Ok, now same question, but with the roles reversed: the groom dragging the reluctant bride by her dress collar to the altar.
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Both would be Beta. Alphas know not to get married.
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But I thought Trump was an Alpha.
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He’s a perfect mix of alpha and beta.
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Holy shit Trump is the most dominant alpha male I can think of.
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Not true. If you want to have kids and a wife- someone there in old age- you get married.
The idea of being a playboy in your 40’s or 50’s is kind of gross, and when you’re 62 all you want to do is sit on the porch with someone you love.
The “Alpha’s never get married” idea is short sighted and the sign of a bitter, twisted psyche. Which I don’t really blame you for, considering the state of women, but still.
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Marriage is just as an intentional act as mastering game, and is the primary arena for game for a man that desires to build something that will last beyond him.
Western Civilization requires intentional design and creation of a family that will hand down both assets and ideas. The transmission of ideas fell apart with the “greatest generation”.
Reclaim it, have a wife, have offspring.
There’s no other way to be a patriarch.
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“The idea of being a playboy in your 40’s or 50’s is kind of gross”
Clearly “Sam” is short for “Samantha.”
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The term ‘Alpha; is often misinterpreted – and that interpretation tends to change according to the post’s topic or the poster responding.
Or perhaps mood or moon phases.
In order to be an Alpha, you must, first and foremost, be the leader of a group, that is requirement 1a.
As such, you must abide by the group’s rules, lest they turn on you if you get too wacky as leader.
In human societies, abiding by the rules of the group often means getting m@rr13d to 1 , or, in some societies, several women.
In short, the Alpha may not have a choice.
Wasn’t too long a go even in the West that being m@rr13d had a positive influence on one’s career, although that may no longer be the case.
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The implication is the groom is acting (?) against his will… ergo Beta. Has nothing to do with being married or not.
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in addition to ‘the jumbotron test’ as a means to suss out alpha behavior, we need to add “the prison test”: could a guy behave this passively in prison, and not be treated like a bitch?
groom guy would not pass the prison test.
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… a woman’s behavior towards her man is largely determined by the other males competing for her affection.
guy who’s literally being dragged by his woman into something against his will doesn’t have much of a chance fighting off other males, unless she’s so low-value that no other make want her.
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*males want her
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or maybe we call it “the somali gang rape test”. does a guy’s behavior towards his woman indicate that he could save her, and himself, from being raped by a mob of somalis? in this case, acting like a submissive wet mop.
verdict: pray they’re wearing condoms.
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White knight? Or white man?
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Meh
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That would probably make national news confirming rape culture. Which would be worth it just for the lulz
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Builds wife Buddhist shrine
Then downloads nudie photos
While she meditates
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Niggums be useful
Demonstrates your commitment
To diversity
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Your yellow fever
Can never be satisfied
TGP clicking…
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Son called me “pedo”
Because I mentioned schoolbus
arrives 2:40
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ha ha ha!
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Sad I.T. Niggums
Just needs a comforting hug
From a woke white man
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for those bad a math
with difficulty counting
haiku is hard
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Please don’t post that GIF
It’s not the story of us
Be better than that.
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Internet worthwhile
But then I masturbated
Instead of job search
[CH: you’re on a roll]
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awesome
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Like the wise old man
In Flip movie “Sticks of Death”
Grasshoppers question
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Unemployable
Finds “digital nomad” pic
Of himself working
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Wifey suspicious
Laughing to myself at lunch
Because the haikus
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A new study shows
How Salon writers empower
Women of Color
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Wifey does not know
Even “the Bhudda” would laugh
At ribald haikus
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Use hapless hopefuls
To get diversity pics
For career website
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Have no more haikus
Post-nap time loins depleted
Thanks, my foreign bride
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Buddha left his wife and kids. My cuckold Sunday School teacher was jealous.
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Both beta. I don’t need to drag my wife anywhere (literally or metaphorically) because she is happy to go, just to be with me.
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Groom’s gotta be dragging her by the train on her dress.
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Courtesy of the art critics at AoSHQ:
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is she riding amy schumer?
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Nope. Looks like Lena to me.
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Here’s a more fundamental question: is it “alpha” to marry?
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honestly the groom looks like one of those non cisgendered freaks
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he’s resisting, but he’s not satisfying her either. if you’re using alpha-ish behavior just to be a dud, and not creating anything useful, what’s the point?
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this seems like a chick thing. maybe the guy really doesn’t care. but i can’t see ‘not caring’ as a useful enterprise. either you give your girl a life plan or you don’t. and if you’re leaving it all up to her, somethin’ ain’t right.
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yeah, i see it as a chick thing too. and a girl who would pick this kind of thing to display on her wedding is probably a ballbuster who wears the pants in the relationship.
i can just imagine that they are the kind of couple where for almost every decision that has to be made he is always saying stuff like she’s the boss, it’s up to her, that’s what she wants, i’m just going along for the ride, etc.
in the long run she will resent him and lose respect for him because he is not leading her and makes her be the one to take charge and make all the decisions.
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yeah, i see it as a chick thing too. and a girl who would pick this kind of thing to display on her w3dding is probably a ballbuster who wears the pants in the relationship.
i can just imagine that they are the kind of couple where for almost every decision that has to be made he is always saying stuff like she’s the boss, it’s up to her, that’s what she wants, i’m just going along for the ride, etc.
in the long run she will resent him and lose respect for him because he is not leading her and makes her be the one to take charge and make all the decisions.
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But in the end, the alpha dud still gets more play than the busy beta… and more play equals (or used to) potentially more kids which is all the god of bio-mechanics cares about… right?
I completely understand your angle though, as I almost made the same comment…
He could just be a reluctant alpha while she’s a red pilled broad wanting to tie the knot and start a family before her man parts ways for greener (read: more barren) pastures.
And here I am fantasizing about the imaginary life of a cake ornament…. good thing lunch time is over, back to work.
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Alpha or Beta?
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Hubby B looks like a retro Peter Lorre. Look like Peter Lorre had a kid with Chelsea Clinton.
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A gets more luv. He has a shitlord asymmetric smirk. B has the neotony thing going on
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I love this so much.
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michelle kwan. hahahahaha. amerikwa.
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B looks like a pedo. A looks like a homecoming king.
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Not actually all that easy. The left side of A’s face looks afraid and worried- mirror it in photoshop and you’ll see what I mean. If you cover B’s face and just look at the eyes, he has a serene self-confidence. He’s not handsome, but he might be an unassuming player type. A probably has deep-seated psychological issues, but women can be attracted to the damaged alpha who takes his problems out on her.
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Agree with sigsawyer — B looks confident and calm. A looks badly screwed up. So A might well have success in keeping a woman for a while because of his violent, unpredictable temper, drinking, whoring around, and general lack of restraint. But the time will be full of verbal and physical fights, cops coming to the house, etc. etc. before they finally split up after making each other miserable for a while.
B will probably do worse with women but enjoy life more anyway.
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No, easy! Use the Bar Brawl test – A looks like he would sit at the same table, swap war stories and swill gallons of whiskey, and be an asset in a bar fight. B looks like he would run his smarmy cock holster until his teeth get relocated by anybody within arms reach, and wouldn’t raise a hand to physically defend his fellow whimpering, mouthy, Shirley Temple drinking companions !
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a’s facial asymmetry is probably due to neurological damage, maybe sports trauma. the guy looks absolutely fine.
b’s eyes, oh boy. a cow in love
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Husband B has a fat look despite being a skinny dweeb. Not a good look. You have to be pretty masculine to pull of the round face balding look (and it can be done).
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[…] Alpha Or Beta? […]
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Neither, kind of tacky actually
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Agreed. This kind of stuff is passed off as harmless fun, poking fun at groomz, but there always truth in humor. Anyone who jokes about a woman who has to drag a guy down the aisle would do well to run away from her.
Life and great sex aren’t over after marriage. Unless you let it be over.
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Alpha. She wants him all to herself so his dragging him away from the other girls. She probably has a high digit ratio too.
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Not alpha if it is against his will… being dragged… no.
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Maybe he’s just making her prove she’s worth it? Qualification?
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In this specific context it can lean towards Alpha because he’s the one being dragged into the marriage probably because he’s reluctant like most Alphas are to be locked down. (oh and btw, don’t get married)
If the roles were reversed you might think Alpha because “ooga booga man drags woman” but it’s deeper than that. It’s Beta because the man is the one trying to lock down the woman. Scarcity mentality.
[CH: this is my opinion as well. but for the sake of a healthy society, the best cake topping should be the traditional one — groom and bride side by side, venturing forth together.]
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If you’re gonna bite the bullet, go big for go home:
[CH: verdict: alpha]
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Why aren’t his pants around his ankles?
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I know someone who is using this very same cake topper in August…CH the girl is always hitting on the guys friends (that includes my bf..grr)…so look at how the girl is showing of her dominant sexuality in that cake topper
I say being dragged is Alpha, this display of a girls hot legs is Beta…discuss!
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The girl using this cake topper is also wait for it…
A Single Mom.
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As illustrated by folk:
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An alpha would be dragging her by the pussy
[CH: 100% TRUEFACT]
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Bride dragging groom reeks of beta because it implies to me a woman out of options twisting a hapless man’s arm to wife her up. Happens to betas all the time.
Groom dragging bride would clearly be alpha. it implies a man taking what is his, harkening to more barbabric (ie enlightened) times when a young man kidnapped his woman to make her his own.
Marriage is not beta if you see your wife primarily as the keeper of the hearth&home and the vector for your legitimate heirs while casting your eye about for side action as the fancy takes you.
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Alpha. She slipped a tranquilizer in his drink.
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I wish the like function worked on here for me, because I’d like this comment. Repeatedly, were that possible.
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both dudes are indeed alpha (somewhat lesser due to marriage, yes), but alpha nonetheless. The first obvi doesn’t want to be married, and the second is like a clueless caveman. Betas in contrast would be willingly standing on cake with toothy grin, without physically imposing will on girl
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The worse thing about this is the groom’s beta af face…sobbing..signalling significant weakness.
Better if he was expressionless and holding an empty bottle of booze.
And him dragging her would be beta too..for reasons like ‘why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?’
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Super Alpha: A groom with a heavy sack on his back.
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this is the sort of thing that a beta man would think is alpha.
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Both beta..
1) alphas don’t have big weddings. Every extravagant, expensive wedding (and cake with figurines) is a chick’s doing with her beta’s compliance.
2) an alpha knows the only reason to marry is for the sake of his children. No big theatrics (small ceremony of close friends, trip to Vegas, courthouse wedding, etc). The wife is emotionally ecstatic just to take his name and the upgraded label of wife as opposed to “baby mamma.” Her biggest fear was she was going to have children out of wedlock because Mr Alpha wouldn’t settle down (quit partying and fucking other chicks). Any childless dude who gets married is definitively a beta.
3) alphas don’t do PDA. Another sure sign of a beta male is during the “you can now kiss the bride”.. If the dude is all liplocked in a pathetic movie scene inspired 5 seconds or greater kiss – guaranteed beta. He’ll spend the evening eating at the Y and not pounding the pie.
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channel ferris bueller. Marrying the first girl you lay is beta. An alpha chooses the choice cut of meat to marry.
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Alpha context is that she wants him more than he wants her. The beta one has already been hashed out in previous comments – that she can boss him around, force him to do stuff, etc.
Another alpha context is this very conversation in the woman’s head – “what did that cake ornament at our wedding MEAN? Did he want to submit to me? Did he really love me?”
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I vote drunk.
I danced with a girl (HS athlete, 6+) a few nights ago who could have dragged most men.
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wait ……… I thought the 13th amendment banned such activities
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she’s dragging away an effigy of him in front of friends and family and he stands for it. “beta” is not descriptive enough.
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The decoration in the original post just doesn’t make sense. Even betas are essentially the pursuers of the woman — it’s just that they do it from a position of needy supplication instead of dominance and mastery.
No woman would want a man who left all the aggression up to her — not even a wall-approaching wench scouting for a beta provider.
So it seems impossible to classify as alpha or beta. The alpha wouldn’t allow himself to be dragged; the beta would be streaking to the altar, panting and slobbering and wetting himself in delight at the opportunity to subordinate himself to a woman and give her full access to his wallet, possessions, and the fawning respect that she pretends to like but is secretly repulsed by.
My summary of the initial picture is therefore “Does not compute.”
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Beta. An alpha will NOT allow himself to be humiliated.
Reverse roles, Alpha.
Women want to be dominated, but won’t admit it openly. So, a cake witg a wife being dragged by a groom would get geers but the groom will be getting bridesmaids poon while the bride is dancing with her father.
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Getting married is beta.
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Beta. This panda wouldn’t do that.
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The first comment to this article is epic.
http://www.theage.com.au/comment/the-10-things-i-have-learnt-from-midlife-online-dating-20170607-gwmx1i.html
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