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Asians And The Anus

March 29, 2017 by CH

This is a grosspost. If you don’t want to read it, feel free to sashay over to gay bodybuilding forum MPC, where they’re just as gross but pretend to be offended by it.

Every Asian girl with whom I’ve lain (small sample set, tbh) has stuck a finger up my ass during a blowjob, or tried to. Talk about HELLO KITTY. One waifu rooted around down there like a tunnel rat in the ‘Nam jungle.

Wassupwitdat? Anyone else notice that Asian girls have an odd fascination with the male anus (manus) as a portal to mutual pleasure? Or so they envision it. Personally, I was not a fan. One Chinese-American girl looked genuinely crestfallen (as best one can discern emotion on an Asian’s face) when I recoiled and retracted from her probings with Kegelian thrusters set to escape velocity.

I wonder too if this is a fetish peculiar to Asian chicks as an group…or only to Asian chicks making sweet rove to the White Man. What’s the Asian equivalent of a mudshark? Chaddragon? Paleface pirate? Crackerjacker? Ivory poacher? Milk mugger? Frosted Flip? Bang wan wang? Bleached Lee? Fat Man and Little Koi? Ghost in the vajeen? Occiwench? Wog-eater? Epicanthicc? Ah, I see that the slang for it is Potato Queen. Meh.

Anyhow, maybe Asian girls always feel like they’re batting out of their league with White men, and presumably are compelled by the perceived SMV imbalance to extracarnally impress White men with that attention to physiologic detail only an Asian can grind out when the hind’s out.

Or Asian girls are magnetically drawn in by the anus region with a force matched only by gay homosexuals. Any Asians out there in the CH reading audience, man or woman, who can add their nuance to this…fissuring topic?

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  1. on March 29, 2017 at 11:36 am theredpillquarterback

    I’m tired of hearing about this supposed fetish Asian girls have for white guys. It happens, but only the ‘degerenate’ Asian girls take part. Similar to white girls and black guys.

    [CH: that has not been my experience nor observation. but if you’re azn man i totally grok your distaste for it.]

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 11:53 am A Rat

      It is obvious that they will flock to better stock. It is the brutal truth of the uncontrolled SMP.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 12:37 pm Passer by

      Stats say asian women race mix even more than white women, and do that mostly with white men.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 1:29 pm vfm#7634

      It depends on the nationality. A lot of Asian women don’t all that much — if I had to guess, Mainland Chinese are least likely to. Possibly because their English is cruddy. It’s not a function of their being Chinese, either, since Chinese from Southeast Asia (Singapore, Malaysia) appear to be all about white guys if they’re in the USA. Possible snobbery or practicality factor involved, since they often speak English as their first language, and many of the younger ones have never even bothered to learn Chinese.

      Americanized Asian and half-Asian girls do it all the time, of course. They also seem to mudshark more often than white girls.

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 2:34 pm Mario

        My 2 cents..Language does not matter. I had 4 hour date and then bang with nice Latina whose English vocabulary was limited to perhaps 5-6 incomplete sentences.

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 6:03 pm Johnny Redux

        Mario, how do you know what they are saying anyhow with their mouth full, anyhow? It all sounds Greek at that point.

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 7:03 pm wolfie65

        If 2 people are into each other, there are no language barriers.
        As for (East) Asian girls, most of them are mega-ultra-traditional (in Asia) and also very well ‘protected’.
        In the US, most of them are still very traditional, sometimes I see obvious gold diggers with some middle-aged, potbellied, Hawaiian-shirted White losah, sometimes tragically hip blond&pink-haired, multiply pierced Asian girls who are trying so hard to be ghetto they scare even the Black girls.

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      • on March 31, 2017 at 1:16 pm vfm#7634

        Yeah, upon further reflection, it’s most likely not the language.

        It’s style.

        Mainland Chinese women are unappealing for the same reason hippie/leftoid girls are: their overall sense of style sucks. Clothing sucks, they don’t have much of a sense of femininity, and they’re just dumpy. Also, Mainland Chinese tend to not bother about crucial little things like bad breath.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 2:37 pm Wynn Lloyd

      In half Chinese (mother) and half white.

      It is true they flock to whites.

      The proof is in how angry Asian guys get. They spend around 10% of their total lives fretting or pissed off about it.

      What did you think, that your parents could come to another man’s country and you somehow be king?
      Asians need to know that they are not entitled to be the top dawgs here.

      Same with the “Whites Wont cast Asian males in films” foolishness. You want Asian males in the lead go to Asia. Secondly, it isn’t whites casting Asian men so rarely, it’s (((whites))).

      Forgive me but I just get so damn tired of the whining. Be happy you’re in a western country.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 3:04 pm Holden Caulfield

      I’m fairly certain there is solid data from the POF data set showing that asian women respond quite favorably to messages from white men. If all the fine Scotch I’ve been consuming hasn’t ruined my memory, there may even be a CH archive post covering that topic.

      [CH: there is, and yes asian women were the only female group to respond more favorably to other-race men than to their own.]

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 4:14 pm everybodyhatesscott

        Hopefully doesn’t get filtered

        https://theblog.okcupid.com/how-your-race-affects-the-messages-you-get-39c68771b99e

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 8:11 pm vfm#7634

        “[CH: there is, and yes asian women were the only female group to respond more favorably to other-race men than to their own.]”

        This is I suspect a huge part of the East Asian tendency to wall themselves off from the world. One rule for immigration that I’ve noticed is that a country tends to permit it if the men are able to fuck the immigrants, but not if the immigrants steal the country’s women.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 4:16 pm cynthia

      Clearly you’ve never been to Asia

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  2. on March 29, 2017 at 11:37 am Dick X

    Does this mean Asian girls are down for anal?
    Probably not, they’re much more interested in school and pay no attention to personal hygiene. Latinas are much more likely to ablidge, and keep their asses squeaky clean for you.

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  3. on March 29, 2017 at 11:38 am Jolly Jaded Jurist

    Relax, Brah. At least they didn’t use chopsticks.

    [CH: lol]

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  4. on March 29, 2017 at 11:44 am mendo

    During a few AMP visits, I’ve noticed that some will try to circle around that area when finishing. I would always tell them no, and even at that, some would still venture back yonder.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 12:07 pm Captain Obvious

      When I was in Grad School, I had a Chinese-American roommate – nicest guy you’ll ever meet, deeply conservative religious Roman Papist – but one time, we were all sitting around talking, and somehow the topic of ana1 worked its way into the conversation, and I remember how he got weirdly excited, and started talking about how the @nus has the second highest concentration of nerve endings in the entire body, second only to the pen!s or the c!it.

      Weird little data point. It was the only off-color remark I can ever remember him making.

      Also, within the last year or two, somebody chez Le Chateau was saying that the g00ks in China had to TEACH the boys that you’re supposed to put it in the Vag [not the @nus] if you want to have ch!ldren.

      Just two little data points.

      But the g00ks might be hiding a darker secret here.

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 12:10 pm Captain Obvious

        I was going to speculate that maybe the g00ks have been using ana1 as a form of b!rth control for several millenia, and that maybe it’s start to get engrained in their DNA.

        But then I remembered an old John Cuckbyshire essay, about how every village in China would have a stone structure with a hole in it, covering a deep pit, or a well, and how you didn’t want to know what the g00ks were discarding into the hole…

        [CH: JUST LIKE YOU AND ME]

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 2:43 pm Wynn Lloyd

      Even the technologically sophisticated parts of China suck ballz.

      Case in point; I have visited my mother’s family in Taiwan. Those people are cold to the point of lifelessness. Like zombies.

      I am blessed to be from Alabama, where people are generally friendly, but in Taiwan people are cold by ANY standard. I bet Russians are less cold.

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 6:06 pm Pwn

        Russians aren’t cold if you’re not a weak cuck. I’m not Russian, but I’ve always had good experiences when dealing with Russians(outside of Russia only though). It’s probably the nationality that most often invited me to their parties when I ran into them when traveling around Europe. Nice girls so I always said yes… Since they love toasts so much, you have an entry too because you can ask them to translate what they said.

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      • on March 30, 2017 at 8:45 am shawn gallagher

        You have to live here for a while, learn the language, have a Chinese name, adjust to the local food, etc… Last Saturday, third date, first bang, anal with a 21 year old. I’m 59. And why did my name change from Gao Xia En to English?

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      • on March 31, 2017 at 4:04 am itsthepatriarchy

        re: Russians. Russians aren;t cold. They;’re warm, intelligent and friendly. The only difference is you can’t fuck with them through teasing, irony, humiliation, taking the piss etc etc the way you can westerners. Its not that they don’t have a sense of humor… they do. But if you think you can cut real close to the bone and make a joke at their expense… you will likely get your head kicked in. Its why they aren’t cucks… and why you have to maintain some respect… unlike the western mangina, the Russians haven’t been feminized.

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      • on March 31, 2017 at 5:34 am skorzecin150

        Asians are clones, soulless clones, at least compared to the true diversity of the white race.

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  5. on March 29, 2017 at 11:50 am Asians And The Anus | @the_arv

    […] Asians And The Anus […]

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 11:57 am Captain Obvious

      “as best one can discern emotion on an Asian’s face”

      LOL’ed.

      Literally.

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 12:00 pm Captain Obvious

        “Ah, I see that the slang for it is Potato Queen.”

        I guess the g00ks have never seen a sweet potato.

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 5:30 pm Jolly Jaded Jurist

        Potato Queen. I wonder if it’s like calling a black an “oreo”, except potatoes are yellow (light brown?) on the outside and white on the inside.

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  6. on March 29, 2017 at 11:50 am Lichthof

    Only been with 2 Asian girls (Japs) both in the medical professions and both has penis envy and said they peg dudes. Kinky as all hell in other things.
    Not surprised as Jap porn seems to be all S&M/torture stuff. There’s a whole mainstream fetish about groping/getting groped on trains.
    Since my red pill – it’s only attractive white ladies I bother with now.

    Japs/Germans put their sexual energies into work, discipline and order.
    Anytime they do venture into the sexual word or war, it usually comes out in extremes.
    Even cases of gay sexual cannibalism in Germany a couple of years back. Also heard about scat fetish.

    Hispanics/Catholics/mediterranean types are more warm blooded sexually open people and do not seem to have uptight fetishes or sexual hang ups.

    I admire the Japs though in a lot of other things. Jiro: Dreams Of Sushi is a good documentary on their work ethic and pursuit of perfection.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 1:29 pm nads

      Scat fetish? – let poor Chuck Berry rest in peace.

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  7. on March 29, 2017 at 11:50 am l8apex

    Asian girls are down with anal in my experience, but I have yet to have one look at me as the catcher…

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  8. on March 29, 2017 at 11:51 am A Rat

    ” Chaddragon? Paleface pirate? Crackerjacker? Ivory poacher? Milk mugger? Frosted Flip? Bang wan wang? Bleached Lee? Fat Man and Little Koi? Ghost in the vajeen? Occiwench? Wog-eater? Epicanthicc? ”

    Some of the funniest and the cleverest puns I’ve ever read just thrown in casually. Round-eye wrangler?

    Riddle: What do you call an oriental Lewinsky? (has to do with one of the above)

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 1:11 pm Haven M.

      yeah, that was great. reminds me a sketch where a square Joe Friday type lists off all the different slangs for herion, smack, the white pony, chasing the dragon, skag, mud, snow, dope, H, tar, Chiba etc etc

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 1:30 pm vfm#7634

      I wouldn’t be surprised of some of these neologisms CH made up actually start getting used. They’re hilarious.

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  9. on March 29, 2017 at 11:55 am Lichthof

    And yes despite the anti-white male propaganda these days, I can confirm through personal experience that a reasonably tall, in shape, white guy with a decent job is a prize for any non-white girl.
    Our reluctance to show them interest is the main cause for them to join in the anti-white male bashing. We do reign supreme.

    ‘Are you a white supremacist?’
    ‘Of course…we do reign supreme. You need affirmative action to even try and compete with us’

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 4:16 pm MKKBY

      In my experience asians feel inferior to whites. I even witnessed an asian co-worker call himself “white” in a heated argument, to try and assert dominance over another asian. (He wasn’t white — one of the brownest asians ever.)

      I don’t date asian women because I don’t understand the attraction to them. They all look like bland 5s to me. At least they’re not fat, but I can do better and never get drunk enough to settle.

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 5:41 pm Jolly Jaded Jurist

        I can count on one hand how many Asian women (well, a couple were teens) I’ve found attractive. In each case, she had strongly European facial features. No, that’s not true: one was Vietnamese and looked fully g00k, but she had a shockingly curvy (yet still asian-thin) body and looked amazing in a pair of jeans. Definitely an outlier.

        I try to understand yellow fever, to put myself in other men’s shoes, but I just can’t go there.

        The best way I’ve heard the Chinese described, by a White from Vancouver, is (warning, very unflattering) “it looks like their faces have been hit with a frying pan and melted.”

        I’ve not been able to unsee it since.

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  10. on March 29, 2017 at 12:04 pm Sigma K

    I have had 2 Asians.

    One Thai: No butt play…
    One Taiwanese: She went for it and did not try again once I stopped her.

    Guess that means I need to expand my statistical pool.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 12:36 pm IMGrody

      One Korean. One Taiwanese. One SEA mix. Only the taiwanese suggested it. Dont really know what to infer about these statistics.

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  11. on March 29, 2017 at 12:07 pm KermitTheeFrog777

    “Ghost in the vajeen”

    Dying.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 12:11 pm mendo

      Fat Man and Little Koi is priceless. Works on many levels.

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  12. on March 29, 2017 at 12:12 pm Elooie

    I’ve dated several Asians. A few tried this trick but really they just want commands.
    One of them told me there are 2 types of Asian girls “Ones that only date white guys, and ones that wish they could date white guys”.. I’ve made this joke to every Asian girl I know and they all laugh it off but don’t deny it.

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  13. on March 29, 2017 at 12:13 pm Wilson

    Don’t Asians wash instead of wipe?

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  14. on March 29, 2017 at 12:16 pm Augustus Tilton

    I’m pretty sure asians are a marooned alien race, and aliens are all about dat probing

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 1:29 pm bolg

      there is a documentary too

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 2:34 pm mendo

        The title of this post reads like the title of a South Park episode.

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  15. on March 29, 2017 at 12:19 pm Divine Son of Kek

    Come on, CH.

    Live a little.

    [CH: more like, “give” a little, ifn ya know what i mean.]

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 1:16 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 7:03 pm Ben Shona

        We had a library at Auschwitz. This was the only book! Damn you Mengele.

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  16. on March 29, 2017 at 12:21 pm LipMyStockings

    Sample size = 3. One Jap, one Philipo, Singaporish. Fingers up the pooper = 0.

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  17. on March 29, 2017 at 12:36 pm Anonymous

    M

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  18. on March 29, 2017 at 12:38 pm Peter

    This must be an Asian-American thing. Lived in Asia for 10 years, had LOTS of BJ from yellow women. This never happened.

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    • on March 30, 2017 at 8:51 am shawn gallagher

      Been here for twenty. No fingers, but a tongue once. Not pleasurable.

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  19. on March 29, 2017 at 12:40 pm Lazy Hero

    Similar experience with Asian women, plus they enjoyed stroking me. I’ve had sex with more Latinas and they like it forceful, I’ve had them put my hand around their throat.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 1:25 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

      Never had an Asian girl try any anal manoeuvres on me, that’s always been whites funny enough. Filipino girls are probably the dumbest I’ve ever encountered – any jokes you make with them have to be kindergarten level tops or they won’t get them. Latinas definitely like it rough – Brazilian girl liked being smacked hard on the face, and choked. Mexican girl (she’s going back) loved anal. Go figure.

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  20. on March 29, 2017 at 1:09 pm greginaurora

    Weren’t the two-girls-one-cup orientals?

    I’m jus sayin

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 1:22 pm mendo

      Also, dude, orientals is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

      Walter Sobchak rape!

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  21. on March 29, 2017 at 1:20 pm itsme

    those asian women were chinese and north korean intelligence agents, feeling around for the hidden usb thumb drive filled with american national security secrets that all cia operatives store in their anuses.

    next time don’t answer ‘i’m a spy’ when a girl asks you what you do, h3@rtsie

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 2:20 pm -A

      Soooo….wanna have some pillow talk about those lauuuunch cooooodes?

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 2:48 pm Wynn Lloyd

        Oh damn. I spit out my drink!

        I can picture that guy in the blonde wig saying that!

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 5:45 pm Jolly Jaded Jurist

      LOL, credit where credit’s due.

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    • on March 30, 2017 at 8:29 am gunslingergregi

      hahahahhahahahaha

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  22. on March 29, 2017 at 1:25 pm nads

    I saw Anus and the Asians in ’99. They opened for Everclear at the Palladium.

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  23. on March 29, 2017 at 1:31 pm welcomerainwelcomerain

    Look up “kancho” for further delights in this space.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 3:14 pm 88

      wtf. that’s bizarre

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 3:16 pm Hackett To Bits

      That could start an international incident, if those drunk-on-sake Japanese aren’t careful…

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 6:35 pm Johnny Redux

      Sexual assault in any other sane nation. But the Japs are really weird. Could you image the outrage if the rapefugees (among the other degenerate shit they are doing) were running up and doing this to German women in broad daylight?

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 7:11 pm wolfie65

        They are.
        Even to grandmothers.

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 9:05 pm Lord of the Gulf Stream

        Don’t worry, the rapugees usually rape them after they rip the panties off.

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  24. on March 29, 2017 at 1:33 pm vfm#7634

    Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s because a lot of Asian men have poofter tendencies just like groids and beaners.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2220120/White-people-likely-gay-Huge-study-reveals-highest-proportion-homosexual-people-African-American-community.html

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 6:24 pm Johnny Redux

      Not sure if black men are gay, or just so primitive and stupid that they will literally stick their diseased meat into any hole…man, woman, animal, child. The bunghole is not a barricade to them. Just something else to be violated. That is why SOOOO many of them have absolutely no problem gang raping other men in prison (and then playing it off in their 80-IQ brains that, “Yo, buts I aints a faggot and sheet”). Then there’s all those negroes on the “down low”. What normal man in prison would to prefer to pack another dude’s fudge over just using his hand and being celibate? How sick is the idea that “any sex is better than no sex”? Of course, that is why you also see so many fucking disgusting fat women, of all races, towing around little 1/2-breed nigglets. No sane White man would send forth his wanger and his nostrils into those dark and haunting places.

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  25. on March 29, 2017 at 2:21 pm Matthew Walker

    “Yellow cab” is the term I’ve heard, or “Yellow taxi”.

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  26. on March 29, 2017 at 2:25 pm scald85

    Enjoying oral sex from women without butt play is pretty much textbook closet case behavior. You’re already the passive partner, so why not enjoy the full experience of that role? Asians aren’t burdened with the awkward post-Puritan mindset of the West, so they have fewer hangups about kinkiness. They also understand that bedroom behavior isn’t meant to be discussed in public…

    Ironically enough, the pleasure from receptive sex comes from being forced to learn how to relax. It’s all mental. Cultures that understand meditation just seem to “get it”. They can even get off from scalp massage. Incompatible sexuality just might by nature’s way of keeping different cultures different.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 2:34 pm Enfant Terrible

      You must be a Jew.

      Not everybody needs to be kinky to enjoy sexual activity, or to get their dick up. Some guys want a blowjob with no probing of their anuses cause they just find that a turn off.

      Here goyim, take some sexual advice from us, the chosen people, you will enjoy sex more if you engage in activities that involve fiddling with the hole from where the shit comes out.

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 3:00 pm Carlos Danger

        Its how Satan mocks God

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 2:41 pm ayatollah1988

      Getting blown does not make you the passive partner. You’re still penetrating her. She is RECEIVING a dick in her mouth. I’d rather put my finger in her ass while she’s blowing me than have her finger mine.

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 3:08 pm Holden Caulfield

        This.

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 3:10 pm Anonymous

        “Getting blown does not make you the passive partner. You’re still penetrating her. She is RECEIVING a dick in her mouth.”

        correct

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 3:13 pm 88

        “Getting blown does not make you the passive partner. You’re still penetrating her. She is RECEIVING a dick in her mouth”

        correct

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      • on March 30, 2017 at 10:45 am itsme

        i haven’t yet met a girl who doesn’t like to get skull fucked. instead of her being in control, you are – grab the back of her head and fuck her face, or move her head back and forth while you stay still, like chalking up a pool cue.

        some girls like this really rough – i imagine it’s the submission and objectification that turns them on.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 8:06 pm Oleaginous Outrager

      Sure, just don’t r-e-l-a-x so much that you lose your grip on the rope and get “Carradined”.

      Also, for some one professing to understand “other cultures”, your apparent belief that there is some sort of monolithic overarching “Asian” culture is hilarious. Or do even all their societies look the same to you?

      By the way something, how does the “awkward post-Puritan mindset of the West” compare to, say, the current rabidly puritanical sexual mores of most Muslim nations (many of which are in Asia)?

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  27. on March 29, 2017 at 4:50 pm hank

    By “Asian” do you mean third world migrant trash living in the West? I lived in Japan for many years without a hint of such behavior.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 7:16 pm wolfie65

      The meaning of ‘Asian’:
      In the US – Japanese, Chinese, Korean
      In Britain – Pakistani, Indian, maybe Afghan
      In Germany – Anyone from east of the Straits of Marmara, south of the Caucasus and east of the Ural mountains, except maybe Israel and Turkey.

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    • on April 8, 2017 at 8:06 pm Slam

      In other words, “Asian” means whatever inclusion of your choosing.

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  28. on March 29, 2017 at 5:12 pm Rick Derris

    >>>What’s the Asian equivalent of a mudshark?

    Every Asian chick I’ve EVER met has wanted a white guy. I’d say that “normal” is the Asian equivalent.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 6:14 pm Johnny Redux

      I have rarely met a single Indian woman who does not have that “Pour Some Curry on Me” (nod to Def Leppard) look in her eyes, when she is up close with White men. Went out with one a couple times many moons ago….a cute, petite upper-caste girl with a doctor daddy…but any physical activity (e.g., dancing) made her back extremely sweaty and gross. Plus, she was on the hairy side. Eck! No dippin’ my paddle in the Ganges in this lifetime.

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 7:19 pm wolfie65

        Then you definitely wouldn’t like Arab girls.
        Weekly hair removal treatments are pretty much required.

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      • on March 29, 2017 at 7:44 pm Jolly Jaded Jurist

        Not two hours ago I was stroking my Norwegian-Dutch wife’s legs and telling her how much I loved how hairless she is. She laughed and said that she was embarrassed that her legs were overdue for a shave. I looked over and saw no hairs at all, except for those that caught the sunlight and glowed a whitish-blonde color.

        I then reminded her that there are many, many women out there who shave their legs often yet cannot rid themselves of insta-5-o’clock shadow.

        Parson me, gents. My wife has just shaved and for some reason needs me in the bedroom.

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  29. on March 29, 2017 at 5:34 pm mmaier2112

    You guys are scaring me.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 6:08 pm Johnny Redux

      lololzzzzzz!!

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  30. on March 29, 2017 at 6:07 pm Johnny Redux

    You would think with the high proportion (overwhelming, in fact) of Asian women represented in nail salons as owners and workers, that sticking their phalanges up someone’s poop shoot would be the last thing that they would want to do.

    That said, CH, this post was hilarious. I am glad that I had no food or drink in my mouth while reading it, or else it would have made a right mess of my laptop.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 6:40 pm cortesar

      I would subscribe that mostly to their desire to please and eventually capture
      Someone must told them or they just assume that white men like that
      Nothing but another trick in their highly developed hunting strategy

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  31. on March 29, 2017 at 7:45 pm Alexander Hutchison

    About 10 years ago, I had a Public Health class. The professor said that it started in some Thai whorehouse, when the hookers tried to get the client to ejaculate more quickly, they would stick their fingers up his butt to stimulate his prostate. That way, they could get on to the next client.

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    • on March 29, 2017 at 9:09 pm Lord of the Gulf Stream

      That sounds about right.

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  32. on March 30, 2017 at 3:58 am Amasius

    Asian girls will also lick your nipples while they work your shaft and play with your ass. They’re sweethearts.

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    • on March 30, 2017 at 6:18 am elmertjones

      Tell it Bro.

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  33. on March 30, 2017 at 7:34 am Trumpette

    It’s only the Chinese. Doesn’t seem to happen among the other Asians.

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  34. on March 30, 2017 at 8:24 am Anonymous White Male

    I was going to go in a pheromonal direction on this, but apparently the role of pheromones in the human realm remains controversial and incomplete. There is also no definitive data on testosterone levels in the races. I’ve looked at several different studies and none can find conclusive evidence of the race realist position that androgen levels go from high to low with black-White-Hispanic-East Asian. I found one study that showed East Asians had the highest T-Levelsin the blood!

    As far as Asian women/White men preferences: I would like to see more data. Anecdotally, there could be some truth to it, but I would like to see the numbers. I know that Asian women may have been convinced that Whites are better providers. So, it may just be a gold digger strategy rather than a desire to get White sperm. I would also like to see the numbers from Korea. Korean women seem to be the most passive/feminine in the East, but they are also extremely traditional.

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    • on March 30, 2017 at 11:17 am vfm#7634

      The pheromone / T theory makes sense, and I have a hypothesis: it’s because in the same way Northern Europeans, living in a fairly protein-poor area, evolved to be able to sustain ourselves on milk products via lactase persistence, East Asians became dependent on soy to provide extra protein. And soy lowers testosterone. As they became soy-dependent, the men became more passive, conformist, and “feminine”. East Asian women likewise were selected to those most receptive to low-T men — hard selection for provider betas, IOW, as the women who just couldn’t feel it for their soy-dependent menfolk failed to pass on their genes. However, that doesn’t mean that they’re naturally attracted to men with such low T levels. Women are women, after all.

      So it appears to have been more or less an accident of history: Europeans with milk dependence, and East Asians with soy dependence. And milk doesn’t lower T, while soy does.

      The only downside with this theory is that Eastern Europeans and Central Asians, who never had a soy dependence, also appear to have lower blood T levels — Russian and other Slavic women, for example, show a similar huge imbalance vis-a-vis Western European men — perhaps something else in the steppes of Eurasia also drained T in the same way soy does. The unbelievably harsh winters, perhaps, and large distances required to hunt to obtain enough food, which again selected for provider betas over strutting alphas.

      “I would also like to see the numbers from Korea. Korean women seem to be the most passive/feminine in the East, but they are also extremely traditional.”

      Actually, I think Korean man/Japanese woman couples are more common than Korean woman/Japanese man.

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    • on March 30, 2017 at 2:57 pm vfm#7634

      Also, it’s the number of T receptors that is the crucial factor, not overall T levels, which appears to have little relation to masculinity.

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      • on March 30, 2017 at 5:55 pm Anonymous White Male

        “Actually, I think Korean man/Japanese woman couples are more common than Korean woman/Japanese man”.

        So, you would agree that Korean women are more traditional and conform to nationalistic sentiment more so than Japanese women?

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  35. on March 30, 2017 at 8:35 am gunslingergregi

    just the one in the other country told her no
    but chicks round here like licking that asshole i guess from what they say
    then the pegging i think the ex ex fucked the last boyfriend in the ass
    rofl what the fuck
    told him if he loved her he would do anything and guess he did rofl rofl

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    • on March 30, 2017 at 8:37 am gunslingergregi

      i think that pegging just a “shit test” you have to pass though cause the sick bitch got last two boyfriends and back at my house where that shit ain’t happening doesn’t get asked

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    • on March 30, 2017 at 8:40 am gunslingergregi

      ex ex is a fucking character wildwild bitch
      saw a dude get sucked off by a cow in nd
      wtf

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    • on March 30, 2017 at 8:41 am gunslingergregi

      sidenote dudes she pegged not white one black one she was trying to be like me asian

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    • on March 30, 2017 at 8:42 am gunslingergregi

      i guess its like if you aint the dude the bitch will try to be or some shit

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  36. on March 30, 2017 at 9:18 am kimber

    OMG–Ivory Poacher. I am crying. Too funny.

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  37. on March 30, 2017 at 9:43 am jackmcg

    This is your second post on this topic. CH remains the only place I’ve heard of this phenomena.

    I think you just have bad luck.

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  38. on March 30, 2017 at 11:37 am HungarianPatriot

    A lot of girls like playing with the anus if you let em. Personally I wouldn’t allow even a finger up there but as far as licking my ass goes, it’s hands down my favorite. Feels fucking better than anything no joke, better than the best blowjob. My current girl has an affinity for it so I just lie there and let her go to town licking my ass and my gooch for hours. It’s fucking heaven.

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  39. on April 2, 2017 at 5:16 pm Nightowl2548

    Asian prostitutes are taught by more experienced co-workers to lick the anus as part of the experience. Don’t know how widespread this technique is amongst non pros.

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    • on April 11, 2017 at 7:32 am AlmostAnonymous

      I guess it’s a way to stop the punters from trying to kiss them

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  40. on April 4, 2017 at 7:33 am Eurasian Writer

    Congratulations alt-rightists, you’ve been featured on /r/hapas – a website way bigger than yours and read by a lot more influential people.

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  41. on April 4, 2017 at 12:33 pm The White Feminazi

    Good. More whitewashed shit spouted out by the inferior white devil! We white feminists consider you white supremacist fathers as pathetic wimps, failures at life, socially awkward faggots, and losers.

    This is why the uneducated White male will be considered to be apart of a declining minority in just a few more decades…especially in the United States!

    Have fun getting anal pleasure from asian transvestites, white men with yellow fever. Enjoy removing your racist selves from the gene pool by creating asian babies. We white women gladly couple with black men instead to make you feel like inferior weaklings! Racist WMAW couples deserve to be jumped and murdered for creating monsters like Elliot Rodgers and will continue to be attacked until there are none left!

    [CH: i know this is a troll parody, but i have to point out that the mystery majongs of WM-AW couples will on average do better in life than the mystery meatballs of BM-WW couples.]

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    • on April 11, 2017 at 7:33 am AlmostAnonymous

      Don’t you mean (((WM)))-AW couples? No wonder the kid was so screwed up.

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