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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Shares His Thots On Love

June 22, 2017 by CH

More here. That Neil DeGrasse Tyson, he is a wise black man!

Credit to Pax Dickinson (@pax on Gab) for creating these. I only wish he had done more of them.

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  1. on June 22, 2017 at 1:01 pm Mr.G

    Yo Yo Yo ! Where da whitez wimmins be at ??!!!
    Neil DeGratz Tyson-Chicken

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  2. on June 22, 2017 at 1:02 pm Big-Al

    Neil “Put it in DeAsse” Tyson

    LikeLiked by 3 people


    • on June 22, 2017 at 4:11 pm markpower49

      Aside from being an anti-white racist, Tyson is supposed to be on the down-low. He has the mannerisms of a homo.

      LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on June 22, 2017 at 6:08 pm tomjones

        All of the nerdy black guys I’ve met were gay.

        LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on June 22, 2017 at 6:22 pm Sentient

        You met Obama?

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      • on June 22, 2017 at 7:32 pm Lord of the Gulf Stream

        ALL shitskins are on the downlow, one way or another. Pussy, male asshole, car exhaust pipe, knot in a tree, goat’s ass, it’s all the same to muh dik.

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  3. on June 22, 2017 at 1:07 pm Augustus Tilton

    I do say, it would appear I wrote off that magical negro too hastily! Sage words indeed

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    • on June 22, 2017 at 1:23 pm The AUARIAN

      I’m pretty sure the second quote and maybe even the first was said by someone but is being attributed to da magical niggums.

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      • on June 23, 2017 at 5:05 pm Ponce du Lion

        Are CH quotes. I suppose he is amused to see a nerd useless nigger saying that. A quote on the Uruks Hais horde would have been funny too.

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  4. on June 22, 2017 at 1:10 pm Neil DeGrasse Tyson Shares His Thots On Love | @the_arv

    […] Neil DeGrasse Tyson Shares His Thots On Love […]

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  5. on June 22, 2017 at 1:15 pm PA

    Turns out he’s pretty smart after all.

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  6. on June 22, 2017 at 1:18 pm Teutonick

    Would’ve been funnier coming from Stephen Hawking.

    LikeLiked by 7 people


    • on June 22, 2017 at 1:58 pm mendo

      Damn, even just thinking about it is hilarious!

      LikeLiked by 2 people


    • on June 22, 2017 at 2:20 pm elmertjones

      He is quite the player, according to his PBS biopic.

      LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on June 22, 2017 at 2:24 pm ar10308

      I see no reason not to include Bill Nye in this as well…

      LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on June 22, 2017 at 3:44 pm cavoritegroup

      It would go something like this

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  7. on June 22, 2017 at 1:22 pm The AUARIAN

    Mod ate my comment but slightly OT but VERY VERY relevant to practical future of the US from a book I proofread:

    it is evident in 20th century America that (((the vile))) are focusing their cultural and lobbying efforts to abolish the second amendment of the US constitution, that guarantees the rights of people to arm themselves and their most fervent efforts are directed and succeeding at the coasts and coastal states.. This might be due to the fact that when an invading force land, on the coast obviously, the coastal areas will fall easily and the center of the country will be hemmed in by enemies on all sides. This is extremely insidious and an outright act of treason, as such, coastal areas should always be the most heavily armed.
    Corollary: Flooding Central USA with muslims and other sub saharan african who have active hatred for Whites will weaken the states from within, they will be encircled by enemies and fighting enemies within. Cruel, devious and designed to maximise suffering. This will come to pass, and that is why, (((the vile))), and their supporters deserve NO Mercy.

    MAYHAAN

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    • on June 22, 2017 at 2:07 pm wolfie65

      Great Book For Men recommendation: Day by Day Armageddon by J.L. Bourne.

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    • on June 22, 2017 at 3:00 pm Augustus Tilton

      The 2A is worth defending but it can be a dead end cause. There’s a lot of white men who go all out for the 2A but let their daughters be thots and send their children to public schools. Most of those guns out there aren’t doing anything to stop the advance of leftism.

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      • on June 22, 2017 at 3:28 pm Scanman

        Yup.

        Walter Mitty’s Second Amendment by Jeff Snyder is true:

        https://westernrifleshooters.wordpress.com/2007/07/05/walter-mittys-second-amendment/

        This was written (I think) in the early 90s. I’ve thought of doing an update riff because things are so starkly worse now.

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  8. on June 22, 2017 at 1:41 pm Vae victis

    Imagine the reaction of SWPLs if their pop science nigger mascot started dropping red pills like this.

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  9. on June 22, 2017 at 1:56 pm Nads

    B.S. – those are Captain Obvious quotes.

    LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on June 22, 2017 at 3:11 pm Sentient

      Yes Cap’s got the copyright on the bottom one for sure.

      [CH: nope, mine. all of them are of CH origin.]

      LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on June 22, 2017 at 6:32 pm Publius

        Bro come on. 16 rules by CH.

        You’re not new here.

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      • on June 22, 2017 at 6:33 pm Publius

        Show CH some respect and fucking browse this blog a little bit.

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      • on June 23, 2017 at 8:44 am CalvinDecline

        This is why the web link to this site (assuming CH is looking for the publicity) should be at the bottom of those pictures.

        People are going to pass this around social media… some thinking neil actually said it… while others know it couldn’t have been him but don’t care to dig any deeper.

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    • on June 22, 2017 at 6:41 pm Vagina dominator

      This is CO:

      “Slap her face. Slap her t!ts. Slap her pu$$y. Rub her Cl!t and make her cum & cum & cum and then when she begs you to stop, make her cum some more.”

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  10. on June 22, 2017 at 1:57 pm mendo

    The original IT Niggums. Where’s Elmer at?

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  11. on June 22, 2017 at 2:08 pm wolfie65

    He be gettin a No-Bell Prahze fo’SHIZZLE, yo !

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  12. on June 22, 2017 at 2:13 pm elmertjones

    All of them to a background of Barry White.

    My personal favorite Tyson meme, pure genius whoever did it :

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    • on June 22, 2017 at 10:06 pm Modern-Day Cowboy (formerly "Some Guy")

      They misspelled “mothafuckaz.”

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  13. on June 22, 2017 at 2:21 pm Tiberius

    So CH is one of those self-loathing coloreds huh

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  14. on June 22, 2017 at 2:45 pm Greg Eliot

    Well, there’s funny, and then there’s trying hard to be funny but winding up carrying water for the muh dik division of the Synathedral.

    (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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  15. on June 22, 2017 at 2:46 pm O Patriarca

    There are more, actually. This was on return of kings.

    http://www.returnofkings.com/45422/neil-degrasse-tysons-20-greatest-musings-on-love

    pure genius, leftoids love Tyson, this’ll give them fits. Not his, no biggie, leftoids aren’t big on facts anyway

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    • on June 22, 2017 at 2:47 pm O Patriarca

      These are all heartistian, no?

      [CH: yep. ruse is up!]

      LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on June 22, 2017 at 6:43 pm O Patriarca

        heh. Sorry ’bout outing it, I’m a longtime reader and they all sounded familiar.

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      • on June 22, 2017 at 7:59 pm Blaster

        The quote #20 is from delicioustacos (https://delicioustacos.com/) on the rooshvforum. https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-41023.html

        Most are Heartiste though and of course he inspired the meme.

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    • on June 22, 2017 at 10:09 pm Modern-Day Cowboy (formerly "Some Guy")

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  16. on June 22, 2017 at 4:56 pm Max from Australia

    Please point out a Black invention, Charity, or School…then I might…might…listen to what one has to say…life is showbusiness not tellbusiness

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    • on June 23, 2017 at 5:37 pm itsme

      Please point out a Black invention

      knockout game

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  17. on June 22, 2017 at 8:44 pm Joshua Sinistar

    Yeah my gaydar is lighting up like a San Francisco Nightclub in June. Getting advice from this guy is like asking a woman to read a map. He’s supposedly a scientist too. If you believe that, you might want to look at some Swampland in Florida for the castle you always wanted.

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  18. on June 23, 2017 at 3:35 am Robert What?

    I tend to doubt NGT ever penned these lines or said them in public, but it is great stuff whoever said it.

    LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on June 23, 2017 at 9:51 am pulsotic

      You’re very perceptive

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  19. on June 23, 2017 at 7:53 am Aurelio

    If a white man said today that he’d be ripped apart.

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  20. on June 23, 2017 at 8:45 am gig

    Aside from being an anti-white racist, Tyson is supposed to be on the down-low. He has the mannerisms of a homo.

    The idea of hetero sex is alien to the world except when two groups got together: the Caucasian Race and the Catholic Church

    Tyson belongs to neither.

    If Protestants and Western Atheists are not having male on male sex today, thank some medieval Pope and the Saints martyred by homo-pagans of Rome

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    • on June 23, 2017 at 9:58 am PA

      A lot of truth in this.

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    • on June 23, 2017 at 10:04 am Greg Eliot

      PUH-LEEZE!

      If you’re going to talk about aberrant homo sex (and it’s red-headed stepchild, pedophilia) and Protestants in the same breath, I wouldn’t be throwing those stones within the glass cathedral of Catholicism.

      (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • on June 23, 2017 at 1:22 pm tomjones

        Irish catholic priests are the worst when it comes to aberrant homo sex and red-headed stepchild. French catholics second worst.

        It has to be said: protestants and eastern orthodox chr1stians are the most normal, the most hetero, people on earth.

        I don’t know the sexual practices of africans and arabs. I don’t want to know…

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    • on June 23, 2017 at 12:57 pm oink

      Coptic Church, its Ethiopian offshoot, and the Thomist Church would like to remind you the wordly teachings of Mark Twain:

      “It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”

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  21. on June 23, 2017 at 8:52 am gig

    It is not that people like Tyson feel like ga.y… He probably feels wildly manly. What he said proves that,.

    It is that people like him (nerdy blacks, faggish mannerisms) do not see homo sex as a denial of hetero sex

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  22. on June 23, 2017 at 5:12 pm SixGun

    ~Astrophysics Black Guy, 2017

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  23. on June 27, 2017 at 2:11 am Neil DeGrasse Tyson Shares His Thots On Love - Top

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