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Globalist Girl Remix

May 1, 2017 by CH

The Mamas & The Pepes recorded a raw version of my “Globalist Girl” lyrical reinterpretation of the Tom Petty song “American Girl”. Very sing-able! And you’ll enjoy the accompanying slide show.

 

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  1. on May 1, 2017 at 1:12 pm Sorcerygod

    There’s a song by David Foster that always carries me away and makes me feel like getting my stuff on — a duffel bag and a hat, or a suitcase and an Armani — and going out after chicks. Unlike Foster, I place myself in the “her” title role, making myself irresistible to chicks. Masculine sexuality. Here it is:

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  2. on May 1, 2017 at 1:15 pm Sorcerygod

    I’d like to write a bit about masculine sexuality.

    Men sadly suffer from a lack of recognition of their own appeal to women. They act as if the appeal only goes one way -> female appealing to men. The stark fact is WOMEN WANT MEN IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY. They fantasize about us, they pass around “hot men” birthday cards about us (like my sister’s b-day card with near-naked men that she tacked on her door from her best friend). As a kid, once, my best friend told me his sister had been looking at me inconspicuously.

    That’s the key. Chicks like inconspicuously. They are loath to give the attractiveness keys to men.

    So be a god. Take the keys.

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    • on May 1, 2017 at 2:29 pm tomjones

      Thanks faggot.

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      • on May 1, 2017 at 2:42 pm Sorcerygod

        A pox on your McMansion and may your 17 children lose their Rolls-Royce permissions. *smirking grin*

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    • on May 1, 2017 at 6:05 pm Lord of the Gulf Stream

      Loser, you are so gay.

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    • on May 2, 2017 at 12:51 am bolg

      you’re one bizarre fuck

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  3. on May 1, 2017 at 1:20 pm Cloudbreak

    It depresses me that our women have deteriorated to such a degree.

    Do you think women see a clip like this and also think, “we look horrible, we need to make some changes”? Surely they see it too!

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    • on May 1, 2017 at 2:12 pm mendo

      If, and that’s a Randi Lee Harper-sized if, they do see it, they’d blame men for it, invariably, saying it’s the stifling patriarchy or that men didn’t save them from themselves.

      Instead, they see this and wonder “so why am I alone?” and can’t do the mathematics.

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    • on May 1, 2017 at 6:34 pm wolfie65

      I’d say the most likely reaction to this clip would be “Whaaaa…?”
      Upon which they’ll immediately return to iphag.
      If one of them actually looks at it, they’ll probably just notice the other girls’ clothes.
      “OMG! Did you see wHaT she was Wearingggg OMG! I can’t even! haha.”

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  4. on May 1, 2017 at 1:23 pm vinay3543

    Only today I saw a man and woman, aged around early to mid 30’s, get out the car with their daughter and son, aged 7 and 5 respectively I’d say. As the man got the kids out the car, guided them away from passing cars, and leading them to Subway, the woman walked a full ten yards behind them looking down at her phone and texting. The woman was a 6.5, most likely a 7.5 when they met 10 years ago. If this is the emblem for married life and what you get out of a woman through marriage and fatherhood, for the love of Jesus keep me out of it….

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  5. on May 1, 2017 at 1:41 pm The Mamas & The Pepes

    Awesome tune. Great lyrics. Sounds raw. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna hear how freakin’ raw, solid, and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

    pls subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCltLko40xS64_fR0lfNYazQ

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  6. on May 1, 2017 at 1:50 pm Globalist Girl Remix | @the_arv

    […] Globalist Girl Remix […]

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  7. on May 1, 2017 at 2:19 pm Lichthof

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    • on May 1, 2017 at 2:45 pm oink

      Yep, that’s the deutsch gestalt on USofA

      Likoff, you God-Damned BND plant, tell your superiors to stop wasting my tax euros on the likes of you!

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      • on May 1, 2017 at 7:01 pm Lichthof

        Oink…if you’re going to make the effort to post …post something decent will you and stop wasting everybody’s time with the same repeated crap

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  8. on May 1, 2017 at 3:47 pm Major Styles

    I can’t wait until the Mamas and Pepes come to my city. I want a concert shirt.

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  9. on May 1, 2017 at 4:54 pm Globalist Girl Remix | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  10. on May 1, 2017 at 8:09 pm Vanamee

    going on my summer playlist. love me a casio keyboard beat.

    wondered if “the Memes and the Pepes” wouldn’t be better (a YT comment suggests “Meme-as”) but idk, just doesn’t sound right.

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    • on May 1, 2017 at 8:42 pm Lucius Somesuch

      “love me a casio keyboard beat.”

      no doubt you do. secertvie tapingz from an (((office party)))?

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      • on May 1, 2017 at 9:07 pm Vanamee

        ah, yet another gift from gothenburg. RIP air france

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  11. on May 2, 2017 at 2:59 am @twatter2censor

    Nothing beats the soulful shiv of this song. I’ve seen it make a 30yr old swpl chick cry lolz tears
    “Sweet Soubrette: “City People”” on YouTube

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  12. on May 2, 2017 at 4:46 am Les Saunders, Protestant

    This UN video, promoting the UN’s internship program, and exhorting “global citizens” to apply, captures the Globalist Girl spirit.

    Most of the interns featured are girls, and rootless, cosmopolitan, iPhag-addicted ones at that. The “French” intern, for example, is an amalgam of races. I don’t call people like this “French”; that’s an insult to the people who built the country. She’s a French passport-holder. Swap in the appropriate nationality for any one of these Soros Legionettes. There’re a few males featured in the video, to be sure they’re all Nümales, and can guarantee you they comprise no more than 20% of the intern cadre. What they do have in common with the girls however is a listless, de-souled countenance, a vacant, dead look in the eyes, whose only skill is regurgitating Globalist talking points.

    And these interns don’t get paid, so either daddy is subsiding their living expenses (while the [white] girlz go forth and help implement policies that will put daddy out of work and colonize her old neighbourhood with invaders), or they are benefiting from the various bursaries, scholarships, and other forms of girl welfare lavished on them by the state or state-funded NGOs (the state being White male taxpayers).

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  13. on May 2, 2017 at 5:50 am Roy

    Well done.

    Whenever I hear the Tom Petty version, the new lyrics will play in my head.

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  14. on May 2, 2017 at 11:10 am S.J., Esquire

    Fag-sounding vocals. Is this the new normal in hip urban metros?

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  15. on May 2, 2017 at 11:21 am some guy

    Inaccurate. Not one of those skanks would even consider making their jerkboy lovers use a condom.

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  16. on May 2, 2017 at 2:16 pm greenlanader

    Whenever I see something like this that hits too close to home, I think about the words of Oscar Wilde, who wrote “life imitates art.” The first time I read it, I though it was nonsense. With every passing day I have less clarity about it, and now I think that Oscar was right.

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