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Chicks Dig Niceguys…Underneath The Jerkboys

May 23, 2017 by CH

“But I’m ALL Milhouse!”

Sorry, Milhouse, chicks don’t really want niceguys. They want jerks they can pretend are niceguys underneath. Allow me to introduce you to the female rationalization hamster:

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  1. on May 23, 2017 at 11:22 am Hackett To Bits

    Yep. When she says to her friends or social media clappers “I can change him!”, you own her heart.

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    • on May 23, 2017 at 4:24 pm wolfie65

      If her d@ddy wants you ded, she’ll have your b@y-bee.

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  2. on May 23, 2017 at 11:25 am Nads

    If you haven’t seen the movie, ‘Three O’Clock High,’ it is worth seeing. The guy who starts the day lonely, timid and geeky ends up, through a significant decrease in his give-a-shite level, the school alpha.

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    • on May 24, 2017 at 10:14 am fakeemail

      Yes, fantastic 80s Red Pill movie! Maybe best high-school movie of the 80s but didn’t get press like John Hughes movies because it’s not as SJW or something.

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  3. on May 23, 2017 at 11:38 am mendo

    “When she sees you’ll do anything she says, she’s bound to respect you”

    Ah, the misguided rationalization of the poor beta schlub.

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  4. on May 23, 2017 at 11:39 am Otsuka Duojinshi

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  5. on May 23, 2017 at 11:50 am Chicks Dig Niceguys…Underneath The Jerkboys | @the_arv

    […] Chicks Dig Niceguys…Underneath The Jerkboys […]

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  6. on May 23, 2017 at 12:20 pm Quaid

    Attitude

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  7. on May 23, 2017 at 1:43 pm Batman

    Just curious, who’s the guy with Bardot?

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    • on May 23, 2017 at 5:39 pm Otsuka Duojinshi

      Jacques Charrier

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    • on May 24, 2017 at 12:56 am Lucius Somesuch

      Alain Delon, I believe.

      Which is cool because last weekend I watched trashterpiece “Concorde: Airport 79” and he’s awesome in it.

      My favorite exchange:

      Delon: “Two coffees, black.”

      Sylvia Kristel (stewardess he’s banging): (coos appreciatively) “You’re such men!”

      George Kennedy (co-captain with Delon): “They don’t call it the cockpit for nothing, sweetheart!”

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  8. on May 23, 2017 at 2:54 pm vfm#7634

    That Simpsons clip is like a distilled introduction to Game right there.

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  9. on May 24, 2017 at 1:59 am Anton

    This is gold lol. Milhouse did become a jerkboy in one episode but he caved in the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1UxUcatzEc

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  10. on May 24, 2017 at 8:00 am rocko

    Don’t forget Lisa once fell for bad boy bully Nelson Muntz. HA HA!
    https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/4/40/Picture0003.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20110623042517

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