Hypothetically, would you care that much if your gf/wife/placeholderpussy cheated on you?
If yes, keep on lovin’ her.
If maybe, give it three months.
If no, end it.
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A Clitmus Test To Determine The Strength Of Your Relationship
May 16, 2017 by CH
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite RE-action.
I would press her bare hand to the stove burner and then put it on my heart over my chest to show what she had done to me.
*smiling cruelly*
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Sure you would.
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You probably believe it’s also impossible to get a harem and that women can never be dedicated to one individual.
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lmao
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Sauceryplod, don’t ever try to guess at what I might think. You lack the machinery.
I can model your thinking by turning off important parts of my brain. You’d need to imagine a brain into existence to reciprocate. There’s no contest.
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ahahaha. from this day on, sorcery and goatse, in my heart, would never go uncorrelated.
thank you, whatever you are.
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The worst women I have ever had to put up with were the ones who didn’t cheat on me when I wished they would.
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Yeah, those are the ones where you have to pull the plug and then grit your teeth while they chew you out.
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once i tried to wait it out so a woman breaks up with me. did everything in the book, shit, took more than a year. turns out, dread game works, whether you do it consciously or not. in retrospective.
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Caesar’s wife must be above suspicion!
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Seeing a lot more PUA posts lately. Could it be that even you deranged lot realize TRUMP IS DONE? lolololololololol
[CH: no that’s not it. but keep consoling yourself with your drumpf fanfic.]
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Nonsense. Most of us have delegated our worries to Trump and have better things to concern ourselves with. I am pleased with his job performance and will check back from time to time but otherwise am not paying attention to the meme cycle.
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Then turn him and let him cook on the other side.
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St. Lawrence approves.
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Nonsense
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Still another possibility: Forgiveness conditional upon her consent to a lock-and-Key chastity device, as long as she is neither pregnant nor contaminated with a venereal disease from her paramour.
Contrary to convention, I believe — real world! — that Ardor is equally as important as chastity in female sexual honor.
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cheating should not be tolerated under any circumstances but that isn’t what the post is about. it’s about how you would feel if she did.
if you would care a lot, keep her. if you would care a little but not a lot, give it a little more time. if you wouldn’t care at all dump her.
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This is why the law / religious institutions should handle slut-punishment. Men on their own just can’t even. Subconsciously, they’re always fighting it, even when it harms them and others. That’s half the reason feminism became a thing.
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gf–maybe, give it the three months.
wife–end it right away
placeholderpussy–keep on boning her
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If the relationship truly is casual, then you don’t give a fuck about her fucking someone else. If you give a fuck about her fucking someone else, then you have feelings for her and it’s not casual. With the casual ones, there’s a part of me that would be happy to find out she’s fucking someone else because I would immediately kick her to the curb. Fucking her is an reluctant indulgence that a huge part of me knows I’d be better off without, like chocolate when I want to go on a diet or some other frivolous activity that simply wastes time and money.
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Of course if any woman comes out and asks you this MOAST (mother of all shit tests), the correct response is: immediate dump.
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It’s not just a MOAST, it’s also a very direct, very real threat to your health.
Immediate dump is the only course of action.
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cheating is called “cheating” precisely because it involves one person taking a benefit for themselves that they’re not willing to extend to the other person. if you’re willing to put all your chips in with the type of person who would do that then you get what you deserve.
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I mean, you can continue the relationship in that state if there’s some benefit, but any pretense of exclusivity is out of the question. if a girl cheats then you should take it at face value and assume she wants you to do the same, be with her and also with whoever else you want. except you’re man enough to own it.
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also, if your lady isn’t absolutely terrified of cheating on you then you’re doing something very, very wrong.
[CH: terrified…or can’t even envision it. a woman in love is a monogamous woman.]
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hopefully she isn’t loyal purely out of fear. if she’s sufficiently enamored of you, the thought of cheating won’t even cross her mind. she won’t want anyone else but you.
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@cracker
terrified of losing you, AND terrified of displeasing you. both.
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No, a girl shouldn’t cheat on you if you’re in a relationship. Why even be in the relationship? A need?
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depends on why it bothers you.
is it because of the insult to ego or because you hate the thought of her with another man? there’s a big difference between the two.
i had an ex who i thought cheated on me once. she didn’t but when i thought she did i was pissed. so i did care yes, but it wasn’t out of love for her. it was more that i was mad she had the nerve to do something like that when i treated her good and she was generally a pretty shitty and selfish girlfriend.
so in that case, my caring if she cheated wasn’t a sign we should stay together.
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with current girl, it’s different. it is genuinely upsetting to think of her with another man.
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Re: the placeholder
Already ZFG about her…the premise of this thought experiment would not be a reason to turn down sex. At least I would keep the option for a rainy day.
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Needs to be dumped immediately in all situations.
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you’re missing the point of the post. obviously you would dump a girl if she cheats. that’s not what this is about.
it’s about trying to determine whether you should keep a girl around based on how you feel when thinking of her cheating.
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My reading comprehension obviously isn’t up to par today.
Disgust and anger would be first things to come to mind if this is anyone other than a casual lay, in which case is still any automatic next, as I would prefer not to know such things.
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as a parallel monogamist i’d be offended in any case. loyalty or gtfo
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I’d be crushed, but I would also show her the door without hesitation and immediately go in search of younger, hotter, tighter.
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Can’t do it.
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because of the kids, right. me neither – some kind of arrangement would have to be made for the kids but living together wouldn’t be an option anymore
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so you’re saying you can’t think about it because you know you wouldn’t care if your w1fe cheated but you can’t end it because of kids? that’s sad.
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@cracker,
if my gf cheated i’d never have her in the same room as me. but if the court gave her the kids after i kicked her ass out of my own home that i built with my own two hands, i’d have to make some arrangement in order to see them.
if i get the kids, all is good.
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gotcha.
i was confused by your answer. the post was about assessing whether you should keep your girl around based on how you feel when you imagine her cheating on you.
not about what you would do if she cheated.
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keep her around if she cheated and there was no residue? dude
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what i wrote above may have kind of sounded like something else, english is not my native language.
by “residue” i mean kids (relationship residue). no sick shit.
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no. it’s not about whether you would keep a girl if she cheated.
the post is asking you to imagine how you would feel if your girl cheated not what you would do if she cheated.
for example,
if imaging your girl cheating, you wouldn’t really feel anything or care, you don’t love her and should dump her right away.
if imaging your girl cheating, you would care a little but not a lot, give the relationship a little more time to see if you will care about her more later.
if you imagine your girl cheating and you know you would care a lot, that means you love her and should keep seeing her.
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thanks man. i re-read it, a few times. it was not a question.
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no sweat man. i misread shit all the time and english is my first language. i’d say you’re doing alright.
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lolwhat
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Starting to seem like I’m part of a first-gen iteration of extremely redpilled white males who were kids in Disneyfied bluepill lala land during the 90s, genuinely believing in soulmates and oneitis and niceguying their way into the arms of a beautiful virgin for a big slice of happily ever after with 3 beautiful kids and a 3-car garage in the sunny burbs.
To have that impressed on you from the age of 3 to about 23 and then see it all come crashing the fuck down is no small occurrence. The world I’m in is the *exact fucking opposite* of the world for which I was prepared and the world I was promised. And doing the exact fucking opposite (to a comic degree) of everything I was taught to do regarding women has unlocked everything and given me true power over them.
Think how hard of a redpill that is lol. Just fucking 180. I don’t see how guys who have endured this could give a fuck about women cheating on them no matter who it is. You become a hardened heartless selfish bastard, a sociopath even. Women become completely objectified and dehumanized. Sort of like pretty pets who are for your entertainment. You don’t open up to any of them ever. Everything is simply gaming them and keeping them in line. If it doesn’t work out you switch to another, who cares?
It’s how I’ve operated for years and perhaps it’s somewhat unhealthy, but to be honest I’ve never been happier and never felt less threatened by the idea that any of my women would stray. Also a lot stronger and tougher than in my bluepilled youth.
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Ditto everything above.
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lol venceremos
http://m.gol.bg/media/files/article/640×480/40c/40c6ecffbb921a570af7fb30e73a25f5.jpeg?38
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“beautiful virgin for a big slice of happily ever after with 3 beautiful kids and a 3-car garage in the sunny burbs.”
None of the guys I grew up with expected that honey-sunshine-and-lollipops fantasy. We were finger-fucking girls at 13.
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You can go a few steps further.
If you do open up to any of them, make sure that whatever you tell her CANNOT hurt you, no matter how deceptively, backstabbingly and maliciously she uses it, which she likely will at some point.
Also make sure none of them ever mean more to you than your average house plant, reserve your l0v3 for your dog – who actually deserves it – and your k1ds, who actually need it.
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Meanwhile, if you have a wandering eye or are actively cheating on your girl then your relationship will never be stronger.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Always zfg…..as taught by my humble caretaker of The Chateau.
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Heartiste=Living God of Wisdom.
The right thing=Utterly exterminate any interloper male and his entire family and ask later. Calabrian style.
Let them float down the river to the slighlest attempt to thwarth your love with your girl.
That way they will learn.
Think of that as too extreme and you are a cuck.
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A “clitmus test” – well put! We take it everyday…and most fail.
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LOL why are you promoting oneitis, Heartiste? Its a recipe for disaster. I would imagine the right PUA/Red Pill attitude should be
[Hypothetically, would you care that much if your gf/wife/placeholderpussy cheated on you?]
Answer:
If yes, get over your oneitis. All women cheat.You don’t own her. Its just your turn. This is Red Pill 101.Pump and dump. Don’t ever take these whores seriously.
If maybe, you’re almost there buddy.
If no, congratulations. You’re officially an alpha male, not a needy clingy beta. Spin plates, live easy.
[If yes, keep on lovin’ her.]
I mean, are you really serious about this bro? Tell me you’re trolling.
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Partner of last 12 years, w1f3 of 10, 2 k1dz (6 and 8 yo). I would be, in not particular order: devastated, betrayed, angry AF. The though of explaining to my kids why mommy dropped a bomb on our family and isn’t living with daddy anymore makes me mad.
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