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A Ghastly Public Friendzoning

May 12, 2017 by CH

If you come at the Queen, you best not miss.

Rockets Kiss Cam just buried this dude LOL 😭 pic.twitter.com/8xlk9oUjGj

— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) May 12, 2017

Details.

A private friendzoning is a punch to the nuts, but a public friendzoning….well that’s just a drawing and quartering of a man’s soul. Unnecessary cruelty.

A day-spa visit to the Chateau imbibing the lessons herein could’ve saved this man such a public humiliation. Not to mention spared him the time and energy he’s obviously wasted chasing a phantom pussy.

Remember the patented CH Jumbotron Test?

Every text or email or recordable instance of conversation [or attempted lip-kiss] you have with a girl must follow this simple rule:

If it were given a public airing, let’s say on a blog or a sports stadium jumbotron, you should feel comfortable with what you have written [or executed] for the world to see.  You should not feel an urge to wince, because it will be clear to everyone reading [or watching] it how alpha you are.  If the thought of someone other than you and your girl reading [or watching] your permanently archived romantic exchanges makes you cringe with embarrassment, then you are doing something wrong that will eventually lead to your girl dumping you [or publicly thwarting your romantic yearning].

This fledgling womanizer at the Rockets game failed the Jumbotron Test in the most cringeworthy way imaginable.

A word of advice to the men assembled: When the kiss cam swings your way, jerk your ice cream cone away from the girl you’re with. That’s far more likely to win over a woman’s lust than taking advantage of the moment like a weaselly beta male to steal a kiss that you can’t be sure will be reciprocated (many such cases).

Don’t try to kiss a girl in the public eye, unless you know she’ll return the ardor. The alpha male first kisses a woman’s id before aiming for her lips. The beta male gets it backwards: estranged from a woman’s id, he tries to access it by sneaking in an opportunistic kiss on her lips. Naturally, she turns the cheek to him for assuming her heart would follow his kiss, and secretly relishes the cruelty she inflicted on her hapless blue balled orbiter.

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  1. on May 12, 2017 at 12:23 pm jeangray07

    Cringe worthy. You can see the revulsion in her eyes.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 6:03 pm tomjones

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 6:41 pm Vanamee

        kanye is retarded most of the time, but he had his rare moments of clarity. (such as his pro-trump statements.)

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 8:38 am oink

        the very rare occasion censorship enhances a piece of art.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 2:26 am Jim Christian

      No kiddin’. Jesus H., she even wiped the kiss off her cheek. She musta really been skeeved. Courtside, bet he paid a grand for each ticket. Her girlfriend is to her right, bet he bought THREE tickets. Wuss.

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 11:43 am King

      The cringey Kiss Cam example has implications for the meme war.

      Like meme photos, gifs, and clips, the 12-second snippet is torn out of context to emphasize CH’s “Friendzoning” point. But we can all imagine a context that contradicts the point, such as the couple being siblings or married to different people.

      Memes also rely on this lack of context, and so they have been weaponized and deployed in the 24-7 global information and propaganda war:

      The right has (finally) discovered the power of the contextless attack meme which derives its power from a vivid visual depiction that can only be rebutted by the kind of patient scrutiny the audience no longer has the attention span for.

      Memes therefore serve the attack plan but do not serve the truth. It is important for shitlord thought leaders to keep the provenance of truth straight in this wilderness of mirrors, or they will easily become tools of the kikes indistinguishable from the dupes of the center and left.

      The Kiss Cam example above is a pedagogical instrument for a lesson most of us here should already know: the literal jumbotron test. But the eagerness with which 90% of commenters are rushing to condemn the guy and outdo everyone in contempt for his betatude is a sign that they are not wielders of the meme so much as they are its victim.

      Granted, the guy should have done better no matter what the context. But slow down on the overinterpretations and hyperbole, and read up on motes and planks.

      Matt

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  2. on May 12, 2017 at 12:23 pm Shortest Straw

    should have shoved her head down in his lap

    [CH: poon commandment: always err on the side of too much boldness, rather than too little.]

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 12:46 pm mendo

      What if he instead instructed her to kiss his cheek? Just gives her a once over and taps his cheek.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 12:54 pm sigsawyer

        That move always has to be followed up with turning your head at the last second and kissing her on the lips. Most of time she’ll balk- and then kiss you, either right there or in private later.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 2:34 pm Cracker

        too risky trying to turn your head for the kiss after that. if the girl isn’t into you like the one in the post, you’ll end up with a mouthful of cheek like he did.

        i think directing her to kiss the cheek is good on it’s own.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 2:46 pm Anonymous

        My thought as well. Preceded by the “come hither” gesture.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 4:19 pm Reb

      My idea was a throat and hair grab with a hard kiss and pray (expect) for boos doing it long. But this is funnier.

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 12:00 pm King

      [CH: poon commandment: always err on the side of too much boldness, rather than too little.]

      Just saw the very good documentary Get Me Roger Stone available on Nigflix. One of Stone’s rules: “Offense offense offense, never defense.”

      Stone was always too much of a look-at-me pervert dandy to be truly effective. As Trump says in the film, he heaps too much attention on himself. The trickster can’t be widely known as a trickster, lest his reputation become a hindrance to method.

      But Stone’s Machiavellian maxims were exactly what the right needed to finally slip the surly bonds of cuckery. His unapologetic strategy’s apotheosis in Trump led to the improbable political ascendancy of reaction, and for that he deserves credit.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 7:45 am tomjones

        “The conservatives are fools: They whine about the decay of traditional values, yet they enthusiastically support technological progress and economic growth. Apparently it never occurs to them that you can’t make rapid, drastic changes in the technology and the economy of a society without causing rapid changes in all other aspects of the society as well, and that such rapid changes inevitably break down traditional values.”
        -Unabomber

        Even a psychopath can be right.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 8:19 am plumpjack

        you also can’t make rapid changes without leveraging the future via debt, which puts us at a very disadvantageous position when it comes to trying to preserve muh traditional values.

        debt is the noose, but can you build big expensive warships and aircraft, or even a trebuchet, or your own personal skyscraper house, without it?

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  3. on May 12, 2017 at 12:25 pm jc

    Shrekt

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  4. on May 12, 2017 at 12:29 pm mendo

    Teasing the poor fucker with that top, too. His own damn fault, but shit, she’s wearing that on purpose to tell him he’ll never get anywhere near those pups.

    I bet he had tix and invited her to the game.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 2:37 pm Cracker

      yeah, that’s a nasty move on her part. attention whore and mean. great combo.

      and she probably wore it knowing there would a lot of other male prospects at the game so she wanted to advertise her availability.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 3:06 pm theng85

      Girls don’t go to sporting events on their own. He definitely bought those tickets. Bonus cringe points if he somehow paid off someone to put the kiss cam on him.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 11:35 pm Moses

      I got a lot of great things out of Game. One was how to bring teases like her to a “hop on my johnson or get out of my life” point.

      Time is so precious. Either convert a girl or next her.

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  5. on May 12, 2017 at 12:37 pm padawan125

    What about stroking your chin with a De Niro frown while looking her over?

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 12:44 pm tomjones

      Depends on the situation.

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  6. on May 12, 2017 at 12:41 pm Dread Forman

    Nice, another fake demoralization video. Friend zone!

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 12:45 pm mendo

      This is here as a reminder of what not to do and how to flip the script.

      It’s as simple at that.

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  7. on May 12, 2017 at 12:45 pm kj

    OT, but social conservative Rod Dreher shocked that in open relationships the women tend to be the ones who ask for it and sleep around more:

    http://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/polyamory-perversion-progress/

    [CH: open relationships, the ch explainer (for dreher’s edification):
    one ugly woman hitched to an effeminate omega male who wants to use him for household chores and as an emotional tampon while fucking a slightly less undesirable man on the side without consequence.]

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  8. on May 12, 2017 at 1:00 pm A Ghastly Public Friendzoning | @the_arv

    […] A Ghastly Public Friendzoning […]

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  9. on May 12, 2017 at 1:06 pm Sorcerygod

    There oughtta be a time limit for being with a girl before you lower the final curtain on your interaction.

    There is absolutely NO REASON to be spending time with the girl if progress isn’t being made on the pussy train to nirvana. And you should know if it is.

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 7:16 am wolfie65

      Thinking of girls as ‘nirvana’ is one of the biggest mistakes a guy can make.
      Turbo-pedestalize much ?

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  10. on May 12, 2017 at 1:07 pm Lord Sir x

    lol at the guy in the back giving the shocker

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  11. on May 12, 2017 at 1:09 pm Sorcerygod

    The single clearest example if a girl and you are traveling to sex paradise is her eyes. Does she light up to see you? Do her eyes crinkle with laughter at your jokes? Does her gaze seem warm and lingering?

    If she’s neutral or normal-seeming, forget it. And BTW, this shit should be apparent early on.

    You can test, in a way, if you’re a beta. Do you feel yourself to be interesting and powerful, based on what you’re saying and doing? Do you feel like someone YOU would date?

    P.S. I updated my website to write a review of top commentator Greg Eliot. If he’s reading this he may want to click my name to go visit my fair thoughts on him.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 2:39 pm daysofgame.com

      >> If she’s neutral or normal-seeming, forget it. And BTW, this shit should be apparent early on.

      I like your comment man… but there is something to be said about gaming “maybe girls.”

      Krauser has made the point that if she is a “yes” already, you’re not doing game. Game is about converting “maybes” to “yeses.”

      As a daygamer… as much as I like the full “in love” spaz look from a girl… most of the girls I’ve fucked have been suspicious at first. It is game (first calibrating to proximity and her nonverbals) that got me past the “who the hell is this” moment with many girls on the street.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 3:21 pm Sorcerygod

        Mmmm … I’m pretty good-looking, so I may be biased in my game advice. Flash the pretty face, see the reaction, that’s the sequence in my case. Daysofgame, you may be approaching in an awkward way, as well. If that’s the case, dial down the aggressive factor (but who am I to advise a gamer?)

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 2:31 am Nick

        It’s Krauser’s business, of course he’s going to say that. Most guys would never cold approach a girl on the street to even know if she was a “yes”. Cold approaching is game, knowing how to escalate a “yes” is game, “converting maybes to yeses” is game, but it’s not where it starts, it’s moving the goalposts for PUAs to distinguish themselves in an increasingly saturated market. Nothing against Krauser, just ran into him last week, but approach anxiety is hands down the biggest issue all guys face. Getting over AA and flipping stones to find a “yes” girl is game, even if PUAs consider it insufficiently difficult to merit their notice.

        [CH: imo AA is one of the top three hurdles beta males face on the way to romantic fulfillment. the other two are the urge to appease women and the fear of rhetorically and sexually escalating.]

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 5:18 am bob

        “Krauser has made the point that if she is a “yes” already, you’re not doing game. Game is about converting “maybes” to “yeses.””

        it’s arguable. i would say that inner-game earns you a lot of those “yes girls” that you couldn’t get without it. it’s not that simple.

        [CH: game is also about securing those “yeses”. a lot of men blow it with “yes” women, and could use the aid of game to stop doing those things that cause “yes” women to turn into “aw hell no” women.]

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 3:25 pm daysofgame.com

        >> Nothing against Krauser, just ran into him last week, but approach anxiety is hands down the biggest issue all guys face. Getting over AA and flipping stones to find a “yes” girl is game, even if PUAs consider it insufficiently difficult to merit their notice.

        Ummm… I’m mostly with you. But this is “most guys,” we’re talking about. And “most guys” will never have “game.” In the same way that you could put me in the driver seat of a racecar, and I can maybe get around the track, but that doesn’t make me a racecar driver.

        AA is a huge hurdle… statistically. It’s the #1 issue, but in a class of men that are mostly not going to get laid. AA is “Step 1,” and it eliminates most men… but that doesn’t make it the “important step,” it’s more like a filter before the steps begin.

        Getting past AA is just the price of admission.

        Players… the class of men that get past the AA barrier, that consistently create ‘connection’ with women… they have much more interesting issues… and they are the men of “game.”

        This goes back to the central bit about “is it just a numbers game.” If it was only about getting past AA… then yes, it would be a “numbers game.” Force yourself to approach… get laid… no problem. But that’s not how it works.

        And I think Krauser is right on with that “turning maybe’s into yeses.” If I find a yes girl, good for me. And I’ll assume most of my lays are just that… a good find. A girl where I didn’t fuck anything up (which is hard enough to do).

        But when I coax a girl in… when I convert suspicion into attraction… that… that is game. That is not “flipping stones,” that is seduction. That is calibration and social mastery.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 3:28 pm daysofgame.com

        >> [CH: imo AA is one of the top three hurdles beta males face on the way to romantic fulfillment. the other two are the urge to appease women and the fear of rhetorically and sexually escalating.]

        ^ Nice summary.

        I think the “urge to appease” is the spicy part of that comment. I like that. That’s a big deal.

        I was listening to some old Pickup101 talks this weekend… Lance is making her do all kind of things in his relationship…

        For men to go from “wanting to please her” to “getting her to please you” is a step toward “alpha” — or whatever you want to call it.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 2:39 pm Greg Eliot

      Or I may not want to.

      Don’t try to snow the snowman, kid.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 3:19 pm Sorcerygod

        *bows sweepingly to Greg Eliot*

        Love to borrow your comments/presence for my site. I’m advertising around the city I’m living in rather than wasting space here. It’s working well so far. Be pleased to recruit you to my site, so you’d have the Chateau and the Temple (mine).

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 3:29 pm bolg

      “Do you feel like someone YOU would date?”

      you date yourself way too much dude. it’s bad for your health. and grow some self-awareness.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 4:35 pm Philomathean

      Your writing is truly tedious, and the reason you want to be a good writer is the reason you’re not.

      You’re not interested in the craft of writing whatsoever, you’re interested only in the idea of inspiring admiration in others through your writing. Your character reeks of this insecurity.

      Shall I put it like that?

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 6:01 pm Sentient

      Gayest post ever at the chateau? Doesn’t your mom monitor your computer time?

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 9:02 pm jOHN MOSBY

        ” Doesn’t your mom monitor your computer time? ”
        She should. But who knows, letting him play grown up on ‘puter probably gives her some respite from witnessing his blatant faggery for a little while, as well as not having to listen to its autismo screechin ‘ if she pulls da pluggy.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 6:17 pm Lord of the Gulf Stream

      No one cares what you think. About anything.

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  12. on May 12, 2017 at 1:17 pm Ben-El

    He still had a better night than James Harden…

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  13. on May 12, 2017 at 1:47 pm elmertjones

    Off-topic but Sean Spicer should impersonate Melissa McCarthy which would terminate SNL’s tiresome gag. That won’t happen so it looks like they will take it to a feature-length movie.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 2:48 pm Anonymous

      He could dress up as the landwhale for Halloween at a party where he knows he’ll be photographed.

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  14. on May 12, 2017 at 1:58 pm plumpjack

    note to aspiring players: taking a prospect out to a spectator activity is beta. it just wastes precious time. you need to connect. with. her. keep it simple. taking her somewhere where they give you gay t-shirts to wear is not going to get her tingles tingling.

    if you MUST take her on a spectator date, take her to the monster truck races where she has to stay on high alert to avoid getting hit in the face by a flying 200mph, red hot, grease-covered axle, or something else that equally says that you dgaf.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 4:08 pm Cracker

      i agree. and with male dominated sports events, the fans are there to watch and glorify the men playing the sport. so in essence, you are encouraging your girl to iodolize and get tingles for other men while you’re sitting right there.

      at least with monster truck or car racing, the vehicles are what’s in view more than the drivers so she’s not going to be thinking of the men so much as the activity that’s going on.

      men who take their girls to male dominated sporting events are chumps.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 7:05 pm wolfie65

        And taking your girl to an event where there are 6’8+ men is just plain stup1d.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 7:56 pm 88

        i hadn’t thought about this much other than having a general feeling that something was wrong about men regularly attending sports events with their girls and families watching other men play.

        but you are dead on right about this. and men who join in or think it’s okay if their women wear and decorate with all the team sports gear are even worse. they are encouraging the worship of men other than themselves.

        when you think about it, it’s a mild form of cuckholding and can’t do anything but hurt the bonding and respect a woman has with her man.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 7:59 pm 88

        besides that. aside from the tomboy foul-mouthed sloots and dykes, girls don’t enjoy watching a lot of sports. so if the one you’ve got is really into the clothes decorations and watching games, they are probably not a great catch anyway.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 11:30 pm awkward female commenter

        This has sorority/ fraternity written all over it. Doubt they’re on a date. My guess is she wore the shirt for another guy (off camera), and that kiss cam guy asked if he could sit next to her. I just get the sense that this is the tip of the iceberg, in terms of trainwreck. No doubt she was sending him signals before the event that lead him to believe it was a good idea to do this, which it never is. Whomever she wore the shirt for, I get the sense they slept together, because that’s like her whole boobs going “remember these?”

        Of the guys on screen, kiss cam guy is the most attractive beta. Has the Barry Bee. Benson liberal smile, but other than that, seems normal. The other guys are basically sixth graders who accidentally stumbled into adulthood. They can’t wait to get home and catch a wild bulbasaur and taco night.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 2:26 pm Cracker

        “aside from the tomboy foul-mouthed sloots and dykes, girls don’t enjoy watching a lot of sports’

        yup. i’ve noticed the same thing. unless it’s their own kids playing, the only girls who really get into watching sports are the type you describe. it’s not natural or normal for a feminine girl to be into men’s activities.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 10:05 pm Vanamee

        this is one of those things that irked me but i never quite put into words. i don’t see it as much in the northeast states without their own major league teams but it is very much part of Boston culture. girls are BIG into the Pats, Bruins, Sox and as often as not it’s genuine and not just girly posing… but at the same time they are absolutely crushing on the alpha males like Brady, Edelman, Gronk, Tuuka, etc. now that i think about it’s the more violent sports the girls are most fascinated with (football, hockey) and less so baseball or basketball. in any event it’s another symptom of the general masculinization of women, down to the baggy jerseys and obnoxious fan behavior. (aspects of all this can be cute at times, i’ll admit.)

        i’d think the same caution applies to taking chicks to concerts with male singer songwriters and bands — your girl is focusing on famous, successful men at their apex for 2-4 hours. but in either of these cases (sports, shows) this should be a girl you’ve been with for some time; these events would never be a first, second, or fifth date (these need to be one on one) and if/when you do go to such an event your girl should have built up significant attraction by then.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 6:05 pm Sentient

      Dirt track racing is pretty good too. And cheap. And you can split after a couple of races. Fuck spending 3 hours sitting around.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 8:02 pm 88

        yep, i don’t get the appeal of sitting around watching other men play games for hours. let alone spending the added time driving, parking, waiting in line for concessions on top of that. it’s also expensive and not worth the money.

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 6:28 am wolfie65

        Have her watch YOU rip sick tricks on the halfpipe.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 2:31 pm Cracker

        or have her watch you play team sports with your buddies. girls love watching their men doing sweaty manly stuff.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 6:57 am Doubter

      Great recommendation. It’s akin to taking a snooty girl to a dive bar to challenge her frame.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 7:01 am tomjones

      If you must: Take her to a wet T-shirt contest. Or a Vegas show with lots of hot showgirls.

      Never sports.

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 8:53 pm Lichthof

        I knew a girl who had odd sized breasts.
        She came 1st and 3rd in a wet t shirt competition.

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 9:13 pm cortesar

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 10:55 am bolg

        @ Lichthof

        lol

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 4:39 pm quorasdesignatedasshole

      I used to take girls to my workshop. Hand them concealers and let them watch me as I powered my way through a column.

      Showers and sex were nearly inevitable.

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    • on May 15, 2017 at 5:25 am CulturalResilience from Mobile

      Take her to the female beach volley ball finals.

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  15. on May 12, 2017 at 2:01 pm greenmantlehoyos

    I feel like we all just watched a man get flayed game of thrones style and just stood there.

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  16. on May 12, 2017 at 2:27 pm bolg

    rejecting a kiss in public raises her smv. no cunt would miss the opportunity for free publicity.

    there is an axiom somewhere in this:

    the bigger the audience, etc. etc.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 11:34 pm awkward female commenter

      I didn’t think it worked that way for females.

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  17. on May 12, 2017 at 2:42 pm daysofgame.com

    What do we call it when a woman has a RING ON HER LEFT RING FINGER?

    She’s married? Engaged??

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  18. on May 12, 2017 at 2:43 pm Tam the Bam

    “Da meeja could not be played” but from the still … he looks like some form of pajeet. Ergo horrible, horrible, arselicking but gropey game, to which he will never admit. Bred in the bone.
    And she looks chinesey. Not shame famiry in pubric. A worse, more unsexual combo could hardly be found. OK, maybe … Welsh man/Neapolitan hoyden.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 8:38 pm Vagina dominator

      Push up bra. Possible plum-bob norks.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 1:38 am Alt Right Footsoldier

      The shitskin and the slope eye from the still aren’t the ones the video is about. They were just the last pair on the screen before the beta guy.

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  19. on May 12, 2017 at 2:44 pm Cracker

    just noticed the graphics and her reaction. look how thrilled she is after she sees the caution tape and friendzone sign popping up. the nasty bitch loved it.

    feel sorry for the kid. but hopefully it was a good wake up call and grew balls enough to ditch her.

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  20. on May 12, 2017 at 2:58 pm Jim

    I think he could have saved it if he hadn’t started laughing so awkwardly with her right away. It came across as a very gay “OMG, can you imagine if we did?!”

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  21. on May 12, 2017 at 3:31 pm Villea

    This is one way

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  22. on May 12, 2017 at 3:34 pm Villea

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 3:37 pm Hackett To Bits

      That’s the way you do it: increase attraction.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 4:15 pm mendo

      If only he had had a grapefruit in his palm.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 9:21 pm Greg Eliot

        And to think, there are some here who won’t get that superb reference. 😉

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 11:45 pm jOHN MOSBY

        ” If only he had had a grapefruit in his palm.”
        James Cagney game !
        Good one, mendo.

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 11:55 pm plumpjack

        had to look it up. hilarious!

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 4:16 pm Ironsides

      Kek. A reader of this blog, or just a natural shitlord?

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  23. on May 12, 2017 at 3:38 pm Max from Australia

    teach your sons to hold there heads high. never ever hold your eyes lower than a woman – certain death

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  24. on May 12, 2017 at 4:17 pm A Ghastly Public Friendzoning | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  25. on May 12, 2017 at 4:29 pm cavoritegroup

    Jumbotron is the CH maxim I use the most. It’s a good, general reminder to step back and objectively review whatever it is that you’re doing. Doesn’t have to be related to women.

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  26. on May 12, 2017 at 5:15 pm cortesar

    Muslim privilege. pic.twitter.com/z9EDcoRH1Y

    — David Duke (@DrDavidDuke) May 12, 2017

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 6:43 pm vfm#7634

      If they’re not bringing Muslim boys, what’s not to like?

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    • on May 15, 2017 at 7:13 am tomjones

      We should nuke Detroit

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  27. on May 12, 2017 at 5:19 pm Haven M.

    he got caught, on the jumbo-cam, staring right at her tits. That’s what she saw before he went in for the … kiss.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 6:07 pm Sentient

      He should of motorboated them…

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 11:22 am itsme

        or pooped on them

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  28. on May 12, 2017 at 5:23 pm Vanamee

    :04s doesn’t she have some sort of ring on her wedding finger? (nontraditional looking but still)

    :10s wipes her face, ugh, insult to injury right there.

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  29. on May 12, 2017 at 5:25 pm Vanamee

    :04s doesn’t she have a r1ng on her w3dding finger? (nontraditional looking but still)

    :10s wipes her face, ouch, insult to injury right there.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 7:46 pm 88

      Good catch. Didn’t notice the face wipe or the ring. Wiping the face adds more insult to injury but based on the slutty top I’m guessing they are not married

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 7:47 pm 88

      good eye. i didn’t notice the ring or the face wipe. wiping her face adds insult to injury but based on the slutty top, i’m guessing they are not m@rried

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 6:28 pm Random Guy

      Makes you wonder why she’s there with someone whose not her husband, though there’s a mention to a possible friend of hers to the side.

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  30. on May 12, 2017 at 5:33 pm cortesar

    when you finally found your missing half and only a long road of symbiotic completeness is in front of you

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 7:09 pm wolfie65

      Here’s your chance, sheep.
      Quick chomp on the neck – halal…..

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 9:49 pm Vagina dominator

        I think this is a case of mis-remembering. The basis of my misremembering is the movie Sleepers, (1996). Young men/boys abused in a detention center, etc.

        Wiki tells me the priest was a good guy in that.

        I must admit to having feet of clay.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 10:00 pm Vagina dominator

        The goat is whispering sweet nothings.

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 7:09 am tomjones

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 11:20 am itsme

        golf clap for the man in the video.

        also, why is it no surprise that the other person on the mic (presumably a representative of the board) sounds like an uberfag

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 9:29 pm Greg Eliot

      Heh, heh… an Islamic GTO.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 10:29 pm jOHN MOSBY

      How did you get a pic of ((( j00t1n ))) takin’ his latest HB 9 starcucks conquest back to his hovel for some hawt ackshun ?

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm cortesar

      http://imgur.com/a/AF1Kx

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 10:44 pm cortesar

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 11:51 am mendo

        Golden Goat award!

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  31. on May 12, 2017 at 7:51 pm Vagina dominator

    @ Greg (earlier thread)

    “I don’t recall any such theme, main or minor… which scenes are you talking about?”

    Yes, you’re right. I am confusing it with another movie with a similar setting. Can’t remember the name right now (damn). Will tell you when I remember it.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 9:32 pm Greg Eliot

      There was a scene in The Departed where Nicholson broke the balls of a couple of priests about the subject, but I wouldn’t call it a main theme.

      I never saw Spotlight, and that whole movie was about it, so I guess that’s not the one you meant either.

      Mystic River had a strong underlying current about it, but again, these are all Irish gang movies, not Italian.

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  32. on May 12, 2017 at 8:15 pm Vagina dominator

    They are wearing #run as one T-shirts. This is an “initiative” from a group called – vomitously – “Team Red, White and Blue”.

    In my experience, “initiative” is a commonly-used code word used by people trying to climb the greasy pole when they really mean “marketing scam” or “business networking opportunity” or “credentials polishing” or “way to give the boss a rim job”.

    “Wow, look at that pile of corpses and broken lives that resulted from the insane Iraq War! That’s really high. I’ll bet if we climbed up on top of it, we’d almost be able to see the C-suite.”

    The squaw is an obvious corporation whore.

    The guy looks like the classic corporate beta. You can’t humiliate a guy like this enough. He is beyond it. “Taking one for the team” is the meaning of his stupid “unselfish” beta life.

    He will never learn anything ever again – for the rest of his life. If he lives to 1000 years, the experience will be lost on him as his ears are stopped and his eyes blinkered. In his ears, the roar of reality is just an annoying buzz.

    He learnt it all in kindergarten.

    Sit up straight.
    Do what you’re told.
    Respect women.
    Salute the flag.
    Honor the dead.
    Serve the Jew.
    Be a loser.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 3:17 am Scanman

      Well said.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 6:34 am wolfie65

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 6:02 pm James.

      Jipers cripers. How true it is. Can he be woken? Doubtful. Will he climb aboard only when his ship has actually capsized?

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  33. on May 12, 2017 at 8:32 pm Vagina dominator

    The embarrassing part isn’t that he was seen checking out the cleavage. Jack Nicholson would do that on the Jumbotron. No problem.

    The problem is that he got caught “sneaking” a look. Sneaking is unmanly behavior because it implies that you are always answerable to others for what you do.

    Don’t sneak.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 9:37 pm Greg Eliot

      “It’s like an eclipse of the sun… you don’t stare, you take a quick glance and then look away… otherwise it’s too dangerous. I poked you to just take a peek”.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 6:14 am elmertjones

      Women expose their cleavage to exploit men’s sneaking a peek which gives them a huge power trip. Gaze at their tits without shame and look them in the face like a man when they check to see if you have been busted. Quietly and honestly tell them “you have a lovely bosom [insert their name], nature was kind to you” and they will gush.

      Met me niece at a family dinner recently. Hadn’t seen her since she was a child. She is pretty hot and gets a lot of attention from men. She had her cleavage out and gave me the “you’re busted” face. My own damn niece. Enjoy it while you got it girl because there comes a day when men stop looking and would prefer you to cover up.

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  34. on May 12, 2017 at 8:35 pm walawala

    Another point of view on this. It’s common when you’re gaming a girl and take her out for the first time, move in for the kiss and she turns her head.

    Just had this happen. Second time she kissed me. If some choad had been focused on this it would have looked like I was friendzoned when in the second instance I k-closed.

    I’d say this guy went for a bold move, she was surprised. Friendzoned? It’s a matter of perception. We don’t know what happened next.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 8:42 pm Vagina dominator

      You find there are women who don’t want to kiss you? Interesting.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 9:36 pm Cracker

      that’s not common

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 9:38 pm Cracker

      if that seems like a common occurrence to you, you need to work on reading girls signals more. then not going in for a kiss unless you’re sure she’ll be receptive.

      girls will lose attraction for you every time you do that kind of shit.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 9:42 pm Greg Eliot

      Back in the day, I’ve had one or two say (with a sigh, mind you), that it was “too soon” when we were out on a first date..

      But that was after we already kissed, early into night.

      And I ain’t talkin’ no peck on the cheek, neither.;-)

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 9:53 pm Cracker

        Greg is right. that kind of thing does happen. girls don’t always want to move fast and that’s understandable. so they will put their hands on your chest and with a gentle smile tell you to slow down or whatever.

        but just turning her head and giving you the cheek? that’s not something that should happen. especially not as a common occurrence. that means you’re waiting for the right signals and just moving in anyway.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 9:53 pm Cracker

        *not waiting

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 7:15 am tomjones

        what about the part when she spanks you

        kek

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 9:25 am Greg Eliot

        jones, the only spankin’ going is between you and Madame Thumb’s four daughters.

        You fairy.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 12:03 am Days of Broken Arrows

      If it was private, yes, we don’t know what happens next. But here, the public humiliation pretty much assures rejection.

      There is a larger issue with this. The idea that men have to “answer” to larger forces in media is bulls*t. Real men should not be mugging it up for the “kiss cam.” They should either sit and stare blankly (like Puddy from Seinfeld) or give the finger.

      Which leads me to my next point. Why the EFF do we have to pander to women with stupid things like “kiss cams” at sporting events? Old-time players like Lou Gherig and the short-tempered Joe DiMaggio would have taken the cam and smashed it, then gone after the cam operator.

      Come to think of it, that’s what this guy should have done. We’re there to watch the game, not perform like trained seals. I’m not about to kiss ANYONE for the benefit of others.

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 1:52 pm vfm#7634

      No, he was definitely friend-zoned. There are other hints besides the obvious one (that you’re dismissing).

      It’s actually quite easy to know if she’d be down for a kiss: whether she is willing to hold your hand. Especially with interlocking fingers. After all, hands have more nerve endings than just about any other part of the body. I’ve found it to be failsafe.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 9:06 pm Vagina dominator

        Interesting point.

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  35. on May 12, 2017 at 9:06 pm cortesar

    Artist Cleon Peterson was chosen to paint the Rothschilds' boat. Here's his other artwork.

    They rub their anti-white agenda in our faces. pic.twitter.com/cRGzSEEPqa

    — /pol/ News Forever (@polNewsForever) May 12, 2017

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 9:15 pm Vagina dominator

      The evidence of their feelings and intentions is overwhelming.

      Note the yacht. They are ready to take to the sea for as long as the cleansing takes. Most people will be gone inside three months. Then they can come back to land.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 9:21 pm cortesar

      /pol/ works fast pic.twitter.com/Jan53lL7yE

      — Aleph (@woke8yearold) May 12, 2017

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 9:22 pm cortesar

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 9:46 pm Greg Eliot

        That’s what I’ll have painted on my yacht. kekekekekekekek

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 10:00 pm Cracker

        much better

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 11:21 pm Ironsides

        That is an excellent response to that earlier “art.”

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 6:46 pm vfm#7634

        I especially like how the Pepes have sad faces.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 3:37 am Scanman

      Hahaha

      Contempt for your enemies is a serious weakness because it means you will not be able to avoid underestimating them. Their pride — the source of their inevitable overreaching — has always been their undoing, and will be again.

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 5:59 am Greg Eliot

        This, this, and THIS.

        On a side note, someone on that twitter link did a negative contrast view of that (ahem) art and flipped the script to make white dominant over black.

        It was a tough call, which one to chose between the negative contrast and the Pepe. kekekekekekek

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 7:35 pm vfm#7634

        “Will be again”

        Actually “is again”, if you consider what Trump has been doing.

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  36. on May 12, 2017 at 9:11 pm Vagina dominator

    If they really were patriots they would have killed the shitskin sitting in the row in front of them. That’d be something for the Jumbotron.

    White Sharia Now!

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  37. on May 12, 2017 at 9:16 pm cortesar

    note that there are huge garbage containers just beside
    this is the same all over europe wherever these savages live

    Today's Germany: Muslim Arab refugees prefer easy lifestyle by dropping garbage out of their apartment windows. pic.twitter.com/IleWj4F7RZ

    — ← (@JPY_Kurdish) April 9, 2017

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 9:36 pm Vagina dominator

      Ebola breaks out in Africa again. Bring them to Europe where they can get better medical care.

      http://www.bbcdotco.uk/news/world-africa-39899406

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 5:19 pm wolfie65

        Based on what I’ve read, they suspect that (modern) Ebola may have originated in a cave near the Uganda/Zaire (Congo) border, but they’re unsure of how it survives in there or who the original carriers are.
        Monkeys, bats and bugs they tested in the area have come back clean.
        If that thing manages to mutate to the point where it becomes immune to western drugs -good night.
        Btw, I don’t think Europe is screening their new citizens – who are ‘a gift more valuable than gold’ – for infectious diseases.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 1:17 pm Ironsides

        They’re hauling them in in such numbers that it seems doubtful they even COULD screen them. Should bring some fine old ailments to Europe that their hygiene has kept at bay for a long while.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 10:39 pm jOHN MOSBY

      Makes ’em feel like they are back home. They use the dumpsters for a little privacy when they service the goats.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 3:15 am Difference maker

      Lol there’s a YouTube video of an invader moaning how no one came to take out his trash, from his taxpayer provided apartment. With the shot of a dumpster in the background

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 12:40 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

      Arabs are filthy bastards. Middle Eastern cities are strewn with garbage. There is detritus everywhere. I routinely see people (women especially) drive into a parking lot, opening up the car door and dumping the contents of a few days with of diapers, napkins, take away food wrappings, plastic water bottles – you name it. The food court in the mall is horrific. Large families, 10 people sitting around tables pushed together then get up and leave: they leave a disaster behind. Carry your tray over to the receptacle, dump the waste, and stack the tray on the others? Ha.

      They are a bunch of children sorely in need of adult supervision and deserve everything they get.

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 5:21 pm wolfie65

        They are a tumor on the planet and deserve to get their holy black cube nuked.

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 11:55 pm Ben Shona

        They’re shit eating monkeys fit to live only among themselves niggers and Jews.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 10:12 am Corporal Hicks

        Les, muslims are the best diversionary tactic the eskimos have ever had. (Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.)

        Get mad at all the headscarves, the garbage dumping, the mosque-building….that’s fine. It’s also misguided. The Globohomo Elite LOVE the fact you are mesmerized by militant islam. Gives them quiet time to build the Bathhouse Transexual prison for your children and grandchildren (if we have any)

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 6:47 pm vfm#7634

        @Corporal Hicks

        The key is not to have a one-track mind. Going on about the Afro-Muslim plague and ignoring (((chicanery))) is a bad idea, but so is the reverse.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 3:37 am Les Saunders, Protestant

        Cpl., I know the score. And I’m talking about how they behave in their own countries, lest anyone express sympathy for the poor, benighted Arab.

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  38. on May 12, 2017 at 9:30 pm cortesar

    a lot of scientiss’
    and the libtard whore in tha background
    how could you possibly ask for more

    Trump: Why did you call your project name, 'Trump'?
    Student: Because it conquers all.
    Trump: Watch, they won't put that on television. 😂 pic.twitter.com/pmCATDlsmS

    — Alex 🇺🇸 (@SoCal4Trump) May 12, 2017

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  39. on May 12, 2017 at 9:32 pm cortesar

    Trump: Why did you call your project name, 'Trump'?
    Student: Because it conquers all.
    Trump: Watch, they won't put that on television. 😂 pic.twitter.com/pmCATDlsmS

    — Alex 🇺🇸 (@SoCal4Trump) May 12, 2017

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  40. on May 12, 2017 at 9:41 pm cortesar

    You stare at MSExcel spreadsheets all day, come home, and listen to this guy yell something about Russia. Forever.

    Such is life in America. pic.twitter.com/0JYHYNYTFq

    — Faceberg (@weimerica) May 12, 2017

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 9:45 pm cortesar

      or this

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 9:54 pm cortesar

        fortunatly there is that thing call internet
        thnx al gore

        This man is a hero. pic.twitter.com/z7zbDEHzKU

        — Earl of Grey (@GrafVonGrau) May 9, 2017

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 10:47 pm safespaceplaypen

        “homosexuality is disgusting. Homophobia is beautiful and natural. Homophobia is a natural side of people’s lives”

        priceless gem. deadly sentence. could cause heart attack in fags and degenerates

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 12:03 pm mendo

        The Ides of March

        “I’m your vehicle baby,
        I’ll take you anywhere you wanna go”

        kekekek

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  41. on May 13, 2017 at 12:03 am Days of Broken Arrows

    Stuck in moderation. And it’s a really good comment. What’s the problem here lately?

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 12:04 am Days of Broken Arrows

      My comment was that men shouldn’t be performing like trained seals for “kiss cams” to begin with. Why are these intrusive, female-pandering abominations at games to begin with?

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 12:47 am jOHN MOSBY

      Maybe The Gawd of Mod Is angry and needs an offering of some sorts.
      Cigars and rum might work, It’s worth a try.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 6:17 am Ironsides

      It seems almost random. Sometimes I type a post full of allegedly forbidden words and it posts without a murmur. Other times, I type something totally bland and innocuous, and there’s nothing I can do to get it through moderation.

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 5:48 pm Tam the Bam

        I was back up in town yesterday and everything appeared instantly, so I managed to poast loads of crap. Down here it’s weirdly conditional on [something or other], or a combination of somethings. Some go right through, some in mod limbo for hours, even days, and a load just shoah’d. All I can think of is the username/ISP associations, as I doubt this one (sheepyland) being ASDL and t’other being proper optic cable could have a lot of effect. Not that I’d know all that much about it. I grew up with kerosene lamps and a coal range. Maybe I should re-seat the cat’s whisker on the crystal?

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  42. on May 13, 2017 at 5:05 am Carlos Danger

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  43. on May 13, 2017 at 9:26 am cortesar

    A sign for our times. pic.twitter.com/R2yJ0o5899

    — /pol/ News Forever (@polNewsForever) May 13, 2017

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 9:27 am cortesar

      Diversity is our strength. pic.twitter.com/yZ2cDaFIY8

      — /pol/ News Forever (@polNewsForever) May 10, 2017

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 10:35 am Hackett To Bits

        What’s left of the Obama coalition…

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 11:09 am Caligula

        Around blacks never relax.

        If they’re not preying on Whites, Whites are getting caught up in their intraracial drama.

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 6:43 pm Sentient

        Inter tribal drama…

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 6:40 am Caligula

        Reading comprehension.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 7:21 pm Greg Eliot

        I believe intraracial (or tribal) is the correctly prefixed term, when speaking of black-on-black violence, as Cali was doing.

        For the record..

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 2:26 pm vfm#7634

      Change “birds” to “Africans”

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  44. on May 13, 2017 at 9:30 am Hackett To Bits

    “Several Liberty graduates wore “Make America Great Again” Trump hats to their graduation.

    “President Trump told the graduates to reach for their dreams and that “nothing is easier or more pathetic than being a critic.””

    lolzlolz!

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 9:33 am cortesar

      Trump: Why did you call your project name, 'Trump'?
      Student: Because it conquers all.
      Trump: Watch, they won't put that on television. 😂 pic.twitter.com/pmCATDlsmS

      — Alex 🇺🇸 (@SoCal4Trump) May 12, 2017

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 4:06 pm Reb

      Oh Liberty is the shit. So is Texas A&M.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 9:16 am Big-Al

        I love College Station but they caught a black professor saying whites need to be killed and they haven’t fired him…maybe even a conservative Southern school can be infiltrated with ease…

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 1:56 pm Chuck Steak

        A&M is cucked, brah.

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  45. on May 13, 2017 at 11:25 am Captain Obvious

    Woman Attempts to Drive GOP Congressman Off Road Over Health Care Vote: Cops http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3552744/posts

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 11:26 am Captain Obvious

      “Wendi Wright, a 35-year-old resident of Obion County, was charged with felony reckless endangerment after she purportedly tailed a car that Rep. David Kustoff, a Republican, and his aide Marianne Dunavant had taken from a town hall event Monday at the University of Tennessee at Martin.”

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 11:27 am Captain Obvious

        KEYWORDS: Roberta Kustoff, Marianne Purcell Dunavant, Jew, Jewish

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  46. on May 13, 2017 at 12:04 pm ItsASecret

    White woman who easily attracts white cuck men, but only sleeps with black men

    https://mobile.twitter.com/cuckoldressv?lang=en

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  47. on May 13, 2017 at 2:16 pm Priapus

    Eyes locked on him; never looks at the camera.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 4:09 pm Reb

      Dude has a mouthpiece too. Funny how the black announcer gets it yet s many White faggots out there don’t.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 6:20 pm Anonymous

      What a beard.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 7:39 pm itsme

      ‘i gotta hold the door open for you’
      ‘yeah it looks like you do!’
      he doesn’t

      llolzolzlzlzozlzzololzolz

      ‘i love him….’
      he looks at her out of the corner of his eye and smirks, says nothing

      there’s hope yet for america! shame about the whole france thing

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 1:54 pm Ironsides

      Another shitlord. Perhaps there’s hope for the young yet.

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  48. on May 13, 2017 at 3:28 pm Dave

    I would feel bad for the guy.

    Except, a big part of the reason why women are under the illusion that they are special little snowflake princesses (as opposed to special little cumshot queens) is because of pathetic dudes like this.

    I’m sure he paid for her ticket.

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  49. on May 13, 2017 at 4:04 pm Reb

    White women are begging White betas to please just grow a pair for once and rape the fuck out of them….

    http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/woman-fighting-rape-allowing-strangers-touch-vagina/

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 7:02 pm Hackett To Bits

      What an unbelievable frickin’ waste of a not bad looking, nubile young woman…

      LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on May 14, 2017 at 9:42 pm SteveRogers42

        Science, man.

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 11:40 am Greg Eliot

      What’s the over/under on this Milo Moiré being a yenta?

      I’m betting heavily on the over for this (ahem) Swiss performance (ahem) artist..

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 6:17 pm Captain Obvious

        It’s amazing that Der Fuehrer went after (((the parasites))) in Poland & France, when (((their))) real home bases were in Sweden & Switzerland.

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  50. on May 13, 2017 at 6:00 pm wizkidjohnq

    Speaking of negs,this is one of the weirdest that i have run across. Oddly enough, it probably worked. I guess you really can never underestimate gals.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 6:12 pm James.

      Much better than a compliment but is it making progress?

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 6:57 pm plumpjack

      very funny. totally unexpected. great way to “take a dump” on attention whoring. women seldom handle a taste of their medicine well. and as you say, it probably works, depending on how he follows it up.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 7:36 pm vfm#7634

      “Well, you DO look like a toilet from that angle”

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 9:10 pm Vagina dominator

        It’s the porcelain skin.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 9:20 am Greg Eliot

        Heh, heh… porcelain skin. (((golf clap)))

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 8:25 pm Cracker

      that’s fantastic

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 9:24 pm Cracker

        the best part is that he doesn’t cave after someone gives him a hard time about it. he comes back swinging like a pro.

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  51. on May 13, 2017 at 8:24 pm Lichthof

    I’m in a small student town right now and the female students are very clingy and over the top nice.
    Interesting experience.
    I just checked the stats and 60% of the students are female.
    The local university had to post an ad looking for male prom dates.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 11:14 pm Vinvent

      Oh, the horrors…

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 5:19 pm Lord of the Gulf Stream

      Sounds like a goldmine.

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  52. on May 13, 2017 at 10:30 pm Todd Everhart

    Hold your nose, make a stinky face, and point in her direction. You will likely earn a playful beating afterward. Always keep life fun where you can.

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  53. on May 14, 2017 at 2:39 am cavoritegroup

    OT game question:

    How do you remain “on” constantly? I was approached by a legit ‘9’ (in my book) at a store today and my mouth was several steps behind my brain.

    Day game always catches me off guard. My main issue is that I hate strangers interacting with me; so I operate under the mistaken assumption that everyone thinks the same way I do.

    Are there any maxims for this? My distant/reserved personality is a plus when I’m approaching; but a hinderance when I have to improv.

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 5:08 am Captain Obvious

      “a legit ‘9’… my mouth was several steps behind my brain…”

      If you’re a nihilist, then you’ve already memorized 10 or 15 stock wisecracks for various different situations like these.

      But if not, then there’s always Honesty.

      “Well, normally this is the part where I’d say something rude & rather cruel to you – that’s what we’d call a ‘Neg’ – just to keep you in line, so your head doesn’t get too big, but, uh, gosh, will you m@rry me?”

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 5:12 am Captain Obvious

        SHE: “Do you know which aisle has the Diet Coke?”

        YOU: “If you don’t gimme your number, I’m gonna go home and cry.”

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 8:08 am Captain Obvious

        “I want to have your ch!ldren!” “Wait, no, I don’t have a w0mb. You’re supposed to say that.”

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 8:10 am Captain Obvious

        “Do you believe in L0ve at first sight?” “I don’t.” “Or at least I didn’t.”

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 8:11 am Captain Obvious

        “Do you believe in L0ve at first sight?” “JUST KIDDING!!!”

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 9:05 pm cavoritegroup

        Appreciate the advice. I always regret inaction more than a fuck-up.

        This is where ‘jumbotron” thinking can be counterproductive. Any crap I pull off the top of my head will fail the test, so I freeze. Overthinking and hyper self-awareness have always been my bane. It’s hard to grind away your natural disposition.

        I may never get to where CH, Roosh, etc., are; but the quality of women in my life life has increased dramatically over those ten years. I owe them both a huge debt of gratitude.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 9:12 pm Vagina dominator

        @ Capn

        “Do you know which aisle has the Diet Coke?” would work best if you were in a book store.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 9:16 pm Vagina dominator

        Or if you are in the 7-11, ask the bitch to recommend a book.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 9:17 pm Vagina dominator

        What, you don’t read? I’m reading you like a book.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 9:19 pm Vagina dominator

        Doesn’t matter what the fuck you say. She’ll be gone in 30 seconds (especially if someone left the keys in her),or maybe not. Just amuse yourself.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 10:00 pm Vagina dominator

        If she wants to know about your “reading” of her…

        SiIly self-involved twat: “Really? What am I like?”

        Lord of poon: “You’re a real page turner.”

        I might extend this to an entire fantasy routine to be memorized by hopeless autists. Then sell it on the Internet. I’ll have “inside” and “hidden” video showing someone using it on hotties with awesmoe success, then…

        SMASH CUT

        to autist pushing his glasses back onto his nose as hottie gives him a back seat bj.

        My seminars will sell out. Incredible success will breed even more incredible success.

        TEN YEARS LATER, 2 Spergs talking.

        Sperg #1 “Then I hit her with old faithful. Bookstore/ 7-11 routine. Never fails.”

        Sperg #1 and Sperg #2: (Together as they fist bump.): “Never fails.”

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 9:19 am Captain Obvious

        ‘“Do you know which aisle has the Diet Coke?” would work best if you were in a book store.’

        My understanding was that she opened on him, and then he kinda froze, but I agree, with the roles reversed, it would be a good opener.

        “She’ll be gone in 30 seconds”

        Exactly. My brain is over-flowing with the memories of chicks whom I hit it off with for five minutes or so, but then I never saw again [stupidly assuming that of course I’d keep seeing them “around”]. Whatever you do, GET SOME CONTACT INFO. Even if all you can summon up is something dorky & goofy & sentimental, just blurt it out, get the convo going, and tease out a way for staying in touch with her.

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 6:00 am Sentient

      “How do you remain “on” constantly? ”

      By realizing YOU have value… By living a dynamic, passionate and authentic life… by following the Platinum Rule [do whatever you want to do whenever you want to do it] and then… just talking.

      “hey” is a reliable opener.

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 6:45 am Lichthof

      Sounds like you’re still faking it until you make it…and faking it is tiring for you.
      Once you reach an alpha state of mind through repetition and experience all of this comes natural to you.
      Day game can be improved by just chatting to emotes at restaurants, coffee shop and stores.
      Main thing is just enjoy it.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 6:48 am Lichthof

        *employees

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 7:26 am wolfie65

      Don’t feel bad, day ‘game’ is likely to catch anyone off guard because the chances of an attractive woman – who isn’t with her boyfriend/husb@nd and/or k1ds – approaching a single guy are infinitesimally tiny.
      And if she really was a 9 like you claim, that makes ZFG attitude very difficult to pull off.
      Because your biology commands you to GF.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 10:28 pm Vagina dominator

        If she is a 9, you can control your emotions by thinking about that ingrown hair she no doubt has next to her landing strip. Let a small smile play across your lips as you think about it.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 5:05 pm Lichthof

        I usually imagine a hottie pooping…that gets rid of any anxiety..plus abundance erases anxiety too

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 8:15 am Captain Obvious

      One of the reasons I’m pushing honesty here is because if you ever cross paths with Natural Chemistry, then you need to seize it immediately. A very lucky Playah cross paths with Natural Chemistry maybe once per decade, and for some dudes, maybe only once in an entire lifetime.

      If nothing else, blurt out “Look, if I don’t get your number, right now, then I’m never gonna see you again for the rest of my life, so gimme yer number.”

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 9:28 am plumpjack

        funny thing is, the more confident/relaxed you become, the more you find “natural chemistry” lurking everywhere.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 10:55 am plumpjack

        one of the best things a guy can do to improve his “relatability” is take a meditation class so he can learn to shut off the brain chatter that belies his lack of experience with women.

        calmness is what gives women that feeling of “OMG I felt like we were meant to be together!” it’s also what allows a guy to be himself and show his personality.

        “chemistry” is a more generic feeling for women than one might think. often all a guy has to do to give her the feeling of good chemistry is be calm. since they get approched all the time, they don’t have the brain chatter that guys do over getting approached that guys do. so when a guy is calm, she feels like “he gets her”.

        naturally you want to find a meditation class close to campus or that’s advertised in a yoga studio so it’s as jam-packed with horny single girls trying to overcome their anxiety about their SMV as possible.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 11:13 am Captain Obvious

        PJ, I have to go through about ten years’ worth of hos before I can find one that I have some true Natural Chemistry with.

        Getting laid is easy.

        Wanting to hang around afterwards is HARD.

        You’re getting too cynical.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 11:26 am plumpjack

        “You’re getting too cynical.”

        heh. yeah, maybe. the price of knowing too much.

        seriously, though. I continue to meet a fair number of good quality, attractive, interesting, honest, patriarchy-fearing girls worth keeping around. the hard part is deciding which one, and for how long.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 11:54 am Captain Obvious

        Well count your blessings and start putting

        BUNZ -> OVENZEZES

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 6:19 pm Sentient

        “funny thing is, the more confident/relaxed you become, the more you find “natural chemistry” lurking everywhere”

        Concur on this point and finding cool good looking girls around. They really just want you to step up, take charge and mold them. Yeah you need to go throught the dance and shit testing, but at this point you kbow what’s up amd don’t take any of it seriously. At all.

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  54. on May 14, 2017 at 4:46 am SFC Ton

    Tickets to sports events are expensive

    Why the fuck is jumbotron dude laying out that kind of cash on a bitch he isn’t fucking?

    Reckon beta is as beta does

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 6:51 am oink

      You’d think “cannot buy your way to vajvana” would be common sense by now, even for betas.

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 8:06 am Hackett To Bits

      That’s the beta mindset…if I’m just nice enough, if I’m just generous enough, if I’m just gentlemanly enough…repeated experiences of rejection/LJBF does nothing to get him out of nice-guy linear thinking.

      For the beta the concept of game has to come from outside himself, it has to be learned and accepted and only then does he get into a pattern of self-beneficial behavior around women.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 2:01 pm Ironsides

        Yet there have to be “original alphas” somewhere — unless the Red Pill is a revealed religion.

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  55. on May 14, 2017 at 8:37 am Captain Obvious

    Kirkersville shooter had long history of abuse against women http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3552897/posts

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 8:38 am Captain Obvious

      “Investigators said Hartless, 43, briefly took two passers-by hostage in the woods behind the Pine Kirk Care Center at 205 E. Main St. in Kirkersville before killing the village police chief, Steven Eric DiSario, as he responded to a report of a man with a gun. After shooting DiSario, Hartless stormed into the nursing home and shot Marlina Medrano, 46, an ex-girlfriend who worked there as a nurse, and Cindy Krantz, 48, a nurse aide…”

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 8:38 am Captain Obvious

      QUOTE: “Medrano had given Hartless chance after chance…”

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 8:39 am Captain Obvious

        “Hartless” – precisely what The Hamster craves above all other qualities…

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 8:41 am Captain Obvious

        Dude k!lled his ex, one of her co-workers, the p0lice chief, and then [apparently] himself. That was one icy cold “hartless” Dark Triad mutha ph*cka.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 9:26 am plumpjack

        you can bet your life savings that he loves to spoon.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 1:46 pm vfm#7634

        All he wanted was a hug.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 7:17 pm Greg Eliot

        It was an honest mistake… coulda happened to anyone.

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 7:13 pm tomjones

      http://neuron4.psych.ubc.ca/~dellab/research/d3.html

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  56. on May 14, 2017 at 8:54 am Passer by

    Woman goes crazy over Trump Sign

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 9:10 am Captain Obvious

      From the j00tube kkk0mments:

      Jude Fetzen: “Makes me think twice about when they used to burn witches.”

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 2:06 pm Ironsides

      She has the technique down — notice how she crouches forward to force the maximum amount of air out of her lungs with each shriek? Not her first rodeo by any means.

      I don’t even want to think of whatever poor moron of a sub-beta she practiced that on to get her way…

      Also, what a nut.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 9:29 pm Vagina dominator

        She practised it on her parents as a toddler/young ‘un.

        I would send that behavior to her bedroom. She can come out to be with humans again whenever she wants to but (depends on age) she will have to explain what she did wrong and apologize.

        In there she can scream until the sky falls. But she will not win. As a father I am always reasonable but I must also be an absolute rock of consistent expectations. This behavior won’t happen again.

        Her parents (must be on same page,a united front) let her win.

        Maybe had no dad at home.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 9:03 am Captain Obvious

        “had no dad at home”

        From what I’ve seen, that would be true even if the biological f@ther were in the home, but he was a Beta.

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  57. on May 14, 2017 at 10:49 am boned

    Put her in a headlock and give nuggies.

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 10:31 pm Vagina dominator

      Choke her out.

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  58. on May 14, 2017 at 1:02 pm herb

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 1:06 pm herb

      @45: 33 did this “boy” do it right?

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  59. on May 14, 2017 at 1:16 pm stuartsullivaniii

    I dont get it. Was her real boyfriend the mud in the first frame??

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 2:10 pm Ironsides

      Two different people, I believe.

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  60. on May 14, 2017 at 3:31 pm WTF

    This is an alpha male, and what the reaction of the pretty female pretty much shows what you want to happen.

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  61. on May 14, 2017 at 6:32 pm plumpjack

    a pretty good article by Andrew Anglin regarding what we kniw and what don’t know about the Trump team and the struggle at the top:

    “Here’s the Deal

    I don’t know what’s going on. You don’t know what’s going on.

    Ain’t nobody know what’s going on.

    I do timelines.

    I like timelines.

    We’ll just a very broad over here, as I think it is important we take a step back and look broadly at this mess.

    – Trump announced a campaign on a populist platform
    – He was declared a joke, subject to nonstop mockery and attacks from the media
    – He just kept winning and winning and winning
    – The entire global Jew establishment tried to stop Trump from becoming President
    – They pulled out every single dirty trick imaginable
    – He won anyway
    – He assembled a team that would have been the exact team to enact his agenda
    – He came in like a wrecking ball, signing executive orders left and right – basically looking like he was going to try to do everything he promised to do
    – The Jewish establishment immediately tried to destroy him completely, trying to get him impeached on weird fake news claims relating to a Russian conspiracy, which they had no evidence for
    – The Trump campaign was in total chaos, as members of his team were being picked-off one-by-one, mainly through illegal spying and leaks done by someone
    – It eventually got to the point where it wasn’t simply that Putin did Wikileaks, but that Trump told him to do Wikileaks
    – ?????
    – There is a video on YouTube of Syria children being sprayed with a waterhose
    – Trump attacks Assad, ostensibly in response to the YouTube clip (known as GAS BABY MEME)
    – Trump turned over control of his administration to two Jews, Kushner and Cohn
    – All talk of the Russian conspiracy ended, completely – like a light switch being turned off; the only person who mentioned that it had gone totally silent was Tucker Carlson
    – Literally, the entire rest of the media, and Adam Schiff and John McCain and Lindsey Graham and Chuck Schumer all just completely stopped talking about it – full stop.
    – Trump proceeded to change basically every single policy he’d not only campaigned on, but spent the first two months of his Presidency trying to enact
    – Trump actually started getting positive media coverage from the Jews, who fawned over Jared and Ivanka, and talked about how fantastic it was that Trump was now just going to be a normal President
    – Trump refused to fight a spending bill, giving Democrats absolutely everything they wanted, effectively making it impossible to fulfill any of his domestic policy agenda – even though it would have been very easy for him to get basically anything he wanted
    – ?????
    – Trump suddenly fired James Comey
    – He had a friendly and constructive meeting with Russia’s top diplomat, Sergei Lavrov
    – General Flynn was subpoenaed for documents relating to the Russian conspiracy
    – The entire Russian conspiracy hysteria picked up exactly where it left off, as if the last five weeks of silence had never happened – we now again, as I showed you above, have nonstop Russia-Russia-Russia on every channel all the time, with all of the same figure out there saying the same things they were saying before the Syria strike
    The whole rogues gallery – Graham, Schumer, Schiff, Clapper – and their media counterparts – Tapper, Dickerson, Todd – appear to be in a state of complete and total panic (if you only watch one of these clips, watch the Clapper one)

    And that’s where we are right now.

    That is just an objective statement of the series of events which has taken place over the last two years.

    Personally, I think something very, very important behind the scenes happened in both places where I’ve inserted “?????” into my timeline. I think it would be insane to suggest otherwise.

    The basically obvious thought would be that Jews somehow took power from Trump during the first “?????” and that in the second “?????,” he somehow leveraged them. These types of shifts from both the establishment and Trump are just too huge to have anything other than a secret explanation.”

    https://www.dailystormer.com/having-been-completely-silent-for-five-weeks-the-entire-russian-conspiracy-super-team-returns-in-full-force/

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 7:08 pm Sentient

      I think it is more simple PJ… They thought they got him with the Syria bit, when his base startes to shit the bed. So they relaxed and stood down. Thought they had beaten some compliance into him. Don’t underestimate their arrogance…

      And then he Shivs Comey “out of the blue”, making a decision without many of his inner circle knowing… You heard ZERO about Kushner or Ivanka re Comey… And the base goes nuts in a good way… So they say fuck we need need to turn the screws again and so here we are all of a sudden we aren’t at DeFcon 4 with Russia and it’s all fske news about the rigged election again.

      This all bolsters my view btw that he slow played them with the bs missile strike.

      The next test is more troops in Afghanistan… DOD is crying for more troops.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 7:29 pm plumpjack

        is more troops in Afghanistan really that meaningful? I mean, you pick them up move then here, move them there. what’s the big deal? we still have 30,000 troops in South Korea…

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 7:08 am Sentient

        PJ

        No 5k troops is not meaningful per se, but (((they))) know this is a “boots on the ground” wedge that can be leveraged against Trump’s base. Just watch the Altie hysteria and blackbpilling when it happens. Even though it is just a run play for no gain that sets up a first down in real life.

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 10:01 pm SteveRogers42

      Excellent synopsis. Push-pull in progress. The Japs call it kuzushi, and it’s a prelude to a successful throw.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuzushi

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    • on May 15, 2017 at 2:32 am Never Forget Go..Guy!!!

      Trump is deep behind enemy lines. A hudred years from now, we will admire his achievement in light of the NSA, CIA, mass media and banking/donor control as a miracle.

      Patience. The corridors of Rome are full of intrigue. He’s a normie i.e. non paranoid schiz/non psycopath playing a game only those two types seem to be good at winning.

      Trumpy has charisma and social intelligence. Nothing else. He will not order assasinations or agents to dig up dirt on Singer, Scwarzmann, Abrams, Senor et al. So he in himself can’t get everything done. But he’s necessary for others.

      You have to be willing to be tribal to beat tribal, otherwise others will have to do it. Thats why he needs covering fire. Eventually some NSA/CIA patriot will have time to do the necessary plumbing.

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    • on May 15, 2017 at 2:41 am Never Forget Go..Guy!!!

      List of known assasiantions in the last electroal cycle:

      1. Co founder of wikileaks (memoryholed)
      2. Seth Rich (leaker source, which Assange more or less confirmed but media keeps pretending its Russia becaus ethey hate the way Putin stopped the jew looting in the 90s – Control F (((Mikahael Khordovskys))) wiki page for ‘rothschild’ – its a cabal. Its co-ordinated.
      3. Numerous ex Bill Clinton lovers.

      And of course, we found out about the mossad videtopaed paedophile rings – we remember Franklin Nebraska, Epstein (defended by Harvard Law professor Derschowitz in his trial), Dutroux, the ring around ex Brit PM Ted Heath and so on.

      We are dealing with psychopaths.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 6:27 am oink

        it cannot be pinned on papists, so who cares? Not our Anabaptist overlords.

        Paedophillia is just a convenient excuse to get the cathocucks and Luitheran cuck in line.

        Don’t believe me, see with your own lying eyes for yourself

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 6:32 am oink

        ‘murrikans care deeply about chillunzes; deep fried deeply:

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      • on May 16, 2017 at 5:53 am Never Forget Go..Guy!!!

        And jewish chilluns in the holoohohohohohoax

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 6:53 am oink

        no expense spared,
        no scientific advance left unused,
        ,
        in expressing the deep, deep fried, concern of the yank for the chilluns:

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 9:02 am carlos danger

        Your people are the keepers of the moloch cult.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 9:52 am oink

        none so blind as the willingly cucked.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 9:58 am oink

        if chilluns are so important why are Anabaptists “allowed” to not report their pervs; such as they are NOT doing since 2008?

        Sauce fit for the Papist goose is not fit for Anabaptist gander? Cuck

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      • on May 16, 2017 at 5:52 am Never Forget Go..Guy!!!

        Bad logic. If catholics do it (and get killed), doesnt mean the certain mid east influences should ring paedo rings. Oink.

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  62. on May 14, 2017 at 7:10 pm Lazer

    He forgot to cop a feel on the breast. However, the move did not matter at that point as he forgot the chin grab. Grab her chin or grasp her cheek for the first kiss, then slide your hand around her neck and/or back of head. For some reason the chin grab and palm on cheek turns chicks on. Probably because its bold and more intimate.

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  63. on May 14, 2017 at 8:19 pm Captain Obvious

    Childish men are to blame for women having kids late in life http://nypost.com/2017/05/13/childish-men-are-to-blame-for-women-having-kids-late-in-life/

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 8:23 pm Captain Obvious

      By Melanie Notkin

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 8:24 pm Captain Obvious

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    • on May 15, 2017 at 6:38 am oink

      I am trying to instill in my older son:

      whatever his age, his huwife has to be less than 25 years old.

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    • on May 15, 2017 at 8:56 am elmertjones

      Saw that in the usual feed and checked it out. “Men to blame” is a feeble attempt to gin up controversy over her book. Her publicist probably told her to do it. The pros know how it works.

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  64. on May 14, 2017 at 9:57 pm long dong silver

    Guys I met a 42 year old woman ok looking who sells tral estate. Makes 250k a year. Drives Mercedes. Dumb as dirt. Basic Bitch. Explain how cam clown world can continue to make this real while internal medicine doctors make same money. I just don’t get it.

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    • on May 14, 2017 at 11:05 pm Vagina dominator

      She is in personal/consumer Real Estate so she is swimming in the slipstream of the global credit bubble.

      What % does an agent get in the US on a house sale? In Hong Kong each side pays the agent 1%. In the US and Oz it is much higher, a real scam.

      Anyway, some small percentage of infinity (which is where global credit has been heading these last ten years) adds up to a considerable sum of money.

      As a medico, you are not in on the global asset inflation scam.

      Don’t worry, after it all crashes – not long now – and she comes to you with deep stab wounds from fighting some beaner over the last can of cheez-whizz at Quiki-mart, you can get even, bcs in that situation her $ will no longer be any good and she’ll have to pay you in anal sex. Her receiving.

      I mean, if that is your idea of a fair trade.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 7:03 am Sentient

        Typical residential commission is 5% to 6% of the sale price. They work hard to maintain cartel pricing. Split between buyer and sellers agent. Usually paid by the seller, though there are some buyer side agents now.

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    • on May 15, 2017 at 8:58 am Captain Obvious

      Where do internists make 250k per annum?

      Not in flyover country, that’s for d@mned sure.

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    • on May 15, 2017 at 10:27 am tomjones

      You are talking about a society where Brit Spears has $200 million for shaking her ass on MTV. Six out of seven of her albums have reached No.1 on the Billboard 200 charts.
      And doctors -Emergency Medicine – $320,419
      Ophthalmology – $343,144
      Pediatrics – $206,961
      Obstetrics & Gynecology – $315,295
      I just don’t get it. Fuck this ghey Earth.

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  65. on May 14, 2017 at 11:43 pm Ben Shona

    Israel is our best friend!

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    • on May 15, 2017 at 1:35 am Amasius

      Forever and ever amen.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 6:48 am oink

        fo sho.

        if the mainstream shitlib-cuckservative dichotomy is not fulfilling, why, we have here Schicklgruber-grade ((frontrunner)) scapegoating.
        (serves ((them)) right for the crafting such unsatisfactory mainstream dichotomy)
        .
        as long as you don’t point to the Anabaptist behind the courtain (as long as the gif is cropped so the Anabaptist cannot be seen in the wagon behind the ((frontrunner’s)) car in this here gif) you allright.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 6:57 am oink

        why Massa Sentient and Massa jM and Massa Cap’n make even pat u on ur good lutheran/papist cuck head.

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    • on May 15, 2017 at 7:20 am tomjones

      YEAH

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  66. on May 15, 2017 at 8:42 am Really

    She wants to be hogtied and face fucked

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  67. on May 15, 2017 at 8:58 am Vanamee

    what i want to know is how the friend zone banner went up pretty much before she gives him the cheek… blazingly fast reflexes by the producer, intuiting based on her initial reaction (shaking her head)? if so it was a gutsy move

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    • on May 15, 2017 at 9:10 am plumpjack

      pretty sure the friendzone sign wasn’t live, and was added later when the vid was conjured up on a youtube channel or similar

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 9:16 am plumpjack

        …or it was added during the game and re-played. a miscalculation​ on something like that, if live, would be a PR problem. they’d have to be hunting the fans for situations that fit the script, then apply in real time. I can’t see lawyered-up corporate sporting events producers wading into those dangerous waters.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 9:21 am Vanamee

        i wondered about that, but it looked like she reacted to it. you’re probably right though, it must’ve been different live.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 9:46 am vfm#7634

        I’m pretty sure it WAS live. You can tell based upon their reactions as it goes up, with her eyes widening in amazement and his looking embarrassed.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 2:24 pm itsme

        usually ‘live’ broadcasts are delayed a bit, but even if this one weren’t, i’m sure whoever operates the kiss cam setup has a selection of overlays they can put on the picture at the push of a button.

        it’s obvious they’ve seen this often enough that they have a ‘friendzone’ overlay…..

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    • on May 16, 2017 at 1:23 pm Anonymous

      Probably because they both work for the team’s marketing department & this whole thing was scripted

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