I’ve resisted turning this blog into a gossip mill, but a juicy titbit hurtled across my wired tin can that I feel impelled to comment on, if for no other reason than that it devilishly and deviously exploits anti-pozz alt-icons to corroborate timeless Chateau maxims. (In this case, “chicks dig jerks“.)
ie it’s all about my ravenous ego.
I won’t mention names, but I’m sure some readers will be able to identify the players without much trouble. Word between the sheets is that a well-known alt-right ladyhawke, a pretty petticoat by any man’s standard, had some kind of illicit romance with physiognomically-approved Based Stickman, the scofflaw 40 year old husband of a waifu and father of an Elliot Rodger who is a hero to the alt-right for bashing antifa skulls in Berkeley and beyond, (ps I approve of his actions as well, though my affiliation with the alt-anything is shall we say, peripheral).
It’s only a rumor, so take it with a dose of skepticism, but it’s a rumor that 4chan maultistes fueled when they found a photo of the smitten minx wearing the morning-after sweater of the smiting sphinx.
Moral of the story: Chicks dig jerks. All kinds of chicks. Left chicks. Right chicks. Indie chicks. Feminist chicks. Fat chicks. Skinny chicks. Lovely chicks. Lovelorn chicks. And yes, alt-right chicks.
Chicks can’t resist that charming jerkboy waving the stick of war over his head and hitting his main squeeze up for tens of thousands in bail money. I say this with no disrespect, only observational wryness. The Based Stickmen of the world get primo pussy, while niceguys who never broke a rule in their lives….don’t.
There is only One greater than the God Emperor and his minions, and His name is the God of Biomechanics. PieceBUH.

Peripheral?
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Think lateral, like a play-action screen pass play that draws the defense out of position and then promptly horsefucks them
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I’d say you’re the ghost in the machine.
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It’s the virtue of the west, after all.
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My man Gavin!
[CH: lol, if gavin is your guess for the girl.]
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Please not be Brittany Pettibone.
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Thats exactly who they’re talking about. ive seen the sweater pic.
She denies 100% by the way.
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Andrew Anglin has a great article today on “white sharia” on this very topic.
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Theory:
“Jerkboy” might well be little more than “being yourself”. Possibly since women are told “all men are jerks”, then a man who is not afraid to act like a man is therefore by default, a jerk.
There might be a shit test element in this: men who “respond” to modernity by being what the gynocracy says they should be are failing said shit test and are seen as pathetic.
Personal experience:
While raised to be a beta cuck I have at times had success with women while, in my head, thinking “Holy cow I’m treating her like crap and she likes me even more. ” But being aware of my own beta-tude, I’m well aware that when I feel like I’m treating a woman like crap, that’s at the angle of a beta-trained cuck. Therefore, knowing I was a beta-trained cuck, I could not actually be treating her like crap even if I feel like I am.
(Knowledge of being conditioned does not ever automatically deprogram that conditioning)
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I see your point.
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He makes his point succinctly.
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Careful… Hoes always break up the band… A million young Altie hearts are breakin and quakin right now, love unrequited and all.
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Now if he can get them both… well God Level in sight… and all will be forgiven. Exceptional always proves to be, and is given a wide berth.
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Her: “You never apologize for anything! This time I’m going to either!”
Me: silence
Next day, after silence
Her: “I’m sorry for being so difficult”
Le Chateau, he didn’t teach me the way. I already knew it. He taught me not to waver. Hold your ground. Win.
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“Petti”coat
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don’t spoil the fun for everybody else, esmerelda
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Who are we talking about here?
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[…] Chicks Dig Alt-Jerks […]
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For a couple weeks I changed my Tinder bio to mention that I was voting for Trump. I never matched with more feminists in my life.
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This.
I did the same. Put a big smirking pic of myself with a shirt that said “trump 16 because fuck you”.
Non stop OMG OMG. Then hanging around flirting with me.
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at least a 15 year age gap if it’s true. fwiw, I don’t really trust younger women in any sort of movement. as much as they say it’s not all about them, it so often is.
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The lady in question is just looking for a strong man and it seems only Based Stickman has given her the tingles.
There was that picture of her at the Deploraball, with some fellas hoverhanding her, but then again, I read that there were some nerds that attended so I’m sure she left disappointed.
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I noticed that too. These girls surround themselves with guys who are not, and who do not identify as, Alt-Right, so what do they expect? Alt-Lite phags ain’t gonna cut it. Too funny.
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A 15 year age gap is perfect.
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And a thigh gap…
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Britt Pettibone.
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I would wear “Petti” like a hockey mask. There is a video where she interviews him and you can literally hear her getting wet
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what about prince harry wanting to marry a divorcee, half-black, 4 years older than him?
he is ga.y, for sure. his father was, and his mother spread her legs for half of England.
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really really ot, this one is for you, american brothers in White.
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One of the man’s best.
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all he does is his best, may he live forever
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God I miss him!
https://www.rt.com/news/388554-berlusconi-macron-wife-mom/
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he practically called him a motherfucker.
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Shiv-tastic.
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If you’re not giving names than there’s no story. Who cares if two people who shall remain nameless had sex?
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how base
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how ‘murrikan
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“PIV pix or didnt happen”
A pornographic culture for a debased society
Lord Have Mercy on us all
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I won’t be shamed by being called American.
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if u anabaptist Massa; sure. This IS your land. U run it. U call the shots. U OWN it. that’s true
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if u anything else:
U cuck!
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“Elliot Rogers” on the alt-right belong to Asian-Aryanism. “Game” works perfectly on Asian girls.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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PieceBUH looollllzzzzzzz
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Yeah, I gotta admit I had a crush on the little broad from the first time I saw her pic and then heard an interview: she is cute AND smart. But I have learned too much here to pant after chicks, even anonymously on the ‘net.
However, I was the first one to post here a telling pic of Based Achilles Man & his well-deserved Briseis, and the next day on twatter came an even more telling pic.
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Pettibone or Southern?
With Kyle Chapman, the 41 year old based stickMan?
Nathan Domingo?
No idea
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She went with cucked fucking stickman? That’s appalling.
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See post upthread… altie hearts a breakin’.
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White sharia
Thots stay home.
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There is a BBC story out today headline “Fat But Fit a Big Myth.” I know with this crowd I’m preaching to the chorus with this subject, but I know enough people who believe in the “fat but fit” myth that maybe this is worth a post?
I actually got lectured by a relative on this once. Ten years later, said relative is still overweight and has a myriad of health issues that most people couldn’t begin to fathom. Can’t say I didn’t warn him.
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Top comment on their youtube interview:
Brittany Pettibone
Brittany Pettibone3 weeks ago
After meeting him at the Battle of Berkeley 3.0 and interviewing him today, I’m happy to confirm that the Based Stickman is indeed based. 😉
Not very subtle
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Cute, but serious crazy eyes with 1000 c*ck stare
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looks like sanpaku too
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She’s part of the Twitter slutbase. It’s just showing-off. Another notch on her crotch.
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Notice the similarities between Based Stickman and Trump in their facial expression.
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Comments in that thread are hilarious.
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Based-Stickman part asian or something?
Features kind of look “off” don’t they?
Maybe his great-grandad was mongolian or something.
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Lauren Southern and Kyle Chapman. Great goodness, the children would be wunderkind-allies of the Trump Klan in both ability and looks.
Ubermensch rape!
[CH: fyi i don’t want anyone to misread this post as evidence that i have some sort of beef with stickman or the alt-lasses who enjoy his company. he’s good for our side, and the ladies are gonna do what ladies do. learn from it!]
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Nailed it.
Whorefinder is always right rape!
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I really wanted Shkreli and her to work out, but he needs some game. Actually, if just lifted…
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So should stick man, as an alt-right figure many people are now looking towards… stay faithful to his wife?
Or is banging any broad that throws herself at your status the name of the game? I know CH preaches “keeping one in the kitty”… but I don’t know about this one.
[CH: my hot take is that if you’re the kind of man who loves the ladies, it’s best not to get married, or marry a woman who’s ok with your philandering.]
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CH: my hot take is that if you’re the kind of man who loves the ladies, it’s best not to get married, or marry a woman who’s ok with your philandering.]
Agreed; be Derek Jeter, not Tiger Woods or Kobe Bryant.
Whorefinder citing a black as a role model rape?!
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The paramour must always be hotter… that the hamster can deal with. Never go down in SB ranking! Those guys get frivorced. [See Ahhhnahld]
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Good God S, you’d have been worth a 7-figure consult for that poor, dumb Austrian in Sacramento, if he’d only had ears to hear.
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The Governator does seem to have mighty strange taste in womenz.
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Hot chicks like strong guys.
The Crusader who killed Saracens.
The Legionary who butchered Barbarians.
The Fellow who bashes Antifa skulls.
Nothing new under the sun.
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Lotta jealousy from Alt-Right men of keyboards, counter-signalling Alt-Lite men of fists. Even Alt-Right men of action are doing it, eg at TRS. Not smart, not manly.
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a middle aged guy with an asian wife and kids who cheats on her for some idiot youtube girl? sooooooo based. TRS is alt lite. Anyone that thinks petty bone is based or hot is fucking below beta and has not learned a damn thing here in 10 years. this place and the alt lite seem to be in the business of manufacturing pedestals now. soooooooooooo based. soooooooo manly. all of you old guys. based! wtf. anyone getting their info from either of those braindrains is being cheated. you know we can aspire to actual greatness. let’s start acting like we’ve been there. i have. i thought you all have. but i’m with lbf, 15 years is primo age difference. youth is wasted on the youth.
oh hey dudes, are you enjoying the donald shit show so far? do you think the jews around him are ever going to give him honest info? haha that was a joke. this is the most jewed american administration ever. a single 8.5 x 11 piece of paper has more power than all of those jews combined. they sense it, they know it. they just scurry around DC like they earned it and own it though, right? i truly feel sorry for donald. there is no doubt he was not supposed to win. i completely fucked hilda bish. i’m sorry for boosting you donald. you clearly were not ready for it, and neither were the termite jews who are now employed, miraculously, due to that single 8.5 x 11 piece of paper. if you think things are going to get better, i doubt it. jews infighting with jews. “about par for the course, wouldn’t you say, don.” what an old dumb boomer. dude listens to jews and the tv dinner box more than the patriots that got him there. i’ll take my angle on it over anyone in the world tyvm. jews infighting with jews for pixelscreen drama.
also: remember that bish yenta TSW? the obvious captain, with his fumigation tactics, smoked that parasite out. that had to have been rebecca rosen- a batshit crazy jewish girl that awakens dead spirits from within and speaks to them, and shit. she did some shit locally on a radio station. i went in and told her she was a mentally ill jewish woman lozzzzloolzolzzzzzzzl. she told me to “buy muh book” like a fucking jewish shill lozzzzzzzlolzzzzzzz. fucking disgusting jews.
thank god my mom’s pussy wasn’t jewish. kingmatt, don’t disappear. you are going to be summoned. but i’ve got work to do now.
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Pix of the broads you’ve banged and commies you’ve punched.
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heh. i was more into killing iraqi civilians out of fear of my own life. shot out of a helicopter, wounded, confused, trapped, and in some smelly sand shanty house. if they saw me in their house they would have told local authorities. so i shot them. don’t talk to me. your mom wants to fuck me, i’ll take pix. commies should be shot. thanks.
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Pretty sure “Kryst” is a chick, Kryst=Krystal?
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That would fit the four-para verbosity. So less reason yet for motor-mouthing in the men’s room.
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The idea of Pettibone being rewarded is actually very sickening. Just more thotworship. There’s some wisdom in oldschool shame and humiliation.
A lot of guys will look at her crazy eyes and see “nice”, “sweet”. Not “sociopath,” “has probably killed someone”. That’s the difference between the sexes.
[CH: i feel bad now about publishing this post. the infidelity is just a rumor, there’s really no hard evidence anything happened between the two (the sweater is circumstantial). anyhow, i only meant to springboard off the rumor to note once again that jerkboys tend to accumulate female attention like trump does lunatic media whores.]
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Make a nice post apologizing to Brittany.
[CH: uh…..sorry? (longtime CH readers will get the reference)]
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I’ve been disqualified, and feel the need to social proof, but in vain. I’m distressed to the point of dread, though not beyond it, ideally negged. I’m filled with the uneasiness of not knowing the lyrics to a popular eighties song in a car full of people that are cooler than I. am.
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We’re all dying to find out…
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my dad and a rugby player were there, and then they both had a birthday party to go to lol oops
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She never did mention why she was wearing his sweatshirt.
She’s got a deep voice compared to Lana.
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Mr. Chapman could stand to lose about 30-40 pounds.
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ghey… btw he holds her like he owns her… aint no abs poppin on him…
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Ah, I see – everyone who doesn’t rock the beer gut is ‘ghey’.
Also, he doesn’t own her – he owns waifu and chirrun.
Based BambooStickman.
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Always knew this was going to happen…
Here’s who you won’t see doing this – old bitches.
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Laci Green always seemed more like an attention whore than a true SJW.
But she’s also getting older and a lot of her side tends to be more carried by youth than middle aged and up, far as “media representation” goes unless your a really high level celebrity.
And like she mentioned about them “cannibalizing their own…..as usual”.
Probably got tired of being constantly attacked no matter what she said or did anyways.
If you think about it; she’s faced with the same scenario many beta men are or do.
And is having a similar reaction to her situation.
Controversy always helps to get you some views and put you back in the spot light again.
That and SJWism just isn’t cool anymore.
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She’s going where the (bad) boys are. And I think you’re right that it’s also a way for her to save face.
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the schmuck right screwed themselves going all in with trump. they got nothing else to talk about, Remember ‘cuck the nation’ what purpose would they serve now? no wonder they bailed after putting in the most zionist president in history. they have to make up drama. what makeup milo is wearing, whos the latest whos who tranny in the movement, what high class restaurant spencer got punched at, what asian country apedre angloon is hiding in. who the based rice king is banging
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I was on a flight out of DC Shitlibistan when a cute redhead sat next to me. As the initial indications of interest turned into flirtatious conversation, we flitted onto politics. I mentioned slyly that I was a Trump voter. I had to be careful who I told, of course, because of all the crazed libs about, knowing full well she probably voted for the shrike.
I was right.
Once the truth came out I ramped up my MAGA asshole game to “far-right nationalist your gender studies professors warned you about.” Women should be in the kitchen having lots of babies, mass immigration would fragment the west, the 19th amendment bad for society, etc. I indulged my amusement at her faux outrage and kept the coy shivs of based TRUTH going for the id for a solid two hours.
I left the flight with a hug and a phone number.
Alt-right nationalists are to liberal chicks what bad boy bikers were to conservative women of my mother’s generation.
Game will save the West, gentlemen.
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Whoever wrote this retarded bullshit is a fatassed incel faggot whose never even kissed a woman b4, let alone touched a vagina
[CH: you got me!]
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He’s not just a jerk, he’s has a criminal history. So we’re talking actual sociopath here.
It’s not just about being a jerk though. It’s also about being present. Sociopaths are great manipulators. They enjoy the whole social game and are often good at simulating it, even if the end result is usually negative for the people involved with them.
The moral of the story is, those who show up, those who want it more typically get it. I’ve known loser guys who would usually never get a woman who is way out of their league, but because he was obsessed and she had no other options at the time she took him in. Like in business and real estate, just be first.
Based Stickman may not be as based as we once thought. He is quoted as saying some typical liberal nonsense including being pro-tranny. Quite odd for a masculine type.
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but what if you’re the sociopath… and…
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Look at other pics of this girl at the same event and you’ll see her pressed against them as well: both male and female.
Howeva, 24 and not married? Only thinking of herself in this video with no regard for his wife and child? Standard perspective of an adulterer. With the circle she’s in, there are plenty of good prospects. If not married by this time next year, the gig is up.
[CH: modern western society creates disincentives to earlier marriage, especially for pretty girls. this problem is much larger than the choices any one woman makes with regards to her personal marriage timetable.]
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