Mr. Meaner collected an impressive best-of compendium of CH banter lines and jizzed them all in one glorious rhetorical orgasm while jiving with a sheila on Tinder. I don’t think this is the first CH reader to attempt such a feat, but Mr Meaner’s effort is worth inclusion in the Hall of Swain pantheon of poon wrasslin’.
Tinder convo, nearly every CH line used in one sitting, more as a tribute than anything. Enjoy!
Me: so how normal are you?
Her: I guess that’s a matter of perception.
Me: little spoon doesn’t make the rules
Her: Haha
Her: What if I don’t play by the rules?
Me: punishment. that’s what
Her: Haha does this normally work for you? I’m actually curious…
Me: only on hot girls
Her: Touche
Her: You’re good
Her: I’ll give you that
Me: so what else have you got going for you?
Her: Not much really… just my looks
Her: Oh and my sarcastic remarks
Me: How’s that working out for you?
Her: Rather well to date
Her: What do you have going on for yourself, apart from a desire to be domineering?
I almost feel sorry for this girl. How much vaginal overload can one girl take?
PS Take special note of the word count ratio between these two poolsiders. Mr Meaner adheres admirably to one of the Poon Commandments:
V. Adhere to the golden ratio
Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In her deepest loins it is what she truly wants.
Mr Meaner: 6 replies
Girl: 11 replies
That’s actually better than the 2/3rds ratio recommended in Poon Commandment V, and it shows. This chick has one foot in his bedroom already.
You need coaching on this? Wtf. The dude needed somebody tot alk to a chick like this? No wonder dudes are retarded nowdays. They have to learn to game, the game is not in them. If the game is not in you (and it’s not called game it’s called being a man) you will never be a man by learning to game. Good chicks can sniff that shit out like it’s a pheromone. Maybe it is a pheromone.
Why? Because real dudes died in the last war. Most of them. And then the rest of you became pussified after the 60’s. Gay agenda and jew agenda. And now we have this blog that needs to tell you how to talk to a chick to win her over because there is not an inch of manliness left in you. You all became loser hipsters and nobody does a crew cut anymore. you spend more time in a bathroom than a good looking, not self obsessed 10. And that’s what’s wrong with you and the society. You don’t need game you need to man up and stop being pussies. Stop sending stupid hearts on instagram to chicks. wtf? I still can’t believe you need somebody to tell you this shit. You are a joke. All of you.
[CH: i ❤ this comment.]
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Ok…I’ll go out with you
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No, no, don’t hold back! Tell us how you really feel!
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Lighten up, Francis.
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I feel brutalized yet somehow refreshed and inspired.
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The world (and game blogs) are meant for average men, not naturals.
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You must not talk to women. You have to use game on women, even if it’s natural game. You have to always have an answer to her question.
What you describe here is the fact that a man’s inner game can become so strong that he doesn’t need to even think about his outer game. You will still have to be able to verbally communicate at a high level however, unless you are extraordinarily famous or wealthy or brutal.
But the basic point remains the same, learning game is a huge shortcut compared to everything else that gets you “loved”. There is always a huge amount of jealousy emanating from a man who realizes that I am “half the man that he is”, yet my women look better than his and there are more of them for me to play with. YaReally used to address this certain type of competitive jealousy often.
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And “pheromone” is a myth, but men with higher testosterone do emit a certain smell. Women will automatically be attracted to you when you admit this smell.
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The object of this website and others and game is simply to de programme men from brainwashing. Nobody’s learning anything new that nobody knew pre 1960s. Nobody. Its a sanitizer. Not a steroid.
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Rebdick’s jacked up his IQ by 20 points overnight. Niiiiiceeee.
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Somebody hasn’t gotten their 5 minutes of alpha….
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I am more and more
Growing unemployable
Because of Heartiste
[CH: do i need to put all these elmerkus in a separate post?]
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Funny you mention that.
I was just thinking that most of my career progression occurred during my blue pill days. You know, when you go along to get along, attend the diversity training, etc. In the Globohomoist corporate world, red pill demeanour doesn’t seem to help. I migh not even advance any further up the ladder due to the hard edge I’ve taken on.
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THIS
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This is deep.
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I find it very hard to act and speak in a way that normiefags consider normal. At work or other environs. Having to pretend you care even one iota about googleball, or worse, fantasy googleball, is torture.
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“If the game is not in you (and it’s not called game it’s called being a man) you will never be a man by learning to game”
Neuroplasticity bro, neuroplasticity. (or !SCIENCE!)
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When was the last war? Did we win? If we won, why aren’t we White?
If a soldier loses a war, is he a man, or a pussy?
—
True story:
A platoon of American soldiers arrived in an Afghan village, mid-2000’s. The villagers asked, “Are you Russians?”
After some discussion among themselves, the soldiers replied, “Yes, we’re Russians.”
Sometimes it isn’t worthwhile telling men the truth.
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I can’t say much for the monicker, but I like the cut of this xnikolinax’s jib.
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real dudes died in the last war.
Define “last war”, please. There’s been a few. All over the shop.
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i recommend less pee in your wheaties
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Hey xnikolinax, a PHYSIOGNOMY QUIZ 4 u loozzzerzerzersss!!!!!
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Answer @ bottum of page lolllzzzerzerzersss!!!!!
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Neither. She loves ME!!!!!
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I’ll reply to myself because none of your answers brought anything new or interesting or worth replying to. I also have better things to do then discuss this.
Man up, you were born a man so be a man and go conquer. Good luck.
But hi to all and to all a good night.
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I also wanted to add that I follow this blog and really like that the blog owner has the guts to speak often times the truth but even if there are opinions I do not agree with I respect that he had the balls to say what he wants to say not worrying about how it will be perceived. A lot of work and research must go into a lot of these articles so I just wanted to acknowledge that. Thank you for writing and sharing..
ok, that’s all.
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can’t tell if you are a girl or not.
you seem like too much of a pussy to be a dude but you also use crass language that no decent girl should use.
if you are a girl, you need to clean that mouth up and figure out how to become more feminine. never gonna get a decent man if you continue acting like a tough girl/tom boy or whatever it is you’re trying to do.
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The comments weren’t “worth replying to” because women don’t usually get treated seriously here. So everyone just laughed at you.
And your comment contains nothing actionable. “Good luck” isn’t much in the way of advice. Neither is “man up” or telling us that our grandfathers were better men.
If we want to hear about how “The Greatest Generation” were wonderful because they made the world safe for kike’s to keep fucking us over, we’ll turn on the Jewstory Channel.
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Now I just want to kick your ass, but I know you’re too old to fight me. Globalist wars are for idiots. We need a national riot.
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Over time I’ve forwarded the 16 Commandments to several fellows who undergamed a girl and then moped about losing her. People won’t be convinced until they want to be convinced, and I think in some of these instances, it worked.
The way the 16COP is written, it just shoots like lightning through a lot of the “but-but-” resistance a beta will have to challenging his assumptions about romance.
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The frenzied butthurt of some of the comments following the 16 commandments is also a fine source of mirth.
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My “Aha!” moment came after spending a day rigorously observing all 16 Commandments of Poon (16 CoP)..
Apply science to the problem.
1. Are the 16 CoP accurate?
2. Learn the 16 CoP.
3. Proposed: “Following the 16 CoP gets me laid.”
4. a. Follow the 16 CoP for one week.
4. b. Do the opposite for one week.
4. c. Repeat a and b.
5. Reality check: “In which weeks did I get laid?”
6. From experience, make conclusion.
7. Report findings (post to heartiste.wordpress.com).
8. “Always Be Approaching.”
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PS: CH, the 16 CoP need distillation to a memorable rhythm.
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Here’s my attempt. Improvements solicited.
https://tteclod.wordpress.com/2017/06/01/the-16-commandments-of-poon-distilled/
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continue our “muh edmuhcation” series
this is from the famous lecture
“Penis as a social construct and its discontents”
held by Numabiu Yamish Lollzzoberger senior professor of womynz studies
at Marin Looter Kang university
Department for freedom, tolerance and Nahzi punching
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apparently this too much for (((New))) York Times
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You laugh, but Dildos in America was a tough class. Is there really a textbook for this?
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A hard curriculum, indeed… and taught in a turgid fashion.
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And I doubt it gets right to the point.
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Dildos in America was a tough class
tell me about it. made my veins pop out
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On the plus side, there are a lot of openings in the field.
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Great opener, but did he get his dick wet? Doesn’t count if he didn’t get it in.
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Teh aryan princess ain’t gonna leggo that Eggo. Look at the chimp to the right,already stole her ‘nanner. That thievin’ little bastard should be gassed, along with its momma Latrina.
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Sumbitch, to the left.,To her right, dammit .
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That’s fucking child abuse right there.
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^Precisely the kkk0mment which I was gonna poast.
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Someone posted this before but why put your children in the care of savages who hate you to work for a corporation that wants to exploit you?
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the people who do this to their kids are the same gullible fraction of the population as those who, during the black plague, bought the standard, govt-approved explanation that it was caused by “bad air” which precipitated from the alignment of the planets.
“Medical knowledge had stagnated during the Middle Ages. The most authoritative account at the time came from the medical faculty in Paris in a report to the king of France that blamed the heavens, in the form of a conjunction of three planets in 1345 that caused a “great pestilence in the air”. This report became the first and most widely circulated of a series of plague tracts that sought to give advice to sufferers. That the plague was caused by bad air became the most widely accepted theory.”
substitute “bad air” for “racism”, and you could almost be talking about the exact same situation.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death
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… and I would not be surprised if the medical *elites* in the 14th century deliberately deceived the king and the populace with the “bad air” theory. not that they understood the actual cause. but it’s not hard to imagine a genocidal agenda with a theory like that.
the same people who built the Notre Dame cathedral couldn’t draw an intuitive link between rats, fleas, and disease? right. we’ve had an inmate aversion to those creatures for literally millions of years. there would have been an alt-Rat, disease-realist fringe group who knew better.
and you can bet bushels of shekels were made off of selling “bad air” cures. selling racism snake oil to the masses in the current age is no different. it’s a MASSIVE industry.
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*innate aversion
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Fucking niggérs.
I’m starting to hate these fuckers more and more every day.
Juxtapose the face of a happy innocent baby against that vacant, animal-like, IQ 65 savage.
Baby was probably crying and the low impulse control animal lost its temper.
That animal needs to hang in the town square.
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@plumpjack “Alt-rat” — that’s not half bad.
@Les Saunders
Agreed on all points, though your prescribed penalty marks you as a merciful chap.
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Heh. the biddy suspects something but she can’t help but walk into the trap
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Women like projecting. The less you speak, the more you become the man they want to have. A lot of it is false expectation sure. But if you are not a natural you are essentially rolling a dice every time you talk without training/practice. The problem is non naturals get anxious around women. So they have to say needy stupid stuff like our old reliable ‘so what you do for a living’.
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People in general project like crazy, but women especially.
This is why the less one says, the better…
… leastwise, until you TRULY know the score, you fucking children… you company men.
There was a very amusing movie about this tendency of folks to project, back in the day. Being There, from the mid-seventies, starring Peter Sellers.
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This is why the less one says, the better…
I’m just gonna let that one sit there…
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You always let “it” sit there, while your inane videos do all the interminable talking.
Besides, the topic is conversations with women, covfefe.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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Such a yenta!
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yes. less talking. more listening. pausing before responding, then saying something original and thoughtful, is often all the zfg a girl needs to see. guys tend to overdo it
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For today’s daily instalment of massive terrorist bömbing in Afghanistan, mutti Merkel had the following to say:
“German Chancellor Angela Merkel is condemning the massive suicide truck bombing in Kabul that killed 80 and wounded hundreds, saying that “terrorism has no borders.”
The chancellor said terrorism “targets all of us — whether in Manchester or Berlin, Paris, Istanbul, St. Petersburg or today in Kabul.”
Yeah, terrorism has no borders because you dismantled and opened the borders, you evil old witch.
It targets us all? Really. How comforting and reassuring to hear this from a leader of a nation.
Rope!
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In other news, we wuz kangs… not so much. http://dailycaller.com/2017/05/30/scientists-map-the-genome-of-ancient-egyptian-kings-and-they-werent-from-africa/
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You can test your German here:
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lick mein schwanz, Angie
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If it targets us all, then why are we welcoming young military-aged men into our countries, Angie?
(((schüttlete mein kopf)))
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https://furthermore.equinox.com/articles/2017/04/athlete-protein
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Her: You think youre hot stuff
You: covfefe
Her: *orgasm*
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Haiku format is : first line 5 syllables, second 7, third 5. Try this :
Her: Think you are hot?
You: I bring the covfefe
Her: Oh *orgasm*!
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adjusted for current year real life:
Him: so how normal are you ?
Her: Whaaa?
Him: little spoon doesn’t make the rules
Her: ur weird
Him: punishment that’s what
Her: R@@@@@PE !
Him: only on hot girls
Her: HEEEELLPPPP!
etc.
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Wolfie is obviously female
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I don’t think he’s a she…
His problem is severe Debbie Downer complex and the mistaken belief that only rich, young, tall, and handsome men are getting laid…
… unless of course they’re negros, in which case all White women, being of no account, are dropping their draws for the mere asking… even going so far as to hop on planes and traveling to third world hellholes in order to do so..
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There is a subset of European women who go to Africa for sex tourism. It is a recorded and not entirely uncommon phenomenon.
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Stone the thots. White sharia now.
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Check your premises as to what “not entirely uncommon” connotes… speak in less relative terms if you’re trying to make a salient point.
1) yes, we know it does occur, just like Halley’s Comet does show up on occasion (DUH!)
2) White men, especially here, don’t need to be reminded of it because our women don’t travel in those circles.
3) if you wanna carry water for wolfie, let alone the Synathedral, then you’re walking on the wrong side of the hallway, here at the chateau.
In short, when it comes to observations such as these, just STFU. I’m getting fed up with you alleged alt-R allies. :men:
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‘There is a subset of European women who go to Africa for sex tourism. It is a recorded and not entirely uncommon phenomenon.’
Childless ancient hags.
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I noticed over the past 3 years that modern chicks automatically say “ur weird” even if you talk to them in the most innocuous way about the most benign subject.
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Well, in their defense, and judging by some of the posts you make here, you ARE weird.
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Wolfie is obviously not a self-deluding ‘silverback’.
Modern chicks are V E R Y easily spooked if you say N-E THING that’s even slightly outside their little tiny super-narrow blinders.
Like a baby gazelle on a savanna full of nothing but lions, crocodiles, cheetahs and dindus
Started in the 90’s, accelerated from there.
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Wolfie, your text battle may be how your experience might be, but it’s proven to work.
And on your other point, if the chick is spooked, NEXT!. If she reacts well, great. If she reacts poorly, there’s another one over there,,,,and over there, and over there, and even over there (and the electronic equivalent of course).
In fact it’s a decent way or sorting wheat from chaff. If she responds poorly immediately, you’ve found out now she doesn’t (or can’t) get it, so you can move on and waste no more time on such a wench.
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If a girl replies “touche” to your text convo, know that you are doing something right. It means more if the girl is not a dunce.
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Convo with the wife last night, after she overheard someone use the word “chicanery”
Her: Is chicanery like shenanigans?
Me: Yeah, but more nefarious.
Her: Really?! You use a word I don’t know to define another word I don’t know? Who does that?
Me: Jealous of my vocab.
Later, a happy ending.
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Word game, heh, heh… always amusing, and the gals always fall for it.
The trick is to do it simply because it amuses you, and they pick up on that… rather than merely try-harding to sound intelligent.
Another tease, on a simpler level, I use to pull is, when bringing something home unexpected:
Her: “Where did you get that?”
Me: “I acquired it.”
Her: (suspicious) “You acquired it?”
Me: “It was obtained… by me.”
.And I’d ignore any further questions.
Unrequited curiosity… drives ’em nuts every time. kek
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Come to think of it, Josh Brolin pulled a variation in No Country For Old Men. He shows up at his trailer with a big shiny .45: that he took off one of the dead Mexicans when he stumbled across the drug deal that went awry:
Wifey: “Where’d you get THAT?”
Him: “From the gettin’ store.”
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Fuller disclosure, it’s kind of an inside joke with us. A while back a hottie I worked with asked me “what’s the difference between epidemic and pandemic (she was reading some article)?” I said an epidemic is acute and pandemic is ubiquitous. She said “I hate you.”
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Good stuff, major.
Gonna remember that. And, great way to learn about words!
Viva Covfefe!
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Shit GE, I was just thinking of that line about the gettin’ store, and couldn’t remember where I heard it.
Gracias Mendo
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At least I don’t serve the Ultimate Kike Conspiracy: Cult of the Nazarene.
kek
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tomjones, serious question: what the fuck?
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jonesy, ur weird.
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Word game can be effective especially if you use words that sound dirty but are not, such a “bona fide” and “compunction”
Tone and delivery make all the difference.
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When waitresses asks my meal is, I say, “succulent.” Emphasis on the right place. They love it.
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last week we learn that humans originated in Europe. now we have yet another nail in the we-wuz-kangz sarcophagus:
“Our analyses reveal that ancient Egyptians shared more ancestry with Near Easterners than present-day Egyptians, who received additional sub-Saharan admixture in more recent times.
…
By comparing ancient individuals from Abusir el-Meleq with modern Egyptian reference populations, we found an influx of sub-Saharan African ancestry after the Roman Period…”
https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms15694
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https://www.dailystormer.com/was-we-kangz-tho-ancient-egyptians-were-genetically-closer-to-white-europeans-that-modern-egyptians/
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white man science & shieeet
we wuz kangz and hebrews
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A she-boon sent men to the moon.
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So, as usual, ‘groids turned up and the whole thing fell apart.
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Hey xnikolinax, answer 2 teh PHYSIOGNOMY QUIZ 4 u lolllzzzerzerzersss!!!!!
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10 times! Shit, she really wanted out. So she didn’t know he filed for divorce even though she wanted it, or filed first? That’s one effed up marriage.
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