Galactic Overlord Trump made a typo in a tweet and hit send before checking. He obviously meant to type “[media] coverage” instead of “covfefe”. On cue, full spectrum shitlibs descended into mass womanish hysteria and haven’t stopped crying about it. Trump decided to let the typo stand overnight before deleting it (or delighting in it) in the morning, figuring that there was much entertainment value to be had in triggering infantile shitlibs into yet another tantrum. Naturally, he was right. In the morning, he deleted the typo and replied with this tweet:
This is classic Trump; make a common mistake that millions of normal Americans make all the time when typing on their phones, wind up deranged lunatic shitlibs, and then drive them over the brink of sanity by poking a little fun at himself. Self-deprecation is most effective when it’s used to defang, belittle, or otherwise show up humorless drones like your garden variety Trump-hating shitlib.
You can bet the bank that if the Gay Mulatto had tweeted the exact tweet Trump sent out in the same circumstances, the autistic screeching crowd would be tripping over themselves with praise and unctuous flattery for the Golden Groid’s good sense of humor and common man’s touch.
Anyhow, the episode is a great real life illustration of two Game principles:
Never Apologize
and
Agree&Amplify.
The two principles taken together form a powerful seduction technique that I’ll call Covfefe Game. The purpose of Covfefe Game is simple: Come across like a confident cocksure jerkboy in the commission of a faux pas while dissipating any potential social awkwardness and deflating the indignation of humorless frumps demanding or expecting your contrition.
In pickup, Covfefe Game is usually evident when an alpha male pushes a little too soon or too hard for sex talk or physical mingling. If the girl objects (often nonverbally) or hurls a shit test because she’s a Level 99 Sass Lass, the alpha male will, most crucially, refrain from apologizing, and follow up with a Trumpian Agree&Amplify, e.g.:
GIRL: I’m not that kind of girl.
MODS! BONEHAMMER!: This is nothing. Wait’ll you see my finishing move.
If the alpha violates some sacred millennial iphag sjw tenet, Covfefe Game will help him come out smelling like roses.
JACKHAMMER OF THE GODS: that neighborhood is ghetto.
LISPING SJW: um, you can’t say that anymore.
JACKHAMMER OF THE GODS: damn, ok. that neighborhood is black as night.
If it’s a minor verbal miscue more along the lines of Trump’s tweet typo, a self-deprecating Covfefe strategy can help there too.
MAXIMUS TESTICULUS: I’m gonna recline poolside in my chaise longue.
PRETENTIOUS DORK: haha you said “chase lounge”. it’s pronounce shaiz long.
MAXIMUS TESTICULUS: Someone’s jealous of my super long lounge chair.
The goal of Covfefe Game is the same whether your target is a cute girl or the Shitlib Cuntsortium: to provoke arousal and make them chase you for validation.
Sounds like a good challenge. Who’s for it?
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Entirely unrelated, but thread after thread, post after post, no matter how simple and inoffensive, no post ever gets posted. I get the “post in moderation” notice, but nothing ever gets out.
So just for once…
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Your wish is granted. Trump be praised.
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Happens to at least two-thirds of my drivel, and consequently I put in the appropriate amount of effort when composing it. But not a little as the God-Emperoar. That would be lese-majeste indeed!
I reckon it happens to everybody, a lot (except CO, GE and the rest). It bothereth me not anymore.
Covfefe and shadilay be upon ye, brother.
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Freakouts over minor spelling and grammar errors are the last refuge of the witless. Especially on twitter. Most tweets are hammered out in 2 seconds
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He has to know at this point that the liberals will latch onto anything he gives them. They are watching his every move waiting for any opportunity to show off their snarky “intellect”.
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Bigly, my friend. Very bigly.
Besides, covfefe is a perfectly cromulent word.
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lol
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When shitlibs menstruate the contents of their damaged id’s into the public sphere, the cause is furthered.
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150k+ likes on that tweet!
Trump’s rewriting the rules of game, or rather, reformulating them with each tweet, speech, shitlord grin, handshake and handswat (heh).
My boomer folks are of the mind that you can’t fall the FBI director a “nut job” so I do my best to keep the Trump praise to a minimum, and redirect focus on how I’m applying his techniques to my life.
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Boomers are the most afraid group of White people in the history of civilization. Fuck what Boomers think, ever.
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It’s only awkward if you make it so. See also: no-apology game.
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I can’t quit Donald.
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He should now send out “watch out for grammar nazis, they are trying to take away our covfefe!”
Same self deprecation, but links the screeching leftists with both nazis and those pathetic people on the intertubes that nit pick every semi colon (or lack thereof) while being hated by all.
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since when is nazi a bad word, covfefe?
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The greatest comedian, Norm Macdonald, discusses Agree & Amplify in his special that just came out on Netflix.
Wife: “I couldn’t help noticing you were really staring at my sister tonight.”
Husband: “That’s just because I want to fuck your sister. In fact, the only reason I even married you was to get to your sister and fuck her. And then fuck your whole family. And after that, I’ll probably murder them, just like I have with the families of all my previous wives.”
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good stuff
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Norm is favorite comedian. The Hitler closer was hilarious.
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He did a great Bob Dole impersonation.
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Covfefe: coverage from every f*cking enemy
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I find a lot of Heartiste’s specific examples on what to do (on the comeback) to be almost too clever for me. And I’m supposed to be smart.
It’s a lot easier to assume the Game positions of body-language dominance and masculinity and shrug it off with your head tossed back to one side. These witty comebacks are no more effective and cause neurons and synapses to light up on fire.
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This might be a turning point right there.
I see even the most diehard libtards getting weirded out by the hysteria of the MSM whores.
It´s hylarious!
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Yeah, my first reaction this morning was “This is news?” (((shakin’ mah haid)))
I mean EVERY fucking morning show and newscast was covering it like it was some blimp exploding in New Jersey.
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That’s my reaction to pretty much all the ‘news’.
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Shithead libs are so humorless and unforgiving that it’s actually painful. I groaned when I saw it in my Twitter news feed this morning. What should easily be a lighthearted, human moment (“oh, that Donald”) is turned into fidget spinning hysterics. “OMG what’s scariest is Orange Julius Caesar has nuke codes!!”
At the same time, the Trump era might be a golden opportunity for burgeoning shitlords looking to swoop.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/05/29/donadl-trump-may-be-driving-a-yoga-transformation-liberal/102159616/
Where’s that CH post about yoga game?
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CH on yoga game
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2010/06/09/ubiquitous-yoga-girls/
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Tinder convo, nearly every CH line used in one sitting, more as a tribute than anything. Enjoy!
Me: so how normal are you?
Her: I guess that’s a matter of perception.
Me: little spoon doesn’t make the rules
Her: Haha
Her: What if I don’t play by the rules?
Me: punishment. that’s what
Her: Haha does this normally work for you? I’m actually curious…
Me: only on hot girls
Her: Touche
Her: You’re good
Her: I’ll give you that
Me: so what else have you got going for you?
Her: Not much really… just my looks
Her: Oh and my sarcastic remarks
Me: How’s that working out for you?
Her: Rather well to date
Her: What do you have going on for yourself, apart from a desire to be domineering?
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She wants to bang.
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I was on an amazing streak, running down the comments day after day without interruption. Alas, I’ve run into the 12 meter high mincegrinder.
Please come to my site at:
http://www.templeofsorcery.wordpress.com
and let’s see if Heartiste prints THIS. I’ve certainly given my Lord enough content for him to let one little pointer through … (Today’s special is Stephen King, cover graphic: Stephen King’s TIT.)
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I saw something today where somebody tweeted the covfefe is a Yiddish word for “screw it, I’m going to bed”. Which fits within the context of the original tweet that kept the shitlib media up all night wondering what it was about, or waiting for him to tweet more.
This was freaking brilliant. Tweet that out, and hit the rack. Many in the media waited hours for his next tweet, or for him to correct it. So he got his 3 hours of sleep and came back it at while they were frazzled as hell.
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the twitter buzz is fantastic right now. and it’s mostly been in good fun.
check this out if you haven’t already seen it.
this covfefe the strong dude acquired almost 10,000 followers within a couple of hours of tweeting this. i think it’s hilarious:
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Covfefe will have made it’s way into the lexicon before it’s summer. It’s just a matter of which connotation it will have–that is, will it lend itself to the shilords or will it serve the shitlibs?
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Some snarky response that of course the actual news had to show on TV was something along the lines of “it means my hands are too small to work the keyboard”, and much caterwauling by the talking haids about the alleged zinger.
If anything, typos would mean one’s hands are too large, not too small, but the shitlibs had to try to work in that previous snark about small hands – small dick.
They’re like the dweebs around the chateau, who attempt to neener-neener with every imagined effort that doesn’t even make sense.
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Covfefe means “coming fe fe fourteen words”
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Carpe de ORB !
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nice one
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did you make that cortesar? that’s one we all need to get out there for people to see. i’m posting it to my social media now. all our brothers should do the same.
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was not me
spread wide and far
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Oh, that is good. Can I put this on Facebook?
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This is Lester Holt
Trump’s new crisis : Covfefe
Grounds for removal?
[CH: good stuff elmer, keep it coming.]
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even elmer’s poetry has a sideways vagina
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Plunging my turgid
“Covfefe!” she moans “Covfe…”
Sated, she slumbers.
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Bottom line, CH: never, and I mean never, quit poking fun at these fucking phagz. Especially to their faces. They’re tough behind a keyboard, but real life? Nope.
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Jabberwocky game ftw.
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Not to pick nits CH., shouldn’t the lipthing SJW be thaying : ” Juth you hold your horthes, buddy, you can’t thay that anymorth ! ”
Juth my two bith of smartatthery.
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“JACKHAMMER OF THE GODS: damn, ok. that neighborhood is black as night.”
you shoulda added ” can’t ya hear dem mooncrickets ? ” at the end .
Har ! edgy humor, yes ?
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That settles it , investing heavily into covfefe futures to go with my rare Pepes.
i GOTS ME ONE HELLUVA PORTFOLIO NOW, SUMBITCHEES !
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I think Covfefe is the name of Pepe’s girlfriend… meme-meisters, to the fore!
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Pointy elbows would not bang
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Spelling/typo attacks are the lowest form of argument/debate. Even below logical fallacies and dishonesty. When it’s down to attacking a man’s typos it is clear who has no real argument.
There are lots of real arguments to present against Trump’s policies, choices, etc, but the media goes after him personally and his typos. That says everything. The media doesn’t want an honest discussion of the real issues because that would expose the left (and the right) for what they are. So instead we get nonsense.
I don’t want to support Trump because I disagree with just about everything he comes up these days* but at this point I feel as if I have to because of this railroading of a validly elected president the system didn’t want.
*I don’t support democrats either. I hate control freaks and meddlers.
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It’ll be a yuuuge success. New York Beta Times best seller
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Liberals are always offended. So just have fun with it.
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Covfefe game is real.
Today I wrote “covfefe” in response to a dead convo with a girl on tinder. Mind you… haven’t communicated in a week.
She responded within a few minutes…asking … “did you mean coffee?”
And I rolled with it.
Covfefe is the new birthday cat!
MAGA!
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