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Spot The Signature Alpha Male Move

May 12, 2017 by CH

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Hoverhanding is such a beta male (verging on omega male) tell, that it’s more alpha to commingle with another man in an act of sharing the firmly-gripped flesh of one woman.

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  1. on May 12, 2017 at 11:39 am Batman

    Also, their grips are commensurate with their facial cues: the alpha possesses the smirk; the hover hander looks nervous….

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 12:17 pm Greg Eliot

      Status-wise, if I’m right about the time frame, Hunter was only a very minor movie star, and Zimbalist was a household icon from a TV show about the FBI.. The Untouchables, if memory serves.

      Zimbalist was also (obviously) a bit older and more dominant, probably from his years of playing a big-time FBI agent.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 4:03 pm Captain Obvious

        The show was called, simply, “The FBI”. It had a very memorable theme song.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 4:04 pm Captain Obvious

        Zimbalist was the son of the violinist (((Efrem Zimbalist Sr))), and Efrem Jr was raised as a Canterburian Papist, but eventually became an Evangelical Chr!stian. His daughter, Stephanie, starred opposite Pierce Brosnan, in “Remington Steele”, although sadly she never m@rried and had no ch!ldren.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 4:05 pm Captain Obvious

        Efrem Sr

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 4:10 pm Captain Obvious

        BTW, I suspect that this is Vince DeRosa playing the French Horn solo at the beginning of the opening credits [this episode also featured a young Gene Hackman]:

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 4:14 pm Captain Obvious

        Jesus H Chr!st, back when there was actually some patriotic inspirational sh!znat on Joolivision.

        If we didn’t have video proof of it, then you’d think that someone who claimed that such an era once existed was bat-sh!t-f&cking insane & completely delusional.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 4:16 pm mendo

        Efrem Jr was also the voice of Alfred on Batman: The Animated Series.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 5:12 pm Captain Obvious

        I’d love to know who was playing lead trumpet on the FBI theme song, but I can’t seem to find any record of it.

        (((The Studios))) always looked down on the musicians as being sub-human.

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 4:03 pm Carlos Danger

        You are both correct. Efram starred in both shows.

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  2. on May 12, 2017 at 11:57 am farmlegend

    Who are the dudes?

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 12:04 pm Greg Eliot

      I think the one on the left is Jeffrey Hunter and the one on the right is Effrem Zimbalist, Jr. The gal looks like Debbie Reynolds.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 12:11 pm farmlegend

      The gal is Dina Merrill. The hoverhander on the left looks like Cliff Robertson, who was married to her for 23 years until their divorce in 1989.

      [CH: the man on the left isn’t hoverhanding. hand is firmly on shoulder.]

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 12:27 pm Greg Eliot

        I don’t think that’s Merrill… and the guy on the left is DEFINITELY not Cliff Robertson.

        On a side note fun fact, wasn’t Cliff and Dina the guest villain and villainess on Batman right around this time (late sixties)?

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 12:30 pm Greg Eliot

        I stands corrected, that is Merill… but I was right about the two dudes… apparently this is from an episode of The FBI TV series, circa mid-sixties.

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      • on May 20, 2017 at 3:17 am scientivore

        @CH: The man on the left is not hoverhanding, however he could be considered mateguarding, and incompetently at that.

        He’s gripping her shoulder with his tie knot turned toward her, while the other is all “haha whatever” with ambiguous signals: arm between her and the other guy but tie knot facing out, chin toward her but eyes away.

        The one on the right is the alpha. You taught me that semiotics.

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  3. on May 12, 2017 at 12:02 pm theng85

    Is the hoverhand referring to the dude on the right and his awkward left hand floating there? Becuause I assumed he was the alpha – He has his right arm firmly around the woman and she’s leaning into him. Meanwhile, the other dude just has a hand on her shoulder and he looks like he’s trying to jump into the shot.

    [CH: neither man is hoverhanding. that’s the gist of this post. also, goodbye america.]

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  4. on May 12, 2017 at 12:05 pm LeShitlourde

    On a side note,

    Apparently Caitlyn Bruce Jenner caused the popularity of the name to absolutely tank:

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/caitlyn-baby-name-unpopular-social-security-administration-list/

    Goes to show that the average person is not near as progressive as they let on

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 1:48 pm oink

      you don’t say

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 1:48 pm oink

      what next

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 1:49 pm oink

      water is wet
      fire will burn
      God will not be mocked

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 8:49 pm Vagina dominator

        Your name is an anagram of “kino”. Sly fellow. From now on I’m taking you more seriously.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 4:19 pm bolg

      “For boys, the named that skyrocketed in popularity was Kylo, as in Kylo Ren, a character in the 2015 movie, “Star Wars: The Force Awakens.””

      lol

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 5:32 pm skorzecin150

        Former Marine, what’s wrong with that? Almost all the actors from 40’s-70’s had some military experience, with some (((notable))) exceptions.

        Now, if you’re referring to the fact that he now a (((globalist))) puppet….

        And anybody naming their progeny after a Star Wars character FFS, shouldn’t be allowed to have any offspring. They should grow up first.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 8:51 pm Vagina dominator

        Funny. Why didn’t “Gomer” or “Pyle” ever catch on?

        And it only now occurs to me, “Go my piles”. Ha ha. Of course.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 8:53 pm Vagina dominator

        I’d say the nuns got him in the ear-hold more than once too often. But at least they took care to be symmetrical.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 8:56 pm Vagina dominator

        @ skorzecin150

        More than a handful of Hollywood actors from the 1950s were former OSS (CIA forerunner) people.

        An example off the top of my head, Sterling Hayden. Very big in the 1950s. You might know him from The Godfather as the police captain that Michael shoots in the restaurant.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 9:12 pm Greg Eliot

        Speaking of Sterling Hayden, for fans of film noir, check out The Asphalt Jungle… definitely in the top ten of said genre.

        His most famous role is probably Gen. Jack D. Ripper in Doctor Strangelove.

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 2:18 pm bolg

        @skorzecin150

        if you can’t appreciate a pair of jugs like that you have no heart

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 2:27 pm bolg

        thanks for the tip about asphalt jungle, greg. hated dr strangelove, but i guess that’s mostly due to sellers being extremely off-putting. prejudice…

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 10:01 am Greg Eliot

        Hard to hate Dr. Strangelove… so many good lines, even from Sellers:

        “That’s the ticket, Jack… a good splash of cold water in the face… and the recall code.”

        “I’m sorry too, Dmitri… I can be just as sorry as you are.”

        “Gentlemen! You can’t fight in here… this is the War Room!”

        And of course, the final line before all the bombs go off:

        ‘Mein Fuhrer! I can valk!!!”

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 12:46 am bolg

        i’ll need to re-watch it

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  5. on May 12, 2017 at 12:20 pm Spot The Signature Alpha Male Move | @the_arv

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  6. on May 12, 2017 at 12:33 pm Enfant Terrible

    On the other hand, why fight over a woman. There are so many of them. Either she’s totally into you, or she’s not, and if she isn’t, bye bye and move on.

    A woman has to surrender to you, flesh and soul.

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  7. on May 12, 2017 at 12:42 pm tomjones

    Both men are omega. They’re fighting over a granny with manjaw (how old is she? 50?!?!)

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  8. on May 12, 2017 at 12:53 pm Tam the Bam

    They’re Heebywood actors, from a time when Such Things Were Unthinkable, fergawdsake. Handsome twink+old roue+experienced slutwife???
    Second word of the day: Threesome.
    Right now, perm any combo.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 7:19 pm wolfie65

      You’re looking at this all wrong, old stick.
      Firstly, it’s from the 50s and therefore Alpha.
      American.
      With Jesus.
      Good.
      Secondly, the older (((guy))) must be the Alpha because….hawt womenz (even somewhat over the hill/wall ones like this one) WANT older men, ya dig ?
      Thirdly, the better looking guy must be Omega/Beta/ even Lambda or something else despicable because Game.
      That’s how this micro-analyzing of movie promo shots from the Pleistocene works.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 8:58 pm Vagina dominator

        I’ve got just one thing to say to you: male skincare products.

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      • on May 12, 2017 at 9:08 pm Greg Eliot

        For the record, it’s from the mid-sixties, as already mentioned.

        You fairy.

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 7:44 am tomjones

        Ah the 1960s and 1950s. The most overrated decades ever.
        Korean War. Vietnam War. Algerian War. The European Communities (or Common Markets), the precursor of the European Union, was established with the Treaty of Rome in 1957.

        The 50s had Mao Zedong, Kim Il-sung, Ibn Saud (founder of Saudi Arabia) and Jawaharlal Nehru.

        Mao was in power continuously throughout the ENTIRETY of the decade. Within a year of its establishment, the People’s Republic of China had reclaimed Tibet. Typhoon Vera hit central Honshū on 26 September 1959, killing an estimated 5,098, injuring another 38,921, and leaving 1,533,000 homeless. Most of the damage was centered in the Nagoya area.

        The wind of destruction began in Rwanda in 1959 following the assault of Hutu politician Dominique Mbonyumutwa by Tutsi forces.

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 5:09 pm wolfie65

        But the women were all chaste, v1rg1nal HB9s, enthusiastic m0th3rs of 10 and stellar cooks.
        And all the guys were Steve McmuthafuckinQueen.
        Or so they tell us.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 11:15 am tomjones

        Every right-wing American (in 2017) thinks everything -literally everything- was fine and dandy from 1776 to 1968, then it all went to shit because of some chinese immigrants arrived. The decline started way earlier than MLK.

        Even white liberals know more about history (from ancient Greece to the Congress of Vienna) than your average deplorable.

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 11:26 am Greg Eliot

        Bullshit… most Real Talkers point to FDR as the start of the malaise… and every one of ’em looks to 1954 Supreme Court decision and Ike’s use of Airborne troops in the late fifties to integrate schools as the beginning of the end…

        … not to mention the full-bore cultural war to bring race music into the mainstream and Beat “geniuses” such as Ginsberg, and “folk” music Zimmerman types.

        Heh, “folk” music… whose folk?

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 1:06 pm King

        Or Wilson, or the Progressive Amendments, or the Slaughterhouse Cases, or the War of Northern Aggression, or the founding of a large liberal republic itself, or the Enlightenment, or Judas, or Caiaphas, or Brutus and Cassius (cf. Dante), or Eve …

        Even white liberals know more about history (from ancient Greece to the Congress of Vienna) than your average deplorable.

        Faggot concern troll. The left’s very identity is predicated on the historical ignorance of its promulgators. From Marxism to Bolshevik totalitarianism to postmodernism to tranny reinvention, their entire project is to rewrite the past. The “average deplorable’s” simple patriotism exempts him from this central religious tenet of the left and by definition elevates him into a superior class of historical apprehension.

        The left believes the past is fluid but the future is set in stone (h/t Porter at Kakistocracy). Their historicism is about the inevitability of Progress in The Current Year and the infinite malleability of history in the service of immanentizing that Progress.

        Matt

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 1:26 pm King

        … or The French Revolution …

        Even without the Biggie, that list itself is proof of historical knowledge by orientation (in the direction of the past) that the right shares and the left has no use for beyond the profoundly retarded atheism on display here:

        Ignorant people like you and the shitlibs cannot fathom The Use and Disadvantage of HIstory for Life (Vom Nutzen und Nachteil der Historie für das Leben) that is employed by conservatives. We don’t want to recapture or reestablish some impossible moment in past time (À la recherche du temps perdu), characterized by the inane accusation of our desire to “turn back the clock.” We simply are the only ones who acknowledge the possibility of learning from the past.

        Our political philosophy meditates upon the thousands of years of trial and error so that we don’t repeat easily avoided mistakes (does that sound familiar, PUA Field Reporters and Gamesters?). To a proponent of destroying the past in order to apocalyptically reinvent man and nature and society, studying what preceded us is not just inexplicable and therefore the equivalent of superstitious worship of “obsolete” modes and mores, and so missing the nuance of historical learning becomes inevitable in them.

        Matt

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      • on May 14, 2017 at 8:51 pm Vagina dominator

        @ wolfie and cappie

        First,I grew up in White World in the 60s and 70s. Fucking awesome to live in a world without muds.

        That aside,I think you could do with a little education on 1950s game, as prescribed by TPTB of the time. Cappie will love it, of course.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 7:09 am tomjones

        “most Real Talkers point to FDR as the start of the malaise… and every one of ’em looks to 1954 Supreme Court decision and Ike’s use of Airborne troops in the late fifties to integrate schools as the beginning of the end…”

        Fair enough. Greg and King might know a lot of about history but CH (and most American whites under 35 and millennial right-wingers)
        know bits and pieces of History
        from a handful of quotes from
        Aristotle and from tiny bits from the books of Ton Holland/Andrew Roberts and from old BBC documentaries.

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      • on May 15, 2017 at 8:01 am wolfie65

        That color chart looks pretty good, but I think the dropoff will be much steeper during the Moslem Dark Ages.
        Be they ‘right’ or ‘left’ – both of which are rather silly concepts in the face of what’s coming – the vast majority of Americans know jack m.f. sh1t about history, including their own.
        And as for actually connecting the dots and understanding which events led to what and why – forget it.
        Too much navel gazing, too isolated from the rest of the world, too blinded by the (((Bahbul))) too immersed in the pop culture of the here and now.
        Don’t misunderstand, living in the here and now is good – that is, after all, where you are – but as far as mot ‘Murcans are concerned, what happened last week might as well have happened in the Stone Age.
        Which is precisely what makes it so taking-candy-from-a-b@by E-Z for the (((destroyers))) and their useful sh1tl1b 1djits to rewrite history – they’re writing on blank slates.
        In Europe, the situation is somewhat different, because many Euros actually do know quite a lot about history, but anyone who dares speak up is simply screeched down and beaten into subm1ss1on with the N@tzee club or because colonialism or because ray-cism, well, you know the drill, and therefore not permitted to use their knowledge, lest their careers or even l1ves be destroyed.

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  9. on May 12, 2017 at 1:05 pm Eric Ruttencutter

    Jeffrey Hunter on left. Captain Pike from Star Trek, also in The Searchers

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  10. on May 12, 2017 at 1:10 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    Not showing teeth.

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  11. on May 12, 2017 at 1:16 pm plumpjack

    two guys staking their claim on the same shoulder? if it goes any further this could get awkward…

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 9:00 pm Vagina dominator

      Not to be conspiratorial, but what about the Hidden Hand?

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      • on May 13, 2017 at 11:25 am plumpjack

        lol.

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  12. on May 12, 2017 at 1:44 pm Simon

    CH is playing you guys.

    The woman is the alpha. The two betas jockey for her favor.

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  13. on May 12, 2017 at 2:06 pm Otsuka Duojinshi

    EZ was a teen heartthrob in the 50s 77 Sunset Strip

    Ownership:

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  14. on May 12, 2017 at 2:16 pm Random Guy

    Well Captain Pike there does seem to have gotten the win in that specific instance but I don’t know if he’s more alpha as a whole there.

    Other guy is older and as pointed out the woman is leaning into him.

    Pike “might” want her and is trying to stake a claim but older dude still owns her.

    Factor in his age and possibly the sign of some pudge there, the differences between them would normally give Pike the advantage. But not only being competitive but ultimately coming up short to a guy whose not even really trying?

    Long Term Alpha is the dude with the woman.

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    • on May 13, 2017 at 9:02 pm lcs

      Pike is one thing, but Khan knew his stuff:

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  15. on May 12, 2017 at 2:44 pm bolg

    the guy on the left has a kind of an “i just farted” grin. hand on shoulder is no beta though.

    hugging your woman from the side in public does show insecurity. but the look on the right guy’s face is pretty self-assured.

    i can’t say.

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  16. on May 12, 2017 at 3:20 pm Mario

    Woah, think of that vintage beta in comparison with today’s hipsters, cucks and sjws…

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  17. on May 12, 2017 at 3:37 pm Spot The Signature Alpha Male Move | Reaction Times

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  18. on May 12, 2017 at 4:28 pm blert

    Hunter was famously gay… with Orson Welles and Dean Martin ribbing on the fact… at the time.

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    • on May 12, 2017 at 5:36 pm Ecosse

      Jeffery Hunter was not queer you are getting him mixed up with Tab Hunter.

      While we are on the subject it came out after they were dead that Cary Grant and Randolph Scott were queers or so said a very ugly (((man))) yet everyone who knew them including their wives said this was a lie.

      The same bull happened with Tyrone Power he to was besmirched after his death but every one who knew him said that was crap . All of the above actors except maybe Scott were real hound dogs with multiple famous actresses, also they all were fathers.

      If I was older I could I could claim to have had sex with Marilyn Monroe after all she couldn’t deny it being dead and all.

      Myself I don’t trust what queers say and I especially don’t trust what (((queers))) say.

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  19. on May 12, 2017 at 8:47 pm Vagina dominator

    It looks like a conversation between ventriloquists.

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  20. on May 13, 2017 at 5:33 pm oink

    The young’uns hand on the shoulder is a filial gesture. Can be commonly seen in old pictures and represents the bond between parent and child.

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  21. on May 14, 2017 at 9:54 am peterike

    The (((Hollywood))) moguls made their big Poz move at the start of the 1970s with the “rural purge” of healthy, clean shows, which were still drawing good ratings (so much for only caring about money). All to be replaced with sleaze like The Smothers Brothers, anti-white shows like “All in the Family,” anti-family, feminist shows like “Mary Tyler Moore,” and anti-American shows like “MASH.” One of the men behind much of this? Why, (((Fred Silverman))), natch.

    Check out the list of cancelled shows here. A direct attack on core America.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rural_purge

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  22. on May 14, 2017 at 10:49 am Ayy Bola

    I would say that clawing grip is almost as bad as a hover hand

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  23. on May 15, 2017 at 7:07 am Major7

    Zimbalist looks like the smooth Alpha, from his smirk and easy hand, and also from his strut in the video the Captain provided us. Hunter has a claw grip and look at those eyes. Dominating Alpha, high on the psychopathy scale.

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  24. on May 15, 2017 at 7:14 am aegis-1080

    Just looking at the faces without the rest of the picture the question is easily anwered, the “please like me and don’t hurt me” nervous smile vs. the shit eating grin. Come on, this is too easy.

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