A reader who for obvious reasons prefers anonymity asks a favor,
Me and my friends would like to fly a Chateau flag at the next pro Trump Rally. Any suggestions?
Fly the Happy Chateau at a Trump rally? Hoist the Heartiste standard above the battlefield strewn with the crushed egos of antifa?
Absolutely!
A modest suggestion: Use the front page banner of this blog.
Anyone who manages to take a photo or video of the CH flag held high at a Trump rally will earn two distinctions: Shiv of the Week and Shitlord of the Week. If a shitlib faints at the sight of it, or immediately falls to her knees before it to vow fealty, I will add a permalink to the dissident blog of your choosing.
Here’s another CH flag suggestion that will serve the dual purpose of rallying the troops and inviting curious inquiries from women feeling all tingly for reasons they can’t consciously comprehend:
The ultimate would be if the President recognises and acknowledges the flag.
[CH: cummies for everyone!]
LikeLiked by 1 person
As far as the proper protocols are concerned would it fly above, equal to, or below the Kekistani flag?
[CH: the chateau is a kingdom of freed minds. even kek must bow at its gnarled oaken doors.]
LikeLiked by 3 people
Freaks and fatties hearts will quail at the sight. Long Live CH
LikeLike
How about an “Alpha fux, Beta bux!” banner? You could make it 90 ft. long by just adding “lolzzzlollllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzllllllooollzzz” to it.
LikeLike
That’s the kind of banner you fly via airplane. And you do so at a feminist rally/event.
LikeLike
One word: blimp
LikeLike
It would be fairly easy to decorate a blimp so that it strongly resembled the participants in a feminist rally.
LikeLike
We’ve got a guy showing up at most of them with a huge “Da Goyim Know” sign. The Heartiste flag would be a great addition.
LikeLike
[…] Fly The Chateau Flag To Victory […]
LikeLike
Maybe I’ll fashion a shield and place the banner (as best I can) on it. That way right before they’re smacked in the face, the last thing they’ll see will be this humble blog’s banner.
LikeLike
OT – Anybody see this story on IVF single mothers?
http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/25/opinions/ivf-3-7-percent-opinion-lenti/
Key quote – “Given my professional background as a conservative politico, I think people expect me to say that IQ, number of educational degrees and political association were at the top of my donor qualifications list. Not the case…And so I began my search with a focus on the physical attributes that I have always been attracted to — namely height and athleticism. Six-foot-2 and toned was my baseline.”
LikeLiked by 1 person
My favorite so far is “Maybe I didn’t deserve a family”
LikeLike
“My life was great on paper. I had done all the right things. I went to Stanford for graduate school. I worked at the White House under Condoleezza Rice. I had the opportunity to travel the world. I had loving parents and two wonderful sisters.
And yet I felt unloved — even unlovable.”
Yeah, pretty much.
LikeLike
“But there was doubt. Goodness, there was doubt. There was that little voice inside my head — the voice of my parents and others — that was very much alive in me. “Why would you purposely bring a child into the world without a father? Are you really that lonely? How would that child feel one day?””
But fuck it, Mom and Dad.
LikeLike
“This must be what joy feels like, I thought.”
Brand new to her black soul.
LikeLike
“Eli and Abel”
Her (((sons)))
LikeLike
“I just wish my sisters had been there…”
Or my parents, or my friends, if I had any. Anyone.
LikeLike
“And, of course, they chose Friday the 13th of March to scare the living hell out of me and fight their way onto this Earth.”
Little (((monsters)))
LikeLike
“Initially, the NICU team was our rock. These complete strangers became the most significant and consequential people in the lives of my sons during their first two months.”
I got nothing on that one.
LikeLike
“Then my personal trainer and his wife, the first people to visit me in the hospital, became the most trusted and consistent presence in our lives.”
How fucking sad is this woman?
LikeLike
“Being a single parent is hard as hell.”
You didn’t have to live like this.
LikeLike
“Perhaps this was a way of absolving their guilt for being dishonest or wasting my time? Perhaps they were sincerely happy for me, which would suggest that they did respect me after all? Perhaps they were feeling slighted or envious that I went it alone, without them? I’ll never know.”
Yeah you do.
LikeLike
Thanks (((Sarah Lenski))), I really enjoyed your article. And your pain.
LikeLike
I think it’s hilarious when she said something along the lines of “Someone I would want to procreate with if we were actually having real sex” or something.
Lol all I have to say is, at least the kids are white.
LikeLike
that’s sad. she doesn’t even question why so many men didn’t want her. just blames them for doing her wrong by leaving or cheating or whatever.
something is clearly wrong with her and instead of acknowledging it and doing the work on herself so she can keep a man happy, she’s going to keep on being messed up and screw up her two sons for life. selfish and disgusting.
LikeLiked by 1 person
‘she doesn’t even question why so many men didn’t want her.’
that’s how they all are. very rare to find a girl who takes responsibility for her part in making her man unhappy or pushing him to the point of cheating or leaving. everything is always the man’s fault. that way they can keep being their miserable nasty selves without guilt.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Jews are mentally defective.
LikeLike
wait til she discovers that her boys don’t like her, either.
LikeLiked by 3 people
Dayum. She deserved twin daughters, who could have grown up to by 5’11” dateless amazons.
LikeLike
“to be”
LikeLike
Supposedly, there are Lenti’s in Argentina that are jewish. She says she was raised as a Christian but who knows?
LikeLike
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the Chateau flag, and begin punching commies.
LikeLiked by 3 people
punching isn’t enough….launching (straight outta helicopters) is
LikeLike
Instead of “Cheateau Heartiste” above it, just the word “LOTSA” in some revolutionary war era font.
LikeLiked by 1 person
This made me lol on the subway.
People looking at me.
Started smirking.
LikeLike
http://www.flysigns.com/
LikeLike
Heartiste, please write an article about this “new” phenomenon…thousand cock and cuck stares galore!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4449066/Meet-wives-admit-using-SEX-way.html
LikeLike
Beta males are perfectly happy with this arrangement.
LikeLiked by 1 person
yep. because it’s more sex than they would get if their women didn’t want anything at all.
i hear a lot of couples talking about this kind of thing going on. sad how many think it’s a normal part of being in a relationship.
doesn’t even occur to them that if they were in the right situations with the right women, the women would be attracted to them and want to have sex as much as they do. no need for any bartering of things in exchange for sex. sex with the man she’s into would be reward enough for her.
LikeLiked by 1 person
prostitution is not a new phenomenon at all
LikeLike
Price point is questionable though. They are paying too much for a veneer of social respectability.
LikeLike
Gay Mulato indeed…
https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/04/obama-gayness/
LikeLike
Michelle used a strap-on. You know she did.
LikeLike
A new biography about Obama talks about his “strong relationship” where a man “educated him” about gayness
yeah it went something like this:
fag professor: barack baby come here
barack: okay, what
fag: here is today’s lesson on gayness
fag: this is your mouth…
fag: and THIS is your mouth on my cock
fag: ….any questions?
the more you know
LikeLiked by 1 person
a good flag has symbology in it, is easy to distinguish, and has a simple design. some possible colours: white and crimson. No explanations needed. possible design patterns: crimson column in middle to represent manspreading, a golden wall separating a white side from a brown side, stars to represent maxims.
LikeLike
imagine the last one being skywritten:
‘hey, look, skywriting!’
‘whats it say? 8….’
‘8 equals….??’
‘8 equals equals equals …..wtf kinda math is that?’
‘8 equals equals equals equals equals equals equals D tilde tilde tilde’
‘oh!’
LikeLike
Glorious!
LikeLike
[…] Source: Heartiste […]
LikeLike
Re: the second flag top/bottom colors. White skin over the others?
LikeLike
Birthday Cat emoji on an orange field.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Upper flag is beautiful Lower flag is Ugly
We are tired of ugliness.
LikeLike
A swastika is so much more subtle and has such a calming effect.
LikeLike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xcaLrB8iWc This was me and my old lady until recently… Who’s most certainly at least 2 pts above me in smv, maybe 3. The physical contrast between the two in the video is pretty accurate (I used to have a shaved head (ex-Marine)). Also had the advantage of her seeing me fight multiple times. At the very same time I’m proud of how much I’ve grown up, for my children’s sake especially, I’m also questioning whether I made a move in the wrong direction concerning my adult relationship… Being a single man is so much easier than this ltr thing. Especially when children are involved. But honestly, if you’re not reproducing, and RAISING those little (wonderfully awesome) shits, then what fucking purpose do you serve?
LikeLike