, you’re doing it right.
sorry, we’re using all our T to help mentally unstable win wrestling matches against girls. and not in the good way.
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I can’t be the only one who can’t keep this straight: does a trans-gendered boy have a va-jay-jay,, daddy parts or just mental issues?
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Mental issues. The parts don’t matter, they’re whatever they “identify” as. Soon enough we’re going to have gay men who “identify” as straight men, meaning they’re normal. Except on the inside, where “you can’t possibly understand the pain and confusion of my life”.
This might be a fun night of experimental game, actually. Played as deadpan straight as you can muster, talk to the college girls about how difficult your life is, as a gay man who’s only attracted to women.
Because these people are mentally unhinged.
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That wrestler was a girl who thinks she’s a boy which justifies her taking HgH which gave her a massive strength advantage over the other girls.
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Saying you identify as a woman, but are lesbian, is a good routine…
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When the need arises, I prop one foot upon my desk, with my other foot still on the ground, and expose as much of my crotch as I can…
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I manspread as much as I can while at work. Wherever I sit, as we have meetings, I make sure to keep my legs at a 90 degree angle, as a minimum.
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Is that you, Patrick Bateman?
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Yes. As a recovering beta provider part of my therapy is to ask / tell women to do things for me, without making a big deal of it. Even little things, such as when taking a pic tell them to re-arrange or hold their head differently. They always obey, without question. It’s a good habit to develop.
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Southern Man: You are a worthy disciple of the Master.
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An excellent point, one which never fails, and one which can be practiced and mastered by ALL walks of men.
Pro comment.
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‘Thou shalt tell her what to do.’
Think of it as the flip side of commandment IV.
This works all the way from ‘hey, grab my car keys for me’ to ‘now go down on me’. In fact, to get to the Maximum Manly Enjoyment end of that spectrum, you must project confidence in putting demands on her for any and all activities. You can’t ask for anything sheepishly.
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yes. always have your to-do list ready for all the ladies in your life. idle mind is the devil’s workshop applies triple to the more wayward sex.
and give her a nickname, early. preferably something diminutive, like ‘bubbles’.
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Nicknames are clutch when it comes to frame. “Shorty” is one of my go-to’s, along with “half pint” and “jawa”
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The current squeeze is 5’0″ and goes 95 pounds. She has no idea why I call her “billy barty” all the time.
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“always have your to-do list ready”
definitely. When a woman calls you and says she is going by XYZ do you want anything give her a treasure hunt… Best one on the wife at Home Depot “I need a size 3 Left handed Phillips screwdriver”…
Meyer lemons, a couple of lobster tails and a can of baked beans.
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Fellow recovering beta. Funnily enough, I chose my handle as a personal reminder of when I first started doing this to great effect.
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There you go.
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His hand is way back there. Probably saying “You’d be a real pretty dame if you hadn’t cut off all your hair.”
Note the 20s version of the ‘squee!’ response from her.
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The thing I love most about Chateau Heartiste is learning about all the things I was doing back when I was getting laid all the time.
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Back when women were a little more worth the effort than they are now, except that little bit seems like a lot now.
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[…] Alpha Male Body Language: The Scoring ’20s Edition […]
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also…how many fellas had a car back then? He’s like the original icy hot stuntaz.
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Lol those guys are only like a couple of hours away from me
http://marc.merlins.org/mirrors/stuntaz/
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Once, while boarding a flight – I was helping out a guy with a broken leg get situated. I was putting his crutches in the overhead bin when the pad from his crutch fell off. The stewardess was barking at me to take my seat – so I stuffed the pad in the front pocket of my trousers. I turned to the guy and said – watch how she changes her attitude – and arranged the pad to look like I was generously endowed. The stewardess nearly broke her neck on a double-take while checking for fastened seat belts and later offered me a free drink … They’d never admit it but you can believe – they love a display of cockas
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you got it covered as long as it is in the front pocket.
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Hah wtf
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Innernetz winner 4 2day.
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Wait I’m not supposed to want to grow up to be just like Justin Trudeau? He’s so dreamy…
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We’re still like this in New York
I don’t know where the fuck you all are
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queue the travolta walk from Saturday night fever.
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We aren’t talking about the gay community princess…
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I appreciate your post. Thank you.
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let’s get one of them “my forefather was on Mayflower” types doing the perp walk over this and we’re talking
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If it only feels a little uncomfortable to you, ramp it up a notch
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Hands behind back is a great default stationary pose. Not only is it very high confidence, but is also prevents hoverhands. Just make sure that you don’t grasp one wrist or arm with the opposite hand; that’s a defensive position. Grasp one hand with the other. Basically parade rest, for those who have military experience.
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The House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha are trained to do this from birth. Even sat on the john (they have people to do that for them).
They stalk around the UK, hands over the sacrum, presumably pondering whether the current situation would benefit from the injection of a modicum of Autocracy.
The only question is; grasp whole hand, or merely the first two fingers?
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I was literally just thinking about this. Sometimes, I just feel like you have to impose yourself on someone and not feel like it’s necessary to hide your interest. When you don’t have much time, when it’s difficult to think of something discrete or indirect to say, when a girl already seems interested. I have wondered if that uncomfortable feeling is actually a warning about what not to do, but honestly I don’t know where it comes from because it can also be very liberating to not give a shit. Surely part of it must be in the myth that women don’t want male attention. But yet the makeup industry tells us differently right? Now of course it’s good to be tactful here, but at times the idea of coming up with an indirect path can seem like a hindrance. I might just test out my theory this week.
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report back from your tests, sergeant.
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Lots of women like it when you grab them and take them however pleases you. I know this because they tell me how much they like it. They say things like I make them feel how they want to feel when I do that.
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I recent started re-watching Star Trek TNG and Jonathan Frakes plays Riker with every single alpha body language trait. Someone on that show new about game.
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Has anyone visited a doctor about raising their T levels? I don’t want to turn this into another discussion about lifting, diet, and supplements – just actual medical treatment. I wonder if they’d even treat someone with normal T levels, I’m just interested in boosting mine.
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Get light. T levels plummet as body weight goes up. Everyone walks around like a mastodon these days, either through just being a good ‘ol ‘Merican fatboy or through lifting/protein shakes or a combination of both. Do you what you have to do to be built like a greyhound; high reps, long hikes, fasts, shuttle runs. Get that visceral fat (behind the abdomen, not in front) away from your organs and quit loading down your nuts with all that body fat.
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Has anyone visited a doctor about raising their T levels? I don’t want to turn this into another discussion about lifting, diet, and supplements – just actual medical treatment. I wonder if they’d even treat someone with normal T levels, I’m just interested in boosting mine.
I would advise even approaching a doctor about it. General practitioners don’t know shit about this stuff. Besides, even if you found a doctor who was on board with you, it’s very risky. Boost T through weight training and diet. It’s hard work, but it’s the only way.
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https://www.androgel.com
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Yesterday I discovered by accident that most of the great composers in history had shitlord physiognomy. Some more than others, but none of them look like pajama boy, that’s for sure. Just do an images search of Beethoven, Rachmaninoff, Liszt. Especially the ones who are late enough that there are actual pictures. Many of their poses are shitlord poses too. My favorite is Beethoven, super shitlord face.
“I like your opera. I think I will set it to music.” – Beethoven
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Oh, and Dvorak.
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Before there was Beatlemania, there was Lisztomania. (For real, google it.)
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It was also a movie starring Roger Daltrey
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Here’s a good article on the subject:
http://roguehealthandfitness.com/testosterone-arimidex/
There are ways to circumvent getting a script for arimidex.
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I would exhaust every single workout/diet option before I turned my nutsack into a chemistry set. Dangerous stuff there. Once your nuts get the idea that something else will do the heavy lifting…..watch out.
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I agree with Batman. Get your bodyfat down to 8-12% and run old school shuttles. The type and intensity that leave you gasping and wincing and hanging on to your knees in between shuttles. Do mid-high rep compound lifts also for the same effect, wincing and uncomfortable and totally gassed in between reps. I said it once already, tinkering with your nuts through pharmaceuticals is very risky. I can’t believe anyone not going for the gold would even consider it. Any gym in America has meatheads knocking their nuts dead with steroids. Hard to believe.
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Just watched Ian Fleming: The man who would be Bond. (Netflix)Check it out unbelievable Negs and jerk boy attitude. Definitely a different era
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Good shout…I raise you The Pink Panther with Peter Sellers. A daft movie but David Niven and Robert Wagner are charming alphas.
A very classy stylish movie.
Wagner comes up with a cunning plan to stop a fake robbery of a Princess’ dog.
Closeau (Sellers) is a clueless beta whose wife is scheming for alpha behind his back
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I’m starting to think these Maxims aren’t in any particular order.
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Just had my blood work done.
At my age (I’m on the downward side of my 40’s) I have the T levels of a 25 year old. No help. Just clean living.
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