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Comment Of The Week: The Greta Books For Men zlolz & etc.

June 12, 2017 by CH

from da inimitable gbfm:

the new virtue of the west
run by single white women
consist of
zero husbands
zero childrenz
zero sandwhiches made
zero mentions of the GRETA BOOKS FOR MENZ
zero mention of jesus moses plato galileo
zero diapers changed
zero dollars of patreon donations given to men
zero mentions of reforming the family courts
zero mentions of outlawing no-fault divorce
zero mentions of ending abortion
tons of mascara and lipstick and rougez

lozozoozozozozo

this is why they empowered womnez
for womenz
even when claiming the virtue of the west
are destorying it
all for $123 patreon dollarz
created via debt based butthetx
lzozozozoozozozo

Read this a few times, and you’ll realize as I have that this serrated sonnet is perhaps the distilled essence of the entirety of gbfm’s output; an economy of words, at once twisted and clear as day, aimed at the black heart of the dying West. A thousand years hence, archaeologists will dig up gbfm’s pecuneiform scribblings from among the West’s ruins and they will have their answers.

We have indeed fallen as a civilization, drawing our wisdom now from the Greta Books instead of the Great Books.

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  1. on June 12, 2017 at 9:56 am Anonymous White Male

    I wonder how they will interpret “lozozoozozozozo”? The mating call for the alpha male?

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    • on June 12, 2017 at 10:17 am mendo

      They’ll appropriate it as the sound of the tingling sensation all the gretas experience in the presence of the alpha

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  2. on June 12, 2017 at 10:06 am pdwalker

    I didn’t get him at first, and then I did.

    It was if the seeming random gibberish became as clear as the purest water in sunshine.

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    • on June 12, 2017 at 10:16 am mendo

      When it all comes into focus like that, you’re ready to take on the world, young grasshopper.

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  3. on June 12, 2017 at 10:10 am Comment Of The Week: The Greta Books For Men zlolz & etc. | @the_arv

    […] Comment Of The Week: The Greta Books For Men zlolz & etc. […]

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  4. on June 12, 2017 at 10:15 am Peak Finance

    GBFM??? I thought you were dead

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    • on June 12, 2017 at 10:18 am tomjones

      Kings Never Die

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    • on June 12, 2017 at 10:18 am mendo

      The greatest trick GBFM ever pulled was making people think he was dead.

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      • on June 12, 2017 at 12:08 pm Greg Eliot

        That was his SECOND greatest trick…

        The first greatest was making people think he never actually existed in the first place. lzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlozlzozlozl and a kekekekekekekek.

        /Sose rape!

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  5. on June 12, 2017 at 10:50 am TLM

    GBFM is like John the Baptist. They all thought he was nuts crying out the need for repentance in the wilderness dressed in camel skin eating locusts & honey, but he was chosen by God to usher in the Messiah.

    It took me a bit to decipher what he was saying, but once the fiat banker approved scales fell from my eyes, I started to understand what a genius he is.

    TuckerMaxx rhymes with Goldman Sachs, I still laugh at that one every time.

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    • on June 13, 2017 at 10:43 am Greg Eliot

      Yeah, man… but when this dies… when it dies… when HE dies, what are they gonna say?

      That he was a KIND man? That he was a WISE man? That he had dreams, he had visions?

      And who’s gonna tell ’em? Me? WRONG! Look at me, man… I mean, he’s a great man, I’m just a pair of ragged claws…

      It’s YOU, man… YOU’RE gonna tell ’em… that’s why he’s lettin’ you live.

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  6. on June 12, 2017 at 11:12 am tbone

    GBFM is an obvious genius, Those that don’t see are either liars, spergs, or dolts.

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  7. on June 12, 2017 at 12:00 pm ML

    I live in a college town, and work at the university.

    Every day when I cross the street I’m nearly hit by cars.

    I’ve learned to wait to cross with girls because cars screech to a half.

    Patreon dollars.

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    • on June 12, 2017 at 6:23 pm Sean Fielding

      Lesser Beta: “I’ll go first to stop traffic so girls can cross”—>multiple fractures.
      Greater Beta: “I’ll cross with the girls & chat ’em up for a #.”
      Alpha: Rents Lamborghini. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbYNAZxcWh4
      (Yeah, I know it was set up and has 33 million+ views, but we know it would work.)

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  8. on June 12, 2017 at 12:32 pm Lucius Somesuch

    “BOXER. FRANKFURTIAN SOCKPUPPETEER.”

    “NANCY MAY CALIGULA. MATT KINGPEN.”

    “THERE ARE GAMECOCKS ON THE LOOSE . . . DRESSED LIKE CHRISTIANS!”

    GBFM(™): Aren’t you forgetting one thing, Dalrock? I’m still in comment moderation, remember?

    DALROCK: Not any more you’re not, I’m putting you back on genocide.

    GBFM™): That’s a little dramatic, Dalrock. Not your– usual style?

    DALROCK: It’s meant to be, GBFM.

    MORGUE DUDE: Look, this thing could be even bigger than we think it is! I’ve got twelve Penguin Iliads here with their spines cracked. Somebody’s tryin’ to put the universities outta business!

    GBFM™): Well, nothing wrong with reading– long as the right books get read.

    “THEY CALL HIM GREATBOOKSFORMEN AND HE LIKES TO READ THE GREAT BOOKS THE WAY THEY WERE WRITTEN”

    –”HE’S ALWAYS AROUND WHERE THE ACTION IS. IN 24 HOURS HE MANAGES TO STAKE OUT A TED TALK, REREAD BOOK ELEVEN OF THE AENEID, AND BE A GOOD NEIGHBOUR”

    Honeyzpot: Hi!

    GBFM™): Hi.

    Honeyzpot: You’re that guy who says ‘hey heartiziestisz!!!!’ to heartiste.

    GBFM™): That’s write.

    Honeyzpot: So what does a girl have to do to give you an oral reading from “Paradise Lost”?

    GBFM™): Knock on my door?

    “THE GAMECOCKS THAT LOOK LIKE CHRISTIANS ARE AFTER THE GREATBOOKSFORMEN BECAUSE HE KNOWS TOO MUCH”

    –”WHENEVER THERE’S TROUBLE THEY ALWAYS CALL IN THE GREATBOOKSFORMEN, BECAUSE THEY KNOW HE’S READ THE BOOKS”

    –”IT’S ALL IN A DAY’S HERMENEUTICS FOR DA GREATBOOKSFORMEN LOLZOLZLZLOLZZL”

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  9. on June 12, 2017 at 1:33 pm FreightTrain

    GBFM . . . Get on Gab.ai and share your wisdom.

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  10. on June 12, 2017 at 1:55 pm Comment Of The Week: The Greta Books For Men zlolz & etc. | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  11. on June 12, 2017 at 2:26 pm vfm#7634

    One-third of world now overweight, with US leading the way

    There are a couple of interesting maps in the article further down, showing the obesity rate by sex. Interestingly enough, obesity is pummeling the Middle East, Latin America, and South Africa. In Europe, it’s hitting Britain and Russia worst.

    The U.S.’s obesity may be explained by the genetic susceptibility of British Isles natives, Latrinos, and Africans to obesity. (And let’s face it… the women of the British Isles tend to be considerably uglier than their continental counterparts. Being isolated had its perks… for them.)

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    • on June 12, 2017 at 6:49 pm wolfie65

      TV nooz sed couple years ago that Mexico had overtaken us in f@tness.
      If China and India join in, the planet might veer off its axis.
      There never were 10 billion dinosaurs……..

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      • on June 13, 2017 at 9:49 am tomjones

        the planet might veer off its axis and towards the outer planets. thus saving us from global warming…

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  12. on June 12, 2017 at 2:46 pm Lovekraft

    Butthex Bernanke is so cranky.

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  13. on June 12, 2017 at 7:08 pm Eduardo the Magnificent

    Pepe should have a “lzozozozoozozozo” rather than a MAGA hat.

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  14. on June 12, 2017 at 9:10 pm unh

    “One-third of world now overweight, with US leading the way.”

    That’s good! All that fat being created acts as a carbon sink – tying up enough carbon to reduce greenhouse gasses.

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    • on June 13, 2017 at 10:36 am Greg Eliot

      Yeah, but what about all that extra methane?

      /Bartertown rape!

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  15. on June 13, 2017 at 8:09 am Mean Mr. Mustard

    Many zeros … and lots and lots of cats.

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  16. on June 13, 2017 at 11:19 am unh

    http://gut.bmj.com/content/32/6/665.long

    “The no fiber diet produced very little flatulence in the panel, while the high fiber diet produced varying amounts of both carbon dioxide and methane — specifically, an average of 15 milliliters of methane a day, and a median of around 70 milliliters of carbon dioxide per day. That’s about 10 milligrams of methane and 140 milligrams of carbon dioxide per day.

    Assuming that these people and this diet are representative of the world population (not necessarily true, but close enough), human beings collectively release about 73 metric tons of methane and 1000 metric tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere every day just by farting.”

    But about 12,000 tons of dead bodies are created each day. And the body is about 18% carbon.

    This is getting too deep for me to pursue right now…but with cremations and off-gassing from corpses I get a sense that there may be a slight net to carbon lock-up.

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    • on June 13, 2017 at 11:25 am Cracker

      people shouldn’t be eating so much damn fiber. fiber and all other vegetable matter is totally unnecessary to the human body and causes a lot of damage over time. in the human body and to the environment because of all the crops, import/export, etc.

      The Fiber Myth is a great book that goes into all of that

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      • on June 13, 2017 at 11:30 am Cracker

        good points about all the CO2 by the way. i have to remember that when i’m talking to pompous libtard vegans who fall for the global warming scam. would be fun to tell them how much more CO2 they produce than i do.

        since cutting all fruit and vegetable matter out, flatulence is non-existent.

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  17. on June 13, 2017 at 11:38 am Mr. Roboto

    This bitch hit the wall very hard!!!

    http://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/movies/celebrity/demi-moore-reveals-shes-missing-her-two-front-teeth/ar-BBCCN9H?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=mailsignout

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