I have a pickup challenge for CH readers.
Step 1: Go to a bar or other urban SWPL meetingplace where the sexes (female and lefty mangina) mingle in a miasma of expectant carnality, while wearing the iconic red Make America Great Again hat.
Step 2: Wait (not long) for shit tests to roll in. As we all know when you’re getting shit from a girl you’re halfway to the bedroom. Have a friend secretly film your hijinks, or strap a GoPro to your hat and, when asked, explain you’re filming a documentary about the dating scene. Do not joke about this. The more serious you sound, the likelier she’ll believe you are an aspiring artist and if she plays her cards right she just might have a starring role in your world creation.
Step 3: Pass those shit tests with ease utilizing this one simple rhetorical gambit. When a girl sees you and your MAGA hat and makes an accusatory assumption about you, ask her “What’s the matter?”, then inform her you’re just here to make the bar great again. If she’s really indignant, tell her not to be such a buzzkill. (If you’re lucky and meet a Trumpenstrumpet, say how GREAT it is that you two have found each other in this world of hillary clitlickers.)
Step 4: Proceed to Game the girls for as long as possible, up to and including boudoir threshold crossing. (Don’t switch the GoPro off until she unequivocally demands it.) Keep us all posted on your continued MAGA Game with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin’ great, yuge, bigly, and MAGA you can get. The Chateau readership (numbering in the gorillions) thanks you for the motivation.