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Beta Male Body Language: The Spin-Check-Merge

March 15, 2017 by CH

A mixed group enters a room. As they walk through the door, the lead man spins around on his heels anxiously, ostensibly to check that the rest of his friends aren’t far behind. He clumsily rights himself forward-facing after he’s quickly scanned and accounted for everyone, and then makes half-step stuttering retreats backwards until he’s aligned at the group’s side, rather than at their front.

This subconscious body language is a classic tell that the man displaying it is, in his soul, a subordinate beta male. The “spin-check-relief-merge into middle of pack” dance of discomfort reveals the beta male’s aversion to leading his group, even leading by accident of spontaneous entryway coordination. The beta male is constitutionally uncomfortable with leadership, real or symbolic. He hates the idea of being at the front, clearing the way for his team to follow behind him, taking responsibility for their destination. He hates it so much that a tiny, temporary, positional cue that would cast him as the de facto leader fills him with unease, and he looks for ways to fall back into pack obscurity.

No man respects this maneuver, and no woman is aroused by it. They can’t verbalize their disgust, but they’ll feel it in their bone zones. So the alpha male Game lesson for today is this: don’t spin-check when your group falls behind you. Embrace the leadership role, however fleeting, and use it to demonstrate to any lovely minxes who might be watching that you’re a ZFG man with a plan, no time to flim flam, and the rest of them can board your jerkboy tram or scram.

Every cutie adores a self-possessed man who doesn’t act like any second his squad might bolt on him. The alpha male never worries about that; instead, his squad worries their alpha male may bolt on them. And that makes all the difference.

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tomjones comments,

A mixed group enters a room. As they walk through the door, the lead man looks behind him, picks the hottest chick, takes her the men’s bathroom, offers her a line of coke, she snorts it and he tears the pussy up.

The alpha male.

Visualization is next to penetration.

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  1. on March 15, 2017 at 12:28 pm tteclod

    What does it mean when you’re “always” the guy who detaches from the group to venture afield? Asking for a friend.

    [CH: you’re the guy girls gossip about. not a bad thing.]

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  2. on March 15, 2017 at 12:32 pm tomjones

    A mixed group enters a room. As they walk through the door, the lead man looks behind him, picks the hottest chick, takes her the men’s bathroom, offers her a line of coke, she snorts it and he tears the pussy up.

    The alpha male.

    [CH: visualization is next to penetration.]

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  3. on March 15, 2017 at 12:36 pm Batman

    I always walk slow, thus when my gf finds herself walking ahead of me even a little, I pull her hair, say no words, and pull her back behind me…especially walking through a doorway. Just felt like commenting on something similiar to CH’s post.

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  4. on March 15, 2017 at 12:37 pm Jason Bourne

    Buzzfeed did an alpha male assessment on theses numales. LOL

    [CH: i should expect it by now, but it’s shocking how effeminate those dudes sound. i hear a lot of vocal fry and uptalk. the low T epidemic is real.]

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    • on March 15, 2017 at 1:16 pm Ryan Haystrum

      I agree, but what I do found interesting in the video is how they talked about genes. The 3 white guys had the “CEO gene”

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    • on March 15, 2017 at 1:35 pm mendo

      Just saw an entire elevator of this numales walking out of the elevator just now. It seems narrow shoulders are the norm for these manginas. It’s as if they’re collapsing within themselves.

      Not working out is one thing, but their frames are starting to resemble women’s.

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    • on March 15, 2017 at 1:43 pm oink

      this is disgusting

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    • on March 16, 2017 at 5:34 am Scanman

      Ned’s wife,

      Call me.

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  5. on March 15, 2017 at 12:50 pm Beta Male Body Language: The Spin-Check-Merge | @the_arv

    […] Beta Male Body Language: The Spin-Check-Merge […]

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  6. on March 15, 2017 at 12:55 pm some guy

    I’ve said it a million times because it bears repeating: Best stationary pose: parade rest.

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    • on March 15, 2017 at 12:57 pm some guy

      Forgot to mention why it’s so good. Obliterates hoverhands. If your hands aren’t out and about, then they can’t hover. Looks very confident, too.

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  7. on March 15, 2017 at 12:56 pm †Yahweh is Salvation†

    Most men are meant to follow. A healthy society gets its betas laid.

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    • on March 15, 2017 at 1:07 pm some guy

      Many millennia ago, mankind lived just like any other primate: a small number of alphas exercised a near-monopoly on pussy while the betas got the crumbs. Then something revolutionary happened. It was the invention of personal weapons. The alphas learned, many of them the hard way, that unless they wanted to killed in their sleep with a spear thrust by an angry incel beta, they’d better share out the pussy.

      Needless to say, the alphas have been trying to put this genie back into the bottle ever since. Weapons are the great equalizer and the dispute over weapons control is essentially a dispute over sexual access and which men are going to be allowed to have it. And across the western world, the dispute has largely been won by the alphas. Swizerland and the U.S. are the last holdouts.

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      • on March 15, 2017 at 1:37 pm Augustus Tilton

        As an extension of that, firearms further democratcied weapons. Where effective swordfighting takes years to learn, using a rifle effectively can be taught in a few weeks or even a few days.

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      • on March 15, 2017 at 2:50 pm some guy

        Indeed. And democratization of weaponry and democratization of pussy are one and the same. A society can’t long have one without the other.

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    • on March 15, 2017 at 2:05 pm Corvo

      ^^^^^^^ “yahweh” is a self-described gay homosexual jew (likely jewess – either way, it sucks dicks) now pretending to be Christian

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  8. on March 15, 2017 at 12:56 pm †Yahweh is Salvation†

    Most men are meant to follow. A healthy society gets its betas laid.

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    • on March 15, 2017 at 1:18 pm oink

      A man should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

      SPECIALIZATION IS FOR INSECTS

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      • on March 15, 2017 at 1:28 pm Per Desteen

        Attribution, yo.

        The collected sayings of Lazarus Long, by Robert Heinlein

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      • on March 15, 2017 at 1:47 pm oink

        italicization, yo

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    • on March 15, 2017 at 8:26 pm Reb

      Duplicate comment gets through…

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  9. on March 15, 2017 at 1:24 pm Ripp

    I can’t stand the “hover-peck-grovel-shit-eating-smile-nod” of beta males when talking to a woman.

    Damn painful to watch.

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  10. on March 15, 2017 at 1:28 pm Augustus Tilton

    In the military, senior officers are last to arrive and first to leave. Should the alpha male lead the posse or take up the rear and survey his people, or switch spots as appropriate? I’ve heard it both ways.

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    • on March 15, 2017 at 1:48 pm oink

      if you have to ask

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      • on March 15, 2017 at 1:51 pm Augustus Tilton

        Let’s hear it then

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      • on March 15, 2017 at 3:59 pm oink

        then you’re not

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    • on March 15, 2017 at 2:23 pm Ironsides

      Not really applicable, IMO. That’s just so the top brass doesn’t have to wait while the other people are getting seats, getting their stuff in order, etc., and at the end doesn’t need to wait for anyone else to clean up at the end of the meeting. It’s purely a matter of making life easier for the kahunas; the status signaling proceeds from that, not the other way around.

      In other words, being the last to enter and the first to leave is pretty meaningless unless it’s a formal meeting of some kind. As CH noted, physically leading the group in an informal situation is a higher-status move, the exact opposite of the formal military setup.

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      • on March 15, 2017 at 3:08 pm Elkanah Haon

        Yeah the fact the most senior officer tends to be last to arrive, first to leave, during meetings doesn’t really mean anything.

        On the other hand consider group PT which (while a PTI may be running the session) will see officers and SNCOs leading the run/loaded march. At least this is how it’s supposed to be in a properly run unit – In dysfunctional units you’ll find some pretty worthless officers/SNCOs who are either unfit or simply lazy so fall in with the junior ranks or simply don’t bother turning up.

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  11. on March 15, 2017 at 1:48 pm tomjones

    Jesse Klaver of the Green Party in the Netherlands looks like Trudeau!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/03/09/jesse-klaver-justin-trudeau_n_15264986.html

    Jesse Klaver rejects the anti-Islam, anti-immigrant policies of right-wing populist Geert Wilders’ Party for Freedom.

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    • on March 15, 2017 at 2:03 pm Sean Fielding

      They used to be Green as in Plants. Now they’re Green as in Islam.

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      • on March 15, 2017 at 2:17 pm Greg Eliot

        Klaver better watch where he’s a-puttin’ his tulips.

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      • on March 15, 2017 at 2:23 pm JR

        Apologies for the me-tooism, but that is a really great line — high power memetic voltage, a KO punch. I will copy it shamelessly.

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  12. on March 15, 2017 at 2:53 pm Elkanah Haon

    This is one of those posts that just leaves me smiling ruefully as I immediately recognise myself in the description of beta behaviour – as well as easily remembering clear examples my higher notch count friends absolutely not acting in this way.

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  13. on March 15, 2017 at 3:11 pm Days of Broken Arrows

    Had a buddy in high school who would always “lead” when our group walked anywhere. He had Alpha qualities, but was also class clown and not really dedicated to his studies, so we didn’t exactly think of him as a leader, much less a future leader.

    Anyway, when we were on graduation vacation at the beach, the old man who was renting our place to us all said something to him like “I like you. You’re a natural leader. I can tell because you always walk ahead of the pack.”

    We all sort of chuckled at this, but the old guy was right: Our class clown buddy is now president of one of the region’s biggest banks.

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    • on March 15, 2017 at 3:31 pm quorasdesignatedasshole

      “He had Alpha qualities, but was also class clown and not really dedicated to his studies, so we didn’t exactly think of him as a leader, much less a future leader.”

      What were you a member of the geek squad?

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    • on March 15, 2017 at 6:37 pm Random Guy

      Something similar happened with Bill Gates didn’t it. Wasn’t as dedicated to his studies as he could have been, one of his friends did better on every test than him.

      But he know owns his own business and his friend works for him.

      Who knows; maybe poorer students make good leaders because they have to figure out other ways to succeed.

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      • on March 15, 2017 at 7:07 pm oink

        Having mama rub elbows with IBM honchos helps

        Keep repeating them fairy tales; tho

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  14. on March 15, 2017 at 4:11 pm Beta Male Body Language: The Spin-Check-Merge | Reaction Times

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  15. on March 15, 2017 at 4:31 pm Michael

    I’ve done this to give people the sign to hurry the fuck up. I look behind me to check where they are at but keeping walking ahead. I tend to walk fast because I have places to be and people to see.

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  16. on March 15, 2017 at 7:21 pm Reb

    Note to death squads. Put this one on your lists.

    http://dailycaller.com/2017/03/15/rapper-bow-wow-threatens-to-pimp-out-first-lady-melania-trump/?utm_campaign=thedcmainpage&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social

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    • on March 15, 2017 at 7:25 pm Greg Eliot

      And then they wonder why nobody likes n1ggers.

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    • on March 15, 2017 at 7:39 pm some guy

      It’s long overdue.

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      • on March 16, 2017 at 2:04 pm gig

        lol

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  17. on March 15, 2017 at 8:05 pm Anonymous

    And don’t call your group a “squad”.

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  18. on March 15, 2017 at 8:22 pm Moses

    OT: Holland is well and truly f**k*d.

    Voting down Wilders in favor of more pozz, more Turks screaming “Allahu akhbar!” in downtown Amsterdam, more freeloading, more infringement and slow death of Dutch culture and values…

    It all means that the Dutch have chosen willingly to consign themselves to the ash heap of history. Krauts and Swedes too.

    Really incredible. Never in history has one people willingly ceded territory and power to another people. It’s almost as if they lack will to exist.

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  19. on March 15, 2017 at 9:35 pm radagast

    Shitlord of the fucking year right here! This is fucking huge news!

    http://gizmodo.com/popular-youtuber-jontron-has-some-batshit-crazy-thought-1793231221

    This kid JonTron is in the absolute *trenches* of shitlib society. A fat, video game-playing, neckbearded Youtube celebrity with *millions* of young millennial followers just went full fucking zfg redpill!

    Give this man the fucking trophy. He just sacrificed more than any similarly situated young person in America for the sake of realtalk. Will probably lose every business opportunity he’s ever even considered. Meanwhile an army of young shitlibs are losing their minds at how such a “funny and cool guy” could have such “batshit crazy” thoughts lolzz.

    The beginning of the fucking end for PC culture right here, right now.

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    • on March 16, 2017 at 5:50 am Scanman

      When people like Steven Colbert, Samantha Bee and Rachel Maddow are your intellectual vanguard, you’re truly over.

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