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What’s President Trump Like When The Biased Media Isn’t Watching?

February 27, 2017 by CH

Turns out he’s pretty much like what you’d figured him to be: big-hearted, friendly, funny, and genuine. He’s the kind of man proles love not necessarily because he’s one of them (although he is in some ways) but because he has a down to earth, relaxed, unpretentious, cheerfully combative demeanor that resonates with proles. He’s masculine, in other words.

Based on an insider tip, an Independent Journal Review reporter managed to gain entry to an unannounced private dinner at the Trump Hotel in Washington, DC, that was attended by President Trump and others in his inner circle. No media were invited to nor informed of the dinner; this reporter had access to Trump when his guard was down, which makes for a very rare glimpse of Trump the President when he’s out of the media spotlight enjoying the company of friends.

8:17 PM: Without any announcement or indication, President Trump enters the hotel lobby which bears his name, flanked on all sides by the Secret Service. Shock and astonishment fill the guests in the room. The woman next to me screams “Is it him? It’s really him! Oh my God! This is like a dream!” Trump is rushed by fans in the lobby as he makes his way to the steakhouse. Secret Service makes a barrier for him, and the President waves and shakes hands on his way. The young crew are the first in line. Also waiting in line as the President arrives is Nigel Farage.

***

One woman shouts at him “Donald, it’s my birthday!” Trump stops and says “Happy birthday,” as he hugs the elated woman. “How about a birthday present? Let’s take a photo,” he says to her, afterward telling the woman she looks very young and has great skin.

***

8:30 PM: Trump leaves the Tillersons to their date night and heads back to his table. I get ahead of him and squeeze in one question, asking the President if he will be attending the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this year. “No,” he says with a smirk, “You like that?” The crowd around me cheers in agreement as Trump sits down with his party.

***

8:45 PM: Trump is served his entree. According to a waiter, who wished to remain anonymous:

“The President ordered a well-done steak. An aged New York strip. He ate it with catsup as he always does. The sides and appetizers on the table were shared. Three jumbo shrimp cocktails were delivered before the meal. At one point, the President looked at his watch and remarked ”They are filming ‘Saturday Night Live’ right now. Can’t wait to see what they are gonna do to me this week.“ It was hard to serve him because he is so funny and relaxed, it makes you laugh.”

Trump talks jovially with his guests for the next two hours. His iconic hand motions fill the space as dinner is served.

***

10:14 PM: Trump and his party get up to leave. The president is stopped momentarily for selfies and handshakes. discreetly, Trump can be seen handing cash to one of the latino busboys for his table. The president handed the young man a $100 bill.

trumptipbusboy

The President exits the restaurant and addresses a long line of adoring visitors waiting for him in the hotel lobby.

trumpselfie

Still no hoverhand.

They say the Office changes the man. I say Trump will change the Office. And not a moment too soon.

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  1. on February 27, 2017 at 3:16 pm mendo

    President Trump

    Still puts a smile on face knowing this is the case. A childlike giddiness that he’s OUR president.

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 10:15 pm cavoritegroup

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 12:32 pm da gbfm zlozozlzlzlzolzoozozo

      hey hertaistetsts!!

      why do so many women vote for leftist governmentsz?

      because leftist govenerments enforce da Alpha fux beta bucks system at gun point!!

      obammasz tellz womenz “if you vote for me, you can ficky ficy and butthext all da thugsz, and i will criminalize white mensz for complimenting your hair in the workplace, and send da police state to grab and sconfisce da BETAs tax dollarsz zlzzlzloo and give them to you and your bastard chcildrenz, if yo vote for mez and da obammsz kangz lozlzoozolzozo”

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 7:20 pm André Marques

      He’s not my president (I’m from Portugal), and still I can’t stop feeling happy and hopeful as fuck for you guys.

      Your country needed a real man in charge. And so does the resto of the world.

      My country is not as fucked by immigrants as Sweden, France and Germany are, but I can see it happening in the future.

      The victory of Mr. Trump was not only a victory for America, but a victory to the whole world.

      I feel a sense of hope as more and more countries are freeing themselfs from the shackles of Europe.

      If all this ends well, by that I mean ending in world economic and social freedom for everyone, I think that we will have a second renaissance.

      A renaissance that will problably launch the human race into outerspace, both mentally and physically.

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      • on March 1, 2017 at 10:49 am Corvo

        “My country is not as fucked by immigrants as Sweden, France and Germany are, but I can see it happening in the future.”

        You are right. You still have a nation to protect. Get busy.

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      • on March 1, 2017 at 4:33 pm mmaier2112

        RE: the map of Raghead %, here’s to hoping the whites in Europe wake up and export or kill them all. Islam is 100% incompatible with the Western world in every damned way.

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  2. on February 27, 2017 at 3:26 pm Robert What?

    This is as I expected based on what I have read in the past from candid insiders. He is a better man than me in so many ways, but I have no envy for him, just admiration.

    LikeLiked by 7 people


  3. on February 27, 2017 at 3:28 pm TLM

    Unless you’re some butthurt loser how can you not like him? I was always impressed that this guy was genius enough to make money off his divorce with Ivanna by doing a light hearted Pizza Hut commercial.

    LikeLiked by 3 people


    • on February 27, 2017 at 3:53 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 9:56 pm Reb

        Back when their pizza was good.

        LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on February 27, 2017 at 6:58 pm Sentient

      Think of the degree of Alpha you need to have to have your ex wife – who you gave a mere $20M to when you were worth billions – participate in the commercial, a commercial which does nothing but raise your own image! LOL

      Magnificent.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 11:13 am mendo

        True ZFG. And for all we know, he probably likes Pizza Hut, but being a Queens guy, I’m sure he’s got a few pizza places he really likes.

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  4. on February 27, 2017 at 3:29 pm Bob

    He didn’t need to rely on the presidency for celebrity, like others who lingered so long in Hollywood for Ugly People (DC). That ultimate intoxicant is something he has inhaled for thirty years. Now it’s about sticking a stiletto in the eye of everyone who doubted him. Eat your steak as you please.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 10:22 am everybodyhatesscott

      Well done witch ketchup still makes me cringe

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  5. on February 27, 2017 at 3:31 pm Oliver Elkington

    Trump is so real and has a very genuine personality, what you see is what you get, you could never imagine the Clinton’s acting in a genuine way ever nor could you imagine them treating everyone who they encounter in the same manner, even cleaners and waiters.

    LikeLiked by 4 people


    • on February 28, 2017 at 6:53 am nads

      I have never read an article about a positive relationship the Clinton’s had with staff. Not one.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 8:42 pm SteveRogers42

      Secret Service guys feared and despised Bill Clinton’s wife. Their anecdotes described a level of psychosis that might have doomed us all if she had gotten her talons on the “football”.

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  6. on February 27, 2017 at 3:34 pm long dong silver

    Ketchup on a steak—that’s a regular guy right there!

    LikeLiked by 3 people


    • on February 27, 2017 at 3:36 pm Sentient

      Old school well done too…

      LikeLiked by 2 people


      • on February 27, 2017 at 5:49 pm tommy helms

        That’s how Oscar Madison ate his

        LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on February 27, 2017 at 10:29 pm Carlos Danger

      A well done Steak.

      LikeLiked by 1 person


  7. on February 27, 2017 at 3:36 pm Sentient

    Michael (((Savage))) said the same thing recently. He was at Mar A Lago and Trump called him over to sit with him and they had ice cream and chatted for 90 minutes. Was very impressed with how down to earth and real Trump is… Like most Queens guys.

    LikeLiked by 7 people


    • on February 27, 2017 at 6:02 pm plumpjack

      when you live an honest life you can relax around people. nothing to hide.

      LikeLiked by 5 people


      • on February 27, 2017 at 10:30 pm Carlos Danger

        The Christian message in a nutshell.

        LikeLiked by 2 people


    • on February 27, 2017 at 7:19 pm Mel Gibson

      Savage is a Shettle of Mettle. He gave Trump a platform a few years before he announced all the way up to Election Day. Trump doesn’t forget friends like this.

      LikeLiked by 4 people


    • on February 27, 2017 at 9:55 pm Reb

      Savage is a good Jew.

      LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on February 27, 2017 at 9:55 pm Reb

        He hates Nazis though.

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 10:31 pm Carlos Danger

        We’ll get him uniform. He’ll be goose stepping around all afternoon.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 9:22 am Sentient

        The new uniforms are going to be awesome!

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 9:31 am harmless

        The only good jew is dead and lived his life scrapping food from the gutter.

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  8. on February 27, 2017 at 3:36 pm MZ

    I like what Nigel Farage had to say about Pres T when asked about having dinner with him:

    “Well it’s really quite wonderful. But as I’ve gotten to know Donald, it really just does not surprise me. You know what amazes me about your President? He is a regular bloke. Truly. Just a normal chap. Upstairs at dinner, he spoke to the table like any regular guy out to dine with friends and family. There is no pretension at all.”

    LikeLiked by 3 people


    • on February 27, 2017 at 6:18 pm Johnny Redux

      With Nigel’s positive inside track to the Prez, he appears to be the most powerful man in the UK, even though not holding the official highest office.

      LikeLiked by 2 people


    • on February 27, 2017 at 6:25 pm wolfie65

      That was my first impression when he started to run for office.
      A normal person who says what he thinks and means what he says.

      LikeLiked by 2 people


  9. on February 27, 2017 at 3:39 pm Rick

    Steak well-done? With catsup? Just proves that’s something else he has no clue about.

    Not going to the correspondent’s dinner was predictable. He is just a thin skinned whiner who can dish it out but can’t take it.

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 3:44 pm Nothingman00

      And you’re a pathetic, faggoty little bitch. What a surprise.

      LikeLiked by 8 people


      • on February 27, 2017 at 3:56 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 4:12 pm Captain Obvious

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 3:48 pm Rick

      And once you all realize Trump will always try to be the center of attention regardless of the situation, always will try to take credit for things he had no influence on, and will say anything at all times to try to negate things that make him look bad, then you finally understand who Trump really is.

      Trump handing out $100 bills? Not regular guy- a guy who wants to be liked and will spend a ton of money in pursuit of that effort. Just like a beta male spending lots of money on women

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 4:28 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 6:21 pm Publius X Maul

        Aw , Becca’s vagina hurts.

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on February 27, 2017 at 6:23 pm Wynn Lloyd

        Why would he give a shit about a $100 bill dude?

        That is like a dollar bill to us. Maybe even a quarter. Meaningless

        Yet he can put some positivity down with little effort.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 9:37 am Sentient

        LOLZ _ Trump has a long history of giving working guys $100 bills…

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 2:55 pm Rick

        Except when he was not paying them for the goods services labor he received from them.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 9:39 am Sentient

        Why do they hate him?

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 3:51 pm Sentient

      ” just a thin skinned whiner who can dish it out but can’t take it.”

      Strapon projecting again… wrapped in the arrogance of the left… We KNow Better!!! Nenver mind what your tastes are… Listen to US!

      because why faggot? Why does he have “no clue” for simply eating a meal he has presumably enjoyed this way his entire life?

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 4:04 pm Rick

        http://brobible.com/life/article/donald-trump-steak-monster-butler-profile/

        To do things just one way your entire life puts you at risk for being unable to properly process new concepts, ideas, changes in reality

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 4:07 pm mendo

        Kinda like your just one way of bitching and snarking about Trump each time CH writes about Trump?

        We get it, you don’t like the guy. Who gives a flying fuck.

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 4:44 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 7:01 pm Sentient

        Rick

        To do things just one way your entire life puts you at risk for being unable to properly process new concepts, ideas, changes in reality

        Is that what Skippy P told you when you were a little girl?

        Here is the thing with “reality” – people grasp it just fine thank yee without any extra terrestrial “interpretations” from your (((camp))).

        Humans used to live in reality, for eons…

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 3:57 pm †

      You’re a cunt, Rick.

      Disagree with his politics all you want, but Trump is a sincere person with a big heart.

      Being a cunt, you can’t recognize goodness.

      Honestly, fuck you.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 7:55 am Corvo

        ^^^^^^^ faggot jew (pretending strapon rick isn’t in the cubicle next to him in tel aviv)

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on February 28, 2017 at 8:52 am †

        Corvo, if you had a brain, you’d notice that I’ve been posting 3 comments for your every 1.

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 3:57 pm mendo

      Predictable as you making the rounds whenever the post is about any and all things Trump.

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 4:06 pm Rick

        Well duh Einstein. The male female interaction approach concepts factual data posts about sex I have no quarrel with.

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 4:29 pm Scanman

        Trump has popped pimples on his ass more consequential than Strapon.

        Impotent rage — it’s funny and delicious.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 7:47 am nads

        The male-female interaction approach must really fascinate you. In a clinical way. Do you play the alpha with your boyfriend – or do you take turns?

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on February 28, 2017 at 8:52 am Sean Fielding

        “The male female interaction approach concepts factual data posts about sex I have no quarrel with.”

        Of course not, because you are still attracted to what you perceive as a mission of degeneracy to the Goyim.

        Two problems:

        1. Red pill on broads leads to red pill on nogs
        2. Feed a man enough red pills and he starts to see the only way out is patriarchy on race AND sex. The best PUA blogs are all slowly heading there. You won’t be happy with White Sharia.

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      • on March 1, 2017 at 6:28 am oink

        Trump has popped pimples on his ass more consequential than Strapon.

        too high a regard for Strappy.

        Trump’s ankle-biters have popped pimples more consequential than Strapon.

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 4:22 pm †

      Rick the cunt voted TheCunt because team cunt stinks together

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 8:16 pm Rick

        No rage here. Just day after day of bemusement at Trump. Besides no need for rage from me when tons of people gave Republicans hell at town hall meetings.

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 9:19 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 5:27 am Publius X Maul

        Rick really is Becca. Obviously a woman.

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 5:47 pm Greg Eliot

      Hey, Strappy… when even t gets in a few well-placed shots at how truly inane and pathetic you are, you might want to do some introspective exercises in re what your life is all about.

      I can even (((shake mah haid))) enough.

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 5:54 pm Greg Eliot

        Aw, hell… can’t even… and a mistype on mah e-mail as well.

        (((shakin’ mah haid at mah self)))

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 6:21 pm Johnny Redux

      @Rick:

      LikeLiked by 4 people


    • on February 27, 2017 at 6:42 pm SteveRogers42

      Who bitch dis is?

      LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on February 27, 2017 at 6:46 pm Oleaginous Outrager

      TLM gave the right response to your post even before you wrote it. Talk about doing the same thing all your life leading to dismal failure.

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 10:35 pm Carlos Danger

      It’s called rubbing their noses in their pretension. Like when i went onstage at a´very early Minor Threat concert when DC Space was still a serious dump and pissed everyone off doing the Alabama Yellow Hammer Football cheer even though I secretly knew better back in 1981.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 5:26 am Publius X Maul

      He already took, it in 2011 when he had done nothing to warrant it and could not respond.

      (((They))) made fun of him as not having (((media))) credentials.

      So he went home, bent Melania over, had some fun, and plotted

      (((They))) are getting ALMOST everything (((they))) deserve.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 6:05 am Lichthof

        Yeah that 2011 attack by Myers was unwarranted.
        Some little no nothing cunt calling him a joke.

        That’s why I never ever took to comedians or journalists…they can’t deal with life so they avoid it and live abstractly. And they make fun of people who do live life and thesee scum snipe and joke and rarely get called out by it….until now.
        Those anonymous leaders are passive aggressive faggots.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 7:51 am nads

        Lichthof – have you ever known a working comedian? – almost exclusively horrible people. Horribly unhappy, anti-social people.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 10:22 am Lichthof

        I knew a few yes.

        One of my red pill moments was on a trip to Russia. In my western faggy ironic upbringing I made some stupid joke to a hotel owner and he looked straight through me and sternly said
        ‘I see you have a sense of humor’.
        In normal eras clown jesters were seen as just that. Incapable of dealing with life. And viewed with similar characteristics as fags.
        The fact that entertainers have such a sway over the West is typical of how embarrassing the West has become.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 7:51 am MC227

      You are a loser that is quite obvious. Another ass kissing Odumbo voter.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 7:58 am nads

      Rick – are you one of the 100 people who are responsible for 60% of the posts defending Obamacare? Is that where you got your start? How many aliases do you post under?

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 7:58 am Greg Eliot

      It’s been awhile since someone hit the GO button on the spankin’ machine…

      … but we keep it well-oiled, here at the chateau, as y’all can see.

      kekekekekekekekekek

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  10. on February 27, 2017 at 3:40 pm Sorcerygod

    The root problem with Trump, as a savior for white America, is that his genial and friendly demeanor is not earmarked for doing what it takes (kicking ass) to rewhiten America. He’s too much of a guy who wants to be liked, in other words. With Hitler, OTOH, you had a domineering type who didn’t give a SHIT if the masses liked him. Trump may be too sweet to be interested in Change.

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 6:24 pm Publius X Maul

      Trump is clearly not Hitler. But the one who comes next will be.

      They are begging for it, clearly.

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 10:55 pm Diversity Heretic

        I wonder myself who will play Lenin to Trump’s Kerensky?

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 9:46 pm Reb

      Hitler was loved. Different crowd.

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 9:49 pm Reb

        Why am I even responding to a Deep State A.I. troll?

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 10:37 pm Carlos Danger

      A lot of the right people are scared. He doesn’t need to be Svengali.

      LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on March 1, 2017 at 6:31 am oink

      hitler was (ultimately) an one trick pony cretin.

      not Trump-Fuhrer. Trump-Fuhrer is doing is WINNING

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  11. on February 27, 2017 at 3:43 pm Sorcerygod

    I still think, however, there’s a shot at a Trump Dictatorship. If that happens, then all gloves and bets are off. In that case Trump might go for population change. But so long as the legal pillars stand and courts and bureaucracies hem him in, ANY president would have difficulty rewhiting U.S.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 7:54 am MC227

      Dictator? Huh? Try to pry your simple head out of your ass and stop watching MSLSD. After 8 years of the Magic Negro who wanted the federal gov’t to take over everything and did take over health care, student loans and expanded agencies and debt you worry about Trump being a dictator? Idiot.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 7:34 pm jOHN MOSBY

        Sorcery fag is from Canuckistan, he has no skin in the game. It must get lonely over at that sucky blog of his.

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  12. on February 27, 2017 at 3:57 pm Tiberius

    One of very small set of people I hope to meet one day.

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  13. on February 27, 2017 at 3:59 pm Mob Barley

    #stillNoHoverhand – one hash tag I’m down with

    LikeLiked by 1 person


  14. on February 27, 2017 at 4:13 pm Augustus Tilton

    It’s almost overwelming just how refreshing the man is. BHO and especially Hil were alway so fake and corny.

    LikeLiked by 2 people


    • on February 27, 2017 at 4:39 pm Scanman

      The opposite of the pretentious, perfumed purple-gummed primate who preceded him, Trump is eminently capable with giant brass balls and a great sense of humor even about himself.

      The fucker gets shit done at the highest levels of competence and remains relatable to the rest of us bumbling numb nuts.

      I have a genuine sense of affection for the man and his family.

      LikeLiked by 3 people


      • on February 27, 2017 at 10:38 pm Carlos Danger

        I often wonder if Obama is anally incontinent.

        LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on February 27, 2017 at 7:07 pm Sentient

      TRUMP will never be on the stump faking a southern drawl, or singing spirituals or in ANY way doing ANYTHING but 100% TRUMP 100% of the time.

      And this is why he won huuuuuuge.

      LikeLiked by 2 people


  15. on February 27, 2017 at 4:25 pm tomjones

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 4:26 pm tomjones

      Trump is the modern Jesse James.

      P.S. This is one of the best movies of all time!

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 4:47 pm Captain Obvious

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  16. on February 27, 2017 at 4:29 pm TLM

    OT- It would not surprise me if the whole Oscar’s debacle was actually staged by our (((Hollywood))) friends to give the visual image of YT’s handing over their ‘awards’ and kowtowing to whatever black feelz movie actually ‘won”. (((They))) saw that fat porker Adele do it with Beyoncé at the Grammys and had to one up them.

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 5:51 pm Greg Eliot

      The fact that one of the La La Land Oscar holders… either a gay or yid-looking cuck… probably both… interjected “It’ll be my GREAT HONOR to present this Oscar to them myself” gives credence to your speculation.

      Sumthin’s gotta give… even the darkies can’t even…

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 10:00 pm cortesar

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 6:09 am Lichthof

        Kimmel actually tweeted Trump during the ceremony ‘are you watching this?’

        It reminded me of a rejected girlfriend who rants and raves at her ex and then is furious because he is ignoring her drama

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 7:00 am tomjones

      Wrong. The whole Oscar debacle makes (((them))) look stupid and retrograde. It was the least-watched Oscars in years. In fact, the Oscars have become irrelevant in the past twenty years.

      In the 21st century, TV shows are far far far more important to the culture and the American public. Movies were EVERYTHING in the 60s and 70s. Breaking Bad, House, The Sopranos.

      In fact, the 2017 Oscars were the third-least-watched of the 21st century.

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  17. on February 27, 2017 at 4:32 pm Hugh Jenniks

    thecunt, Gay Mulatto, & Podesta the Molesta are all gettin rather uppity lately – time to lock em up. Even Webster Hubbell’s daughter Chelsea has got some chutzpah.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 8:14 am tomjones

      lock em up? No, son. Electric chair time!

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  18. on February 27, 2017 at 5:03 pm SB71

    The ketchup and well done steak (and shrimp cocktail) suggest his dad took the family to Howard Johnson’s a lot back in the day …

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 10:41 pm Carlos Danger

      When I was a kid that was a big treat. I loved those sundaes. A banana split was the lottery! That’s exactly why he did it.

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  19. on February 27, 2017 at 5:53 pm Greg Eliot

    Hey, I said long ago I’d take a bullet for Trump, but I gotta tell ya…

    … there’s no way… and I mean NO WAY… I’m eating mah steak with ketchup.

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 6:03 pm Mob Barley

      Hunts or Heinz?

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  20. on February 27, 2017 at 5:58 pm Captain Obvious

    PHYSIOGNOMY QUIZ: Guess the personality.

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 6:30 pm PA

      No idea who he is. My first impulse: don’t trust him.

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 6:54 pm Oleaginous Outrager

      Looks a bit like Sam Waterston. Cracking 70’s TV doctor sideburns. Weaselly eyes though. Some sort of stealth baby-bumper I imagine.

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 7:16 pm Captain Obvious

      ANSWER: Brian PODESTA is a Washington DC area US Navy reservist and Senior Analyst at the NATIONAL CENTER FOR MISSING & EXPLOITED CHILDREN… http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3529687/posts

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 9:49 am Greg Eliot

        If looks tell the whole story, then consider this my formal apology for ever questioning Danger…

        … hang this fuck immediately… with extreme prejudice.

        Whatever he’s carrying has GOT to be virulently contagious.

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 9:44 pm Reb

      Dude looks gay.

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  21. on February 27, 2017 at 6:32 pm Wynn Lloyd

    I have to continually check myself so I don’t outright worship this man.
    He is like a father figure, which maybe isn’t a good thing but oh well. He reminds me so much of my dad (a kind-hearted but alpha man).
    That time he scolded the guy on the apprentice for referring to himself as “white trash,” and all the arrows he’s endured to try to save the future for our children, it’s just too much to reckon with at times. I was so certain we would be destroyed.
    My Chinese mother’s family loves him as does my southern nationalist father’s family. He’s that kind of magnanimous alpha.

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 7:20 pm Captain Obvious

      You’re a HAPA?!?

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 10:43 pm Carlos Danger

      Is your Mom from Mississippi?

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 11:20 am hans

      Tell me about it.

      Constantly having to keep my natural Germanhood
      in check on every speech. 🙂

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 12:44 pm Carlos Danger

        I first saw that film on German TV in 1968.

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  22. on February 27, 2017 at 6:43 pm long dong silver

    I said back last summer that Trump is the Caddyshack President. Loud, Waspy President invades Jewish Country Club. Maybe it will end in a golf tourney.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 7:49 am Greg Eliot

      Say, Wang, this place is restricted… don’t tell ’em you’re Jewish.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 8:28 am Big-Al

        “Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid! “

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 9:46 am Greg Eliot

        You musta been sumthin’ before electricity. How’dja like to make $14… the hard way?

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 9:12 am plumpjack

      you might want to focus your redpill goggles a little better to see what that (((film))) was really about. as usual, we were the butt of the joke.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 10:20 am Corvo

        It’s all fun and games until someone needs a lampshade.

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  23. on February 27, 2017 at 7:14 pm Lichthof

    Thanks for this CH.

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  24. on February 27, 2017 at 7:42 pm cortesar

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 9:33 pm jOHN MOSBY

      Lie-a-watha. that’s one rat crap crazy cunt there.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 7:16 am tomjones

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  25. on February 27, 2017 at 8:11 pm fightersword

    Now whenever someone makes fun of me for my steak preferences, I can let them know that the Donald and I eat steak the same way. If that doesn’t shut em up they’re either a liberal getting offended I dared mention trump, or consider steak as sacred.

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    • on February 27, 2017 at 8:32 pm Mob Barley

      Steak is sacred

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      • on February 27, 2017 at 9:29 pm jOHN MOSBY

        Amen, And it should not be cooked to shoe leather done, that is sinful.
        Slap the moo off its ass and put it on the plate for me.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 11:04 am Sean Fielding

        No co-incidence that beef, wheat and milk, the staples of Aryan life, are the foods most villainized by soy slurping, gluten grudging Starbuckers.

        Make mine Pittsburgh rare.

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  26. on February 27, 2017 at 9:28 pm cortesar

    W stands bravely for the freedom of press pardon fake news

    Oh sorry wrong video
    Die f*ucking imbecile

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 5:37 am Publius X Maul

      90 IQ was in way over his head.

      Or, his character was, which led to Obama.

      Deep State rules since 1988!!!

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 10:49 pm Heinrich

        I think it’s much longer. Would go back to 1913 and the Federal Reserve Act.

        When Kennedy took on the Deep State he got the bullet.

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      • on March 1, 2017 at 12:38 am Heinrich

        let’s have a look what Kennedy said about the US in the year 1961. The speech was held in New York, Waldorf-Astoria Hotel

        https://www.jfklibrary.org/Research/Research-Aids/JFK-Speeches/American-Newspaper-Publishers-Association_19610427.aspx

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  27. on February 27, 2017 at 9:43 pm Reb

    High quality winning right there. Those laughing Mexican bus boys in the background though.

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  28. on February 27, 2017 at 10:11 pm cortesar

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  29. on February 27, 2017 at 11:23 pm Heinrich

    Obama: weird puppet, communist
    G.W.Bush: alcoholic, IQ 90, puppet,
    Clinton: Drug-addicted freak, puts cigar in Monica Levinsky’s Pussy. Oral-Office. Puppet.
    Bush senior: Core crime player, puppet-master

    Trump: Alpha Male Billionaire Playboy President, free and honest man

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  30. on February 27, 2017 at 11:26 pm Reb

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  31. on February 28, 2017 at 1:16 am UKIP

    I do despise tipping culture, harks back to the feudal days where the common man survived at the charity of the elite. In Japan they’d slap you if you came at them with a tip, show some self-recockingspect they’d say.

    And proles go both ways. Yea they like a laugh but they’re also the first to stop laughing although they rarely consider anything beyond the next five minutes. Remember how fickle the man on the street is.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 1:36 am UKIP

      And until the recent years of American influence Britain’s attitudes were always the same. You did your job out of work ethic, not the chance of a bribe/tip, and your wage was something you could survive on. We had a strong work ethic/living wage culture which despised tipping culture although never to the extent of the Japenese who have shielded themselves from degenerate influences throughout history.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 2:06 am UKIP

        Paying wages is the duty of the boss, not the whim of the customer, and doing your job is the duty of the worker and not contingent on any sort of bribe.

        Imo tipping represents trickle-down economics and a diverse/unequal society. It’s not egalitarian and it wouldn’t freely arise in an honour-bound society. It would be offensive to others man in close-knit context of respect where your fellow man actually means something. Tipping is an anti-cohesive act of showing off where man becomes beggar, borrower and bribery be. Tipping symbolises the absence of duty towards your nation, station or role in life and just like in the Soviet Union nothing could be done without a million tips.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 2:54 am UKIP

        More than this what tipping allows is to effectively and simply charge different rates for the same service which is not a good thing. Tipping precipitates a crisis of pricing and less certainty from month to month, vanity and lady luck deciding who ultimately pays what is far more advantageous to those large enough to insure against bad luck. By all means tipping isn’t the only or even one of the main examples of price manipulation, but it’s revealing nonetheless.

        What we need to understand is that people are not that rational. On a game show the poor will normally accept 100% chance of winning $25000 over a 10% chance of winning a million dollars even though rationally speaking the second option is better. It might not seem obvious why but tipping is part of the added chaos of uncertainty and stakes which are raised too high for the little guy whilst the elite are immune to such risk. Safe as houses is what small business wants, not lady luck. Small traders and infant business would be advantaged by the banning of tips and also the banning of ‘buy one get one free’. It is in the interest of the little guy that the shifting sands of lady luck are replaced by a fixed pole.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 3:23 am David Addison

        Well said. As a small business owner, I concur with all of this.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 6:49 pm Random Guy

        UKIP doesn’t Britain have socialized medicine and all that? Japan too?

        Why would you presume that a Boss would actually pay their worker’s a living wage?

        Especially when you factor in how much; anti-big wigs and semi-conspiracy theories, Jews in power etc…..goes on down here.

        Why would you ever think the elite could be trusted?

        Tipping is solidarity of the common man against the Elite.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 3:05 am PA

      Many people enjoy work as waiters because they are attracted to the gambling aspect of it. It’s a rush for them to look and see how much was left on a tip.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 3:11 am PA

        Waiters also make more in tips than restaurants would be willing to pay them in hourly wages.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 3:44 am Zed, Lord of the Brutals

        It’s often about the unaccountability of the cash tip and contingent tax avoidance.

        If you look at contemporary America, the path to real wealth creation is tax avoidance. Such fuckery.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 4:17 am UKIP

        I wouldn’t deny that there is an aimless thrill to the gamble, but the thrill remains aimless. I certainly believe you’d be better off if you paid your waiting-on staff what they’re paid in Japan instead of what they’re paid in Colombia(with extra tips) and I think would staff would come to agree if they don’t do already.

        It would be better for small business, better for workers, better for the environment and better for keeping people in-shape if we rid this practice of one tipping customer subsidising the losses made on the next customer who doesn’t tip. Or buy one get one free: one customer buying the overpriced goods to subsidise the loss-making products on offer. It encourages consuming beyond your own means and even beyond your own desire. It’s wasteful and makes people fatter as much as it plays into too big to fail.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 4:43 am UKIP

        And let’s not forget that the pink-collar sector is a massive employer of immigrants. And how can you stop it? My friends we do so through the dignity of labour and the radical idea from the past that every job performed in America must support an American standard of living. Somewhere along the line the nation must override capitalism and you insist on a limit to how cheap labour can become.

        Also consider that the pink-collar sector is the most likely to value a human face when the robots come. If your sons and daughters have any job at all it’s likely to be doing this.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 4:44 am PA

        — I wouldn’t deny that there is an aimless thrill to the gamble, but the thrill remains aimless.

        God forbid people enjoy their jobs.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 5:10 am Ben shona

        My cousin was a mohel. He always said,the pay is lousy,but great tips! He died in the gas chambers of Auschwitz. Nice guy.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 9:26 am Sentient

        It’s an economics issue…. for restaurants to pay higher base wages, they need to show higher menu costs, to capture the tip revenue… when people see higher upfront menu costs – even when they know tip is included – they buy less…

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 9:33 am Sentient

        “That every job performed in America must support an American standard of living. ”

        Well the equalist BS behind this lie is that Manuel lives the status of the top 20% in Nicaragua while here in the USA, a well constructed apartment or house (shared with 5-10 other similar dudes), with electricity, running potable water, a cold fridge filled with cerveza, cable and a flat screen TV, a running car – all WHILE sending 50% or more of his wages back home to Consuela and the bambinos…

        So he is quite happy to live “at” our poverty line while here because that is a massive trade up from back home while he is repatriating the excess funds…

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 9:36 am PA

        — So he is quite happy to live “at” our poverty line

        Meanwhile, members of the host population earn considerably above the official poverty line but pay exorbitant premiums in dollars and commuting time to secure living space at an acceptable distance from Manuel.

        And that’s just those who can afford that premium.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 4:46 pm Reb

        Tipping is more than just waiters. It’s a genius concept based on the emotions of the moment.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 10:25 am TLM

      You need to read the Bodybuilders Against Tipping Website. It’s great for getting the servers all up in arms about their pathetic jobs.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 12:00 pm Greg Eliot

        They’ve been watching too many Tarantino movies.

        “Never mind ‘your policy’… just throw in a buck like everyone else, ya cheap bastid.”

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 4:55 pm Reb

        And that right there has become the entire point of Millennials’ existance and only meaningful “contribution” to the world. This point is not to make a valid reasoned case that is based on facts in order to solve the problem in an intelligent, effective, meaningful, and respectful manner; but rather to make the most irritating argument humanly possible.

        Millennials, in their thinking and reasoning capabilities, are worthless trash and deserve nothing.

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  32. on February 28, 2017 at 5:48 am Lichthof

    Bye bye Germany

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/02/27/german-carnival-attack-trump-decapitated/

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 6:20 am Corvo

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 9:39 am †Yahweh is Salvation†

        The Holocaust isn’t funny.

        To Gehenna with you.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 5:04 pm Corvo

        The holocaust is a lie.

        #FakeGenocide

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 7:45 am Greg Eliot

      That is some truly repugnant shit…

      … not so much that a bunch of obvious queers created such floats, that much is expected from their kind… especially the try-hard stupid shit, like making Hitler out to be a blond, just to fit in with their distorted analogy.

      But that the general citizenry let these things pass with a chuckle, rather than setting the odious objects on fire right there in the street.

      Goodbye Germany, indeed. 😡

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 7:53 am Corvo

        Withdrawal from NATO and let the Russians cleanse with fire. This is the easiest solution, although there are others if we had the stomach for it.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 8:05 am Greg Eliot

        The stomach for it, indeed.

        I’ve seen many a disheartening sight, here at the chateau… but I gotta admit, these floats in Germany, of all places, really hit a low note for me.

        This time I will say “Fuck this ghey planet” as more than mere rhetoric.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 10:23 am Les Saunders, Protestant

      Truly degenerate.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 11:15 am Sunseeker

      I’m ashamed. But trust me, nobody besides mainstream shitlib media and their hippies like the float. Media still in Trump-bashing mode but if you look at the comment sections you’ll see that people are fed up with it.
      Be grateful that leftoid mainstream hasn’t taken over news coverage in the U.S. the way they have here in Germany.
      Still have high hopes for the upcoming elections in the Netherlands in March, France in May and Germany in September. This time Europe plays for all the marbles. A couple more years of open borders and havoc € fiscal management and we’re damaged beyond repair.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 12:40 pm Carlos Danger

        The banksters can’t afford to let Germany break ranks. They are the center of the line and if they break all will. German press is run by the CIA.

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  33. on February 28, 2017 at 6:38 am anonymous

    >well done
    >ketchup on steak

    the /ck/ in me is screaming.
    still support him as pres though.

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  34. on February 28, 2017 at 7:25 am Haven M.

    I was real disappoint when I read this “The President ordered a well-done steak”

    but then I remember, the guy is germaphobe. Bet he ne’er eats sushi neither.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 9:35 am Sentient

      or pussy…

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 9:43 am Carlos Danger

        Pussy is cleaner than a mouth and has a lot of natural antibodies.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 9:56 am Greg Eliot

        Reminds me of an amusing anecdote… way back in the day, I used to work in a manufacturing facility, and two negroes were jiving in the lunchroom, talking the usual:

        N1: “You eat pussy, man?” (grimaces)

        N2: “The ladies go wild, and I read sumthin’ where they said it was cleaner than a mouf.”

        N1: “Well, then I ain’t kissin’ no nasty mouf, neither.”

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 12:37 pm Carlos Danger

        Melania is likely pristine

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  35. on February 28, 2017 at 9:40 am Sentient

    “Come at me Bro? LOL”

    LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on February 28, 2017 at 9:42 am Sentient

      Home is where the heart is….

      LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on February 28, 2017 at 10:22 am mendo

        Read The Art of the Deal to find out how he got such a good deal on that place.

        One thing he always mentions in that book and you can witness throughout his life: he’s patient. Never makes a deal brashly or rushes it.

        This also extends to his presidency. Gotta remind myself of this fact when there’s too much noise going on that “he needs to do this and should stop doing that”.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 5:01 pm Reb

        Insiders say that Trump has indeed made some mistakes in the past, but he learns from them amd ceases to continue. He ultimately does what works. Trump would make an ideal King. Long live the genetic line of Trump. Let’s crown Trump king.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 9:50 am Haven M.

      that fucking rug is worth more than some people’s homes

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 9:52 am plumpjack

        seriously.

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  36. on February 28, 2017 at 10:00 am Unh

    “The fact that one of the La La Land Oscar holders… either a gay or yid-looking cuck… probably both… interjected “It’ll be my GREAT HONOR to present this Oscar to them myself” gives credence to your speculation.”

    Note how the same LaLaLand cuck thanked his “blue-eyed wife” in his premature acceptance speech. I imagined Tiger Woods thanking all of his blondie friends for his success.

    What’s up with that???

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  37. on February 28, 2017 at 10:09 am oink

    common guys, that’s so blatantly a fluff piece

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  38. on February 28, 2017 at 10:12 am Captain Obvious

    George W. Bush on Trump presidency: ‘I don’t like the racism’ http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3529826/posts

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 10:15 am Captain Obvious

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 10:16 am Captain Obvious

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 10:18 am Captain Obvious

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 10:30 am Captain Obvious

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 10:18 am Corvo

      Please clap.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 10:37 am Captain Obvious

        Peeps at FreeRepublic are beyond livid about this – they’re ready to h@ng him from the nearest lamppost. And they were walk-over-broken-glass die-hard GOP precinct-chairman & state-councilman & national-delegate types for Dubya, back in the day.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 10:38 am Captain Obvious

        Thrusting the knife deep in EGK’s back on the day he gives his first SotU address. This is a Deep State Pedophile Network lynching attempt, from the same guy who swore up & down that he would never criticize a sitting president like Gay Mulatto.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 10:41 am Captain Obvious

        I believe all the rumors now – every rumor I ever heard about Bohemian Grove, Skull & Bones, Comet Ping Pong Pizza – and I’m 100% certain that Laura Bush is a sociopath who intentionally murd3red her boyfriend at that traffic intersection, which is doubtless why she was chosen to m@rry Dubya.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 11:04 am plumpjack

        “I believe all the rumors now…”

        being severely compromised is the only thing that would explain their bizarre and openly-traitorous behavior. the ol’ “it’s just graft and corruption” can’t possibly explain away this level of desperation. no way.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 11:15 am Captain Obvious

        Below here, Barbara “Planned Murd3rhood” Bush, campaigning for thecunt in Paris, France, with Huma Abedin, who is married to known pedophile Anthony Weiner, whose laptop contained a secret folder named “Life Insurance”.

        Only a fool could continue to ignore these patterns.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 12:36 pm Carlos Danger

        CO, those interviews with Robert Steele the CIA operative talk a lot about the pedophilia rings. Very interesting.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 1:59 pm oink

        well, obviously, Cap’n

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 10:54 am Captain Obvious

      Bush daughter headlines Planned Parenthood fundraiser http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3528842/posts

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 10:55 am Captain Obvious

        Franklin Graham: Planned Parenthood fundraiser akin to funding ‘N@zi death camp’ http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3529766/posts

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 11:00 am Captain Obvious

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 11:02 am Captain Obvious

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 11:07 am Captain Obvious

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 2:00 pm oink

        these guys worship mammon and baal

        nothing less, nothing more

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  39. on February 28, 2017 at 11:54 am peterike

    Some (((nitwit))) at Eater went on at unbelievable length to let the world know that Trump having his steak well done means he is A TERRIBLE PERSON. I’m not even gonna link it.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 12:01 pm Haven M.

      it’s bizarre but he’s not like you or me.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 12:03 pm Greg Eliot

      Had (((he))) harped on that ketchup thing, I might have given (((him))) a pass.

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  40. on February 28, 2017 at 12:09 pm Jed Mask

    Awesome post. Nice, “clean” POSITIVE post about our new U.S. President: Donald J. Trump!

    Finally some “GOOD NEWS”! lol. Amen!

    ~ Bro. Jed

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  41. on February 28, 2017 at 12:36 pm Nell

    OT, but I put “heartiste” into the Internet Anagram Server. These are pretty good…

    Heartiste =

    …Is Theatre
    The Satire
    Hater Site
    Sh!t Eater
    Hi-Res Teat
    A Sheer T!t
    A Tee Shirt
    A Street Hi (daygame)
    Teaser Hit (playground game)
    Earthiest
    Heartiest

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 2:08 pm mendo

      “A Sheer T!t”—hahaha!

      But, the satire is theatre

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  42. on February 28, 2017 at 12:51 pm tomjones

    Putin – you’ve posted pics of Indian and Persian “stars” in the past… as to “your” women… so the cat is out of that bag. Unless the insurance company across the street is a modelling agency…. LOLZ.

    This should be repeated for every CH post.
    kekkekkekkekkekkekkekkekkekkekkekkekkekkekkekkekkekkekkek

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  43. on February 28, 2017 at 3:43 pm Lichthof

    Just hope DJT does not go soft on Dreamers.

    Today he already signed some affirmative action bullshit in STEM.
    Stop trying to reach out to Democrats…they want to burn you.

    I work with an anchor baby who got a promotion recently. Her folks sneaked across the border…they came here illegally.
    Why should I obey the law then? Should I squat in someone’s house tonight?
    It’s not breaking and entering, I know my name is not on the property title….I’m just the undocumented owner of your house.

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    • on February 28, 2017 at 3:49 pm mendo

      I’m paying attention to that too, the DACA and all that crap. I know my head would spin if I tried to figure out how many anchor babies we have here. Sometimes you can always tell cause their’s a ghetto accent to their voice.

      But, I do shit many a shitskin due our female CEO ruining our company.

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      • on February 28, 2017 at 4:27 pm Lichthof

        DJT needs to get Ivanka away from him. Despite the abuse she has suffered by shitlibs…she is still a shitlib.

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