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The Manjaw Test

May 4, 2017 by CH

Blur out a woman’s face except her jaw, chin, and mouth. If you can’t tell whether the blurred photo is a man or a woman, then the woman has failed the Manjaw Test. Via commenter quorasdesignatedasshole:

This is Lacy MacAuley’s jawline. (Opening line of a CH novel.) Lacy is a White shitlib feminist who flew to Turkey to get beaten and sexually satisfied by a Muslim rapefugee.

Man or woman?

Based on this photo, I would pick man if I didn’t know it was Lacy.

This is a perfect demonstration of the effects of masculinization on a woman’s face, and what that says about her character. If you can positively identify a woman as a woman by just her jawline and mouth, odds are she’s very pretty and feminine and likes President Trump. Try the Manjaw Test on your girlfriend today! (Don’t come crying to me if it turns out you’re dating Conan O’Brien.)

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  1. on May 4, 2017 at 1:43 pm Caligula

    You could have convinced me that it was a rare photo of Danzig smiling.

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  2. on May 4, 2017 at 2:01 pm bolg

    nope. ozzy osbourne

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    • on May 5, 2017 at 7:30 am tomjones

      Christianity is and always has been a Middle Eastern cult.
      Just like Jud@ism, just like Islam, just like Mithraism – which almost beat out Christianity to become the ‘State Rel1gion’ of the Roman Empire – which, btw. was centered on the eastern Mediterranean……
      You guys can twist your minds and souls into whatever pretzel shapes ypu like trying to deny that to yourself or others, you can call everybody who doesn’t toe your indoctrinated line every name in the book and accuse them of whatever you want, it doesn’t change anything about the fact that Christianity is a Middle Eastern cult that was forcibly and for political reasons foisted upon the native European population, i.e. White people.
      Do some research, find your REAL roots, everything will become much clearer and you will no longer be plagued by all this hand-wringing anguish over how to reconcile 10,000 different things that aren’t reconcilable.

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      • on May 5, 2017 at 7:41 am Greg Eliot

        If you keep repeating this another dozen or so times and every other thread, you might actually start convincing us.

        :duckface

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      • on May 5, 2017 at 7:49 am tomjones

        That’s my plan!
        kek

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      • on May 5, 2017 at 1:56 pm bolg

        tomjones,

        i don’t want to get into a theological discussion. i’m an orthodox christian and our approach to religious dispute with other christian denominations is live and let live.

        my only problem with the catholic sect and most of the protestant ones is their insistence to flood White countries with muds.

        as an example, the official position of the Bulgarian orthodox church is muds are not like us and they do not belong with us, period.

        orthodox faith kept my people alive during 500 years of slavery under the turks. for me that’s reason enough to *need* to identify with orthodox christianity.

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      • on May 5, 2017 at 2:11 pm Greg Eliot

        That’s my plan!
        kek

        So, you DO admit you’re merely a dumbass shill who will never listen to any sort of reason and/or totally ignore any valid gainsaying of your vapid precepts?

        And to boot, take giggling pride in your Beevisity and Buttheadery?

        I thought so.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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  3. on May 4, 2017 at 2:05 pm Director

    Women want to be beaten and dominated, but they are also keen on imprisoning the guy who does it.

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 3:03 pm Canadian Friend

      Women are not rational beings, that is why they need men’s protection and guidance.

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 3:04 pm Nads

      But not at first. Only if they end up disappointing her…. or screwing her sister.

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  4. on May 4, 2017 at 2:10 pm The Manjaw Test | @the_arv

    […] The Manjaw Test […]

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  5. on May 4, 2017 at 2:12 pm mendo

    That’s a novel I wanna read.

    Great opening!

    Cappy, do a Jaws poster redux with that image above and call it MANJAW!

    “We’re gonna need a bigger sandwich”

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  6. on May 4, 2017 at 2:18 pm bolg

    really OT, but really uplifting. celebrate, mughfuggahs

    http://www.theroot.com/florida-memorial-university-to-posthumously-award-bache-1794910044

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 2:39 pm mendo

      I don’t know what’s funnier: Cyber Warrior Diversity or giving obummer’s son a degree in aviation.

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      • on May 4, 2017 at 2:51 pm bolg

        well, Cyber Warrior Diversity center does offer certificates so..

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 3:03 pm racerxx

      I like how all the RealTalk comments are “in moderation”.

      Pilot my ass. He flew all right.

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      • on May 5, 2017 at 2:04 pm bolg

        yeah, raciss comments show as “not approved” but are still visible. fucking bootlips can’t even get censorship right.

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 3:04 pm Cracker

      i was hoping that was satire but it’s real. makes me sick.

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      • on May 5, 2017 at 7:05 am bolg

        oh it’s for real. that’s who we’re up against and that’s good.

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 3:05 pm racerxx

      He could’ve been in Black Nassa

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      • on May 4, 2017 at 8:32 pm Vagina dominator

        They sent them up first to make sure that space was safe for monkeys.

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 11:50 pm SteveRogers42

      Sheeeiiittt!!!

      Another Permanently Hidden Figure.

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    • on May 5, 2017 at 2:03 am skorzecin150

      I don’t know if they get any sort of Federal assistance, directly or indirectly, but if they do it should be cut off – now.

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  7. on May 4, 2017 at 2:20 pm trocjoh

    A flaw in your theory:

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 2:31 pm Cracker

      she has been discussed here before. she does have a manjaw but also has feminine eyes and those cupids bow lips that are a feminine trait. lips like that mean she’s more orgasmic with straight intercourse than most women. means she’s built for a man not like one. i’d say that cancels out any concerns over the jaw

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      • on May 4, 2017 at 3:11 pm 88

        a manjaw is a manjaw. doesn’t matter if some people overlook it and find other attractive traits in a girl.

        grace kelly may be considered a beauty by many but we don’t know what she was really like personality wise. she may have been exactly what most manjaws are like…dudelike, bossy, bitchy, naggy.

        there are exceptions to every rule but i’m betting grace kelly was a manjaw personality wise just like the rest of them. too much data to support that. would be foolish to deny it.

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      • on May 4, 2017 at 6:20 pm Ponce du Lion

        Totally agree 88. I have always said she was a manjaw, also she was a slut. Manjaw is a big red flag.
        Olivia Wilde is like her, but Olivia is better, she has more perfect feminine upper face but large square disgusting manjaw.

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 8:43 pm FuriousFerret

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    • on May 5, 2017 at 7:59 am wolfie65

      Barring extreme cases, the ‘manjaw’ is kind of a Germanic feature, you’ll find a LOT of German, Dutch or Scandinavian girls with relatively square jawlines, such as Mrs. Garibaldi, above.
      I’m guessing one or more of the CH contributors had some bad experiences with her (or them), maybe they were even d1v0rce-r@ping lawyer-c_nt3ttes.
      Maybe the oval-faced Czech exchange students were nicer to him (or them).

      [CH: nords have squarer jawlines than meds, but the modern manjawification of women is heavier and heftier than what darwin graced them with. the manjaw on lacy macauley is big and becoming the norm.]

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  8. on May 4, 2017 at 4:19 pm vfm#7634

    The next installment of sh!tlib rioters, this time from the May Day riots in Portlandia:

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 4:21 pm vfm#7634

      Somehow, judging from their vacuous glances, all the whites in these pictures appear to be perfect Idiocracy material. Their IQs probably cluster around 85 or so with the dindus.

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      • on May 4, 2017 at 8:53 pm vfm#7634

        Ha, there was a very similar post here not too long ago:

        Portlandia

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 4:26 pm Cracker

      physiognomy is real

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 4:48 pm mendo

      Is that Moby, on the bottom, second from the left?

      Kenny G, in the second row from the top, first from the right?

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 8:28 pm Vagina dominator

      They emptied out the mental hospitals to get this bunch. But is this before or after the shock therapy?

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 10:50 pm Dave

      Not much different from the mugshots of underage sex stings. An 11-year-old girl wants to meet me for sex? Awesome, I’ll be right over!

      http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/20-arrested-in-Central-Texas-underage-sex-sting-5875593.php

      Oh well, I’ll make bail as soon as that Nigerian prince wires me the two million dollars he promised.

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 11:02 pm Democritus

      Weird…on a level beyond mere ideology and politics of the moment – UNEARTHLY even, when considered in aggregate like this. It’s as if Pod People were trying to synthesize modern Homo Sap from all sorts of television shit they’ve managed to pick up in space, but fucked it all up a bit due to bad reception.

      It really IS hard to tell “male” from “female” with a lot of these specimens – but I suppose that’s the freakin’ “point”.

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    • on May 5, 2017 at 2:05 am Les Saunders, Protestant

      They look like just the kind of human garbage, who, just a few days prior to their arrest, sitting in their messy apartments, dishes piled to the ceiling, litter boxes overflowing, take-out trays scattered about, bank accounts on overdraft, soiled laundry on the floors, unmade beds, the smell of stale marijauna in the air, respond to a craigslist ad looking for “paid activists.”

      Büllets in foreheads.

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      • on May 5, 2017 at 1:38 pm vfm#7634

        Not to mention, shitty “art” of the sort that elementary school children make.

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    • on May 5, 2017 at 2:08 am skorzecin150

      Have you ever seen a bigger collection of punchable faces?

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      • on May 5, 2017 at 5:53 am Scanman

        Federal Reserve Board of Governors… pretty much any crowd shot from a Hillary rally, 98% of the US Congress… hell, pull up a page of officers from any Silicon Valley corp. and the same visceral hate washes over you.

        We’re are surrounded. Our country is enemy occupied territory. Either something kicks off soon or we are destined to go gently into that good night.

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    • on May 5, 2017 at 8:01 am wolfie65

      Please tell me none of them are cisgenderly identifying females.

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  9. on May 4, 2017 at 4:50 pm Tiberius

    Men dont smile with teeth without looking directly at the camera.

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  10. on May 4, 2017 at 5:25 pm The Manjaw Test | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  11. on May 4, 2017 at 6:27 pm Ponce du Lion

    My method was more forgiving because it values the whole face, making room for balancing ugly manjaw. Remove her hair, if a hairless women lucks feminine test passed. Still 70% of women don’t pass it.
    Warning: it can be very redpilling realize how ugly they’re without hair. Most of them look like teenagers. Hair makes hides their jaws and make their whole face look round. Big scam

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 6:31 pm Ponce du Lion

      I was meaning male teenagers, this method can be displeasing, use carefully!

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    • on May 4, 2017 at 8:26 pm Vagina dominator

      Same with the hijab. Woman can have a huge distorted had but uses the hijab to just frame the part and size of the face she wants you to see.

      So there’s one to watch out for in Berlin.

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      • on May 5, 2017 at 10:41 pm quorasdesignatedasshole

        Berlin kek kek

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    • on May 5, 2017 at 10:48 pm midnighttoker

      you can get a good idea of what she would look like bald by getting her hair soaking wet.

      should always see your girl with her hair like that and no makeup at least once before you get serious. a good looking girl might not look as good that way but she’ll still look decent. some girls look like a whole other person with wet hair and no makeup. better to know that before she gets her hooks into you

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  12. on May 4, 2017 at 8:22 pm Vagina dominator

    Try the ring finger/index finger ratio test to see how “masculine” she is.

    First tell her the theory (don’t sperg) and show her your hand (with its clearly longer ring finger, so she sees you are overflowing with T).

    Then, “What about you?” Take her dainty hand in your manly paw, study it a moment and then say “Very feminine.”

    Look up, hold her eyes.

    “That true?”

    Her eyes will flutter. She’ll nod a little. And then she’ll give a breathy “Yesss.”

    http://www.livesciencedotcom/49883-finger-length-in-men.html

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  13. on May 4, 2017 at 8:56 pm Lichthof

    The bullshit alarm is going off in my head…would not be surprised if she made it all up…so she can enjoy the sexual fantasy….along with the attention and the sympathy.

    I would not put Turks in this capacity. They are usually toward the top of the muslim pile and not as fanatical as other muslims

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    • on May 5, 2017 at 2:10 am skorzecin150

      Unfortunately, that’s like saying the Atlantic isn’t as wet as the Pacific.

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  14. on May 4, 2017 at 9:34 pm Hoxworth

    Relevant:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1133131/Looking-faithful-wife-Check-size–chin.html

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  15. on May 5, 2017 at 6:40 am itsme

    there’s also the stomach/waist/hips test – block out everything above the upper abdominals and below a couple of inches south of the navel. if you can’t tell if it’s a man or a woman, it’s a fail.

    a lot of fitness chicks fail this. perhaps not coincidentally, they also tend to fail the manjaw test too.

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  16. on May 5, 2017 at 7:05 am Bill Brasky

    “likes President Trump”

    I swear to god you are a fucking retard.

    [CH: except it’s true, butthurtolio:

    http://dailycaller.com/2017/01/10/conservatives-really-are-more-attractive-study-reveals/

    ps you sound bitter. and humorless. bad combo.]

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    • on May 5, 2017 at 11:05 am oink

      Braaaaassssssssskeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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    • on May 5, 2017 at 1:25 pm vfm#7634

      Strapon, is that you?

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