I have a pickup challenge for CH readers.
Step 1: Go to a bar or other urban SWPL meetingplace where the sexes (female and lefty mangina) mingle in a miasma of expectant carnality, while wearing the iconic red Make America Great Again hat.
Step 2: Wait (not long) for shit tests to roll in. As we all know when you’re getting shit from a girl you’re halfway to the bedroom. Have a friend secretly film your hijinks, or strap a GoPro to your hat and, when asked, explain you’re filming a documentary about the dating scene. Do not joke about this. The more serious you sound, the likelier she’ll believe you are an aspiring artist and if she plays her cards right she just might have a starring role in your world creation.
Step 3: Pass those shit tests with ease utilizing this one simple rhetorical gambit. When a girl sees you and your MAGA hat and makes an accusatory assumption about you, ask her “What’s the matter?”, then inform her you’re just here to make the bar great again. If she’s really indignant, tell her not to be such a buzzkill. (If you’re lucky and meet a Trumpenstrumpet, say how GREAT it is that you two have found each other in this world of hillary clitlickers.)
Step 4: Proceed to Game the girls for as long as possible, up to and including boudoir threshold crossing. (Don’t switch the GoPro off until she unequivocally demands it.) Keep us all posted on your continued MAGA Game with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin’ great, yuge, bigly, and MAGA you can get. The Chateau readership (numbering in the gorillions) thanks you for the motivation.
Do we get any footage from the proprietor?
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I like it. My bad luck is that I’m in Canada, where MAGA caps are as rare as hen’s tooths.
At some point in the last 25 years — sometime around the departure of pere Justin Trudeau, Pierre — Canada officially (OFFICIALLY) went into super-liberal mode. The territory here probably isn’t that much more liberal than, say, Boston, but the country, with its “hate crimes” and femina-equalitarianism, is polluted up the gills.
Still, I would like to see a Canadian run this gauntlet.
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I bought a MAGA cap to troll my leftist friends and I even went to work with it a couple of times(it doesn’t fit the way I dress, but fuck it). I work for one of the pollsters who got it wrong. Lol.
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I bought one to troll liberals and I mostly just got back “Nice hat” from normal adult men.
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They don’t dare say anything to a shitlord when they’re not rolling in a fagtallion strength
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“I’m filming a documentary”
Bring release forms, for added effect.
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Good idea. And if they do fill it out–again, still selling the fact you’re doing a documentary–you’ll get their contact info.
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I did a couple of similar things:
1) I changed my Tinder bio to just say I voted for Trump and nothing else. Oddly enough, I matched with more feminists than I ever had before.
2) I carry my MAGA hat in my jacket pocket in case of emergency. I tend to go to lefty artsy dive bars, but from time to time I’ll meet a girl who seems to have traditional values and so I’ll show her the hat and let her wear it. It definitely helps me stand out from the limp-wristed Bernie supporters everywhere and usually builds instant rapport/comfort.
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Be careful. I used to live in SJW central. I once got thrown out of a bar with a fellow Chateau reader after a conversation about refugees with the bartender. Another time I had a shitlib owner of a local music venue threaten to have me shot after he saw me running game on the ladies during the show.
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It’s always lame when bar/venue staff try to cockblock you. Was this venue a real club, or one of those DIY safe space places? I ask because I frequently go to both, but the DIY places pedestalize women to an insane degree and they treat any kind of healthy male/female flirtation as “creepy” or “rapey” (I assume it’s because these places attract social rejects, so the dudes who can’t run game get jealous and the ugly girls who have no other options get pissed because even in their safe space where reality doesn’t matter guys will always prefer the cuter girls).
The irony of this all is that show promoters are usually giant scumbags who will screw over decent bands or try and fuck 16 year olds.
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“…threaten to have me shot after he saw me running game on the ladies during the show.”
An empty threat because it is from an unt. But still. Awful. Definitely one for the list.
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Sounds vaguely familiar.
You may have been hitting on girls ‘earmarked’ for management.
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“Trump 2016”
Smug smirk
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If a Cuck asks you why your wearing it simply say “I like winners”
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I got my Trump shirt in November ’15, my hat (Trump 2016, US flag) in January of ’16 and have worn them as often as possible until Mr. & Mrs. Kushner became Presidents.
Aside from the occasional stinkeye by one of the usual suspects, reactions were, even in this heavily Hispanic, heavily shitlib city, neutral to positive.
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HAHA…something about misspelling “young” that adds the extra touch.
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Lolzozozoz
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Respectfully, the time for juvenile antics is passed. I see that MAGA head-gear the same as I see the ancient Romans or Spartans red cape or their red tunics/trousers. The purpose was to mask blood-stains so that the enemy did not have a very visible indicator that you were wounded. It is only a hat but also a symbol that we have crossed phase-lines into a battle for the survival of the Caucasian race. I see it as a uniform item identifying me as a white man who will one day soon have to defend our race and destroy our enemies (jews, libtards, goy enablers, feminists, LBGTQwhatevers) and send them to hell. It will be especially satisfying burning their corpses.
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I supported Trump but I never realized that his agenda would be thwarted by members of the GOP. The Cuckservatives need to be removed from power. Why are they republican? I don’t get it – I thought 8 years of polarization would purify the GOP and bring focus to their agenda. We are waking up not to just fake news but fake politicians in the GOP.
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In addition, you must wear the MAGA hat while you fuck her.
I want you to draw me wearing this MAGA hat…wearing only this MAGA hat.
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