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egads what is that?!
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Greg Eliot’s wife
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I once saw a black man making out with something that looked like a cross between a fat white man and a termite mound. In public.
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Trigglypuff?
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I picture a robot’s eye from the future examining the mother of the Resistance … and realizing that this is no Sarah Connor.
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If Kyle Reese saw that, he’d run back to 2029.
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shiv? It takes more than a shiv to pierce the lard layer of that beast. Look into a harpoon gun. I hear you can pick up an antique one on eBay.
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There’s something more annoying than women who answer questions like this on OKC. It’s women who spend the entire main part of their profile yelling at you because you DON’T answer questions this way.
Yeah, that’s what I want to sign up for: A fat American woman who not only mudsharks but has already gotten angry at me before we met. Great idea!
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I signed up for okcupid, scrolled through the first 50-60 pictuers with 80% being fat chicks and said “Screw this, I’ll stick to Tinder/Bumble”
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Tried OK Cupid few months about three years ago.
The good: 100% of women who actually meet up are dtf. Yes, 100%.
The bad: 7s were my ceiling. Mostly 6s. Just a flatly unacceptable return on time spent.
My advice: Don’t waste your time. There is no substitute for IRL day game.
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There should be some kind of online collection / gallery / museum for these atrocious specimens and their online dating presentations.
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[…] Lack Of Options = Loose Standards […]
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Character content
Means “want buck with no standards”
To bloated mudshark
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nice
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Is that trigglypuff?
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It is the year 2029. Trigglypuff is the last hope for mankind. Marching through the battlefield munching on stray marshmallows, she crushes robotic skulls under the weight of her webbed feet …
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Desperate fat white chick.
She needs some blonde hair dye and she’ll be perfect for the black guys.
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She needs to be flensed.
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Underrated comment
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No 337 bullet point list of demands from her.
Just one, actually: samwiches.
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Here I thought Grimace was a fictional character:
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I wish your spam filter had loose standards I can’t post anything.
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How many mulatto mistakes has that thing sired?
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Nothing surprising there. It’s a sexual market place, you can only sell at the price the market will bear.
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In all fairness, most brain-dead modern (White) women would give the same response.
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I went on a Tinder date last Friday and I told her “Honestly, I wish I could just put Whites only in my profile or have a filter for it. I only date white people”
Her Laughing: “Me too”
I might have to use that one to screen more often
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But miscege,-, excuse me, “love that knows no boundaries”, is, like, so, totally hawt (how can Michael Strahan be a part of a “beautiful couple”, regardless of race?):
http://www.collegefreakz.com/44-beautiful-interracial-couples/?utm_campaign=CF%20Inter%20Couples%20SAFE%20-%20Desktop&utm_source=Taboola&utm_medium=cbsinteractive-cbssports&utm_content=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.cdn.turner.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F140302173338-04-oscars-red-carpet—michael-strahan-and-maria-menounos-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg&utm_term=The+Most+Beautiful+Interracial+Couples+In+Hollywood
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Actually, the hot ones usually find race-mixing appalling, but keep it to themselves and mouth shitlib platitudes. I’m assuming it’s because shit-testing men is more important to women at the raw biological level while they’re unattached.
Then when they get (happily) married, they imitate their men’s political attitudes. (In fact, it appears to me that the most conservative nonwhite women are those married to white men.)
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true. and those tend to be the happiest marriages.
liberal man with a conservative wife never happens. liberal wife and a conservative husband usually ends in divorce or a lifetime of misery.
[CH: since women are on average to the left of men, most marriages will consist of a more conservative husband and a more liberal wife. i’d guess the trick is to keep the ideological distance to a minimum by 1. choosing wisely and 2. avoiding political talk in lieu of sex talk.]
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avoiding political talk in lieu of sex talk
Wife: Honey, what do we think of Trump’s silly travel ban?
Hubby: Who cares?
Wife: I care. Why don’t you care?
Hubby: Cause caring won’t give me a hummer. C’mere.
Wife: *giggles and blushes* I’m serious.
Hubby: Me too. *whips it out*
Wife: This isn’t over. *slurp slurp slurp*
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Bad news is you can marry a VERY conservative wife (I did) and still hear feminist-lite assumptions all the time (I do). It’s in the air they breathe. I can tease, or shrug it off, spank her, ignore it, etc., but sometimes I think, if SHE thinks something retarded like (insert feminist queef here), what kind of stupid shit does a MODERATE wife spout off. I don’t even want to know what goes on in a liberal household.
Looking back on what I just wrote, I see a flaw… VERY conservative, for a woman, doesn’t mean the same thing it does for a man.
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yeah, i’m more conservative than my girl even though she is very far right by most people’s standards and her ideas about things still get on my nerves sometimes.
i definitely couldn’t handle being with a leftist woman for anything length of time. it’s not even like politics come up in relationships a lot but political idealogies are an indicator of character and personality in general.
can’t always pinpoint it right off but liberal people generally have personalities and value systems that i don’t like or respect within minutes of knowing them.
i can be casual friends with them or get along with them at work. but i would never call any of them my best friend and i certainly wouldn’t get into a relationship with any of the women. would not be a good match for me long term.
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I have a few liberal friends too, but it’s the South, so they feel outnumbered which makes them polite. Especially in a small town.
The wife thinks I’m a rightwing nutjob. She’s perceptive that way. Now that I think about it, she’s conservative now like I was 10 years ago. I can see how I’ve been pulling her more and more to the light. In 10 years, she’s gonna be a shitlord and I’ll probably be in jail.
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CH I switched computers for a sec, and now I’m in mod. It won’t happen again, I swear.
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heh. w1f3 and i only disagree on who to ga5 first đ
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nice work rider. sounds like you’ve got a good one.
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to answer your question Major7:
https://www.thecut.com/2015/07/what-open-marriage-taught-one-man-about-feminism.html
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“Content of character”
Someone just had an assignment on MLK, methinks!
I sure she imagines herself being full of “character” and “love”, amongst other things.
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HOW TO DEFLATE LIBERAL SLUT’S NEGROPHILIAâTELL THEM WHY YOU DONâT ADMIRE THEM BUT INSTEAD ARE DISGUSTED WITH THEIR âRACISTâ DELUSION.
These girls are so brainwashed! Skin color is very important.
There is a good way to deflate liberals who are pro-black and attack other white as âracistsâ.
White liberals show off their negrophilia because they think they are being superior and on a higher moral ground by supporting blacks and other darker races and denigrating conservatives as âracist.â
And by claiming it is âonly character that counts.â
But white conservatives/intellectuals can turn the tables on them by denigrating them instead. Here is how.
To do that, you have to use a powerful loan word (rather phrase) from Indian languages which Indian foreign students used often in college to denigrate dark skinned people.
It is called âkala kakoos.â
Before you hesitate to use Indian words, please note that English has many loan words from Hindi, that we already use often, such as:
Chutney
Guru: teacher.
Jungle: forest.
Pajamas
Thug.
See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_words_of_Hindi_or_Urdu_origin
Kala Kakoos literally means black feces, but more loosely is akin to black shit**.
If liberals can use words like white trash, why canât the public use words like kala kakoos, i.e. black shit?
It is an alternative to using the n-word and a good way to respond to âwhite trashâ.
So when a liberal says you are a racist, you can answer back, like: âDo you know what light skinned Indians call blacks? They call them kala kakoos.â
Liberal will say: âOh, and what does kala kakoos mean?â
Then the intellectual can answer him/her, as the line (**) above.
And then the intellectual can add: âwhat a gutter man/woman is/are you/he/her who panders or dates or associates with the kala kakoos. How sick! How disgusting! Shame on such gutter people.â
In other words, you can shame them and show your disgust at them for their pandering/dating/associating with kala kakoos.
Though logical reasoning is good too, I found that many white liberal women wonât budge, because they have decided that all such arguments are âracistâ and they are a superior woman, and look down upon all whites who criticize blacks as âracist.â
Once the liberal woman knows that you do not admire her liberalism, but have a good reason to be disgusted, you have deflated her ego and she will feel shame and is less likely to show off her negrophilia or call others racist.
It works!
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Too wordy, a great shiv cuts to the heart without too much intellectual explaining
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A lot of black men are genuinely attracted to women who look like this. My black friend Henry is only attracted to morbidly obese white women. He even attends BBW conventions (I was surprised that such a thing exists). My guess is a lot of black guys like fat women because their mothers were fat. I am not sure why they find fugly looking white women appealing though.
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Cuz dey got dat goot pussy.. Sheeeitt
And obeast white chicks and dindus will both fuck anything, but you might be onto something with the “i-like-em-fat-like-mamma” theory.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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This is so disgusting!!!
‘Every roll, every curve and every stretch mark is put on me just perfect to make both of us happy. I love my body and I finally see why he does too!’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4580766/Curvy-woman-poses-bikini-snap-fit-husband.html
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Bring back whale oil lamps!
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how many wom3n were lost at sea hunting for whales?! because patriarchy!
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Of course the cock-hungry whale isn’t going to care what race the drunken dude is that bends her over the bed in the dark.. Sex for her is always the same: face in the pillow with the lights out. The inebriated man leaves to go get beer seconds after ejaculation and never returns. Race doesn’t matter to her; the end result is always the same.
A great question for thunder thighs: when was the last time you had missionary sex with the lights on and the dude wasn’t drunk? The hesitation before the shit storm reveals the answer: Never.
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ouch. shiv went in deep here and hit the bone hard.
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“it’s more about content of character”
her character has lots and lots of content that’s for sure…lolz
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Lucky nobody is judging her by the content of her arteries.
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She’s near me, apparently. Just saw her profile and I thought, “This looks familiar.”
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