This was a Redditor’s dream for womanhood. So now we know: nerds want hot women to read predigested left wing university-approved sjw crap so they’ll turn into flat-chested tubular hapas that the nerds think they have a shot with, and ugly feminists want hot women to read so they’ll become less feminine and stop taunting the feminists with their outrageous femininity. Interestingly, both nerds and feminists are laboring under the misogynistic premise that hot chicks don’t read.
And that book she’s reading? “BANG WELLESLEY”
***
Hugh Jenniks quips,
looks like Ivanka picking up the Talmud and turning into Jared.
Why is the hot woman so brown? Couldn’t they make her normal looking, instead of diverse?
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The slope of the BMI over time is going the wrong way.
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I think the aim was to give hot girl a tan, as in, she’s been outside, hanging by the pool, showing off her string bikini.
Now that she’s “reading”, she stays indoors, never sees the sun and turns ghost pale.
(Or since they made her look all stripper like, she’s probably got a spray on tan to collect more dollar-dollar bills)
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Not really all that much O/T, but Vitamin D deficiency can really screw you up – for instance, it correlates pretty strongly with depression [as does living in a poorly lit house, as do the long dark nights of Winter].
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Vitamin D is also necessary for healthy testosterone levels.
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That’s why I make sure to give my wife a serious dosage of the D, day after day.
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Aaron Hernandez: “Guard, I’d like some more bedsheets please.”
Prison Guard; “Yeah, okay Aaron. How much do you want?”
Aaron Hernandez; “A lifetime supply.”
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My thought exactly. “Sexy” is a brown lady. As she gets more inwardly converged and outwardly frumpy she gets visibly whiter. Another bit of propaganda.
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She looks like a street walker. Apparently I want the girl who picks up books but doesn’t open them.
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@everybodyhatesscott
“Apparently I want the girl who picks up books but doesn’t open them.”
……
That’s a tough one. I don’t like them cleaning up after me too much because
“I remember where I left things so that’s where I look for them when I need them. And I left the book open at that page for a reason. Ffs. No,it’s okay. Just…go make me a sammich.”
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It’s just a sweet tan
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The message I drew from this infographic was that as people increase their reading they tend to become white people and then asian
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As if g00ks read literature.
Their poetry consists of seeing who can draw the calligraphy the most spergtastically.
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The newly ripe cherries scatter like coins of elm seeds.
It is also April in Yangzhou.
Last night red orchids in the thatched hut burst into blossom
Worrying about the wind and rain [that might ruin the blossoms], unable to sleep.
– Huang Shen (1687–1768)
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That’s like “Ode on a Grecian Urn” for a g00k. Unable to sleep. Worried about the orchid blossoms.
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They used to. I am reading the Hagakure right now. It is pretty fascinating.
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That’s call a ‘tan’
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The above cartoon could also be interpreted as what every guy (nerd or not) WANTS (left) vs. what every guy (possibly even a few nerds) actually meets (right).
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Why? She, just like all darkies, wants to become white and be able to read a book. Just look at the cartoon: it’s a darky’s evolution.
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Naw just a bimbo tan.
Joke is hotties are dumb sluts so she reads an now looks normal.
The tan an blonde hair is the superficial exageration.
We all know light skin on a girl is like height on a man.
Light skin red bone blacks like ethopians mulattos dominicans look better then dark ones like sudanese.
Persians are hotter then arabs
North indians beat south indian
Ne asian beats se asian
Among se asian viets an mixed pinoys win.
In europe pretty girl with blonde or red hair wins.
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It’s a fake tan. Duh. Do you know nothing about bimbos or strippers?
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Reading cost her all her curves.
Nerds want girls who look like and dress like guys, complete with manbuns.
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Sorry if this is OT:
I know that this will likely fall on deaf ears, but I feel compelled to make this appeal anyway: There has been an increasing amount of acrimony in the comments of late, as various commenters have escalated long-running feuds. These internet squabbles are destined to go nowhere.
It’s a shame. I mean, aside from one or two obvious trolls and random snarky drive-bys, all of us here have open eyes, have the same mindset, and certainly we share the same enemies. We have a common purpose. But to squander energy sniping and insulting each other, incessantly hurling accusations of “sock-puppet” and crypto-joo is as uncouth as it is unproductive. I don’t mean to launch into a plaintive “why can’t we all just get along” lament, but is it so difficult to refrain from the petty and spiteful banter and train our fire on our actual opponents? The very fate of Western Civilization is at stake, and many of us shall suffer greatly if it falls. I know there will always be simmering disagreements in approach, or as to the extent of the influence of YKW, or about how awesome Trump is currently being, but aside from acknowledging those disagreements can we move on? We all know what Ben Franklin said during the Revolution.
I just wish there was more of a sense of brotherhood in this venue, even though the scorched earth back-and-forth can be quite entertaining. We all probably can bring something to the table, and thus deserve more respect than ridicule.
Except for Greg Eliot. Sorry, Greg, but you kind of have to admit, you bring it on yourself!
[CH: i agree, and unfortunately the acrimony of late has had me questioning the “food fight” policy of this blog. there’s a bifurcation in comment quality at CH: a lot of dreck and a lot of outstanding comments. i’m also starting to wonder if derp state operatives are seeding this blog with sockpuppets and various violence-inciting trolls to turn it into a honeypot.]
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Be more subtle why don’t you.
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You sound like the reaching-for-vapors alleged friends of Heritage America that try to shame Trump for tweeting back at those who try to snark him.
Nice try, but just because I don’t suffer fools gladly, and give back twice as good as I get, don’t give me that “bring it on myself” bullshit.
Any objective observer will see that my combative nature arises under two circumstances:
a) someone is an obvious shill who tries to run the same jive by the chateau that’s already been gainsaid dozens and dozens of times… ESPECIALLY when done by obvious sock-puppies (which CH has called out himself on many occasions) who are trying to bolster their weak offense.
b) someone pops out of the woodwork (again, invariably an obvious sock-puppy) to single me out with some personal snark.
Part of winning the war on our hands, before the shooting starts, is to not take the same ol’ Cyberian antiWhite bullshit that our enemies have been controlling the narrative with, until very recently.
And if you’re not willing to admit that at least my barbs and insults are a lot better and wittier than the South Park puerile homoerotic projection snark of our enemies, then you’re just as disingenuous a clown as they.
And on the brotherhood issue, I believe that, again, a truly objective observer will admit that I give out my share of kudos to the honest and reliable men of the chateau at a healthy pace, and cover their six whenever necessary… and which is why three or four of them often come to my defense.
So spare me… indeed, spare the entire chateau… this hand-wringing.
And don’t fret over “wasting energy”… most of us are multifaceted, multitasking, and have plenty of energy to spare.
You fairy.
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I’m with Greg. A guy writes a long spiel and then -with the last sentence- takes back everything he says.
“We should all get along, hold hands, live in harmony, peace, love and grace, blah blah blah but fuck THIS guy, he deserves to be slapped”
Whatever. He just negated everything he said before.
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jonesy, I owe you for that honesty, though we’ve knocked haids before.
An fair appraisal from an enemy is often more telling than compliments from friends.
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“I just wish there was more of a sense of brotherhood in this venue”
He says that, ^look up^, and then he effectively says “Fuck Greg Eliot”.
what a fag.
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I think you guys took the “Greg” line a little too seriously.
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See, I know I should have added the smiley face!
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Easy for you to say.
Now, now… no backpedaling. Its intent was obvious (a la, “Sorry, but”).
But that’s okay, my back’s broad enough for the bearing… and I had my say…
… as did a few others.
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“my combative nature arises under two circumstances:”
thanks for clarifying your intentions, Greg. we were all on pins in needles, afraid you might just get mad and leave us.
another word of advice, Herr Greg: never defend yourself or apologize, unless it’s absolutely necessary. (no, it wasn’t necessary). it reeks of Sally Field’s “you LIKE me! you REALLY like me!”
a second word of advice: if/when an explanation is appropriate keep it short. this isn’t a lifetime channel daytime soap opera. a simple grunt among men is far more entertaining AND demonstrative of high status than your literal, bullet point, play-by-play, gotta-get-the-last-word-in, omega verbal menstruating.
you’re welcome.
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I see it’s time yet again to play
CAN… YOU… SPOT… THE… IRONY!
(((raucous applause from the studio audience)))
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For fooks sake it was a joke, anyone can tell. No need to write a novel to defend yourself. This is the exact kind of petty squabbling he’s talking about. You made an entire sub thread of nonsense.
He shit tested you, and you failed, Greg. XD
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Bullshit… he made a snarky comment (and that whole “bring it on yourself” claptrap, unless you define that as giving the shills and dweebs more ‘what for’ than they like) and got smacked down for it…
… of course, seeing as how so many stepped up to have my back, I can admit now I didn’t need to think I’d be my sole defense.
So he can take his shit test, and you clowns that glorify in such unmanly pursuits, and stick it were the sun never shines.
You fairy.
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Write a fucking novel why don’t you?
And tell us all again how witty you are!
Sorry, but lonely loser drops off you Greg Eliot. This is probably your only human contact. You are one female rejection away from putting strychnine in the water cooler.
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I’ve never heard of you before.
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He’s me. I am him. I am CH. It’s all a conspiracy.
I am you. You are me. I am EVERYWHERE.
kek
just kidding, Les Saunders. I have no idea who this “meistergedanken” guy.
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He’s been at the chateau a few times, and his comments are usually pretty good, if memory serves.
This latest hand-wringing one, though… not up to usual standards.
And the fact that he had to bring my name into it, well… never passes the smell test, given that there are several others here far less couth, far more irascible, and, on the other side, interminable prevaricators, instigators, and all-around pusillanimous dastards.
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On a side note, because I’m sure we’re all curious, who are these posters that deserve more respect than the ridicule they get?
Last I checked, the only ones taking big heat pretty much deserve it, for their obvious Synathedral shilling, inane multiple personae trolling, and/or Jekyll & Hyde attempts to play both sides of any given issue on any given thread.
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More than one of us here have had the same concern, and voiced as much.
But then, don’t those tactics DESERVE acrimony and blowback?
Can’t have it both ways…
If you want genteel demeanor and respectful discourse, you can’t let the dweebs hang around…
And if you let them hang around, you can’t complain about the rough and tumble when they haids get knocked.
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in find most of the “fighting” in here almost friendly in nature. if you have thin skin it’s your problem. plus the hasbara plants deserve calling out.
almost agreed with the “we should get along” message until the jab at Greg.
shalom, fellow alt-right person.
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Thank you, brother-man.
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welcome, Greg.
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Meister, I agree 100% and applaud you for being a prophet.
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Now if you can just get dweebstreep or Anon2 on board, the issue’s settled.
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” We all probably can bring something to the table, and thus deserve more respect than ridicule. ”
Yes, we are all special little snowflakes. Unique , and no matter how idiotic and siily it is, it should be heard and embraced lest you hurt their feels.
Take that SJW babble somewhere else, please.
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lol
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+10
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People’s politics are pretty much whatever helps their sexual status.
if their sexual status is so low, the ideology necessarily gets more and more impossible to implement successfully.
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Brilliant
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Comments at Vox are often better quality now because of the constant sniping here. I don’t like it generally as I think it also scares off younger men who are afraid of having their naivite shoved down their throats and the brighter men like Giovanni Donato and some of the others who lurk here, I think are also driven away. I generally skim past the food fight threads. Even some of the trolls can have a good point or two. And once they are pointed out, constant repetition can be tedious.
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Vox’s blog is a… blog. the chateau is a living entity with a soul. it attracts a special kind of people. only the mentally strong survive here. it is the place to be.
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Second best COTW, right after Hugh Jenniks’
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Also true, but we still chase off a lot of good thinkers.
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everyone gets a fair shot. even the jewfag. that’s a lot
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Carlos, you a stand up guy. Hear me out.
Some people like hangin’ out at the Libirary. It is quiet, non confrontive, and low key.
Some of us rowdy sons of bitches like drinkin., arguin’, and fightin’ down at the Dew Drop Inn.
You get my drift ?
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As a younger man it doesn’t scare me off. If anything it helps drive home the point of doing your homework and being ready to defend yourself once you open your mouth. I think those are traits that many younger men need to work on developing.
Sitting back quietly and thinking before speaking has been something I’m really honing in my life. I get a little hot headed and think fast so I have to talk more slowly!
Thanks to everyone here for the intelligent, sensible and often comical discourse.
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Once you make this comment you have to name. Who are the violence inciting? Who post the dreck? Who are the outstanding ones? Who brings acrimony to this realms?
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[We all know what Ben Franklin said during the Revolution.]
That is true; but you should remember two things about Franklin:
1. He was himself a very acrimonious man among extremely acrimonious men who all came to be known as our Founding Fathers.
2. He also wrote an essay entitled “Fart Proudly”.
But I don’t think it’s fair for you to single out Greg Eliot in such an open ended manner without specifying exactly what it is that you object to regarding him. Do you object to him “personally” – to his mere presence here (and if so why) – or to what he says (or said) and if so, when; do you object to HOW he says it or to WHOM he says it to?
You have to be clear so that he can either defend (or amend himself) if he so chooses. As it stands, you give him opportunity for neither.
I appreciate your general sentiments – I even agree with much of it; but it’s too “shitlibby” to just sucker punch and run over a situation that obviously moves you enough to get up and declaim seriously upon.
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But I don’t think it’s fair for you to single out Greg Eliot in such an open ended manner without specifying exactly what it is that you object to regarding him. Do you object to him “personally”…
Again, you guys are taking that GE line way too seriously. (It is not easy to say, I have my own troll.) It read as a light-hearted postscript to an otherwise longfaced comment. I chuckled when I read it, and as a guy who’s fairly fond of Mr. Eliot. As is probably most of the readership, who also probably chuckled at the line.
It didn’t read as any objection to GE per se, just an observation that, you know… GE is a frequent flier… who, for whatever reason, has to throw a lot of barbs. (Always in defense!) I’ll be honest, when I began reading the new comments here, it sure seemed like 100s of comments were Mr. Eliot deploying that rapists’ wit. But now I know better. Love ya, man.
Except the only Greg I’ve known personally liked Star Wars a little too much.
But hey, Meister did say that Greg “brings it on”, [all by] himself!
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If there’s anything I hate more than getting talked about, it’s NOT getting talked about. 😉
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Fuck off, faggot. Who the fuck are you?
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You mistake the purpose of this forum or any forum. This isn’t the Manhattan Project or even a SCRUM meeting. We are here to interact in an extreme but limited way to stimulate alternative thinking from the poison culture that we absorb almost everywhere else. We float ideas and test arguments against men we respect.
If you think we should be “productive” you will lose yourself contemplating the lowest common denominator of all comment sections that they are not trained soldiers in the Cold Civil War reporting for duty. If you haven’t developed a healthy disregard for trolls, this entire medium will be of little use to you.
What’s more, artificial restraints or the inculcation of shame to impose decorum on such a gathering kills the vital esprit de combat dead. Half the reason any man of ideas (or “thought leader,” dread phrase) takes the time to poast in places like these is pure amusement. He is already used to easily-ignored naysayers and prays for the incisive criticism of a peer or better. Given the rarity of useful feedback, however, one makes peace with speaking truth for it’s own sake (“unproductive”!), which is an exercise of strength, which is the real definition of will to power, which is the art of philosophizing.
No sockpuppet or mouth-breather can take that away. Believe me, they have tried. The wise man has to be patient enough for the self-destruction of the noisemakers and OCD poasters: eventually even hasbara shills grow weary of contributing to falsity, it causes real damage to the soul. Quality is honored, and when it is not, it is its own reward. Everything else takes care of itself.
Be the happy warrior! Every scowl can be replaced by an amused eyebrow, every hiss with a smirk or chuckle. Not to mention, an easy gregariousness with your enemies has the power to melt them. You might even say that is the core lesson of game which has allowed for this forum’s expansion into the transcendental.
Matt
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Also: the hatred of aryan blonde hair
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Apparently the message is that nerds and feminists secretly want (or want to be) K-selected, honest advertising (no heels, bleach-blonde hair, or spray-tan), and chastely dressed.
My preference is second from right.
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I like the second from the left. Mainly for the pose.
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Second to the left or to the right depending on the day, really. Second from the left looks high-maintenance, but could probably knock you unconscious from the intensity in bed.
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“high-maintenance, but could probably knock you unconscious from the intensity in bed”
Borderline Personality Disorder says “Hi!”.
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Yes, second from right is the peak of that lineup. Still not quite modestly dressed enough, but sufficiently to pass muster, and still feminine.
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Well, if it were up to me it’d be Belle Époque dress all day every day.
Take a moment to reflect on what is lost.
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I don’t like any of them: too much cloth.
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It’s tough in a hot climate
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Middle and 2nd from the left. Right girl is overslutted on purpose. Im quite surprised they didn’t throw in some confederate flag bikini on her. The left = totally repulsive leftist dream of whytewymyn. It would be spergy, but tossing up a poll would show some nice biomechanics data.
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Oh shi1t I messed up there with left/right, but you get the idea.
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She looks increasingly unhappy from left to right.
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HERETIC!!!!!
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[…] What Nerds And Feminists Secretly Want […]
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They left out the final stage in the evolution: moldylocks.
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Is there any song that better satirizes the beta bux-alpha fux phenomenon?
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looks like Ivanka picking up the Talmud and turning into Jared.
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haha…
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Winner
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Thread over.
Well-played, sir… well-played, indeed.
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It was a black dress, but just the same:
https://i.redditmedia.com/Lj57RoGFg-ebWXNUZnjY6kXGCw83oawdI8WeB850yEo.jpg?w=320&s=50a9428c913605e4f838fd354bf8c122
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Hugh Jenniks pwns teh innert00bs for Friday, April 21, 2017.
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“In case you missed it, Howard University and Google recently announced that they were partnering to attract more African American students to study computer science, targeting a segment of the tech population that is notoriously underrepresented (along with women).”
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I have heard they are going to develop a special African version of Java script written in Ebonics
So you coder slaves of commifornia be prepared to work more for less shekels
cause Oyvanka be very excited
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EbonicScript
//loops
shit be trippin’ till it be broke
//conditionals
if tyrone get my hoe, hell naw
//boolean for TRUE
nowhatimsayin’
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Fuck this traitorous bitch. Turned her back on Christ, now turning her back on her (now it seems to be former) people.
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I wish that bitch would just shut her stupid kike ass up, like right fuckin’ now.
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She behaves in that annoying classical multi-culti-liberal fashion. Ivanka tries harder to be politically correct than most East Coast libs I know.
But I’m sure DJT is a “true” white nationalist because Cap’n Obvious, John Mosby and others said so (and they can’t be wrong!)
kek
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Trump doing stuff to help out black people, make Chicago more peaceful etc is to show him as being a better president, not just for the whites.
He’s a fuhrer for all the citizens after all.
That and to show that white nationalism simply “is” better, not just for whites, for everyone.
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I prefer the girl right in the middle, but I can at least plausibly see why far left girl appeals to some. Who the fuck wants far right girl?
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Natural B-cups look better than huge obviously fake tits.
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Well, let’s not go crazy now. 😉
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Masectomy scars look better than huge obviously fake tits.
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Now that’s pushing it.
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Hyperbole in defense of natural breasts is no vice!
[CH: some wise words from this blog about fake tits:
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/09/21/fake-tits/
tl;dr: yuck.]
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First experience with fake tits was during a lap dance.
Couldn’t figure out why her tits felt different that my ex’s until later the next day when I realized they were implants. The implants kept moving as I was running on them.
No bueno
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I see what you did there.
/Goldwater rape!
I just didn’t like that B-cups or huge fake tits were the only two choices. kek
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You need D’s to get the D.
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Soft, supple natural B cups beat rock-hard silicone D cups. Every time.
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At least far right girl is not a blue (haired) whale. Plus, she can’t be wrong if she’s… far right.
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*in my best John Mcglaughlin voice*. “Thursday has the correct answer. Well done, Thursday.”
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It’s an arabic book–probably muzzie related (Koran?)–which is why it’s drawn as it is–their writing is from right-to-left.
What we would consider the back cover, is actually the front cover.
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From left to right: ons, gf, mother of my children, cashier I say “hi” to occasionally, person I use to illustrate dangers of feminism to my daughters
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“mother of my children”
HTF did that get past the f!lter?
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Didn’t have the word “m4rriage”
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Notice how reading the book not only causes the bimbo’s bosom to deflate, it also kills her joy and wipes her smile.
That book is the fruit of the poisoned tree… wisdom and knowledge of good and evil…
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“…reading the book not only causes the bimbo’s bosom to deflate, it also kills her joy and wipes her smile….”
well, paulo coelho will do that to you
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so a woman who is not a sjw is a floosy stripper? talk about reframing. it’s not only misandry but misogyny to spin feminine women as being silicone injected, platinum blonde, sluts.
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I tend to agree, but in this case, I’d give it a pass under the heading “Hyperbole For Demonstrative Effect”.
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Not if dressed more conservative…but meant to be bimbo.
Middle one is a good mix of looks n intelligence if loyal
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Fucked a stripper that read books a week. Invalidated
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Its hard to call most college educated women smart since they are also more likely to vote left compared to educated/less educated men and less educated women. In other words – going through the education system did not make them smarter – they are actually destroying their own societies via their idiotic pro-immigration positions.
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Yup .
And the commies kill the intellectuals after their useful idiocy is no longer needed
Funny how that works out, eh ?
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I’d be happy with any of the 3 in the middle.
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‘so they’ll turn into flat-chested tubular hapas’
That’s very observant how she begins as a white woman with a tan into an androgynous asian.
That’s pretty much the end goal. Merge females and males into a nerdy hive minded subservient shims.
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“That’s pretty much the end goal.”
Indeed.
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There’s also the matter of the premise being inherently condescending and naïve. Far right chica is just as likely as not to be far left chica on Saturday night.
You’ll also notice only the far left is an extreme; the progression to Xena the SJW princess is curiously omitted.
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Can’t believe she didn’t turn into a Hidden Fences negress at the end. Or a shemale.
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https://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/this-sexist-cartoon-everyone-is-freaking-out-about-is-actual?utm_term=.gtAVA76k8P#.ekLkyDvgoZ
this post is ironically a good ch re-frame. the original piece is just niche ‘animated character transformation’ porn (wtf) created for some weirdo who apparently wanted to see the reverse transformation of whatever the niche trend is. wasn’t any sort of statement but feminazis got offended because of typical ‘muh desexualization’ bullshit. maybe ch picked it up from somewhere after it had been run through a few misinterpretations.
that said there’s plenty of legit ammo out there to support the implications of this post.
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Yawn… been there, got the T-shirt.
Anyone remember Little Annie Fanny?
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yes
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Feminists, sure.
Nerds, not so sure. Their dream is more along the lines of The Producers — a hot chick who falls for them makes a move on them for inexplicable reasons.
Unless they have latent homosexual tendencies (read: hipsters, male feminists, etc.) — then I suppose they’d be into androgynes.
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Please Maitre, don’t go Pleasureman on us!
I promise to lighten my trolling of that God-Damned BND plant!
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I can’t get my dick hard for the one on the far right. No problems for the other four.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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haha!
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Moar Jessica Rabbit plz.
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She’s not a bad girl… she’s just drawn that way.
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The one on the right has the “borderline sleeve” described by The Last Psychiatrist
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here
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America is getting uglier.
If you were to create a country with the goal of making the women as beautiful as possible, what govt. policies be like?
Well, you’d have to not let men immigrate, but have policies that encourage young women to immigrate. And you’d want the women to come from areas of the world they are most beautiful (White countries). The country would have to be natalist, so that hot women breed, but also monogamous as high cost of pussy encourages men to raise their standards and avoids a niggerified harem effect. You’d have to have affordable family formation and a strong economy but not materialism or gluttonyf (so people stay thin). And you’d have to crush feminism and discourage women from going to liberal arts colleges.
America does the exact opposite of all of these things.
Its as if our official government policy is to make our female stock uglier.
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“BANG WELLESLEY” he he mr hearts should jockey for a cut of the royalties
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I can’t understand why anyone should find high heels attractive or “sexy”.
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Gives the illusion that the legs are longer than they are, and causes the butt to stick out a bit more.
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That comment makes you gayer than a thousand Liberaces.
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I can’t understand why anyone should find high heels attractive or “sexy
Completely agreed. When I see a woman in high heels I think of her as a caricature and not a real person.
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Consider looking at women more. Flat feet make even the best look dumpier; heels make the dumpy look their best. Not to mention that women in heels are conspicuously signaling their availability, a cultural signal that has nothing to do with the objective aesthetic merits which are on par with eyeliner, long hair, jewelry, and exposed skin.
“A woman carries her clothes. But the shoe carries the woman.” — Christian Louboutin.
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There’s an eternal debate amongst men about makeup.
If she wears makeup, isn’t she lying? -her face doesn’t really look like that.
or makeup is good because it’s a sign that she wants a man to find her desirable.
Some prefer a bare-faced chick. Some prefer a dolled-up chick. Same debate over heels. I agree with S.J., Esquire.
high heels is a form of dishonesty. She’s 5’3” but now she’s pretending to be 5’7”. The only time she should wear high heels is when I’m fucking her.
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this settles it. martin2 is a girl
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an ugly one who dresses like a slob
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High heels are her signal that she is game – and wants to be caught – because she cannot run away. Adding a tight dress or jeans makes it a lock.
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Nerds want what everyone else wants, but nerds of both sexes believe that male and female are the same (because why would our parents, teachers, and the news media all tell us the same thing if it’s not true?). This seriously impairs their search for a mate.
Rehtaeh Parsons fell victim of this belief. A male nerd fucking all the cheerleaders would be a god to his peers, so a female nerd fucking all the football players would be just as awesome, right?
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If you work under the assumption the last chick is Asian, that’s not exactly a secret for what nerds want.
What’s funny is this acts like what the goals or desires of “society” I would have to imagine are for their women to all be strippers.
If anything that’s a liberal end game closer in line with what the last woman in that image would want.
Your conservative types, society in general want good wives. Which would be the second from the end or the one in the middle.
Though it’s interesting that the one whose supposed to be the exact opposite of the stripper chick is running around in leggings and just a shade from being half naked as compared to every other woman post-stripper in that line.
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If you work under the assumption the last chick is Asian, that’s not exactly a secret for what nerds want.
I think it’s more of a case of “beggars can’t be choosers”. Asians, having been dependent on soy for thousands of years, have evolved in such a way that their women will be able to respond to meek, passive men like nerds, even if they don’t necessarily prefer them.
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Maybe but it’s not like nerds don’t have other options, latina’s, arab women, eastern european women, native americans if you live near a rez. hell just straight up lower economic women that are actually okay looking are a bit easier to game as well if your at least low end middle class and up.
Especially if they are willing to go for women who have a kid or two, some tattoo’s and your other typical “signs” of ease of access.
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Speaking of the hot passion between nerds and plain Asian girls, is Zuckerberg really married to that horrendous yellow lump, like they say?
Hard to believe. I’m guessing it is more like a faked Hollywood marriage for public consumption and he is actually living the dream with hot things with all of his cash in some tricked our man-pad.
But then I look at him and that chemically-neutered demeanour and I think, so maybe it’s true.
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I met a Korean lady at a Trump rally and like all of us…she was very concerned with where this country is going.
Certain Asians are intelligent, organized, conservative…traditional.
They have very little in common with white shitlibs and are dismayed at their antics.
I wonder will it get to a point that they will leave if things really start going down the toilet?
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One of my co-workers is a Thai lady who told me not to long after Trump had announced he was running that she liked him because of what he was saying and what he wanted to do.
While few and far between, there are those like her that want to come to be in America and soak up American and try to assimilate. Which in certain ways, you can tell, especially with her kids.
She had thrown out the mild rhetorical question after saying she liked him “is that wrong?” and I told her no, but to not say much to anyone else, otherwise she’d hear and earful and would probably be dissuaded.
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Yep, little contingent of “Asians for Trump” at the rally I attended. Just Maybe those Koreans who stood on the rooftops during the LA riots picking off the Trayvons down below will still be around in the next big scuffle.
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Inshallah. The Grand Alliance of the ice peoples.
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I am nerdish and have a strong preference for the woman on the left. I feel any culture that has an abundance of sexy women such as Eastern Europe is superior to ours.
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Shouldn’t she have gained weight left to right?
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Also, notice that the girl’s hair gets shorter and shorter as it progresses from left to right. It’s important to feminists that women be made as unattractive as possible, as most men definitely prefer long hair.
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This idea is not far from the truth.
Nerds (obviously) don’t want hot women to become ugly.
But what nerds do want is for women to THINK more like a man.
They reckon that feminism is the key to that (in particular the androgyny wing).
If they can make women think like a man then they will be way easier to approach and more eager for sex.
But as the nerd ages it starts to become clear that this isn’t what happens.
The process just turns a hot chick they couldn’t bang into a frumpy chick that they couldn’t and wouldn’t bang.
It’s at that point that this male feminist becomes what is known as an MRA.
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Is the cartoon graphic a depiction of some sort of Darwinian Evolution from a fake-blond negress to a jewess nerd?
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Feminism wants to ugly down hot chicks because as an elderly woman once told me “Women HATE every other woman who has something they do not”
Clearly the femi-uglies hate hote women for this reason.
Nerds on the other hand are more tricky. They have a dick, as small as he may be, and this dick wants to bang the blonde sex-bomb on the left.
Now reality kicks in and they realize only the bricks and ducebags and rich assholes bang such chicks, certainly not them.
So. He thinks. What i can get is 3s, 4s and maybe a 5 on a lucky strike day. To max out my chances lets ugly them down to make the pool of lowSMV females bigger. Lets fat them up. Let them cut their hair. Make fashion for gays. The more the better. When all womenz are 3-5 we have more choice!
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I suspect it depends upon the nerd’s political orientation.
Those on the left, including (((nerds))), will promote female uglification.
Those on the right — or alt-right — learn Game.
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Pretty much; attractive women, popular women regardless of looks, get hate.
I mean, crazy hate, like women wishing they would burn in hell kind of hate.
Even if these people are just generally nice, good to others and what have you.
Women are some of the hatingest people on the face of the planet when it comes to each other.
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Oh come on. If that girl on the left sat in your car, you’d never get the herpes out of the seat and you know it.
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as a nerd i most assuredly want the hottie not the frumpy reading chick. but no 3d women can possibly meet the perfection of our 2d waifus
#AnimeRight
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I’ll take 2nd from the right if I am expected to be seen in daylight with this woman. I see a vapid shell on the far-left and yet the one on the far-right isn’t the opposite, that’s not the picture of self-respect.
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From left to right: Fling/GF, Wife, Wife/GF, GF, pump and dump.
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