Reader Gas Mask parodied (aka improved the veracity of) a dating app advertisement featured on the Goodbye, America blog. The original ad:
And Gas Mask’s pitch perfect parody:
The blue city dating scene is now filled with these over-credentialed yet airheaded yoga-pants’ed “spiritual but not religious” aging beauties regurgitating platitudes and catchwords so vapid they could only be cynically interpreted as misdirection from what these women really want: the destruction of everything their White men built for them.
The luxury of this vacuous virtue signaling that characterizes the societal output of our shared single White woman problem will be like muff dust in the wind once the money, and the White man self-effacing indulgence, runs out. That day is coming sooner than our entrenched globohomo elites know.
My favorite comments from that Goodbye, America post:
Finally, a dating site for women who want geldings or gays.
-Alex the GoonIt is no doubt a tired story. Attractive white woman in yoga pants making “friends” with the locals. Some of them are living that life, and it’s largely paid for by a cuck white man. If it isn’t, and she is still sexy enough, those trips to Dubai are for making friendly with the buttholes of royalty while he takes a dump on her head. But, hey, culture, right?
-James ashlehIts all about the image and self absorption. Nothing else matters.
It would never even occur to them there that this might be what they’re all about. But they are.
-Cecil HenryAnd just what, exactly, is “personal growth”? Growth can be measured. Can any of these self-absorbed broads give me a concise explanation as to how they measure personal growth? Please quantify it for me.
-KGB
Quantification class is hard.
I can stroke the fragile egos of self-contextualizing globalist girls with the best of amoral womanizers, and if the poon is what you want I suggest you do the same. Needlessly antagonizing globowhores by calling them out on their vapidity isn’t good pickup policy. But if you intend to stay with one of these space cadettes, you’ll need to set ground rules early: No poopytalk, no “after hours” with their yogi/cocaine dealer, and no solo travel to chocolate paradises.
The Inspired Woman is the Self-Centered Woman. She’s inspired to tell the world (and jealous girlfriends) about all the globohomo consumerist bullshit and Pedowood-approved moral posturing that inspires her. If women wonder why men can’t be counted on to treat them like princesses anymore, well maybe it’s because these women already treat themselves like princesses and men have decided their pedestal services are no longer needed.
PS There’s one category of inspiration missing from the original meetmindful self-mindfuck: children. As GBFM would say, “lzzllol DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY UP WITH MY PATREONARCHY lzzllolzzzl”.
What inspires them? The success of Valtrex.
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They need to be de-inspired and submit to woke men. Like this:
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Women feel less qualified to deal with the diverse future coming up?
That’s interesting.
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Pretty sure that shift is due to Trump and what he may do to the diverse future.
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Lolzozozoz
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It looks like women are tired of voting.
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If you were to permanently change the rigor of the election so that it’s Trump speed and beyond, offensive, unsafe, etc, you’d get the single female voters to drop out. The married ones are only there because hubby. Cause discord between candidates, and turn back the hands of time.
The entire Democratic party was primarily designed to appeal to the largest voting block, so you just get rid of them. Women like to be in the middle – not too far to the right or left. Not in the fight.
Now I’m starting to see suffrage in a whole new way – it had to have all been media rumor and false story, because it would never have happened irl. Women aren’t going to spontaneously organize an army with a clear motive and plan of attack. Suffrage has been the fiction of feminism from day one.
Communism is an elaborate plot with an Achilles heel. It seemed like a good idea to control sexuality, because it’s a resource that’s not geographically fixed. However, communists are/were relatively naive about the nature of gender, not realizing what little fluidity there truly was. I’m guessing that the gay agenda is a big test to see how best to manipulate gender.
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(((Suffrage))) (((organize an army)))
(((Communism))) (((elaborate plot)))
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I can confirm this. Most people made fun of feminism when it first came out. It took constant repetition and reinforcement from the schools, legal profession, universities, etc. Regardless of what they say, women and men, were much happier then than now.
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@carlos, sounds like even then, “academia” and the media were writing a narrative.
These Uppercrust Victorians were also into a lot of occult beliefs.
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All you have to do is fill upcoming elections with a sense of vitriol and uneasiness, and you’ll turn back the clock on suffrage.
But upon further examination, that’s a reason why the Suffrage Movement was most likely a product of media manufacturing. It’s not in the nature of women to organize and fight. Never.
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Okay, disregard this one, I thought the other comment got lost.
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Stop dabbling in politics and get back to work, citizen.
And remember to pay your taxes on time.
Be grateful for your freedom from patriarchal slavery.
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I almost forgot how lucky I am to fear for my life on a constant basis while chasing vanity and things like food and proper medical care. First world problems, know what I mean?
Tangent, but I’ve recently noticed that if I go to the doctor and describe any symptoms I’m having, I get a response like, “Anything could be wrong with you. Take some Claritan.” What works better is diagnosing something online, and then tell the minute clinic doctor what you’ll have. It won’t solve any medical conditions, but you also won’t get charged $1000 for a visit or be met with apathy. Just wear a mask.
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As GBFM would say, “lzzllol DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY UP WITH MY PATREONARCHY lzzllolzzzl”.
You created an entire post just to disguise the fact you wanted to quote GBFM instantly classic throwaway line.
Well done Sir!
[CH: i was…..inspired!]
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can’t be a legit GBFM quote. No bernakified or buttholz reference…..
=)
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You have to see the quote in the full context. Pure, Unadulterated, GBFM
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I’m sorry, but when I read his stuff I’m like an anthropologist trying to understand the clicks and hoots of some bantu. “I say, does anyone speak negro here?”
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Huge whiff dude.
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Translation: “Feminists be like, ‘Gimme money because MEN amirite?? WUT WUT”
You’re welcome.
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Oh wait, you wanted one *out* of Negro. My bad! And also yours.
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((Anon White Male)):
How you doin’, fellow whites?
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Apparently, the incoherent babbler is a treasured pet around here. But, if you will notice, I said “like an anthropologist trying to understand the clicks and hoots of some bantu”. “Like”. That is what segues into the “negro”.
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Princess Frou-Frou comes into the office.
“Hey guys,” she says, referring to the 12 women, “guess where I’m going? Persia!”
A burst of applause greets her. Excitement lights up their faces. “Ooooh,” says one vapid office-worker. “It sounds so exotic and exciting.”
“Is Persia, like, Iran?”
“No, no,” Princess Frou-Frou tuts. “Persia is nothing like Iran. Persia is faraway in a mystical way, a spiritual place where the heart is honored. I’m going to be honored as the Western princess I really AM!”
[Three days later, after the flight disembarks in Tehran]
[The morality police appear.]
“Why are you wearing yoga pants?” a heavily bearded brute demands. “It is bad enough I must speak English. Why must I inhale your musk?”
“I smell like incense!” Frou-Frou, alone without her friends at the office, protests.
“You spell like the stink of a camel’s toe. Now get in the police van. You’re going to be pleasuring all 51 of the morality police today and tomorrow. On the third day you embrace the gentleness of Islam and the good-humor of the Quran.”
Frou Frou smiles broadly and winks at the camera.
“I guess I’m getting what I came for!”
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off topic but i hate girls who call everyone guys or dudes or call men by their last names instead of by their first.
these are the go girl sloots who try to be one of the guys instead of acting like a demure and feminine girl. always a mistake getting involved with them.
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Years ago I dated a woman who was a competitive gymnast in college. We tried something vaguely like that pose in the ad. Ballet barres do have a purpose for men after all.
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I married a woman who practiced ballet for many years. Can confirm.
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Lucky man.
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A bit of luck and a bit of a teenagers jest come real.
In her 50s now. After several kids she’s still trim and still makes my tick, tock.
Would I do it again knowing what I know now? Absolutely!
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“Can any of these self-absorbed broads give me a concise explanation as to how they measure personal growth?”
personal “growth” = 1/number of children
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actually, this is more accurate:
PERCEPTION of personal growth (PPG)~ amount of time spent navel-gazing (NG) where time spent navel-gazing = 1/# of children
ACTUAL amount of personal growth (APG) = 1/NG
in other words, the more time they spend doing personal “growth”, the less they actually grow.
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or:
perception of personal “growth” = 1/accountability (a)
(a) ~ # of chillunz
is there a mathematician in the house?
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Its simply adding the cumulative length of cock they have sat on.
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ahh… now we’re getting somewhere…
total perceived personal “growth” ~ cumulative cock feet
so basically “personal growth” = phallic worship. now there’s a meme who’s time has come.
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I thought 1 divided by zero was an undefined function?
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Women who go into yoga generally have deep emotional issues. That’s why most of them start in their late 20s and 30s, because they are already quite emotionally scarred by then.
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How does “travel” inspire? And isn’t true yoga about meditation and spirituality? These dumb bisshes.
There was a comment on the Goodbye sight about “green living” with all her consumerism and materialism. Gaia vey!
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yep, these are the same girls who have to have name brand everything. as materialistic as it gets.
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it’s “inspiring” to them because they can go from a 4 to an 8 by traveling to a different sexual market.
notice that these women seldom want go to Ukraine or Southeast Asia, where competition is stiffer. no. they want to go to India, Latin America, and any former slave colony and/or the dark meat continent, where the local bachelors consider their “friendliness”, crepey skin, age spots, and cellulite an improvement over what’s usually available.
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Inspirational personal growth opportunity:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/murderous-vacations-serial-killers-stalking-the-panama-highlands/ar-BBB6Awo?li=BBnb7Kz
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[…] Inspired Woman […]
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Personal Growth=Every depraved self-indulgence, without fear of judgement or consequence.
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Hmmmmm.
Opportunity knocks: we’ve all seen those ads for mail-order Russian brides and more vibrant ladies for the less discerning gentleman. So – what about American brides?
“Hey, Ginderjeet! Be the first mudfap in Pakistan with a white concubine in your hovel!…!!!” When he buys, we can ship out some big fat she-twink with hair in all the frooty colours of the rainbow, tattoos and piercings…?
It’s a win for everyone: we cash in and get rid of the fat bitchy chubsters, the rag heads get stuck with them and get soaked for the privilege! Donald Trump is not the only one that can make America great again…
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Whaddya tryin’ to do, start a REAL jihad?
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Women have ruined yoga. What ought to be a useful stretching and self-introspection regime for men is now associated with runaway female narcissism.
GoogleImages(“yoga”).
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And the dudes who are serious about it don’t help…
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That is just disturbing! How do I erase the image of that dude from my memory?
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Actual quotes from the FB pages of such women:
“It’s such a deep joy to be part of your journey.”
“Stop competing and comparing. There’s literally room for all of us.”
“We share our breakdowns and our breakthroughs. We close gaps and get aligned to get back into the magic, the flow of life.”
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Every girl is obsessed with travel.
Prole girlz go to Caribbean resorts and fancy theyselves well-traveled. (Prole Russian girlz go to Dubai, Turkey, and Sharm al sheikh). Globalist girlz have of course more rarified tastes, like taking pictures of themselves in front of graffiti in Berlin or 50 savages in Kenya.
It’s just a replacement for their otherwise vapid existences back home, fodder for the social media attention-whöring arms race, and speaks to girlz flighty nature in general.
I think I have more respect now for the prole girlz’ trips to Caribbean resorts, at least there’s no pretension involved there.
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Back in the 80s – and possibly earlier – there were 2 basic requirements for the average German turista’s vacay to be considered a success:
She had to get a tan and she had to get laid by at least 1 guy who did not hold a German passport, the more exotic, the better.
Italian, English – ok
Australian, Canadian – better
Argentine, Indian – jackpot !
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“Attention-Whore Arms Race”….priceless and very true!
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i see this kind of shite every day. I have mentioned a few times on here before of how I have met girls who almost immediately make it known they are ’empaths’ and can detect ‘vibes’ or something like that. This fake, eastern fusion, wicca religion that western women follow is utterly maddening.
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sociopaths often imitate the empath and feed on their energies haha
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“This fake, eastern fusion, wicca religion that western women follow is utterly maddening.”
I knew a chic like this a few years back. She’s almost 40 now and she’s still very good looking in that sort of “Roman aristocratic lady” way and hasn’t defaced her beauty with tats or piercings or purple hair. I was able to infer from her FB and some things she said in person that she spent most of her prime babe years moving around the US always living in posh SWPL areas, partying, dating thugs, etc… Finally she went back to college for (facepalm) art history. Eventually she became a “freelance photographer and designer” and was able to spend months overseas visiting art galleries and taking pictures. I suspect she financed this by making some kind of sex-for-lodging deal with local artsy men who lived in the places she wanted to go since there was always mention of some local male “friend” in these spots on her FB pics. I’m sure for their part her slender figure and pure white skin was quite “exotic” and having a hot American whore on your arm conveyed YUGE status for them too.
Since you can only be a turbofan-whore for so long she’s since reinvented herself as some kind of all around media guru for some “alt-med” place around here that peddles every variety of pozzed-up SWPL-sanitized “Eastern” medicine for well heeled hipsters. These places are basically money factories since magical treatments for imaginary illnesses by definition always work and are always needed on an ongoing basis. As far as I can tell her involvement with this stuff isn’t cynical though and she’s a true believer.
Overall she illustrates how a pretty, charming, smart but ultimately intellectually vacuous modern woman can lead a charmed, fun life while making the kind of life decisions that would lead most men to poverty or early death. The sad fact is that this type of life path is what the modern economy is rewarding. She is of course childless. A few generations ago she might have made a decent, intelligent wife and mother to a bunch of smart new white kids. Some of the boys she had might have come up with a working theory of Quantum Gravity or invented all that new technology we don’t have. Instead I guess she was more valuable to the economy as a consumer of jet fuel and the modern equivalent of a travelling medicine show.
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I know women like this — some of them for decades. And because of that, I’d be careful about assuming they’re “happy.” Virtually every woman I know like this is on a cocktail of head-meds so powerful they’d knock out the Rolling Stones circa 1974. And even then, they’re not well-adjusted.
Yet the only way to know this is to know these women over the long haul because only then do they reveal what they’re really about. Some of them I dated long ago and we fell into friendships. Others I knew through work. The best way to get across what I’m saying is through a visual. Remember the “Seinfeld” episode where Kramer pretends he’s cool saying “Serenity now” and then closes the door and explodes with anger and smashes up a room full of computers? That’s these women with their eastern platitudes.
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Fantastic post…i knew many women like this..theres loads of them in interior design, media etc.
I call them the creative class.
All bullshit jobs.
Adam Curtis The Century of Self is a must watch…it charters their rise from 60s hippydom to the elite/middle class lifestyle today that Bill Clinton tapped into for votes
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@ Days of Broken Arrows
Good point. We should make it more regularly. A lot of people – men and women – are making all of their decisions under the influence of powerful drugs.
And if their decisions are really bad, then they are “edgy” and should be imitated.
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Absolutely trenchant kkk0mment and this part nails it: ” …while making the kind of life decisions that would lead most men to poverty or early death.”
Women like this lead a life of make-believe. Her whole lifestyle, indeed life, is being sustained by men who produce wealth and earn money. Men need stable employment, savings, investments, and property in order to survive and thrive. And look how easily men will lavish their hard-earned coin on a half-decent piece of áss. Ever notice you don’t see many homeless women?
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These (aging) girlz should be mocked relentlessly on their fagbook and instawhoré accounts. Instead, weak men fall into line hoping for a scrap.
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When you’re hot people will let you stay for free if they think they might get some. She capitalized on that no doubt.
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” … making the kind of life decisions that would lead most men to poverty or early death.”
That remark deserves a gold frame. Gave me one of those ‘Sudden Clarity Clarence’ moments. I’m going to memorise it for the boozer this weekend. See if I can rile any hamsters.
” … she might have made a decent, intelligent wife and mother to a bunch of smart new white kids.”
I sincerely doubt it, considering the description of her wasted and no doubt eventually lengthy life. Admit it, she’s as dumb as dogshit, with just enough Asperger to appear smart (facts, about Art?).
IME these UMC types, if they breed at all, do it late, and with some hapless, financially sound, but relentlessly beta sperge.
Result: enough special needs/autistic fuckup kids to fill a standard people-carrier.
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90% of ‘self-help’ and meditation books are written for women, because without the patriarchy in place (the REAL one of yesteryear, not the imagined one they believe exists), they are completely lost in their daily lives, open to many self-destructive forces.
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Occultism and spiritualism have unfortunately been a thorn in the side of Western civilization since the 1840s. Also interesting to note, this movement has also been tied in with feminism pretty much since the beginning.
The 60s supercharged this crap, but it’s been with us for a long time. The appeal of magic (which is what all of this eventually comes back to) seems to be claiming power or knowledge that you otherwise could never attain. I guess it would make sense that feminists would embrace it.
I knew a lot of these girls when I was living I Colorado, hippie capitol of Flyover Country. They put traditional beliefs they don’t understand and don’t respect into a blender, while ignoring all the little inconvenient negative aspects of those beliefs and cultures. Very ignorant. Yoga is great stuff if you ignore the syncretic BS and treat it like a straight up exercise and stretching routine. It’s hard to find a program like that, though. In my experience, the best yoga classes are the ones run by men.
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Yes, but they can be easy to seduce. Back in the early ’80s I was doing some Army training in California, where these “New Age” types are common. I brushed up on Carlos Castaneda and combined some witchy bullshit with an occasional harsh Nietzschean statement – not what they were used to hearing. I also had a trim muscular physique and I carried myself with an arrogant militaristic posture. For example, one such Wiccan-type chick challenged me to a game of billiards, and I accepted even though I rarely played billiards, and she was supposedly good at that. I quickly defeated her, and she gazed at me admiringly and said, “You have an angry red aura around you!” I banged her that night. Charles Manson was a 5’2″ petty criminal who gathered a harem of girls who were willing to murder people for him, and who adored him even though (or probably because) he beat them, all because he knew how to combine hippie spiritual bullshit with a touch of Fascism.
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“spiritual but not religious”
lol…this is like THE tag line of 90% of single broads these days
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Right up there with “I like wearing jeans and relaxing or can get dolled up on a pair of heels.”
Something like that. Hell, I think most women copy-paste from other women’s profiles.
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bra up hair off
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lol mendo
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Yup, they can go from hiking and camping in jeans ‘n’ boots to classy lady in heels and pearls like THAT……….
Despite the fact that none of them have ever been near a tent or have any clue what ‘classy lady’ even means.
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They can also don a mortar board when needed. Or a scuba outfit.
Is there nothing these broads can’t do? They deserve more respect.
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How is going from jeans to dresswear even an accomplishment when all of us were doing that at 16 when we went to prom and homecoming?
If these broads are listing their quick-change abilities as some sort of magic trick, they should be reminded that our prom dates did it younger and better!! (Especially mine — hehe.)
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They want to “explore this world and everything it has to offer” (me me me me me me me).
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“spiritual but not religious” is short hand for “I’m a goddess to be worshiped. Forget faith in anything deeper”. There is a reason women were not to hold any post of leadership in the early church beyond deaconess. It is because anything more and it ceased to be about serving the faith and turned into feeding the hamster. Can’t serve two masters.
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ATTN CH: KKKOTW ^^^
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. It is because anything more and it ceased to be about serving the faith and turned into feeding the hamster. Can’t serve two master
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Can’t serve two hamsters
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Same reason they should not be executives in secular business.
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The crowd of cackling corn-feds constantly decrying the “destruction” caused by “evul corporashuns” whilst posting pics of every precious new purchase of the latest brands.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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“over-credentialed yet airheaded yoga-pants’ed “spiritual but not religious” aging beauties regurgitating platitudes and catchwords so vapid they could only be cynically interpreted as misdirection from what these women really want: the destruction of everything their White men built for them.”
And I would like to add; *Up to their eyeballs in Student Loan Debt* !
Every. Damn. One. And guess who they want to pay it off for them?
Not ME sweetie..
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I’M seeing a perfect venue for redpill men to infiltrate. Enough on it and it over load their brain.
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90% of women striking lame, half-assed yoga poses (most of whom do not even do it correctly) are just sad looking fools, but they don’t realize it. More (literal) posing for their Fagbook ‘friends’, to pretend that (although childless and now well into their 30s) they actually lead a fulfilling, cool, happy life (none of which is true). And, I am really getting sick and tired of the yoga pants look already. It had its run, but now it is just low-class shit that needs to end. Nowadays, when I see a woman in yoga pants, I almost immediately think – “slut” and that she is very likely a mudshark (or at least open to it). Any woman who would wear such slutty outfits in public has to be morally ambivalent in other areas of her life, as well. And for an actual good looking woman to do so (i.e., not the non-Whites with their big fat, smelly asses, or the stupid inbred White trash girls), also tells me that she is incredibly vain, and selfish, and 2-dimensional.
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Very few women striking yoga poses actually know what they are doing, have the skill and dexterity to do it, and look good.
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The problem is, of course, that all these lost women are so focused on lame, passing “inner growth”, that they forget to actually get a living being growing inside of them. They must think yoga and doing mud runs is going to giving them long, happy lives. And 99% of them do not realize or appreciate that the only reason they can fart around all day doing this stupid shit is because of the society that White men built for them, creating a lot of free time and security for women. They can strike all the poses they want, but none of them are going to stop the approaching wall and a miserable death surrounded by cats and empty wine bottles.
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In other words, it’s the stripper pole for those who think they’re “above” that sort of thing.
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http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/models/a9873170/ashley-graham-niki-taylor-and-teyana-taylor-remake-baywatch/
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The lolz write themselves
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i prefer any personal growth neatly trimmed, thanks
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guys who are successful with women arent this cynical.
being on this website is the ultimate loser tell
[CH: this comment certified 0% fresh!]
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“divorce rape” could too fit in there
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Realization: This ad is designed to lure Beta and Omega MEN. It has nothing about promoting ‘Woman Power’. Look at her pose—open with the vag doing a spready Come Hither Beta….spend you money for a sniff.
This ad is not directed toward women who look like her, she will never sign up on this site. Nor will any man that she’d be interested in dating
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CH,
See this article —
Study Finds Massive Shift in US Marriages
1 in 6 new marriages is now mixed
By Newser Editors and Wire Services
Posted May 19, 2017 2:39 AM CDT
http://www.newser.com/story/243021/study-1-in-6-new-us-marriages-is-mixed.html
” Researchers say Asian-Americans were most likely to intermarry in 2015, with 29% of newlywed Asians married to someone of a different race or ethnicity, followed by Hispanics at 27%, blacks at 18%, and whites at 11%.”
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So many yoga poses on insta and not done correctly only for attention. One in particular profile caught my attention which I cringed and I couldn’t believe she thought is was cute or funny to say it. She wrote spiritual quotes blah blah and she mentions she has a “phd”, but a phd in complaining!! yikes crazy.
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